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giving him the ultimatum 😳 did he cross a line?!

Jul 10, 20251 hr 7 minSeason 7Ep. 7
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Summary

Seb and Dion recap their week with humorous personal confessions, dive into music with reviews of Lorde's new album and Kesha's latest, and critique art critics. They offer a detailed, spirited review of the new Jurassic Park movie, express disappointment with Megan 2, and discuss the dangers of AI and climate change. The episode also features a deep dive into the Queer Ultimatum reality show, analyzing key relationships and character arcs, alongside offering advice to listeners on body image comments and an unusual AI sexting addiction.

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Welcome, Bolognese, and Boundaries

Maybe it's just a breakdown. What is up guys and welcome back to So Rude that was me because we ate some spaghetti bolognese yesterday and he'd had it has been pouring down yeah we might as well get into it honestly Because, well, we usually say what we're drinking, but I'm drinking water instead of having a coffee. I'm drinking a latte. Which gets right into what I was about to say, because we all know what happens when you have a coffee.

And like Seb said, we all know what happens when you have his signature Bolognese. Well, let me tell you, this is too much information for everyone involved, but that's what we're here. To do on Saru. To do. That's what we do on Saru. That's what we're here to do. We don't hold back. I almost broke a relationship boundary with you today. Why? I almost called upon a few to come and look at what I had left in the toilet.

see that happens all the time and i feel like what do you mean where is the line like you want to show me yeah like why because i have a specific reason i wanted to show you oh well because sometimes you go to the bathroom and things look like very interesting and you're like

I feel like I need to share this moment. Okay, yeah. We can keep that to ourselves. But it's like, yeah, where is the line? I think that's a line. Why did you want to show me? I didn't because, again, it's a line for me. I don't think I need to be showing people that. kind of nonsense but i really almost did because it was basically the length of like my arm or like from here to like here to here

That's not okay. It was the longest. You know how when it's that long, you think it would break in two? Yeah, it didn't. Fully intact. Your spaghetti bolognese is no joke. See? It's binding. You know, like an egg in an omelet? We're complete opposites. Why? In that sense. Oh, are you bunny droppings? Like, because after my bolognese... Y'all, sorry. This is so rude. That's fine. People are here for the real shit. After this bolognese, an hour later, I ran to the bathroom.

And I used the bathroom. But that wouldn't have been from that because your digestive system takes... Like, I was surprised it was happening to me today because it was yesterday. I thought it takes three days for red meat to process. Guess not. See, no, for me, I think every time I have red meat, it's like immediately. It must be because I know what happened today was the red meat. And like mine looked like as if I didn't chew anything.

oh that's scary like it was like you know how corn it looked like ground beef yeah really literally i was like like i could literally see like the chopped onions really yeah i'm like i don't know if that's okay or not

so if there's any doctors maybe it's giving your bodies like because we were vegan for six years or whatever what is that yeah like it's so focused on breaking down the red meat because i know my body doesn't like red meat now that i've gotten back into it so i kind of like just don't

fuck with the red meat you maybe yeah maybe your body's like um we're working overtime processing this red meat so you're getting no veggies we're just tossing that shit out but yeah hopefully i still got the protein though Hopefully it wasn't a tapeworm. And it was... Oh, don't say that. Because it was long. I'm kidding. It was... No, Dion, you wouldn't know if it was. I know. So rude. So rude. If you can't tell, we're...

Seb's EP and Music Production

A little stir crazy this week because we've been sitting in the studio a lot. I know I always say that, but... Well, because we always do. Well, yeah, Dion's always sitting in the studio. Working. Yeah, getting better. But Seb's EP is almost done. Yes, the vocals. We did the final vocals two days ago. We did. We did.

Now we might have to do some ad-libs or something, but I don't think so. I don't know. I'm going to be working on it a lot today after this, and it's going great. You absolutely slayed it. You should be so proud. Thank you. If you guys are going to love, yeah. Love you guys so much and all your support with the music stuff. And there's just so much cool, exciting music to come. So keep your ears ready. Thank you. And we have been getting fed with such good music lately. So it's only...

Appropriate. Yeah, appropriate that we share some music back. Very that. Very that. Seb surprised me last night. You're the cutest. You come up to me and Seb's like, I have a surprise for you. Do you want me to tell you? Do you want me to wait? And I'm like, did you find the Marina CD vinyl? You're like, how'd you know? How did you find it? I haven't ordered it yet because we're going to go.

12 plays downtown where there said Urban Outfitters and I think we have it there so we can check like in the store buy it I'm like how'd you find it you're like I went to urbanoutfitters.com yeah cause I was like oh they only said Urban Outfitters in one location I was like

I don't think so. I just saw one TikTok and the guy was like, I got the... addition that you can only get from Urban Outfitters and you know in my head I assume only one store in America in the whole world in Texas like I don't know where my brain goes but Yeah, we've been huddled in the studio finishing the EP, and I'm very excited for you guys to hear it. It's fully written by Seb and composed by me. But you kind of like...

I produced, composed, but I didn't write the lyrics. No, but you helped me edit some lyrics, so that's also writing credits. Well, yes. I am a musician. Well, some lyrics that you didn't like that much still made the cut. We'll talk about that when that was out. That's what I'm here to do. I'm here as a producer.

you know mix artists to facilitate the process for you right and you're such a good producer like the way that i saw the improvement just like from the first song we made together to like where you're at right now it's like impressive the growth you've done and then like from your debut album to now crazy yeah it's really cool being in there with you and like

i'm gonna cry when i say like my mantra like i am happy healthy safe or whatever i start i start with i'm happy and like i like to smile while i say that line and think of something that makes me happy and what i've been doing since this happened is i've just been when i say i'm happy i picture you looking over me and smiling in the studio because there was just like a little moment that that happened while we were making one of the songs this last two weeks in

I just saw how happy you were and it made me happy. Oh, I love you. You're the best. If you're listening to this podcast and you love it, please give us five stars wherever you listen to pods and check us out on patreon.com slash sebastian which is where you can get the full podcast episodes and other perks like signed pictures from us behind the scenes content mukbang eating wendy oh the other day it was amazing

actually i forgot but we ate it the other time yeah it was uh always a good time over on patreon and we don't really um have too much sponsors on the pod for you it's more of a passion project that we love to just share with you guys so your support over on patreon definitely does help us out

Lorde's Album and Art Criticism

And thank you. So moving right along, Lorde's album is fiercely swerving the charts. Oh, it is. That's iconic. Well, I don't know about the charts, but I know in my heart, it's charting. Yeah. What's your favorite song on the album? Oh my God. My current favorite shapeshifter. Because I'm an actress. That's putting it on for. Yeah. That's been my daughter. Oh.

