Sometimes you don't want to know what is going on in the dark subconscious part of someone's mind... and yet here we are telling you all about ours. We have some weird minds over here. We give some great dating advice (naturally) and come up with firm rules about "spoiler alerts." Finally, we bring it all home with a soda pop draft. So get your bubbly ready, hit that subscribe button, and enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/...
Feb 11, 2019•58 min•Ep. 33
Sweet mercy there are some can't miss moments on this episode. Between asking and answering questions, stories of wetting the bed, and the most incredibly timed question ever imagined you will enjoy this episode. A lot of people have been waiting to hear what is on Andy's cassette tape from his childhood and you won't be disappointed. Be sure to subscribe, review, and share the Spitballers Comedy Podcast with your friends! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudi...
Feb 04, 2019•57 min•Ep. 32
Amazing life advice today on how to respond to someone trying to get into the bathroom stall you are occupying. We also explore the pitfalls of trying to protect yourself if you spoke like Yoda. Last week we had an incredibly popular draft of the most memorable TV show theme songs and there were so many that we are also doing a part two of that draft. It's another funny show that you shouldn't miss. Enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/s...
Jan 28, 2019•49 min•Ep. 31
Thank you Spitwads for ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS! Today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast has several gut-busting moments. We learn some (awful) parenting tricks usually reserved for cats and we answer the age-old question of when to wet your toothbrush. It gets heated... in more ways than one today. We finish it up by drafting the most memorable TV show theme songs of all time. Enjoy the episode and share with your friends! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/l...
Jan 21, 2019•55 min•Ep. 30
It's been a while since we've had a Situation Room experience on the podcast, but the wait is over! Serious, life changing situations like moving your nose to other parts of your body. Important stuff. We also figure out exactly what the worst chores are that you should want to get out of and what songs we probably shouldn't know all the lyrics to. Enjoy today's episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
Jan 14, 2019•51 min•Ep. 29
The wheels fall off today as these three idiots truly make some big mental errors for your enjoyment. We even find out some more embarrassing information about some of the musical preferences of Andy, Mike, and Jason. Ultimately, the real show is the FOOD FIGHT TO THE DEATH. They draft food that would be used in a battle. Who's food can kill the other two? You'll love this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/li...
Jan 07, 2019•48 min•Ep. 28
We're back to kick off the new year with some family friendly nonsense. On today's show, we have some "Would You Rather" and "Great Questions" that lead us into some interesting debates like, how long do you go without correcting someone who gets your name wrong? We finish it all off with another Mock Draft, assembling the scariest team of movie monsters. Enjoy! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Dec 31, 2018•44 min•Ep. 27
A season-ending extravaganza episode! Everyone's favorite "Would you rather" questions are back today. Fear not, we're still here to give the most important life advice ever heard anywhere before including how it can be okay to try on clothes without using the dressing room. Big stuff. Of course, we had to mock draft the best Christmas movies of all time to finish the year out and laughs were had throughout. Also, watch out for pie thieves. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/p...
Dec 10, 2018•48 min•Ep. 26
Saving the earth can come in many forms. Clearly the Spitballers podcast's main mission to to rescue the world, but the ways in which the planet will be saved by these three buffoons might surprise you. At least you'll learn the most selfish ways to help others and find some laughs along the way. We also have a true battle over the best Potato Chips including debate on what really defines a potato chip. See? Serious stuff! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudi...
Dec 03, 2018•52 min•Ep. 25
This one hits a little too close to home for Jason who was, in fact, raised by television fathers. The guys are back again with a great mock draft where they select the best father figures on TV. Some are actually the worst fathers on TV, but certainly beloved characters. We also discover what the most helpful mythological creature would be. There are also some of the funniest "Would You Rather" questions yet! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listene...
