This week, the crew records early, Banner demands attention, and well... thanks Deep Eddy! Some of the topics discussed: - The Grand Closing of Wrestle Circus - Grade School Drug Testing - Lonzo Ball's 2020 trajectory - The Team USA Plot - School Lunch Debt - The Mueller Report - The Lion King Review - The South Kongress Podcast Network's new shows!
Jul 29, 2019•59 min
To round out the "big 3" long running stories/themes with Slappy the Dummy and Monster Blood, we have the first story involving a certain shopkeeper's long lost masks. We cover the protagonist's relationships with other angst-ridden youths in fiction, artificial life trying to exist in a real space, and the differences between the TV and book versions of one of the most famous Goosebumps stories around.
Jul 24, 2019•35 min
This week, the guys talk about the "pros vs. joes" gap, asking people to go back to their county, and the times they were rejected by women. One hosts' story is a bit more detailed. Cam also gives an update on the auto theft situation, and why the police are gre...goo... why they did their job properly in this instance.
Jul 22, 2019•46 min
Ten books in, I think this is the best story to date. We follow Hannah Fairchild's trek from kid to detective to guardian angel over the course of a summer, as she tries to uncover the truth about her new neighbor. Real danger, real consequences, and real emotion hit home, and it's the toughest re-read yet. All this, and a post office worker with a shotgun on this week's episode!
Jul 17, 2019•31 min
After a week of... well, life, the guys are back to talk Kawhi Leonard: Power Broker, early NBA favorites, The Dominant US Women's Soccer Team, buying bath water on snapchat, and uh.. CAM'S CAR BEING STOLEN!
Jul 15, 2019•46 min
-Democratic Debates (O’Rouke’s Spanish (and tax plan), Kamala vs. Biden, Elizabeth Warren Making sense,deblasio “only one with a black son”) -Wayfair Employees pushing back against detention camps -Who ends up where in NBA free agency (kemba, klay, kyrie, KD, kawhi) (why are they all k’s) -Whataburger being sold -Lavar Ball -Megan Rapinoe -Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman as executive producers of smackdown and raw -Cam’s 100% accurate retelling of ‘Kindergarten Cop’
Jul 01, 2019•46 min
This week's episode continues the trend of the unreliable narrator, as we navigate the scariest place a 12 year old can visit - summer camp! We probably have our strongest protagonist, as he faces monsters, kidnapping, and real deal murder. I also make a few comparisons to certain comic book locales, and take a few shots at M. Night Shyalaman.
Jun 26, 2019•30 min
*CHECK OUT THE SOUTH KONGRESS PATREON!* https://www.patreon.com/ceehawk This week's book is the first in the series to introduce the unreliable narrator trope, and play a true cat and mouse game. Based on the "boy who cried wolf" adage, we follow Lucy on her path to be proven right, and explore the mindset of the misunderstood child, as well as the misunderstood parent. All this, and some John Goodman/Denzel Washington appreciation.
Jun 19, 2019•27 min
This week's topics include: - The NBA Finals - Ranking Kawhi - Golden State's Legacy and Future - Black Mirror Season 3 - X-Men's final blow - Our New Show!
Jun 17, 2019•48 min
The GooseDown #7 - Night of the Living Dummy by Cameron Hawkins
Jun 12, 2019•22 min
The best thing about 'Let's Get Invisible!' is that the next book is 'Night of the Living Dummy'. It's the first miss in a string of hits, mainly because it presents a cool idea, but waits till the end of the book to get it out there. It does have some well developed characters, but it's a better movie that book, and that movie's called 'Us'. I talk about all this and more boxing names on this week's episode!
Jun 05, 2019•25 min
We're back after a week off, covering a bit of everything. This go 'round's topics include: -Instagram Influencer Fail -Drake the Superfan -Art Briles - HS coach -Lil Nas X Wrangler -NXT Takeover -Swamp Thing -Aladdin -Barry -The Moxley Interview -Video game update
Jun 03, 2019•53 min
Support the show at https://www.patreon.com/ceehawk SHOW MERCH - https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4850363-the-goosedown?store_id=122599 This week, I'll tell you how 'Next Friday' took a key plotpoint from this R.L. Stine book, the recurring theme of "keep the lie alive" in this series and TV Dramas, and how I make fun of my co-host for silly ass conspiracy theories. And the difference between Super Mario LAND and Super Mario WORLD.
May 22, 2019•36 min
This week's topics include: - Alabama Abortion Bill - Deonte Wilder Fight - Bathing Revisited - Robert Pattinson as Batman - Wyatt Baby (Knash Sixx Rotunda) - San Antonio PD - Paying all your significant other’s bills - Chris Rock and Saw - It Trailer, Loqeesha Trailer
May 20, 2019•57 min
GOOSEDOWN MERCH!!! https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4850363-the-goosedown?store_id=122599 On this week's episode, we cover "Say Cheese and Die!", the story with one of the most memorable covers in the series. We reference 'Are You Afraid of the Dark?', 'Thinner', and 'It' as this story leaves the "desolate town" theme and introduces us into a living, breathing world with multiple protagonists, station wagons, and evil, cutthroat ass adults! All this and what NOT to do to your spouse while drivi...
May 15, 2019•28 min
This week's show is sex heavy, covering - Ayesha Curry's woes - Alyssa Milano's "Strike" - Women's Hygiene - The Rockets and Sports Loyalty - The Integrity of the Interview
May 13, 2019•53 min
The week, Cam reviews the first "running theme" book in the 'Goosebumps' series, "Monster Blood". He talks about real estate, dice games, trusting old people, and cats being the bane of all existence. Also, a hint towards the next gem for Patreon subscribers.
