You know, a few years ago, there was a movie that came out on Netflix called Army of the Dead. You may have heard of it. Dave Batista was in the movie, and WWE did a promotion with them. Netflix actually sponsored a match. If you remember, WrestleMania Backlash was the pay per view two years ago, and on that show, Damian Priest and the Miss had a lumberjack match, and the lumberjacks in that match were zombies because again it was tied in with the movie. The movie had zombies in it,
so we had zombies all over the ringside area. And if you remember how that match ended, it ended with the Miss and John Morrison being eaten by zombies. I wished when that match was over that I had been eaten, but it was the Miss and Morrison who got eaten by zombies. It was pure garbage, absolutely terrible. But at least WWE got a great payday out of it, or at least I hope they did. I didn't see any of that paiday in money, so I don't give a fuck, but
hey, I'm sure they got paid nicely for it, right. Supposedly they got a million dollars earlier this year for the Mountain Dew Pitch Black match that we got at the Royal Rumble, so you occasionally see these sponsored matches. Tonight, I hope Tony Kan got paid very well by the people responsible for
this Texas Chainsaw Massacre game. For those who don't know, coming out on Friday, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Game, they had a Texas Chainsaw Massacre death match between Jeff Jarrett and Jeff Hardy, And when it was over, I wasn't sure exactly what the fuck I had just watched. But the moment that they announced this match, and we didn't know anything about the rules of this match, we knew that there was going to be a tie into the promotion of
this new game. But when they announced it, I just thought to myself, I said, wait a minute, you're putting Jeff Hardy in a death match. That sounds like a very bad idea. Jeff Hardy just being in the ring at all, frankly, is a very bad idea. Did you gonna put Jeff Hardy in a death match? Show? Kay? So that's that's interesting. But we didn't know the rules or exactly what would be involved, and I expected some degree of goofiness here. But when it was over.
Not only did we have the expected goofiness and all the weapons, and we had blood, fake blood, all this stuff, but we had how are you gonna have a Texas chainsaw massacre match without Leatherface? There he is everybody. We heard the sound of a chainsaw and out came Leatherface and I had flashbacks to RoboCop in WCW. Believe it or not, the man who RoboCop saved was actually on the show tonight. Sting was on the show tonight, but there was no RoboCop. Instead, we got Leatherface coming down to
the ring with a chainsaw. And it's too bad. Really, it really is too bad because up to that point in the show, there was some pretty strong angles for all In to build up the show Wembley Stadium, which is less than two weeks away. They have less than two weeks to really build up the supposed biggest show in wrestling history, the supposed biggest show. It will literally be the biggest show in aw history, and they had some
pretty strong angles on the show. They had an excellent promo in ring segment with MJF and Adam Cole that was easily the best thing on the entire show better than anything else that we saw tonight. That promo that MJF cut in the middle of the ring was exactly what they needed to do to build up that main event for the aw World Championship. You went out there, he
gave us some more of his backstory. He explained why that match at all, in why that match at Wembley Stadium in front of all those people was so important to him, what it meant to him to be in that main event, why it was so important that he keep that championship. It was exactly what they needed to do. Was perfect. And then after that when we got this garbage, it was all downhill from the point of this deathmatch everything else that came after it Literally like the show went off a cliff hit,
a few rocks on the way down, exploded upon impact. That's what happened here from that point forward in the show. I don't know whose bright idea it was, by the way, to give us that deathmatch and a Britt Baker match back to back. What a wonderful idea that was. It was all downhill from there, you know. And it's not even that I hate the sports entertainment stuff. I really don't. There's plenty of sports entertainment
shit in WWE, and that we've even had here in AW. There's been a lot of silliness in AW. Some silliness is fine, it can be entertaining. What I have an issue with is bad sports entertainment, which is what we got here in the match. And I never liked leatherface anyway, So fuck that guy. This is your AW Dynamite review for Wednesday, August sixteenth, two thousand and twenty three. Let's talk about Dynamite, and I got a couple of news and notes on on to weave into the show.
Here, some news on Darby Allen, little bit of news on Hit Carshita. Dynamite. Tonight opened with Orange Cassidy defending the AW International Championship. Orange Cassidy has opened many an episode of Dynamite. We've seen numerous international title defenses on this show from this man. Oddly enough, we are not getting an international title defense on the one show where you would have expected Race she Rich over here dropping all this money on me. Hey, I just want you
to know I think you rock. I don't mean the rock A rock. You rock, And I just wanted you to know that Hey, Chris Jester just dropped a one hundred dollars super checked and get us going here on the Dynamite street. Much better than anything we saw in that Texas chainsaw massacre match. Chris, thank you very much, no message, you're showing some love a one hundred dollar super chat Chris, thank you very much. You are officially better than Dynamite. Tonight. I salute you, sir. Wheeler you
To was the one challenging for the International Championship. Tonight, you to hit Cassidy with an early suicide dive. Cassidy came back with a supplex on the floor. They end up on the ramp. Wheeler you T gives Orange Cassidy a pile driver on the ramp. They make their way back down to the ring, and when they get into the ring, Cassidy busts out a beach break heading into the picture and pictures. So yes, a pile driver on the ramp, and just like that, Orange Cassidy makes his comeback and it's
a transition into a commercial break. They don't make those pile drivers like they used to during the split screen break Wheel or you to. He was working over Cassidy's leg with an Indian deathlock. After the breake, Cassidy started to mount to come back. He went to the top you to cut him off with a kick, dropped him with a superplex. Da hit a top rope
splash only got a near fall. Cassidy went for a spinning DDT, but his leg gave out on him and he caught Uda with a Mitchioku driver for a near fall, and then hit the spinning DDT on the second try since the first time didn't work out for him, but he got it on the second attempt. So as Cassidy set up for the orange punch, John Moxley and Claudio Castignoli, they come out of the crowd. Cassidy hit the paradigm shift and the orange punch, but he was too beat up to make the
cover and Da got a near fall with a seatbelt cradle. Cassidy counted a sunset flip attempt with a cradle of his own, and I believe he was holding onto his jeans for added leverage and he was able to secure the victory and retain the International Championship up good opener standard standard stuff here from Orange Cassidy. Usually he's good for at least a good match, if not a very
good match to open these shows. This was no different. So immediately after the match Moxley and Claudio they jump into the ring to attack oc best friends run down to the ring to make the save. They quickly get over well, so we hear the music for the Lucha Bros. And here comes Penta and Ray Phoenix. They've got alex Obrajants with them and they are in no great rush to come down to the ring, even though the best friends are getting the hell beating out of them. Inside the ring, Penta and Ray
Phoenix they're playing to the crowd. They're taking their time. This reminded me of when Jeff Hardy made his big comeback and maybe it was his debut and he was coming out to make the save for his brother Matt. But before he could save his brother got a dance, So they weren't dancing, but they took their time on the way down. They got into the ring and by I should mention this actually so there was another triple Media show this past
weekend. There have been a few Triplemannias so far this year. Now I believe it was the previous one. It was a match between Penta and QT Marshall and QT. Marshall beat Penta, so this time I believe it was a four way and QT once again beat Penta. He's got pent his number down in Mexico. Fucking q T Marshall. He goes to Mexico, It's like when Hulkogan went to Japan. It's unbelievable. But at the end of the match, the reason that Penta loss is because he ripped the mask off
and he protected his face and he got rolled up. We literally just saw that. We just saw that finish on Dynamite last week. So not even a week later port Penta once again gets his mask ripped off. So someone has to do something here for Penta because almost every single match that this guy has, his mask gets ripped off. It's like his kryptonite. So I suggest either he wears multiple masks, or perhaps he can take some masking tape,
maybe duct tape. He can wrap it around the mask. I mean, he might choke himself to death, but he's got to do something because that was the second time in less than a week this fucker had his mask ripped off. Anyway, Moxley and Claudio they went and got chairs Eddie Kingston's music hits, everybody goes crazy. We have not seen Eddie Kingston in several weeks. He has been living it up in Japan. He has been having the time of his life, living his best life. Truly, Eddie Kingston
has been a huge fan of Japanese wrestling for basically his entire life. And so for him to be able to go over there and to work cork In Hall and to become a champion and go to Ribera and get the jacket and get to meet Toshiaki Kawada, his idol, his hero, I mean, he looked like he was marking out like he's never marked out before. It has been truly one of the best stories of the year to follow in pro
wrestling. So now Eddie is back, He's back in the States. He comes out and Claudio comes out to go after him so that he kind of tackles him on the ramp. At that point, after they wrestled into the ring the Blackpool Combat Club, they bailed. Kingston took the microphone. He said, Wembley Stadium boys, all in, boys, it's us against you and whoever you can find in a stadium stampede match. So I guess Meltzer Now, Meltzer didn't say Stadium Stampede, but he did mention the multiman match,
so I guess Meltzer's report was true. We are in fact getting a multiman match. It's gonna be six on six, we found out later in the show, So the Blackpool Combat Club has to find three additional people to partner with. It's gonna be six on six. I would imagine it will be more in the vein of anarchy in the Arena than Stadium Stampede, although Anarchy in the Arena basically was Stadium Stampede, only it didn't have the taped elements to it. It was literally in the arena with music playing in the
background. That's basically what it's going to be, a live action version of Stadium Stampeed. I really would have preferred Eddie in a singles match on this show against either Moxley or Claudio, and I would imagine Tony Kann is going to want to save that match with Claudio for a Ring of Honor pay per view. That probably would have been the match on the Death Before Dishonor show, but Eddie was in Japan. It was you know, that's why Pack
ended up getting that spot. Actually Pack got the spot after Mark Briscoe then got hurt. So it was just this whole situation where Tony Kahn had to find a match for that pay per view and he did Pack in claudio and then what happened, Pack got hurt. That's why Pack is not going to be at all in which sucks, by the way, because I'm sure he would have ended up on that card and I'm sure nobody is more bummed out than he is. But Tony Khn probably wants to save that match for a
Ring of Honor show. I just think it's lazy. It's just lazy. It's lazy booking to just throw everybody. It's not even you just think multiman match. Do you think trios right? Because they love doing trios matches six on six. It's like, we don't know what to do with all these guys, but we want to get them all on the show, so fuck it, we'll just throw them all in a match. We'll call it stadium stampede, and we'll just let them run amuck. The problem is, we
just had a parking lot brawl on rampage last week. We had blooding guts only a few weeks ago. A few months ago we had anarchy in the arena. We already we see so many matches like this so often on these shows in this company that I'm kind of numb to it at this point, and I'm just disappointed. Now. I'm sure these guys are gonna go out there and it's gonna be fun. I mean, given who's involved, they probably will end up being fun. But I was really hoping we would get
