Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with That will be the sign you read as you enter the colony that Sofia and her friends are raising their kids on. No father in sight? No problem! Kidding (kind of). This week Sofia is joined by long time friend Ali Azemar! Together the two unpack the RIDICULOUS societal pressures surrounding women turning the big 3-0. What ever happened to thirty, flirty, and thriving? With Ali just turning the corner and Sofia’s birthd...
Apr 28, 2022•1 hr
If giving head was a college she’d be summa cum laude! SLOOTS, she’s back. Reporting from Sofia’s FAVORITE place on earth, Los Angeles! Before we get into the good stuff, Sofia breaks down and gives her VERY unsolicited opinion on Coachella and more importantly, Revolve Festival (aka Fyre Festival 2.0) - this opinion MAY be slightly biased considering Sofia was NOT invited…but that’s besides the point! Next (in typical Sofia fashion) she spends time COMPLETELY contradicting herself by telling us...
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr 6 min
Second chances they don’t ever matter people never change! UNLESS you’re Jlo and Ben Affleck that is. ATTN SLOOTS: PLEASE do not take this as a sign to back to your trifling, good-for-nothing ex. BUT on the off chance that they don’t fall directly in the “piece of shit” category, Sofia has some choice words for you this week. But wait! Not only Sofia, we are FINALLY joined by our OG producer Alex Franco! Yes, everyone's FAVORITE e-girl is BACK! Together the two catch up on each other's lives dis...
Apr 14, 2022•1 hr 9 min
“It’s not my fault he’s like in love with me or something!” - John to Sofia after he made out with her boyfriend YES SLOOTS…Our king is BACK. 53 episodes later John Like the Bible has returned from war…and by war we mean the one he recently conquered with “Lisa”, Bitcoin, and the metaverse. More on that later. This week Sofia brings us up to date on ALL things John including his ~thriving~ love life, career, AND skateboarding skills. Promise it’s FAR more interesting than it sounds. The duo also...
Apr 07, 2022•57 min
Get in Sloots, we’re self-accepting Sloots, we are FINALLY getting Sofia to ourselves again this week. So you know what that means: clear your schedule for your weekly dose of debauchery and shenanigans. In the past 7 days, Sofia has managed to embarrass herself in front of the ENTIRE West Village impersonating Neil Armstrong AND was (almost) forcefully removed from her apartment building. Some may call it trouble in paradise, we just call it another day in the office. More importantly, for toda...
Mar 31, 2022•54 min
WE JUST WANNA DO CRAZY SHIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS Drum roll please…Our favorite Sloot-by-association has returned for a SURPRISE back-to-back episode! Sofia is joined by Stella Barey aka The Anal Princess yet again for an even WILDER episode than last. This week Sofia asks Stella for all ALL of the dirty details regarding well…EVERYTHING your dirty mind can think of. When we say this week is DIRTY, it’s a fucking understatement. Prepare to have your mind blown with the different tips, tricks, and...
Mar 24, 2022•54 min
I think I just fell in love with a porn star…turn the camera on, she a born star! SLOOTS, gather around, we have a VERY special guest this week! Today Sofia is joined by Stella Barely aka The Anal Princess. Stella is a top 0.01% creator on Only Fans, a VIRAL sensation on Tik Tok, and a TRUE Sloot. Together the ladies cover A LOT of questionable but expected topics such as: narcissistic fathers, fucking men from homeless shelters, LA’s members only sex parties, and the realization of how many tru...
Mar 17, 2022•58 min
CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADEEE OF YES! You heard it right! Sofia is BACK in the city so nice they named it twice…NEW YORK…NEW YORKKK *Frank Sinatra voice* This is a BIG deal…because well, IFYKYK. She barely made it there - but if she can make it there, she can make it anywhere, right? Okay we’re done with corny references, just had to get it out the system. This episode is an EXCITING one. Tune in to hear Sofia take you along her first few days back in New York City. Listen as she takes...
Mar 10, 2022•47 min
For a final farewell episode from the Utah home base, Sofia is joined by the people who know her best…Mother and Brother Sloot! Shockingly, all parties were able to make it through this recording with MINIMAL tears shed. Though this episode had every intention of being sentimental, leave it to Sofia’s family to make it fucking CHAOTIC. Together, Drapers Finest discusses Lola’s newfound mental clarity (thanks to a witch doctor?), Sofia’s fugitive status and how it’s actively ruining her life, and...
Mar 03, 2022•1 hr 1 min
It isn’t sex…it’s the next best thing! Sleep-fucking, scamming, and sexting oh my! We cover A LOT this week, so buckle tf up Sloots. This week Sofia had A LOT to say…per usual. Have you ever woken up next to a male creature before and felt *something* poking you ever so slightly in the bum? Us too…well Sofia had a revelation about that this week which may make you hate your significant other. Sorry. Next, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Simon Leviev aka THE TINDER SWINDLER (PS…PLEASE c...
