Lets Go To Secrets

Southern Swingers Podcast is an adult podcast and is not meant for educational purposes. It's only our experiences. So if you're under 18, please move along. Souther Swingers. Come try one more, ain't it? Yeah. I'm sitting here naked in my tannin solution, getting ready to go to secrets. The boobies are out. I can't touch you though. I just hope it looks good. I'm sure it's gonna look good.

Well, I'm sitting on my ass, so my ass might be white and everything else might be brown, but oh well. We're going to secrets down again. Yeah, we're uh packed up. As soon as we get done recording this, I'm gonna download it to where I can get it onto the laptop and then we're out of here. Yeah. Yeah, we're headed that way. It's Win Wednesday. Yeah. It's Wednesday, so we're gonna my days are running again. It's Wednesday. You have actually taken off a hoe week to celebrate your birthday.

Amen. Happy birthday. Yeah, yeah. You get to go get a bunch of new women. Maybe I'm not sure. Maybe. Maybe. Either way you're gonna get to look at a bunch of naked women. That's right. That's enough. We're gonna leave here, go probably drive halfway down. Unless we can get a secret room tonight. I don't know. I'm working on that. But we're gonna drive halfway down and then hopefully be there around lunchtime Thursday. Yeah, that's the plan. And Thursday night is room crawl. Friday night is

Is that Hoedown or Military and then we got a military thing. It's it's one or the other. One or the other.

But we wanted to tell everybody a little story about what this was like two Mondays ago. Ja, ich denke so. Um I have started on Sex Panther. I've talked some some of our listeners have found us on there. I found you all nerd. So um This guy had requested a one on one video. Chat with me and Michelle Nass. Yeah, yeah. So she come over, we done a bunch of pictures, um, because you had built me a headboard and it's just a beautiful headboard. It's good for like rustic videos, pictures.

So we Done our video chat and within eight minutes we had gotten that man off. Well, I mean that's two pretty fucking hot women. We got to play together. We pulled out the double sided dildo. Yeah. So Um, we got him off and then we started taking some pictures. Got some pretty good pictures for social media, some with clothes, some without clothes. And um Me and her is just sitting around going through some of the outfits, just chit chatting, having some girl time, you know, eating.

Talking about different stuff and all. And then you pull up. Yeah, I actually got off a little early that day. Which is very unusual. Very Right. And I was like, Hey, we have never fucked anybody in our bed. That was one of our hardcore rules. Never to fuck anybody in our marital bed. And we've never had. And I totally fucking broke that. First of all, You had foot turbulence.

I didn't think about it when we set up the camera and all. Um, because that's just it's just a good view in there. And so for the gentleman that had paid, I wanted a good view for him. And I did not think about it, but I straight up fucked her in our bed. And then I was like... How do I get out of this? I gotta let hip fucker now. Ja, jag kommer hem och... I think you had most of your clothes on, but she was small. She had her tits out. She's got nice tits. Uh yeah.

Very, very nice tips. Yes. Yes. So um she was pretty worked up and horny um'cause she really loves some dick and she loves a country man. So I was like, Hey, um, are you horny? You wanna fuck my husband? And she was like, Hell yeah. And she had already been sending you videos of like her humping your pillow and teasing me all day. Yeah, teasing you all day. We had sent you some pictures and different stuff.

And so I was like, Okay, so whenever you come in, I was like, Hey, jump in the shower and come lay down naked and get on the bed. Obrigado. So the last podcast, this is the same one that you had cuddled with and laid with and no, he's not gonna fucking marry her. She don't 'Cause I know that's coming.'Cause we broke so many rules with her. But um I was you went, you took a shower and everything, and then you come out and I stayed at my clothes. I did not participate. No. our video.

