Episode 21: Glitch

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Hey smut sluts, we're your hosts. I'm Tisha. And I'm Cory. Welcome back to our podcast. So we're recording two episodes in one day, so I'm sorry I still have my man voice. My sexy time voice. You could be glitch in this one. Hey baby. Hey kitty. Oh my god. I get called kitten and I'm like, okay, can you make me purr like a kitten? Just kidding. Please purr when you have sex. I'm doing that. He has his headphones on so he has no idea. I'm going to be like, oh. He's gonna be like smart enough.

He would be taken back, but I think he would be the one to be like, okay, I'll stroke you like Probably he's like, if she's into it, I'm down. Because I blew my nose before I did my makeup today'cause I didn't want to like fuck up my foundation. And like right after I got done with my foundation my nose was just like and I was like, God damn it

I was like, will you use like the booger sucker and suck it out? He's like, Yeah. And I was like, Oh my, you love me. I was kidding, but you love me. I think when I become a parent that would be the hardest thing for me is the aspect of thinking about sucking the boogers out. Like the thing is is like when you have kids though, I hate

I hate that we're talking about kids on a fucking smut podcast, but here we go. That's fine. Like, it's different. Like, puke, I can't do puke, but like one time, Hayden Like I looked at him and he was like and I immediately just stuck my hands out and just caught it all in my hands. Like it's

different with your kids and I just sat there and I'm like can somebody get me a towel? So it's not that bad. Like like out of another kid's nose, yeah fuck that. But my kids I'm like, come here, let me get it. I don't know. I just there's a filter on it. I know but just the thought of it I'm just like it's so satisfying when you hear that yeah all right let's talk about sex yeah because that just grossed me out if you haven't guessed we are doing glitch

I Brianna Michaels. This is a big one on TikTok right now. Yeah, I I've seen it more places than I think I've seen a book in a while. Like the same book. Even on like the smut hood on Facebook and stuff, a lot of people are like, I want like a And everyone's like glitch, glitch.

This one kind of gave me um games we play spibes a little bit, but different. So I have not seen Corey since we've both read this because I was out with Strep at work and so yeah. But um I was so excited to talk to you about it. it because it gave me again games we play vibes excuse me and it also like the storyline of it I was like it are they like saying it's Barrows? Because like how he turned to narrating smut books.

because of his deep voice and I was like this is giving me like she's using Barrows Barrows's like voice as like a plot I could think. I could see that. I don't know. I haven't seen much about like the

inside of the book, like details about it, like the aspect, you know what I mean? I is there an audio. Yeah you did. Um I no, I don't think so because I had to listen to Kat Veros do it with the boys. Uh-huh. Oh my gosh. I listened to I had to listen to it. I cannot read a book right now.

Like I literally am struggling so bad to sit down and read. I know. I've been home the past three days so it's been like easy for me. Yeah. I got this done in like I think it was like twelve hours. This is a short book. Yeah. And it's an easy read. It's not like one where there's a huge plot. I mean, there is a plot but not

It's like eighty percent smut, twenty percent plot. Yeah. Yeah. This is like more of like your er eroticos and your nobelios kind of aspect. But it's like in contemporary romance, erotica, BDSM. Yeah. I don't know. It was good. It just I listened to it and since there's not an audiobook, I cheated the system and used Alexa. I wanna hear Alexa say hey kitty. It's weird and I hate the Alexa because you'll be like halfway through chapter 21 and then it

And then it just goes back to the start of twenty one. I'm like You just added twenty minutes to my fucking time asshole. Like what the fuck? Just work with me. Yeah. So So trigger warnings for this book, I wouldn't really say there's a ton. There is some mental and emotional abuse and some bullying, but it

It's not like anything crazy, you know, unless you're like really sensitive to if you've been like mentally or emotionally abused and it's like a sensitive topic for you, then yeah, they do touch on it with her ex-boyfriends. Yeah. Um our main characters are gonna be glitch and Did I say that right? Yeah. Okay. And the there's side characters, there's Trey, Beetle, and Erin that we need to know about.

