VAMPIRES! Beach motorcycle races! The 2 Coreys! Awesome 80s tunes! And extremely homoerotic dude-bro'ing! We discuss it all this week with very special guests Dan and Kody from the Dan and Kody Podcast as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of The Lost Boys (1987) ! Does the movie hold up after all these years and does the plot make sense at all to our first-time viewer(s)? Plus - how young is too young to pretend your're a mini-Jason Patric about to make sweet sweet love to Jami Gertz in an under...
Jan 23, 2017•1 hr 14 min
We get PRESIDENTIAL this week to properly prepare us for the upcoming inauguration and watched 2 movies starring fake presidents: Air Force One (1997) and Olympus Has Fallen (2013)! How do Harrison Ford's President James Marshall and Aaron Eckhart's President Benjamin Asher stack up to our previous favorite commander-in-chief on film? And how easy is it for terrorists to completely take over what should be the Fort Knox of airplanes and houses?!? Plus, what's the over under on how long it takes ...
Jan 16, 2017•1 hr 29 min
It's Fantasy Movie Draft time again! And this week we went with a timely but not-so-obvious theme - movies released in the month of January! Is the first month of year really the dumping ground of Hollywood? Do all January films suck? Three all new players from the #MoviePodSquad group within #PodernFamily drop by to duke it out with their best picks for 5 rounds! They include Josh from Fork Found! Movie Reviews , Wes from VIA VHS and Brandon from Cult 45 ! Who had the best draft overall and who...
Jan 09, 2017•1 hr 31 min
Our STAR WARS journey continues! Happy New Year, everyone! This week, we decided to start 2017 off with a bang by FINALLY getting Krissy to watch 2 more classics, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) & Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) for the first time ever! But - of course - it wasn't exactly an easy task. We discuss Justin's eternal podcast struggles but also get into Carrie Fisher's tragic passing, Death Star construction obsessions, Ewok hate, FORCE BON...
Jan 02, 2017•1 hr 23 min
MERRY CHRISTMAS, y'all! For this year's special Xmas edition of the podcast, we picked 2 holiday movies that couldn't be more different - Love Actually (2003) and Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)! And we brought along our BFF Kim for the whole drunken affair! SPOILER WARNING: it gets a bit cray cray at times. Especially because during taping there were hurricane winds outside! But nothing could keep us from a fun-filled eggnogg-y discussion that includes personal gift and Santa stories, more Hugh G...
Dec 23, 2016•1 hr 30 min
STAR WARS X 2! Spoilers! And sangria! All together in a slightly inebriated mix of pre-holiday cheer! This week, we got into an actual theater to see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story with everyone in America and Krissy finally saw Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope for the very first time EVER! Whoa. Warning: neither of us are super knowledgeable so it does get weird at times. We mega nerd out for a little bit and talk force masturbation, Galen Erso hide and seek, Star Wars Florida or Star Wars Baha...
Dec 19, 2016•1 hr 20 min
Ho ho ho! It's Christmas movie season and we decided to do something totally different this year to celebrate! Justin goes solo this week and brings back a movie game from years ago we like to call FANTASY MOVIE DRAFT, combining fantasy sports drafts and movies into a fun, mostly friendly competition that will make your hearts grow 10 sizes! This week, it's all Xmas movies with 4 other players representing 4 other podcasts from the #PodernFamily crew: Shane from Now That I'm Older, Paul from The...
Dec 12, 2016•1 hr 16 min
HOLY COW YOU GUYS! We did it! We somehow conned an actual famous actor from a movie we love to come on the podcast to talk flicks with us! Our very first celebrity guest, the ridiculously cool Keith Coogan, graciously stopped by to discuss 2 personal favorites - Adventures in Babysitting (1987) and Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (1991)! And it was a boatload of awesome! We literally almost had a movie geek panic attack. But we kept it together and chatted about everything from Keith's geek...
Dec 05, 2016•1 hr 41 min
Gobble, gobble! It's a very special Thanksgiving edition of ye olde movie podcast! And this week we finally took on one and only one cinematic turkey after months of non-committal anticipation - Suicide Squad! HOLY STUFFING MOLY. So much to try to come to grips with and so little time. We start by giving personal thanks and move on to a highly confused discussion about what might have gone awry, Will Smith's character and his many many introductions, Margot Robbie's character motivations (AND bu...
Nov 23, 2016•51 min
It's a very special Leonardo DiCaprio/Krissy co-birthday edition episode! For the occasion, we discuss 2 Leo movies - The Revenant (2015) and What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)! One movie we'd both seen and the other neither had seen before!? What happened? The resulting aftermath includes the debate of Leo's Oscar, bear non-rape scenes, dead wife whispering, Arnie Grape impressions, Johnny Depp's career path, IMDB "trivia" and much more! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter @MovieGeekCast ! Subscr...
