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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

TWO-TIME COMEDY PODCAST OF THE YEAR! Comedy podcasts are the best, but it's not easy to find clean comedy podcasts that are actually FUNNY! Welcome to the Spitballers Podcast with the award-winning trio of Andy, Mike, and Jason. These three dads will make you laugh as they discuss ridiculous topics, answer life's most difficult questions, and dish out life advice that you should never, ever take. We all need a little nonsense in our everyday lives.  Be a part of one of the best audiences around and enjoy a comedy podcast for the whole family with new episodes every Monday morning! The one comedy podcast you can't leave off your podcast roster.  Award-winning comedy every week! Learn more at http://SpitballersPod.com and become an OFFICIAL Spitwad!
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Episodes

"Eat This!" & The Best Future Technologies

On this episode, we discuss elementary school vs. high school memories and which subject the fellas could still ace an exam in today. We also have a ‘Jason Explains’ segment that seems super familiar. Have we done this one before? We close the show out with a draft of future technologies that we want NOW! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Fo...

Nov 16, 20201 hr 2 minEp. 123

The Big Retirement & A Hospital Battle Royale

On today’s show, we talk about artificial pet-telligence, limb smoothies, and colostomy bombs. Yeah, it’s as ‘off the rails’ as it sounds. We also answer some great questions regarding proper egg carton etiquette and gift card bonuses. We close the show down in a hospital with a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us...

Nov 09, 20201 hrEp. 122

My Power Arm & The Best Dad Jokes Pt. II

We are back, by popular demand, with a draft of ‘The Best Dad Jokes’ - part deux. Before that, we tackle some hilarious would you rather questions while learning a bit about Jason’s dominant hand. ‘Is This Real Life’ also returns to the show as we listen in on some actual news articles that made us question reality. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on...

Nov 02, 202052 minEp. 121

Don’t Do Murder & Our Biggest Fears

Kids: Don’t do murder! We don’t even have a ‘Life Advice’ segment on the show today, but here we are, handing out some solid bonus counsel. We also talk about killer clowns, seedless watermelons, and Jason’s first kiss. We button up the show with a draft of our scariest fears & phobias! Don’t miss it! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Fo...

Oct 26, 20201 hr 8 minEp. 120

The Flavor of Science & Animals We'd Like To Ride

On today’s show, we discuss building houses, whipped cream, and holiday decor guidelines. We answer some difficult Would You Rather questions and then dish out some of our coveted no-cost Life Advice. We close down this episode with an absurd draft of animals we would like to saddle up and joy ride. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow u...

Oct 18, 20201 hr 3 minEp. 119

Trash Burglar & The Worst Halloween Candy

On today’s show, we spend far too much time trying to define & describe heartburn. It is much more complicated than one would imagine. We also figure out what’s got Jason tasting his underwear when he puts them on, and what’s got the guys peeking into their neighbor’s trash cans. We close down this episode with a draft of the worst Halloween candies. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Sp...

Oct 12, 20201 hrEp. 118

Owl Gets Fired & A Craft Store Battle

We’ve got a Liar, Liar segment on the show today ensuring that this episode is not only extremely entertaining - but educational. But first, we discuss life in a world of invisible people, super smart pets, and life without YouTube. We end the show with a fight to the death inside a craft supply store. Somewhere along the way, Owl loses his job. Don’t miss this show! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become a...

Oct 05, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 117

Crazy Wig Guy & The Best Animated Movies

What ‘Would You Rather’ question has led to Jason wearing different wigs as he patrons his favorite restaurants? What ‘Situation Room’ circumstance has the guys trying to sell their coat to a total stranger? Today’s show is packed with laughs. We close things down with a draft of our favorite animated movies. 1 Pixar, 1 DreamWorks, 1 Disney, and 1 wild card. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Officia...

Sep 28, 202049 minEp. 116

Keto Mosquitoes & Nostalgic Childhood Toys

Today’s show is jam packed with hilarity! Find out how to distinguish a pipe vs. a tunnel. Find out what product has simultaneously gotten worse and more expensive. Find out what life changing item you can buy for less than $100. Everything you need to live a fulfilled life can be found right here on the Spitballers podcast! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow ...

