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wiener between your pussy lips. God, that's not Eve been fine. I picked it because I thought there would be a hot dog. There might be. I don't know. I'm just saying what I'm guessing hot dogging is what you said makes sense? Yeah. After fine tuning Panko's new actuators, Wise began applying her synth skin graphs. She was nude like before, but this time neither made a big deal of it. The female coated android was slim but modestly curvy, with slate gray skin and long blueish hair that fell past

her shoulders. Her face was a featureless display screen much like the visor on a motorcycle helmet rendered non functional with a crack running across it. The human maintenance engineer followed the usual top down repair pattern, starting with her head and working toward the rest of her body. When he got down to her upper abdmen, she suggested, we could make that area bigger if you want bigger boobs. Oh,

he blinked, then blinked again. You mean your chest. I know you like observing that part of me when you think I am not looking. He opened his mouth to deny it, then thought again. A robot would pretty easily be able to detect his eye movements. Sorry, I tried not to do it often. I appreciate you being polite about it, But enhancing that area might also give you more options for a pillow at night. Oh, there's no

better pillow than a pair of teddies. No. He ran his hand through his short bister hair, thinking she was joking, but she seemed serious. They certainly had more than enough smart gel packs to pad her generously. Plus the primal, eternally horny male part of his brain was practically screaming at him to do it. Are you sure you won't mind? It was my suggestion. Just make sure I do not have trouble squeezing into a vacsuit, he laughed. Will go as big as you want. Just tell me when to stop.

At her go ahead, he began working in the individual gel packs and feeding them programmed currents so their contents slowly expanded and molded together with the ones already installed. Panko kept him going until she grew from a modest bea cup to a full sea cup with just a tinge of sag. Nice, just a tinge. There's a tinge the word. He spent the next half hour repairing the rest of her since skin. He's just about to pack away the repair kit when she stayed his arm. Whyse wait,

maybe we could do a bit more. Is there a spot I missed? Technically? No, but now I feel my outline might be too top heavy. Perhaps we can even things out down here to match. She turned and leaned over, striking a pose that pointed her posterior at him. The young man sucked in a surprised breath. Was she just openly teasing him? Now? Sure, it shouldn't take too long. He carefully split open the electrostatically bonded seals on the

sinthskin around her buttocks. He followed her direction at inserting the gel packs and adding additional skin to expand her rear like with her chest. Once the smart gel was installed, its own internal programming took over, shifting, expanding, and evening out the additional material in the proper proportions. He kept showing Pinko screenshots of her new bottom, making manual adjustments

as needed. When the whole process was complete and the sinthskin seamlessly sealed back up again, Pinka pushed her newly rearranged arse up at him. What do you think? Why is nice and pillowy? Could you get some good sleep on this? Eyebrows on the male raised high. He had gotten so used to her restrained formality that this casual

playfulness caught him by surprise. Pinko's enhanced posterior not only included thicker buttocks, but wider hips as well, The new curves blending fluidly into thighs and waist where her rear. Before had boasted only two modest bumps that merged smoothly into one another. Her new one an actual, if small cleft between her cheeks. A robot bbl Yeah, nice little rump ah. I love that word. Such a good word. Rump rump ah. CHRISP. The male felt his heart beat

rapidly as he regarded her raised chassis. He might have had some out of date thoughts about robots, but he wasn't so dumb as to ignore a woman showing off her naked backside to him. I think maybe I can't tell how soft it is just by looking. The robot looked back over her shoulder. Her blank face screen were god arded him for several long seconds, and for a moment Wise thought for sure she was going to pull away. Instead, she pushed her posterior up at him even more. Then

you should feel as much as you want. His palms were on her smooth, synthetic buttocks without a second thought. His fingers roamed over her curves, delighting in how pliable they felt when gently squeezed. She giggled lightly. I guess you like feeling up my lude robot ass hmm, okay, girl, yeah, sassy robot. Yeah, I do, he confessed. But I don't think I ever heard you say dirty words like that, much less expect you to, you know, act dirty too.