either a singles match or even just a tag match. Maybe if it was Cassidy and Kingston against Moxley and Claudio, that would have made sense. But bigger thing is no international title defense on the biggest international show that this company will ever do. For all of the times we've seen this guy, including tonight, defending that championship week after week after week, if he hasn't hit thirty already, he's closing it on thirty title defenses. How are you not
going to defend the international title at Wembley Stadium? How? I think that's just the ridiculous myself. So yesterday we were told yesterday Jim Ross sat down for a special interview at Daily's place. They were outside in Daily's Place in Jacksonville and Jr. Sat down with Kenny Omega and they aired footage of this segment and Ross asks Omega, how could you ever do business with somebody like Don Callis And Omega talks about how he's like uncle Don. He calls him
and said he was always there when he was growing up. He didn't have many friends, and you know Don was always there for talked about how he just wants to move on from everything that's happened and he doesn't want to be consumed by revenge. Ross brought up Kenoska te Keshta and Omega said that Tekeshta reminded him of himself, and he said that Callous choosing someone younger, stronger, and faster hurt him. And Omega said that he was going to take
Don's cash cow away from him. And I liked they spliced in footage of their previous encounter. They had at least one match back in DDT many years ago, so we got to see a young Tekeshta in the ring with a much younger Kenny Omega. I actually didn't know about those matches from DDT, so that was very cool that they splice footage of that in here. So Don Callous suddenly shows up. I guess somebody tipped him off that they would
be doing this interview at Daily's place. You got a somewhere in aw ccmpunk was right. So Don Kalis shows up and he tells JR. That Omega has so many insecurities they might need to turn the segment into a three hour show. J White and Juice Robinson suddenly attack Kenny Omega. White slammed the metal pole over Omega's back. To Kesh, the showed up. He joined in the beat down. They took a two by four long wooden board and
they smashed that over Omega's back. They were choking him out with some cables. They cut back to the announcers live and they're taken aback by this heinous attack. And then we go back to outside the hospital. We're told we see hangman Adam Page, who was standing in front of an ambulance in front of what is supposed to be the hospital where Kenny Omega's inside, and he's got a beer in his hand, and here I thought he no longer had
a drinking problem. He said that if you're going to start a beat down, how to finish it? You got to do it the right way. He said Omega would not be alone at all. In he said that it's going to be Kenny Omega, it's gonna be Hangman Page, and it's gonna be Kota Ibushi, just like that puff throws it out there. It's gonna be Omega, it's gonna be Hangman, and it's gonna be Cota Ibushi taking on Bullet Club Gold and they're gonna finish the beatdown that they started. Security
showed up. One guy showed up and he told Hangman. He goes, sir, you can't be drinking on hospital grounds, and he didn't know that, and so Hangman chugged the rest of his beer and he handed the empty can to the security guy to end the segment. I would be drinking too if I were Hangman Page after the events of the last several days. Yeah, I'd have a six pack and I'd be downing those beers too. So
there you go. There's another there's another Meltzer report confirmed because I believe it was Dave who was the first person to suggest or report that that was likely going to be the match at all. In So, what are the rules here? I need somebody to clarify the rules here for me when it comes to when it comes to Meltzer, is Meltzer accurate this week? Just this week, and then next week he's not accurate? Again? Is that how it works? Is that pretty much how it works? So basically Dave is
always wrong until he's right? Is that basically? Is that basically how it works? Apparently those are the rules. I just want to make sure I have that right. So, unfortunately, Kenny Omega is in a trio's match at the biggest aw show of all time, and that is a fail. But I am not going to beat up on Tony Khan too much for it.
It sucks, it's disappointing, but it's not entirely his fault because there were reports that there was a match considered between Kenny Omega and Brian Danielson, not that that would have been the final match, but that they were at least thinking about doing Omega and Danielson at all. In well, Omega or a Danielsson rather got his arm broken, right, Not a whole hell of a lot you can do about that. You can thank Okada for that. So Danielson is out, and I'm sure he would have played a big role
on this show, whether it was against Omega or somebody else. Nigel McGinness even said that one thing that would get him to come out of retirement for this show would be a match with Brian Danielson, so that fell to the wayside. Kenny Omega and Will Osprey Part three. This would have been the
time and the place to do it. And I don't have any doubt in my mind that if Tony Kahn had his way, he would have wanted Omega Osprey three on his show in front of eighty thousand people in Osprey's home country, and it would have been cool. You would have had the first match of the year in Tokyo, you would have had the second match of the year in Toronto, and you would have had the third match of the year in London. But New Japan Pro Wrestling very likely put the kibosh on that
because they want to do the match. I believe at Wrestle Kingdom next year, what's Tony Khan gonna say? What can he say? If that's the match that New Japan wants, then that's the match that New Japan is going to get. The last thing Tony Kan wants to do is rock the boat and piss off New Japan. Not his fault, but Omega being in a
trios match and not a singles match is disappointing. I would have even settled for him and to kesh To on this show, but they'll probably do it a week later in Chicago It all Out because don't forget, they have a second pay per view to book. We only have one match official for that show. The majority of that show will not be booked until after all In. They'll be less than a week to get matches on the card for that
all out. The only match we know is Darby Allen challenging Lucasource for the TNT Championship, and I was kind of hoping it would be him in Christian for the title, but we're actually getting him in Christian. I guess non title on Collision this Saturday, so I assume it's Darby in the Dinosaur it all out. As far as he Boushi look, I like Cody and Boushi. I was glad to see him finally make his aw debut and Blood and
Guts. But objectively speaking, you can't look at Boushi's performance in that match and look at it as anything but a disappointment and a lot of people were going after him for his physical appearance. Yeah, he was softer. He wasn't in the same physical shape that he has traditionally been in. I believe because he's still hurt. I don't have a dat in my mind that he is still hurt, and I think that has a lot to do with it. I don't think that he can train upper body anyway the way that he
used to. I still believe that he's probably having shoulder issues and that may have something to do with his physical appearance. But beyond his physical appearance, like he didn't do much. He just you know, there just wasn't much to it in Blood and Guts. So I'm hoping that we get something a little bit closer to the Aboushi of old at all in and it's not just him showing up and mailing it in because Kodyabushi tagging in front of you know,
eighty something thousand people with Kenny Omega should be a big deal. But people aren't wrong, the ones who were disappointed with his performance and Blood and Guts, yeah, we didn't really get to see much out of him. Hopefully we get to see more at all It hopefully it's a different story. Then now back to the ring. Don Callis is in the ring. I know this before they even show it because I hear booze and they cut to the ring and I see Don Callis. Actually I saw a bald head.
I saw. I saw like a reflection off of a bald head. I said, that must be Don Callis. And then I saw that scar. That is a hell of a scar. I gotta say that that guy. I mean, and of all the places too, like right there, like right there, that's a pretty bad spot for a scar. But you know what, in a way, it's kind of cool, I guess, you
know, kind of like a battle scar. So he's waiting on the arrival of Chris Jericho because last week Jericho said that he was going to have an answer for Don Callous as far as whether or not he would join the Don Callis family. Jericho comes down, Callus tells him he was sorry about what happened last week. Jericho said that the members of the Jericho Appreciation Society made him realize that he should change a few things, because remember, they all
walked out on him last week. Sammy Gavara was the only one he was the last one in the ring with Jericho, and he said, basically, maybe I'll be here for you. Everybody walked out on Jericho told Callus that I don't join factions, I create them. But then he said, my answer is yes, yes, he will join the don callis family. He said. The JAS members walking out on him made him realize that he needs to get back to his roots. He said he needed to be aligned with
a man who is just as low as he is. Callous hugged him. He said that you know what, we don't need to waste any more time on these rubes. Let's go out and celebrate. He went to go leave the ring. He said they could go drink Broadway dry. Jericho stopped Callous and he pointed out because in the ring in the corner there was an easel set up with some sort of photo or painting or something. We couldn't tell because it was underneath a tarp. And Jericho said, wait a minute,
what's that. Callus tried to dismiss it and say, oh, yeah, it's nothing, don't worry about it. Jericho said, no, no, no, we're gonna celebrate. I want to know what's underneath. So he goes over. He uncovers the painting and underneath is a painting of Don Callus holding Jericho's severed head in his hand. He's holding his head by the hair and Jericho asks if Callus thought that he was going to say no? Is that why you had this painting made? Did you think I was going to
say no to you? And Jericho asked if Callus was going to have him assassinated all over a business decision? What is this? Callus claimed, the artist just screwed up. Jericho said, look, I've known you since nineteen eighty nine, and I know when you're lying to me. He called him a scumbag, low life. He told Callus to be honest with him for the first time in his life. Callous said, okay, you're right. I didn't think you were gonna say yes. I thought you were gonna come
out tonight. You were gonna reject me. Callous said that he thought Jericho would say no due to his massive ego, and he said that it's always been all about Jericho, and thus he assumed that Jericho would make a very stupid decision. This was all a bit of a reach here, okay, Because for weeks now Don Callis has been parading around with Jericho, kissing his ass and sucking up to him. Jericho has given no indication up to this point, not even like hinting like I'm probably gonna say no, but I
don't know. I'll consider it like that, you know, at least in that situation, I can understand it. Or if there were other segments with Jericho right that Callous could have seen on television where it looked like Jericho is having doubts about link up with him, but there really hasn't been anything like that. So for Callus to just assume that Jericho was going to say no,
they did. They wanted to swerve us, basically because most people probably thought, as I did, that Jericho was going to say no. So let's swerve everybody by having Jericho say yes. So again, it was a bit of a reach here that Callis would go through all this trouble and then on a dime, here he is insulting Jericho, talking about his massive ego. Guy's been sucking up to Jericho for a month. All of a sudden, I didn't actually think you were going to say yes to me. So
Callis said that in a business full of egomaniacs. Jericho is the best, said Jericho doesn't deserve to be part of his family. Jericho said Callis wasn't even in the business three years ago, and nobody cared. He said Callis had no friends and had messed up every personal relationship he's ever had in his life. He called Callus an asshole. That is the second time, by the way, in the last week that we have heard the word asshole uttered
uncensored on a wrestling show. We actually had that on SmackDown the other week. Callus slapped Jericho across the face, so Jericho grabbed him by his collars. He pushed him back into the corner. Cano Skate to Keshta showed up with a chair. Jericho saw him coming though when he cut him off. When who should come from out of nowhere? Lowered the boom on Chris Jericho.
