well hello all you beautiful people you know what time it is ladies and gents guys and dolls and everyone in between gather around get you something real nice to sip on and comfy to slip on cuz it's time for Smite Club here's your hosts Chelsea and Hannah [Music] [Laughter] hey everybody and welcome to Spot Club i'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and this is the podcast where we are two licensed therapists who occasionally daydrink and talk about smut i filled my glass of wine with a lot of
wine today i did see that you're welcome just for you looking forward to it i'm drinking this for you you're welcome i once uh on a weekday was like "Hey Vance I was thinking about like taking a little edible." And then he was like "Well I haven't really been planning on it but yeah I'll match your freak." So he takes an edible as well but my favorite part was later that week something came up and he was like talking about earlier he's like "I got high on a weekday
for you." And I'm like "Yes it was all for me every last bit of it."
And that's become a ongoing joke over the years since then i got high on a Wednesday i did that on a weekday for you i love that i feel it it was all for me i love that you're welcome so deeply but you know what he does on a weekday he edits this podcast every week for us every other week bless him i love my husband so much yeah he's a good husband he is i get sad for people who aren't married to my husband i'll take it back i think I'm a very specific personality
and I think my husband is a very specific personality and I think together like Yes like we we just like it makes sense you look at us and you're like "Of course Chelsea and Vance would find each other in every life they will inevitably find their ways back to each other." And I don't think like I get sad for people whose marriages I'm like "Oh marriage is like the dopest thing in my
life i love my marriage." I get really bummed that you don't feel about your marriage the way I feel about mine more than more than I'm like "I feel so bad for you that you're not married to my husband." It's not that i know what you mean yes yeah yeah yeah i'm like "Yeah my marriage is You don't have this vibe where you're like happy to see each other every day." Like where you're just like "Oh I get to hang out with my best
friend." Mhm yeah like that's Yeah i don't know i talk to people I'm like "Oh you just like why?" Like "No wonder you think marriage is lame."
Mhm yeah oh maybe talk to them every night like yeah yeah it doesn't have to be like this we can do better you your marriage can look like whatever you decide you want it to look like mhm you are the one who's choosing at this point yeah choose your own destiny babe yeah i remember talking to a close friend recently and they were not that they were having intimacy issues in their relationship but their sex life wasn't quite where they wanted it to be and they were just like you know I
realized the only way my sex life is going to get better is if I I'm the one who has to like decide that right like I'm the one who has to put that effort in yep i have to decide I want it to shift yeah literally and the same with your marriage communication like you have to decide you want it to shift if you're not happy with the current patterns of it mhm and I don't offer couples counseling but I love our therapists who do shout out to y'all god bless the Gotman's for
giving us some some guiding the four horsemen oh the four horsemen i remember being so new into couples counseling like I came from the world of crisis and one of my individual clients was like "Yeah I started couples counseling with my husband the therapist had us watch this video on the four horsemen and I was like what the [ __ ] is that i had no revelation yes literally I was like I went to seminary i know how this works i understand who rides the pale horse i can do this i was like the
[ __ ] is stonewalling a Yeah but the Gottman's really bless yeah um okay so today we are reviewing a book of a very different dynamic yes yeah um it is called Daddybod from the Daddysized series by Margot Scott of course it is yep mhm we love Margot Scott and her affinity for daddy dom little girl romances this one is a novella it is a quick like I think the entire book is like 70 pages okay um so if you're looking for like a quick read palette cleanser kind of read
yes yeah i'm like which I don't know i feel like every book that I've been like oh I've been like waiting for this book to drop recently i pick it up and it's like 489 pages i'm like I mean I can but like then I read it I'm like you could have done it in 289 yeah no one needed Where what were you doing with that extra 200 pages yep you can just use the words he circled her [ __ ] like three fewer times and it would really cut back on the page count you could have used a couple of less
descriptors for the penis we get it it's It's thick it's manly it's velvet wrapped it's steel we all You don't have to say it anymore like we get it so but I don't like when they use the word purple me either i'm not a fan of that that wasn't where I was going where I was going is I hung out with some friends last night and we were all joking about how when you get to know somebody well enough whether it's a work colleague or a friend and you can like order for them
from takeout and stuff like you know that person right and we were discussing for some reason hot dogs and I can't tell you why because I don't remember but what I do remember is that there's one particular co-orker one particular co-orker who anytime we are ordering from a restaurant that might happen to serve hot dogs she always says ask them if they're the thick and juicy ones no she doesn't she does that is not real she does it is real because she doesn't
like the thick and juicy ones and she will tell you she wants She'll show you with her hand she will show you with her hand like how thick she wants the hot dog to be and if you're the one happening happening to call in the order you get to be the one to ask if they have thick and juicy hot dogs is that how everyone chooses to ask that question i don't know i have refused to ask it but Hannah I don't know if I could order for you i I I have no re No but I also still feel like we're pretty
close we are pretty close but I don't think I could order for you either i feel like I have a general idea but I don't think I could be specific about what you would want from the Taco Bell fiesta Potatoes i take it back well way to make me feel shittier sorry i was like I've it's only because I've seen you door dash that like 800 times when I was pregnant I did really go through a cheesy PS to potatoes that's not Here's the thing i like that I said when I was pregnant that
I remember like I think my obsession started as soon as I knew they existed which I think my freshman year of high school they're very good they really are yeah vance didn't even know that they existed until I was pregnant and ordered them i was like "I'm really craving cheesy cheesy fiest potatoes from Taco Bell." And he's like "What are those?" And I'm like "Oh the potatoes you going to learn today." Yeah i was like "With
the queso and the sour cream." And he's like "Yeah you're using words i still haven't had them." I'm like "Oh okay
fair." Um 10 out of 10 would recommend recommend yeah the other part of my order would uh be one of the spicy potato tacos yes or I'll do a breakfast crunch wrap in the morning with no bacon because it has the hash brown in it i do love a hash brown um and but I don't as a vegetarian I like making the breakfast crunch wraps meat-ree i don't feel like the general crunch wrap does as well if you just like it doesn't yeah like you can add black beans it just it's not the
same so I've transitioned to fully potato based i like that yes even Ford his order is a little like is the the cheat is the foldy with potatoes in it instead of meat and he'll just sit on the couch and nibble it and it's adorable i love that anyways what's your Taco Bell order so I don't feel as bad well a crunch wrap um sometimes I'll do a crunch wrap usually I will do a chicken quesadilla most of the time but I do like a crunch wrap yeah like I I really feel confident in your snack