She wiggled her bum under his fingers. I told you I am capable of a full array of human emotional responses, including acting horny. Who says I am acting? She gave out small gasps as he bent down and delivered an affectionate kiss on her curves. You can test out my new buttocks if you want, she said, the way males like. He blinked, suddenly acutely aware of his shaft hardening and his trousers. Are you sure that's okay? You're not just

following some company courtesy policy or something company courtesy? Do you think this is in a corporate manual? She turned and reached back, fully encircling her fingers around the tip of his member as it poked up into the fabric of his leggings. She rubbed, lightly, delighting in the cuteness of his deep moan. You have treated me very nicely and have rescued me twice. Now. It makes me think you might be a good partner for more than just immediate survival. So do you want to scratch this itch.

We obviously both have sure, but how do we work this? When he had found her, Panco had been as smooth as a storefront mannequin, lacking physical genitals. Apparently those parts on modern androids were modular and removable, and she had stored hers away to better concentrate on her job as a ship steward. Unfortunately, those were inaccessible, now smashed to ruin along with the front half of the ship during the crash landing. I do have this very new jiggly butt.

She flattened herself onto her stomach on the crash cau Do you know what hot dogging is? Why? Stripped and tossed aside his clothing and record time. He rummaged around and recovered medical pack and fished out antibacterial gel that could double as lubricant. Oh, well, she's a robot, doesn't matter. Yeah, but his pee hole? Yeah. I also like that she has a modular vagina. I know, it's very cool. How cool would that be if we all had that? Wow? Love that? Just take it on and off like your

boobs too, your butt everything. Imagine, just be a blank slate. I'd love it. Well, just a few squirts he covered the newest cleft in panco scynskin, making her titter lightly. The android shifted forward to make more room for the mail and braced herself with hips slightly raised and clear invitation. Pinco might have been synthetic, but her soft coup of encouragement set instinctive sexual shivers deep into Wis's very organic male hind brain. He hastily climbed fully up onto the

crash couch to straddle her thighs. He shifted his hip forward, laying the full length of his throbbing member into the valley of her haunches. They both groaned aloud as his shaft made contact her slate hued since skin felt sleek and warm. The human planted stiff arms on either side of the robot's shoulders as she held onto the couch's edge. Fuck me, she told him, Fuck me nice and rough. You really like dirty talk, don't you, he said with a laugh, as he began pumping back and forth in

the valley of her rump hm. He moved slowly and gently at first, then faster and coarser as the minutes ticked, by, shagging her synthetic posterior for all he was worth. He completely lost himself in the intense sensations, grunting out his pleasure like a wild beast. Pinko whimpered, continually arching her back and eagerly pushing her rear back at him with every stroke. Wise couldn't be sure of how much actual pleasure she might be feeling, but she was still clearly

enjoying the sensation of being fucked. Wise would have loved to keep going all night, but it had been too long since he had sex, and Pinko felt so exquisite under him. After only a few minutes, before he could even utter a warning, his dick throbbed powerfully and exploded all at once an orgasm. His first heavy spurt rocketed right over Panko's head as he cried out. The following sticky loads painted the charcoal gray of her slim back with long lines of pearly white, before the last dribbles

seeped out all over her rounded ass. Wise came down from his orgasmic kai, feeling as if all the energy had been drained from his entire body. He slumped limply on top of her, then slid over beside her on his back. Pinco laid her hand on his shoulder, which he immediately took up in his and gave a gentle kiss to her. Words were pleasant, but Wise barely heard them, and another instant he fell into a deep, exhausted sleep, completely and utterly spent the end. Beautiful, beautiful, sweet, just

hot dogged her ass. Yeah, now we know what hot dogging is, Clif, And this next one comes from deleted Ooh, and it's called the Found Penis and the tags are female male, oral petting and honestly pretty weird. I love weird. Excuse me? Have you seen a penis around here today? I clutched my purse a little tighter. This sounds like the setup to something perverted. I have mace. He pinched the bridge of his nose inside. I know it sounds terrible,

