well hello All You Beautiful [Music] People you know what time it is ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and everyone in between gather around get you something real nice to sip on and comfy to slip on cuz it's time for smut Club here's your hosts Chelsey and [Applause] Hannah hey everybody and welcome to smut club I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and this is the podcast where we sometimes Day drink other times don't today is a drinking day we will need it we will need it and we talk about um
romance novels of varying quality and caliber and caliber choose your vocab word um I am um trepidacious about today and the book that you have chosen I have no idea why it's just a book called Teddy that's a paranor a paranormal teddy bear stuffed animal romance I don't know why you are experiencing any level of trepidation H it's just your typical paranormal teddy bear stuffed animal Romance H okay Han I just I'm just going to point out and this is no judgment cuz you know I
adore you you read a lot of weird [ __ ] and then whenever I roll up and I'm like so I found some other weird [ __ ] you always like oh that's a choice but then I like I'm like is mine is mine weirder am I going more out of pocket is it all the same level and you just don't expect it from me I think maybe a little column A and A little column B um you know yeah it could be both I apologize for the haunted vagina none of us know none of us knew we will continue to blame Drew for that forever
but shout out to Drew that was our former coworker or my former coworker my current coworker um but no I think the difference is that you've done a lot of inanimate object ones well two I shouldn't say a lot this is the second right I got nervous for a second when you said two I was like two that we've already done I was like oh God did I black out did I forget one I was like this is the second inanimate object this is the the second that's fair but to When someone tells you they have an
erotic romance about aore who's not intrigued I mean I certainly have questions you were telling me earlier today about a balloon animal one I was yeah and quite frankly I'mma let you take that one I'm going to do it maybe not tomorrow but I'm going to do it like you know what Chelsea I'm going to keep it and then when the moment's right I'm going to remind you least suspect it okay so welcome to The Squeakquel this book is Teddy by Christina maddingley okay um it is less than 200 pages okay
so a a pretty quick simple read in that regard we start with Aaliyah um Aaliyah is on the phone with her mom and complaining about her boss and she's like I just wish that handsy fool would get hit by a bus sort of energy and her mom is like Aaliyah you know that the things you speak manifest things so like watch your words girl like and so you don't really know yet you're like if is that like a real thing is that like a passive thing but we do know that Aaliyah at
least has a history of speaking things into happening okay not like into existence not being like I would like a bottle of wine to appear like not Conjuring million dollars right yes but more of the like uh I think like her mom said like at one point she like wished that like oh do you remember when you wish that the neighbor's dog would like get hit by a car so would stop barking in the middle of the night and then it did remember when you like caused the whole
class to like get sick before a test like that sort of stuff has maybe historically happened like The Witches of Eastwick where they accidentally like make every yeah never mind yeah great deep cut thank you yes was that the one with Channing Tatum xwi no there were a couple witch series around the same time that all blend in my head feel like Witches of Eastwick was older than that but maybe not I'll have to look it up later we'll have to figure that out later yeah so Aaliyah
has a boyfriend Devin also apparently I was writing this very quickly when I was jotting my notes because it says Ali's boyfriend Dave neither of those are characters in this book we're here for the attempt da it's fine uh Devon is a like travel paramedic and he takes a lot of contracts outside of town so he travels a lot it seems like they have a very sexually open relationship and um like bringing other people into the bedroom with them and like a lot of toys and exploration when
they're together but when he's not there he's been like hey would love for us to be monogamous and like only explore those things when we are together yeah so it's a it's a lot of longdistance phone sex which is leaving her a bit frustrated also because apparently as soon as Devon finishes he's like nothing worse than Dad come am I right and just like hangs up so they'll be like on FaceTime and he'll finish and then just like hang up very abruptly and she's like this doesn't
feel great and like she's tried to communicate that to him and yeah he's like well you know how it is with the with with the dried [ __ ] like just kind of then have a tissue ready [ __ ] or like a wet wipe come on now yes like it feels like we have some proactive options we aren't pursuing here and like your girlfriend is expressing a need that you aren't hearing mhm and he will send her nice gifts he sent her like a Tiffany's necklace oh and he also sent her a giant teddy bear it's like a 4ot