Everywhere I go, I'm always running to you. Girl, that's a bop. That's my top three. My top three is Favorite Daughter, Broken Glass, and Hammer. Oh, I have to listen to Hammer. I honestly haven't listened to it that much. Yeah, because when you first heard it, you were like, she really likes percussion. I was like, oh shit.

Well, I really do. I remember liking Shapeshifter. What's that one? Shapeshifter is really good. I'm such a fake fan because I've listened to the album once because I've been busy making music, but I fucking love it. Shapeshifter is...

I've been the ice, I've been the flame. I've been the... So good. So basically, yeah. Because I'm in the studio so much right now, I have to like... protect my ears like afterwards sometimes that will be like let's watch tv and i'm straight up like i'm actually not down right now he has at a level one yeah i'm like maybe just enjoy a show by yourself i'm gonna go upstairs because i can't hear things right now um which my favorite thing in life is music right yeah

So it is a bit, since I've been producing more intensely for the last two years, it has been sad how little I've been able to enjoy music. So giving myself a bit of time recently to enjoy Marina and Lord has been lovely. because it really was like a year and a half where I just wasn't on my Spotify playlist and my Spotify rap was like my top song was the most random song because I was never on it and I was like wow I'm so like in touch with the music I'm making that I'm

I literally don't have the time to enjoy music, and finding that balance is important for me. Yeah. Because my ears can only listen to so much, but... I get inspired by music. Yeah. So I can't make music. They need to make like headphones that protect your ears. Is there such thing? No. Unfortunately, you have to listen to music at low volumes and not.

for long periods of time. So if I, like I said at the gym, I try to like, I've tried to lower mine because I was like, I don't want to be deaf. So I put my headphones on. I put my headphones on. And the volume is like low. but so like so i listen to it like 30 minutes at the cardio right and then i normally stop it or i put like a podcast that's more talking okay yeah is that good doctor i'm like no not really like so

Because when I say like training your ears professionally, like a producer has trained ears so they can like hear the things they need to, the nuances to make a song. Correct? Correct. Are you with me? Yeah. So with that. you're kind of always whether you're on like a big speaker a headphone or whatever you're switching between in the studio you because most producers have a bigger studio with like more speakers i want to get another pair so bad but um

you're kind of like trying to hear the music at the lowest possible volume until you can't hear it. So like, that's why I drive you crazy with the TV now. Cause I'm trying to do the same thing. Like how low can it go? More like one time we were in the studio producing a song for me.

and you're asking me things you're like which one do you like more this one or this one but the volume is like minus one yeah i'm like girl i can't listen i'm like use a side bitch because i can't hear shit right but it's like not only are you doing yeah not only are you doing that to train your ears protect your ears but also it's a part of the art because

When you listen at a high volume, loudness bias tricks you into thinking what you're listening to sounds better than it does. So true, because I'll always be like, I'll play a song and I'm like, okay, how loud is my song compared to this one? Okay, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want the song to feel like the speakers are breaking, which will happen if you're listening to everything really loud while you produce. It's so cool.

Yeah, it's such a science. And I taught myself, oh, that motherfucker. So go stream My Hands Are For Holding You and add it to your playlist. I love you guys. From Lorde's album. So favorite daughter. Broken Glass is fire. I loved Broken Glass, because at first I heard Broken Glass, I was like, oh my god, that's iconic. And then I read the lyrics. Yeah, the layers are incredible. It's kind of like about, I thought it was about body image, no? Like how she struggles with it.

I love it because it's like, you can interpret that however you need to. Like it's healing you. Cause she's like, rot teeth. so many things I was like oh my god shit broken kaleidoscopes bitch she did that shit and then favorite daughter is just iconic for anyone that's been a daughter or a son I feel like it's like

Every kid is always trying to get, like, their parents' approval for everything. So it just, like, hits hard. You're like, I'm always running to you. Yeah, because it's like you have to. grow up and leave blah blah blah but there's always those relationships in your life where like they're always with you and you're always a part of what your whole being is connected to them yeah crazy

And you're like, because whether you like it, like whether you want to or not, you're always like, there's this whole pressure society has put on you to like make your parents proud. So it's like so much pressure. You're like, I'm always wanting to be your favorite actress. Yeah, for sure. My advice with that is like, get out of your head and into your body. You don't need to be thinking, what do I have to do to make them proud?

You have to think what you want to make yourself proud. Uh-huh. Exactly. And I think that's what makes them proud. Yeah. I think like I got to a certain point in my adolescence where I just focused. on what i needed for my passions my dreams happiness everything and then through doing that so fiercely i got my parents like saying to me like they're proud of me and If you're just like chasing that and being like, what did they want me to do?

they're not going to be proud of you because like that's all a projection that's all bullshit you need to do what's authentic because we've seen we've all seen the people that are just like living life for their parents it's very very toxic not a cute look but when you live life for you and your parents learn to respect you for that it's like you get to create a new relationship

with them that's stronger because i feel like parents learn when they have a kid they're like well like a lot of times parents learn they're like okay like what i want is just their happiness and their happiness can look like in any way shape or form yeah

So by you living your happiest life, you're making them proud because that's what they want. That's what a parent should want. Exactly. Your parents should want you to be healthy, happy, and making good choices. Their job is to prepare you for the world. But like not to stop you from living your life. So good. And then Hammer is just giving horny bop. And I love it.

oh i need to listen again i really haven't listened to it so she said hammer was about like i think being horny she said or something like that so why haven't you Tied me up and played it yet. I know. She said, when you feel like a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Get it? Yeah, yeah. Love that. No, but the whole song is so good. Like the whole album.

It's like, are you thinking with your brain? Not right now. Hammer time. And then I also streamed Kesha's new album. I had a few bops that I really liked. When did it come out? Today? No, it came out last Friday, I think. Okay. But she was like, I'm really happy because it's the first album I own. Yeah, that's cute. And I got to listen because...