Carson? He's mentioned not a couple other times. Yeah. His gamer buddy. Is the name Carson? I'm pretty sure it's Carson. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I wrote it. Train Carson. There you go. Alright, let's jump into it. So it starts with Glitch and he is doing a voice recording of a sexy scene and it's like hey kitty I died I was like okay this is where we're starting out what's happening yeah

So we learned that he's a gamer and he's a computer nerd. Um, and he plays online games with his friends Trey and Carson. And they invited a girl into their gaming group uh about a year ago named Aura. Mm-hmm. And glitch. Like he so they do like the headsets where you like talk and stuff. I'm not a big gamer, but my kids and my fiance are so I know that they have like the headsets that they like talk to each other and stuff.

they have them on he doesn't talk because he was bullied in his younger years over how deep his voice is. Yeah. They called him deep throat. Mm-hmm. Which is that's awful to say too right. Like what the fuck? Like

And it's not that's not an uncommon thing for kids to tea bully and tease these days. Like that could really happen to a kid. Right. But like as an adult, like if you have a deep voice like that, I feel like that's like a trait that you would wanna have. You know, I would think so, but at the same point I'm like I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a man. I am right now apparently'cause my voice is so low. But um So he has his headset on and sometimes he'll like laugh and say something, but he usually has um his chat open and he always has a private chat open with Aura and it's usually just very small talk like Hey, how's your day? And he knows that she has a boyfriend. So this time he's asking her like, Hey, how's your boyfriend? And she's like, We broke up. But her game's like going in and out.

And he it'll say she's offline and then she's online and they're like, what the hell's going on? And she's like, My computer's being fucking stupid. Um So he really likes Ara, but he's never pursued anything. And um Trey and Carson know that Glitch is in love. with Aura but he's too shy to start anything but once something's started he's quick to the punch. Does that make sense? Is that a good way to describe it? Yeah I was yeah. Um

So he asks her if everything's okay because she quit talking, but then it was because her computer was being stupid. Um and he Oh, I already said that. So Glitch starts fantasizing about her after he learns that they had broken up. Yeah. like hard core fantasies. They're not just like soft fantasies. They are D

Hell and I get it, like it's hard not to fantasize about somebody, especially like when you know them you you know? Yeah. So I get that, but good god. Yeah. So his phone rings and it's his nephew Beatle and he's like I wanna play a game with you and

And he would drop anything for this kid. Like he is such a constant in this kid's life and I freaking love it. Baby. You're gonna listen to this later. He's playing a game in the room and you can hear him. Not that guy, not that guy. He's fine. Um So he's like, hey, I gotta go guys, and he jumps on with Beatle, his nephew. And a little bit later, he gets a text from Ara saying, hey, Trey and Carson gave me your number and they said that you would be more than happy to help me with my computer.

Yeah. And Glitch is like, those motherfuckers. So he texts Trey and he's like, I'm going to wrap my hands around your neck and make you see God. And he sent it to R. I died because it's something I would do, like, yeah, you dumbass. I sent it to the right person, but fuck. So it's this is a dual point of view book. So it goes to R now. Mm-hmm. And she also fantasizes about fantasizes about glitch.

I love that they got size about each other'cause when they finally get together it's just like a Yeah. Okay. They've never met, they don't know what the they look like. It's always just been over gaining. And she's like, he doesn't talk a lot. Um she's only hear heard him a few times when he accidentally like lets a laugh. laugh loose or says something small, but the little bit she's heard is

super sexy to her. And she also fantasizes about him and like gets off thinking about him and it's it's this book is sexy. Oh yeah. This is like one of those where it's just straight chirp in the whole way. Yeah. So she sees the text from him that says that he's gonna wrap his hands around her throat and make her see God and she's just like Okay Oh my god And she like texts him back, what does she say? She's like, Is there an extra cost for that? or something like that

Her response was perfect. Yeah, and he's mortified. He's like, Oh my god So the texting he immediately shuts it down and like makes it more professional. Yeah. He's like, Oh well this is my shop, you can come and

um drop it off. So they make plans for her to drop it off sometime during the week. And it's been a couple days and he doesn't think that she's gonna show up. So um it kind of goes into Beatles background a little bit where his dad left when his sister was pregnant with him and he hangs out at his computer shop after school until his mom gets off of work and three days later

