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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

TWO-TIME COMEDY PODCAST OF THE YEAR! Comedy podcasts are the best, but it's not easy to find clean comedy podcasts that are actually FUNNY! Welcome to the Spitballers Podcast with the award-winning trio of Andy, Mike, and Jason. These three dads will make you laugh as they discuss ridiculous topics, answer life's most difficult questions, and dish out life advice that you should never, ever take. We all need a little nonsense in our everyday lives.  Be a part of one of the best audiences around and enjoy a comedy podcast for the whole family with new episodes every Monday morning! The one comedy podcast you can't leave off your podcast roster.  Award-winning comedy every week! Learn more at http://SpitballersPod.com and become an OFFICIAL Spitwad!
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Episodes

Exercise Diapers & The Most Rewatchable Movies - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about the uselessness of fencing, the sixth-sense, and wearing used underwear. Then, in ‘The Situation Room’, we are thrust into the Waffle House challenge. We close it down with a very subjective draft of the most rewatchable movies. Don’t miss it! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Fol...

Aug 22, 202253 minEp. 207

Spit Hits: Don’t Do Murder & Our Biggest Fears - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 18, 2022: Kids: Don’t do murder! We don’t even have a ‘Life Advice’ segment on the show today, but here we are, handing out some solid bonus counsel. We also talk about killer clowns, seedless watermelons, and Jason’s first kiss. We button up the show with a draft of our scariest fears & phobias! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official ...

Aug 18, 20221 hr 8 min

Museum Litterbugs & The Best Spices - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we are taking another stab at the ‘Man of the People’ segment! We also discuss a bunch of dumb superstions and their origins. We wrap things up with a draft of the best spices and seasonings. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Ins...

Aug 15, 202253 minEp. 206

Spit Hits: Acid Rain & Things To Throw Off A Building - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 11, 2022: We have another jam packed episode for you today! We discuss jacked cartoon characters, defining the assassination threshold, and the ideal time of day to take a nap. We end the show with a draft of things we would like to throw off of a tall building. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod...

Aug 11, 202249 min

Con-Art Galleries & Wishes For A Genie - Comedy Podcast

Tune in to today’s show to hear about ‘Bob the Robber’, neighbor wars, and Jason’s cereal sink! We also discover the origin of con-artistry. We end the episode by rubbing the lamp and drafting wishes from a genie. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG...

Aug 08, 20221 hr 11 minEp. 205

Spit Hits: My Noble Gas & The Best Elements - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for August 4, 2022: On this episode, we talk about playing board games against professionals, becoming pregnant, dirty underwear protocol. We also talk about how to prioritize a friend’s feelings over financial gain. We close down the episode with a draft of the best elements on the periodic table. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Offici...

Aug 04, 202257 min

Ferret Bowling & The Best Fruits - Comedy Podcast

On this episode, we talk about killing hamsters, magic carpet rides, and magnetic underpants. Sounds pretty par for the Spitballers course to be honest. We also misspell some elementary level words and draft our favorite fruits. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod ...

Aug 01, 20221 hr 4 minEp. 204

Spit Hits: The Flavor of Science & Animals We'd Like To Ride - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 28, 2022: On today’s show, we discuss building houses, whipped cream, and holiday decor guidelines. We answer some difficult Would You Rather questions and then dish out some of our coveted no-cost Life Advice. We close down this episode with an absurd draft of animals we would like to saddle up and joy ride. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad:...

Jul 28, 20221 hr 2 min

Domestic Yodelers & Animals That Would Be A Problem If They Were Larger - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show we talk about braggarts, Pitbull, and heavy metal drummers. We also provide some free education as we clearly define the difference between some commonly confused things. We close the show with a draft of animals that would be a problem if they were larger. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Foll...

Jul 25, 20221 hr 7 minEp. 203

Spit Hits: Trash Burglar & The Worst Halloween Candy - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 21, 2022: On today’s show, we spend far too much time trying to define & describe heartburn. It is much more complicated than one would imagine. We also figure out what’s got Jason tasting his underwear when he puts them on, and what’s got the guys peeking into their neighbor’s trash cans. We close down this episode with a draft of the worst Halloween candies. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the...

