¶ Don't Fear Ramadan Fasting
Hey fatty! Are you afraid of participating in Ramadan for 30 days? Well today I'm going to teach you how to survive Ramadan. Let's begin! How to survive Ramadan. Okay, so it's basically something that Muslim people practice. They do 30 days where they basically dry fast during the day and at night they eat. Okay? It's a fucking easy, easy fucking goddamn fasting protocol. Okay, it's a fucking joke. Okay, so number one. Don't be a fucking pussy. Fuck.
Fuck, I fucking live Ramadan fucking on steroids all year round. Okay? I've done routines where I dry fasted for two days fucking straight and then ate in a three-hour eating window and did that for a whole month. Okay, all you guys got to do is fucking drive fast when the sun's up and fucking you eat when the sun's down.
And most of you guys fuck it up anyway because you eat like fucking pigs at night. If you're going to practice Ramadan properly, you should fucking eat less. Okay? It's about prayer, not about being a fucking pig. Now it's just getting commercialized. Okay? So number two.
¶ Snake Diet Simplifies Ramadan
Start the snake diet. Okay? If you're a fucking snake dieter, 30 days of Ramadan will feel like a fucking walk in the fucking park. Okay? A walk in the park. One month of Ramadan dry fasting protocol is so fucking easy that I would give fat Muslims on coaching shit for not dry fasting way longer. Okay, so if I was coaching a fat Muslim person right now, and they were going to do Ramadan, I would fucking be giving them shit if they didn't fast way fucking longer. Okay?
If they're doing the meal a day, they better be eating in like a fucking 15-minute eating window and dry fasting all day. Okay? Not just eat whatever the fuck you want all night. Okay? I'd be whooping their fucking ass. Okay, it doesn't even make the fucking snake diet protocol standards. It's a simple fucking dry fasting routine. So don't be a fucking crybaby and you got to do this for 30 days. Whoopty fucking do. Okay, it's easy. It's easy.
Okay? Start the fucking snake diet. Go get your fucking goddamn potassium chloride and sodium chloride. Get some goddamn water. Mix up some snake juice. Start fasting. Do a good three-day fast, four-day fast. And then when Ramadan comes, you won't even fucking worry about it, okay? People are like scared shitless of Ramadan. It's fucking hilarious. It cracks me up every year, okay? So everyone have a great day.
Fucking that's how you survive Ramadan. Don't be a fucking pussy. Start fucking fasting way longer than that. And get that fucking fat in you.