Aura comes in. Yup. So Beatle comes into the back and says, Hey man, there's this girl asking for you and Glitch is like, Oh fuck, she's here Yeah, like what do I do? He starts glitching out which is That is how he got his name. Um his sister gave him the nickname because he would be talking to somebody and like just stop and like kind of glitch and not know what to say. And that makes me laugh because I do the same fucking thing. Like I literally I don't call it glitching out.

But essentially it's the same thing like when you go awkward or you're just like like you can't think of what you're gonna say and your brain's running a million miles an hour. Yeah, and then you just look like a jackass who's stupid who's just like Yeah. So he like pep talks himself. I can do this, I can do this. He walks out and her back is to him and he's just like a booty do.

Uh-huh. Like instant love at first sight. And then she turns around and sees him. And she glitches out. And then and he's pissed because his manager didn't take the computer from her. So he's like, he should be. for that and he's making her hold that heavy ass computer and Yeah, and he's laughing because he's watching Aura check him out. He she clearly looks at his package multiple times and they just they are so like kind of stunned with each other.

In the sense of awestruck. Yeah. So she's curvy, she's got the best ass in the world and soft pink curls. Her hair's pink. I love that. I know. Give me MK vibes. Love it. Um and so it's an awkward meeting, but they exchange hellos. She leaves the computer with him and he's like, I don't think it's fixable because there's a huge debt in it, like someone had kicked it. And she also said that it caught on fire when she was trying to

to fix it. So he's like, I'm determined to get this fixed for her. Like I so he immediately starts on it. So Aura goes home and she's Soaked. Like showing through her pants soaked. So she had to go change up. So Glitch is tall, he's got green eyes, dark hair, and he's muscular and has tattoos. He's delicious. Delicious. She like legit checked out his dick. Like Oh yeah. Dropped in the package. If he's like if you're packing it and you're just and I

Like if they're getting hard from looking at you, you're gonna look and be like, Wow How am I supposed to take that? That's a P Pee. It's a P Pee. That's a little pecker. Not a little pecker, but that's a pecker. So she had plans to go run some errands that day but because she was so soaked she had to go home and change, like you said. And as she's changing, she starts fantasizing about him and like touching herself and he calls.

While she's in the middle of time. I know, I was like, Well that's a perfect timing. Hey, can you just talk to me while I get myself off? Yeah. Um so he tells her that only some of the parts of the computer were saveable, but most of it's

Yeah. Done for. She's like, Well, I want to have a funeral for it. So can you pack up the broken things? He's like, Then I'll come pick'em up and he's like, Well, I can bring'em to you. Yeah. She's like, Okay, here's my address. So he shows up with her computer. Mm-hmm. This is where We also learned it was her ex-boyfriend that kicked it. Yeah. He's a piece of shit. His name is Jason. Yeah. And

I just have to say, things between them literally get hot and heavy real fast. Real fucking fast. You're just sitting there, they're having a banter for a minute. And then it just turns sexual, and you're just like, Well, where did that go? Like, what just happened? Yeah. And he starts to get her off.

And makes her fucking squirt and she he like stands up and he is just drenched. He's like, there's still a dry spot on my shirt. I laughed so hard because I was kind of going in and out of the like what I was listening to at first I was also dealing with other shit and I literally was like so I had to Back up what I was listening to, and I was like, Okay, that just fucking happened. Like, we're just jumping right into this. This is not this is not a

Then smut, this is smut with smot. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I do wanna say like after he kicked her computer he gave her a laptop as like a gift to like I'm sorry. And she also confides in Glitch that he was jealous of Glitch because Cause they had never had sex, her and Jason, but like the foreplay and shit that they did, she had said Glitch's name during it. Yep. Yep. So she put an insecurity in this man's brain already with Glitch.