But will Osprey, would you look at that? Another rumor, another confirmed rumor that we heard about a week ago, turned out to be true. Will Osprey attacked Jericho. He might have been on the same flight with Eddie Kingston over from Japan back to the US. Now that the g one is over right, they became available. Osprey got a chair. He hit Jericho in the head with the Jericho to get his hands up. Jericho started
bleeding from the forehead. Osprey into Casha. They held up Jericho for Callous to take the painting looked like it was framed framed painting, smashed it over Jericho's head. Sammy Gavara ran out with a baseball bat, which caused Callous, Osprey and to Cash to to flee the ring, and Gavara checked on Jericho, so they did the little swerve with Jericho there, but in the
end, as predicted, he does not join the Don Callis family. Now, later in the show, there was a segment where Jericho was interviewed by Renee and Jericho had dried blood all over his head and he said that the
match between him and Osprey. He goes he didn't have to attack me to get the match, and he claims that the match with him and Osprey was supposed to happen at the Tokyo Dome back in twenty twenty one, were it not for all of the COVID lockdowns, which I was not aware of, that the plan had been for Jericho to wrestle Osprey, which I assume is the truth and he challenged as to a match at Wembley Stadium. He told
Osprey that he opened hell and the Ocho is coming for him. So we are getting a baby face Chris Jericho, who may not be a baby face in London given who he's wrestling, Jericho is a baby face going one on one with Will Osprey now in this segment here tonight on this show, Osprey was the heel because he's associated with Don Callus. Jericho is the baby face that dynamic may be flipped in two weeks in Wembley Stadium. This is a match that we have not seen before, so that's that's one plus. It's
not a match that's been done before. It hasn't been done to death. And as I said the other day on the podcast, of all the opponents that Jericho could be in the ring with and not that Jericho can't go out there and have a good match, right, it's hit or miss whatever whatever that match was he had with the Adam Cole for example, that was a miss. He's got it in him to still have good matches, but he's getting older. He's in the shape that he used to be in. He's
not the same in ring performer that he used to be. Father Time is undefeated. It is no different with Chris Jericho. But if Jericho had to hand pick an opponent to give him the chance to have the best possible match that he could have, Will Osprey is that person. You cannot find a better person than Will Osprey. So this may end up being the best Jericho match that we've seen in years. But for Will Osprey, again, disappointing for what they could have done. Now, I understand that Osprey is not
even part of the AW roster. He's not even an AW guy, but they've used him before. You're at Wembley Stadium. He is one of the best performers in the entire world. You want him on that show, and if you couldn't do him in Omega, you could have. Now Again,
Pack got hurt. I would have loved to have seen Pack and Osprey over Jericho and Osprey, but if you were going to have him on the show, Unfortunately the Omega thing fell through, so they went with Osprey and Jericho not the ideal opponent for Osprey. I would have rather have seen him in the ring with any number of other people. This is what we're getting. I do think that it may end up being the best Jericho match we've had
in years. But again, it's just another situation where for what should have been the biggest possible card that Tony Kann could put together, due to a combination of just his booking decisions and injuries and politics and just the way things sort of fell, we're not getting the strongest card I feel like we could be getting, and that's disappointing for a show they are billing as the biggest show of all time and they've already officially passed eighty thousand tickets right they'll probably
be over eighty one thousand in the next few days. There is this feeling of disappointment. I'm not one of these people that will sit here and tell you this all in card. This card sucks. It doesn't suck, but when you look at some of the matches, it's like, eh, I shouldn't be sitting here going eh for supposedly the biggest show of all time. That's the problem. We got a Jack Perry video, and in the video
he talked about beating Rob van Dam on the show last week. He said he's gonna be on Dynamite next week to officially retire the FTW Championship, which caught Taz off guard on commentary, and then Tass said, let's move on from this. Okay, see now I'm a Jack Perry fan. I think we need to be doing more of that. Yes, let's let's go ahead and retire some title. Let's we'll start with the FTW title. After that, maybe we'll look at the TNT title. The way things have been going.
Darby Allen speaking of TNT title, we'll talk about this in a second, but Darby Allen was on the show tagging with Nick Wayne, taking on the Gates of Agony from Ring of Honor. The to tack them as they were making their entrance, swerved Strickland and Air Fox, who were wrestling Stinging Darby at Wembley in two weeks. They came out on stage and took a seat on the ramp to watch the following match. The Heels worked over Nick Wayne during the split screen break. After the break, Wayne got the hot
tag Darby and Nick Wayne. They combined for a crucifix bomb super kick combo that got them a near fall. Gates of Agony hit a demolition style decapitation elbow for a near fall Nick Wayne hit a springboard cutter and then he and Darby they both climbed up to the top rope same turn Buckle climbed up to the top at the same time, and then Wayne hit tangaloa on the floor with the moon salt at the same time. The Darby came off the top in the ring with a coffin drop to cone and he pinned him to win
the match. After the match, the Mogul affiliates they all surrounded the ring, but they were interrupted by Sting. And it wasn't a picture of Sting, it was the real Sting. He was up on the Titan Tron. He was up on the big what would you call it? I guess we shouldn't call it the Titan Tron. What should we call it? Should we call it the Well, it's Punk's Company. Apparently we'll call it the punk Tron because apparently he runs this company. So up on the punk Tron was
Sting and Sting said that he's directing a movie. And he tells R. Fox this is for you. He says he has eyes on or he told he tells him that he should have eyes in the back of his head. Twenty four seven because they have a coffin match coming up in nine days at Wembley nine days, nine days. Everybody, we zoom out. Sting is sitting on a couch somewhere, which is funny because I actually have that's one of the super jets we have. Stay right with the superjet. We have
Stings sitting in the recliner watching the show. We almost got that tonight. He was sitting on the couch, but they zoom out and sitting next to him kidnapped is Prince Nana because Prince Nana was not out there with the Mogul affiliates. The reason is because Sting captured it. And Nana tells thing, actually, we are eleven days away. Actually, it's like one of those people on Twitter when you post something you get a little detail wrong. Actually
says, actually they have eleven days to go until all it. Sting says, all he's got to say is it showed time, and Sting screams in Prince Nana's face. Nana runs off, scared. Sting then sits back and he's acting all psychotic. He starts calling for Nana. He goes Nana Nana, and then he lapses into the Nana na hey, hey, goodbye song like he's losing his mind, and then he just calmly, he's, you know, talking about how he wants Prince Nana to come back because he needs
somebody to talk to. This was the closest that we have gotten to joker sting here during this AW run. I always felt like people blindly hated on Jokers Thing. I didn't mind Jokersing. I actually liked it. It was different, you know, he's trying to change it up a little bit. I enjoyed the Jokers Thing run from t A and of course that segment with the with the crow in the Eric Bishop's office, kind of a classic impact segment. But what I wanted to talk about with Darby I mentioned the TNT
title. Darby Allen was on this week's AW Control Center. They have this video they do every week all the AW Control Center and he was in character for it, so it was a promo. But I want to read this to you. This is what he had to say about the TNT title. He says, I'm going to be honest when I say this to me. The TNT Championship used to mean something, and within the last year I felt like it lost all value. I remember the people that used to hold it,
guys like Cody Rhodes and guys like Brody Elite self. Back then it meant something. Now it's like a hot potato. Honestly, I feel like it's lost its value. So when I say that it all out, I want to put some respect back on that championship's name. I mean every word of that, because you have a guy like Christian Cage, for example, walking around and saying he's the champion, Like, come on, we're not stupid, You're you're just wasting people's time. That championship means more than that.
And then you've got a dinosaur as the champion that never defends it. What are we doing here? So I put out the challenge to Christian Cage. Enough talking. If you think you're a champion, start acting like one, I'm gonna kick your ass and it all out. I'm going to take that championship. I don't care if you think it's yours. I don't care if you think it's lucasauruses. It doesn't matter because at all out it's going
to be mine. And I'm going to put respect back on that championship's name now, as I mentioned he's wrestling Christian on Collision this Saturday, and then he'll be challenging for the title, probably against the Dinosaur in Chicago. It all out now. Those comments may have been in character as part of the show and trying to get people hyped up for the match with Christian, but
that is a worked shoot if I have ever heard one. It may have been in character, but I sensed no lies in anything the man was saying, and he probably meant every word of it too, even though he was in character. There is nothing he said there that was wrong. Which is
said because the TNT Championship did used to meet something. It had value it did you have a world championship, and you always want to have a strong secondary title like in WWE for so many years with the Intercontinental title, there were plenty of guys who were put in a position to be the Intercontinental champion. For them, it was a stepping stone. It was a stepping stone
to the world title, something bigger. Randy Savage was an intercontinental champion, The Ultimate Warrior was an intercontinental champion, Bret Hart was a champion, Shawn Michael's was a champion, The Rock Steve Austin Chris Jericho. Right, you can find plenty of examples, but not everybody who had that title went on to become a world champion. Right. Razor Ramone never went on to become a world champion. Mister Perfect never went on to become a world champion.
The Hockey talk Man, thank fucking God, never went on to become a world champion. But it meant something. Of course, up until Gunther got a hold of it, it hadn't meant anything in a very long time. But in AW that's what the TNT title was. And for Cody, because of that stupid stipulation when he lost and couldn't wrestle for the world title, that was his world title. And that's part of why it felt like it had value because Cody was a big name in AW who couldn't go after the
top prize, so he made that his top prize. That's part of the reason why that championship meant something. When Brodie Lee beat him for it, he squashed him. People were shocked. People were not expecting that. It was like their version in a Brock beating John c Ned Summers Slam in twenty fourteen. It was very impactful. And then Cody got the bell back.
I will tell you that that championship, in my opinion, has not really meant much of anything since Cody lost it to Sammy in the ladder match early last year, and that I believe was Cody's last match. He had that ladder match on Dynamite against Sammy Gavar. That honestly was the last time that that championship really meant something. Samoa Joe had the belt last year, but it was brief. I think he had it twice, but it was too
short to really mean anything. He's had the Ring of Honor television title for a lot longer, but what does the Ring of Honor television title really mean? I mean, come on, give me a break. So Darby is not wrong when he makes those comments. It would be nice for the TNT title to get some of that shine back you look at me from from the
time Sammy won it, Scorpio sky Wardlow and his aborted push. It just it's become just one of those things, just the prop on the show that gets bounced back and forth between people and doesn't really help the people that are holding it. Look at Austin theory in the US title on SmackDown you're gonna tell me the US title did anything for Austin theory. If anything, Austin Theory brought down the US title the way that he was booked. That should
not happen. That should not be the case, especially on a show like that where you have Roman reigns, you have a guy who has a stranglehold on the top title. It's like the Cody situation all over again. Roman has the belt, right, so forget it, pretend that doesn't even exist, because nobody else is going to get their hands out it until next year. They should be treating the US title like a top title on that brand because everybody else is just basically playing for scraps as long as Roman has it.