Feb 24, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Runaway fast as youuuu can…seriously Welcome back Slooties! Not to be a hater of love and all things happy, but this week we focus on some of the perks of Valentine's Day ENDING. Don’t lie, you know you’re happy that shit is over too. Next, Sofia unpacks the wild world that is Keeping up with the Kardashians…and Kanye West. We unpack it from a micro level and discuss how dangerous the behavior we’re seeing truly is. Which leads us gracefully into this week's Sloot University which hones in on th...
Feb 17, 2022•1 hr 3 min
This just in: being canceled is the new blue checkmark! Home is where the heart is, and that’s why Sofia is FINALLY coming at you live from her home base AKA Lola’s house in Utah. Well, for half of the episode at least. Today Sofia is joined by podcasting royalty, Claudia Oshrey of The Morning Toast. Cheers to that! Get? Anyway, together, the two talk about some hard-hitting issues in the world…like how chaotic this season of RHOSLC has been. Get ready for a deep psychoanalysis of ALL of the hou...
Feb 10, 2022•1 hr 2 min
F is for friends who do stuff together U is for U and Me… Welcome back Slootiez. This week we’re keepin’ it short and sweet in preparation for doomsday next week…aka Valentines Day. ANYWAYS - we cover the most important news of the 21st century this week aka Rihanna being pregnant. While we are SO happy for our kween, we’re already manifesting ways to figure out how we can come back in our next lives as her second child. We also go into a serious but necessary Sloot University regarding friendsh...
Feb 03, 2022•37 min
Alexa, play “Yes Sir” by Chief Keef Today Sofia is joined by some ILLUSTRIOUS guests: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein of the Stiff Socks podcast! Much like the raunchy title of their show, things are about to get REALLY dirty around here. Together, the three dive into the many different aspects of a relationship including (but not limited to): finishing inside a girl, dirty talk, and anal play. You know, the important stuff. We also discovered that the new go-to name in bed is “Sir”…Daddy i...
Jan 27, 2022•59 min
There are 3 things that are for certain in this life: death, taxes, and being force-fed information about MGK and Megan Fox. We’re happy to have you back Sloots. We have A LOT to fill you in on. In case you haven’t heard, Sofia is now TikTok’s newest star! Shout out to the NY Post for making this possible. This week Sofia dissects her latest media debacle and how this podcast will soon come to an end due to her newfound fame. Once she snapped back into reality, Sofia then covers the most blood-s...
Jan 20, 2022•1 hr 19 min
I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake…yet Welcome home Slooty Pebbles! It’s a new week and Sofia is BACK from Miami and more specifically, straight out of a stripper’s asshole! No, seriously. This week we dive into A LOT of topics. First, Sofia gives us a rundown of her trip and tells a special story about how a Sloot spotted her out and about and felt it was appropriate to attempt to embarrass her in front of her friends. Next, we dive into the hottest (literally) story of the week regardin...
Jan 13, 2022•59 min
HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS! Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don’t worry, you’re not alone. There is one thing we’re doing a little different in the new year…and that is empowering all the short kings! Seriously this is NOT a joke. If Zendaya can do it, so can you!...
Jan 06, 2022•1 hr 7 min
It’s beginning to look a lot like Slootmas After some much needed TLC, Sofia is BACK from Hawaii and ready to celebrate Slootmas with her favorite people…THE SLOOTS! Today Sofia dives into the painfully stressful topic of in-laws, specifically for those that are lucky enough to have to spend the holidays with them! I know Sloots, it’s REALLY exhausting pretending that your boyfriend's mom's cooking is good and having to make fake conversation for three days but YOU GOT THIS. Mainly because Sofia...
Dec 23, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Coming at you live from…well, the house they live in together! Sofia is joined by her brother, our very own, Lucas Franklyn! Who very recently turned 18 so watch out ladies! Together the two dive DEEP into their family dynamics which seem to be nothing short of a Meet The Fockers movie. Lucas then takes us into the Gen Z world of dating, Snapchat, and how he lied to his parents about losing his virginity…but not in the way you think. Finally, we hear QUITE the story about how a certain Sloot mad...
Dec 09, 2021•58 min
Santa baby, I want a yacht, and really...that's not a lot Do you guys smell that? It's the smell of spilled spiked egg nog because you decided to go through your boyfriend's phone when you guys were supposed to be watching Charlie Brown's Christmas Special! Yes...it's the holidays Sloots. And per usual, with the holidays comes a whole lot of fuckery. Gift giving, more importantly: gift receiving, being forced to go to your Aunt Shirley's house who you hate - all wholesome activities that'll real...