but it's a hard question to uphemize. I've lost my penis and I can't find it, and I've already been slapped five times today. Yeah, i'd slap you too now right away. One girl tried to kick me in the balls, but luckily they're missing with it, I hope. Oh shit, what if they're separated? How do you lose a penis? I ask? I don't know it was there and then I went to pass and it was gone, So I must have lost it somewhere around here. I studied his

face a little more closely. He was actually quite handsome now that I knew he wasn't about to sexually harass me. Aren't you in my statistics class? Matthew right? Oh yeah, Stephanie, what are the odds of this happening? Huh? He asked with an empty chuckle. He sighed again. He did that a lot, though I couldn't blame him, considering his circumstances. Can you feel it? Maybe it'll give you a clue,

I offered. He closed his eyes and pressed his lips together. Hm, I can feel it, but I can't really feel anything distinctive. He opened his eyes. Just feels normal. If I find your penis, i'll let you know. I told him, what does it look like? What do you mean? Where's your penis? To just walk away? All in picturing? Are those like penises on big mouth? Oh? My god? You know how he has like all those penises? Yeah? Have you ever seen One Eyed Monster starring Ron Jeremy? No, what is that?

It's a horror movie, so it's not technically a porn and I know, Ron Jeremy's a scumbag whatever, but it's a horror movie where Ron Jeremy and a group of youngsters go to the mountaintops secluded to go film an adult movie. But aliens come down and while Ron Jeremy is out side taking a pepe, the aliens go in his penis and then his penis comes off his body when it flies around, killing everyone. What gear did this come out? I want to say early two thousands, all right,

adding it to the list. Yeah, make Andrew watch it with you. There's one girl where the way she dies is it flies into her room and she screams, and then it just like goes in her mouth and then comes out the back of her head. My god, that's ridiculous. It's literally just a flying, floating penis. And then there's one guy where it wraps around his neck and it like chokes him out and then he dies. He's like God died by dick. Yeah. Is it like like a

veiny skin colored dick? Yeah, disembodied flying through the air, taken over by aliens, killing everyone. And the end of the movie, you know what saves the day? Oh God? What come a woman who does her key gels. She's able to trap it. Oh my fucking god, no way, I need to see this. Yeah, thank you for telling the class. You're welcome. If I find your penis, I'll let you know. I told him, what does it look like? It'll be the one not connected to anyone. I assume.

I doubt there will be others. I would have assumed yours would be in your boxers, but it's not. Maybe this is happening to men all over campus. What if I bring you the wrong one? I just think that maybe a picture would help, so I know what to look for. Okay, what's happening here, I'll take that chance. If you find any penises, just bring it to class and I'll tell you if it's mine. Okay, okay. Matthew

walked away, his eyes scanning the ground. I walked back to my apartment, set my purse on my desk, and took out Matthew's penis. Oh my god, she had the penis the whole time. A plot twist. How'd you get it? How did they get in your little grabby hands?

up first before devoting my attention to it. I rubbed some soap into my hands and began to caress his flaccid penis with tender strokes. Has she had the penis the whole time? Or did she find it after he said he was looking for it? You don't know. I feel like she had it before she just seems like that. You know, she's a sneaky girl. She's like, oh my god, what penis? It looked so vulnerable like this, almost innocent.

