We cover some interesting uses for paracord and also touch on some food storage topics. Lt. Dan and 1Sgt Foreskin are drunk this time!!!! This was a draft for the longest time. There was some disagreement about posting this one back in August. Alcohol might have been involved. Hence the first line. We are leaving it intact because it's us, and why not? Anyway, we're still talking about paracord here, and angsts ensue. --Captain Jack and team
Oct 31, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Fans, brace yourself for this next series. We have talked about these in the past after we recorded them, and said we weren't going to upload them. After a lot of discussion we decided to go ahead and release three of the four. WARNING: You thought we were rough before, this is nothing. There are no sacred cows in this discussion. We were drunk beyond measure, and didn't stop drinking. (Thank you Lt. Dan for the Three Kings) Consider this your only warning. Listen at your own discretion. Captain...
Oct 08, 2021•33 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Hello, and welcome to Southern Missouri Patriots. We kept it short since we just got off a long live stream. We had one more in us and felt the need to keep going. It's been a long week, and honestly we were even tired. That being said, we hope you enjoy this podcast. Captain Jack
Sep 25, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Hello, and welcome to Southern Missouri Patriots. Tonight we just drink and go from one topic to the other. We did not get as drunk as we were hoping to. However, ol' Captain Jack wasn't up to his usual self. Hernia's are painful. That aside, we had no topic tonight and wandered from subject to subject based on feedback from our live stream. Unfortunately our internet connection was not cooperating and it was best we just cut it short. All that aside, we still had a fun time. Come check us out o...
Sep 25, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Hello, and welcome to Southern Missouri Patriots. We do live streams now as we record our podcasts. Be sure to check our Facebook page to watch us live, and hear the same information here, while looking at our handsome faces. Well, except for Lieutenant Dan. There's a reason we keep him off camera. Tonight we go over some foraging tips, and pass along information about common 'weeds'. Also, we talk about some of the foraging apps we use, along with the books, and websites for more tips and knowl...
Sep 25, 2021•29 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Hello, and welcome to Southern Missouri Patriots. Tonight we talk about water collection, storage, and filtration. There is a lot that goes into water storage, and we glazed over a lot. However, what we did go over is important to get you all started. Be sure to listen. We also went off on a rant, and answered fan's questions as we are live streaming while we are recording the podcast. The questions lead us in some really good directions. There are things we talked about that you need to hear. I...
Sep 09, 2021•51 min•Season 1Ep. 13
No, our illustrious leader did not actually leave town. He had Captain Jack things that needed to be done, and asked us to proceed without him. Dear God, does that mean Lieutenant Dan will have to actually talk? Yep, and talk he does. We had plans to do hardtac but it didn't quite go that way. That's the problem with three jobs, at some point you just can't get it all done. That being said, we kind rambled on things tonight. We mostly talked about food we can make in the kitchen that feeds the b...
Sep 03, 2021•12 min
Hey everyone, tonight we went over the topic of bug out and home return bags. Yes, there is a difference between the two. At the end of the day, each have their own purpose. Also, each one is personal. Whatever you do, don't over-pack. Be deliberate in what you need. Medication, water, and then whatever else you absolutely need from there. Don't over think it. Also, have an evacuation plan. Then make a second one. After those two are made, make a third one. We live streamed tonight, so by all me...
Aug 26, 2021•32 min•Season 1Ep. 11
We had to address the issues, quickly, tonight. We're not done by a long shot. There's a lot to go over here, and we hit the highlights tonight. Captain Jack is the only one of us who served over there, so we leave the details to him. This is a huge slap in the face of gold-star families, veterans, active duty, and everyone who left their lives, blood, or loved ones over there. WE ARE NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS AT ALL! More to come so stay tuned. --Captain Jack
Aug 19, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Both of these are huge topics, too large to cover in 30 minutes. However, we did them justice as best we could. We cover debris, poncho, A-frame, lean-tos, mud and snow shelters. Also, we talk about the general guidelines on making your own fire starters, and what it takes to build a fire. There's so much to cover in both of these topics. With that being said, we're going to get you all videos of some, certainly not all, of these types of shelters and fires. Be ready for those. For all of you re...