tall teddy bear oh it was larger than he anticipated um so they Aaliyah and Devon or Ally and Dave call them what you want uh they are having sexy time on FaceTime he hangs up immediately after and she's feeling very sexually frustrated and just decides to use the teddy bear he gave her as a toy so she starts like [ __ ] the face of this teddy bear She lays it down sure on her bed I guess it Sout was well shaped I don't know I started that sentence and then regretted
it but still had to end the sentence I saw the moment that you found your regret and then the moment that you realized you were in too far and sounds like my prop night hey I okay all right okay okay listen I just needed a slight wine break I mean so using things that maybe were not intended as toys as toys cool like meet your needs cool cool yes so she is face [ __ ] this teddy bear and like and is verbal and like speaking out loud as she's doing it so she's just like man
like I wish you had a tongue to use on me like this feels so good like that sort of thing and then she's like she also took an edible at one point and this matters because she's like I swear I said that and I like I felt a tongue like what and then she's like this edible must be it is hidden yes very high quality drugs that I consumed so like she has a great orgasm comes very hard and falls asleep when she wakes up her room is clean like and she's like I know I made
a mess yesterday like there were toys out Teddy's face should be covered in some substances sort of deal and she's like my room is clean and there's like a warm presence and then realize it's like Teddy's spoon her so but once again not like moving his body just like she woke up and the teddy bear is spooning her and once again she's like my edible was Far higher quality than I really had any understanding up and just kind of is writing it off more potent than I anticipated which I think is the
normal reaction to an edible yeah yeah and I'm like if you wake up the next day and your like room is clean you're going like wow I should do that again this is a once a week edible Hi Chelsea was so productive yeah absolutely thank you Hi Chelsea going to make this my cleaning routine just pop an edible wait an hour and a half and see if things get [Laughter] clean um and then she I don't know gets a call text from a cooworker who's like whatever the boss's name was hit by
a bus and she's like oh [ __ ] are we still having to go to work is the cup and they're like right because I guess it's like a small I actually have no idea what the what the job is at any point but she she does have this coworker who lets her know that Haley I think is the cooworker lets her know that the boss was hit by a bus but uh we'll be making a recovery I was going to say in the way that Gina from Brooklyn 99 was hit by a bus and like recovery is possible or she become a
celebrity spokeswoman after dead now as horrible as the sounds I think he was recovering quite frankly it didn't matter to the the teddy bear part of this for me and but yeah I think he's in the hospital I don't think he's dead Okay um but we also it like comes up in this section that like she is a mage but like we don't really know what the full scope of those powers are it sounds like she can just kind of like sometimes speak things into happening over time
more than it's like potent power right right she decides that before she goes to work she wants to have some fun so she puts her strap on on Teddy I just love watching your face with the details um yeah you just said that so casually how was I supposed to say it Hannah I don't know but I can tell you that if I wasn't locked in I would have missed it so I said it too casually because you were like and so anyway yeah so she wanted to have some fun before work so she puts a strap on on Teddy okay
mhm um also I learned some things about [Laughter] sex you know honestly that's why we do this to learn and growing up when I repressed Christian households this is how I've gotten my education thank you um comprehensive sex education matters I don't know if they teach this in sex ed I did not know that there are squirting dildos what I like looked it up afterwards like I Googled it so my targeted ads are going to suck for a while but yeah squirting dildos like
that have like pumps so like you can so uh Aaliyah has a breeding Kink okay vary in to seen okay wants all of the seen sure like at one point in the future of this book I don't quite remember when but like they're [ __ ] and like Teddy's like I'll give you more seen than five men combined could ever give you together and she's like over the moon about it um and I'm not saying I'm going to hang up on someone immediately on FaceTime after finishing but I am probably closer to Devon on this
spectrum of like K is kind of gross it's been I'm like I'm not like like she's like buying fake [ __ ] to go in the squirting dildos like that level of and this is not please do not hear me judging anyone if this is what you're into this is a new territory for me that like I did not know squirting dild existed until earlier this week yeah well that makes me think of because I've read so many times where like they're like and I could feel him paint my walls or whatever and I'm like you what