Nov 26, 2018•56 min•Ep. 24
Some things just blow your mind when you find out what people do. Do you lick your QTips? Do people really do that? Do the Spitballers do that? Gross! On today's episode we help you out with more than just gross questions, we tackle marital life advice and a bunch of would you rather questions. Also, there is a Thanksgiving Meal Side Dishes Mock Draft! One of the three guys hates Thanksgiving (WHAT!?). This is an episode you don't want to miss! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballe...
Nov 19, 2018•48 min•Ep. 23
What would be the worst jobs imaginable for the Spitballers to take on? Today's episode exploits their weaknesses and assigns them new jobs. Never fear, they also get brand new best friends in a celebrity best friend draft. We also find out what that there is a monetary limit to how much they love their children's health. Don't miss this episode and make sure to share it with your friends! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...
Nov 12, 2018•46 min•Ep. 22
Do you wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher? Should you? Do you brush your teeth in the morning? In the evening? Both? These and other super duper important questions are dealt with by the three village idiots of the Spitballers Podcast. Today's show finishes with another amazing draft: Game Shows! Who gets Jeopardy? Who will draft a completely unknown game show you've never heard of? Listen to find out! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/...
Nov 05, 2018•57 min•Ep. 21
What an unbelievable episode! The guys find out things about one another that almost tears them apart. If you've ever wanted to laugh over people fighting about nonsense then this is the episode for you. So many important questions answered like "can you fill an Amazon cart with a million dollars worth of product," "what's the best thing to do when you can float 2 feet off the ground," and "what kind of milk is the best kind of milk?" Finally, the draft is back as the guys pick the best vacation...
Oct 29, 2018•56 min•Ep. 20
Today's show is full of terrifying beasts including sharks, zombies, and dinosaurs. We also find out how good Jason is at guessing numbers and get an insight into just how smart (or not smart) he might be. Lot's of interesting situations, great questions, and bizarre would you rather questions. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Oct 22, 2018•47 min•Ep. 19
One of the most controversial topics ever discussed on any podcast anywhere. Incredibly deep and powerful conversation on today's podcast including things like body odor, Fortnite, and being slapped by your wife. Of course, no episodes feel complete without a Spitballers Draft and today the guys are drafting survival equipment. Who will live and who will die? You decide! Enjoy the latest Spitballers Podcast. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener ...
Oct 15, 2018•49 min•Ep. 18
So... a shocking guest makes an appearance in one of our houses on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. We have some bizarre questions today and one of the guys chooses to live life with "the squirts." You also get to know everything there is to know about Canada in under 60 seconds. Finally, the guys get heated over what the best breakfast cereals are and one of them clearly pulls out the win. Make sure you subscribe and tell your friends about the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Support the show: h...
Oct 08, 2018•59 min•Ep. 17
The Spitballers tell some of the funniest mistakes they have ever made with their wives throughout this episode. We learn so many things we didn't want to know about them. Learn something you definitely didn't want to know about one of their fathers as well as a way to very easily torture Mike. We also learn something we probably didn't ever want to know about one of their fathers. Finally, the guys have one of the closest contested drafts of all time: appetizers. You won't want to miss this fun...
Oct 01, 2018•51 min•Ep. 16
Oh, sweet mercy. The poop jokes might just be a little bit too literal on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. You're going to need your very own butt-ler to help you get through this episode. There's also a mock draft where Andy, Jason, and Mike fight over the best fast food chain restaurants. Of course, the Spitballers also wax philosophical and dish out some life advice, like what to do when your kid wants to play soccer like a loser. Be sure to subscribe and drop us a 5-star rating if you enj...
Sep 24, 2018•43 min•Ep. 15
The situation room is terrifying today! Jason literally screams out load as he cannot control his emotions in a genuine act of hilarity. Some weird stuff in today's show from seeing your clone to being stranded on an island together. But there are some funny GEMS on today's episode including the introduction of Gargantula and the smackdown of the most annoying cartoon in history. Don't miss this episode of the Spitballers! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudi...