Yeah, and he was a fucking asshole. Like he would call her fat and gross and say that it was disgusting that she masturbated and just like constantly put her down. Like you're never gonna get anybody else. I'm your only option, I'm your only choice, blah blah blah. So she has a lot of insecurities. Mm-hmm. Which I get. Yeah. Yeah. And during this time

he makes her masturbate with her toy. Mm-hmm. And he's like, What other toys do you have? And she had a rabbit, a lipstick bullet, and a glass dildo. Mm-hmm. And a glass dildo to me was just like scary. Like it it would be you could put it in the freezer and like have fun. That's a good idea. I just thought of that. I just thought of that. Like how good of an idea would that be?

So he gets her off with this glass dildo and then pulls it out and just puts the dildo in his mouth and sucks it off. And I was just like, holy good God. Alright. Cool. I mean Yeah. Okay. So like after like the next 24 hours it's just straight fucking smut. Like nonstop. And I I get it, it's a book, but So unrealistic. Like he will get her off

Like multiple times, which that happens. That's fine. But then like he'll come and then literally twenty seconds later he's like, Let's go And I'm like, mm no. You need at least like fifteen to twenty minutes before you can go again. Yeah, I'm like I don't unless you're on some fucking like By Hagra. Yeah, like and it's the erection that lasts longer than four hours, you should probably see a doctor type.

Boner, but do you know it would be kind of fun to take Viagra together because they have the female Viagra? Do you know how f I don't

recommend it and I wouldn't probably ever do it because whatever but you have fun it would be to did you do it? Yeah okay I was like what we have a ton of it okay okay So, but I think it would be like if you have the time the sex drive in the partner, do it like Yeah, and that's me and Nick were actually talking about it this morning because I was telling him about how unrealistic this book is in that aspect and he's like, Well when we take that

Like he's like, I can like go pretty quickly after, but twenty to thirty seconds after, like it's not gonna happen. I think you have to let your balls retard your sperm. Like, gotta like drop down a little bit for a minute, you know? Yes. Gotta feel back up. I would want to be a dude for a day. Just let me be a dude for just one day and do what I need. No, because then you're not getting a sensation. Also, there was a

What the fuck did I read? There was something I read recently where the girl was pegging the dude. I had just learned what pegging was. Somebody said pegging to me and I had to look it up because I didn't know what it was and I was like what the fuck? But then I read it in a book or something while we were reading.

And she put a strap on on to get the dude off, but it also got her off on the same time. I'm like How? I think it had a vibrator on the back of it or something. Like a little nub on the back that's just touching your clip. I guess. But I guess like if you're doing the humping motion with the vibrator You know what I mean? Like, it's still getting new. I know.

Like it still gets you the sensation so I can see I don't know. I would never peg anybody because I'm not a dominant person. I would rather way rather be dominated. Oh my god, Nick would literally fucking kill me if I put anything near his asshole.

I think most men are against their ass being touched. I mean, some are more open to it, but I would say that's kind of like a generalization. That guy's like a finger in the butt. I know because it tickles their prostate. Let me just tickle that prostate real quick.

Actually I don't ever because I think my nails would hurt somebody's ass and I don't want your sh whatever on the side of my nails. So I'm good. You're welcome. I just took it there. I put it on the latex glove. Yeah, like a doctor. Yeah.

Okay, bend over. Ready? The Vaseline. No Vaseline. Yeah. Okay. So he over the next 24 hours, all of smut things, he takes care of her, makes her orgasm like she never has. And things move pretty fucking quickly. But she does have her insecurities from her past really. relationships. Yeah. She stayed in some real fucking douches in the past. Um so it's like

four in the morning and she's like, Do you wanna see my studio? And he's like, Yeah, I wanna see your studio. She's like, Hey let's go. He's like, wait, right now she's like, Yep, we're going. Um she's an artist. So she paints, she I almost said colors. Um sorry.

So it's an old building and it has zero security and Glitch is like super protective over her already. Like her apartment's kind of in like a not as safe part of town and he's just like, I need to get her some security systems and then same with her.