what well or also sometimes when they're painting the walls and they talk about like the temperature difference and I was like how warm is their SE yes I have questions isn't it supposed to be colder than body temperature is it yes I have no idea yes why is it so warm then it shouldn't be that's what I'm saying like I felt his warmth flood me like what you're never mind nope I just that's my hang up with these books some of them but because when they're filling
them they're filling them with warm seen didn't didn't love that but here we are so she's like getting all of her toys ready she's filling the syringe for the squirting dildo just so much prep okay well she her boyfriend's on the road a lot so she is getting her knees met yes that's just a lot of prep she's also very vocal with Teddy like this whole time as well okay um and when she starts coming she realizes that she's filling this like the come fill her um but she didn't
actually press the button and so she's like oh like maybe it was faulty maybe it was like just realizes right right right that like the strap-on did what she wanted it to do but she just hadn't initiated it manually uh and then like as she's like looking around after she's like coming down from her high and is like oh my gosh everything is so messy and is she like looks at Teddy and is like huh I guess it'd be too much to ask like ask you to clean up right like uhhuh you're
a teddy bear and just like moves on with her day um but is very aware of the level of mess that she left to the point that she stops on the way home to buy an upholstery vacuum mhm mhm your eyes just got so large and then you like took a second to process it and you went okay deep breath and continue well so the thought I had was was the upholstery vacuum for Teddy was it for her area rug like what was requiring that level yes okay all right we're just messy with the the toys and the fake SE and
hell maybe not everyone has been there but I like to think this is more of a universal experience you open the lube you try and squeeze a little loud how much Lube goes everywhere look Touch Too Far yeah yes and you're like oh God what am I going to do with all of this Lube so then I pretend to rub my husband's back just I don't have a towel that that part might just be me that might not be a universal experience you do the sexy thing where you're like rubbing your boobs with it
it's like my husband like why are you rubbing the back of your hand on your boob I like don't worry about it man like and not every time by God but like I do feel like everyone has had a Lube mishap at some point yeah where you get overzealous or whatever and you're like well here now and you're like don't know what to do with the rest of this yeah um so I'm I think it was partly Teddy I think it was partly the BET like just all of the yeah yeah yeah the things um
and when she walks in her house like with a poolery vacuum in hand knowing she left a mess this morning her house is spotless like everything is put away everything is clean Teddy's just like sitting in the chair in her bedroom and she's like what the [ __ ] is happening like that's great but also horrifying well and so she uh is like text Devon just to say hi and he is like oh did you get my surprise and she's like what what surprise and he's like oh I called your
cleaning lady and like to have her come cuz I thought it would be like nice but then Aaliyah is sitting there mortified cuz she's like holy [ __ ] my cleaning lady came to the house I left a strap-on on the teddy bear there's like fake Lube on the bed toys everywh and she's like mortified and this is a like a cleaning lady she's used before this isn't a oneoff so she she calls the cleaning lady uh to apologize to her and Beth Beth is the cleaning lady and she's like
no problem at all she's like honestly like it was so clean it like barely took me any time I charged Evan half price and then she was like then Beth makes a comment she's like I thought you were cheating on me with another cleaner cuz I've never seen your bed made but like when I've like come to the house and so then ol sitting there and she's like what this is getting more confusing she's like I'm no longer mortified that she saw my sex Cho but I do have more questions yeah now I'm just more
confused that she didn't see my sex toys uh and so Aaliyah is sitting there trying to figure this out ends up like calling her mom to check in and on the phone call with her mom like something her mom says kind of triggers the manifesting and she's like well I was talking to Teddy but I like didn't say like I wish you would like as objectively as she's previously manifested things she's like I didn't say anything like that she's like but I guess I was still communicating my need
so she's like I don't right I don't know I was communicating desire even if I didn't say like I want you to do this exactly and so she just like when the phone call ends with her mom she goes into her bedroom and like looks at Teddy and she's like so what tell me what what happened here right and he just looking at him it's like this is ridiculous maybe he'll answer maybe he won't but like like she's like I don't know she's like what is happening and then she hears a voice