choices oh yeah snacks we've got it on lock like I could do that with my eyes closed i could buy you snacks but yeah ordering you real food hit or miss for both of us yeah yeah we just we've ended up in more snack territory over the years and that's okay yeah yeah we're I don't know why I'm feeling I was like we're snack friends that sounds bad but it's not bad it's good like snack friends makes us sound more casual but it's not you were one of the first people I texted when I
left my vibrator at my parents house right like that that there's a level of closeness assumed there there is yeah um Okay so fun thing that happened last time I went to my parents house I did not leave my vibrator again i was very Is a vibrator involved no and my parents don't necessarily know that this happened um so if any of y'all tell them I'll [ __ ] know no snitches all right snitches get stitches y'all don't be a nerd don't tattle um no we had like packed like a
thing of like edibles when we went and one fell on the ground and I like Brandon our dog ate it um a whole edible and I was like what like we're like going to bed and I was like whatever he'll sleep great it'll be fine um so like the next morning we wake up it's like pretty early van like turn on our sides and we like are spooning and like the guest bed at my parents house i'm like what's that seems kind of wet at the end of the bed he's like no it's just it's just cold
no Brandon with his edible fully [ __ ] bed like just got up like at like where our feet are just like took a full dump on the bed and then went back to sleep afterwards and so I like hopped on my parents like "Hey do you guys have any like stain removal stuff?" Uh woke up and like Brandon like I don't know what happened but like Brandon accident crazy yeah he had an accident on the bed in the middle of middle middle of the night my parents like "Oh my gosh do you think like he
like got into anything do you think like we like we put the candy bowl away so we like couldn't like he wouldn't accidentally eat any chocolate?" I'm like "Yeah I don't know who can say?" So crazy yeah i was like "This is the first definitely uncharted territory with no discernable reason attached to it." I felt so bad i'm like "Poor Brandon
sorry Brandon." Yeah and I was like "Oh like well," and here's the thing he ate it it was very late and I'm like "I'm he already ate it i can't I'm not gonna like he's not going to be able to puke it up also it's not going to hurt him." So I'm like "Hopefully he'll just sleep
well." It's like and he did but he also pooped well yeah i felt real bad i'm like why is there something that happens every time we stay in this bedroom cursed yes okay so so is Daddy Bod cursed daddy Bod um not cursed i'll be the judge well you know yeah I'll I'll walk that back you You tell me if it's cursed at the end so we start with Jonathan jonathan is in his like mid to late 40s okay he's an electrician he is 6'8 he's a tall man he is Andre the Giant
i Wasn't Andre taller than that probably i don't know i have I have a family member who's 6'9 they lives his life banana pants my family is fully like everybody's 5'9 or below and we are 57 and up and and I'm the one who's dragging down the average i was going to say I'm the one who's bringing it up i'm the tallest woman i'm the heaviest and my feet are the biggest i wear a seven you're a bird yeah I am the largest in all ways in my family yeah 100% the largest female in my whole family
literally a month ago I was on the phone with my mom and she's like 5'7 yeah you were supposed to be 5'11 probably all those hormones we fed you as a kid i'm
like "Mom you got to let it go." 5'7's still pretty good for my 53 yeah i'm like "Hey mom the national average is 5'4 for women like I'm still doing okay you're doing great i'm like just stand next to be next time she's around and it'll be fine i'm like why are you lamenting the hormones you accidentally fed me 20 years ago like longer drop it so we've got a 68 [ __ ] we've got a 68 electrician in his late 40s named Jonathan noted Jonathan just bought a uh a fixer upper it is a large house but
that was kind of the thought right he like he's living in it as he fixes it up just kind of room to room he's a pretty solitary guy and he's also a guy who like he's 6'8 but it sounds like he's like a fluffier build and less of an athletic build 68 so a dad bod if you will yeah a daddy bod right uh his size tends to intimidate people in a way that like it's kind of over the years made him just more of a solitary guy like he's aware he intimidates people it's not what he's setting out to do so he
just kind of keeps to himself um he gets home from work and there's a random knock on the front door and he's like "Okay." So he goes and there's a cute little like 19-year-old girl at the door and she's like "Hey I saw that this was this place was listed with a room for rent i wanted to see if it was still available." And he's like "That must have been posted from the last owner and they never took down the posting." He's like "Cuz I bought the house and I am
not advertising for a roommate." Yeah uh but he can also tell she's a little desperate like and he's a little like I I want to make sure that she's safe are you okay like yeah you're saying you need a place to stay pretty fast like you're right yes and like to the point where he's like "Well like I do have a spare room that like you you kind of seem
desperate." So he's giving her a tour and like the post said that the room was like $400 and he's like "This whole house is like [ __ ] [ __ ] show disaster construction." So he's like "Yeah rent would be like 200 a month." Just whatever yeah like he's like "I wasn't this was not on my bingo card for today i just got home from work i wasn't expecting anyone to knock on the door but you clearly need need something."
And he's like "Yeah." So like rent will be 200 due to its condition right like he's just like "We're setting expectations low." Yes and she's like "Okay so like rent would go up once like the
renovations are finished." And he's like "Yeah sure yeah we'll we'll cross that bridge that sounds like a conversation for future us current us table it 200 a month i don't even know what I would do if someone offered I would assume I was paying with sexual favors if someone told me I only had to pay 200 a month in rent i'd be like in this economy okay no I understand here so full-time I am just doing whatever you want to your body and face potentially hand face potentially but to supplement
that 200 I can do that like okay i mean you drive a hard bargain depending on the location that's a deal i'm not gay but 20 is 20 you know uh so he once again he can like tell she very much needs a place she's like "Okay like I can do 200." and he's feeling some sense of relief and he's like "Okay thank God she'll have a safe place there will be a roof over her head i don't fully know." And she's like "Can I move in tomorrow?" And he's like "Oh it's
like that." Okay he's like he's like "Are you living in your car you can just stay here tonight." Like yeah well he's like "Yeah like what time?" And she's like "Well like what time do you work?" And he's like "I leave for work at 7:00." She's like "I'll be here at
6:30." A like that sort of just he's like he can tell yeah it's not not quite right yes so switch to April april is the 19-year-old co-ed who knocked on his door she needs a place to live because her stepmother is in the most professional wording I can use a [ __ ] so recently I had a client who um I was seeing weekly Mhm on Tuesdays and at the end of our session I said "All right man i'll see you next
Tuesday." And hung up the f the video call and then I was like "But I will i'll literally see you next like no really." Like "I will really literally actually see you next Tuesday i'm so sorry."
