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Apr 11, 2025•29 min•Ep. 6094
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Apr 10, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 6093
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! In one of the most jaw-dropping collapses in NHL history, the Dallas Stars blew a 3-goal lead in the final minute of regulation to the Vancouver Canucks — and somehow managed to lose 6–5 in overtime. The Stars had a 99.9% chance to win according to Moneyp...
Apr 09, 2025•30 min•Ep. 6092
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Apr 06, 2025•27 min•Ep. 6091
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! In this episode of Starcastic Remarks , Ryan and Chris break down the Dallas Stars' first regulation loss in 11 games—a chaotic collapse against a Penguins team currently clinging to playoff hopes (and hats, thanks to Crosby). Despite a surprise hat trick...
Apr 05, 2025•27 min•Ep. 6090
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Stars offense finally remembered hockey games are 60 minutes long—and promptly buried the Predators in the final 21. In this episode, Chris and James break down Dallas’ explosive 5–1 win over Nashville, fueled by actual effort , filthy passing plays, ...
Apr 04, 2025•30 min•Ep. 6089
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Apr 03, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 6088
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Dallas Stars beat the Seattle Kraken 3–1 in a game that peaked in minute four and coasted into irrelevance from there. Casey DeSmith continued his absurd backup goalie dominance, Wyatt Johnston extended his goal streak by doing literally everything hi...
Apr 01, 2025•31 min•Ep. 6087
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Mar 30, 2025•36 min•Ep. 6086
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! In this episode of Starcastic Remarks , the Dallas Stars secure a 5-2 victory over the Calgary Flames, thanks to standout performances from goaltender Casey DeSmith and forward Wyatt Johnston. Despite being outplayed, the Stars extend their point streak t...
Mar 28, 2025•30 min•Ep. 6085
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Mar 27, 2025•39 min•Ep. 6084
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Mar 25, 2025•31 min•Ep. 6083
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! In this solo episode of Starcastic Remarks , Ryan breaks down the Dallas Stars’ chaotic 3–2 overtime win over the Philadelphia Flyers — a game that extended the Stars’ point streak to four, yet felt anything but reassuring. Despite early goals from defens...
Mar 23, 2025•43 min•Ep. 6082
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Mar 21, 2025•30 min•Ep. 6081
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! Miro Heiskanen’s absence is becoming a major concern for the Dallas Stars as they approach the postseason. Originally labeled as a “week-to-week” injury, Heiskanen has now missed over a month, with no clear timeline for his return. In this episode, Ryan b...
Mar 20, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 6080
Make sure you follow locked on Stars and joey! JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! We apologize for the rocky start—technology was not on our side tonight. But just like the Stars, we battled through and got the job done! Ryan, James, and Joey from Locked On Stars break down a chaotic night...
Mar 19, 2025•51 min•Ep. 6079
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Mar 15, 2025•33 min•Ep. 6078
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Dallas Stars made a blockbuster move for Mikko Rantanen, but the fallout from Carolina has been nothing short of chaotic . Did Rod Brind’Amour throw Rantanen under the bus? Who’s telling the truth in this trade drama? We break it all down, including w...
Mar 13, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 6077
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Mar 10, 2025•34 min•Ep. 6076
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Dallas Stars put up a valiant fight in the third period but fall just short in a 5-4 loss to the Edmonton Oilers. Mikko Rantanen made his Stars debut in style, notching a goal and an assist, proving he doesn’t need Nathan MacKinnon to shine. Meanwhile...
Mar 09, 2025•26 min•Ep. 6075
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Dallas Stars just pulled off a blockbuster trade , landing Mikko Rantanen in a stunning deadline move! Ryan, Chris, and James break down every detail of this game-changing acquisition , from the shocking trade negotiations to what this means for the S...
Mar 08, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 6074
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! Jason Robertson played hero once again, scoring both the game-tying and overtime-winning goals as the Stars extended their win streak to four games with a 3-2 victory over the Flames. Despite a sluggish start and Calgary bringing the intensity, Dallas fou...
Mar 07, 2025•40 min•Ep. 6073
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! Trade Deadline Eve Eve is here, and so is the speculation! In this episode, Ryan, Chris, and James break down Wyatt Johnston’s red-hot season and what it could mean for his next contract. Will he be the first $10 million man in Stars history ? Is he the f...
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 6072
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Dallas Stars nearly let a two-goal lead slip away, but Thomas Harley delivered a clutch game-winner in the final seconds to secure a wild 4-3 victory over the New Jersey Devils. Ryan, James, and Chris break down the chaotic finish, including Harley’s ...
Mar 05, 2025•40 min•Ep. 6071
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Stars took down the St. Louis Blues 6-3, and it wasn’t even close—on the scoreboard, at least. Despite getting outshot 42-21 , Dallas went 4-for-4 on the power play (a franchise first!), and Wyatt Johnston stole the show with a power-play hat trick . ...
Mar 03, 2025•34 min•Ep. 6070
JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Dallas Stars absolutely dominated the Los Angeles Kings in a 6-2 blowout , and Logan Stankoven stole the show! After struggling to find the back of the net, Stankoven broke through with a two-goal night , proving why he belongs on the top line . Roope...
Mar 01, 2025•38 min•Ep. 6069
The Dallas Stars are battling injuries, and Liam Bichsel’s latest setback has the blue line stretched thin. Ryan and James break down what his absence means for the team, how Matt Dumba is stepping up (or not), and whether Jim Nill should make a move before the trade deadline. Speaking of trades, the rumor mill is in overdrive. Seth Jones? Ristolainen? Brock Nelson? Even… Erik Karlsson ?! The guys discuss the latest speculation, why some names make sense (and others absolutely don’t), and whethe...
Feb 27, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 6068
The Dallas Stars fell 6-4 to the Columbus Blue Jackets in a game where defense was clearly optional . Ryan and James break down the biggest issues, from brutal defensive breakdowns to missed opportunities on the power play. Did Jake Oettinger get left out to dry, or is he in a slump? How did the Stars let Columbus dominate the offensive zone? Jason Robertson was a man possessed , but was it enough? Mikael Granlund continues to impress, but Brendan Smith and the blue line struggled big time. Plus...
Feb 26, 2025•36 min•Ep. 6067
The Dallas Stars pulled off a gutsy 4-3 win against the New York Islanders, overcoming a depleted defense corps and a controversial hit on Lian Bischel. Jason Robertson stole the show with a natural(ish) hat trick, while Jake Oettinger bounced back from a rough start to shut things down late. We break down all the major storylines, including: Robertson’s resurgence and what it means for Team USA The brutal hit on Bischel—was it a clear match penalty? Matt Dumba standing up for his teammate and t...
Feb 24, 2025•37 min•Ep. 6066
The Dallas Stars return from the break with a 4-2 win over the New Jersey Devils, and Casey DeSmith was the difference-maker! In this episode, Ryan breaks down DeSmith’s stellar 31-save performance, the Stars’ shaky power play, and Thomas Harley’s continued rise as a top defenseman. Plus, Matt Duchene keeps lighting the lamp, Wyatt Johnston scores a shorthanded empty-netter, and Evgenii Dadonov proves he’s more than just a depth guy. Did the Stars shake off the rust? Should we be worried about l...
Feb 23, 2025•29 min•Ep. 6065