After a few pets, it began to react. His head swelled up, his shaft expanded and grew unevenly like a balloon, inflating. At first, the upper half of his shaft hardened, then the rest. Soon it was long and hard enough for me to wrap my hands around it and stroke it as I cradled his balls in my other hand. It was so easy to cause this, for him, to make him hard from my touch. I wondered what Matthew was

feeling right now? Did this feel good? He must be wondering who was touching his most precious and intimate part right now? His cock practically shined now, rock hard and hot in my hand and inviting in a way I had never considered a cock to be cheap without the man attached. What a dream. Uh. Usually they were so demanding, attached to a man with a very definite goal in mind, only secondarily if at all concerned with my pleasure. But this little, well not so little anymore, thing made no

such demands of me. It just let me, play with it, fondle it, savor the feeling of it in my hand. I submerged it in the water for a few more cleansing pumps and pulled it out. It was nice and clean now and all mine. I don't think she's gonna give the stick back. Yeah, you should give it back, girl, return the dick. I feel like there's a way they could find that mm hmm, Like if he gets close to your apartment. I don't know, maybe he tingles or something and he feels it, he senses he's close. Maybe

he has an air tag inside of it. I mean, now he should Yeah, just a cockring with an air tag. And he's like, don't ask, don't ask. It's left me before, you don't even know. I brought his handsome cock close to my face, his head big and red and swollen, his veins bulging. I could feel his heart beat pulsating through his cock. Although I wasn't sure how, something inside me told me to open my mouth, and I obeyed.

I enveloped his shaft with my lips. I bobbed my head up and down while I caressed his heavy balls with both hands. I was vaguely aware that this had to be the most bizarre first blowjob in the history of first blowjobs. But I didn't let that bother me. I just wanted him inside me. I wanted as much of his shaft inside my mouth as I could manage. I wanted to feel his heart beat inside me. I wanted him to feel the same ecstasy I was feeling

right now. My hands slid between my thighs as I continued to suck and lick and lavish oral attention on Matthew's cock, my finger caressing my clit and slick lips. His cock stiffened in my mouth, a sudden extra firmness before it pulsated strongly, and I felt his hot come spurt into the back of my throat. My own body quivered, my muscles shaking, and pleasure shot through my body. As

we climax together. I tightened my lip's grip and greedily swallowed it down, swallowed every last drop that shot out of his orgasming manhood into me, until his cock quieted and laid dormant. I took him out of my mouth. He was back to his small, innocent, harmless old self again. I gave him another quick wash and wrapped him in a towel. When I went to bed that night, I cuddled his cock like I would a stuffed animal, holding him to my breasts. She loves this dick. It's like

a squish smallow for her. Oh yeah, who. When I awoke the next morning, he was large, thick, and hard against me. Well, yeah, it's the morning my cheeks smoldered. It looked like it was just aching for attention. I wrapped my hand around him, and he instantly reacted, twitching in my grip, asking me for more, A playful puppy of a cock. I squirted some hand lotion into my palm and started to stroke him off. But it only took a handful of pumps before he twitched and squirmed

and come gushed out of him onto my sheets. Oh, I gasped. That was fast. What a naughty boy. You must not be getting enough attention at home. Well, I'll be taking care of you from now on. I picked him up and gave his tip a kiss. She's not giving this dick back. This man's gonna be a eunuch. Yeah, while he's just feeling all the sensations of his dick. Yeah, he's like, well, at least my dick is in good hands. Yeah. Later that day, I sat next to Matthew in class.

Inside my purse was his penis wrapped inside of soft clean towels. I reached under my purse and started to pet him, and Matthew grunted next to me. Oh, hey you again. Did you ever find your you know what? I whispered. He bit his lip and squirmed. My fingertips fondled his rapidly hardening shaft. No, not yet, are you okay? I asked. You look like you're in pain. I'm okay, And it's not pain. It's the opposite, if anything. He leaned in closely to me. Whoever has it keeps using it,

using it how I'm not one hundred percent sure. But I woke up this morning and it felt like I was getting jerked off. And last night, and last night I think I got a blowjob. She's like, oh my god, weird huh. I started to rub the underside of his shaft and up to his glands with my thumb. Oh wow, did it feel good? His cheeks went from pink to scarlet. Yeah, at least they're treating it well. I still want it back, though. A moan escaped his gritted teeth. I'm sure you'll find

it someday. Matthew shuddered next to me and buried his face in his arms on the desk. In my hands, his cock squirmed and writhed as hot coumb coated my fingers. I wiped my hand clean on the towel. So, hey, do you want to get coffee after class with me? The end? Wow, give this man his dick back for real, for real, for real. But also I feel like if you found a dick like that, it would be kind of fun to just play with it all well finders keepers, Yeah, precisely.