in her head uh that's like it's really difficult to speak into your mind when your thoughts are so loud and Fast like you're clearly distressed like love to communicate with you but like I need you to like take a breath and she's like what the [ __ ] this is not the way to calm me down no a new voice in my head is going to do the opposite right like do I need a how doll shot like no no oh yeah I was just thinking of a like working in like Crisis units where you're like okay so like this is like
non-voluntary Med injection at this point cuz this is the level that we're at and when everyone takes like a collective like sigh of relief that we're like we got the meds in you they just need to take effect everything will will be fine in a few minutes and then those people that their adrenaline just like burn straight through the meds and you're like oh [ __ ] like well we uh when we were still living in Nashville the company I was working for we'd had our it was in like an office
Park that we like retrofitted to be the crisis center right and so we were we were building a brand new crisis unit uh which was necessary because we had finally had a safe room built on like the the retrofitted side um it like someone managed to like break the window the first day we had that room right sounds right yeah uh and so I remember we like had a super ESC we finally got them in the room and we like all took that like Collective like okay they're there they're locked in they're
safe they're safe we're safe everyone's safe we're like working we're working on this and then all of a sudden we just hear a like shatteringly loud sound and we look and he just [ __ ] kicked the door I'm like I have no idea how you did that but now we're all right back where we were 10 minutes ago only worse because now you have glass as a weapon super I was like cool cool cool cool cool this is great and it was one of those days where I was like I forgot my
hair tie so I'd already like broken a like a plastic glove and was using like the wrist section as hair tie with paper clips cuz I didn't have bobby pins and I'm like this is not a great day at work if I'm being honest I had better dates yeah yeah bless Vance's heart in that era of like when we were dating and early married and he'd like how was work today and as soon as like well I've had better he's like oh no yeah he's like that could mean someone ate your lunch uh from the fridge or it could
mean you had to call 911 cuz someone was chasing you down the street and I don't know where this is going to go yeah Vance very quickly realized uh in our relationship not to tell me that he'd had a bad day until he'd ask me about my day cuz I like oh how's your he's like not good and he'd like tell me a story he's like how was your day and I'm like well an HIV positive teenager spit blood in my face and he'd be like should have asked you first yep in retrospect should have double checked
yep but it's nice for you and Matt cuz you work at the same facility we do so usually if one of us has had a bad day we've already seen the email about it so we know to tread carefully we've already seen the email we know to tread carefully not our communication about it because we don't work in the same Department n but we saw the email to know what to expect when we get home yep o yeah so Teddy's sitting there and he's like hey trying to talk to you through your mind take a deep breath
girl love to connect yes need you a little calmer communication will be easier and he's like you still seem distressed is there anything I can do to like ease your mind ease this tension and she passively thinks to herself she's like best way to ease my stress H an orgasm or five and he's just like if that's what you want I'm happy to oblig she's like I am your teddy like I am your comfort item I am literally here I exist to provide you comfort and so he's like I he goes if
that's what you want I'm happy to oblig I believe you said you wanted to use me to make you come do you want me to use my do you want to use my face again or would you like a [ __ ] this time it's just like help me help you how do we manage this stress girl all right which is like such a funny cuz I'm like just thinking through yeah being in this room when you're like oh my God I'm freaking out because my teddy bear is talking to me in my head right and then
when he's like you seem really stressed what would help and she's like an orgasm and he's like okay my face are a [ __ ] and you're like I'm like maybe if my teddy bear stopped talking to me I would be less stressed yes and like she like starts to get like woozy because she's like and then like sees Teddy actually move to like help keep her up and support her uh and he and Teddy being her like Comfort item who exists purely for her Comfort I don't know is there a cym that I need ribbed for her
pleasure furry for her pleasure I don't know if he's ribbed I think for soft on his paw probably right uh but as he can tell that she's freaked out and he's holding her he's like okay no problem I'll hold you and then when you're relaxed I'll feed you whatever you need girl like like bless Teddy really trying to walk her through this journey and be a support okay so Teddy is is a daddy he's caretaking and providing and like yeah yeah yeah I guess I guess you could call