I've thought about that repeatedly happened like a month ago and I'm still like "Oh my god do you feel like it's impeding your therapeutic rapport no I don't think he remembers it at all pretty sure i do though my favorite is the reverse of that when you like hold a session and like a month later you're talking to a client and they're like "So like a month ago when we met you just said this thing and I've been Yep i've been ruminating
on it ever since." And you're like "What the [ __ ] did I say a month ago?" Oh god i hope that past me was like professional and insightful [ __ ] yeah i hope it wasn't like when my client told me she had two dates with two different guys over the weekend and I said "Well
make sure you shower in between." And that was how we ended the session she told me she's like "I immediately as as soon as we hung up that session she's like I text three friends and was like yo my therapist just trolled me so hard fred me for filth that's incredible i was like as soon as I said it I was like [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah we've all been there where you say something and you're like please don't call attention to it please don't call attention to it can we please just
tacitly agree to never reference this again but unfortunately no this was a client that I'm like we're like 5 years into our therapeutic relationship for me oh yeah i had another client who was like "Yeah I gave your your name to a friend who was looking for a therapist and was like "Chelsea's great." Like sometimes she'll just like lightly roast you i'm like "What is this energy that I'm me just gently calling your attention that's what you came for that is what
you are paying me for." Is it a roast if it's accurate and for your benefit if it's billable is it still a roast ted Dansen wants to know cuz he's still really upset about the Whippy Goldberg situation he has a lot to repair ted my favorite thing about Ted Dancing was apparently when The Good Place came out all of like the cast had NDAs for like the first season so like they like wouldn't spoil it and Ted apparently couldn't keep it to himself so he would be like "Yeah I'm working on this new
show." And people would be like "Yeah
sounds cool man." and be no like you don't get it so we kept like telling everyone I really enjoy him a lot he's so pure ted is Ted is the best so okay so we're moving in step April stepmister like truly uh she so they kicked her out stepmom and her dad kicked her out when they found out how she was paying for school she was paying for school fans as a cam girl yep um stepmom has always kind of been a [ __ ] like when she was younger stepmom would be like "Oh like
it like when she'd like go to like eat another cookie," she's like "Oh eat that you're not going to fit on Santa's lap." Like that sort of just like Yeah body shaming negativity gross yes and so what put all of this into motion was that April was like "I'm sick of her body shaming me i just want to live my life i'm gonna eat the second serving if I want to eat the second serving and it's okay get it April um and stepmom was like "Oh I'm sorry you no longer see yourself as a worthy investment."
And if you don't view yourself as a worthy investment like if you won't invest in yourself why would we we invest in your tuition yeah so my see you next Tuesday wording was uh accurate had a motivator behind it for sure right and dad is just like back in the [ __ ] like dad's just like that's like worse somehow yeah like dad loves his daughter but not enough to like actually do anything about it exactly i love you but not enough to act on it so just take my word for it that I really do love you
yes and so I guess the whole shtick with her cam channel is she's an aspiring librarian that's what she's in school for she's a virgin and she reads erotica while wearing lingerie she never strips fully naked she never like self-stimulates or anything like that just reads erotica while wearing lingerie does she read it out loud or it's just her silently sitting there i was like "Why are we watching that?" I was like "Why are we watching?" So we're just watching someone read silently i
was like why are we watching that important clarifying question oh my god sorry she is reading out loud to her viewers followers yeah yes okay um she goes back to the house to grab all of her stuff like she's moving all of her stuff out single-handedly her dad helps her move her mattress when she asks him to and even at that she's like "Why do you always take her side?" And he's like "I don't always take her
side." And he's like "But like it you didn't have to like be a cam girl like you and I could have worked something out quietly to like pay for your tuition behind your stepmom's back." Yeah and she's like "We shouldn't have to do this
behind her back." Like that's the whole like "What the [ __ ] Dad?" sort of situation why do we have to hide that you're supportive of me like why is that a secret yes exactly so it's now the following evening so she's all moved in yes so Jonathan is on his way home from work he's rushing home with a pizza to see April yes cuz did she eat he's probably worried about it he is well like he cuz she got there at 6:30 and he left for work at 7:00 and he like helped
her move her mattress in and he's like what 19year-old is so like so desperate to be some like they showed up car fully loaded at 6:30 the next morning ready to go like right to move in with a strange man in his 40s in a house that's under construction like oh the further we go the more concerning it gets like oh damn Right and he like he's very cognizant of that at some level and so he rushes home cuz he like wants to see her wants to make sure she's okay see how the day went
and so he brought a pizza back and he calls he's like "Hey I'm home i brought dinner." Sort of energy and he like doesn't hear anything so he goes up to knock on her door with all the construction she in her lingerie no the latch on the door is broken um and so when he goes to knock on the door it like caks open and he hears the water running from her on suite and he's like
"Oh she's in the shower." But he sees a tripod and laptop set up with like a tapestry hanging on the wall behind it like the camera is focused on the bed and he's like "What you doing who did I let into my house?" Yes uh he like goes over and sees that like the name of the website it's attached to is Dream Cams Live so he has some inkling uh but but then he hears the shower water like the water turn off so he like goes to like sneak out and as he's going back down the stairs she
hears a creek and she's like "Oh like did you call me?" He's like "Oh dinner's Yeah I got like pizza it's here like let me know if you like want some."
