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Sometimes I Hate You Podcast

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A weekly comedy variety podcast hosted since 2017 by best friends Andy Chavez and Victor Calva. We bring a whole bunch of topics to each week’s episode and try to hammer out the issues that really matter. issues like, what men can do to themselves to be sexier. what it would be like to know a woman who legally married a ghost in France. we even regularly have guests like Arnold Schwarzenegger stop by to voice the show. Email us at silysihypodcast@gmail.com
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Episodes

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 18 (The Penultimate Bunkercast?!)

Welcome back to yet another episode of your favorite comedy weekly comedy variety podcast. This week Andy, Victor and Cyle talk about the 2018 film The Predator and the fact that every special kid in movies these days is smarter than the average bear. Victor gets engaged to his real life girlfreind by proposing to her in hit video game Animal Crossing New Horizons. Andy talks about a tinder misadventure and what it would be like trying to find that someone special in the apocalypse. We also talk...

May 06, 20201 hr 7 minSeason 7Ep. 18

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 17 (Bunkercast Coming At You Live)

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. For the first time ever we recorded a Live episode and will be streaming live on Sundays at twitch.tv/sometimesihateyou. Andy and Viktor are joined by friend of the show Esteban to recount the many times Andy has been hit by a car. We also dream up some new Patreon tiers, one of them is a $150 gummy python that Viktor has to swallow whole. Thanks for joining us on Sometimes I Hate you! Back us on Patreon: patreon.com...

Apr 29, 202056 minSeason 7Ep. 17

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 16 (Stuck In A Bunker With Burzum)

Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You, your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. This week we are one woman down because Cyle was sleepy but its okay the good ole boys Andy and Victor are here to keep the party going. Andy tells Victor about the movie called Lords of Chaos and how absolutely insane black metal heads can be in real life. Victor tells Andy about his horrible experiences working retail in the apocalypse and they both try to understand the sex appeal of banging your own siblings i...

Apr 22, 20201 hr 12 minSeason 7Ep. 16

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 15 (No Glomping In The Bunker)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast, yeah we're still in our bunkers. Victor tells us about Fallout 76 and how he's been using that to spend time with his girlfriend. Cyle made friends with an AI and Andy has been playing way too much Golf Story. Thanks for listening to Sometimes I Hate you. Make sure to back us on Patreon: patreon.com/sometimesihateyou Check out Andy's Covid-19 interview podcast called Shut The Door.

Apr 15, 20201 hr 12 minSeason 7Ep. 15

Sometimes I Hate you - Season 7 - Episode 14 (We're Still In Our Bunkers)

Welcome back to your favorite comedy variety podcast that comes around once a week every week, even if it is the end of the world. In this week's episode Andy talks about his plague party after his birthday a couple of weeks ago. Cyle introduces us to the fun world of Heathenism and Victor tells us about resident evil 3. Oh and Esteban is on the episode and who can forget that Andy says a bunch of offensive words a whole lot. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate you. Back us on Patreon at: patreon.c...

Apr 07, 20201 hr 13 minSeason 7Ep. 14

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 13 (Bunkercast 2nd Week In A Row)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. This week Victor and Andy keep spirits up by complaining about work changes at a retail store and not being able to knock boots with the one you love because she lives halfway across town in a government issued lockdown. On a lighter note We also found a way to supply your ears with that sweet, sweet high quality sound by giving Victor his very own computer. Oh and who can forget that we find out Arnold Schwarzenegger has the most perf...

Apr 01, 20201 hrSeason 7Ep. 13

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 12 (Welcome To Bunkercast)

Welcome to the first ever fully remote episode of Sometimes I Hate You. Andy, Cyle and Victor are all on government issued self quarantine and be cause of that they had to still keep the show running from the safety of their own homes. Our hosts go over the many video games they have been playing to keep themselves sane including Doom Eternal and River City Girls. They also talk about the horrible new television series about witches in the military called Motherland: Fort Salem. Welcome Back to ...

Mar 25, 202047 minSeason 7Ep. 12

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 11 (Do You Remember Mars Attacks!)

