Bomber's Trek: TNG 1x10 Haven
What do you get when you combine a nude wedding, a talking head, a diseased ship, and a guy named teabag? A weird freakin' episode. Bomber's Trek continues with Haven.

What do you get when you combine a nude wedding, a talking head, a diseased ship, and a guy named teabag? A weird freakin' episode. Bomber's Trek continues with Haven.
Join Bomber and Phil as they examine the "masterpiece" that is Hide and Q. Our own Luke Boyle gazes upon this Homeric epic with reverence, for he "[h]as never seen its equal, but only seen its lack of praise as a sign that the world over has abandoned reason and embraced madness." Let's... see what Bomber thinks of it.
In our latest epsiode, Phil wakes up 16 years in the future and his only memory are his top 10 episodes from Next Gen season 4. Check them ou--wait a sec, Minuet!?
The world of Star Trek -- and of popular culture in general -- lost a great last month with the passing of Peter David. He had a huge impact on the Star Trek universe and on me personally. This top 10 is dedicated to all that made Peter David a wonderful Star Trek creator, author, and fan. Rest in peace.
How do you stop the Picard Maneuver? You can't Ferengi! All you can do is give the captain a headache with a glowing volleyball.
In this exciting Bomber's Trek episode, the boys discuss scantily clad people, the finer points of justice, and why pretty flowers could kill us all.
In this latest installment of Bomber's Trek, Phil confuses matter with energy and good podcasting with unintelligible garbage. Meanwhile, Brian doesn't believe Snakes and Dog-Cats will ever get along.
The Warp (top) 10 is back with Data Episodes! It's going to be great, amazing, wonderful, fantastic, stupendous, outstanding, super, tremendous... DATA!!
If Bomber traveled to a place where reality, space, matter and thought were interchangable, we would all be living in a world of Looney Tunes and perpetual debauchery. That's right, we're talking about Where No One Has Gone Before. The next stop on Bomber's Trek!
Bomber's Trek continues as he discovers The Last Outpost and the Ferengi! Rule of Aquisition #316: Never trust a 600,000 year old wizard who can move planets.
Does Bomber have a Code of Honor? Let's find out as he breaks down one of the WORST episodes in Next Gen history.
It is with a bittersweet sentiment that we break down the top 10 Lower Decks episodes. We can't believe this amazing show is over! Will it get a revival? Does Starbase 80 have a corn dog vendor? The answer to both is... Koala, we hope so. Warp me! #cerritosstrong
War! The Republic is crumbling under the ruthless Sith Lord, Count-- wait. Sorry. Wrong franchise. War! It's the top 10 Dominion War episodes and you will listen now. It is the order of things.
Lower Decker Brian Parks is feeling the intoxicating effects of his Trek journey. I think he needs The Naked...NOW!
Acting Ensign Brian Parks has finally boarded NCC-1701-D and his journey is about to begin. We discuss Bombers impressions of Encounter at Farpoint and how World War III is only a few short years away.
Phil tries to narrow down one of the greatest seasons of sci-fi ever to a top 10. Then he tries to figure out why Captain Picard is acting so weird and why Guinan is able to sense when he switches shampoos.
Brian and Phil get Looney with Trek Toons and break down their top ten Animated Series eps! So break out your anvil, umbrella, and catapult. It's about to get Trek Toony!
Clarence Darrow. Johnny Cochrane. Dan Fielding. William Riker? Yep. It's the top 10 courtroom style episodes. Listening counts as time served!
Next Gen season 2! What can I say? I love the ep when Counselor Troi unexpectedly gave birth to Nagilum just as the Enterprise was malfunctioning due to a sticker bush that pricked Riker. The obvious solution was to take off Data's arm and travel to 19th century London to find Doctor Pulaski's hair follicle inside a plate of Gagh. Guinan learns hockey.
70,000 light years away, Phil and Brian try to bring the top 10 Voyager episodes back home to the Alpha Quadrant. Grab your bio-neural gel packs and listen!
Who is the King of Sick Bay? The Queen of the Bio-Bed? The "Jack" of "Crusher"? Take 2 CCs of hyronalin and check out our top 10 Trek doctors! Damn it Jim, I'm a... nevermind
Rule of Acquisition #223: There's no profit in podcasting. We're back anyway. Season 4 kicks off with our top ten Quark episodes. Grab a bowl of tube grubs and get them 'lobes ready for a good listen!
Next Generation, Season One. Are there 10 great episodes there? Of course! You obtuse pieces of flotsam.
Bold? Check. Commanding? Check. Trexy? Check. We've got your top ten Trek Captains. Make it fly engage speed!
How do you find 10 bad episodes on a show that is so good? We gave it a shot. Check out the 10 worst Next Generation episodes and help me answer the question: Who the hell am I to criticize ANYTHING!?
We are back with another epsiode and if you thought you hated me before, just wait! I completely forgot La'an. LA'AN!! And oh yeah, #4 may end me.
Do Kirk and Spock have the greatest friendship in all of Trekdom? Maybe it's Giordi and Data? Worf and... Rom? Archer and Water Polo? OK yeah duh of course it's Kirk and Spock BUT WHO IS #4??????
As the imminent premiere of Picard season 3 threatens to swell their duritanium hearts to the point of failure, Luke reunites with Phil to lay out their all-time top ten Jean-Luc Picard episodes. Bomber provides an all-too expected steady stream of mocking laughter as two grown men shed tears of joy. En-freakin-gage!!!
In this tastefully sexy episode, the boys discuss the hottest and most beautiful Trek women in the galaxy. Surprisingly, they do it with class and respect. Such deeds will be immortalized in Klingon song!
"Computer, create a holodeck character capable of defeating Phil and Bomber." < Computer creates a small depressed squirrel > Phil and Bomber are defeated. Unfortunately, broken spirits CAN exist outside of the holodeck.