Aug 12, 2021•33 min•Season 1Ep. 10
From the title you can imply that there were unofficial off the rails episodes. You would be right. We were all completely hammered one night and recorded 4 episodes that will likely never see the light of day. Kinda likely. Well, they may hit the air one day. Just not today. This time, we were a little more measured about it all. This time not only did we drink, but we also ate a lot of pretzels and potato chips. You'll hear it in the recording, we didn't try to hide. That being said, we covere...
Aug 05, 2021•34 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Welcome back to our podcast. Great news, Captain Jack wasn't drunk...at the start. But as always we had a great time tonight with this one. It was a lot of tangents, current events, opinions, and what we see happening down the road. Also, we wanted to let you know that we will be in downtown Neosho, Missouri for the Fall Festival. Come see us, and why we don't do videos, yet. We now have t-shirts available, contact Lieutenant Dan for those. Here shortly, you will be able to donate to the cause a...
Aug 01, 2021•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 7
We were going to talk about homeopathic medicines today. That was put on hold because we had received several requests on how to form a group locally. With that in mind, we do what we do: drink beer, poke fun at each other, drink more beer, say wildly inappropriate things, and eventually get to the point after several rabbit holes. Yet, we stayed largely on topic tonight. Our rabbit holes tonight actually had a purpose, and were not your typical off topic, topics. Captain Jack was still drunk, b...
Jul 17, 2021•57 min•Season 1Ep. 7
We took a serious note today. With all the news reports of this week alone, the bad days are here. If you weren't prepared by now, it's likely too late already. Inflation and supply shortages are already here. The cost of preparing has become more costly now. It only get's worse from here, and we want you to know that. However, this too shall pass. In the meantime, we tell you how to prepare what supplies you might have on hand. Additionally, we discuss how much to have on hand, how to take care...
Jul 17, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 6
First off, disclaimer: WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS. IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM SHOULD YOU TAKE OUR SUGGESTIONS AND USE THEM WITHOUT PROPER MEDICAL SUPERVISION, TRAINING, AND CERTIFICATION. THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. USE OUR SUGGESTIONS AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE SOUTHER MISSOURI PATRIOTS TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS. Thank you people who can't take responsibility for their own choices, and the lawyers who ensure that they never will. Not sure if that nullifies the disclaime...
Jul 12, 2021•37 min•Season 1Ep. 5
In this episode we talk about solar flares and coronal mass ejections (CMEs). There is a lot we can cover on this topic. However, we limited us to the size and impact each one could have on our way of life, and what to expect should one hit us. Those with classic cars (no computers) will be gods among men, until fuel runs out. GPS, goodbye. Listen along and try to follow along as we walk you through what to expect, and what you need (basics) to be ready. -Southern Missouri Patriots Also, don't f...
Jun 21, 2021•44 min•Season 1Ep. 4
It was supposed to be a 'short' episode. Capt Jack and 1st Sgt Bilko like to talk too much though. Yes, Capt Jack was drunk. It makes episodes interesting. Here we talk about a few highlights on taking a light, quick, overnight or two day outing. Plan ahead, and prepare. Don't overdo your pack. Fire-starter, sleep system, waterproofing (check the weather), bug spray, food, water purification system, and compass/orientation device. Be sure to email the team at smpinfo@protonmail.com for 1st Sgt B...
Jun 11, 2021•24 min•Season 1Ep. 3
The SMP gets together to discuss the history of Memorial Day, the meaning behind the symbols, the Tomb of the Unknow Soldier, and share our stories of those who gave their todays for our tomorrows. We also want to tell our brothers and sisters that before you do anything foolish, please reach out to us: smpinfo@protonmail.com - Team smpco@protonmail.com - Captain Jack smpxo@protonmail.com - Lieutenant Dan smp1sgt@protonmail.com - 1st Sergeant Bilko To all the patriot supporters, Remember Memoria...
Jun 03, 2021•52 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Today we introduce Captain Jack, Lieutenant Dan, and 1st Sergeant Bilko. We talk about the group, a little history about us, and what the group's mission and goals are. Come join us for our next episode. You can also reach us at smpinfo@protonmail.com.
Jun 03, 2021•21 min•Season 1Ep. 1