Welcome back to another episode of that weekly comedy variety show that you can’t get enough of. It’s the end of the world but as always Victor and Andy keep on keeping on, they talk about the movie about martians that Tim Burton of all people made. We go over the various strategies we intend to use in the coming apocalypse. Thanks for listening to Sometimes I Hate You! Back us on patreon: Patreon.com/sometimesihateyou

Mar 18, 20201 hr 6 minSeason 7Ep. 11

Sometimes I Hate You - Dawn Of The Friday The 13th Infected Again

Welcome back to another episode celebrating our many times a year holiday, Friday the 13th. in this special episode Andy recounts his nightmares dealing with a moldy version of Cyle's dog. Victor, Andy and Cyle finally open their gifts from Wish.com and Andy drops some coronavirus knowledge on us fools. Thanks for listening to Sometimes I Hate You. Back us on Patreon: patreon.com/sometimesihateyou

Mar 13, 20201 hr 7 min

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 10 (We Would Have Just Set The Crowd On Fire)

We are back at it with another episode of your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast and boy do we have a show for you today, yes we do, yes we do. Victor, Cyle and Andy went on an adventure to see death defying fire stunts and a man with the most glorious heavy metal hair. It was so good in fact, they took absolutely no pictures so it will forever live in their memories. Andy also singles himself out as the only one who sweats from his perineum. Please sit down and strap in, this is gonna be a...

Mar 11, 20201 hr 9 minSeason 7Ep. 10

Sometime I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 9 (A Picture Of You Sleeping Taped Outside You Window)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety show. Boy do we have a show for you today. Victor, Andy and Cyle talk about what it would be like to have a troll as a secret admirer. Andy and Cyle went to see a band but paid a lot more attention to the juvenile detention center for girls movie being displayed via projector behind said band. Thanks for listening to Sometime I Hate You! Back us on Patreon: Patreon.com/sometimesihateyou

Mar 04, 20201 hr 12 minSeason 7Ep. 9

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 8 (Pocket Protector Poindexter Lookin Mofo)

Hello humans! We are back with another dose of your weekly comedy variety podcast fix. Andy, Victor and Cyle explore a life without significant others and surrogate sex puppets in the afterlife. We conclude Andy’s telling of the novel Invisible Monsters, and Cyle falls down an Minecraft hole. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You! Back Us On Patron: patreon.com/sometimesihateyou

Feb 26, 20201 hr 5 minSeason 7Ep. 8

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 7 (Four Foot Long Snake Coming From My A$$)

Welcome back to your favorite comedy variety podcast. We are a day late and a dollar short but in this week’s episode Andy, Victor and Cyle talk about their Valentines day festivities filled with cultists and cannibals. Andy tells the story of a book he’s been reading recently called Invisible Monsters and grosses us all out with a story called Guts by Chucky P. Thanks for joining us on Sometimes I Hate You. Back us on Patreon at: patreon.com/sometimesihateyou Buy Invisible Monsters: https://www...

Feb 19, 20201 hr 10 minSeason 7Ep. 7

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 6 (Andy Becomes The God Of STDs)

In this week’s episode of your favorite podcast Cyle, Victor and Andy were all sideswiped by life in the form of injured pets and car troubles. To bring up the somber mood they talk about Andy and Cyle’s upcoming adventure to Knotfest in Dalas Texas and the years of training that have lead to this moment for Andy. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You. Back Us On Patreon: patreon.com/sometimesihateyou

Feb 12, 20201 hr 17 minSeason 7Ep. 6

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 Episode 5 (A Married Bachelor Who Owns A Home)

This week on your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast, your hosts Andy and Victor are joined by a good friend. Mr. Nowell, @TheGrassyNowell hasn’t been on the show since season 2 so we welcome him back with questions of life and how its been treating him. We talk about the various annoying horror buzz words being thrown around these days. We even talk about those hard to find songs or movies that are impossible to find even when you scour google for hours. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You...

Feb 05, 202054 minSeason 7Ep. 5

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 4 (Some Kind Of Desert Cop)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. Victor, Cyle and Andy get real nerdy in this episode as they recall the Assassin’s creed franchise from beloved to meh at best. They also explore their experience with the Resident Evil franchise. Thanks for listening to Sometimes I Hate You Back Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444

Jan 29, 20201 hr 18 minSeason 7Ep. 4

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 3 (He Spent The Whole Drive Looking Through Wish.com)

This week Andy and Cyle recall their trip to the San Diego Zoo Safari Park and they tell us about the Rocky Horror Picture Show they went to the day before. Andy confesses his love for Wish.com and Cyle reads a complaints from her teenage self from when she joined her school’s gay alliance. Welcome back to Sometime I Hate You. Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444

Jan 22, 20201 hrSeason 7Ep. 3

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 -Episode 02 (A F*cking Banana Shark!)

Welcome back humans to your favorite weekly comedy variety show. This week Cyle, Andy and Victor played a card game called Welcome To Danger House. Victor recounts his fight with an American Civil War vet’s ghost and Andy’s misadventures in dealing with a literal banana shark. We also discuss the existence of nipple insertion hentai and realize that Andy has had a broken brain for a long, long time. Thanks for listening to Sometimes I Hate You! Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=...