I know that, like, the music video I saw the teaser for on Instagram, that was eating. Yeah, I feel like she's just free, making live, making music. Because, like, I saw this guy. I really, like, I don't dislike him, but I feel like he always has, like... weird takes on music because he wants to be controversial his name is Swiftologist or something like that but he wants to be like a music critique but it's one of those people that are like

This song, this songwriting is so bad, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's like hating on Kesha. He was hating on Kesha, hating on Marina. And I'm like, girl, why do they just want to have fun and make bops? Like, not everything has to be that deep. A thousand percent. Marina said it best. Princess of power. Like I'm over here as an artist. I'm speaking as like them, like doing my thing and with Kesha. And it's great because I do the same thing. Like.

when you make a hundred percent, you own a hundred percent of your work. It's like, fuck it. You're going to be excited about it because that is, that's a crazy, that's a crazy thing to be able to say. Yeah. And so I think people are just big mad that like women are winning. yeah women are winning and artists in general like people I think if you're not like if you don't know how to like consume art yeah enjoy art then you you don't get it yeah because it's so easy to like

take art and like dissect it and be like, if you don't like it and it's not for you, you can be like, okay, it's not for me. But I feel like music critiques that go like critiquers? Critics. Music critics that go like... oh, this is slop. This is slop. This is horrible. It's like, you're not getting the point of art. Because instead of saying, oh, blah, blah, blah, like, this feels fun, or like, this just isn't for me.

when you're degrading art i feel like you're like not getting the point of art i agree not everything has to be deep for one yeah and like yeah you just said it art is like singular like every single creation is different so why were you trying to be like Oh, this is too happy, or this is too much. Oh, Marina's album, Slop. Katy Perry's 143 album is way better, and that one is trash as well. I'm like, girl, your aura is just giving negativity.

Jurassic Park Revival Review

Well. I don't like it. We don't approve. It's not so rude approved. You know what we do approve though? Jurassic World. Jurassic Park. Is it called Jurassic Park? No, I was wondering because I literally didn't know. Is it Jurassic World? I think it's called Jurassic Jonathan Bussey. I was going to say it's Jonathan Bailey Park. The thumbnail is going to be us going.

And then he's going to be there with a dinosaur bod. Oh my God. What a daddy. Mr. Jonathan Bailey and Mrs. Scarlett Johansson. Fucking eight. Dynamic duo. Yeah, really. I want to see them have sex on camera. Sorry, go watch Seb's latest video. You'll understand. We just filmed the video for Seb's channel. But you'll see. Scarlett really JoJo'd it out. Jojo'd it out? Like Jojo Siwa? No, not Jojo Siwa. She Jojo'd it out the way Jojo Siwa wishes she could.

She's got Betty Davis eyes. Betty Davis eyes. No, it was amazing. Like, I am a nerd for Jurassic Park. Same. For the good ones, because the last... Two, I think, were really bad. So you watched the first one? Yeah. Growing up. Love. Okay. Are you kidding? I'm a 90s kid. You are? Are you?

But I just, like, remember, like, the Raptor robotic ones they had back then, and they were, like, running to the doors. Oh, my God. But they were so good. Like, the old Jurassic Parks were, like. So good. So good. You can't beat it. But they brought that energy into this one. Yes. Somehow.

somewhere some magic was a cooking i don't know if one of the producers was on the old ones they had a director connection because like they they were able to do what so many flop tina reboots can't where they go Oh, we really did this bad. We fucked up here. Let's fix it up. Let's fix it. Because it's like, I feel like for, when Jurassic World came out, I really liked it. I don't know if I really liked it just because I had a crush on that guy. What's his name?

Not Chris Pratt. That's disgusting. Ew. Absolutely not. What's that guy from Love, Simon? Love, Simon. From Love, Simon. Michael something. No. Oh, that's Love Victor. I don't remember him being in the movie. Oh, yeah. Okay. Simo? Simo, sure. What's his name? I'm not really seated for Simmel. Like, he's cute, but I'm not seated. Well, at the time. Okay. Fiend. But I think, no, but I really like Jurassic World. Fiend. Fiend? I'm saying fine, but fiend.

The red her girl was like so camp burning her little heels I watched it for her right it was really good but then the second I was her fag hag the second like Jurassic World was like getting fresh being like okay the second Jurassic World I was like no Yeah, second one also was like the cast didn't want to be there. Yeah. And then because they didn't want to be there, somehow whoever funded the movie swindled them into doing like a winter one. Yeah, that one was a...

Blurred. That was a fever dream. Was that one filmed during the pandemic or what was going on? That must have been. And it was also like horrific. It was giving Christmas special. It was. And we watched like 25 minutes and we're like, we gotta go. Was it with Millie Bobby Brown or was it Donkey Kong?

I don't think I'm on the same page. I don't know if Millie was in it. Because I always think that it was Millie Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt. Millie's had some flops with movies as well. Well, she's been occupied with Sherlock Holmes movies. What happened there? I guess the pandemic happened We were the demographic But anyway, it broke what was like the expected bullshit of a Jurassic movie from the last few and made it back to the OG and like with our little queen. Yeah. The grandma.

Or which one? Apolita, see? Yeah, so the little girl. She was everything and more. She has a peculiar face. Like, the way her fat. Well, I think it was like, because you turn to me and say this. You're like, Seb goes, he turns to me and goes, so she's kind of giving like... peculiar phase like little grandma and then I start laughing and then as I see it she has like the most earnest wise acting yeah like she was very good at acting so now i'm just picturing like this

old old lady who's like the best actor like Meryl Streep has been reincarnated into this little lady I think so and I was like wow her eyes you could you were like her eyes have scene lives yeah like lifetimes no I like want to see her in other like movies I remember when we watched Lilo and Stitch I was like this is good but that little girl Grammy Oscar oh you didn't think yeah

I was no I wasn't fully convinced like oh nine out of ten like she was incredible yeah but sometimes it's like okay I just got I just got reminded that she's talking to her to a green screen and and she's not really she's a kid but her with Dolores but now the what? Dolores Dolores? you don't remember Dolores? from Jurassic Park? yeah the one who flew off? Oh, the baby. The baby mocha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so yeah, that was incredible. Yeah. Like, I didn't...

I didn't think she was faking it. Like the connection was stronger than Lilo and Stitch in the movie. It's called Lilo and Stitch. Okay, thank you. You get me. So I feel like put her and Lilo and Stitch. Like, I want to see what this girl's going to do next. I want to see Grandma and Dolores. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God. That's what they're going to do. Right. I feel like they need that. A whole movie with her and the mini Dido? Because it grows older. That would be a box seller hit. We will write it. But. I.