Studio, he's like, I don't fucking like it. Like anybody can come here at 4 a.m. She's like, Well, there's multiple re people that rent out um offices and stuff in this building, and one guy breeds his dogs and like it's fine, we watch out for each other. Yeah. So they go up to her studio and he is absolutely floored by how talented she is and um he finds a painting of her naked and he's like I want this she's like it's not done like I don't like it he's like no it's

want it and she's like no um so she hasn't mu had much inspiration lately because of her insecurities with her ex. Um and Jason we find out Jason has been stalking her, like calling her. She's blocked his number but he'll get another number and call her and call her and be like, I want you back, baby pig back, blah blah blah. And she's like, no fuck you. So um oh so they start talking about her mom

And how both of his parents died. Um, and his sister raised him until he was eighteen. And Ara has been pursuing her art career for her mom. She was an art teacher and she literally died in her art class covered in clay. She's like I literally couldn't have thought a better way for her to go out. It's like something to bond over, you know, like losing both their parents. So she's had a couple jobs in the past, um like art shows and stuff like that, but she hasn't had one recently but

She has applied for a commission job to paint murals on an on elementary schools. And it's out of her comfort zone. It's not something that she's used to doing. Right. But she's like excited about it because it will push her into something new and give her that inspiration.

she needs. Yep. So she hasn't heard back from them yet, but she's really hoping she gets it. And I love this part. She tells Glitch, she's like, can I paint you? And he's like, yeah. She's like, okay, get naked. And he's like, wait, what?

But she's like, get naked. He's like Okay, so he strips down and he poses and she's painting and she's like, Okay, so I've got like a rough draft sketch going. So are you okay? Yeah, I was playing with my chopstick and I made it sound. Sorry. Um, so she gets his face like

Like sketched out. She's like, I can finish it later. He's like, Can I see? She's like, Yeah, he turns and it's just his face. So she made him get naked for absolutely no fucking reason. She just wanted to look at him while she sketched his face. Yep. It's they have good

have a good they do like banter. Yeah. I couldn't think of the word. They're just together. This. Good this. Yeah. Um so they end up fucking in the paint and he looks down at his thigh cause she was like sucking him off or something or

or it was like from her writing him. I can't remember. There's so much sex in this book. It just goes. But he has like a paint splot on his thigh and he takes a picture of it with his phone because he's like, I want to get that tattooed on me. And then I'm like You guys have been together for twenty four fucking hours. Like slow down. You're already talking tattoos. Hey, when you know you know man, like teach their own you know, you know. You know, bro.

You know, bruh? Yeah. So, um while they're there, they're talking about his sister Erin and she's like, Can I meet her? and he's like Yeah, so he calls her right there and she's like, Bro, it's four o'clock in the morning. Like he's like, Oh she doesn't sleep. He's like, Hey, can we come over for dinner later? She's like, Yeah for sure. Hang up, cool. So they leave and go back to his place and he says that he has to go to work for a couple of hours, but she's in

inspired by him and she wants to go back to her studio. So she's like, Can you just drop me off at my studio while you go to work? When you're done at work, pick me up, go back to your place, shower, get ready, go to your sisters. Right. And he's like, Yeah for sure.

So he drops her off and she gets absolutely lost in her art and when he comes to get her he's knocking on the door and she's not answering and he's like fucking panicking like, Ar open the goddamn door. Yeah. And she's like, sorry, I have my headphones in. He's like, No, don't do that. Yeah. That's bad. Anxiety. So no no.

And then they fuck again in the paint. So they leave from there to go to his sister's house. And they're still covered in paint. I love it. I love this whole part. And so they show up and she's like, Why the fuck are you covered in paint? And he's like, don't ask questions.

And she's like, I um so Beatle, he's nine, and he was grounded for getting into a fight at school, but his sister told him that they could play games after dinner once they got. They got there and so he's like, You're here, can I play games? She's like, After dinner, you little shit. Yeah. I love Beatle. He's so cute. He is so cute.