Nov 16, 2016•1 hr 17 min
SPACE! The final frontier! And also the theme of our final double feature of scary movie month! This Halloween, we subjected Krissy to both Jason X (2001) and Event Horizon (1997) for the very first time! What did she think? Would she recommend both, either or neither? And did she stay awake? Good holiday times were had as we discussed our Halloween weekend, personal views on space, the Friday the 13th series, liquid nitrogen storage, "Jason Uber," Sam Neil's turn as Dr. McShadypants, gratuitous...
Oct 31, 2016•1 hr 17 min
Scary movie month continues! This time with 2 classics from the genre that happened to become cult films years after their initial release in 1982 - The Thing and Halloween III: Season of the Witch ! We invited our good friend and fellow movie geek, Geoff Skinner, over to talk about whether either movie deserves true love or shameful disdain! Despite audio issues and small kid sleeping problems, we managed to discuss Kurt Russell's beard and acting process, Krissy's long-held personal feelings f...
Oct 17, 2016•1 hr 41 min
FREDDY IS BACK! At least, he's back on our ole podcast for the 1st time in years as we start the horror movie month of October a day early by discussing the Krueger twofer of A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) and A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)!! And because we didn't want to go through this alone, we joined up multiplayer-style with one of our besties, Evan Goldstein! Dreeaaaaaaam warrioooorssss!!! What did Krissy think about these 2 movies, which of course...
Sep 30, 2016•1 hr 32 min
PARTY TIME! Excellent? Well, not according to at least one of us when it comes to this episode's 80's sex comedy double feature of Bachelor Party (1984) and Porky's (1981)! In fact, one of these movies might have been given the worst grades EVER on the podcast thus far! What went wrong?!?! We start with apologies and then quickly get into a discussion about bachelor party expectations and standards, male strip club hot dogs, Funny Tom Hanks, sex donkey overdoses, Tawny Kitaen's surprising dark p...
Sep 16, 2016•58 min
IT'S SEXY TIME! For the entire month of September, we're celebrating all the crazy and raunchy movies you might have found on late night Skinemax in the 90's! First up, this super-stuffed episode where we take on 2 sexual thrillers: Basic Instinct (1992) and Color of Night (1994)! WOW! These flicks were such scorchers we made it a threesome and invited over Rotten Tomatoes senior editor and longtime B.F.F. Grae Drake ( @graedrake ) to join the R-rated fun! We talked working movie junkets, Hugh G...
Sep 01, 2016•2 hr 3 min
This episode, we go FULL ARNOLD. And we somehow keep it together. We couldn't end our action-themed month of movies without blowing a slightly alcohol enhanced kiss to one of the fine actors on our podcast's Movie Mount Rushmore! We do it after putting Krissy through TRUE LIES (1994) and THE RUNNING MAN (1987) for the 1st time! Which holds up? And which co-stars Family Feud's Richard Dawson? If you like "off the rails," this is your episode! We tackle tough subjects like James Cameron's writing,...
Aug 16, 2016•1 hr 25 min
Fights! Explosions! Guns! Boobs! It's the first R-rated episode in ACTION-PACKED AUGUST with 2 movies that go together like aggressive peas and carrots - Con Air (1997) and Road House (1989)!!! How did Krissy deal with all this bonkers machismo on celluloid for the first time? Did she walk away happy and triumphant as it blew up into a fireball behind her? Or was she sad and beaten down like a night at the Double Deuce (pre Dalton)? The ultra long discussion that ensued took everyone to a better...
Aug 01, 2016•1 hr 21 min
ATTN: GHOSTBROS! We've finally seen Ghostbusters (2016) and we paired it by crossing the streams on another 1990's ghost-ish flick, Flatliners ! Was the new reboot worth the long wait? Or does it make us want to pack up our proton packs for good? Spoiler alert: it's complicated! The tangent-filled, ectoplasmic discussion includes a trip down our podcast's memory lane, mad dude bros, Kate McKinnon Faces, the Hemsworth brother charisma phenomenon, Julia Roberts' choice of roles, Kiefer Sutherland ...
Jul 17, 2016•1 hr 6 min
It's ALIENS Vs SHARKS this week!!!! And a triple feature as well - Independence Day: Resurgence , The Shallows and Jaws: The Revenge (aka Jaws 4)!! Which one of us had a borderline creepy relationship with the first ID4? The sequel...I mean...WHA HAPPENED? Can we even keep it together as we discuss favorite "characters" and "scenes?" We ask the obvious questions like "Where is Judd Hirsch?," Why Is Liam Hemsworth?," "What is Bill Pullman Doing?" and has one of us been "Jeff Goldblum'ed?" And tha...
Jul 01, 2016•1 hr 18 min
It's a Stephen King double feature this week! And we're discussing 2 of the absolute worst movies he's ever been associated with - MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986) and THE LAWNMOWER MAN (1992)!! And surprise, surprise - Krissy hadn't even heard of these movies before. So pick your poison - would you rather be brutally assaulted by vending machines & stalked by large Green Goblin-faced trucks OR be freakishly raped in a virtual reality sex game? Because there is no middle ground when it comes to thes...