We'll write it just so I can meet her and be like, you are just incredible. I just want to look at her and be like, wisdom. With her expressions and everything, it was like, I don't even know how she made that. She would play wisdom in... what's it called were there in your brain the emotions the emotions and then the older sister she was giving camp as well and she's like oh she gave it her all like was she kind of like

On the nose, maybe a little. Well, I feel like in the beginning, they were all on the nose. Oh, when Scarlet's like, ooh, I can guarantee your safety. Kinda. I'm like, what are we doing here?

because they were all like i think they were like okay we're acting against scarlett johansson and jonathan bailey so we all need to act it up let's see who survives and that's why like even like the the little person in the boat I was like y'all this is too crazy everyone is acting out I need to watch it again it's great it was great and telling I don't know what I was gonna say when that guy died that was shooting the dinosaurs I was like

good because when he started shooting with his gun I was like oh don't tell me this is going to be like one of those storylines where it's like I'm going to kill the dinosaurs and then they kill him and I'm like oh slay iconic Yeah, even like the boyfriend did a good job. Yeah, the boyfriend at first I was like...

I was loving it because, like, the evil guy was cute because he's the guy from, he aged like fine wine. He's the one from Fantastic Four. Then we have Jonathan Bailey. Oh, is he the elastic guy? Yeah, yeah. Really? No, no, no. Evil guy.

Evelini? The villain in Fantastic Four. Evelini? The villain. You don't remember? The metal guy at the metal mask. Well, when I was watching Fantastic Four, I was focusing on something else. Okay, well, he aged like five months. Yeah. Then we had Jonathan Bailey, who I'm like trying to...

see as attractive because that thinks he's so hot so like I'm there I'm seated I'm trying to see it I'm trying to see it for me now after watching now I get it now I get it now I get it like now I want to top him now I want to make never mind Too much. It's very sobered. That's very sobered after hours. Where were we? There's so much to talk about with this movie. Yeah. So, so much. What was your favorite dino?

Oh, I love the long neck one. The long neck with those tails. I thought it was me and you reincarnated. Right. They're hugging with the little tail. No. Oh my God. That was probably us before. Oh, not reincarnated. Prehistoric era. We are. We probably were. Yeah. That's so cute. And then when the meteor came out, came, we grabbed it. Oh, shit. So that's why I went all the way to Mexico. You went all the way to Canada.

Then we had to go get each other. Yeah. No, but I like that. It's so crazy how we're in Canada. We always talk about it, but it's crazy. It's like I was born. this part of the world in england then you're like mexico which is pretty far from england yeah yeah a bit a bit it's a flight it's a flight so and then somehow we met like in the middle yeah we met

in LA, which is kind of the middle. Wow. But no, yeah, I really liked the... like the way they show the dinosaurs too because they were like you know what let's make a camp let's make it like out of the ordinary they weren't afraid I'm at home for like a cool

mutant yeah me too like nature vibes yeah like remember when they had the king kong one with the mutant like spider in the jungle that kind of shit because i hate when it's like a movie like that and then they don't show it what it is i'm like i want to see it oh i loved how they

the last one giving like beluga whale stranger things I thought it was really cool a nice twist and also the start too oh yeah I was gonna say the start having that moment when he's like turn the key yeah he's like three And it was like, can I give you final destination? Yeah. I don't know. I was like, final destination. Yeah. Oh, that's what I was going to say. Like after that scene, cut to Scarlet, they, they eventually started showing like,

You know how we're writers. We have a book. It's called Heartstruck. Go get it. In a book, you're supposed to show, not tell. Or is it tell, not show? Show, not tell. Show, not tell. At the beginning, they were telling. Because like... The fine wine guy from Fantastic Four just walks in. He's like, we need you for this. Yeah. And then she walks away. But it's a big cash. And she's like, how much? Like that was very. At extra zeros. Yeah, that was very basic. But I feel like.

Then when they brought in those other characters and they started acting it up, like you said, like trying to raise the bar, I think then Scarlet and them were like, oh, you guys want to play. You guys want to make this a good movie. Yeah, because in the beginning, well, I feel like in a lot of movies like that. I always take a while to get in when they're like talking like their scientific terms yeah that shit's because it's never convincing

Jonathan did a good job. Yeah. Because he was saying some of the words and like you still get that vibe like oh they really made them do all that. Do you believe him? You kind of did. He did a good job but like I was like. He's also just good at playing like the hot nerd. Yeah. Oh, he's sold. What? I'm like, do you want to get a pair of glasses for tonight? I have a pair of glasses. Do you want to put them on?

Critiquing Megan 2 and AI Warnings

I was entirely in love with Jurassic Park. It really did it for me. And Megan did not. I know, Megan. I was so sad. They lost all the magic. The excitement I had for Megan. But also... Because they took camp. I can't really speak. And they made it commercial. oh yeah it felt like Avengers yeah and I can't really speak that much of Megan too because as soon as I hit that couch that sofa in the movie theater

Vegas was out. 10 minutes in and I was out. Cause I'm not like, I'm not seated for like Megan one. I was, I was there for the moment. I liked it, but I was not seated for Megan too. I was not.

excited I was not like but you seemed kind of excited so I was like okay let's we'll go see it you were excited because you said no I was excited let's go see it tonight and I was like it's at 10pm it's Blumhouse yeah we love blumhouse we love ma hello we are part of blumhouse so i'm obviously cheering on the girls at blumhouse but i think blumhouse you really do need us in the writer's room for ma so you don't holy fuck

so you don't make that scared the shit out of me so you don't make the same mistake again do you need us on the cast And the writing, we are going to be just like helping you guys out because we are really talented, creative individuals. And we also have a vision for these kind of movies. Yeah. So let's say why Megan to.

wasn't successful even though you fell asleep yeah like for I kept waking up like the thing is I never fall asleep during movies but again the beginning of Megan too it was kind of like very like

the technological aspect, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then the little girl being like, robots aren't real I agree I think they had this magic character in the first one and instead of honing in on that story they were like oh we need this other robot and we need this let's change it all up and now she's gonna be taller it was like Okay. The writer's room was full of straight men. They had a lot of ideas. Since this is the second movie in the Megan franchise, if they wanted longevity...

I would have kept Megan looking the same. 100%. Because you don't want to switch it up right away. It was so stupid switching it up because she had the campness and the iconicness to be like a next... Freddy, Jason. Like, it's like, you wanted the same person, the same little girl killing everyone in the beginning. And they made her like, oh, Megan's now coming back to save the day. And I'm like, no.