Jul 21, 202259 min

Seedless Beef & Things We Miss From Our Childhood - Comedy Podcast

Time for the spitwads to weigh in. It is Jason/Andy vs. Mike in a heated debate on selflessness with selfish motivation. We also discuss things like when to throw away a pair of underwear, stealing food, and trying to figure out someone’s name you’ve forgotten. We close it down with a draft of things we miss from our childhood. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podc...

Jul 18, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 202

Spit Hits: Bath Boys & The Perfect Summer BBQ - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 14, 2022: Summer is in full force and on today’s show, we draft the perfect summer BBQ items and find out who the boujee barbecuer of the group is. Before we bite into the draft, we tackle some great questions about fighting Dwane Johnson, taking bubble baths, and the etiquette surrounding complimenting someone’s house that you are a guest in. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podca...

Jul 14, 202255 min

A Clumsy Jedi & The Best Chocolate Based Foods - Comedy Podcast

Would you rather be too bored all the time or too busy all the time? Hear how we feel about that on today’s episode. We also talk about backup food, donut farts, and the worst jedi ever. We then share some insane real life news stories and draft the best chocolate based foods. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com ...

Jul 11, 20221 hr 2 minEp. 201

Spit Hits: Chinese Gorillas with Rifles & The Best Cartoon Animals - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 7, 2022: What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, and the appropriateness of winking. We wrap up the show with a draft of our favorite cartoon animals. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/S...

Jul 07, 202259 min

Spit Hits: Throwing Fruit & Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Athletes - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for July 4, 2022: We’re back with more comedy for your Monday! On today’s show, we get into some very serious debates. Would you rather have your parents read all of your texts or your children? How many times is it ok to reuse the same bath towel before washing it? What fruit or vegetable can be thrown the furthest? We then construct a Mt. Rushmore by drafting iconic athletes. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with th...

Jul 04, 202254 min

Spit Hits: Owl Gets Fired & A Craft Store Battle - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 30, 2022: We’ve got a Liar, Liar segment on the show today ensuring that this episode is not only extremely entertaining - but educational. But first, we discuss life in a world of invisible people, super smart pets, and life without YouTube. We end the show with a fight to the death inside a craft supply store. Somewhere along the way, Owl loses his job. Don’t miss this show! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Con...

Jun 30, 20221 hr 3 min

Our 200th Episode and Honey I Blew Up The Draft! - Comedy Podcast

The long awaited Episode 200 is here! Come along for the ride as we try out a couple of new segments, play some Liar, Liar, and draft some weapons for a giant battle royale. Make sure you stick around after the draft for a surprise ending! Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/Spit...

Jun 27, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 200

Spit Hits: Door to Door Cat Sales & A Pet Store Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 23, 2022: On today’s show we head back into the ‘Situation Room’ to divvy up some door to door sales responsibilities. Find out who is tasked with selling what in this extremely plausible situation. We also discuss hiccups, high-pressure sports situations, and rolling pennies before we close out the show by drafting items in a pet store to use in a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the...

Jun 23, 20221 hr 3 min

The Pigeon Song & The Best Older Generation Names - Comedy Podcast

Great news! On today’s show, we cure jealousy. We also discuss cutting off a limb, talking to pigeons, and seeing other people’s futures. We wrap it up with a draft of stereotypical older generation names. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instag...

Jun 20, 202256 minEp. 199

Spit Hits: Pig Fires & The Best Potato Based Foods - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 16, 2022: We are back with some news articles that made us think, ‘Is This Real Life?’. We talk about driving dogs, pig fires, and yogurt grand larceny. We also get a spider related question - just for Jason. Other topics include extra fingers, dogs that don’t poop, and hanging out with fictional characters. We close this out with a draft of our favorite potato based foods. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connec...

