Smut Quest: Reading the Sexxxy Path

In which, Jane, wife and smut connoisseur, introduces husband, Johnny, virginal reader, into the wide world of smut and depravity.

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Episode 4: Fruitbat

Join us, Jane and Johnny Smut, as we navigate the outlandish world of romance in this season one campaign reboot. In this episode, we slow things down a bit with just the two of us and discuss the enduring mysteries of zombie dick. If you're afraid of zombies, no worries. We didn't find any here. They can't all be winners, can they? Spoilers will be discussed, as well as each sexy scene, so enter at your own perverted peril. This is SMUT QUEST!

Jun 30, 2025•43 min•Season 1Ep. 4

Episode 3: The Alien's Prize

Join Jane and Johnny Smut as we navigate the outlandish world of romance in this season one campaign reboot. In this episode, we are joined by Dirk and Daisy as we discuss possible alien extinction and the brave exploits of one human woman . Any of you smut paladins also x-philes? Well, this is the episode for you--though we think Scully would have BELIEVED in the kind of aliens we encounter in this book and ditched Mulder faster than you can say, "The truth is out there." Spoilers will be discu...

May 08, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 3

Episode 2: King of Pride

Join Jane and Johnny Smut as they navigate the outlandish world of romance in this season one campaign reboot. In this episode, we are joined by smut newbies, Lunatit and Just D, as we discuss the unpopular art of fluttering curtains. Spoilers will be discussed, as well as each sexy scene, so enter at your own perverted peril. This is SMUT QUEST! Outtro: Satisfaction by Devo

Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 2

Episode 1: Wet for Nessie

Join Jane and Johnny Smut as they navigate the outlandish world of romance in this season one campaign reboot. (Look, we decided to start using pseudonyms cuz we have jobs and stuff.) In this episode, we are joined by the infamous Roxxxy and Dr. Wally Balls as we discuss plesiosaurus anatomy. It's not an episode for our conservative paladins, so if you're afraid of sand crotch or frothy cocktails, maybe wait for a boring episode. Spoilers will be discussed, as well as each sexy scene, so enter a...

Jan 19, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 1

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