Your face your face is saying so much but also not anything i'm thinking about the time a friend of mine who's a photographer years ago had decided that she wanted to get into like the budwoir situation like as it was starting to pick up and I was like I would love to do that for Matt's birthday sure like if you're trying to build your portfolio I'd be happy to do it so she found an apartment to rent by the hour in Atlanta oh no i don't love this on some kind of
like it was like a a site specifically for like gig workers and and like photographers things like that who would need to do something like that and the guy renting the room was like "Yeah when you check in or like when you go go in there's going to be a guy at the desk do not tell him that you're renting by the hour just let him know like what unit you're looking for and they'll send you up don't worry about it." Yep this feels great and I was like
"Porn has been shot here." Like just to be clear porn has been shot here and I'm going to be in my underwear so there are certain things I'm not going to touch just for the record like we'll be doing that my sister-in-law and brother-in-law were doing an Airbnb out of their basement for a long time like had its own entrance like full private people could come and go as they please but someone had asked they're like "Hey we like don't need it overnight but we
would love to use the space for a photo shoot." And then when the photos were like found later I'm like "This is porn this is Yeah i was like "That's a print I made you in your basement love that
it's featured in porn." Um yeah the photos I took were never published for others to see but yeah were they used for her portfolio yeah but she did like blur on my face and stuff i was like I'm so covered in tattoos though it doesn't really matter yeah I was going to say your tattoos are pretty distinct regardless yeah like I didn't have all the tattoos I have now in those photos but still it's like you know if somebody was curious enough they could figure it out i'm like yeah you
can blur out my face and I don't know many people who have a full floral world map from their left shoulder blade onto their right tricep like I think it's going to give me away yeah I did wear a clown mask in some of the pictures oh my god oh my god oh my god to troll my husband i did do that i don't think I trolled him i think I made him hard your your husband loves ICP he does but I don't think the twisty mask with me topless like did it i don't think that
was the one but it was pretty funny for him to be looking at the pictures and they go "Oh yeah mhm i did do that i had a friend back in Nashville who was a very very talented photographer and her and her husband had just started renting this like super cute studio in a very like trendy part of town that like the rent was just like the rent might honestly have been more than my mortgage is now but she was like but I can use it for budoir as well and I was like I don't I
don't know if I want that many photo shoots happening in my living room like when they leave this is still the space that I exist in no not for me no not for me so he tells her there's the pizza she was like "Yeah let me I just got out of the shower i'm not done joining you for dinner." Um it's funny because when she comes downstairs she's holding a orange tabby cat that like has been a stray he's been feeding but she's holding the cat and she's like "You didn't tell me you have
a cat." And he's like "I don't." And she's like "Oh probably shouldn't have let it inside then but now that it's here would you like a cat?" How do you feel about the name Mango cute they feel great about the name Mango so now they have a cat together named Mango but while they're sitting and eating he's just like enthralled that she's there he thinks she's so pretty he's just like checking her out he's very aware that she threw on clothes post shower and is not wearing a
bra but also because of her upbringing she's sitting there and he's like checking out her boobs and she's seeing him stare at her while eating and she's just like he thinks I'm really fat yeah like like she's like "I like to eat." And he's like "Yeah who doesn't?" And I love that for you he's like "That's a cool fact." Like are we just saying things we like yes i like your boobs like "Okay."
She asks uh while they're eating if she's like "Hey like would you be able to fix the latch on my door it's broken." And he's like "Yeah no problem." So he grabs his toolbox when they're done eating and goes up and by the time he goes up they're like the camera and everything has already been put away so he's like
"Okay now I know i get it." Yeah but he fixes the door goes back to his room it's now late they're going to bed and he's like I'm going to look up her channel and fantastic news she's streaming right now so he joins the stream from across the hall yeah maybe on the first floor maybe it's a master on Maine who can say but he also like he very much is intrigued by her thinks she's stunning is very into her but is also like she's a child who clearly has some [ __ ] going on
let's tread carefully here sort of energy i can objectify her in secret yeah like when he's like he watches the channel and is also like this is the closest I'll ever get to having April for myself a is like the the thought behind it right so like kind of creepy yeah but also like his heart was he's trying yeah we can give him that yes so as he joins she's finishing reading a story and is engaging with the comments and she's wearing her cute little lingerie and someone is like "Oh
I'd love a private bedtime story." She's like "Oh like you got to pay extra if you want to go into a private room." And Jonathan's like "Fuck that she's not
going." So like he pays the full amount for a private room and he's like "We I got him i don't want her going into a private room with another username on here i want her going into a private room with Electric J20 you know?" Yeah i I don't think he felt that strongly about his username he's in his mid-40s he's just creating a username to see the content not like my husband who still uses Squiggy Tubs to this day in his mid-40s squiggy tubs you heard me squiggy Tubs
yep vance uses Vzy as his like username and like gaming name for everything but then whenever he's had to make profiles or like things for me now I'm cheesy cute and it's just kind of continued i'm like honestly it's kind of easy for I like it yeah i don't use it anywhere else if anyone called me cheesy I would not reply to it cuz I would not know that they were referencing me a but you know when I'm playing Mario Party I'll gladly be cheesy sure so he pays the max
amount to go into a private room uh and she's like "Okay so what like what kind of story would do you want?" and she's like going down the list of options that she has and she's like "Oh I have some
that are like daddy dom baby girl." And she's and so in the chat I do find it interesting because there are several interactions that they have in this novella where he's typing and she's replying right right right okay cuz she's a cam girl right like a Twitch situation almost yeah like cuz it is live so it's literally just replying to the comment and so he's like "Oh like does that turn you on?" Like daddy do little baby girl and she's like "It
does." Like I've never like said it i don't really like normally tell people that sort of energy she asks him if he's hard and he's like "From the moment I saw you."