You video, yeah. But I did not participate. So I think I think you ate her pussy and then how'd that go? Ah she sucked my deck a little while. Yeah. She rode me for a little bit and Her riding you on that video is fucking up. They got a good picture of your dick and her um pussy. Uh And of course I you know got behind her and

No. No. You fucked her for a while, been over. She was up sh I don't know. Her arch in her back is so fucking hot the way she she just takes it. She just fucking laid I'm trying to learn that position. She So you fucked her, I videoed, and then we got up, um, well you got off. By her being bent over'cause she's learned your trick. She has learned to just lay still and let you do your thing. Yeah. And um so sh you got off, she had got off.

So then we come to the kitchen and we just eat snacks and everything and talk and stuff. She really bragged that um she's the first one that's ever fucked. In our bed. And um so then she left. I mean you fucked in our bed. Oh yeah, yeah. 'Cause I was like, Hey, you fucked her in our bed, so I need to So we broke another. That was one of our hardcore. And it's been that way for a long time. Eleven years. Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about that? Uh it was a little uh I don't know.

Like me and you talked about it, it's not something that we want to do with every play partner. No. But a unicorn like her that does not take stuff serious. She she knows the lifestyle. She knows the rules and stuff of the lifestyle. And so I d I absolutely I thought nothing of it. Part of the part of the lifestyle is trying new stuff, you know. And we've definitely tried some new stuff. We have definitely tried some new stuff lately. it was, uh,

I mean it was good. I wasn't I don't know that I do it all the time, but, you know, every once in a while, I'll be okay. I think so It's one of those things like you say, if we do it and we don't like it we can always Just don't do that no more.

Well, so on my bucket list for secrets. Um I want a gang bang. Yeah. I got a friend that's trying to line that up and I want pull side sex. What shirt? Uh Hell I ain't really. I don't know. Just go see what happens I guess. I have something. I mean I there's several women that I know that's gonna be there that I wouldn't mind spending some time with, but you know, if it works out that's great. If it don't that it's okay. Do we have any rules and boundaries while we're there?

We haven't really talked about it. No. We've been so busy just trying to get everything ready. We hadn't I guess that's we got a seven, eight hour drive, so I guess we'll get to talk about it on the way down. I've got a lot of content that I'm gonna create while I'm there, I think. I hope. Maybe if not Several people that's reached out yeah about making content. Uh Hopefully it'll work out. Well, if not, we are gonna have a lot of fucking fun. We're gonna be naked the whole time.

Probably. Probably. As long as my deck don't get sunburned, I'll be okay. I brought you some tan and lotion for that. I'll get on us. Like a hundred SPF. Yeah. Might a slather mud That'd be bad. Especially if it got burnt on the first day before you can use it. I hope my pussy lips don't get burnt. Slather'em down with I'll just keep a mouth on on the hotel. That'll work. Yeah, if I keep it in somebody's mouth it wouldn't get burning, wouldn't it? Stupid.

Well, um, this is a very short one, but it's just to update before we go. Uh you had a pretty slutty week at that week after we played with uh Michelle Nasty. I did. I did, but I think we're gonna put that on the next one'cause We gotta get Roland. The next one's probably gonna be an update. Sacred but Yeah, well I wanna tell Blondie and Mr. Thick's story. Uh I mean you did try to set up a game. I did. So I tried to set up a game bang. Um Yeah.

Me and Michelle Nasty, we had a couple of guys that we had reached out to that she knows pretty well that go to some other lifestyle clubs up around where she lives. And um we were like, Hey, are y'all in? And they was like, Yeah, there was several of'em. Some of'em have never I don't think have ever performed in a group setting.

But they were like, Hell yeah, you know. So It can uh it can be When you first start thinking about it it's like yeah, and then the more you think about it it's like mm. I think that that's what happened to these fellas.'Cause we had like eight That was supposed to be. And we ended up with three. One of'em actually pulled up into the hotel parking lot. And'cause we was gonna f we we did film this, but um

Two of'em do not have OF, so we cannot put it out there. But this is something that me and her talked about. We were neither one of us have had a gang bang. Right. Actually. We have played in orgies, we have played with A lot of multiple men at the same time, but we wanna straight up gang bang. But one of'em pulled up at the hotel parking lot and text us. And he chickened out. I mean it can be intimidating.

