Soberless Thoughts

Michael Odenbeck•www.soberlessthoughts.com

Do you enjoy barstool stories infused with drunken mindless conjecture that is equally hilarious and offensive? Are you thirsty for stunningly prodigious advice? Have you ever had random flashes on insanity while completely wasted on peppermint schnapps? Do you long late at night for the sound of two men whispering elegant adulations into your ear holes? If you’ve answered “YES” to one or more of those questions then this podcast is for YOU!

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Episodes

How To Survive: Djinn

Brothers... Alex and Mike hammer down on a couple of original creations that Alex invented called a Tropical Genie while learning the tricks and trades of surviving a Djinn encounter. Song Credit: "Rain in the Valley" by The Steel Wheels

Oct 23, 2020•1 hr 6 min

How To Survive: Witches

Alex and Mike... now officially brothers, drink a homemade alcoholic potion Alex calls "The Witch's Broom". We're surviving witches, probably not. Song Credit: "Wishful Drinking" by Tessa Violet

Oct 16, 2020•1 hr 21 min

How To Survive: Leprechauns

Jovial drunks Alex & Mike bumble their way into safety from the Leprechauns. Let's just all agree to let them keep their gold ok!? Song Credit: "Bottom of the River" by Delta Rae

Oct 09, 2020•1 hr 15 min

How To Survive: Black Widows

On the cusp of Mike's marriage, what better way to prepare for a life time of devoted faithfulness than learning how to survive the deadly murderous wife. Song Credit: "Devil's Dance Floor" by Flogging Molly

Oct 02, 2020•1 hr 11 min

Hobos and the Tramp

Alex and Mike train themselves in the hieroglyphical art of Hobos and Tramps while savoring a West Sixth Oktoberfest. Danke Chain! Song Credit: "Sally Bangs" by J. Roddy Walston & The Business

Sep 25, 2020•1 hr 18 min

The Flatologist Flask

Alex and Mike drink a couple Whipped Pineapple Stings while spouting around about gastrula excretion. Song Credit: "I Was Drunk" by Royal Bliss

Sep 18, 2020•1 hr 9 min

Giants Exist!

Alex and Mike enjoy the amazingness that is Samuel Adams Octoberfest while exploring the majestic and mythical giant. Song Credit: "Just Because I'm Drunk" by Jackyl

Sep 11, 2020•1 hr 6 min

Drunkards In History III

Robert Johnson & Andre The Giant are the topics of this week's episode, our third installment of Drunkards In History. Song Credit: "I Killed Robert Johnson" by The Stone Foxes

Sep 04, 2020•1 hr 18 min

Reincarnate My Beer

Yuengling is the beverage of choice while we tip our toes into the steamy dark water that is reincarnation. Song Credit: "Dark Side" by Eric Church

Aug 21, 2020•1 hr 23 min

Alien Golden Corn

Alex and Mike discover why aliens really came to Earth while Mike enjoys a Mike's Harder Cranberry and Alex suffers from a wasp sting. Song Credit: "Don't Give Up" by Noisettes

Aug 14, 2020•1 hr 11 min

Truth is a Motherf*cker

Alex and Mike drink Rhinegeist Truth and honestly talk about who they'd like to sit down and drink with. Song Credit: Eels - "It's A Motherfucker"

Aug 07, 2020•1 hr 11 min

Fingerprints On God's Decanter

Alex and Mike hammer down ten to twelve Hoegaarden's while suffering through the description of Graham Hancock's massive novel "Fingerprints of the God's".

Aug 01, 2020•1 hr 50 min

Grand Liquorcy

Alex and Mike enjoy a couple of Bourbon and Cokes and discuss some of Alex's favorite Casino robberies.

Jul 24, 2020•1 hr 44 min

Hard Cider Cinema Reviews part two

Alex and Mike review the cult classic from 1979 "When A Stranger Calls" for your listening pleasure!

Jul 17, 2020•33 min

Hard Cider Cinema Reviews part one

Welcome to HARD CIDER CINEMA REVIEWS... Alex and Mike try their best to give an honest review of the movie The Man Who Killed Hitler and then Bigfoot. All while drinking several Angry Orchards. At some point Gary gets involved and goes on one of his tirades.

Jul 10, 2020•56 min

State of the Union

Alex and Mike finally conquer The Axes of Evil then give their respective State of the Union addresses for the US Nation.

Jul 03, 2020•1 hr 57 min

Dark Tourism

Alex and Mike hammer down a pitcher full of Pina Coladas while brewing over the world's most visited Dark Tourism destinations.

Jun 26, 2020•1 hr 16 min

Bad Laws

Alex and Mike drink Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout and discuss weird laws, then get side tracked self reflecting about relationships.

Jun 19, 2020•1 hr 5 min

Gary's Favorite Moments

Gary takes a look back at the past year of episodes and lets us know which moments were his favorite. Enjoy!

Jun 12, 2020•2 hr 3 min

Sober Shakes

Alex and Mike try to sober up for one night to celebrate one year of podcasting with special guest Jack O and a variety of milk shakes and random questions about life.

Jun 05, 2020•1 hr 25 min

Area 51 ... Power Hour

Alex and Mike take episode 51 on an epic journey from Las Vegas all the way out to Area 51, maybe to see a black mailbox that might not even be black. All this while doing their first (and last) power hour. 1 full can of bud light every ten minutes for a full hour while also enjoying a very tasty APA called Space Station Middle Finger.

May 29, 2020•1 hr 9 min

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