SOCCER P.M

Just a couple of unemployed bums talking about the English Premier League. No knowledge, No fans, No Future... Yes, I know it sounds like Arsenal, but we really are Not that good. Don't bother listening, unless you are desperate, stupid, or have the lowest standards on Earth.

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Episodes

EP011 - The GOATs of 2021

Scotty, Viv and Henry review the best players of the season thus far, and try to put together the greatest team in Premier League History. Consuming Magic Mushrooms for an hour long special episode, this will surely give you a proper Xmas Cheer!

Dec 21, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 11

EP010 - NO UNITED TALK!!!

We will NOT talk about Manchester United!! AT ALL!!!............ for 28Mins ;)

Dec 07, 2021•33 min•Season 1Ep. 10

EP009 - Ragnarock

Who is this new German Professor? Why does Scott think Werner is the GOAT Striker in EPL? Why does Viv hate Ronaldo? All will be revealed (with much more United talk lolz) on this episode. :)

Nov 29, 2021•33 min•Season 1Ep. 9

EP008 - Scholes vs Lamps

England for World Cup glory, Stevie G to make a big impact and who is the best Midfielder in Prem History? All of this covered by 3 dropkick wannabe pundits. Enjoy!

Nov 16, 2021•39 min•Season 1Ep. 8

EP007 - Manager-Go-Round

Newcaste, Spurs and Aston Vanilla have parted ways with their gaffer's. Who is coming in to replace them, and does Scotty's dog have a future in broadcasting? You be the Judge. ;)

Nov 09, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 7

EP006 - RND09 - Ta Ra Ole!

United's performance have left Viv and Harry in tears. Scotty laughs at Chelsea only scoring 7 and then calls Kante an African! What a stoner!!

Oct 26, 2021•39 min•Season 1Ep. 6

EP005 - RND08 - GEORDIE-ARABIA

Newcastle have been purchased by Harry's cousins. This means the Toon have a better chance of nabbing a new manager soon - and they'll probably win the league well before the red Manc's.

Oct 19, 2021•35 min•Season 1Ep. 5

EP004 - RND07 - Mo of that please!

The Lads to talk a whole heap of shit from the week that brough us Champo's and Premmy. Oh and what a game by Livo and Chity!?!!

Oct 05, 2021•29 min•Season 1Ep. 4

EP003 - RND06 - It's getting Old Trafford.

Harry, Scott and Viv look over the previous round. We talk about how weak United are, how strong Arsenal have become (yes this is not a typo) and how Harry claims to be the only Lebo to confess "I'm the best FIFA player cuz, come at me!"

Sep 28, 2021•31 min•Season 1Ep. 3

EP002 - RND05 - Blues and the Bee's!

Brentford are the EPL's Real deal! Chelsea finally have someone to challenge them this season. See what Scott, Harry and Viv have to say about Match-Week 05 of the Premier League, and the openning week of the Mighty European Cup (Champo's League aye). #SoccerPM

Sep 21, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 2

EP001 - RND04 - The 2nd Cuming

Harry, Scott and Chengy kick off the first episode of Soccer P.M. Covering the massive action during Match-Week 04 of the Premier League, and the return of a certain savior to many faiths around the world. #SoccerPM #VivaRonaldo #EPL

Sep 15, 2021•30 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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