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A fun, feminist, read through of JRR Tolkien’s work.

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Episode 44: KnoBob

This week we discuss Chapter 9, At the Sign of the Prancing Pony. Characters Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin – our four hobbits of the Shire. Harry, a (the?) gatekeeper Barliman Butterbut – a Bree man, the proprietor of the Prancing Pony Nob – a hobbit, works for Barliman Strider – a ranger – is […]

Jan 16, 201930 min

Episode 43: Tom Bombadil’s Yelp

Join Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy as they read Chapter 8 of the Fellowship of the Ring, Fog on the Barrow Downs. Characters Frodo Baggins Samwise Gamgee Merry Brandybuck Pippin Took Tom Bombadil Goldberry THE HAND Locations This chapters takes place within the Barrow Downs on the border of the Shire and the Old Forest. In […]

Jan 08, 201944 min

Episode 42: Tom Bombadil is Waiting

Join Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy as they read Chapter 7 of the Fellowship of the Ring, In the House of Tom Bombadil. Characters Frodo Baggins Samwise Gamgee Merry Brandybuck Pippin Took Tom Bombadil Goldberry Locations This chapters takes place solely within the house of Tom Bombadil, which is within the Old Forest. Tom Bomdadil Theories […]

Dec 11, 201845 min

Episode 41: Slutty Willow Tree

Join Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy as they read Chapter 6 of the Fellowship of the Ring, The Old Forest. Characters Frodo Baggins Samwise Gamgee Merry Brandybuck Pippin Took Fatty Bolger Old Man Willow Tom Bombadil Goldberry Locations This chapters takes place solely within the Old Forest, on the borders of the Shire. Intro/outro music: The […]

Dec 06, 201824 min

Episode 40: Arts and Crafty Hobbits

Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Chapter 5 of the Fellowship of the Ring, “A Conspiracy Unmasked.” Characters Frodo Baggins Samwise Gamgee Merry Brandybuck Pippin Took Fatty Bolger Mysterious Black Rider The Hobbits are still in the Shire for this episode but they cross the river into the expanded territory of the Brandybucks and finally arrive […]

Nov 28, 201826 min

Drunk Tolkien Episode 2: The (Animated) Hobbit

Join Caitlin and Rachel and Emmy for a watch-along, commentary style of episode of the 1977 animated Hobbit movie. Really though, this will make zero sense if you’re not watching along. Intro/outro music: The Forest and the Trees Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Nov 24, 20181 hr 23 min

Episode 39: *Insert Nazgul Noise*

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy, discuss Chapter Four of Fellowship of the Ring, A Shortcut to Mushrooms Characters Frodo – our hero, happy to walk through the wilds of the Shire Sam – not quite as happy to walk through the wilds, but happy to follow Frodo Pippin – sad to miss the best […]

Nov 12, 201832 min

Episode 38: Quenglish

On this week’s episode we discuss chapter 3 of The Fellowship of the Ring, Three’s Company, and discuss the complete wack fact that Frodo speaks Quenya. Characters Frodo Baggins – a hobbit who has recently sold his home. Gandalf – a wizard, who abandons his boy. Samwise Gamgee – Frodo’s gardener. What will he do […]

Nov 07, 201851 min

Episode 37: Don’t Abuse the Doom

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Chapter 2 of The Fellowship of the Ring, The Shadow of the Past. Characters: Frodo Baggins Gandalf Meriadoc Brandybuck Peregrin Took Samwise Gamgee Ted Sandyman THE RING Characters in the Past Sauron – evil dude. Previously, Morgoth’s grounded son. Gil-Galad – last king of the Noldor Elendil – […]

Oct 30, 201840 min

Episode 36: Secret Pizza, Safe Pizza

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss chapter one of The Fellowship of the Ring, a Long Expected Party. Characters Bilbo Baggins – a well off Hobbit that some may remember from previous adventures Gandalf the Grey – a wizard that some may remember from previous adventures Frodo Baggins – a young Hobbit, Bilbo’s nephew […]

Oct 26, 201828 min

Episode 35: Frodo is the Best

Join Caitlin and Rachel and Emily as we do a quick intro discussion before starting Fellowship of the Ring. When did we last read these? How bad are the movies and the books jumbled in our brains? What are we looking forward to about reading these? Apologies that we don’t have our Hobbit drunk […]

Oct 17, 201830 min

Episode 34: Behold, this is the Battle of Five Armies!