Sep 17, 2018•44 min•Ep. 14
You do not want to miss the Pizza Toppings Mock Draft! There is a special topping description that you are sure to enjoy. Some absolutely great questions on today's episode that deal with hypothetical money and our deepest wishes. There's also perhaps the best "Would You Rather" question of all time. The funny moments are throughout and you're sure to love this Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Sep 10, 2018•45 min•Ep. 13
Trust nothing! That's what we learn on today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Can you stare at the sun? Or is that just some old wives tale? You also get insight into the vanity of one of the Spitballers when it comes to naming rights. Also, if you are a Clown... you might not want to listen to this episode. It's not kind to Clowns. Of course the episode isn't finished until the Mock Draft: Candy Bars! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Sep 03, 2018•50 min•Ep. 12
Family friendly potty humor? Is it even possible? Yes, it is! Gather the family around and enjoy hilarious conversation about social etiquette and where the limits lie. The Spitballers also take on ridiculous Would You Rather questions and of course finish up with another amazing mock draft. This week the guys are drafting their favorite 90s cartoons. Have a trip of nostalgia in this funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See ...
Aug 27, 2018•49 min•Ep. 11
Today's episode is pretty funny as the guys start out tackling a number of great questions including the horrible question of "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" As usual, the Spitballers are forced to choose what they would rather have in ridiculously funny "Would You Rather" questions. Of course the show concludes with a seriously evil mock draft that might just give you nightmares. Be sure to review this funny podcast and follow the show on twitter @SpitBallersPod. Support the show: https://www.patreon...
Aug 20, 2018•46 min•Ep. 10
Should you let kids win or teach them valuable life lessons with devastating losses. The answer might surprise you. Also, who would win in a fight between a human and an elephant? It's totally up to you on the latest episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! We even have a tip on how to get in shape and eat all the bad stuff you can handle. Make sure you tell your friends and family about the Spitballers and drop us a rating if you enjoy it. Check out other episodes at SpitballersPod.com . Supp...
Aug 13, 2018•48 min•Ep. 9
The most ridiculous "Would you rather" questions are tackled on today's Spitballers podcast. You won't want to miss Jason trying to impersonate Mike Tyson because it's a comedy goldmine of failure. We also have a mock draft again, this time the guys are drafting Action Movie stars. Of course it wouldn't be a proper Spitballers Podcast without a little bit of fart jokes mixed in. Enjoy! Be sure to check out the Spitballers Comedy Podcast website at SpitballersPod.com and follow the show on social...
Aug 06, 2018•45 min•Ep. 8
Would you rather go without the internet or without necessities like AC and heating? The guys also get heated over their passion for condiments. In a four round condiment draft, one team winds up clearly superior. But most importantly, the Spitballers come to the rescue of a man who has some poopy decisions to make. Be sure to subscribe and drop a five star rating for the Spitballers Comedy Podcast if you enjoy it and follow the show @SpitballersPod. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spi...
Jul 30, 2018•48 min•Ep. 7
On today's Spitballers comedy podcast Mike is horrified at what Jason makes his children do. Find out exactly what the song "Set Them Piggies Free" really means. The guys also discuss the jobs they can lie their way through and get away with it. Finally, due to the popularity of mock drafts, their at it again as the guys are drafting their favorite Disneyland rides! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 23, 2018•55 min•Ep. 6
Fun times are had describing some of the most awful food combinations that the Spitballers love to eat. Truly gross stuff. On the bright side, the Spitballers bring you some real world advice with how to deal with greeting new people in fantastic new ways. Finally, if you want to know what the Spitballers think is the best job ever (other than theirs, obviously) this is the comedy podcast to listen to! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
Jul 16, 2018•46 min•Ep. 5
The guys tell you what to do if you find a million dollars in the forrest under the creepiest possible circumstances. There's also another mock draft this week! They'll be building their own avengers style team of heroes. Finally, you might just learn something about the difference in men vs women when it comes to Spanx. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 09, 2018•51 min•Ep. 4