I want to see Megan rip people apart. Yeah, because Megan won. I want to see her running through the jungle after a little boy. Yeah. Who was a bully. Megan won. Because it was like, oh my God, it's a little doll that is a murderer. They knew what it was. So Megan, too, should have been like the little doll that is a murderer comes back. Kind of like Chucky vibes. Yes. It's so easy. It was gay Chucky. And they made it gay fucky.

because it was like I like the message that they had about like being careful with AI and everything But it's like... Oh, just a little too late. Not for Megan. Yeah, yeah. Also, we needed that message five years ago. I will be genuinely serious, but I'm so tired of all the plots being about AI or AI something because...

i'm so tired of it and we're not getting away from it it's just all consuming like we're seeing every day so rude my so rude of the day that like climate scientists are saying stop using AI and then people are like here's my dog dresses a Chipotle bow as AI would say I'm like girl did you not see the news like climate scientists like being very like hello guys

we have officially gone too far because they had like what 28 climate meetings and didn't reduce the emissions or anything and trump was kind of like the nail in the coffin with the planet So it's like we really do be needing on our witch manifestation grind. I'm trying. And we really do need a transformation, as Marina would say, our queen. We do.

Cause they're, they're saying, uh, I think it's, I don't know what country it is, Finland or something. They're letting their citizens know, um, to start making community like. support like knowing who in your community might be like an elder person who will need help with a flood and stuff and like have they're basically saying like when these things start happening in the next five years because we fucked the planet

You guys won't have first responders. So you guys need to look after yourselves. Girl. That's a wrap. That's a wrap. But we're manifesting that it's a beautiful life and the earth is going to heal itself and teach us a lesson without murdering the good ones. Anyways, back to Megan. It was doing everything and nothing all at once. It lost the magic of the first one, like we said. And honestly, it just, it didn't, it didn't give me horror. It was supposed to have a hint of a horror. Yeah.

Cause I would like, I never fall asleep in movies and I fell asleep in this one and then I would wake up every like so often and like, I was so confused. I was like, and I would look at Dion and he was very into it. So I was like, okay. No, I was not. I was holding my eyes open.

for dear life well yeah that's why i didn't say anything i was like okay i'm just gonna go back to sleep babe i love you so much but you're the one who would get mad at me if i asked to leave a theater if i was over a movie no like like if you're over a movie you know you can tell me and i'll even if i've been

I'll be like we can leave but you if the other way around you wouldn't get mad but you'd be like seriously I want to watch this yeah well yeah if I'm really into the movie and you're like let's go I'll be like yeah but you should have told me because I would have left to leave well

I didn't know you were because I would wake up and be like the reason I just cackled the reason I'm cackling is because you were giving you're ready for Matu you were giving the one who falls asleep on the on the couch And she wakes up. She's like, oh, it's still bad. Oh, my God. The girl that goes, yeah, I'm going back to sleep.

this movie's ass yeah it was so fucking ass and it was a disappointment and especially because they had like the iconic press tour with the dancers right it's like they're ready to give it but there was some miscommunications there Did you see Jonathan Bailey with the dancer and the tall Megan? No. He posed with them. Really bad photos. Super blurry. One of them was not blurry, but the other sides were blurry. And whoever took them needs to be fired. Oh. But.

He was looking like a tall snack of aging fine wine. Add sole drink of hot juice. Anyway, so rude of the day. What's yours? My so rude of the day. is that shit's got bad and devastated. Because it's getting so, so, so rude. I'm straight now. I love marriage and am I having a baby? Is it a new album coming out or do I smoke?

Did you see that? No. It was like three facts. One's true. I have a new song coming out on Friday. I have pregnant and I smoke weed or something like that. She has a new song coming out on Friday. Is it Betty Davis? I don't know why. That's not a new song. No, I know. Don't disgrace. But she has that coming out. I don't know why. We need to get our bestie Vicky on the pod. She would have a couple words to say about that. Okay, I'm sorry.

It pisses me off. Why are you doing a cover of a song if you're not good at singing it? I don't know. And also, who told her? Actually, the entire internet told her she was good at singing. So this is all of your faults. Well, like... What? Because I don't know if she uses autotune at Leos. Do you think she does? Of course. That Betty Davis-Ice clips was no vocal from her. It was all autotune. It was sensed to vocoder like a fucking synth.

mixed in with some fucking gargoyles. Like, there was no JoJo Siwa vocals left to be seen. No JoJo left. Oh my god. But we did get really into Queer Ultimatum. We did, but we're going to pause on that because I still have my So Rude. Oh, that's your So Rude. My other one was Spantanaya, too. That's your... Oh.

Yeah, my other one was spontaneous. Oh, okay. Yeah. Your so rude is being spontaneous? You don't like that? My so rude is I will fix this set by next week for real. That's happened three weeks in a row. Right. I've recently... Oh. My bad. That's not what I was going to say. People who are fully capable of moving quickly and... they like okay so here's the thing i'll see somebody walking really at a fast pace but for some reason when people get to crosswalks

They look at their phone and walk really slow. Yeah, they're like, let me walk slow looking at my phone texting someone. Really slow. And it's like at peak rush hour when there's traffic. And that to me is as big a sin as...

not going immediately when there's an advanced green light. We need to be hitting these times, people. Everyone is on a schedule. Let's not be selfish. If you are able-bodied, move your fucking... body literally it pisses me off like if you're on fucking headphones and walking slow in your own little world bitch so rude

because it's like also more like when you see there's a car coming yeah no it's so you're on a crosswalk mother fuck I run across crosswalks I train every dog I have which I only have one right now To run across streets and crosswalks because you are not supposed to be. They're for cars. They're for fucking cars. I also hate when people are like walking.

And they don't move to the side and they're like, just as if you're going to move. Remember at the beach? Yeah, like if you have a reason to be going slow, that's fine. But if you are just being a fucking dick, it's too much. Dickish. Do you say dickish? Dicklish. That's dicklish. We were at the beach and this guy was walking like straight into us. Oh, fuck off. And they didn't even move and I didn't move because I was like...

He's not moving. And they'll jab you with their shoulder. Fuck off. I'm like, and then he did it again. I'm like, girl. Like some people really just want to fight. Yeah. Yeah. I was giving that. Cause it's like, I didn't, I like, I even moved a little like that, but he was still like this. I'm like, no, it's so sad. It's like when.

you're in the car and said we'll get a little road rage and said we'll be like oh i'm gonna like blow them a kiss or honk the horn or whatever you do and i'm like no no no no no no because some people just really want to fight and you don't Dion, I always just, there's no road rage. If someone's being rude or anything, I just go like this. Bye. Bye. And it just pisses them off more. But you're just sharing love.

so there's a love not hate yeah there's nothing wrong with that spread love not hate appreciate suck dick not cock

Queer Ultimatum Reality Drama

Let the body rock. Now, let's get into Queer Automata. Baby. Y'all, did you, because we, you watched. A big thank you to my boy over here because I forgot about this. I wasn't going to talk about it. I'm like, what? I know. And it was our whole week. I sat down and I was like, what did we do this week? And I forgot about all this because I probably boxed out of my memory because I don't binge watch TV anymore because I'm trying to be a productive girly. And holy shit.

pride it was what i needed we had like a day that we just like like one night we started watching it was half your ultimatum yeah like i still gymmed and did the studio in the morning thank you very much

I didn't drink all pride. No, we started watching it at night, and then the next day, we had a little tent state, the unbelt of the tent, and then we finished watching the whole season. And I, like... I think time works differently sometimes because we only have, like I said, like half the half day.