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emily discuss the final three chapters of the The Hobbit. Characters – The Clouds Burst and the Return Journey Bilbo – A Hobbit. Better than everyone. Gandalf – Our favourite wizard Bard – Dragonslayer, descendant of Girion. The Elvenking – Leader of the Mirkwood Elves. The Arkenstone – it’s basically […]

Oct 01, 201853 min

Episode 33: Son of Crack!

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emily discuss Chapters 15 and 16 of the Hobbit. “The Gathering of the Clouds” and “A Thief in the Night.” Characters Bilbo – Who is better than everyone in this book. Thrush – A returning bird. Carc and Roac – New birds! Ravens! Bard – Dragonslayer, descendant of Girion. The […]

Sep 21, 201834 min

Episode 32: Alexa, Play Into the West

This week, we discuss Chapters 13 and 14 of the Hobbit, “Not at Home,” and “Fire and Water.” Chapter 13 Characters Bilbo Cowardly Dwarves The Arkenstone Chapter 14 Characters Bard – A grim voiced fellow. Descendant of Girion, Lord of Dale. The Master of Laketown The Citizens of Laketown The Elven King Smaug – for […]

Sep 12, 201853 min

Episode 31: Azog Dies and Everyone Lives Happily Ever After

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emily discuss the third Hobbit movie, the Battle of Five Armies. Too much Alfrid why does everyone trust him? Lots of poor battle planning Why is Legolas in this movie? No one likes a Sackville-Baggins. Get in touch and join our conversation twitter @toreadtolkien email youwanttoreadtolkien@gmail.com Intro/outro music: The Forest […]

Sep 05, 20181 hr 2 min

Episode 30: The Ponies Will Get Their Revenge

This week Caitlin, Rachel and Emmy discuss Chapter 11 and 12 of the Hobbit, “On the Doorstep” and “Inside Information.” Characters Our regular cast is joined this week by everyone’s favourite Dragon! The Party gets some new pony friends…which very quickly go the same way as the previous ponies. A listener sent in another riddle, […]

Aug 29, 201855 min

Episode 29: Something to Look Forward To

This week we discuss Chapters Nine and Ten, Barrels Out of Bond and A Warm Welcome. Characters Bilbo Dwarves Butler Elf Raft-Elves Master of Laketown Barrels. A whoooole lot of Barrels The dwarves are imprisoned in the Elf Kingdom! And then they’re not! Good Ol’ Bilbo. Get in touch and join our conversation twitter @toreadtolkien […]

Aug 21, 201834 min

Episode 28: Goth Elves

Join Caitlin, Rachel, and Emily as they discuss Chapter VII of the Hobbit, Flies and Spiders. Characters Bilbo – Our heroic hero The Dwarves – there’s a lot of them. Spiders – they are large, and creepy and we do not like them The Elf King – he’s a bit of a dick. Here […]

Aug 14, 201839 min

Episode 27: So, You Want to Read NOT Tolkien?

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emily discuss chapter eight of the Hobbit, Queer Lodgings. We didn’t learn from previous times we only did one chapter. This episode is super short And we talk about other books for about half of it We will never fail you again. Hope you wanted some non-Tolkien book recs! […]

Aug 08, 201833 min

Episode 26: Woooooo, High as Balls

In this episode Caitlin, Rachel and Emily discuss the second Hobbit movie, The Desolation of Smaug. And by discuss, I mean tear to pieces. No really. Get in touch and join our conversation twitter @toreadtolkien email youwanttoreadtolkien@gmail.com Intro/outro music: The Forest and the Trees Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License […]

