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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

TWO-TIME COMEDY PODCAST OF THE YEAR! Comedy podcasts are the best, but it's not easy to find clean comedy podcasts that are actually FUNNY! Welcome to the Spitballers Podcast with the award-winning trio of Andy, Mike, and Jason. These three dads will make you laugh as they discuss ridiculous topics, answer life's most difficult questions, and dish out life advice that you should never, ever take. We all need a little nonsense in our everyday lives.  Be a part of one of the best audiences around and enjoy a comedy podcast for the whole family with new episodes every Monday morning! The one comedy podcast you can't leave off your podcast roster.  Award-winning comedy every week! Learn more at http://SpitballersPod.com and become an OFFICIAL Spitwad!
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Episodes

Spit Hits: The Hungry Games & A Holiday Mascot Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 3rd, 2023: Today we are talking about ideal bedtimes, airplane poop chutes, and playing hooky from work. Then, as we approach the holiday season, we do a battle royale draft of well known holiday mascots. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow...

Jul 03, 202358 min

Spit Hits: Dr. Quackadoo MD & Things To Blow Up With Dynamite - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 29th, 2023: On today’s show, we talk about composting toilets, cereal condiments, and some willy nilly accusations. In the Situation Room, Andy is put on trial, we invade our local zoo, and we are granted the ability to summon food on-demand. We light the fuse on this episode with a draft of things to blow up with a stick of dynamite. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with th...

Jun 29, 20231 hr

Emoji Warnings & The Best Canned Foods - Comedy Podcast

On this episode we learn about some cheap, “organic” plant food that could get you arrested. We also discuss messy vs smelly houses and farting on a pile of laundry. We close it down with a draft of our favorite canned foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Fol...

Jun 26, 202355 minEp. 245

Spit Hits: Tuba Talks & The Best Movie Themes Pt. II - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 22nd, 2023: We are back with part two of the ‘best movie themes’ draft. We also talk about tuba players, assuming everyone is hitting on us, and never being looked at by anyone again. And for the first time in a while, we are dishing out some much needed life advice. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: Spitballers...

Jun 22, 202352 min

Cantaloupe Eaters & The Worst Things About Driving - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we talk about cantaloupe eaters, merge blockers, and the great carrot color war. We also dive into some ‘What’s the Difference?’. We wrap things up with a draft of the worst things about driving. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG:...

Jun 19, 20231 hr 6 minEp. 244

Spit Hits: DoorDash Diaries & Wild Animals To Let Loose In Each Other’s Backyards - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 15th, 2023: After a long break, ‘Jason Explains’ is back on today’s show. We also talk about part-time wizardry, celebrity meteorologists, and not being able to satisfy a craving. We finish things off with a draft of animals to release in each other’s backyards. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.c...

Jun 15, 20231 hr 2 min

Turtle Races & Selfish Punishments To Give Our Children - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, find out what unflattering word Mike uses to describe Andy’s appearance. We also discuss desirable animal defensive mechanisms, stair mules, and magic wallets. After sharing some crazy real-life news headlines, we close it down with a draft of selfish punishments to give our children. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spi...

Jun 12, 202359 minEp. 243

Spit Hits: Guillotine Garage Doors & A 90's Film Festival - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 8th, 2023: We are back with a brand new episode this week! We talk about deadly garage doors, roller coaster parks, pooping while standing, and sleeping on a La-Z-Boy. We also talk about a vacation vs. a trip and when a vacation becomes a residence. We shut the episode down by drafting our own 90’s Film Festival. Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram...

Jun 08, 20231 hr 3 min

Jason Gets Rocked & Movie Titles to Describe A Bad Date - Comedy Podcast

On today's show, we have an on-air face-off between Jason and Mike. We also discuss being friend requested by your boss, hamstring harps, yoga bombs and our end of life narration. Then we draft actual movie titles that could be used to describe a bad date. Don't miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow...

Jun 05, 202347 minEp. 242

Spit Hits: My Lucky Horse Leg & Golf Club Alternatives - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 1st, 2023: On this episode, we talk about why you shouldn’t leave your seat to grab a snack during certain olympic events. We also discuss the stool rule, amphibious insects, malfunctioning robots, and sewer bears. On the back 9 of this episode we have a ridiculous draft of golf club alternatives. Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/Spitballers...

Jun 01, 20231 hr

Spit Hits: Vampire Allergies & The Best Movie Themes - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 29th, 2023: On this episode, Andy, Mike, and Jason discuss visually impaired driving, airplane atrocities, and what it means to die from old age. Then they draft the ‘Best Movie Themes’. And spoiler - this is a two part draft so make sure to come back next week! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.co...

May 29, 202353 min

Spit Hits: Chest Plates & The Best Logos - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 25th, 2023: Listen in to hear all about Jason’s new “gym” that he “works out” at. We also talk about walking pains, freak feet, and chest plates. We then do some ‘Highway To Spell’ and wrap up the show with a draft of the best logos. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitt...

May 25, 202358 min

Backup Blood & A Brand Mascot Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, find out what hypothetical situation has us searching for the bathroom in our own house and singing to our cell phones. We also discuss never sweating again and arguing with our vehicles. Then we draft brand mascots to fight each other to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us o...

May 22, 202353 minEp. 241

Spit Hits: Shark Attacks and Things Old People Do - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 18th, 2023: On today’s episode, we do some foreign currency conversions, discuss being scared 24/7, and living in a world with no tables. We also have the return of ‘Jason Explains’ before diving into another ridiculous edition of ‘Highway To Spell’. We shut down the episode with a draft of things that old people do. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comed...