And then a couple of'em thought they could get off of work, they could not get off of work. So we ended up with three. And um I took probably The biggest cock I have ever taken. Yeah. Toward stretching my pussy. Yeah. And you fucking loved it. big. It was not long, but it was The videos were really good. Yes, you're still masturbating of those. Thank you. But um we had three great gentlemen on a mun day. That was all on Monday, yeah.

Monday um at a hotel and we fucked for probably two hours while you was at work. So um Hot Wife Destiny is back. Yes, we fucked and fucked and we recorded and it was fucking hot.

It was it was fun. It was. I was I was a little disappointed that the other fellas was not able to make it. But I understand with it being on a Monday, but we had to do it that day because I had work. Michelle Nasty had work and stuff. So And you had uh you played with you played with her and and a another friend at at some point. Um Yeah. Wednesday I was out of town.

You stayed out of town and she texted me and she was like, Hey, you want to be a slut? And I'm like, Hey, I'm in'cause this was a slow work week for me. And um so I went up to meet her and a friend of hers at a hotel room and holy shit, like me and her Bye. Yes. That was a very hot playing session. And then the next day we went and played with Yeah. That was our that was our slop. I managed to get off and meet you up there. I w ha I was just in that area and it wor it just worked out.

Well, I have not got to see Blondie in a while. You have not got to see Blondie in pr I think I added it up. It was like almost seven or eight months. Now that one is on our OF. Yeah. I've still got more to come for that. It was it was good seeing. Yes, it was so good. Yeah, we need to go into more detail.

Yeah,'cause that was a hot place. Blondie turns me on. She actually messaged me day before yesterday and she was like, Listen, my pussy is wet and I've been thinking about you and I am ready. I was like, Girl, as soon as we get back from secrets, I'm hitting you up. Yeah. So I am looking forward to that. But the video of you and her and then me and Mr. Thick. Oh, yeah. The chemistry sits there. They're just I just love them. They're they're uh They're fine, blood workers. They really are.

They thoroughly love watching each other get pleasure. Yeah.

So anyway, we've got to get on the road. This is a really short one compared to normal. I have got my shivers. I have got my other gummies. Um if you message me, I am going to have behind the scenes secrets content on my Snapchat. Yeah. And then I have my regular Snapchat. Um lots of videos coming on OF and minivades. Went and you got tested yesterday. That was a all day adventure.

I know my status is fucking great. I should be getting those test results back here in a little while. But living in Alabama and trying to use them I don't know what hap now I know what to expect, but it was n I know my status was fucking great at handling everything because They were. My kit got sent to a different place. I had we we drove we literally drove But on a side note, I mean one of the good things we did manage to get by a different sex store that was.

I was gonna say we had drove over an hour pretty much to just go Which I did get a rainbow rainbow dildo. Can't wait. It's a gummy one. I can't fucking wait to use that one. Um Yeah, by pictures I don't know. Yes, I already put I already posted some on my Snap. But um I'm looking forward to it. Um I got my like I said, I'm tested. I'm ready to go. Play safe. I got my gummies. We have our alcohol and Cars loaded. We're ready to go. You're just about ready to pull out and head that way.

Yes, our first time at Secrets. From your birth Yeah. I'm I'm excited about it. Uh I don't really know what to expect, but I'm I'm excited to get the We don't know till we get there. Supposedly Secrets is like a um spring break. Parents gone wild. Uh I mean apparently there's gonna be a lot of people there. Mm-hmm. So Let's go. Uh, expand our horizons a little bit, maybe. Mm-hmm. Mm. Make some connections. Mm-hmm. New people. Meet new people. I'm ready. ہم رہے ہم رہے ہم رہے ہم رہے ہم رہے