I've like talked this whole time and you wanna talk? I'm fine, what everyone do? I'm like I'm good. Um so they eat dinner and just the banter between them is hilarious. Like they've got such a good relationship. That's how I feel like when you meet somebody's family, like it should just be like so easy and fun. Not all the time, not everybody's families is easy. Yeah. But like Aaron and Ara just drink. They drink margaritas and

They go out back and just fucking talk and they you learn about glitch more. You learn that she loves her brother, that he stayed back from college because of it. Just it's just so cute and like sentimental and then our sketches with Beetle

teaches him and I'm like okay like this whole scene was just so heartfelt like it was just really cute so after they get done eating um sorry I highlighted something and I wanna go back to it. Okay. So after they all I'll do you want me to wait? I don't care. Okay, so after they get done eating, they um go back. Oh okay. You can say sorry. Oh you're okay. Earlier in the book she

He says, He's probably married. If he was mine, I'd put a ring on it, one on his finger and another on his motherfucking cock. I loved it. I laughed so hard. And also we did skip over when they went back to his house. He showed her the recording studio. Oh yeah. And like

All of his audiobooks, he's wrote some of them and used her as inspiration. So she's hearing his deep audiobook voice as kitty and all this, and it's just like oh my god. So and he has props like real props like anal beads, condoms, everything in there. So they get down

dirty and they used anal beads and oh my good god the scene was just like and it didn't hit the same because of Alexa but holy Jesus. Yeah. And like the reason why he calls her kitty is because of her gaming headset has little cat ears on it. Uh-huh and

So like that's the nickname and I've seen a lot of people like even on Goodreads like the first few reviews is like this is disgusting like how like I hate the cat name Kitty and blah blah blah and it's like yeah I get it like cat names aren't for me either but like like in pre- priest I hated the little lamb. Yeah. I hated that. And like the Hey Kitty, that's that's me nonetheless but in the Hunting and Haunting series he calls her little mouse.

But I love those ones. Yeah. They didn't bother me. Right? And so like the nicknames are like I'm not for it, but it doesn't bother me reading it because like it's the story and like the sex and stuff like that. Yeah. And she also calls him Big Dick Demon. I know I've

Got that too. It says big dick unicorn demon. Unicorn demon. Uh-huh. And like he says she's got a gorgeous body and someone needs to take care of it. I volunteer. Like their like instant connection. I just fucking love it. Yeah. It's really cute.

So anyways, after they eat dinner, um Glitch and Beetle go and play games while Aura and Erin go outside and drink, margaritas and talk and um so she learns that he used to get bullied in school for his deep voice and they called him Deep Throat and she tells him about like how he's always been there like he put off the college plans like you said to um help her with Beetle because he just wanted Beatle to have a manage.

his life because of his dad left. Yeah. And he's just been such a good person. Like him and his sister are like best friends. And R is just like, oh my gosh, he's such a good person. Yeah. So they go inside. She decides to try to play games with um Beatle while Aaron and Glitch do dishes. Yeah. And get done they're like look over in the living room the TV's off. Yeah. And she's like, what the fuck? And so she walks in and

Aura and Beetle are on the ground and she's teaching him how to draw anime and she looks at Glitch. Aaron looks at Glitch and goes, You better fucking marry this woman. She is a unicorn. Uh-huh. And she's like, You got him to turn his video games off. Mm-hmm. To draw. Yeah. Like how the fuck did you do that? They just it how he takes to her as well is just really cute. Like they just have like this perfect it's just

It's like a fairy tale. Yeah. In a smut book. Yeah. Or really smut book. Yeah. Yeah. This one was like gnarly. Yeah. Yeah. So Aaron also tells Ara that he's never brought a girl home before as she is the very first person. So it's the It's the end of the night and Ara's like I gotta pee real quick before we leave, so she goes upstairs and she starts to see.

screaming and glitch is like, Oh my god, what the fuck is going on? She comes running down the stairs and she's like, I got the job, I got the job. And Erin's like, Yay, what are we so excited about?

She's like, I'm so proud of you, babe and she's like, I still don't know what we're so excited about Like can somebody tell me what we're excited about? They were so funny. I was just like, Oh my god, like the fact that she was excited for it but she didn't know what she was excited for or for it was just so cute.