And this next one comes from Dutch Peter and the title is poor milkmaid gets spanked for spilling cream and the tags aren't male female spanking oil. You decide to give up your boring office job and go for a life in the outdoors working down on my dairy farm. It's hard work, but honest toil, and it's great to get away from the office politics and pettiness. I've assigned you the job of carrying buckets of cream into one of the barns. It's hard work, but I'm sure you

are up to it. You are wearing the uniform, cute little welly boots and a tight white blouse and a long skirt that's split up the side to your knee. You're wearing your hair up and a little white bonnet on top. Cute a bonnet on it. Anyway, you have to balance these buckets of cream on your head. It's the only way to carry them. You're really good, but you just slip in your wellies and splash. The bucket of cream comes splashing down right all over your front.

It's seeking into the fabric, making it all see through. You quickly try to rub it off, but too late. I walk in. Yes, I'm looking at you, and I can see your lovely nipples through the material. And I'm angry, but I'm also really turned on. He said, my cream, my cream, but your titties, my cream, my titties. Oh my god, what a conundrum. Don't tell me you've spilled all that cream, I say. You try to deny it, but hmm, I'm not convinced. Yeah, obviously they're fucking cream everywhere. Yeah,

you had one job, milk made carry it on your head, bitch. Yeah. I walk over to you, very slowly. Then I rip open your blouse. Yes, I can see drops of cream dripping from your rock hard nipples. I spend time studying your perfect breast. HM only one way to be certain. I run my tongue over the tips of your nipple. Yes, it's cream, all right, what else would it be? It was bad spilling the cream, but lying too. And what's more, from the state of your nipples, i'd say you had

enjoyed it. I pull up a milking stool and sit down. I hitch up the back of your skirt, enjoying the side of your ankles and the back of your calves. Once I reach your lace panties, my cock starts to stir. But business is business. I can't have staff going unpunished. Your skimping knickers barely cover your peachy white bum. I think I need to give it some color. You are going to bend over my knee, legs straight back arched.

That's it, now, brace yourself ars high in the air, ready to be punished for being a bad working girl. Slap Your soft bum feels divine and you let out a little squeal. That is such a turn on slap. I get more of a flicking motion, this time, making your bum ripple slightly you bite your lip in delight. Slap. The third one really connects. You bend your head back and let out a moan. I think your knickers, however skimpy, are giving your bum some protection. They will have to go.

I yank them down so they are between your ankles, dirtily copping a feel of your thighs on the way. I'm such a letcherous boss. You spread your legs and bend back over slap. Your bum. Cheeks are starting to red in. I love the look of your bum, but I notice this slight glistening from between your legs. It looks like your pussy is wet. I quickly run my fingers over your pussy. Mmm, it's soaking wet. As I

thought you were actually enjoying this time. For a change of tactic, I see my writing crop hanging on a peg on the barn door. I tell you to go over and fetch it. You release your hair from your bobble and allow your hair to fall over your naked breast. I get you to bend over again. I raise my writing crop. Fwat. That was a fresh, stinging, sensational feeling.