him a daddy and probably maybe overselling it considering it's like 180 Pages total but just of this like comforting her through learning this and as they're cuddling and he's like i' like can I make you feel good and she's like like sex and Teddy's like isn't that your favorite coping skill like I can see in your mind like you think it I can make it happen so you seem to like sex if sex will help help me help you my girl okay aiyah in this this is no longer freaking her out she's like it is my
favorite coping skill thank you for the reminder that edible lasted so long I've never had an edible last 24 hours before Oh my God they could sell this for way more money so she starts uh grabbing toys and then like realizes for a second she's like did you trigger the like the seamen and my squirting dildo yesterday and he's like yeah like that's what you wanted so like that's what I I did cuz that's what I figured you you were wanting then she was like oh can you
come inside me like and he's like probably he's like I don't really know the limits of the magic but I exist literally like I'm a comfort item this is what I am here for so like if that is what you are needing and it brings you comfort probably I guess we'll figure out how your magic works and only is like okay I want to do reverse cowgirl and he's like okay where's your cowgirl hat and she's like no that's not no hats required so it's just more of that right
and he's like I exist to make you happy and fulfill your needs and Aaliyah's like okay okay now that I'm past the shock of this I'm into it bet what are your thoughts on double penetration and he's like if that's what you want and then he like pauses and he's like do you want me to be dominant or passive and she's like oh dominant would be great right so she's just like it feels like she accepted this very easily yeah yeah yeah dare I say too easily I'm still
looking for Thorazine like I'm like like if I'm in this situation I'm still wondering where my Geodon and Adavan are I just if you suspend belief you won't need any drugs so what I keep thinking about is how working in a residential facility people pack all sorts of items in their bags or in their prison purses both I was thinking in their bags but technically both but technically both yeah so I specifically keep remembering this one time that this ra who was very new and very
very sweet and maybe not as um familiar with things came across a a silver item that had a jewel on it that was wrapped in a tissue so a butt plug uhhuh but she did not know that and so she thought this must be a valuable item it should go in the safe and listed it on the valuables list oh God cuz I forgot you have to you have you have to write down to L it you have to log it so she she wrote it down and then brought the valuables to the business office and one of the people
who worked there was like baby girl nigh neigh nay allow me to explain I found out about this later I did not know when it occurred so I talked to her and I was like laughing about it and she goes it's not funny I didn't eat for three days I washed my hands so many times because she didn't know what did she list it as I don't know it's like some kind of jewelry or something she really didn't know what it was um incredible yeah but people bring a lot of different things
yeah I guess I've never really thought about cuz like I was one more of like a short term like right 72 hours sort of unit situation yeah um I hadn't really thought about the like more long-term are do you all allow SE like vibrators all of it gets just that makes the most sense yeah wasn't sure how Progressive and open-minded your residential substance abuse treatment facility was not that honestly as I asked the question I was like this feels unlikely but you
know you never know unless you ask - yeah unless like unless it's something that someone does not realize is a sex toy yeah and it sneaks through yeah and goes in the safe and goes with everybody's cell phones and laptops and and jewelry yeah and it and Ashes one time somebody brought someone's ashes with them yeah people bring a lot of things people bring a lot of things and they do a lot of things that are fascinating I do remember a girl her like cat had passed away and she wanted
to get it cremated and turned into a necklace but she was saving up money for it so she just put it in her freezer okay like next to the ego waffles sort of energy um and her case manager was next to the French bread pizza yes ill prepared for that visit and the dino [Laughter] nuggets yeah you're like ooh right next to the ice cream I just made like smoothie packs for the week like I prepped those last night with like bananas and blueberries and like greens and stuff and I'm like
oh next to my smoothie pack yes yeah that sort of energy just opening your freezer next to all of your smoothie packs ashes dead cat not even the not even Ash yet no like the whole cat oh my God I thought it was ashes no oh my God we hadn't made it to the cremation yet my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God it's like Dwight from the office where it woke up and clawed all the the french fries the frozen french fries
yes I'm like straight faed could not do that my gosh all right so in this Teddy's like yeah all about double penetration if that's what you want I'm literally here for whatever you want I have no personality at this point I can be a DP Dom yes here to serve starts with a butt plug sure they got it out of is it jeweled they got it out of the safe your facility what there was a book that I read where they were like doing they were building a hotel and the designer was like the Mean