So what they've done with the US title also is disgusting. It's no different than how Tony Khan has booked and treated d TNT title. So there were no lies in what Darby said, and I would put the belt back on Darby. Darby is well liked, Darby is looked at as a star in that company. And if it were up to me, as much as I've loved this Christian run that he's been on, holding that title, if they're gonna do a title change. I think Darby is the perfect choice for
it. Now, we got the latest video that aired with MJF and Adam Cole, who are in the main event at Wembley Stadium in less than two weeks. MJF was standing in front of a steakhouse. Cole showed up and he asked, what are we doing here? So they're outside this steakhouse and Cole wants to know what are we doing here. MJF says, look, we're facing Aussie open on this pre show, and he said that we have to get inside their heads. Camera pulled back to reveal an outback steakhouse.
I don't even remember how long it has been since I have eaten at an outback steakhouse, but I have had some good meals there before, so I can't say that it's the finest cuisine that I've ever had. But I don't really think I have any complaints about outback steakhous. I've had some good meals there. So then they showed the two of them eating. Thankfully, they weren't making any disgusting eating noises like I do on the Road to Elite in
the Fight Forever game. Yeah, it's funny I talked to a few friends you've got the game also, and I said to them, how often do you play the game? Because I mean the game just came out and not that long ago, you know, end of June, that's not that long ago. They haven't picked up the game in like four or five weeks, So I don't know if you guys. Look, I have the game too, and I started doing the Road to Elite stuff and I may get back to it, but I don't know. It feels like that game has like
no replay value. I mean, you go through it the first time, you play it for a little bit, and it just feels like that game has no replay value. Now I know they're saving the Stadium Stampede mode as a DLC, and they're doing a Stadium Stampede match at all In in two weeks. If I were them, and maybe this is their plan, if I were them, I would time the release of the Stadium Stampede DLC with all In, since they're having a stadium Stampede match there that I think might
breathe new life into the game. But I don't know a lot of people that I see online men, they haven't they haven't been playing the game in weeks like it really had no replay value. And yes, in the cut scenes you do make disgusting noises as you eat at these various restaurants. It really is quite disgusting. So they cut then to the two of them backstage later on at the arena. As the skip continued, we go backstage at the arena at Cole is there with a crocodile. Dundee DVD shows up with
MJF then shows him footage of two kangaroos fucking fighting. Two kangaroos fighting, not that other thing, and he says, that's how we're gonna win. That's how we're gonna beat us. He opened and he shows Cole what he calls the kangaroo kick. He's got all of his strategy planned out here. Then they cut to the two of them wearing safari hats and they were peeking through some production crates. On the other side. They see some unidentified dude.
He's flipping out over an inflatable crocodile and some other items that just so happened to be there. Call an MJF end up coming out from around the production crates and they give this guy a double clothesline. So now we hear a voice yelling for Cole and MJF to go to his office, and then we get a shot outside of Tony Kahn's office. I know this because it says Tony Kahn's office on the door, and we can hear Tony Khn on the other side of the door, and he's yelling at the two of them
out. You can't do that. You can't do the double clothes line in the back. He got to keep it in the ring. Eventually, Cole and MJF they walk out of his office and MJF says he's going to make Tony regret that in twenty twenty four, right, he reminds us about the Bidding War of twenty twenty four. Tony Cohn then walks outside. He's wearing shades for some reason. I don't know if he's a Stevie Wonder or what exactly is going on here, but he walks outside. He takes the shades
off, and he goes, what did you say? And MJF buddies up to him, and Tony then smiles and he thanks him and he puts his awkwardly puts his shades back on and goes back into his office, so poking fun, I guess it himself at the fact that apparently he can't keep order in his own locker room. Gee, I wonder, I wonder where that came from. Well, at least he has a sense of humor about it. Now, is he actually going to do something about it? Probably not.
It's nice to be self deprecating if you acknowledge that there are problems, but when you don't take steps to address those problems, that's not good. So now we come back live to the arena, MJF and Cole. They arrive in mjf's Ferrari to get out. MJF tells Cole, look, I gotta go take a dump, and he goes to rush off to the bathroom. Cole looks into the camera. He tells us, I guess we'll see you guys after the commercial break, and he walks off. And just as
he walks off, a few seconds later, Roderick Strong shows up. Roddy is there with Matt Tavin and Mike Bennett. See he missed them again. He missed Cole again, So he gets all flustered and Roddy kicks the car and then he acts like he broke his foot. Today's episode is sponsored by
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here at the beginning of the stream. This here was the highlight of the show. I haven't even gotten to the worst part of the show yet, that's yet to come, but this was the best part of the show. This is where the show peaked. If you turned the show off after the segment, you would have been fine because all the key promotion for all in really pretty much up to this point in the show. You got what you needed. We had a Young Bucks FTR face off at the end of the
show. Honestly, the build up for the Young Bucks at FTR has been very paint by numbers, very standard. They don't have to do much because you're taking two teams that are the two arguably two best teams in the entire world, and you build the match around who is the best team in the world? Right, I mean It's pretty simple stuff. So if you missed that, you didn't miss anything, but this right here, this was the key. So they get in the ring and MJF is playing up winning with
the kangaroo kick. On the pre show in two weeks, crowd starts chanting kangaroo kick. Cole changes the focus probably the Aussie Open match, to their main event match on that show for the AW World Championship, and he says that it is the most important match of his life. He talked about how all those months ago he didn't even know if he would be able to wrestle ever again. His concussion was so serious and the lingering issues that he had
from it. He honestly didn't know if he would ever even be able to step back between the rows, which is true, and now here he is a part of what will be the biggest main event on the biggest pro wrestling show of all time. Cole said that he's doing it with one of his best friends. He said he's been at the top of every company he's ever worked for. He's had record breaking title reigns. He said he would solidify
his place in AW by winning at Wembley Stadium. Cole told him JF that he will do anything and everything to win that aw World Championship, which are words to pay attention to, because you still have to leave open the possibility that all this stuff with Roderick Strong it's all part of a bigger swerve and him and Cole are really conspiring together to try to screw MJF out of his
championship. It's one of the one of several scenarios that can play out at Wembley, which is one of the things I like about what they're doing here. They want you to think that MJF is going to turn on him, or maybe Cole is going to turn on him, and where does Roddy fit into all this. They've done a very good job, I think of keeping people guessing. It's about how this is all going to play out. So MJF said that Cole told a great story, but his was better, and
he asked the crowd who was ready for story time with MJF. Baybay, and he was thinking back to when he was younger, and part of this, he's already told some of this before, so some of this was repeating things that he's talked about before. But I think in the overall picture, of what he was trying to do here. It was fine that, you know, he kind of recalled some of this stuff for a second time. But he mentioned that when he was younger, he was asked to write down
his dream opponents. This was his first day at pro wrestling school. Who would your dream opponents in the ring? V And he said the two names he wrote down were Cody Rhodes and Adam Cole. He talked about putting ninety thousand miles on his new Dodge Ram truck in twenty eighteen, just trying to
bust his ass to make a name for himself on the independent scene. And then a little birdie told him that there was going to be a show in Chicago that was going to be the biggest pro wrestling show in decades, and that show was called All It. So he sent an email to Cody. I wonder if that email was sent after the email to William Regal that he talked about in that other promo. Sent an email to Cody and he promised
him that he would not disappoint if he gave him a chance. And some time when by show was getting closer, finally he gets a response from Cody Rhodes telling him that he was all in and he got to open a pay per view that he had no right being on. He may have lost that night, he said, but he managed to turn some heads, one of them being Tony Kahn. Conn offered him a contract to a company called all Elite Wrestling, and he made the point that without All In, if there's
no All In, there's no MJF. Which is why I thought it was important for him to retell some of these things, because that was the point that he was making here. Right, we have All In coming up in two weeks. Well, if there was no All In in the first place, very possible, very likely, he would not be standing here as the world champion right now. So this show is very important to him. It means something to him, It has historical significance for it. Now the year
is twenty twenty three, and he's climbed up the card. He's grown up in front of all of us. He became a generational talent, the devil himself, one of the best aw world champion. Now he's looking at the chance to be on a show called All In, and it's against his friend, and it's the biggest opportunity of all time. He says, he will be in the main event with a man who on day one was his dream opponent and now is his best friend. This means so much to him,
but it doesn't mean everything to him. There's one thing that means everything to him and one thing only, and that is the World Championship. Because this is not simply just the title. It's a symbol of his blood, sweat, tears, all the hours of training and studying tape. Also, he could become champion and he is not going to be laying down just because he's at him Cole's buddy. He loves Cole like a brother. But a win in Wembley Stadium will make him legendary. He's gonna win because nobody is on
the level of the Devil. And again I like him driving home the point that he has to win at all in because on a show this big, in front of this many people, on this stage, in the main event, he can't go in there and lose. If he wins, his name is etched in the stars forever, really driving home the importance of this show.
It's not just another show. This is so much more than just another show, something that I don't think Again, the booking of this show really lends itself to but MJF made that very clear here in his promo, which I think was very important. How important this show is. Cole said, made the best man win, and MJF said, I have a feeling the best man is going to win, and that man is going to be Maxwell
Jacob Friedman because he's better than Cole and he knows it. And Coole said, that's interesting because I'm pretty sure the name of the new champion is and then he put his fingers up and everybody said Adam Cole. So they smiled at each other and they knock knuckles and now here comes Aussie Open and they attack Cole and MJF. Though they fight back. They called for a double
closed line. They send Mark Davis into the ropes, but he holds on slips out of the ring, but Kyle Fletcher is still in the corner. He turns around Davis though, pulls him out of the ring to safety. So MJF is holding his title up in the air and he's facing Aussie Open in the aisle and Adam Cole is now standing behind MJF and he's crouched down like he's waiting to strike like he's waiting to throw a super kick as soon as this guy turns around. And finally MJF turns around and Cole just stands
up. So he didn't see him crouch down. He just stood up. The crowd wants them to hug it out, so they do. Roderick Strong was shown in the back watching sitting in a chair, icing his foot from when he kicked the car earlier, and Matt Tavin and Mike Bennett were standing behind him. This was a money promo here from MJF, as most of his promos on these shows are. Sometimes it can get repetitive, sometimes there's
not a lot of substance to it. It comes out he'll he'll cut, you know, the typical he'll promo and insult the crowd and it's kind of funny. But then he'll have those promos where he goes kind of digs down into his history, and he's had several of those, and they're usually very effective. This is the first time, though, he's done one of these promos as a baby face. Now, whether you believe he's actually gonna end up being a baby face or not, he is a baby face right now.