Aug 02, 20181 hr 8 min

Episode 25: The Hobbit…but with Guns

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emily discuss Chapters 5 and 6 of The Hobbit. Riddles in the Dark and Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire. Characters Bilbo – Hobbit. Burglar. Reaches a turning point in his career in this one. Gandalf – Very important wizard who sometimes has ulterior motives. Dwarves. – 13 […]

Jul 29, 201846 min

Episode 24: German Bedtime Stories

This week Caitlin and Rachel and Emmy discuss chapters 3 and 4 of the Hobbit; “A Short Rest” and “Over Hill and Under Hill.” Characters As a twist in these chapters, there’s thirteen dwarves, a wizard and a hobbit. Elrond – Son of Earendil, Founder of Rivendell. The Great Goblin – Leader of the Goblins […]

Jul 16, 201841 min

Episode 23: Carve it Into My Bones

This week Caitlin, Rachel and Emmy discuss Chapter 2 of the Hobbit, Roast Mutton. And, obviously, the banking habits of Trolls comes up. Characters: Gandalf – A wizard. Also a Maia known in the Silmarillion as Olorin or Mithrandir. Bilbo Baggins – a rich hobbit of the Shire. Thorin Oakenshield – An important Dwarf from […]

Jul 09, 201827 min

Episode 22: Going on a Dragon Hunt

This week Caitlin, Rachel and Emmy discuss Chapter One of The Hobbit, An Unexpected Party. Characters: Gandalf – A wizard. Also a Maia known in the Silmarillion as Olorin or Mithrandir. Bilbo Baggins – a rich hobbit of the Shire. Thorin Oakenshield – An important Dwarf from the company. Fili and Kili – The youngest […]

Jul 04, 201852 min

Episode 21: Keanu’s Apprentice

Join Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy this week as we discuss the first Hobbit movie, An Unexpected Journey! Why is this movie so…not good? Did we enjoy anything? Thorin’s Wondrous Hair Thorin’s Smoulder Thorin. Get in touch and join our conversation twitter @toreadtolkien email youwanttoreadtolkien@gmail.com Intro/outro music: The Forest and the Trees Kevin MacLeod […]

Jun 19, 201843 min

Drunk Tolkien Episode 1: The Silmarillion

Welcome to our first episode of Drunk Tolkien! This week drunkenly recap the Silmarillion and have no idea what anyone’s name is. Achaidh Cheide – Celtic by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100340 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Jun 11, 20181 hr 10 min

Episode 20: Minas…..whatever

Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy discuss Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age, the final chapter in the Silmarillion. Caitlin gets confused about geography and trees Rings! Nazgul! Wizards! Caitlin is confused again. The Silmarillion comes to a close. Get in touch and join our conversation twitter @toreadtolkien email youwanttoreadtolkien@gmail.com Intro/outro music: The Forest […]

Jun 04, 201844 min

Episode 19: The Family Tree of Trees

Join Caitlin, Rachel, and Emmy for this week’s discussion of the Akallabêth. Characters: Not all of them, as they aren’t all important, but here’s some of the main players Morgoth/Melkor: has been banished to the void. Sauron: was grounded by daddy so built an evil empire in Mordor Edain: the “good” men, leading to the Dúnedain […]

May 30, 201841 min

Episode 18: Frickity Frack

This week Caitlin, Rachel, and Emily discuss the final chapter in the Quenta Silmarillion. Characters: Eärendil – son of Idril and Tuor, ruled Sirion and married Elwing Elwing – daughter of Dior, Earendil’s wife, currently holding the silmaril at the start of this chapter Elrond – their son Elros – their other, less famous son […]

May 23, 201846 min

Episode 17: The Answer is Always Doom

Join Caitlin, Rachel and Emily this week to discuss The Silmarillion, Chapter 23 “Of Tuor and the Fall of Gondolin.” Characters Tuor – son of Huor, therefore nephew of Húrin and cousin to Túrin, born immediately after the battle of unnumbered tears. Ulmo – vala of the oceans, only one who hasn’t abandoned Middle Earth. […]

May 14, 201838 min
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