And I was like, wow, we have so many episodes left and we're probably not going to have enough time today to finish it all. But I really want to be productive the next day. So I hope we do. And we did. And I'm like, I just feel like time stretched. Right. Yeah. Cause I even like went grocery shopping that day and everything. So we did a lot of things. And it's what Meryl's not Meryl Streep. She's like a blonde. She's like cooks.

starts with an M Martha Stewart she always says like you just gotta you just gotta live and when you when you're like seeing how much you can do in a day yeah boom holy shit the things you can do that's so true and you can binge all of queer ultimatos all of queer ultimatos it was what i needed i haven't had like

the pleasure to just binge watch tv in so long i've been so busy and i was like every show we would sit down and like give a chance would be ass and i think if you want something that's not too deep yeah that's like trashy but even like reality shows lately haven't been like the trashy reality shows have just been trash yeah and I was I need something with like

mistress isabel bruggs level drama yeah so this is what it was and she did like there were some characters y'all queer ultimatum is like it's the ultimatum which is like a couple show but like queer so it's like I think it's mainly lesbians or all lesbians. And you spent, I love it. My favorite part was I spent half the show trying to wrap my head around.

Wait, so are these all just couples who don't want each other anymore? And they're like, let's just go have a good time. Or are these people actually wanting to marry each other in the end? right now they just want to fuck other people or are they actually believing in this experiment and they don't want to fuck other people and they think that they can get something out of just talking to another person for three weeks like literally my brain

gets mindfucked by the show right like i think that deanna got it and it's like most couples yeah i think probably all of them yeah all of them were using it kind of like an experiment like to see like they have like a trial marriage with someone else and then they can see why they didn't want to get married or why they do want to get married to the person that they came with but it's like i feel like i want to commit my life to you but there's some things we have to work on we have to work on

so we're gonna go and talk to other couples about it yeah like we're gonna go like pretend we're married to like a stranger so we can see like it's kind of like therapy exposure therapy so you're seeing like what I don't like about myself you can kind of be your messy self yeah and then that person's like Oh, maybe I should work on this. Maybe I should work on that. And then you come back to your couple and you're like, okay, from what I learned, I do want to get married or I'm not ready.

So it's like unpaid therapy. Yeah. So it was giving that. But I think some couples get confused and their trial marriages. Because it's confusing. Instead of using it as therapy, they're like, you know what? Might as well act up and they fuck a lot. Yeah. Like Miss Mel. Like who? Mel. Which here, y'all, if you've been watching, I... I'm not going to be gaslit by them. By Mel?

By them, I know what they did. Mel? I don't know what they did, but I assume some more went down. Oh, yeah. Melon? Was it? Who was? That's the only thing, though. The names were all confusing to me. What names? I was like, who's who? Who was Mel? Who's who? Mel slept with someone else's girlfriend. And they have it on video. They have the moaning on video. That's what I'm saying. Like, do you think someone can moan like that? And just kissing? No. Because she was going like...

What if it was kisses on the lips? Downstairs. Probably, yeah. Right. Because Mel was a player. Mel was a player. Since the first episode, I was like, Mel is a player. She did not care about staying with her ex. There was... no chance she was going back to her ex. The chemistry was gone. You could see they went on the show done. And you could see it from the way they talked to each other on camera. It was so fucking forced. And Marie, like Marie, Mel's girlfriend.

was just wasn't seeing what was right in front of her because she was seeing Melis not interested. Yeah.

And she's like, oh, man. Marie needed to go on a show with a therapist. Yeah. Not the show. Marie did not need the show. Because Marie self-admittedly said she's always angry. Yeah. And I think she had more to work on than being... a relationship when she's mad at the two girls at AJ and Brittany just for being together she's like what did we do they're like well you're happily married I'm not like I was like

Marie, girl. Marie needs to find something that's not the show. I just felt like the show wasn't for her and it was making her situation worse. Yeah. Not better. So lots of love. And my biggest twist, at first I was like, I don't know if I like this girl or not, Pilar? Pilar?

You're right. Full circle. She was probably my favorite. I just wanted to give her a hug. Tell her I love her. And there were union. Pilar's glow up was fierce. That was my favorite couple. Pilar and Haley. I love Haley. Yeah. I feel like. Haley is a good time gal. Yeah. You just could hang out with her for hours. And it's like you could see that like that's where it worked because it's like.

for pilar she didn't want to get married because she had like all these insecurities and all this family trauma that was so cute oh yeah it was i related to her story to be honest because there was a part where she like looks at hayley's family

and her dad and she's like wow like it's just great to have you in my life like right when he's like well i don't just care about her i care about you too what she needed to hear because the whole show she's like i'm so alone and then she hears hailey's dad yeah pilar we love you girl yeah and it's like i i relate i feel like there was times like where i felt lonely in my life but i've been able to like

really just have an amazing life with you and like your family is my family I love you so yeah it's cool because I relate in the way that you can like chosen family like the people you might like need in your life to inspire you to be there for you whatever in whatever capacity it can come in like a lot of forms yeah like any Any family can work. Yeah. Like any group of people can work as a chosen family. Yeah, exactly. Like, just love is what matters. Yeah.

and Pilar realized that right so cute and then that's when she worked out through trauma and she was like well you know what I am ready to marry this girl because she is my family and it's a very important story because like in every way queer people experience abandonment and just there's not enough of that on tv and she was so like raw about it um

Pilar really gave it to the girls. She deserves the Emmy. She honestly does. Not Marie. Fuck Marie. No. No, I love Marie. I'm kidding. Not fuck Marie. No, Marie. I love all my girls. I love all my girls. Megan. Megan and... What was her name? Ma again. Yeah, it was literally Ma. Megan. Ma again. Like M-A-E-G-A-E. Yeah, Megan. A-O-I-O-N. And what's her girlfriend's name? Megan and... I'm blanking. I can't even see her face right now. Who's Megan?