Dec 02, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Let’s play 21 questions? This is a special episode Sloots! There has been an INFLUX of advice needed from you guys so Sofia wanted to take some time to really help you guys out. Even though she needs all the help she can get, but that is NOT the point. What’s the phrase? “Do as I say, not as I do” - pretty sure Shakespeare said that. Anyway, before saving our Sloots, Sofia gives a little update about the current state of her life, and Alex gives a little update about the current state of her vag...
Nov 24, 2021•44 min
TW: Eating disorder thoughts and behaviors FINALLY back in Utah, Sofia gets real this week. LA took a lot out of the Sloot Media team, but we’re back and thriving. For some exciting news, Sofia squirted for the first time in 5 years! A coveted feat that we should all aspire to reach. Next, we get REAL about eating habits, disorders, and some shit that just really needs to be discussed. Life is real, let’s take care of each other Sloots, this is a safe space for ALL. Let’s talk about it, even if ...
Nov 18, 2021•52 min
Breakup with your girlfriend, I’m bored And so are you, so it’s time. There is NOTHING worse than that grey area of KNOWING your relationship has ran its course, but being too much of a pussy to end it so you end up staying WAY too long…and it ultimately ends in disaster. No judgement though Sloots, because we’ve all been there before. That’s why this week Sofia is encouraging you and telling you exactly how to rip the bandaid off. Recording live from LA…still, Sofia recounts her past week in th...
Nov 11, 2021•54 min
Send her back to her boyfriend with a hand print on her…. You KNOW what comes after that. Reporting live from Los Angeles, today Sofia is breaking down the basics of doggy style, getting hit from the back, taking backshots…WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. When you’re face down, ass up, that’s more than likely the way your partner likes to fuck. You may think you know it all…but you truly do not. But besides from a professor at the most elite university in the land, Sofia is ALSO a news anchor, which ...
Nov 04, 2021•1 hr 12 min
One time she punched me in the face…it was awesome And THAT is how your partner is gonna feel about you because this week Sofia is teaching you ALL about how to reclaim your power in a relationship! Boyfriend taking you for granted? Did you catch him looking at the girls on his Instagram timeline just a LITTLE too long before scrolling? Don’t worry, Sofia’s got you. After today’s Sloot University seminar you will have ALL the tips and tricks that will have him eating right out of your hands…and ...
Oct 28, 2021•1 hr 1 min
A perfect town comes with a terrifying price. From C13Features comes Treat, a podcast movie starring Kiernan Shipka as Allie West, an unpopular teenager who is dealing with issues beyond her years while struggling to fit in with her seemingly perfect small town. But, on one Halloween night, everything changes, and she discovers that her town’s idyllic image comes at a deadly cost. As she learns about the mysterious Piper’s powerful hold on the town, she, along with her younger brother, realize t...
Oct 26, 2021•3 min
COSTUME DO'S AND DONT'S... talking to you VS Angel Halloween is a special time of year, right? You get to unleash your inner Sloot and fully indulge in all the tricks and treats…if you know what I mean. Luckily for you guys, Sofia is back with a VERY special Sloot University that spills ALL of the do’s and dont’s to ensure that you have your Slootiest and spookiest halloween yet. Coincidentally, Sofia just found out about a NEW morning after pill called Ella that allegedly blows Plan B out the w...
Oct 21, 2021•57 min
IT’S YO BIRTHDAY SO I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIIIIDE OUT HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO SOFIA WITH AN F! AKA your girl’s favorite podcast and your mother’s worst nightmare (unless she’s a Sloot too). This is a BIG one. Sofia has returned back from her world tour without getting jailed, although she was dangerously close to a public indecency arrest in Tulum. Just Sofia things. Next, we have a VERY informative Sloot University seminar on one of everyone’s favorite past times: EATING PUSSY. Carpet munching, fell...
Oct 14, 2021•50 min
Mile high club? Sofia has entered the NO FLY CLUB Seriously. Sofia is back (we’re just as surprised as you are) but this time with more baggage to add to her already concerning past! Not only has she been denied global entry TWICE, she is now on the no fly list! The appeal is still pending, prayers are welcomed. Sofia tells an exhilarating story about a Karen that she encountered on her flight to NYC and how an emergency landing was almost needed. As if that wasn’t enough, once Sofia finally (ba...
Oct 07, 2021•59 min
Seduction is about power and manipulation as much as it is about romance How GOOD is your sexy voice? You may want to start practicing. Kidding, but not really. This week Sofia is joined by the illustrious Robert Greene, the author of infamous books such as The 48 Laws of Power and The Art of Seduction. Robert is a SIX time international bestseller, but OF COURSE, he made time for the Sloots in his busy schedule. I mean, duh? Together the VERY unsuspecting duo dives deep into the importance of t...
Sep 30, 2021•46 min