We have not had a long extended promo from him like this as a baby face yet and it resonated with the crowd. They were with him for the entire thing. But again, to drive home the importance of this show is so important because we're less than two weeks away from what really, if you think about it, what really should be Aw's WrestleMania three or they Summer Slam ninety two. You know, two shows that are still talked about decades
later. That's what this show should be for this company. Is it going to end up being that for AW? I don't know. There are matches on the show that could live up to the billing, could be all time classics. I mean, you don't think the bucks in FTR could go out there and have an all time classic. Look at the matches they've already had in this company. Now take those two teams and put them in front of a crowd this big. Look at the matches that FTR has had on Collision
in the last several weeks with Bullet Club Gold with Cole and MJF. You're just magnifying that now, right, So there are matches on that show that could go on to become all time classics. But it still just feels like there's something there's something missing here. But then I also think back to WrestleMania three and I say, what is WrestleMania three remembered for other than the crowd? Two Matt. People don't talk about the undercard matches. They don't talk
about Billy Jack Haynes in his match was it against Hercules? I think he wrestled. They don't talk really much about Roddy Piper against Adriana Donnas or Junkyard Dog against Harley Race or the Heart Foundation in Danny Davis against Tito Santana and the Killer Bees I believe was the match. They don't talk about that. They talk about Hulk Hogan against Andre the Giant, and they talk about Randy
Savage and Ricky Steamboat. So you can have a couple of matches on that show that over deliver and that will live on and that could be what people remember. Even with a weaker undercard. It's still possible that that you could could end up being what happens. So we'll see. But as far as this match is concerned, this I thought was the best piece of promotion they've done yet for the Wembley Show. Easily. So then unfortunately, I guess we have to talk about it was Tito and the Bulldogs. Thank you.
It was Tito and the Bulldogs. Yeah, the match that Dynamite Kid had no business being in. I don't know. I don't know how he was able to even be out there with his back in the state that it was in for that match. But again, people don't really they don't really talk about that. Well, actually, you know what, there is one there is one other thing, and people don't really talk about it. But I
actually I'm kind of pissed I didn't remember it. How could I forget King Kong Bundy squashing Little Beaver one of the all time great Wrestlemanian moments, King Kong Bundy dropping an elbow on Little Beaver. Come on, I'll tell you what, King Kong Bundy dropping an elbow on Little Beaver was a hell of
a lot better than what we got. Next, it was the Texas Chainsaw Massacre death match Jeff Jarrett and Jeff Hardy, a match that we have not seen since two thousand and eleven in TNA, the same year, I believe of the infamous Victory Road pay per view, where it was Jeff Hardy in the main event against Thing, and we all know how that turned out. So we didn't know the rules of a Texas chainsaw massacre death match. We just knew that it was a gimmick match and there would be no rules and
there would be plenty of insanity. Jeff Hardy comes out and he makes his way down to the ring and then into the crowd right away, goes into the crowd, and he goes to the back, makes his way into a concourse area where there's a bunch of weapons hanging up on the wall under an orange light. The bell rings just as Jeff Jarrett runs in with a strap to attack. Jeff Jarrett continues to attack Hardy through the hallway. Incomes Satnam
Singh, who's wearing overalls to choke out Hardy. Well, now here comes Ethan Page and Matt Hardy, who actually is allowed on this show. He's not banned from collision like many of you are now with that new super chat. Matt Hardy shows up, Isaiah Cassidy shows up to attack sat Him sing Matt pour some blood on Jarrett. Jeff Hardy is back now with a crutch to chase Jarrett and Karen through the hallway. Jarret is just covered in fake
blood. Karen is screaming that they have to hide as they go to commercial come Back Live, and they show everybody very calmly walking up some steps towards the stage. Karen had a fake bone in her hand. She hops on the back of Isaiah Cassidy. There's a also a fog machine underneath the ring. Sanjay Dutt is beating down Ethan Page. Matt Hardy sends Jay Lethal into the barricade. So now we get into the ring. Jeff Hardy has a kendo stick. He attacks Jarrett with it until Ethan Page, Isaiah Cassidy,
and Matt Hardy come into the ring. All four of them now take turns beating up Jeff Jarrett. Hardy hits a twist the fate. He lays Jarrett on top of a table. Sanjay Dut, Jay Lethal, and Karen. They start pulling people out of the ring, but Jeff Hardy still goes up to the top rope and he hits a swanton bomb off the top through the table. The table did not break instantly, so that looked like a rough bump, but then the table did finally break. He went for the cover.
He got a one, he got a two. Jay Lethal broke things up. Ethan Page looked to finish off Jay Lethal, but Sanjay cut him off. Matt Hardy is in twist the fate to Jay Lethal. He tried the same with Sanjay Dutt, but Karen hits a low blow. I'm wondering what am I doing with my life here sitting here watching this match. Jarrett has the guitar, but he gets a kick from Jeff. Now he has the guitar and he smacks Jarrett over the head with it. And this is
where we heard the sound of a chainsaw. And I was wondering if Terry Funk was going to be joining us on this show. Shout out to Terry Funk. Hopefully he is doing well wherever he may be. I certainly hope he wasn't spending his day's watching this match. We hear a chainsaw and here comes leatherface. I would love to know, by the way, who was under it. What wouldn't be surprised if it was like Mark Sterling. I meant, you want to bet it was smart Mark in the suit under the
leather face mask. Here but here he comes, Here comes Leatherface and he is swinging a chainsaw down the ramp. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and he kicks Sanjay Dutt and then he stalks Karen Jarrett up the ramp and she's backing away like something out of a movie, like one of those the ditzes in the movie who trips over herself. Oh no, don't kill me as she's trying to back up the ramp. So Jeff Hardy turns around and we're in the ring. Now, that was the extent to which Leatherface
stuck around. Thankfully he at least he wasn't out there for too long. But back in the ring, Jeff Hardy turns around. Satnam Singh is waiting for him. He grabs him by the throat, goes for a chokes lamb but no, he kicks Satnham sing Jay Lethal though with a hammer to the head. Now Satnham sing goozles him hit to chokeslam to Jeff Hardy. Lethal pulls Jarrett on top of Hardy and he gets the one, two three, and Jeff Jarrett has won the Texas Shane Saw Massacre deathmatch. He celebrated with
a championship belt that actually had leather based on the front of it. It had leather face on the center plate. So now we have another championship here in this company. We have the Owen heartbelts, which never get defended. Now we have a Texas Chainsaw Massacre belt. This was a complete shit show. I hope the money was good that Tony Kahnn made off of this promotion. I certainly hope it was worth it, because this was the worst match
in Dynamite history. Again, I will say I am not against sports entertainment. I am against bad sports entertainment. There was nothing good about any of this. This sucked. This was terrible. Why am I watching Jeff Jarrett against Jeff Hardy on this show? Think of all the talent they have on this show that isn't even getting television time. We're less than two weeks away from Wembley Stadium, the biggest show in the history of this company, and
we're getting reports about talent being frustrated. They don't know what's going on. We're all in and the promotion for the show. No one is telling them anything. They don't even know if they're going to be on the show. They probably will be on the show. They'll be stuffed in a Battle Royal, but they don't know what's going on, and we're watching Jeff Jarrett against Jeff Hardy on Dynamite. Really, this is what we're watching here, less
than two weeks away from All In. This is what we're watching here. It's embarrassing. But then from this point on it never recovered. The show never recovered. At this point we had Britt Baker one on one with the Bunny. This was to determine the fourth and final spot in the Women's Championship batch at Wembley Stadium. We already know that Hikarashida is the champion, Tony Storm gotta buy into the match, and we know Siraya beat Sky Blue on
television on Friday on Rampage to earn the third spot. So this was to determine the fourth spot. Now, if you actually believed that the Bunny was going to qualify, then you might want to just turn the television off and don't even bother watching wrestling. I don't know. Then you're clearly not even paying antation. Since the other day it was a better chance of an actual
bunny qualifying and being in the Women's Championship match. At all it. I don't know why we had to go through this whole song and dance with these qualifying matches. If you're got to put together qualifying matches, make them competitive, you're gonna put together a qualifying match, make it at least somewhat debatable about who might come out of the winning end of it. They didn't even try. Britt Baker was wearing her ring jacket from the first All In back
in twenty eighteen. They shook hands to start quickly, though devolved into shoving in four arms. The Bunny countered into a lockjaw attempt with a cradle for a near fall, or countered a lockjaw a tempt. I think that's what I said. Bunny hit a clothesline, got a pretty good reaction from the crowd for that. After a split screen break, which is where most of this match took place, britt Baker hit a double underhook supplex got a near
fall. After some failed interference from Penelope Ford outside the ring, Baker hit a super kick and a stomp to earn the final spot in the women's championship match at all In. So again, these qualifiers were an absolute waste of time. Saya against sky Blue on Friday, Britt Baker against the Bunny on Wednesday. Why even bothered? They could have just announced the four way match.
I know they don't do rankings anymore, but they could have just announced the four away match, had a couple of singles matches involving some of the people that are in the four way. It's I was gonna say tag team, but we don't need that. We only the can you coexist? Tag team match? But really, I mean this was just the waste of time, is what this was. Even sky Blues mother knew that she had no chance of winning that match. Get know how much money she put down against
her daughter through draft kings. Yeah, she was betting against her, believe me. So Sheeta's going to defend her title against those three Sheeta I said, I had some Sheeta news shout out to see scoops dot com Hikarasheeda did an interview with Ella j of se Scoops and she was asked about the person
that she is most eager to get into the ring with. Who was the one opponent that she really wants to get in the ring and work with, and without any hesitation, she really named Athena named Athena, and I really liked hearing that because I have been an advocate for getting Athena back on AW television. Athena has had this great run as the Ring of Honor Women's World Champion, but she has been on Ring of Honor television now for long enough,
and she's run through everybody, including Willow Nightingale. She's ran through all of these people, and the women's division in AW could really use a nice jewels and you know what could give them a nice jolt moving Athena from Ring of Honor to AW. And Sheda said she wants a Champion against champion match. She wants to get into the ring with Athena. I say, give her what she wants. I love that idea. I think that's a fantastic idea. So the sooner they can get Athena on AW television, I mean,
look, they could do Champion against Champion. I would rather her leave Ring of Honor behind and just get her back in AW and start building her up there, and then you can do Sheeta and Athena for the championship.
