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Introducing: Soccer Moms

Mar 31, 20262 min
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Episode description

Welcome to the SOCCER MOMS podcast—an improvised comedy centered around true friendship and the absurd world of youth sports. Recorded from a minivan. Obviously.

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Transcript

Speaker 1

Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast presents Soccer Moms.

Speaker 2

So I'm Leanne. This is my best friend Janet, and we have been joined at the hips since high school.

Speaker 3

Absolutely now a redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip, just a.

Speaker 1

Little bit bigger, hips wider. A completely improvised comedy.

Speaker 2

This is a podcast.

Speaker 4

We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda honysty.

Speaker 1

With all the snacks and drink sidebar.

Speaker 2

Why did you get hard Seltzer instead of beer?

Speaker 1

They hit a bogo. Well, then you go with weekly guest stars from the world of entertainment and sports.

Speaker 2

What are y'all doing microphones? Are you making a rap album? I would I would buy it.

Speaker 5

And he just cuts through like a hot knife through sponge cake.

Speaker 2

That sounds delicious, honestly.

Speaker 5

Oh, you're lucky.

Speaker 6

I'm not a drug addict, You're not an alcoholic.

Speaker 7

You're lucky.

Speaker 6

I'm not a killer.

Speaker 7

Micky.

Speaker 2

Where you got drivers the airport shuttle?

Speaker 4

Oh?

Speaker 2

I love you Mom, I love you.

Speaker 8

Joe.

Speaker 2

My ear got bitten by a polar bear.

Speaker 8

I jumped in the polar bear when I was eight years old.

Speaker 1

I thought it was cute. I wanted to hug it.

Speaker 4

I didn't know any better.

Speaker 5

I'm not smart, but.

Speaker 2

Hey are many types of intelligence.

Speaker 6

I love this team, and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on.

Speaker 7

Oh, he seems like a good coach.

Speaker 8

I do think he is a good role model. I do think he might have killed his wife.

Speaker 1

Listen to Soccer Moms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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