Megan, the bun girl. Oh, Megan. Yeah, you know Megan. Megan also needed a therapist. Well, that's why they went to the experiment. Megan was very... What concerned me about Megan...

was her adaptability to who she was with. Yeah. She didn't seem like she knew who she was. So she would just be like, who the person, she would... present as what she thought the person she was with needed true and I think that also showed at the reunion she was crickets yeah she was like waiting for her girlfriend to allow her to speak yeah I almost felt like she lost herself cause Like, the girlfriend full on cheated on her. Oh!

And then she gaslit her. Mass manipulator. She is a mass manipulator. That girl should be a lawyer. Yeah, right. She should be. She would be a great lawyer. Because at the end of the girl is like holding her like.

it was yeah scary to watch the way she leaned in do you remember when she was like leaning in and she's like you're gonna say this yeah one part she's like what are you gonna say tomorrow or what the fuck what are you gonna tell hayley that you don't want to speak to her ever again right

I was like girl did you practice the monologue I gave you here I wrote it for you because you're not your own person no like actually I really just seeing them in the reunion and like the black outfits too I was like I The energy I'm getting here is that you two are not supposed to be together. But that's not my place.

That's not my place. That's for the ultimatum to the side. That's for the girls to girl. And I think it's a really cool show because it's like in contrast of Love is Blind. Love is Blind just feels like trash at TV. that everyone that goes on just wants to be famous. But I feel like there's so much representation in Queer Ultimatum and so much like different stories like Pilar's story or like... Yeah, like when you get the people who aren't there for the camera, it's so...

so cool and dynamic yeah and it's like representation that like not a lot of like especially like the lesbian community doesn't really get because there's so many shows about gay couples and everything but like not that many about like lesbian love it's definitely like needs to be explored more like just queer stories in general are so just scratched the surface yeah and it's it's also because like if you look at things more logistically outside of

our systems like we're all queer let's be real like we're all just free beings that's what i mean like if you really realize what it means to like accept yourself and who you are fully all it means is you're accepting that like we are so diverse and so like expansive. And so like, like human beings are incredible. Like the things we can do and the things we're capable of, the love we're capable of. So like, I lost my train of thought. We are the world.

it was gonna be deep we are the people it was that what were we talking about we were saying that queer stories matter yeah it's like um I just think that when Pilar tapped into like that authenticity There's so much more of that to be seen in media. Yeah. Cause like media or like what we consume from media now came from like Hollywood or whatever.

And I think like we've kind of only scratched the surface. Yeah. Like the male gaze. There's like the Hollywood gaze. Yeah. And I think we're still in the evolution of like what can be captured story wise. I feel that because even like the.

people that weren't my favorite on the show, I could still, there was like still aspects of their, what they showed that I was like, oh, I understand. Like I have the, I see the queer experience there. Like I know what they're acting in a certain way or like things like that. I feel like. it helps a lot for queer people to be exposed to these kind of shows because you see yourself in it and you like you see all aspects of the queer experience not just what hollywood wants you to see

Listener Advice: Body Comments

I love rights. Right. Ring, ring. We have a caller. Hello. Dear Fairy Rood Mothers. Hi. How are you doing? Good, thank you. I've recently lost weight and my friends keep congratulating me, which feels icky to me. And I prefer they didn't acknowledge my body, to be honest, at all. How do I express that to them?

that's a good question because yeah i feel like that's a great question people just shouldn't talk about people's bodies period yeah i heard this one thing once and it's probably like someone everyone says this probably like on poster boards i'm not creating anything new here But it's like, if you want to...

comment on someone before you do think, is this something they can change in five minutes? Yeah. And if the answer is no, then don't say it. Yeah. Cause it's like unnecessary. Like, especially even like if you think it's a compliment. If you go to someone and go like, oh my God, you look so good. That's just saying, okay, so I looked bad before. Or when they're like, oh, but you're so skinny. It's like, you never know. Maybe someone is trying to gain weight or like.

maybe someone has like issues with their body so it's just better not to comment on people's bodies i agree because it's like like it's like someone coming up to me and being like hi you're gay you know i'd be like and what about it like what are we doing here yeah what are you i feel like it's like what we say when people say we look like twins there's always like under yeah undertones you don't know how to respond to that that are yeah

trauma triggering whatever but also it's like people just but yeah it's very like everyone's body is very personal so it's like your story with your body is yours period so i would tell my friends I would say, respectfully, I'd like if we can keep our comments about my body to ourselves. Yeah, we'd just be like, hey, can we stop talking about my body? And then if they get defensive, just be like...

Should we talk about your body next? Well, yeah, they get defensive, then drop the friendship. 100%. Ring, ring. Hello. Hey there, how you doing? Hi. You sound pretty hot.

Listener Advice: Sexting ChatGPT

Thank you. I have a strange addiction to sexting with chat GPT. Oh my God. Absolutely not. How do I stop? We're in the bad place. The bad place. Get us somewhere brighter than here with rainbows. You know what's fucked up? there was this movie what's fucked up is like how did this begin well did you watch that movie i didn't even know that i thought chap gpt poops would be like alexa and be like what i don't know what you're saying no it's ai

Did you watch the movie called Hair? No. H-E-R. I'll watch it with you tonight. No, I hated it. I watched it already. I watched it a long time ago when it came out in the movie. Tell me about it. It's this guy, Kribo. It's basically the future with AI and he like...

kind of like has a relationship with his AI assistant or something. Okay, okay. I've seen the, I saw the description. Didn't it win a Grammy? Yeah, a lot of people liked it. A Grammy? An Oscar. A lot of people liked it. It just made me really uncomfortable because he's like having phones. sex with an AI person and everything. I'm like, y'all, and I blame that movie for where we are right now. Yeah. We blame that movie.

And so many others. And so much complacency from humanity. Like, honestly, if you are... It's so fucking irritating that we're here. It's so irritating that we're here. If you're enjoying sexting ChatGPT... Did we not watch I Am Legend? Yeah, if you're enjoying sexy chat GPT, then just say goodbye to any human interaction you're going to get for the rest of your life. Yeah, like honestly, we had 20 years warning people. At least 20 years the movies were telling us about the AIs.

And what did we do? Once they came along, we used it. You fucking idiots are fucked. Thank you very much. If you can't avoid using it, you can use AI. But not humanize it. Yeah. You can use it like, okay, what's the measurement of blah, blah, blah? That's the result, period. You don't have to be like, hi, Bessie, how you doing? But you know what? That's because it should have been a tool. And what do tools have? Safeguards. And what does AI not have? Safeguards. Because whoever the fuck made it.