So Sheeta and Athena as a match I could get behind. And I even like the idea of feuding them and having a win the championship eventually, like months from now, winning the women's championship and when Jamie Hayter is ready to come back, You've got Jamie Hayder and Athena all lined up at some point in twenty twenty four to get to your primary feud for the AW Women's World
Championship. That's what I'd like to see. If somebody in the chat mentioned the Maui Food Bank, and I do want to mention that because this was a fight for the fallen edition of Dynamite, and so proceeds from all of the AW shows this week are being donated to the Hawaii Wildfire Funds and various causes. So I don't know if the promotional money that Tony khn would have made from the Texas Chainsaw massacre match would be going towards that as well.
I would imagine it probably would, And I think that's a great thing, you know. I praise Tony Khan the other day for that. I think that's a wonderful thing that he's doing. It doesn't change the fact that that was the worst match in Dynamite history. Both of those things can be true. You can praise aw and Tony Khan for doing a great thing. And again I don't know. I don't know if the money from that promotion is part of what's also going to that. I would imagine it is, but
I don't know. Just somebody mentioned that the chat and I wanted to mention that. So that's a terrific thing. It's a wonderful thing all the shows this week, including Rampage and Collision or Fight for the Fallen episodes, but it doesn't change the fact that it sucked. It does not make it okay. So again, I don't I don't want people to say, well, you know, at least it was all for a good cause, so it's okay. No, the match was not okay. But I am. I
am absolutely elated that he's doing a wonderful thing. I think that's fantastic and he deserves he deserves recognition for them, although I don't think he's doing it for recognition. We had the Acclaimed. This was not given much time. It was already almost a quarter to ten, so I knew this wasn't gonna last very long. But we had the Acclaimed against two enhancement guys. I didn't get their names. I don't even know if they gave their names.
So Max Castor was rapping on his way to the ring. He dropped the line in there about their bald opponents looking like Harry penises. I told you it was all downhill from here. We went from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre deathmatch to a Britt Baker match with the Bunny to a couple of bald penises. The lights went out in the building when they turned back on the hairy penises. I guess had experienced some shrinkage because they had disappeared and we couldn't see
them anymore. Instead, they were replaced by the House of Black, Malachi Black, Brody, Buddy Matthews and Julia Hart. King and Matthews attacked Castor and Bowen's Malachi Black and Julia Hart just watched. They used a chain as a weapon. Castor ended up bleeding from the forehead. Buddy Matthews stomped Castor, so back to back segments with stomps. Julia Hart picked up Billy guns boots, which the acclaimed had been bringing out with them for their matches ever
since. Billy Gunn left them in the middle of the ring, and she passed them on to Brody King. He gave them to Malachi Black and they held up Billy's boots and that was it. That was the segment. You know. A few weeks ago, Andrade went on social media and said that he wanted a singles match with Malachi Black at Wembley Stadium. We're now less than two weeks away from all in and we have not gotten any sort of clarity on whether or not Andrade will even be on the show. See,
Andrade made a very big mistake. Andrade asked for a singles match. That's not the way to get through. Tony Con had Andrede requested a multiman match, I think he would have gotten his match by See. That was his mistake. That was his fatal flaw. He asked for a singles match. Can't do that. Made events saw the Young Bucks taking on the Guns, so two brother tag teams here. The Bucks jumped the Guns on the stage
as they made their way out and they fought them to the ring. Bucks were all fired up because of what Bullet Club Gold had done to Kenny Omega earlier. The Guns double team Matt Jackson threw the final picture and picture break coming out of the break, the guns clothes lined each other. Nick got the hot tag. Bucks set up Austin Gunn for the BT each trigger, but Colton gun hit a flying clothes line to break it up. Colton broke up a melt driver attempt. The guns hit the three ten to yuma on.
Matt Nick broke up the cover with a double stomp off the top rope. Austin Gunn went for an O'Connor roll on Nick Jackson with an assist from his brother, but Matt super kick Colton. Nick then reversed the roll up and Matt Jackson helped his brother hold down Austin Gunn for the three count from the floor. The referee didn't see it, so the Bucks get the win. After the match, Juice Robinson and Jay White they jumped the Bucks.
Bullet Clubs set up Matt Jackson to get his injured arm pilmonized. But ftr's music hit. Because there was no Kenny Omega and there was no Hangman Page. He was at the hospital, so it was all up to FTR. We heard their music and of course all the heels they turned to face the stage, and when you see that, you know that they're not coming out on stage, and that's exactly what happened. FTR came out from behind,
they came out from the crowd, and they made the save. They hit the shatter machine on Juice Robinson. Once the Bucks in FTR got rid of all the members of Bullet Club Gold. The two teams looked like they were setting up to go at it here. It looked like FTR was setting up for a shatter machine to the Bucks, but when the Bucks turned around, FTR just picked up their titles instead and we got a little face off between the two teams to close out the show. So again, I have nothing
but positive things to say about the MJF Adam Cole stuff. It was easily the best thing on the entire show, the best bit of promotion for all in that we have gotten yet. We had a bunch of matches made official, including Jericho and will Osprey Stadium Stampede, and we know that it's going to be Omega Hangman and Kodayabushi taking on t Keshta and Bullet Club Gold. So they did what they had to do as far as moving those stories along.
Even if you're not enamored with all the matches, they at least made more matches official, which they had to do. But again, the Texas chainsaw thing was just stupid and the show really just never recovered after that. All the good stuff came in the first half of the show, which makes it, you know, a good show up to a point, but overall it was decent. Can't call it a good show with the stuff that we got there in the last hour or so. So that was the story of
Dynamite tonight. Unfortunately, with the worst match in Dynamite history, people are gonna think I'm exaggerating, but it truly was. It truly was fucking terrible. Here's the Twitter poll h help of a lot closer than these. Dynamite polls typically are fifty two percent. This is like a raw poll, fifty two percent thumbs up and forty eight percent thumbs down. That's with a thousand
votes in. We got a thousand votes in already, So go ahead and vote at Solo Monster on Twitter. What did you think of the Texas Shansaw massacre deathmatch? Oh? I would love to know. Well, there's always Collision. Collision has been the best show of the week, typically on most weeks, so Collision is usually a palate cleanser with ww E stuf. It'll have to be a palate cleanser with dynamite as well, assuming that people are
actually allowed into the buildings. Start off here with Louise. Louise dropped a five dollars super chat on me six hours ago, so dynamite should be better than raw, the raw shit sandwich that we got on Monday. With Judgment Day standing strong. Mosquito season is strong here in Long Beach. Okay, well you're in Long Beach. Layer up. Apparently you gotta deal with mosquitoes. I got, we got mosquitos in New York. Pick Yeah, Raw is just a fucking bore on Monday night. Raw almost put me to sleep
on Monday. Lady fire Pande facetiously asking why do you hate seem Un should like see him standing up against the evil elite. Thank you, Fireman, Thank you for the gifted membership. Lakers. Pat says, I can see why you're a Mets fan. Missus Met is thick. Control yourself, Easy there, Easy there, big fellow, Calm down. Look at this guy. He's looking at it. He's looking at Missus Met a mascot, and he's getting all hot under the collar. This is this is Lakers Pats has
sunk to the bottom of the ocean. He has never been lower in his like where he is flirting with missus met. We gotta take you out, We gotta we gotta take Lakers Pats out to some bars, clubs. We gotta get him lickered up and looking for actual human beings. The Winston Slip says Samoa Joe is great in the Twisted Metal Show. Yeah, I think it's a crime that they're not using his voice. I've heard a lot of good things about him in the show as far as his body acting. He's
got a lot of physical charisma on the show. But he's got a great voice. They wanted the celebrity voice and they went with the other guy, but they should use his voice. It's not it's it's just not the same. You gotta have the guy's voice. Thomas Kalela, So, I was wondering which you would rank from worst to best. Sibling rivalry and wrestling history, the Bella's Harlem Heat and Steiner Brothers. They were all terrible. Harlem
Heat never should have feuded Steiner Brothers. One I barely remember it was when Scott turned right he joined the n W. The bell Is will be at the bottom of the list. No matter what the bell Is feud. It died in the womb, so you can pretty much put Harlem heat in the steinders wherever you want, but the Bellows are going to be dead last. Joseph Brooks with the nine ninety nine. Hey Joseph, what's going on? Meant? As crazy as New Jack was, did you know that, of
all people he was actually good friends with Eddie Guerrero. He said so in one of his last shoots that he did, and he actually cried in another one talking about Candido. Well, you know, everybody's got a softer side. That's the softer side of New Jack. Of course, what you didn't know is when the shoot was over and the cameras turned off, he took out a box cutter and he cut the He cut the producer sliced right across the face because he just felt like doing. He shout out to Carlos,
who's been a channel member for twenty one months. That's why he's got that red skull. Where are my red skulls at? Joseph also says buy or sell on which of the Wait a minute, Sean Nielsen Sean Nelson has been banned from collision. See what you did now? You see what you did now? You pissed them off? Terrible, terrible, Sean. Now you gotta turn around and go back home. Buy or sell on which of these
sounds the worst. Roman reigns having to give up his title due to injury, and Cody wins in a tournament where Cody winning the Rumble again and then winning it this time. I got a better idea. How about Cody beats Damian Priest to win the money in the bank briefcase because Finn Valor has suffered several losses now due to the briefcase due to Damian Priest trying to help him
and it backfires on him. So we end up with Cody and Priests agreeing to put his briefcase up since j D mcdunnah did say that you should probably get rid of it, since it's coming between you guys, It's coming between you and Finn, and Finn accidentally costs him the briefcase. Cody wins the briefcase waits a few months. Once the Royal Rumble comes and goes, he calls his shot tells Roman reigns, I'm challenging you for the championship and Wrestle
Media. That's how you get Cody on the other show. That way, you don't have to have Cody win the Rumble. You could have goother win. You could have somebody else win. That would be the best solution that you don't have to have back to back Cody Rumble Wings and Drew Johnson has also been a channel member for twenty one months. Says Solom Monster is the goat. Thank you very much. Drew. Also one of our red skulls lucky STRB or not? No. I thought that was a B. It's
