Episode #59- The Nudibranch of my Mind
We got Jerseys, we got Tendies, We got the Guiness Book of World Records. Damn boy it took some time due to some In-Laws interference but we are coming in hot with a new episode for our baby birds.

We got Jerseys, we got Tendies, We got the Guiness Book of World Records. Damn boy it took some time due to some In-Laws interference but we are coming in hot with a new episode for our baby birds.
We are back again, and Simon is highly infectious. A slower start for the boys leads into many a shenanigan. The satanic olympics has the Twitter world fired up, Moon or Moon is back and Simon forgets to prepare in any way shape or form. Also, big news on the real life soccer front as Ali hits a milestone.
"it's been a while" -Staind, 2001
It's been a helluva season, we've had lunch wheels, we've had retirements, we've had highs, lows, disappointments & plenty of LOL's. Join us for one final episode before we take a break for the off season, spit out a baby or 7 and grow our moustaches as long as humanly possible.
This week on 'everyone's talking about the same topic", the SRD boys get into the big conversation in the Sorare space right now- "Is it getting too hard to win?" We discuss divisions, the potential of boxes to make or break Sorare, and whether it's possible to recommend Sorare to a friend with the current gameplay.
This week we have a Sorare Downunder exclusive! A very special interview with the latest LAFC signing OLIVIER GIROUD! Olivier dishes the dirt on his time playing for France, his plans for life in LA, his secret upbringing in Leeds and the unconventional training methods of the French squads. We also dive into Simon's week that could have been, after a forgotten team submission caused heartbreak for the world's unluckiest manager, aswell as the new divisions and our strategies for finding the swe...
A special episode this week as Simon makes the long trip north to sit on the velvet couch with Alistair for a long overdue episode of Sorare Downunder! Lots to discuss- we have a new structure (straight from uncle Barry), rivals is dead, there's dogs aplenty, Simon predicts the future and we generally just act silly on a couch.
It's been a rough few years for the Sorare community- it's times like these we need a little guidance. Back once again for a whole new set of rules to live by.We also discuss Simon's spluttery start to Champion Asia and what to do about it, we track down a Nashville terrorist and start to panic about the new structure going live on March 29th.
We've got hairdos! We've got bloopers! We've got Japanese lesson! Simon is back and ready to be hurt again, the segments are back in full force, and we discuss the possible ramifications of new season FOMO.
It's our 50th episode! What better way to celebrate than a win on Sorare. We create the definitive ranking for all new MLS jerseys, Simon cuts Ali off on a rant, and we have a nice little trip down memory lane montage from our early beginnings to the fully formed powerhouse you see today.
Simon has the fire in the belly. Ali finally comes good on a lunch wheel promise. To prem or not to prem? Is winning K-League cards worth it? It's all happening on SorareDownunder!
Well, it's here! The biggest Sorare update of our generation. How does the new structure affect someone 'new' like Simon? What do we like? What do we hate? And most important of all, is Sorare saved?
Simon's back in the Rares!...but wants to buy plodders, we list off the Special Weekly competitions that will change the game plus some Underdog and Moon or Doon nonesense!
Moon or Doon is back! In this episode, Ali finds his inner zen, Sorare send a surprise package, Simon has some interesting new ideas for loot boxes, and we react to the new big news that drops immediately after this goes live!
Why is Simon in a car? Why are people so addicted to rivals? Who would play Ali & Simon in a movie about their Sorare careers? So many questions! So little time!Lunch Wheel is back, we check in on Hugo Lloris to make sure he's ok, and we discuss how Sorare Rivals can take us all back to the moon with the new 'loot boxes'.
This week, we aren't gonna be like every other bloody pod and go on and on and on about thresholds (Are you sure about that?) Simon can't be distracted right now. He's about to go back in deep on some rare cards so we thought we'd revisit some golden nuggets of wisdom when selecting players and unveiling your strategy for hitting threshold and beyond, keeping the fickle nature of Sorare firmly in the back of our minds. Plan for future success baby!
We are BACK baby! We thought Simon might be done and dusted but the fever struck and he's back in the studio hangover and all to bring tidings of great joy for 2024! We've got a lot to cover- Sorare's big wins of 2023, where they went wrong, what to do with Sorare NBA, Simon's plans for 2024, our hopes for a crypto bull market and DNP rewards. It's all happening!
This week Ali and Simon discuss Ali's rollercoaster of emotions after a top ten finish in All Star Super Rare, Simon gets stuck into his sloppy steak and we discuss Simon's waning enthusiasm for Sorare. is this the end for Simon?
This week we unwrapped some special news from our fans and thought it apt to take a look back at how far we've come, what we've learnt and how this podcast makes us FEEL.We also break down Simon's gallery implosion and go shopping for stacks, Simon eats a shitload of eggs and we bring back BIJLOUW/SELLHAYE
It's International Break! That means we've got nothing better to do than tick off a few things on our to do lists, dive into the Sorare NBA marketplace, buy the best limited forward on the platform and daydream about how RIVALS is going to change all of our lives and the future of Sorare forever.
This week marks a big moment in Sorare history. Well, kind of. Some new stuff has happened and we wanna talk about it!Will the new competitions bring Sorare to it's knees? Will Alistair become embroiled in a long standing Twitter war with strangers on the internet? Will RIVALS save the day? And will we finally get to see..The LUNCH WHEEL?Watch on!
This week, after a particularly brutal weekend for one of us. We decided to get scientific and look deep into the microscope, at the very fundamental fabric of our great game.What are the boundaries of our understanding, out of our control, the laws that govern Sorare so that we may be at peace with the unstoppable force that is Sorare shithousery week to week. By understanding, only then can you conquer.
Big week on Sorare! This week we cover the moral minefield of bot mistakes, Alistair explains why he can never be satisfied on Sorare and we find ourselves a new underdog team to throw our support behind.
International break is almost over and we cannot wait.In this rambling episode we cover roast fans, Sorare's new gameplay mode and it's potential to change the way we all play Sorare, we look back on our MLS predictions from the start of the season and re-visit Billow Sell Haye! Like and Subscribe, obviously.
Solo EP! Simon has a freak accident keep him off the mic this week, so Ali steps up to fill an hour. I managed to fill 30 minutes full of hot takes and exciting insight into the world of my Sorare Gallery. I started playing almost exclusively Super Rare competitions in April- this week I dive into how that has gone for me and whether it was the right move to make looking back. I also discuss my strategy for the cap 270 month long competition, the new website design & what they should do INST...
This week is a big week for SorareDownunder as Simon prepares to start from scratch with a new gallery. What players should he target, what divisions should he play in and more importantly how can he WIN! We also check in on the Wolfsburg boys, debate signed vs unsigned mystery jerseys, and we finally learn the secret to becoming a better footballer. We also introduce a new segment- 'ROAST BREAK'
This week we have some huge news... What could it be? Whom knows? WHOM. KNOWS.
This week we get excited as the AFC champions league is upon us and A-league club badges are on the line-up builder. The A-league season is almost upon us and Simon gives us a run down on what's happening down under this season. We also discuss Simon's new limited strategy, have a Sorare therapy session & much more!
This week we address the increasingly difficult task of winning rewards in Sorare- is there anything to do about it? Is winning regularly more important than winning BIG? We also talk all things 3D cards, we ask 'is Sorare the new Pokemon Go?' & we bring back some buy low sell high picks to help you all win more!
It's all happening in September on Sorare! New competitions, new 3D cards, new app in the works, and much more. We dive into what excites us about the coming month, we discuss the madness of deadline day, the final Moon or Moon of the year and we take callers live on the show!