And whoever got their hands on it really did themselves a big one. Yeah. So annoying. And this AI company... How do I stop? I don't even... No, you... You just shouldn't... You just... Close your computer. Close your computer. That's how you stop sexting AI. Go on Tinder. Find a date. Yeah. Get a free steak. And if you can't, then buy yourself a...

If you start normalizing having a relationship with AI, then you're going to stop reaching out for human relationships because AI is made to just agree with everything you say. I'll tell you an inspirational story. I have been entering my sober journey and in doing so, sometimes I go into the park and I take my flip flops off and I put my feet.

in the grass and i make sure i walk with my feet in the grass for 10 minutes do you know why because we are so fucking disconnected from what is real it is so sad to see happened before such incredible humanity we are so full of potential and what are we doing with it all staring at our phones When the world around us is going to shit. Yeah, we're all like, ooh. And nobody's doing nothing. Sext me, AI. Sext me. Sext me. What do I do? I can't stop typing to my computer.

Stop typing. I'm going to say, how did this begin? Ask yourself that.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks Analysis

sorry i'm i've if you can't tell i'm a little heated and that's all right because it's a sign of the times um and it's channeling my mistress isabel brooks energy which I think is a perfect place to end this podcast because we have to talk about it. We only saw the teaser. I think it comes out tomorrow. So we're very Mistress Isabel Brooks fans. Yeah, I love Mistress.

you don't know we used to have a mistress oh yeah our mistress baby where is she where'd you put her i don't know it's actually a great question she's probably behind the side anyways i think She is getting in her head. I wanted to get your reflection because Seb is a psychologist. And you're a stan. You're not going to support a queen.

And then, like, drop him at the first bat of weakness. Yeah. But you are going to, like, tell a bitch when she needs it. Yeah, I'll analyze what's going on. You're going to be like, here, dear, this is how I'm going to help you by giving it to you straight. Yeah. So give me, pretend I'm mistress. What are you saying to me after her moment of weakness? Girl, wake the fuck up. You're a talented queen? Yeah. Like I feel like she is.

she is not trusting her talent so she's trusting more on her production abilities so like to stir drama because she thinks that's gonna like balance it out But instead she just has to forget about producing. And just say, okay, I'm going to focus on. She outgamed herself. Yeah, she outgamed herself. She really did. I think it was like meta on meta on meta on meta. Like when you're at a point where we know all the reality shows now and you know the structure of this new season.

you immediately think like survivor big brother boom boom boom she's like oh i'm so good at this but then it's like she forgot about the challenge aspect of it yeah and i think like maybe forgot

The heart of a show like Survivor and Big Brother is that cutthroat competition. Whereas the heart of Drag Race, in order to win, is also... the heart yeah like the talent yeah the winner has like the heart it's the whole package so if if she if you rear your production villainous head a little too much you forget to focus on what makes you special yeah instead of focusing what makes her special and what makes her mistress that everyone loves she's just focusing on like oh how do i get

uh ginger to trip out and create drama how do i get blah aja to get mad and blah blah but it's like that's that might put them in the bottom with you but if you're not acting out acting up then you're still gonna get kicked out I agree I think we love the drama but like

when it feels playful uh-huh it's great like like there's like the art of reading yeah like or like the first not when it feels like like with the whole points thing that was like funny playful yeah because it's a part of the game yeah But now it's like the big leagues. Malicious. Yeah. Now she's good. She became a bit malicious. Yeah. When she's like poking at Aja and Aja didn't do anything. And I was so excited. I said to Seb before this.

the merge i was like i cannot wait to see aja and mistress's uh energies clash because aja is the same way like aja will tell you exactly how it is and aja is also like but i feel like just such an energy So, like, when those two energies meet, I was like, I can't wait to see what happens. But I feel like Aja's more mature now. Yeah. Also more zen, I feel. Yeah, like, I feel like her energy is, like, Mistress's energy is how Aja's was when she was with Valentina.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So now Aja's getting the reverse experience. Now she's Valentina. She's like, sorry, girl. That's literally it. That's it. She can walk down the road with a diaper and the Janice would eat her up. Yeah, but it's just like... This girl over here who bombed Snatch Game, the judges had nothing to say about Miss Butterfly. You were in the bottom. When Michelle's like, what are you laughing at? Nothing. Nothing.

I can laugh and it doesn't have to be about you. And moving her hair and laughing in her ear was like almost grounds for disqualification. Riley. That was as close to grounds for disqualification as you can get. It was so good though. When she came back from the lips, they're like, you did great.

thank you so much and i think she was quoting other drag race seasons or another reality show something she said like she was like you did i can't remember because see like her mind is so amazing like so fast so if she was focusing on that for the snatch games instead of like well like I just I don't know who Natalie Nunn is it's not that it's because

Like, yeah, maybe some other characters didn't have as many jokes, but mistress set herself up to fail because she was like one line the whole time and did the same thing every time. So that's like immediately RuPaul's going to put you in the bottom. Yeah. Because there's no levels. Because she had no like funny gimmick there. Nothing. Because the one line wasn't even funny. And the chin was very bad prosthetic.

like maybe it would have been saved if it looked seamless but it looked so bad that it became like I don't know it was like are you using it as a prop like what are we doing here yeah cause like George was using the bald cap But it was so funny. And it was seamless. It didn't look like it wasn't meant to be there. That was the whole point of the character. It was the whole moment. And like...

When Snatch Game is about the vocal jokes, quick, don't make it about this thing that we see right from the jump. Yeah. There's no surprise. That's why I love Bosco's. Are we good? yeah I think we're still recording that's why I love Bosco's although I think they gave Bosco a bad edit like Bosco's share was good I love how they did like the wig turning yeah that was cool just like yeah unexpected things

Podcast Wrap-Up and Promotions

This got extremely rude. Extremely fast. Go check out the video we just did on Seb's channel. It'll be out soon enough. It'll be up next weekend. Keep an eye out because that's so freaking... Funny. Probably my favorite video we've done in a minute. It's spicy, y'all. I love you. Love you, baby. Please go support the music. More to come. And check out our book, Heartstruck. Shout out to our Patreon.com slash Sebastian Besties. Love you.

Monetize besties. Rainbow clown besties. We love you more. You're gorgeous. Love you so much. And Sebastian collector Manny. Manny. Go check out the tiers over there. The mukbang is mukbanging and all the good stuff. Let us know what else you guys want to see over on Patreon. And we're going to do a little like book talk moment on there soon. So stay tuned for that. Bye. Bye. Does he know it?

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