So they get in the car and she's just on club nine. She's like, My life has never gone this good and I'm just I loving everything. And then she gets a text. Yep. She starts crying, hyperventilating, glitches trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. He pulls the car over and she jumps out and starts like running away, and she's just inconsolable, like yeah, full-blown panic attack. And he's like, What the fuck just happened? Yeah. So she shows.

him her phone and Jason had sent her a bunch of videos of her masturbating like in her own personal space. Yep. And such a douche. They were taken without her knowledge, yeah. Yeah. So Glitch shuts down. He's fucking pig. Whereas like he's gonna leave me. Oh my god, he thinks I'm disgusting. No, he's pissed off. So they go back.

her apartment and he goes upstairs and grabs her laptop, tells her to get the fuck in the car and they go back to his place. And he immediately starts doing his like nerd shit. Like Matrix numbers pulling down FBI calling and so he had placed some

something in her laptop that allowed him like full control of it. And he was recording her when she was yep. In her personal space. Yep. So glitch gets like super fucking pissed off and she's absolutely terrified that he's gonna leak the videos and her career is gonna be ruined because you can't paint on a fucking elementary school if you've got videos of yourself masturbating right like that's not a good aspect to how

that you're in those type of professions you have to be very careful yes linked yeah so glitch asks her if she knows where he lives and she's like no he's moved since the last time I've like known where he lived and so glitch is like do his thing and he's like Okay, got the address, let's go. Yeah. So they walk outside and someone It's Jason. He walks out of the shadows while he's on the phone with her and she's like a fuck. Yep. And glitches like. Yep.

So dude. Yep. And Jason hits him first. I love that because Mitch doesn't even like try to block in. He's just like, Yep, come here and I'll fucking end you. And I'm just like, oh my God. And then he hits and then he knocks his ass clean out, drops him to the fucking ground. Fuck out. I was like, oh my god. So cops come, he gets arrested. Because that was lit just

He's got cameras, he assaulted him, and then Glitch fucking Yep. And Glitch is also going to report him to another person because he found child pornography on his cameras. Or computers, not cameras. So he's getting gel time, he consoles Aura and it's just

It's when you have a man kind of put away your insecurities, it just is like so perfect. Like it's just so cute. Like when they're just the cutest couple. I highlighted this. He says to Aura, I'm so fucking sorry. I'm sorry I took so long to get to you. To you. I'm sorry you ever had to be around an asshole who couldn't appreciate what he had. I'm sorry you don't see your boot beauty like I do, or that you can't gr

Grasp at how truly insanely amazing you are. He jerks the chair, making my heart leap in surprise. I'll spend all day, every day telling you the truth. I'll growl them in your ear, carve them in your dreams. You're the most beautiful creature I've ever met. You're funny and talented and built like a goddamn well.

dream. Like that's something Nick would say to me. So cute. So cute. I love it. It's this story was as much smutted as it was, you still loved your characters. You know what I mean? Like you still built the relationship with them. Yeah, and it's It's it's a very short period, like a couple of days, and they're already thrown out I love you but they've also known each other for a year over the internet. So it's like they've kind of gotten to know each other over the year over the year.

But like this is the first time they've had like that physical connection. Mm-hmm. So I can kind of understand why it moves so fast. And I also love like in such a short amount of time he was already trying to break down her insecurities. Like those fuckers were not men. They didn't know what they were talking about. Like you're a beautiful human being. Like it's just oh it's it's sweet. And as mu like you said, as much smut as it is

I'm surprised they got that much storyline in two hundred and fifty pages. Yeah. It was done very well. It was. And they go into that blog where they he's building them a house. Right. It's a year in the future, they're engaged. They're about to get married like

a month and in he's trying to put a baby in her. I loved it. I was like, oh so cute. So cute. Yeah. So she's done her first elementary school mural and she's now teaching art classes at Glitch's shop for the kids. Yep. And it's just Happy ending. Yeah. In all sorts of ways. Yeah, this one was a easy read and it was it was heartfelt at the same time. I was kind of shocked at how we have so much smut, but at the same point there's still that love in building where you're like