Sep 21, 20201 hr 10 minEp. 115

A Million Dollar Challenge & The Most Memorable Death Scenes

We're back!! On today's episode we talk about a pretty wide gamut of nonsense. From getting hit in the ankle with shopping carts, to being reborn as a domesticated animal. In the situation room, we tread in some dangerous waters when a listener puts us in a real life 'Wife Swap' scenario. We put a nail in this episode's coffin with a draft of the most memorable death scenes. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Beco...

Sep 14, 20201 hr 13 minEp. 114

Dollar Sheets Club & The Best Disney Songs

Is This Real Life is back on the show today! Tune in to hear the guys discuss some of the wackiest headlines they could find. Before that, we muse about some polarizing Would You Rather questions. We close the show down with a much requested draft of the Best Disney Songs. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on You...

Aug 31, 20201 hr 10 minEp. 113

Plumbing Problems & The Best Veggies

Today’s show is packed full of laughs. We debate important choices like: poison belly button darts vs. corrosive acid spit and cooking naked vs. peeing barefoot. We also have a question from a listener that could land Andy in some hot water with the wifey. We close this show out with a draft of The Best Veggies. And yes, we know that is an oxymoron. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Vi...

Aug 24, 20201 hr 10 minEp. 112

Fanny Packs, Hippie Sacks & Stress Relieving Activities

The Spitballers are back with another great episode to brighten your Monday! During ‘Would You Rather’, we jump into single vs multiplayer gaming, mastering musical instruments, and talking like Donald Duck. Then we get some really ‘Great Questions’ for us to debate. Then, we slow things down at the end with a draft of ‘Stress Relieving Activities’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Vi...

Aug 17, 202059 minEp. 111

Jason Makes a Mistake & Skills We Wish We Had

Why is Jason so uncomfortable on today’s episode? Listen in and find out! In our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment, we talk about sharknapping, a crappy airline seat assignment, and an exploding duck. Then we jump into some everyone’s favorite segment, ‘Liar, Liar!’ We cap off this hilarious show with a draft of things we wish we could do. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the We...

Aug 10, 20201 hr 6 minEp. 110

Butt Quacks & The Best Dad Jokes

Today’s show is loaded with laughs. We talk about such important topics like pooping in bushes, the stadium shimmy, and singing off key. We also give some life advice to a few folks struggling with some moral dilemmas. And last but in no way least, we cap off the show with a draft of the best dad jokes. Trust us, you do not want to miss this one. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit...

Aug 03, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 109

Bath Boys & The Perfect Summer BBQ

Summer is in full force and on today’s show, we draft the perfect summer BBQ items and find out who the boujee barbecuer of the group is. Before we bite into the draft, we tackle some great questions about fighting Dwane Johnson, taking bubble baths, and the etiquette surrounding complimenting someone’s house that you are a guest in. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the We...

Jul 27, 202056 minEp. 108

Door to Door Cat Sales & A Pet Store Battle Royale

On today’s show we head back into the ‘Situation Room’ to divvy up some door to door sales responsibilities. Find out who is tasked with selling what in this extremely plausible situation. We also discuss hiccups, high-pressure sports situations, and rolling pennies before we close out the show by drafting items in a pet store to use in a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Sp...

Jul 20, 20201 hr 2 minEp. 107

Lie Detecting & A Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actresses

The people have demanded more Liar, Liar! On today’s show we have another round of everyone’s favorite segment. Before that, we open the show with some polarizing ‘Would You Rather’ questions! Finally, as promised, we construct another Mt. Rushmore, but this time we are drafting iconic actresses! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on In...

Jul 13, 20201 hr 8 minEp. 106

Important Studies & The Perfect Sack Lunch

Studies show this episode is hilarious. During our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss IKEA furniture assembly, losing your copy/paste function, and Mike’s video game collection. Then we tackle some ‘Great Questions’ about petty annoyances that you refuse to let go and improvising confidence. We go back to elementary school for the draft and pick our perfect sack lunch! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become...