Jan 15, 202058 minSeason 7Ep. 2

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 7 - Episode 1 (You’ve Been Cu*ty As Of Late)

A new year, a new season of Sometimes I Hate You and the same old idiots you know and love. Andy and Victor describe their adventures and misadventures of New Year’s Eve. Andy harasses Victor for abandoning his best friends in favor of a new girlfriend. We even found out that Andy and Victor are meant to be together forever thanks to a red plastic brontosaurus with future aight Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444

Jan 08, 202053 minSeason 7Ep. 1

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 6 - Episode 18 (To Be A Human Sea Horse Dad)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. In this episode Viktor and Andy talk about what it would be like to be a pregnant male sea horse. We figure out which classic Universal horror monster is the right one for the job when it comes to replacing your current best friend. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You.

Dec 18, 201949 minSeason 6Ep. 18

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 6 - Episode 17 (A Secret White Elephant Dressed As Santa)

Welcome back humans, in this week's episode Andy and Victor talk about the strange event known as a white elephant and the weird things people choose to bring. We also try to figure out the perfect secret santa gift for Victor's boss. Victor and Andy also realize that Cyle is incredibly hard to shop for when it comes to Christmas. We also figure out what happens to Victor when he gets old. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate you.

Dec 15, 201938 minSeason 6Ep. 17

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 6 - Episode 16 (Afternoon Of The Living Thirteenth)

Welcome back to yet another Sometimes I Hate You tradition, we are celebrating Friday the 13th. Sorry we haven't recorded in two weeks, so this is also episode 16. We talk about what it would be like if Jason Voorhees ran a boutique festive machete shop. Victor tells us what he intends to do in the inevitable event of Mr. Universe himself Arnie passes away from old age.

Dec 13, 201951 minSeason 6Ep. 16

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 6 - Episode 15 (Is A Heavy Stream Attractive?)

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast that takes a week off because of podcast equipment failure and American holidays. This week we're kicking it old school with an Andy and Victor only episode. They talk about all sorts of things that really matter like what is actually going on under everyone's skin, the truth may shock you. They also talk about comic book super hero Wonder Woman's new lasso. Oh and who would ever forget about the amazing and revealing conversation about...

Dec 04, 20191 hr 2 minSeason 6Ep. 15

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 6 - Episode 14 (Jiggled So Hard, She Tried To Rip Her Tiddys Off)

This week Andy is sick and therefore not funny at all but he tells us about the book he’s writing for Nanowrimo (Look it up). Cyle’s friend had a birthday party at a burlesque show so obviously Andy got a free dvd instead of something cool or useful like a coffee table book full of boobs. The whole gang also went on a field trip to the Brick By Brick, San Diego’s number one heavy music venue to check out the Nekromantix. A band that single handedly propels the Palmade industry forward. Welcome b...

Nov 20, 201958 minSeason 6Ep. 14

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 6 - Episode 13 (Wanna Summon A Portal?)

Andy was scowering the web and found a place to buy a necklace and use it to communicate with the secretarys of hell. Cyle talks about how she injured herself with a vibrator as a teenager and Victor is betrayed both of his co hosts when they recall the fatherly nature of MR.T800 himself in the newest Terminator film. Welcome back to Sometime I Hate You! Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444 Check out Terminator: Dark Fate https://www.fandango.com/terminator-dark-fate-21897...

Nov 13, 20191 hr 10 minSeason 6Ep. 13

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 6 - Episode 12 (We Escaped The Psycho Circus)

This past weekend Andy and Cyle went on an adventure to an EDM festival called Escape The Psycho Circus. We talk about being offered cocaine to cut in the Farris wheel line. Cyle and Andy found out that San Bernardino is pretty much empty except for the massive shopping mall and horrible nerd stores. They even saw three, count em, three fires in the city of San Bernardino. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You! Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444 Escape The Psycho Circus o...

Nov 06, 20191 hr 1 minSeason 6Ep. 12

Sometimes I Hate You - Halloween Special (A Very Sticky Samhain)

Andy, Viktor and Cyle celebrate a very goofy Halloween together, check out this special episode of Sometimes I Hate You. We talk about our favorite Halloween traditions and even realize that Viktor's imposter mom likes going to bukkake parties. Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444

Oct 31, 201943 min

Sometimes I Hate You - Season 6 - Episode 11b (Jimmy John’s and Johnny Jim’s)

Andy and Cyle discovered a sandwich shop named after a long time friend of the podcast and he hopes his brother can buy the dominos next door. Cyle admits to not knowing anything about the James Bond film franchise. We even talk about another podcast called Welcome To Night Vale which is pretty much the twilight zone if it had a regular news broadcast. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You. Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444 Welcome To Night Vale Book: https://www.amazon....

Oct 30, 201935 min
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