But it's making you wiggle too much. I have a plan I lead you over to the side of the barn, then tie wrist together with silk rope that we use for packaging. Then I tie your wrist to hooks on the wall. You can't move and your bum is just right for my writing crop. Okay, thwack. All she did was spill some cream. Yeah, on accident, and he's like, ugh, punishment. Yeah, go back to your office job, girl. Yeah, you have to carry the shit on your head. That's heavy. Yeah,

go sit at a desk. Girl. I rip your hitched up skirt off as it's getting in my way. Whack. The writing cane has made a little red mark on your bum. This time you let out a scream. Every time I use my crop, my cock gets harder. I just need to check. I slide my hands between your legs and feel your pussy as I suspected your pussy is soaking wet. Either I will have to whip you harder, or you'll have to make amends some other way. You shout for me to whip you harder. Okay, ready, whack, okay, okay,

you shake with the pain pleasure combination. Whack whack. I'm such a dirty man that I can't resist slipping a finger into your pussy between strokes. You can't do anything about it as you are all tied up. Whack. Now you have five little red marks all over your delightful bum. One more, but it's going to be a big one. Crack, my god, your bum. I bring the writing cane across the flat of both our cheeks. I untie you, and you fall to your knees in front of me. You

crawl towards me. I beckon you forward and instruct you to and zip my fly and ask you to take out my cock. You slowly release my hard member, taking it into your mouth. Your red lipstick slides all over my hard cock. Good job. If you can please me, you are back on the team. You slowly stroke my balls with your tongue. Your tongue is pleasing my ball sack whilst you take my hard cock in your hand, slowly moving up and down with every lick. Your tongue

is pleasing my ball sack. Imagine Zach saying that to you in person. I would say thank you, all right, all right, that's what I like to hear. I think I would chuckle. De You slowly pop one of my balls into your mouth. Teasing the other. You release it and stroke your tongue up to the tip of my bellon. You take the tip of my cock into your mouth and suck it, oh so gently. At first, I hold your head so my hard cock slides deep to the back of your throat. Yes, I think you need to

swallow as much you can to make amends. Hmmm, that's so good. Okay, I think you are forgiven. Now. I pick you up and throw you down in a pile of straw. I pull your legs apart and enjoy your naked body. That lovely little puss looks so fine, and your kids glisten with sweat and cream. Your hair's all messed up and your face flushed. And I bend forward and run my tongue down you, from your neck to your breast, over your belly, down the curve of your body,

and finally seeking out your beautifully scented pussy. It's so wet for me after the punishment you were given. I pull your pussy lips apart slowly and enjoy looking at the stickiness against your pink lips while pushing my fingers into your thighs, putting my tongue into your wet, cleft. I love your taste, lapping away at your juice. You wrap your legs around my neck, pushing me closer. Deepen your hole. I'm straining to get as deep as I can. You demand I eat your pussy. Yeah, that's the least

you can do after all those spankings. Yeah, you got your writing crop, insane. Cule my tongue around the entrance to your pussy, greedily lapping up your juice. I slide a finger into your hole as I lick, making my finger all juicy. I pull my finger out and stroke your cute little bum hole as I continue to lick away at your delicious fanny, Your fanny. Slowly, I work

my finger tip into your bum. I need to taste your clip, licking the little bud up and down while I stare up at your face, your fingernails digging into my skin. I suck on your moist clit while I sugh while I slid two fingers in and out of your hole, my little finger still wiggling in your bum. Oh the shocker. Yeah, my fingers love your silky pussy hole. They're slipping in and out so wet it's easy to pump in and out deep into you. You beg me

to slip my hard cock inside you. I see your head arch back into the hay as I enter you, just the tip at first, working my way around the entrance, you grab your breast, squeezing your nipples. I love the feel of your pussy against my cock, so warm and tight against my stiff cock. You can feel the pre come sliding between your pussy and my cock. Fuck me hard, you scream. Your smooth pussy feels like it fits my cock perfectly. I thrust into you hard. You are almost breathless,

digging your fingernails into my back. I'm thrusting hard, hard, hard, the tip of my cock desperately seeking your g spot. Hard, hard, hard, and you begin to squirre over my cock. The site is such a turn on that I soon return the favor, coming all over your pussy. I'm delighted that you've put so much effort into making amends for spilling the cream. I decide to make you a head milkmaide. Well done the end I had milkmaid. Hell yeah, he said you suck a mean dick girl. You got the job. Well.

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