an eight lucky straight. I was like, what does that mean? STRB lucky straight. Jeff Jarrett being in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a reference to a street named Jarrett outside Texas Motor Speedboy, And that's supposed to make it okay that we have Jeff Jarrett against Jeff Hardy on this television show. I did not know that, so I thank you for that, but that does not make it okay. Jacob Donnelly with the ten bucks, Thank you, Jacob. Random question, but as a horror fan yourself, would you say
the Texas chain Saw Massacre franchises worse than Halloween's. Both are bad over excuse me, both are bad overall, but Texas Chainsaw felt more unnecessary. Well fair, woe hold on. I will grant you that there have been some terrible Halloween movies, Okay, especially the one with Busta Rhymes. We'll pretend that one didn't happen. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's not terrible. It's disturbing, but it's no Halloween. I mean, come on, you're gonna compare
the two. Come on, you're comparing Michael Myers and a leather face. Don't don't even amuse me. Don't even amuse me like that Grosso with the nineteen ninety nine that Texas Chainsaw Deathmatch was a complete joke, and Jeff Hardy looked really stupid getting distracted by a cosplay leather face. After what we saw tonight, is Bullet Club Gold a part of the Don Callis family. I don't think so. No. I mean, Bullet Club Gold has become a
faction in and of itself, right adding the guns. They have four members now, so I don't think you're talking like a faction in a faction. Now. It's just getting very confusing. I don't think I don't think that's the case. I certainly would not have them be a part of the Don Callisman. They could be allies of the Don Callis fan, but they are not part of the Don Callisman. Justin g for Solo's liquor fund after that mess, Hey, justin, thank you for the twelve bucks that will go
towards my next bottle of Jack, which is almost done. Perfect timing, Tuxedo t Servo would be seven dollar CM punk band from Collision brand new super Chat. You better be on your best behavior, all of you. I'm talking about all of you, right hey, because punks watching you say one little thing, He's gonna know, Tuxedo says, the Jarrett Hardy fiasco was as close as I've ever come to turning off Dynamite. That was easily the
worst segment or match they have ever done. Austin Runge with the five bucks. Don't know if that match made me more embarrassed to be a fan, or a wrestling fan or a horror fan. Worst match of the year by far, Chris Jester. That's that first of three hundred dollars bombs he dropped on me. Chris be a man. Brian Musha had to see this one since it's new. CM Punk flexing his musps. Brian, you are also officially banned, but hey, you are still welcome on Dynamite, so you
will always have a home here. PJ. Did you? PJ, thank you for the five lucky straight. CM Punk snuck into Dynamite dressed his leather face doctor Bropio bro I banned myself from Collision since they don't air here in Canada Live bro Screw. The app doesn't air live in Canada really, not even on a well, yeah, I guess it wouldn't. Rizzo, thank you very much, very kind of you, says my opinion with the dirt sheets, broken clock is still right twice a day, Okay, So that's
what I wanted to clarify. Some people, apparently melt he is always wrong, which is just funny to hear me. When I hear them say that, it's funny to me. But then he's right, but then he'll be wrong again next week. All the time, except when he's right. It's confusing. The i WC can be very confusing. Bender mcsimpson, What do I have to do to get a Mercedes? Money and thunder rosa match. You've got to get doctor's clearance for both of them. That's what you need.
Rudy Sallas my first super Chat and newest member of the g WO. Rudy. Everybody say hello to Rudy. Welcome Rudy, be nice to him, and don't get banned from collision. Rudy, Thank you big MGM. That horrific Texas Chainsaw massacre match made me forget how stupid that Pallas picture revealed twist was Magician Sapphire with ten. My expectations were very low that Texas Chainsaw match, but holy skid, that was terrible. I felt bad for everyone
involved in this mess. The money better be worth it. P Troid eleven for him a petroid Joker Sting tricking Immortal into thinking he ran impact because he wore a suit was priceless. Say someone who appreciates Joker Sting, I think
Joker Sting gets too much. See if I remember the storyline, Sting knew that Hogan was no good and Hogan was as he did from most of his career, masquerading his baby face, and I think Sting was He went heal, but he really didn't go heal because he was just trying to convince people that Hulk Hogan was bad news and then he went nuts. Right, But I think that was his plot the entire time, was to sort of expose Hogan, right, Do I have the story right? If I'm remembering correctly,
I think that was the story. Ed Swoggle says, you should call it either the Tony Tron or the contrast see the Contron. Okay, maybe that that might be where we go with her the Contron. I like them. Chris Jester with another twenty dollars super job, another leaf, Another leaf fell off the money tree here, Chris Man, you're overwhelming me tonight, overwhelming me with love. Zacharia says, do you agree that Siria should not
win the title at Wembley? Tony Khn could still give her the standing oh even with the loss, which could break up the Outcast since that group went nowhere. But since Tony Khan doesn't care, Siria will win for the cheap Popeye for you. Yeah, I don't think Sria should win. I mean, she barely wrestles. She barely wrestles. I'm not sure putting the championship on her that she's suddenly going to be wrestling more often. She shouldn't be.
Yeah, that was never the goal when she first came back. You know the doctor, her doctor said, you know, easier way back into it. But I don't think her wrestling on more of a they don't really do live events much, but quote unquote on a full time basis. I don't know that that's good for her health. I don't know that she's ready for that, and frankly, she just is not the person who should be
holding the championship. I would keep the belt on Sheeta, and I would either wait for Jamie Hayter to come back, or I like the idea that Sheeta pitched about working with Athena. I get behind that idea, But just her wrestling at all in that match is an accomplishment because you like edge and like Daniel Bryan, here's someone who was retired and was told you're never going
to be cleared. You know, you're never going to wrestle again. And not only is she wrestling again, but she's going to be in the ring in front of eighty thousand people in her home country, So win or lose, it's a huge moment and a huge accomplishment for her. Her losing does not diminish that in any way. But I don't think that she should be the AW Women's World Champion. Could I see Tony Kahn giving her the belt for the moment so that she can say that she won a championship at Wembley
Stadium in her home country in front of eighty thousand people. Yes, I could see that, but I would not do that. Chris Jester with the Ten Bucks, I went to school with me and Mike Enos. He had a long career from AWA to WCW and WWE. What stopped him from becoming top tier? Let's get the Destruction Crew and tag team be the booker f the Beverly Brothers. See the Beverly Brothers. I liked the Beverly Brothers just because their finish was brutal. The Shaker Heights Spike was a brutal finish.
There were there were some job guys they hit that move on and how they didn't break their neck I'll never know. But that's cool that you went to school with him. I never saw him as being like a top guy world champion. He was never booked that way anyway, But I mean he had success in WCW as well you mean Mike, you know son his own right. Yet Look, I mean he had a run. He had to run. It might not have been a top guy run, but I got news
for it. Most guys don't have top guy runs. Those spots are very limited. Bea go look it up for those of you who don't know, go go look up the shaker height spike. We'll see what I'm talking about. Jake Finn, what are the chances of Sammy being a surrogate for Uncle Jerry? Uncle Jerry? It's such a waste of will Osprey and my uncle Jericho. Okay, it's like Uncle Jerry, I don't know we were talking about. Yeah, you know what, Gavara and Osprey would be a hell
of a match two. But sadly the answer is nilp The chances of that are nil. Chris a XC blitzkrieg bop or t n T by a c DC. What song should Tony con license and who should he give it to you? I don't know who he should give it to you, but I would go t n T by a c DC. Sad Roddy Strong with the seven Bucks wanted to send you the super Chap, but now I am banned from collision. Damn it, damn it seen that if you would have if you would have donated six or eight, actually no, eight would think eight
would count two. Basically, it's anything from like seven, I think to ten that'll ban you from Khalisia. But sad roddy strong, I wish I had a way to cheer you up, but sadly I don't. Chris a XC says food for thought. Have Finn talked Priest into putting his money in the bank up against Cody cost him the match? Now you get Cody to Roman without winning the rights, It's like like there's an echo in here going on here. Although that was thirty minutes ago, so that super chat may
have come in after I just talked about it. So I think you and I maybe we may be on the same wavelength. But now I think there's actually a pretty decent chance of that happened. Omar five Bucks is brit injured. She moves in slow motion and has a lot of lost muscle mass. Well, she might be injured because if I remember from that All Access show,
she had some pretty bad back problems. So I actually do think she has back issues that could be uh that could have something to do with that Texas Chainsaw massacre was bad, even if the money is going to charity, like what Tony, Yeah, I have no issue with that. That's great. But I sat and I watched the match. I kept an open mind, and it sucked. I don't know how many times I can say it, so Omar. I think Omar agrees with me, but yeah, no,
I mean it was terrible. It's fucking awful. It's the worst thing of the entire show. Is the worst thing on Dynamite all year twenty seven at twenty seven, says CM's right to ban Hardy's After that, CM H H t K equals I don't know what that means. You're doing math. It's too late for math. Twenty seven to twenty seventh. Thank you? Yeah, where are I didn't you know? I haven't even checked on the on the lights five eighty one? Oh, the goal was three fifty guys,
we're closing in on six hundred lights? Could we get could we get there before we do? Be the booker, I don't know, we're not that, we're not that far off six hundred. Omar again says, also, is there a reason why Andrati rush and Preston Vance. Are not feuding with the House of Black for the titles? No, not really. I certainly don't know why they're not feuding with him for the titles. I don't know why we haven't gotten any sort of announcement about Malachi Black and Andrati.
We're all in or all out, don't waiting on that booba. That beer chug by Hangman was weak as fucked to be honest, So now we're going to rate the beer chugging as in hangmen taking enough stray bullets this week? Must we continue to beat up on this man? Sean Nielsen, thank you for the seven bys. Oh Mar says, I know CM punk will ban me for asking this. But what will AW do next Wednesday when Dynamite and
Collision are taped on the same night. Well, they're gonna have to beef up security against They're gonna have to have one click on one side of the building and the other click on the other side of the building. I'm gonna have to have extra security, going to have Atlas security at the show next
week. Oz and Glorious Acknowledge my gold skull it is hereby Acknowledge really enjoyed the show tonight the chainsaw match was a hilarious train wreck and all In is going to be an all time so says Oz and glorious Carlos say solo monster. Random question, what was your favorite wrestling action figure growing up? Mine was dead Man Undertake Thanks for the podcasts and take care. That's a good choice. You're talking about the Hasbros. The one with the hat on it.