Yeah. Because most shorter novellias, this is a book, but like you know, like when it's more of an erotica, you don't get like games we play, Scream for Us, Mel for Us, like There's a was like games we play, it's so short, like

Mm-hmm. It's a lot of the smut. It is pure smut. You do get their love story to build with them, but not like this was more like romancey sweet, where this one was like a world with romance where they're just in love and this is where it's at. You know what I mean? There's like a different field.

to a different vibe. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I agree with that. It was it's just a cute one and it's really fucking kinky. Yeah. That the fucking dildo scene where you just I was like Yeah, I was like Okay. Yeah. Again. like Okay, okay. That's where we're at. This is where it's going. Okay. I did because that's literally like probably within like first ninety pages of the book. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't fuck around. So that was like the fastest synopsis ever, but it's a pretty short book and

Yeah. It it was it was good. Yeah. Wha who was your favorite character? I'm gonna have to say Aura just because like I really like what's the word I'm looking for connected with her in a way of like insecurities and like

All that stuff and so I just I felt for her. Like I understood where she was coming from because I am literally the exact same person. Like I look in the mirror and go, Ew, you fat, ugly cow and then Nick looks at me and goes, knock it the fuck off right now and you know. Yeah. So I I resonated with that.

Yeah. I love Glitch. Yeah, he's just a sweetheart. I just love everything about the guy that's like, fuck with my girl, I will fuck you up. But at the same time breaks down what another man created, you know what I mean? And he like fucks her her so good, carries her to the shower, bathes her, gets her Chinese food, and then fucks her again. I'm like, aww

Romance, it's not dead. Perfect romance. We fucking said we need flowers. Give me Chinese insects and we're good. Just kidding. Not kidding. I kinda want Chinese food. That's what happens when we talk when we're hungry. Um, what's your smuttiest scene? I'm gonna say when they were on the bed playing with the toys for the first time and like he's like there's still a dry spot on my shirt, we gotta go again. I'm like, okay, okay. Yeah.

He really pushed her to her limits. And he was edging her too at the same point, which that smartly. I'm like, just fucking let's go. Like There's lots of edging in this book. Yeah, there was. Um, I think I'd have to I don't know. Mine's been torn between the toy scene because that one was Jesus. But his audiobooks. Yeah. That scene to me was just like when they were in the closet. Okay. So like how did you picture the closet? It was like a big walk-in closet.

I pictured like a t he has this like tiny desk in there like Did you know the closet from Science? Yes. I pictured. Just the tiny one with the TV, that's it. Yeah. It's just like super small. She's all squished. She's like so it's like a little tea. that table has a little pop troll on it. But it probably wasn't. It probably was like a bigger water. Yeah. Yeah. It was funny. Trip level? Five. Yeah, this one is easy. Five. Five. Yeah. Just like you get the kinks, you get the heat going it.

When it's just there. Yeah. Yes. Would you recommend this book? I would. It's definitely if you want like a big story plot book, this is not it for you. Um but But I think that if you just want like a quick easy read that has all the smut, I definitely would recommend this book. Yeah, I would agree. It's a quick easy read. It's smutty and it gets you through that. We need to talk about that.

We'll figure it out right now. Let's do it. What's our next one? I don't know. I'm reading the ritual right now, but it is like an almost 600 page book. Yeah. I don't know. If you guys have any recommendations for us to cover next time, let us know because we have not discussed it.

Yet. So two beats tunes. Yeah, we'll talk about that. We've got two weeks. Yeah, we'll post it. We'll figure it out and make sure it's announced at that point. I didn't realize that until there was like a fuck. Oops. If you guys have any recommendations or you there's a book that you've been wanting us to cover, let us know.

know and maybe that will be our next one because we don't have anything in the cards right now. We could do flip which is the second one to this. Yeah we could do that one. That one's probably a short one. That's about um Erin and Trey. Yep, we'll just say it's flip. Okay. Unless you guys give us another thing. Yeah. Another thing. That one. Alrighty guys. That was a shit show bus. Show a bus. Yeah.

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