If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where the party is penalized for Jack pissing on the wall, and the rage elemental that materializes refuses to leave them alone even when they're in the safe room. Carl comes up with a plan, but the game doesn't seem happy about it based on th...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 10 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Naomi does the unthinkable, and I'm not sure I will ever be able to forgive her. Thanks for listening, you sick bastards. Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank yo very much to Jeff for commissioning this episode! This chapter only ends up taking 50 minutes to talk about, so I go ahead and read the start of the next chapter in this recording, just for fun. For all the FUN. The fun of Miles getting exsanguinated and frozen. Fun FUN FUNNN. Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! htt...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 2 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut have to face off with a Krakaren, but first have to do battle with her unvaccinated minions (who are also the bottom tier of her multi-level marketing scheme). This book is a delight. Thanks so much to you all for li...
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 20 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Scorio manages to get everyone fighting on the same side, at least temporarily. Meanwhile, Naomi's attitude is now genuinely beginning to grate on me and Alain remains as delightful as ever. Also, Heart Oaths should be illegal. Thanks s...
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 8 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jeff for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Mark carries out his plan, and it goes sideways very very badly. Meanwhile, Miles is trying to not only deal with his errant brother, but also still attempting to pull off another job simultaneously. Thanks so much to you all for liste...
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 7 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut manage to get a spot on one of the shows covering the Crawl, and Donut knocks the opportunity out of the park. We learn some more details about how the game works, and some interesting financial information. Thanks so m...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 20 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Scorio levels up YET AGAIN, and then helps to kill Bravurn...and then him and Naomi take their relationship "to the next level". But I'm not too happy about it. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a ne...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 4 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Vicky for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Miles checks on the casualties of his last mission, and then returns to the daily grind only to discover that someone is running around with Bel Thorne wearing his clothes. Meanwhile, Mark thinks he's pulling one over on Thorne, but I h...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut come across a group of elderly people and the caretakers and laborers that worked at the nursing home the old folks lived in. They join forces to get past the Borough Boss, and Carl decides that he doesn't want to survi...
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 13 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which our team makes its way back to the Fury Spires with a half-baked plan to take down Bravurn and then handle the Blood Ox. But I think they're counting their chickens a little early, because nobody but Alain seems to really be hearing ...
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 2 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Florian for commissioning this episode! These are the ones where we go back in time again and see the relationship between Law and Corazon, which is full of surprises. I also should have realized that we're gievn some warning about Vergo when he turns up to be promoted by Sengoku, but I was a ding dong and ...
Mar 07, 2025•59 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which I go on a long rant about being an online creator in the Era Of The Algorithm, and how it is going to be a pain for Carl to navigate some of these things as he gets eyes on him. Also we meet a couple of shitty cops who are preying on other...
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 18 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where soooooo much happens at once. Scorio is almost erased, Naomi is outright killed, Plassus's heart is shattered, the egg is activated and then HATCHES, Scorio is reunited with Naomi (and I'm guessing Alain) and there's just...a LOT. Thanks ...
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Florian for commissioning this episode! These are the ones where we find out about Trafalgar Law's tragic past and his thirst for vengeance and destruction, and then we find out about Doffy's slightly less tragic past but equal thirst for vengeance and destruction. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I wil...
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 3 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where our party fights their very first boss battle, and it's really fucking upsetting. I hated it a lot. Also, Donut can talk and she's GOOD at it according to her stats so I'm looking forward to that. Thank you all so much for listening, and I...
Mar 04, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Scorio and his friends get cut down to even smaller numbers, they get some gifts from Plassus, and then the Blood Ox appears. And he's really fucking unnerving. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a ...
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jen for commissioning this episode! It's time to begin a whole new book, and this time we're starting in the POV of Mark, the clone created to kill Miles and take his place. But this time he's on a much more altruistic mission, and I wish he'd just talk to his brother about it. Thanks so much to you all f...
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! So we're starting in a pretty weird scenario where aliens are turning the earth into a giant area for a Hunger Games scenario, and I can't wait to see how much weirder it gets from here! Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wann...
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 1 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Scorio and all the other Great Souls that were on the move with him are ripped apart in an ambush that leaves them gasping and running for their lives. Only to end up in the worst possible place they could be; a nursery. Thanks so much to...
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 2 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jen for commissioning this episode! This final section is about the incredible undertaking of breaking ten thousand people out of jail...in space. Miles suffers some real losses and some agonies himself, and while this was my favorite story in a lot of ways, it's also one of the more brutal. Next time let...
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 6 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jeff for commissioning this episode! This section of the story is the one where Miles finally manages to get enough people on his side that they can control the ration bars, and while that goes well in some ways there's definitely some ugliness brewing. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will ...
Feb 25, 2025•58 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where the Great Souls are pitted against monsters and come out completely unscathed...until the monsters team up and come at them en masse with no warning. Also, Taron is a lying liar and I would bet money on it. Thanks so much to you all for l...
Feb 21, 2025•1 hr 2 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Florian for commissioning this episode! These are the ones where Usopp manages to redeem himself in my eyes by pulling off a bonkers shot at Sugar, which turns out be way more funny and interesting than a regular missile. Also, Doflamingo reveals more of his history, and Trafalgar law, as usual, is irritated with L...
Feb 21, 2025•1 hr 4 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where I start to really spiral on my theories about things, because the Temporal Obelisks and Naomi saying "The Nightmare Lady tells me-" seem pretty foreboding. Oh goody! Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with ...
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 3 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Sofia for commissioning this episode! It's time to begin the final story in the triology of novellas, and this one is likely to be the grimmest yet in terms of the fallout, based on what we see in the future. I'm really l wondering how things are going to shake out from here because it seems like Miles ha...
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 2 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Florian for commissioning this episode! This installment includes the episodes where Bartolomeo reunites with Luffy, which is a reunion I'm much more interested in than the one between Kyros and Rebecca. Also we get the return of Sugar, who is of course the creator of these bonkers headcrackers! Thanks so...
Feb 19, 2025•58 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Jeff for commissioning this episode! It's time to wrap up the final section of this story, in which Miles manages to escape the clutches of his enemies, as usual due to a combination of his own wits and the loyalty of his crew. But he not only escapes and takes Taura with him, he ALSO takes some very valu...
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 1 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Dan for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Scorio and Naomi begin their journey to join the rest of the army, and we get some of the low-down on how things work both in terms of the new landscape and advancing to the next level. Also there are rocks that control time? This sounds...fam...
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 11 min
If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Tara for commissioning this episode! So these chapters are the ones where we find out that it was indeed Ephraim that Lyria had run into, and I feel like a goon as I realize that the con is a lot more premeditated than I realized. And also a lot more lethal. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you s...
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 7 min