That was a good one, believe it or not. I never was able to find a Bret Hart has and it always made me very sad. I did have. That was kind of like the tail end of me with like collecting or buying the old action figures were the Hasbros. And I still have a bunch of them. I lost some of them, but I can never find Brett. Never had the Bret Hart Hasbro. But as far as my favorite one, oh man, you know, I had the ljns too,
and I'm not gonna lie. I had the Miss Elizabeth figure and I always loved she had this gold skirt and it had like a little bellcrow attachment. You can pull the skirt off. I always rather enjoyed it. Hey Carlos, thank you. That means something is wrong with me. I was a young boy. Young boys do stuff like that. What can I say Trail Mexican three oh five. I don't give a damn about CM punk fanning me from collision and on the second one Trail, I don't know. You
gotta figure it out yourself. I think it's pretty self explanatory. Drew Johnson says Jack Daniels is the best. Thanks for every day. It is my favorite Jack. Thank you, Drew EJ. Slamp with four ninety nine. CM Punk will never bang me from coalisand we both grew up in Lockport and my favorite teacher taught him when he taught at Punk's high school. Shutterbug Fan. Sunday is my birthday and I will have a Jack and Cope for you
when I celebrate. Please do please make sure they don't water down too much like some bars do. Thanks for the awesome content. Keep up the great work, Shutterbug Fenn, Happy early birthday. I appreciate it very much. Jerry or Jerry Darry Lips, Darry Lips MJF wins the tag match. Coole loses it turns on him in the main event, so he turns on him.
But they're the Ring of Honor tag Team Champions. Is that what you're proposing, because that would that would be problematic if they won the tag titles but then they split them up. That creates a bit of an issue. Bat Seed with the nine ninety nine, would you say, overall, Brian Danielson is loving his time at AW so far with his contract, I would say it's a yes, no pun intended well outside of his broken arm and the hardware that he now has in his own yeah, I'd say he is
having a pretty fun time. He gets to work with these people that he wants to work with and have long matches and bleed right, that's one of the reasons why he left. Vince McMahon would not let him bleed. So I think Danielson is very much enjoying himself and when he's good and ready, possibly in January, he'll get to work the Tokyo Dome for the first time. I think he's probably looking forward to that just as much. Retro Koh, I'm not sure if you pointed it out, but Adam Coles promo mirrored
Austin in the buildup to WrestleMania X seven. You know I didn't notice. I mean, if you're referring to the I don't know if you're referring to the sit down interview that Austin and Rock did with Jim Ross, when Austin talked about how I need to beat you. I need to beat you more than anything that you could ever imagine. I don't know if that's what you're referring to. But no, I didn't. I didn't pick up on that, doctor Bropio. It's not paranoia. The PEPSI punked since day one?
Ish, Bro, I'm sorry. Why Why is it always doctor Bropio who apologizes at the end of his super chand Luis dropping twenty bucks on the street. Boy, Luis has been all over the place to night, Luis, look at you. Luis is coming out of his shell. We're starting to see more of them now, Triple H. Make a call to Belmont High School over, make a call to Belmont High School. Yes that Belmont. Ask Walter Paneeda to teach Vincenzo a history lesson. Maybe my history teacher could
be a better GM than scrap Iron Adam Pears. Okay, well, let's not be given away your teacher's names here. Shout out to Walter pineda care of your pupil Luise. I think that's the first time that a teacher has been shouted out by name here on one of these streets. Boots Punk should put Athena in the women's title match. He should, I think he has the power to do so. Oz and Glorious are all the LFI dudes in Mexico right now. They'll be feuding with the Acclaimed after Daddy asked returns it
all in and they win the trio's belts. Oz and Glorious did a double drop there. I don't know if he intended to, but thank you, brother Luis with the two bucks is long lived. The Belmont World Order. What do you a boy? You is Belmont at the School? Is that? I was always meant to ask you where the bell Mind comes from. I didn't think you were a racing fanily, so apparently that's the school name. I think they should do a reality show around you at Belmont's at the
at the School. I would watch that, probably only for one episode, but I would watch them. Omar says, who would be your pick? The team up with the Blackpool Combat Club? Yeah, I was trying to think about that. I don't even know because they have three spots open. Now do they bring in people from outside the company? Do they bring in like Suzuki? You know, I could see Minora Suzuki being a partner of
theirs in the match. I'm trying to think of who from the company on the heel side doesn't have a match, who would fit with the black Pool Combat Club, And I think a guy's like Hobbs and stuff. But that doesn't really that doesn't really work. I mean, that doesn't really fit. So I don't know. I don't know who teams with them, but Suzuki Suzuki would be one thick retro koh. That sit down was the reference. It was the first thing I thought of. But I think it's a at
Harry Oz and Glorious. Does Mercedes run in and helps Raya win the belt at Wembley? I don't think so. No, I don't know that she's fully healed. I don't know that she's running anywhere. I don't know that she should be running on a bad ankle armed Anderson, I'm gonna say no, Red Emissary of Darkness, as I suspect the Mighty don't kneel little team with the Blackpool Combat Club. So we get Zach saber Jor. But the goal for be the booker tonight was three hundred and fifty lights. We have
officially crossed the six hundred like barrier. And with that being said, let's visit our old friend Phil. It is time to be the book Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time to be the booker. There he is, everybody after collision the other night, all half a mill fiddle, there he is. Be the booker time. And we have made some changes, some updates to be the booker over the past week, especially on the women's side.
Made a couple more changes the other day, got rid of a few people, got rid of the jailbird who I saw has pled no contest. It is now facing potentially up to twenty five years behind bars. Let us hope. Let's kick things off here with men's be the booker. We begin here with the millennial cowboy hangman, Adam Page, former aw world champion. He's been in the news this week, all right, Let's see who Hangman
is stepping into the ring with Tony Kahn. May not book him in his singles match at Wembley, but I will Hangman Page one on one with the Big Show that is not the match I would book for Wembley Stadium, Captain in Sano, maybe Hangman Page in the Big Show. I'm sorry, I just can't get behind that. Can't do it, JM. Channel member for twenty two months. He just woke up. The hell have you been?
Thank you? JM. Let's see here, women's be the booker. We begin with the always vivacious Mandy Rose or his Albafire used to call her Mandy Dose, the old Monday good to see. Mandy always liked the way that she would say Mandy's name. Mandy Rose making a lot of money on her. I guess not only fans, right, it's some other service. Mandy Rose one on one with Charlotte Flair. How are we feeling about this, Mandy Rose and Charlotte Flair. I tell you what, Mandy Rose at a
very good run as the NXT Women's champion. Charlotte Flair has not been on such a great run recently. But I will be generous. I know, I know, but I think it has the potential to be good, not great. But I'll give it the bell. I'm gonna give it the benefit of the depth. Or maybe I just miss Mandy Rose. Maybe I just missed seeing Mandy on my television. Maybe that's what it is. All right, here we go. This makes it a little more interesting now that we
know we're tied up. Comes down to this tag team be the book we begin? What is this fucking guy again? Is this the Big Show? And Kane picked the Big Show twice in the same be the booker is just to fail? I mean, I'm sorry Kine and the Big Show. Why am I seeing Big Show on my screen? So it's like twenty fifteen all over again. I'm seeing Big Show in Kine, Big Show in Kane against the good broh, good Lord, good Lord, the Good Brothers against the
Big Show and Kane nothing good about that. It's a fucking bore, is what that is? Well, yeah, I'm starting to work that the women's tag team title curse that I went off on the other day has passed itself over to be the booker. I don't I don't know what's going on. Nick Grosso at the four ninety nine says, since Santata and Ortiz are listed as a tag team on aw's roster page again, maybe they return and joined the Blackpool Combat Club at all In Yeah, but would they return as heels
though, because the black Pool the Blackpool side is the heel side. I don't see them. I don't see them coming back together as heels though. M plus, you still have a third spot to fill. I don't know. I'm not I'm not expecting that. Guan O Compo channel member for nine months, says he missed the stream because of some YouTubers beeping. What you tubers are beefing? He says, but what in the Outlaw mud show was that made the bank addicted drug robber match? Look? Go, will we
know who you've been watching? Thank you one Chris Jester again with the ten bucks? Wait one more. My only disappointment was hoping to go to the race down the Hill for the wheel of cheese. But it already happened, the race down the hill for the wheel of cheese. That's That's definitely not something I would be partaking in. Doctor Bropio, says bro since I'm banned anyways, and punk book this awful be the booker. This won't officially count
in the records. This is more like filler booking. Is that? What is that? What you think I'm doing here? Filler booking? Thunder Force two thousand, Charlotte will likely be announcing that she's pregnant after she got misted by OSCA at summers. Oh, you know what, that's a good point. That's a really good point. She got miss it. Now we just have to wait on the announcement. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think we may be having a Charlotte pregnancy announcement soon. Maybe
that's why Andrew he's been missing some shows, he's been busy. And the rock versus Sting. I miss Mandy Rose in WWE two for obvious reasons. Fun stream as always, rock versus thing. Thank you for the nine ninety nine very kind of I agree, Red Emissary of Darkness. Wait, did the miss impregnate Charlotte that? I'm starting to think maybe you may be on to something here. You may be onto something. Is there a collision scream on Saturday? Probably not unless I get back home in time. But I
am not going to be here. I'm going to be away on Saturday, so probably not. See the way I'm treating collision right now. It's just one of those things where and the summer is winding down, so maybe things will be a little more stable in September, but trying to make the most of what's left of the summer before it's all over and before I got to put my winter cope back on. So yeah, I will not be here most of the day on Saturday. Sorry, I'm probably banned anyway, probably
banned from Collision, like all of you. See that's stickater. I think you're right, I'm banned from Collision. Well, thank you guys, man, you guys, hoof you guys came out in full force tonight. Let me tell you, with all the all the love, all the super chats and the memberships and Chris obviously Chris Jester has been the the big surprise of the night. Chris, thank you again. Would I ever consider writing for
a big wrestling company if offered? See that that has never really when you really learn about what's involved and all all all the pressure involved and all the nonsense that goes on things being ripped up and rewritten and stuff. I mean maybe it's different now, but never really appealed to me. But I don't say never. I don't turn down opportunities until I hear what the opportunity is.
So I can't sit here and tell you know, I can tell you it's not something I'm really interested in, but what I say no it depends depends on the offer. Be well, stay safe, and I'll see you back here very soon for more sound off on YouTube. Until then, take care, guests,