May 08, 2019•33 min
Intro - "My Heart Belongs To You" (Cover) - Raheem DeVaughn https://soundcloud.com/danny-mack-2/raheem-devaughn-my-heart-belongs-to-you-jodeci-cover GoFundMe - Help For Elijah and Britney, by Melvin Johnson https://www.gofundme.com/1mfb5kx2g0 This week, the guys talk about Cam's appearance on "Jeff vs. the World", kids ordering Uber Eats to School, the insanity that is "Six Brown Chicks", and the bar bringing tacky back to the Domain.
May 06, 2019•41 min
Thank to everyone for supporting the new show! This week, we talk about the second story in the Goosebumps series, it's tie in with 'The Fly', and it's overarching idea of "can you trust adults?" All this, and all of the times I snuck into the computer room to open my stepdad's sealed 1-of-1 comics.
May 01, 2019•24 min
*INTRO - "5 Steps" (Dru Hill Cover) - Junior Maile & Yahosh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQHe0XSsjM8 This week, we record the show from Permament RCRD Studios in Austin, TX. The topics include: - Avengers Endgame - Cam's New Show - Peanut's Sneaker Game - Houston Madison's Parent Dress Code - Josh Rosen's attitude - Is Nick Bosa getting a pass? - Jones getting drafter before Haskins - The crazy number of DBs drafted - The DK Metcalf Hype - A Lori Loughlin Update - The Office and Netflix -...
Apr 29, 2019•57 min
Our new show revisits a simpler time, when all your hard earned allowance went to the school book fair! Cam talks about his love of Goosebumps, and covers the initial story's characters, plot points, and how adult the subject matter really was!
Apr 19, 2019•22 min
WE'RE BACK! After a week off, we're back, talking about the goings on in pop culture. We cover: - BAD breakups - Nick Saban on kids leaving early - Texas Abortion Bill - Lil Boosie's shower woes - Magic leaving the Lakers - Lori Loughlin NOT coppin' pleas - Trump on the dangers of San Antonio - Getting your girl back vs. getting your old work back
Apr 15, 2019•51 min
*I Just Wanna Tell Stories Season 1 Episode 0* Jeaux Anderson Jr. (Co-Creative Director, Featured Actor, 'The Mahogany Project) takes some time to process his live show "For Lovers Only" as he and Cam answer fan questions, talk about the what goes into creating his art, and brainstorm his new podcast under the South Kongress Banner.
Apr 03, 2019•29 min
*This was recorded prior to the main event being announced as a winner take all match* In this special edition of the Pro Wrestling Torch East Coast Cast, Travis and Cameron go over every WrestleMania match, pick the winners and losers, discuss whether the build to each match was done properly, and what to expect in the aftermath.
Apr 02, 2019•1 hr 5 min
Intro: "Clouds (ft. CLifton Simmons & Lucy)- Liveola https://open.spotify.com/track/0qggLJoMKxYDdtsbCPHMaO Cam complains about all of the cool stuff he's blessed to do, Peanut tries to get listeners to buy him snacks, and the guys try to articulate the men's height vs. women's weight debate that's fired up again thanks to tinder. And oh yeah, that little "Cardi's drugging people and robbing them" thing...
Apr 01, 2019•40 min
Intro: "Don't Ever Wonder (Maxwell Cover)" - Linae https://soundcloud.com/linaemusic/dont-ever-wonder Peanut and Cam are joined by Shadow to talk dating, sports, music and more! Peanut played a lot of games, Cam celebrated an anniversary, and Shadow's trying to figure out this thing called love. The talk Gronk's retirement, the movie 'Us', Tom Izzo, and Cam takes one for the team and goes state by state to determine who has the wildest porn searches. All this and more on this week's episode!...
Mar 25, 2019•47 min
Cam, Peanut and Miles talk about the college acceptance scam rich folks have been working, LeBron's Lakers tenure, NFL Free Agency, and much more!
Mar 18, 2019•51 min
Intro: "I'm Going Down", Natasha Michael https://soundcloud.com/natashamichael/mary-j-blidge-im-goin-down *Special Guest - Mo from around the way* *link to show in bio* Cam, Peanut and Mo talk about the week where everybody wanted to get on, some brand new shows on the horizon, HBO's Michael Jackson documentary, and the crew goes through Gayle King's R. Kelly interview line for line, with ALL THE JOKES you crave.
Mar 11, 2019•1 hr 19 min
Cover - "If I Ever Fall in Love", Midnight Red https://soundcloud.com/redheaddutchie/if-i-ever-fall-in-love Tristan Thompson can't cheat hard enough, Michael Cohen can't snitch loud enough, and boyyyyyyyy is the justice system a funny place! Cam and Peanut talk cheating, telling, and break down an IG live story for the ages. All this, and the great feeling of your circle appreciating your hard work.
Mar 04, 2019•1 hr 9 min
Cover 1 - "Ms. Jackson" - MattyBRaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSwT1uaMvUY Cover 2 - "Rain" - Good Girl https://soundcloud.com/wearegoodgirl/rain-swv-a-good-girl-cover Robert Kraft gets caught out there, Robert Kelly gets put in there, Tristan Thompson can't get away from there... and Peanut does a FLAWLESS Mr. Rogers impersonation? This week, the guys talk Black History Month assemblies, Peanut wanting to stomp w/ the Q Dawgs, Cam riding the HBO wave, and paying for... yeah, you know. and...
Feb 25, 2019•50 min