Welcome to episode 38, Kick-Ass 2 where we wonder how we get an hour and 45 minutes of our life back. This crew has the worst names in the history of superheroes. What is going on with all of Chloe Grace Moretz's wigs? Why was she only 15? And how and why was she invited to that bizarre sleepover? How did Jim Carrey get involved in this? Oh Turk, you are better than this movie! This might be one of the few times where I cheered for a shark. This movie is very, very pleased with itself. Find us i...
Jul 18, 2020•45 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Is Covid 19 over? Yeah, we didn't think so, so let's use this time to catch up on the OG of X-Men movies where Galdalf metals it up! Everyone stop hand to hand fighting and use your powers! How is Jean Grey almost taken out by a frog guy? What exactly were his powers anyway? Things we have learned: Wolverine is creepy Magneto is a great villan Mystique the best X-Men Storm is baffling Scott & Wolverine - let's take this comedy duo on the road! Where was the Stan Lee cameo in this movie? Hot ...
Jun 24, 2020•51 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Welcome to Quarantine, Episode 3, where no one knows what day it is anymore. Spider-Man 2.1: Peter Parker needs to get his shit together. Dr Octavia Spencer is harvesting plutonium, kids. WTF? And it's 2004 where everyone keeps their gold coins in a bank like Scrooge McDuck. James Franco (character name) - why is ALL of the plutonium in a vault in your house? Where do all of the old spider webs go? Are people just walking through them? (shudder) And most importantly, what happened to Tobey McGui...
May 20, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 36
We are still all about the quarantine life, guys. Where every day is Wednesday and we are finally diving into the X-Men universe! Would you take the cure? Fair warning, everything Brandy knows about the X-Men comes from years of working at KB Toys. So many love triangles.... Wolverine, Jean Grey, Laser Eyes.... Iceman, Juno, and Sookie..... and possibly Professor X, Magneto, and Jean Gray...... Why doesn't Storm just electrocute everyone and make the fights quicker? You have a cool power Storm, ...
Apr 25, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Episode 1 of Shelter In Place, so glad we had Chris Evans to look at! It's Captain America: The Winter Soldier! Bucky's arm? It's clear to everyone but us, isn't it? Welcome to Wakanda, here's an arm. Satellites that read your DNA.... what? I don't think that's how it works. Is everyone in SHIELD? Who hides a flash drive in a vending machine? Are Cap & Black Widow going to bone at some point? Peggy Carter did not write Ring of Fire. Wash your hands, everyone. Find us in all of the places: Tw...
Apr 03, 2020•44 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn aka This Title Is Too Damn Long Welcome to Gotham: Where Everyone is a Sociopath Is the Black Mask a secret? Everyone knows it's whatever Ewan McGregor's character's name is, right? So many bad guys & so many 2-hour fight scenes involving cheerleading stunts and figure skating moves. Why was the hyena named Bruce? Black Canary - superpower or just mad singing skills? Someone help Jess with her Halloween costume idea, it need...
Feb 11, 2020•42 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Holy eyelashes Batman, it's time for The Dark Knight! Brandy takes ZERO notes, and it shows. No matter how many times we mention him, Sirius Black is NOT in this movie. Batman's special powers: Money. Seriously, what is preventing him from dying at all times? What is with Batman's voice? That's not how you treat a burn, Harvey Dent. Give that man a 5150. The Joker, best female nurse ever. Does this movie pass the Bechdel test? Come on now, of course, it doesn't. Heath Ledger deserved all of the ...
Feb 05, 2020•43 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Break out your history books friends, we are going into the lives of the mortal enemies of the great Dutch Von Doom family, The Fantastic Four, and how Victor Von Doomed teamed up with the Majestic Surfer made of Silver in attempt to defeat and destroy them! Spoiler alert - they failed. What is this magical planet-eating thing? And why does it need the Silver Surfer? What are all of the Fantastic 4's powers? How does the Human Torch keeps "un-flaming" into clothes? Who shot that Doom/Silver Surf...
Dec 20, 2019•37 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Welcome to the Jason Mamoa podcast..er.. just kidding, let's watch Thor: The Dark World! Have we seen this? Apparently not. It is always the golden hour at Asgard! Thor & Loki - sibling rivalry at it's finest. How do they just stand there at let Thor's mom die? They are god's who can't fix stabbing? How do the tide pods of aether work? Idris Elba, the man can do it all... see into the future, stab a spaceship..... And can someone seriously explain how Natalie Portman is becoming Thor? Find u...
Nov 19, 2019•40 min•Season 1Ep. 30
On a smokey, LA Sunday afternoon - we give you: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance The Nicolas Cage of Nicolas Cage movies. What's everyone's take on the Scorsese quote? What exactly is this movie about? We all enjoy (and need) a good recap! What is the point of the decaying guy - the Villan with the good hair? Idris Elba was supposed to be French? Why is a perfectly good working motorcycle on a flatbed? Comment, questions, concerns - find us here: Twitter Facebook Instagram Email...