Jul 06, 20201 hr 6 minEp. 105

Rub-a-Dub-Dubbin & The Perfect Heist

This show is packed with hilarity. We muse on real life power ups, dial-up internet, and President Taft. We also have our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment on the show, where we learn why you might want to think twice about holding in that fart you’ve got brewing. We slam the doors on this episode with an absolutely ridiculous draft of things needed for a bank heist. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official...

Jun 29, 202057 minEp. 104

Belly Button Buttons & A Cereal Box Battle

Today’s show comes out of the gate with a very dangerous scat. But rest assured, we remain family-friendly. Once we get into the meat of it, we discuss cooking duty vs dish duty, how our phobias will kill us, and eating beyond our capacity. We polish off this episode with another hilarious battle royale - this time with cereal box mascots. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on ...

Jun 22, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 103

The Super Bowl and Mount Rushmore of Actors

Today’s show is packed. We get into some 'Would You Rather’ questions and ‘Jason Explains’, before taking a trip into ‘The Situation Room’. Listeners get the opportunity to learn about some hidden (useless) talents of both Jason and Owl. We debate getaway destinations, using public amenities, and a monetary moral dilemma. We close out this episode by drafting actors for our ‘Mt. Rushmore of Iconic Actors’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy ...

Jun 15, 20201 hr 8 minEp. 102

School Bus Criminals & The Lone Survivor

The time has come for us to improve more lives with some of the best life advice money can buy. We help out with some listener conundrums such as neighbors who expect favors, parental guitar lessons, and proper bidet usage. We also discuss some of the terrible things that take place on a school bus. We close out the show with an awesome apocalyptic draft that you don’t want to miss. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with th...

Jun 08, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 101

Butt Breathing & The Weakest Link

Our most requested segment is back today! Liar Liar! Once again, the guys put their intellect up against the clever Owl. Will this be the first time one of the hosts can see through all the lies? But before that, we discuss some ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios involving chewing someone else’s gum, wearing dirty clothes for a week, and finding the Holy Grail. We finish this episode off with a battle royale draft with a twist. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spi...

Jun 01, 202050 minEp. 100

Favorite Show Moments & Honey I Shrunk The Draft

EPISODE 100! They said it couldn’t & wouldn’t be done. And to be honest, we were never certain either. But thanks to your loyal support - the potty talk, dad jokes, & family friendly humor has prevailed. On today’s episode we take a look back at some of YOUR favorite show moments. We close this one out with a hilarious, brand new, mini-draft. Tune in! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Offici...

May 25, 20201 hr 14 minEp. 99

Chinese Gorillas with Rifles & The Best Cartoon Animals

What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, and the appropriateness of winking. We wrap up the show with a draft of our favorite cartoon animals. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: ...

May 18, 20201 hrEp. 98

Pig Fires & The Best Potato Based Foods

We are back with some news articles that made us think, ‘Is This Real Life?’. We talk about driving dogs, pig fires, and yogurt grand larceny. We also get a spider related question - just for Jason. Other topics include extra fingers, dogs that don’t poop, and hanging out with fictional characters. We close this out with a draft of our favorite potato based foods. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an O...

May 11, 202053 minEp. 97

Naked Wisdom & Favorite Fictional Sports Characters

On today’s show, we are giving out some solid Life Advice to those who need it most. Thankfully, they turned to the experts and their lives will, no doubt, be forever changed. We discuss topics such as exploring the ocean floor, living on a sailboat, changing our last names, and locker room awkwardness. We close out the show with a draft of our favorite fictional sports characters. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the...

May 04, 20201 hr 2 minEp. 96

Attacked by a Sailor & Humanity’s Greatest Threats

It’s the end of the world as we know it! On today’s show, we draft the most fascinating existential threats to humanity. We also have a blast rambling about other nonsense like sleeping in, putting our face on money, having a scrawny bodyguard, and the infamous 5 second rule! This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us ...

Apr 27, 20201 hr 2 minEp. 95

Raw Chicken Snacks & Ice Cream Truck Favorites

YUMMAYY! Find out all about Jason’s new revolutionary business plan on today’s podcast. We also discuss Andy’s fighter pilot name, riding tigers, and a competition for the laziest animals. This episode will have you cold & bothered. Speaking of cold, we put this episode away with a draft of our favorite ice cream truck treats! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the W...

Apr 20, 202057 minEp. 94
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