It's different when you know that he's down the hall yep and then she gets to reading the erotica and like that's kind of how that scene ends is them starting this online relationship in this regard all right mhm sit break we're not sponsored by Boa Box but it would be a lot cooler if we were you guys can just sit and # goals listen to my sip sounds we've already established we don't like ASMR i really don't no me either i really don't no i could watch all of the rug
cleaning videos on TikTok with none of the sound effects yes i I literally listen to them on silent yeah or sometimes I'll just speed to the end like there's a point like there was one recently I was like this rug cleaning video is 6 minutes long too much we're doing too much i am not this passionate get a new rug i can't do that with you yeah no I I actually did get a new rug because my the runner in my front entryway has the side of it has been curled since we got it like it had like
sticky pads on the bottom still curled could not get this rug fully flat to save my life we've had it for like 5 years vance was like "You know we can just get a rug we like better right?" the freedom I felt in that moment that I had not like processed before i was like "Oh my god I can I could do that i could
do that right now i did." There you go of course the one I ordered I thought was in stock with Teimu but it wasn't it was a pre-order and then it will be shipped by sea so you know I'll see it a couple of months from now 2026 2027 maybe but I like my knee-jerk reaction as soon as I ordered the rug i threw out the old one so now we're just rugless heathens we're just raw dogging it in our front lobby not raw dogging living on the edge without a front runner right i'm sure when you walked in my
house today you were like "The vibes are
off." First thing I noticed I was like I cannot believe there's no front runner in here ridiculous you're like quite frankly I don't want to be dramatic but this might impact our friendship long term like I don't know if I can be here physically emotionally i don't feel comfortable i don't feel safe physical and emotional safety are paramount and I don't feel them with the removal of that rug okay so it's a few weeks later sure oh so we've been living together for quite
some time now yeah i'd say we're maybe like 2 weeks later i don't know but they definitely seem to have like found a bit routine of a rhythm yeah they're definitely setting into their roommate routines jonathan is very sweet and like does little things where like they're like eating breakfast and he's like "I filled your tires with air." And she's like "What tires?" And he's like "Your your your car tires they look low so I filled them with air." And she's like
"Oh thanks." Like just very tires need air that's the energy she's giving to me i don't know exactly i'm like "April pause think about it for a second how many other tires do you have i have some questions right and where would we be putting air if not in your tires on your vehicle i'm like did you bring a bike is that like It's my six-speed my Schwin topping up my Schwin okay i think we've talked about this before the Virginia Creeper Trail mm-m so it is it doesn't start in Damascus
Virginia but that's where the uh Happy Shack bike shuttle place that we rent from historically they are in Damascus Virginia so I think the whole trail for the Virginia Cooper Trail is like 34 miles in total we do half of it so we do 17 miles and it is the old train tracks oh okay and so it's called the creeper trail because it's on like a 6% grade and so the train would slowly creep up the mountain and so people would be like "Oh yeah it looks like it's creeping
because of the the steep incline." So that's how it got its name right um I don't go uphill I go downhill so we go to Damascus Virginia we pay the nice people at the shuttle shack our money they drive us up to the top of the mountain with the bike that they have let me borrow and then I coast that [ __ ] downhill for 17 miles and at the end I go I just rode 17 miles [ __ ] and even though I'm like it 15 were downhill the final two I was I was pedled a little bit but there's a dude
and I don't know especially because the creeper trail was absolutely impacted by the hurricanes last year uh he has done the full creeper trail i want to say both ways like up and down every day for like 20s something year like something insane that is bananas and there was a day where I was struggling going downhill and I passed him like the iconic I was like holy [ __ ] that's the dude i'm like that man is not even [ __ ] struggling that man just rides his bike 34 miles uphill at a 6% grade
on a daily basis it could never be me mostly because I never learned to ride a bike but also because I would not do that kind of physical activity i'm learning new things about you you don't know how to ride a bike no neither does Kay really yes cuz we when uh Kay and Austin came up to my parents house with us a couple years ago and we're like "Oh we should all go to the the creeper trail." And Kay was like "Well I don't know how to ride a bike so that
would not be fun for me." Not for me yeah kay and I could hang out and drink while you guys do the creeper trail but yeah I I'm fascinated all right do your sisters know how to ride yep both of them uh-huh mhm the face you're making right now you're like "Yeah yeah I'm aware they sure do they sure should know how to ride a
bike." Yeah great question Chelsea great question yeah there's a lot of things about being a middle child that are just different you know and me not knowing how to ride a bike is one of them so yeah I just never learned do you have any desire to learn no no I don't yeah not at this juncture so like if Matt surprised you and like I bought you like a bike you wouldn't be like this is a great surprise i'd be like I can't ride one why would you do that it'd be a weird use of money knowing I
can't ride okay what if it had training wheels sure I give it a go whatever i don't have any dignity left it's not like training wheels would hurt it although to find an adult bike with training wheels on it might be a whole different issue like what about training wheels and your whole response is essentially yeah you can't emotionally hurt me so I guess we could do some training the emotional damage has been done i mean no no no oh my god it's fine it's fine
my cousin did try to teach me once when I was 15 when we were on the beach but um I wouldn't call it successful i could sort of go in a straight line but like turning was not a thing you know i would liken that to when I was taught how to drive stick i'm like was I given a lesson absolutely technically yes could I execute if left to my own devices absolutely [ __ ] not also just to be clear I learned to drive stick in a 99 tel in the mountains of Montana and when you're learning how to like
take your foot off like and like what that can when you hit the clutch and when you go into neutral and all that stuff yeah learning that on a hill where when you take your foot off you start rolling backwards was so intimidating and I vividly remember my best friend trying to teach me to drive stick in her car we're on a hill and I look over and there's just grinding every gear there's a couple on a walk seeing what's happening recognizing what's happening and just dying laughing and I'm like
you you you know what i hope you enjoy every bit of this moment you earned it i I earned it for you happy to share this with you i learned to drive stick in Florida which is flat so Well that's where I met Joanne so I Why did you go all the way to Montana to learn to drive stick cuz the [ __ ] moved my best friend moved and I had to follow her want to see you next Tuesday also one time on that same trip I went out to visit her twice in Montana while she was living there she's now in
Texas but when she was living in Montana we started she was like "Yeah let's drive up the mountain cuz it's a beautiful view and there's like a ski lodge up at the top." Cool sounds great uh so we go to Dairy Queen and get some blizzards to eat sure it is the beginning of March in Montana chile there is a blizzard happening yeah she's like "We should drive up this mountain."
Halfway up the mountain i'm like "How long does it take to get there like how much further is it?" And she goes "I don't know i've never made it all the way." I went "The [ __ ] did you just say?" And she's like "Yeah last time I like slid into a tree I just sat and played my guitar until someone could come and get
me." Is it important to you to make it to where we're going today luckily like she did live at the base of the mountain okay so we if we kept walking we would have found her fiance turned now husband eventually who's former military he's a very capable human sure he has her name tattooed on his neck it's intimidating that is intimidating it really is that is so much commitment yeah they hit a rough patch for a while and that came up awkward yeah he was like "What do I do i have your name
tattooed." And I remember literally thinking "Really hope you all get through it." They did yeah doing great well thank God for that but did also I've had I'm like "Oh a a name neck tattoo." Yeah cuz I have a couple's tattoo but you would never know that i have two matching tattoos with my husband and two tattoos for my husband right and none of them just say dance i think it was Ron Fanches who had the stand up where he's like "I saw a
neck tattoo that said [ __ ] Linda." He's like "Either that person really loves
Linda or really hates Linda." Either way Linda could probably do better but like I've got for Linda justice for Linda okay so it's a couple weeks later they've fallen into this like roommate routine and he's doing sweet things like filling her tires with air and then um also worth noting electric J20 has bought every private session for the rest of the month so the work on the house is halted because he doesn't have any money well no he does well he works a full-time job so he only works in his
house on the weekend and this is the weekday evenings yes cuz he's still electrician oh right right right yes okay so he's also capable of fixing a lot of things in his house it's not like he's like I've got some YouTube tutorials and a lot of heart yikes which for the record is what my husband has and he does great work i was going to say my husband has done a lot with YouTube including fixing my oven which was pretty intense vance made me arched built-in bookshelves incredible
from YouTube tutorials maybe Tik Tok tutorials yeah either way right there is a lot to be gained sure but I do also feel like maybe not with electricity though well and I don't know if Here's the problem on the flip side there are now things where I'm like "This seems broken we should call someone." And Vance is like "I bet I could fix it." And I'm like "Damn it Vance okay why don't you try to fix it let me know how it goes."