May 18, 20231 hr 7 min

Tailgater Haters & The Best Tools - Comedy Podcast

Today’s show really plays into our strengths. Spelling words and power tools. Listen in and absorb the expertise. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers...

May 15, 202358 minEp. 240

Spit Hits: Eerie Thoughts & The Best FroYo Toppings - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 11th, 2023: On today’s show, we talk about chicken fights, sudsy surfactants, and ploofing in public. In the Situation Room, we talk about eating contests, eternal life, and joining a reality TV competition show. We put a cherry on top with a draft of our favorite frozen yogurt toppings! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official ...

May 11, 20231 hr 3 min

Aging Into Things & The Perfect Pasta - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we banter about lawn mowing, breakfast fish, and telekinesis. We also offer up some free and life advice to a few lucky listeners. Lastly, we finish things up with a draft of the perfect pasta dish. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on ...

May 08, 20231 hr 6 minEp. 239

Spit Hits: Eating Crayons & The Worst Animals To Be A Vet For - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 4th, 2023: Come on in. Grab a seat and hear us talk all about seeing dinosaurs, giraffe shoes, and jellyfish poop. Then, can Jason go for a repeat victory in Highway To Spell? Lastly, we wrap things up with a draft of the worst animals to be a veterinarian for. Don’t miss this episode! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Sp...

May 04, 202357 min

Saliva Palms & Things That Are Red - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, hear all about Jason’s most recent self-diagnosis. We also discuss the splash zone in a Broadway theatre, being invincible-ish, and a well-known poem that has the world duped. We close it down with a draft of things that are red. Don’t miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twi...

May 01, 202353 minEp. 238

Spit Hits: Antique People & The Worst Things To Find In A Pinata - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 27th, 2023: On today’s show, we talk about burning Christmas cards, living without caffeine, and trading good food for extra years. Then we dive deep into the differences between several very similar words. We close things down with a draft of the worst things to find in a pinata. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitw...

Apr 27, 202357 min

A Balding Constellation & A State Animal Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, Jason explains why unlimited free Starbucks would be a curse to him. We also talk about a big guy in the sky (who is losing his hair) and play some ‘Man of the People’ before heading back into the Colosseum for a battle royale of official state animals. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow ...

Apr 24, 202349 minEp. 237

Spit Hits: Jason's Near Death Experience & Father Fashion Statements - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 20th, 2023: Do NOT miss this episode! Jason tells a story of a real-life situation he found himself in this past weekend that was straight out of his worst nightmare. We also talk about animals that fight back, finishing other people’s sentences, and punching through paper. We close it down with a draft of the most “dad” clothing items. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with...

Apr 20, 20231 hr 5 min

Permission To Sleep & The Worst Places For A Proposal - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about creative excuses, self-control deficiencies, and “pre-eating”. We also share some news stories that seem too wild to be true. We end the episode on one knee as we draft the worst places for a proposal. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/Spitballers...

Apr 17, 202353 minEp. 236

Spit Hits: Illegal Underpants & Fictional Places We'd Like To Visit - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 13th, 2023: On this episode, we inadvertently put a major clothing brand name on BLAST. Also, find out what’s got Andy boogering up swimming pools. Then we get educational as we teach you listeners the fundamental differences between some very similar things. We finish off the show with a draft of fictional places we would like to visit. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect wit...

Apr 13, 202358 min

SNUBA Diving & The Best Hand Gestures - Comedy Podcast

Happy Easter Spitwads! On today’s show we discuss running the world with Superman by our side, being on our own Mt. Rushmore, and cheap haircuts for people like Jason. We then draft the best hand gestures to close things down. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Fo...

Apr 10, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 235

Spit Hits: Smug Butterflies & The Catchiest Songs - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for April 6th, 2023: Today we talk about drinking saltwater, getting beat up by a kid, and sucking dirt out of your carpet. Pretty normal things. We also share some wild news headlines before closing it down with a draft of the catchiest songs. Good luck not getting something stuck in your head for the rest of the day! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podc...

Apr 06, 20231 hr

The Great Bee Sting & Childish Insults - Comedy Podcast

Today we talk about push-up efficacy, eating boogers, and The Goodwill Phenomenon. We also have some Liar, Liar on the show! Then we go back to grade school and draft some iconic childish insults. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/S...

Apr 03, 202349 minEp. 234

Spit Hits: My Old Dead Husband & Things We Thought Were True - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 30th, 2023: On this episode, find out why Jason is breaking INTO a prison. We also discuss grainy ketchup and hiring your friends before jumping into a draft of popular myths we once thought were true. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow u...

Mar 30, 20231 hr 15 min

Big Shoe Diet & The Best Ways To Spend A Rainy Day - Comedy Podcast

We’ve got a hilarious episode for you today! Find out what’s got Jason looking so trim these days. We also discuss little baby boils, lizard people, and shower shorts. Don’t know what any of that could mean? Tune in to find out! We also shut it down with a draft of the best ways to spend a rainy day! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spit...

Mar 27, 202356 minEp. 233

Spit Hits: Splashback Situations & The Best Sitcom Characters - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for March 23rd, 2023:<br /> On today’s show, we talk about brownie eating habits, dying on a magic carpet ride, squeegeeing food off the floor, and some passionate trash can takes. We also dish out some life advice that is sure to help listeners around the world navigate tough situations. We close it down with a draft of the best sitcom characters. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Conn...

Mar 23, 202359 min
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