Jun 16, 202256 min

My Eco-Friendly Emissions & The Best Home Inventions - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, we suck at math. I know - shocker! We also talk about time travel and being stuck listening to boring stories. Then, in a more practical than usual draft, we select the best home inventions in the past 30 years. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersP...

Jun 13, 20221 hr 4 minEp. 198

Spit Hits: Belly Button Turds & The Best States - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 9, 2022: We have our most requested segment back on today’s show - LIAR, LIAR! Can any of the guys go 3 for 3 against the clever Owl? We also muse on uncomfortable chairs vs. uncomfortable beds & giving compliments vs. criticism. We wrap up this show by finding out how much these buffoons know about U.S. geography in a draft of The Best States. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy ...

Jun 09, 202256 min

Attic Full Of Farts & Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Food - Comedy Podcast

On this show, we discuss which half of our body we would rather look old, pooping out a butter knife, and being followed by flies. Then, we hand out some extremely wise and practical life advice. Lastly, we close the show down with a draft of the worst things to find in your food at a restaurant. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad:...

Jun 06, 20221 hr 2 minEp. 197

Spit Hits: Crazy Wig Guy & The Best Animated Movies - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for June 2, 2022: What ‘Would You Rather’ question has led to Jason wearing different wigs as he patrons his favorite restaurants? What ‘Situation Room’ circumstance has the guys trying to sell their coat to a total stranger? Today’s show is packed with laughs. We close things down with a draft of our favorite animated movies. 1 Pixar, 1 DreamWorks, 1 Disney, and 1 wild card. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with ...

Jun 02, 202250 min

Spit Hits: Lie Detecting & A Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actresses - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 30, 2022: The people have demanded more Liar, Liar! On today’s show we have another round of everyone’s favorite segment. Before that, we open the show with some polarizing ‘Would You Rather’ questions! Finally, as promised, we construct another Mt. Rushmore, but this time we are drafting iconic actresses! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: Spitbal...

May 30, 20221 hr 10 min

Spit Hits: Naked Wisdom & Favorite Fictional Sports Characters - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 26, 2022: On today’s show, we are giving out some solid Life Advice to those who need it most. Thankfully, they turned to the experts and their lives will, no doubt, be forever changed. We discuss topics such as exploring the ocean floor, living on a sailboat, changing our last names, and locker room awkwardness. We close out the show with a draft of our favorite fictional sports characters. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comed...

May 26, 20221 hr 3 min

Step Stool Defense & Actors To Defend You In Court - Comedy Podcast

On today’s episode, we talk about eliminating snacking, assembling Lego, and talking to dead people. We also construct the perfect sandwich and come up with the ultimate disrespectful driver-to-driver hand signal. We shut it down with a draft of actors to defend us in court. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Fo...

May 23, 202256 minEp. 196

Spit Hits: Dirty Soap & Luxury Mansion Items - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 19, 2022: On today’s show, we discuss online dating profiles, face tattoos, hot tub etiquette, and surviving in a video game world. In our ‘Life Advice’ segment, we hand out some impeccable advice to some poor folks who were likely better off without it. We shut down the show with a draft of extravagant items we want featured in our luxury mansion. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Come...

May 19, 20221 hr 4 min

Choke Murder & Professions For Your Kids - Comedy Podcast

On today’s show, we discuss sunglasses vs hats, jungle survival for dummies, and losing an MMA fight. We also illuminate the differences between some commonly confused words. Lastly, we draft professions we’d love for our kids to grow up to be. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com...

May 16, 202257 minEp. 195

Spit Hits: Keto Mosquitoes & Nostalgic Childhood Toys - Comedy Podcast

Spit Hit for May 12, 2022: Today’s show is jam packed with hilarity! Find out how to distinguish a pipe vs. a tunnel. Find out what product has simultaneously gotten worse and more expensive. Find out what life changing item you can buy for less than $100. Everything you need to live a fulfilled life can be found right here on the Spitballers podcast! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become...

May 12, 20221 hr 11 min
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