watch our oven sats into that he's like I think I've done all I can and then we called someone finally and they're like yeah this [ __ ] is broken yeah i'm like I knew i knew months ago our element blew out of our oven which was horrifying by the way because it's like an a a light bulb going out where it like flares bright and then pops oh that's terrifying it was pretty terrifying for me to experience um but Matt did figure out how to replace the full element and it really upset me
because I wanted a new oven but he was so proud of himself for fixing it so I had an ex who crashed his car into someone else he was at fault in the accident we're just going to say that from the jump call a spade a spade but we were living in Tennessee his car had been purchased and was registered to California and in Tennessee they were like "Oh because of the amount of damage you're over the threshold so your car is now considered totaled because it would cost so much to
fix it." And and then they went "Oh wait your car is technically registered in California it's worth more there your car is not totaled there so I guess we'll fix it because of the insurance standards for being totaled so he like fully He's like "Okay well this is shitty but at least I get a new car out
of this situation." Jokes on you [ __ ] yep jokes on you you crashed it and you still drive it it will be your car after forever that happened to me when I was driving my 1999 Buick Regal and somebody rearended me and totalled her car because that [ __ ] is made out of steel fully and so it just looked like it was turning to the left my car her car the front end was gone like she hit me on 85 oh rear ended me on 85 yeah how fast do you have to be going to rear end someone
on 85 holy [ __ ] really fast really fast i had a concussion it was really bad but they were like "Well we're gonna fix your car regardless whether it was totaled or not." And I was like "Can I please have a new car it's 2013 and I would love so much to not be driving a 1999 Buick Regal where none of the electrics work including the gas gauge so I just have to feel it if I have to
put gas in the car." Like but no they just fixed it unfortunately the on my drive to moving to Texas my entire power steering column went out i had to get it replaced the week I moved to Texas and then beyond that once it was fixed the gas gauge never worked quite right again so after when it would hit a quarter tank I was like I could have 200 miles left i could have 20 m left i guess we'll find out when we hit the highway baby literally and the number like I
missed a therapy appointment i had to call my therapist and be like "Hey I'm not going to make our session i'm on the side of 183 waiting for a tow truck because my gas has left my car does my car say it has plenty of gas?" Yes mhm mhm yep but here we are and you know what if I had electric J20 he would have filled my car with gas i wouldn't even be in this situation tires gas oil you would have been cruising to that therapy appointment yeah would have been able to
work through the emotional trauma where were you electric J i've been holding that trauma for 10 years now jonathan was on with a cam girl apparently with April the cam girl uh so yes he's now bought up all of the sessions and so flip I guess we're we're still on April's perspective uh she sees her dad calling her and she's like "Oh this is the first time my dad has called me since I've moved does he does he care does my dad finally care about me?" So she's like "Hi what's up?" It's the
stepmom being like "Well I guess you are alive." Seeing that like yeah she's the worst um and like just automatically is like "Oh well have you found a new job yet do you need money how are you paying for your rent?" Like all of these and April's like "Yeah like the house is still under construction but would love to have you guys over for dinner." And like is just trying to be like "Yeah wants the relationship to be anything
other than what it is." And also that's a little bit of like I don't know maybe I'm interpreting this like a little bit of a [ __ ] you as like a Yeah no I'm doing great come see the place like right love to have you yeah you threw me out because I was a cam girl because you decided my size disqualified me from having my college tuition paid for yes livid yeah like I feel my chest i was going to say like right in here right in my chest yeah so that night when April and Electric
Jay are having their cam date it seems as though they've like started having some more personal conversation so he knows a little bit about her Electric Jay not as Jonathan knows a little bit about the family and so she's telling Electric Jay how she has invited her parents over for dinner um and that she's like bummed that her dad still hasn't reached out and like in the chat Jonathan's like "Any father would be lucky to have you in his life i know I
would." And then she's like "Do you want to be my dad Jay?" Like that like so we're The energy is shifting yeah yeah yeah i feel the energy shifting 1,000% it's not subtle nor is it trying to be yeah subtle is not a word in this synopsis um also he had sent maybe I guess probably to a PO box but sent her an outfit to wear uh so like sent her some little lingerie so she's wearing the little like set that he got her on their their date and she chooses another Daddy Dom little girl
kind of story line and as she's reading through this one it's definitely arousing and like doing everybody's into it yeah yes and the situation is escalating and so he's still chatting but once again she's responding verbally and so it kind of starts like the if I were there I would take such good care of you like well what would you do and so he's like walking her through the scene um and at one point I forget exactly when uh but she ends up turning the camera because she has never been
fully nude on She's like "I don't." She's like "I I don't do that." Yes and so like at one point he's like "Are you wet like show me your wet panties." And then or "Show me how wet you are." And you can like tell that she's a little like "Oh I don't." And he's like "That's
my boundary." Like well he's like "Just show me the wet spot like you don't need to like bury yourself to me sort of energy so she ends up shifting the camera so he can watch her face uh but cannot see below the waist as she is masturbating on camera an escalation yes and so it's like one of those things where it's like I'd ask my baby girl like where she wants daddy to touch her and she's like I wish you were my daddy and so like this whole situation is is
kind of starting and he's like I want to see you come she says she wants daddy to be her first she's imagining at this point both Jonathan and Electric Jay as like two like she hasn't connected these dots yet by any she's thinking about Jonathan while this is going on cuz she's into him and all of his 68 glory yes and like all of the ways he just like takes care of her without Yeah expectation in a way that like clearly her family has not supported her or taken care of her as such um so
when she's like I want daddy to be my first and he's like that's because your daddy's good girl and I love you so and she's like so she ends up like orgasming then as she's coming down she's like "Okay well he like said he loved me."