Oct 24, 2019•45 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Hold on to your necks kids, its time for, Blade: Trinity. And sadly, this isn't an episode of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. Think "The Matrix" with bloodsuckers. How did Parker Posey track down "Dracula"? Where is this movie located? What is Blade a hybrid of? Where is our Stan Lee cameo? How did they get to the blood bank? Was Triple H a stunt coordinator? Where does this movie fall in the timeline of Wesley Snipe's movie vs jail career? Ryan Reynolds was born with those abs, amiright? Comment, qu...
Oct 03, 2019•42 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Someone please tell us what happened to The New Mutants? When will/did it release? Welcome to Jess's plot flow chart. Hold on to your capes kids as we tackle a movie from the bucket. So many Harvey Dent questions.... We can all agree this well scene makes no sense, right? How does a lateral jump get you out? How much money does Bane have? How big are our sewers? What is Robin's real name? And most importantly, what is the timeline of this movie? Comment, questions, concerns - find us here: Twitt...
Aug 27, 2019•53 min•Season 1Ep. 27
For your subway listening pleasure - it's book report time! For this podcast we need a writer, a cape steamer, a director, and a stage manager. How old is Zendaya? How does she managed to look 14 as well as 35? How old are the people who blip-ed? So how old is Peter Parker? Jess's knowledge is power! What is the Daily Bugle? deepfakes, use it for good people. We are all in love with Aunt May, Happy. Comment, questions, concerns - find us here: Twitter Facebook Instagram Email...
Jul 18, 2019•39 min•Season 1Ep. 26
It has been way to long friends.... So many questions, so many X-Men. Who is the blue smoke guy.... and the speedy blonde guy... and Gambit? And don't get us started on the Fantastic 4... Four?? Did seatbelts exist in 1975? More importantly, did people use them? How are they breathing in space? Where is the zero gravity? Duct tapes works in space??? How?? Remember when Kelsey Grammer was an X-Men? Did the X-Men story line change? Did they go rogue? Is that another X-Men? Space glitter for everyo...
Jun 14, 2019•34 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Much like everything else we get wrong in this podcast, this is in fact Episode 24, not 23. We don't think we need to tell you there are spoilers in this episode, right? Spoiler - We loved it. #DontSpoilTheEndgame
Apr 30, 2019•44 min•Season 1Ep. 24
It's Hellboy! Hellboy! Brandy is so excited.... and then she realizes she is watching the new Hellboy and becomes sad. Jess has just remained angry through the evening. How Hellboy is a descendant of King Arthur and that makes him the king of England, we are calling all kinds of bullshit and a big WTF? Lobster guy - this cannot be a real character, right? These vampires do not sparkle and the movie lacks because of it. Abe Sapien is NOT the same guy in Shape of Water. What is Daniel Dae Kim? A w...
Apr 21, 2019•42 min•Season 1Ep. 23
It's time for the version of Big you have all been waiting for - Shazam! Sorry kids, no Tom Hanks in this one. How tall is Zachary Levi? And are those muscles real..?? You know, just asking for a friend. Who are all of his foster siblings? And how on earth do they all go to the same school? Those bullies, they have to be like 20, right? Why doesn't Grandpa allow toys at his house at Christmas? This movie is basically all his fault. When do we get Freddie's Origin Story? Go, go Shazam Power Range...
Apr 12, 2019•35 min•Season 1Ep. 22
What makes International Women's day even better - Captain Marvel! Hitting you over the head with the 1990's! Brandy should really take notes. Nick Fury has TWO eyes! In case you weren't aware, Jude Law is attractive. But is he human? Is Captain Marvel a human? Seriously, what is a Tesseract? Everyone thinks they are the good guy, most of them are wrong. Goose forever.
Mar 12, 2019•36 min•Season 1Ep. 21
I know I have seen it, I have no idea what happens. That pretty much sums up The Avengers, friends. On a scale from WW to Judge Dredd, this falls somewhere in the middle. You are welcome for the worst plot summary ever. Is there a Nick Fury Origin Story? Have we already seen this movie? What is Phase 2? Stop using machine guns on non humans, good guys. You should have left it in the ocean. Shawarma for everyone.
Feb 19, 2019•38 min•Season 1Ep. 20
It's finally time for Jason Momoa.... I mean, Aquaman!! This podcast should just be renamed "Many Things Wrong" On a scale of Judge Dredd to Wonder Woman, we give Aquaman something in the middle. Raise of hands please, who is still unclear about the Steppenwolf incident? Did this happen at Woodstock? So many EXTREME close ups! Why are seahorses dicks in this world? Why does Patrick Wilson's mask move? #unsubscribe Why are they all wearing shoes? You may call us Jess & Brandy, but we prefer O...
Jan 21, 2019•38 min•Season 1Ep. 19
New mics, who dis? Bear with us friends, we are working out some kinks. * SPOILERS **SPOLIERS ** SPOILERS **SPOLIERS * Brandy does an epic book read to a very amused Jess as we hit a screening (!!) this time to see Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse! The biggest spoiler of them all - we liked this one. Watch Spider Ben Affleck, Ballerina Spider-Woman, Grafitti Spider-Man, Darkman Spider-Man, Spider Anime, and Spider-Pig take on the evil King Pin to get them all back to their own time zones! Is Un...