Jun 17, 2016•1 hr 8 min
SCHWARZENEGGER vs STALLONE! John Matrix vs John Rambo! It's the manliest, most testosterone-filled episode yet! EXPLOSIONS! GUNS! And Rae Dawn Effin Chong! We were practically doing bicep curls while we recorded this! After seeing both Commando (1985) and First Blood (1982) for the very 1st time, which main character would Krissy call if one of her loved ones was kidnapped on her best hair day? Who can do the absolute worst Arnold impressions possible? How does First Blood stack up among the oth...
Jun 03, 2016•1 hr 3 min
CIVIL WAR and SAKI! A match made in drunken, rambling heaven! Until the next morning that is. While this might be the 576th podcast to talk about Marvel's newest, Captain America: Civil War , we'd be willing to bet that this is the only one to do it midway through a hella-ton of saki shots after dealing with a teething baby with hand, foot & mouth disease. That's what was happening here live. For over an hour. And then we talked about Deadpool . For a much smaller amount of time. We hope it ...
May 17, 2016•1 hr 24 min
LOVE 'Game of Thrones' & want 2 movies that could be distant, freaky cousins of the show to scratch that fantasy itch? That's the basis of this week's double feature with Willow (1988) and Masters of the Universe (1987)! Have you seen these movies?!?! Because HOLY COW. We get wide-eyed bonkers on coffee & wine to discuss the relevant questions they bring up, like...how much baby murder is too much baby murder? Is the IMDB trivia page totally lying to us about 1 of these films? What's goi...
May 01, 2016•59 min
STAR WARS + SANGRIA = FUN TIMES, you guys. Major fun times. This week's episode features both of us venturing into SPACE!!! Did the force "awaken' in Krissy the first time she finally saw 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' or did she fall asleep...yet again? Why is Kylo Ren so upset? If you're on a desert island, which Star Wars newb would you rather have as your co-island partner - Rey, Finn or Poe? What are the multiple uses of BB8 beyond friendship & "beep boops?" Do we care who Rey's parents...
Apr 17, 2016•1 hr 16 min
THREE YEARS LATER...we're back? Yeah. We're back. All reboot-y and ready to talk about the new blockbuster "movie" (BvS:DoJ) that confused us soooo much that we absolutely had to reanimate this dead carcass of a podcast. Plus we slooowly also watched the O.G. Batman (1989) & Superman (1978) films. Because, frankly, there's just not enough self-serving blather out there. All the previous rules of the podcast still apply. And, though we're a lot older and about 450% more tired, this discussion...
Apr 03, 2016•1 hr 7 min
WE LIVE - to podcast another day! This week, we discuss the dystopian double feature of 'They Live' and 'Demolition Man!' Cool anti-consumerist sunglasses vs. sex headsets! Roddy Piper vs. Sly Stallone and Wesley Snipes! Which one did Krissy like the best, which one did she stay awake for AND is that the same movie? And perhaps the biggest question is mulled over at length from either of these films: WHAT'S WITH THE THREE SEASHELLS? Rated PG-13!
Apr 08, 2013•53 min
Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Quippy plumbers! Evolved dino humans! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria! This episode we discuss the pure weirdness of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) and Super Mario Bros. (1993). Which was the better movie? Which was the better video game? Which drugs were the makers of these movies taking at the time? WE WANT ANSWERS!!!! This episode is rated PG-15!
Feb 05, 2013•55 min
WE ARE BACK!!! We have wine! And we're each discussing our favorite films of 2012! Which movies moved us most - in our souls, our hearts and/or our under carriages? Which movies did we disagree on the most? After having the exact same favorite movie in 2011, did we agree again this year? Or did someone - ahem - BREAK ALL THE RULES?!?! Also, what newly prized possession did Krissy get for Xmas and how did we spend our holiday break? It's all R-rated because the curse jar is out, ya'll!! 2012 4 LI...
Jan 07, 2013•1 hr 36 min
MUSICAL TRIPLE FEATURE FTW. It's here and it's totally cray cray and out of pitch. What's on the docket? We discuss our 1st trip to an actual movie theater since July for Pitch Perfect and K is forced to watch Newsies and Purple Rain - one of which she enjoyed and one of which she was totally mystified by. ALL FUN. With random talk about bloody tamponless noses, Anna Kendrick and 90's classic R&B, the city of Taos vs. Santa Fe, Man Child Christian Bale, Muppet Babies love, Prince's overwhelm...
Nov 16, 2012•56 min
Some people spend their Halloween trick-or-treating, while others slap on the whore makeup (let's be real, ladies, once you're over the age of 16 Halloween just becomes a great excuse to slut out ) and go out to a party... But not J and K. They opted to do a podcast! And post it late! ( Krissy's disclaimer - this is totally the baby's fault. She's just so NEEDY ). As fashionably late to the Halloween party as this episode is, it's full of imitation-synth karaoke'ing, tales from our childhood, ad...
Nov 01, 2012•1 hr 14 min