But like that was probably just like the heat of the moment he probably meant he loves this interaction we're having yes me as a person i love you too but like it's kind of like I don't I if I'm remembering correctly and I forgot to put this in my outline like he's like "No like I said what I like
clarifies." Yeah I meant what I said yeah very much um so now we're going to jump to the next weekend where her parents are coming over for dinner that night yes um they've been working on the house more consistently throughout the week knowing that this is happening like she's clearly nervous wants it to be nice wants it to to be a special evening jonathan's also kind of like I'm your landl like for all intents and purposes like I don't need to be at this dinner
like yeah I don't need it keep working on the house you have dinner elsewhere um when they get to the house the stepmom her name is Eloise i forget the dad's name doesn't really matter eloise doesn't really matter right either uh but like Eloise is like once again immediately critical a [ __ ] yeah just like critical making all these comments being like "Oh is is he joining us for dinner?" And April's like "No he's he's really busy."
And like the like "Wow I can't believe your new landlord is self that he wouldn't even come to the dinner that you made." Like just those sort of like "Yeah but he's my landlord not my lover or my friend so why would he come?" Well and also on the flip side like and Jonathan said he's like "Yeah I get where as if your 19-year-old daughter moves in with someone you'd probably want to know who the [ __ ] she was living
with." Yeah but that also doesn't seem to be the motivator for the stepmom right it's more just to be like if he had shown up she'd be like "Well right." Well and so he does because April like pops her head into whatever room he's working it's like "Hey like they like I'm Can you go meet them?" Yeah like they'd love to meet you and so at this point he's like "I'm going to join
them." Yeah for for dinner and as they're sitting at at dinner the stepmom is like "Oh it's like have you gotten a new job like I noticed you haven't been at your desk in weeks and like Jonathan starts realizing he's like how often is her stepmom checking her cam feed to like see that like she hasn't been like why is she so obsessed with like [ __ ] on her like oh like what did you get a new job how are you paying for your rent like just that sort of Yeah real like underhanded very underhanded
at no point explicitly saying anything but like very much trying to subtly imply that April is prostituting herself mhm for room and board which by the way sex work is valid work but like maybe if you hadn't kicked her out for eating that second cookie yeah you know like what are you trying to do here yes for the record sex work is valid work everyone is valid like by no means [ __ ] on on I know I know but I also just like felt like I like still needed to say it yeah
but yes very much just like trying to like be like "Oh like so how are you afford?" So how much is rent here right and April's like "Oh a couple hundred."
But like I fully expect that to go up like when renovation exactly right like really made uh her grandma's mac and cheese recipe and when she served it to her stepmom she's like "Wow could you have like chosen a more like fattening dish?" Yes and so she's like "Okay why don't you just give that piece to dad and I'll like cut you a smaller piece?" Like that sort of energy just trying to keep the piece yes and like Johnson is just like getting like more and more
pissed by the moment cuz he's like "What the [ __ ] is happening here?" And like April starts like trying to apologize to Jay Electric Jay Jonathan whatever your name you want to use right like what her stepmom is like clearly implying and Jonathan is like "No need to
apologize baby girl." And then she's kind of like "Wait did he just say "Baby?" And then and then stepmom's like "What did he just say?" And he's like "That's none of your [ __ ] business what I said or what I didn't say she made this beautiful dinner because she wanted this to be a nice experience you're being an [ __ ] you're not being
supportive of her at all." And then he looks at her dad and he's like "What the [ __ ] is your problem man?" Like "What are you doing why are you even here?" Exactly he's like "You have an incredible daughter and you do nothing to defend her or like stand up for her like you should be so lucky as to have a daughter that you can support in that
way." And so just like fully goes off on the parents April sitting there shocked right shook right and they end up leaving right and so then like as soon as they leave though walks back in it's like "So baby girl huh?" So you're Jay she's like I might be making a leap but it seems to be and he tells her he's like he's like I am i found your your channel he's like please know like I have no expectations that anything will ever go further like I meant everything
I said when like everything I told you was true i do love you uh if you believe nothing else like believe that but like I I I promise you I wasn't like just like trying to like be a creep like I do i I love you a And then she's like offers her wrist and it's like then love me daddy it's like what she wasn't offering the wrist her wrist felt like she's being handcuffed she held his hands i don't know she did something that was like a I'm imagining like going up to a cop and being like
"Take me daddy." Like "Excuse me right now." Also then I'm thinking of all of the police officers I I know in real life who are like "You don't cuff in the front you dumbass."
That's not That's not going to be the sexy experience you're thinking it'll be i know you think you're trying to do something but you're not doing what you're trying to do right now no no no yeah so we go from like then love me daddy like they go upstairs they have Did he tie her up or did he just take her hand it doesn't matter yeah he didn't tie her up they have their solidifying [ __ ] very much i think something that stood out to me about how this like they they write Margot writes
a scene versus some other like not necessarily by Margot but just daddy down little girl romances um is I feel like in some books it can sometimes read as a little bit more of like a mental regression that they haven't talked about where you're like ooh this feels like is this a trauma response that they're like age regressing like this like if this works for your dynamic I'm not against it but like there should also be convers conversations about it and I think
matters in this kind of situation yeah and I think from April's perspective there was also acute awareness of the role she's playing in that moment right like at one point like like he takes his dick out and she's like "Oh that's so big daddy like is this how you like like do can you teach me how you like it sucked?" And like like and then when he like like in the book where his eyes get huge and her internal monologue is like I might be better at this role play than he anticipated but like I am
killing it right now kind of recognizing like that that is the role a role versus I think some books it there's no conversation about it and it reads like a regression i'm like well no now we're just entering like mental instability in a way that doesn't feel as good to navigate versus identifying the role that you're playing that you feel safe in right and I think even if you're regressing into that role being able to identify the role feels different if that Yeah no I get totally
what you're saying yeah yes yeah um so they go upstairs they have their solidifying [ __ ] they have their like she like "Daddy teach me how to like suck your cock." And he's like "Blowjob
lessons will be later little girl." That sort of energy he takes her virginity he makes sure it's good for her good and then the epilogue is 3 years later yeah 3 years later they're married we banged one time you get it we're in it to win it uhhuh yeah uh they're married they are adding an extension to their house she is uh she got her bachelor she's currently working on her masters or is about to start her masters in library science and she has a part-time job working at a library to get some
hours in love it she's 5 months pregnant oh and one I the room that they're building off the back is a playroom for her that will have cameras that they can still have their thing yeah and that's how it ends well all right yeah jonathan does show up in other books did he show up in Run Baby Run and Stay Baby Stay i think he does like cuz there's a construction company and he's the electrician who like works so like okay I think he's mentioned as like but yes this is his story um but yeah very if
you're looking for a not too complicated daddy do baby girl novella sort of situation mhm it's an easy read not too challenging no yeah very straightforward what's the scale cams tripods tapestries mac and cheese no the sound tripods feels complicated hey it's Jonathan's nickname from high school you know hey I know it will only be Ford's nickname if I make it his nickname which creates some problems but I will forever think of the anatomy scan that I had when the
ultrasound tech went "Oh wow that's a boy look at that torpedo." I was like "Trpedo would be a really
hilarious nickname." However in the future when people are like "How did you get the nickname torpedo?" You'd have to explain that you had a giant dick at your 20week ultra appointment you'd have to explain a lot of awkward stuff my mom thought it would be funny cuz it's not just that it was in the ultrasound it's that my mother told me and then chose to call me torpedo that's different layers that's different [Laughter] touche touche yeah valid that's like weird boy mom on
Facebook energy that we don't bring yeah that's one of those that like if it happens organically over time it's but I'm like that's not something you can force no no no mm- but objectively still hilarious i'm like yeah also one time I was over at my sister's house we were visiting them in Tennessee and I was bathing my son and she was like "Oh wow." And I was like "You're not the first it's his lore."