Dec 15, 2018•35 min•Season 1Ep. 18
We have gone back to the bucket! Gather around everyone - it is time for Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol2. How can anyone resist Baby Groot? This movie has an amazing weapon in the form of an arrow, weird yellow sex mannequins, Howard the Duck, sexy 80's Kurt Russell, fighting sisters, valuable batteries, a Sovereign fleet, and the greatest movie title sequence of all time. (According to Brandy) Come for the one liners, stay for all of the feels. Who is going to start sponsoring our movie viewing? ...
Nov 16, 2018•30 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Once upon a time... a fable about steroids and 'roid rage. Venom - We paid real movie prices for this one friends, and we want our money back. Just like Michelle Williams, we all deserve better than this movie. So many logic holes! How long has that little lady been walking? Who's is funnier Hulk or Venom? How are there NO cameras in that lab? Jenny Slate's character is the dumbest doctor ever. Is Eddie a hero? Venom gets a heart like the scarecrow? F U lifeforms. Comment, questions, concerns - ...
Oct 29, 2018•34 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Where was your September edition of SIHCA? Everyone blame Brandy. And Germany. And Amsterdam. Hold on to your hats, it's Captain America: Civil War! How long IS this movie? What is the time line in this universe? Who is Scarlett Johansson's character? She can only punch? REALLY? What came first Vision or the stone? Is anyone going to hook up in this movie? Every planet should have a Jeff Goldblum. We still hate you Darkman. Comment, questions, concerns - find us here: Twitter Facebook Instagram ...
Oct 06, 2018•34 min•Season 1Ep. 15
It's time to go back to the Bucket, and no one is happy about it. This time around - Darkman The word of the day is: Memo So many questions, so many plot fails. How much was this budget? Were they supposed to be in LA? Was this Marvel or DC? Is Darkman a comic? Canoodling - let's bring that word back shall we? There are 2 more of these movies? Is there more horrible parkour? WAY too much Hand Trauma. Beware of cigar cutters kids. Brandy is reevaluating a LOT of friendships....
Aug 16, 2018•33 min•Season 1Ep. 14
It's time for Lucky Episode 13! Break out the bug spray as we sit down and tackle #AntMan and the #Wasp. Where is a scientist when you need one? Clearly a lot happened in the first Ant-Man movie. It's no surprise, we have no idea what it was. How much Ant knowledge does anyone have anyway? What does SHIELD even stand for? spoiler alert, our guesses are wrong. Are the ants really big or is the lab really small? How does Michelle Pfeiffer never age? (in real life and in particle land) We blame Tha...
Jul 17, 2018•41 min•Season 1Ep. 13
At this point do we need to say spoilers?? You have all seen it by now, right? Turn up the amazing soundtrack, we are watching Deadpool 2 with all of it's smugness. Jess has a surprise for Brandy that almost kills her. Questions: Why can't Deadpool die? Where did not Jonah Hex come from? Is he Magnetic - or is that the name of an Xmen character? We love kiwis! When is a Domino spin off? Why can Jess recognize Taylor Swifts cats? Thanks for putting Ryan Reynolds in wet tshirt, Marvel. Get well St...
Jun 04, 2018•31 min•Season 1Ep. 12
So many Avengers, so many failed Star Wars characters, so much time in this movie. With one gauntlet to rule them all, Jess & Brandy tackle the mammoth that is Avengers Infinity War and try to figure out who everyone is. Who is the non Olsen twin? How many people are in this movie? Is everyone really dead? Is Samuel L Jackson only featured in end credit scenes? Stop damaging Thor's face Marvel, it's bad for business. Let's all use our made up names from here on out. Find us here: Twitter Fac...
May 09, 2018•38 min•Season 1Ep. 11
What is a Jonah Hex, Brandy may have asked last time? Sadly, we found out. Break out your imaginary map of Washington DC, friends - it is time for Jonah Hex! Jess's heads explodes when she finds out a woman directed Punisher: War Zone. Brandy learns "The Aughts" is not a comedy troupe. What are these military grade cannon balls exactly? WTF Red Clay? and crows? He sees dead people? Is this an early version of Sixth Sense? Brandy is still missing her Dukes of Hazzard lunch box. Seriously Josh Bro...
Apr 18, 2018•38 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Once again Brandy & Jess dive into the bucket and watch a random movie. This time, Punisher: War Zone. Topics to discuss: Marvel Knights Jigsaw's makeup Bugsy Malone spicy meatballs Studio 54 church What's a Jonah Hex? Is Punisher a superhero? Keep your head clean kids. This is the worst Castle episode yet. Comment, questions, concerns - find us here: Twitter Facebook Instagram Email...
Mar 20, 2018•37 min•Season 1Ep. 9