My 2-year-old origin story oh no you know I don't want to think about it beyond that i don't blame you but it is very hilarious objectively it is very funny so not torpedoes those weren't even in the book um tripods I guess cameras chats webcams mac and cheese air in the tires pressure in the tires really naming so many options that we have so many plot points outside of tripods I think tripods are still where we're landing so it has to be divisible by three right like we're not masochists i
mean we might be but not for that out of nine out of 21 i was going to go with 18 all right 18 or 15 15 tripods so many tripods it's a lot of tripods is tripod my son's nickname in high school jesus tripod or torpedo um can't wait for him to listen to this show years from now he definitely will poor guy to this episode to this episode specifically we flagged this episode for you we did this this is your legacy kiddo you're welcome it's your legacy okay um I just feel like this like Yeah we're
going to go like 21 tripods all right legs 21 tripod legs not cuz I I'm not multiplying 21 by three i'm not getting into that chaos we're going to go 11 tripod legs okay no 12 that one tripod is [ __ ] it's no longer a tripod it's going to fall over a little bit all right 12 out of 21 12 out of 21 tripod like about half a little over half yeah a little under little over a little over yeah listen we've changed the math on it a couple times i just had to confirm i'm
not that bad i am bad but I'm not that bad at math um no i I think it is exactly what I expected to pick up we got what we signed up for 1,000% no more no less you looking for a daddy dumb baby girl novella 70 pages i got you fam like yes this is this is it it's very simplistic it's very straightforward in that regard um really no frrills on it like but also if it's what you're looking for sounded kind of nice yeah it's a good palette cleanser for sure by no means shipping on it
like I'm not going to give it like 21 i'm not insane but like Yeah it's like a good middle of the road Daddy Dom novella yeah who's the author again margot Scott marggo Scott that's right that's right that's right no i wonder if they're related in my heart and in the lore that I have created for Jan which is not founded in reality Margot is her daughter 100% i like to think of them working at a coffee shop together yeah writing about dicks and Jan teaching Margot the control F
function so that she can use her stories repeatedly but with different names A and then you're going to controll P well oh you missed the the C yeah controll okay now that you've copied the thing click Ctrl F dante yeah anytime it says Dante switch that out for Damian you'll feel great i was going to say Damian yes dante for Damian you get it it's going to be a whole new series no one will even realize the similarities literally the exact same one's in Tampa and one is
in in small town Maine they'll never know it still gets me the number of billionaires Jan expects me to believe live in Tampa Bay Florida absolutely not i mean with the real estate market at this point no I'm not excited you're like it's Hulk Hogan and no one else oh end of list sure tom Cruz and all the the other Scientologists [ __ ] the Scientologists scientologists don't count everybody knows that don't say that too loud don't put them on the census Stephen they don't count no do do
put them on the census all Scientologists are valued and wonderful and I don't want anyone coming after me she said "I don't want to be on that list like from the Leo Reiny show i
don't want to be on that list." That list is [ __ ] real i grew up in Clear Water that list is [ __ ] real do not come at me about this do not tweet at me about this i do not i was like I would rather be tapped i'd rather have my phone tapped by the FBI or the Secret Service than I would have it tapped by Scientologist did I tell you about the time on Roswell Road in Atlanta I worked down the road from this building that had like no windows and it had been
under construction and my coworker and I would drive by it every day on our way to lunch and we'd be like "What is that?" and he eventually went on some kind of exploratory mission and discovered it was the New Scientology Church in Atlanta and he was like "We should go." And I was like "You should go and tell me about it i'm not doing
that." Did you know that all churches have um like a special altar for Elron Hover i did not know that yeah all of them when I was in seminary one of our assignments was that we had to like go and experience a service at another religion so me and a friend we decided to go to the Church of Scientology in Dallas Texas we did all of their opening assessments and they told me all of the courses that they thought I should take internally to improve myself as they were scoring my test they like
made me watch like this video in the interim and then I was like "Yeah I'm not going to do But also when my friend signed us up for it she put her she put either her email or phone number she put one mhm they reached out to her on the other like being like "We're so Yeah like we're so excited about your
tour." And she was like "How the [ __ ] did they get that?" I mean I don't think she said [ __ ] cuz we were in seminary at the time but like she was like "How the hell did they She probably wouldn't say hell either i'll get I'll rework it right?" Yeah how did they get my number yeah or my email like whatever it was i just remember her sending me a screenshot and being like "OMG what?" And I was like "Can't wait to go
tomorrow." Yeah wild times we respect all creeds and religions here we for the record we really truly do that might have sounded sarcastic but it wasn't we genuinely It wasn't and I I am like pausing i ap like by no means trying to [ __ ] on anyone's lived experience by any stretch of the imagination um I can say my lived experience has given me hesitancy and pause when it comes to some certain things and that is the current lens through which I view those things well said and on that note
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