Girl sort of energy but like whatever poles that she had chosen all looked like butt plugs so at one point he's like [ __ ] the girl on one of the abandoned floors uh and reaches over and like uses one of the poles as a butt plug cuz they were that similar and I'm like I on a construction site feels like not the move if you want to use it yeah just clean it first yes you know I'm like I don't think someone else had used it as a butt plug but it has been sitting on
like a dusty ass construction site yeah I'm concerned about her health and safety more than she was if we're being honest yeah OSHA would not approve sorry I uh I was thinking about our for for like OSHA nurse like director of safety when I lived in Nashville and she was doing the annual OSHA refresher and she's like listen it's some dry material I know that so she's like trying to make it engaging make it a competition amongst the tables tossing candy out and
the former VP of HR went giving candy to everyone in a competition is participating in the wussification of America you should have only given it to the winners at previously dated you would and saying that we participating in the wussification of America it's one of my favorite insults oh nope I cannot say the thoughts that I have about that right okay so back we're now in the double penetration sure yeah so like we start with we start with the butt plug from the safe he's like ride
my paw and I'm like I can't every time you say the word paw I just lose it it does not feel sexual um in this that feels like like Little House on the Prairie like where's Paul like I don't like that I don't like that I don't like that I'm so sorry Pa having a w on the end did make me feel slightly better then where is Paul but now that you've said it I can't unhear it I'm so sorry um after she's writing his paw they switch to the double penetration with the two dildos and then
in her head for a second she thinks she's like one day I'd like to see what it feels like with three and Teddy's out here and he's like manifest baby girl so then suddenly there's three dildos and then all of them are squirting dildos that he's made I'm not really sure so much come so much come that her belly is swollen with it is a note in the book and that's dare I say too much come your face yeah so then he Teddy's like I want I want a final orgasm out of you like through all of
this uh and is like telling her to come on his paw again sure and then Aaliyah thinks for a second she's like man like what would make this like final orgasm easier she she like there's nothing like a man's tongue on you once he's just filled you okay uh which I feel like there was a Nikki Sloan book that referred to that as a cream pie am I remembering that correctly I don't know that's a saying I'm not the most familiar with uh because the eating out after coming inside someone is is a very
specific Kink I would say yeah um and so as she's thinking that Teddy switches it up up and then she feels a actual human tongue on her [ __ ] and passes out from the orgasm okay good Mission achieved yes to relax her right Teddy was created for one thing and one thing only and he is thriving at he achieved that goal he really did yeah so she when she wakes up from passing out yet again from this orgasm I guess the first time she had fallen asleep and and had taken the edible so she didn't
pass out shock but even still uh when she wakes up this time Teddy is now in a human form and is like the hottest dude she's ever seen in her life sort of energy okay so does she immediately know it's Teddy or is she like this is a strange man in my [ __ ] room right now no she's like very aware that Teddy is now in a human form but also as she's like aware of it and into it she's also like what the [ __ ] do I tell Devon I still have a boyfriend um and so Teddy's
like I exist for you so like whatever you need like if if you just need me to like stay in my bare form when he's here I can do that like my bare form yeah I can just be a teddy bear in the corner of the room if that's what's needed um but then also this is the first time she's seen him in human form and she's like keep your eyes on his face Aaliyah like he's a human keep keep your eyes on his face in this conversation but then when she looks down he has two dicks and she's
like oh my god there are two and he's like what I you seem to like too I thought you would enjoy it I no give me a second and like goes back to one very quickly and can change his body and manifest whatever she will like the best but yes uh started with two dicks because he's like this is what she will like the best and then she sees it and it's like oh my God okay that's weirdly endearing it really kind of was yeah that's like weirdly endearing okay and he's like and he's a little embarrassed
about it and he's like I thought that's what you want so I my yeah here's one it's fine just kidding yes and then beyond that like they just kind of settle in for like a sweet cozy day where she's like well this girl's covering my shift and I don't need as much help at work because my boss got hit by a bus so sure going to hang out with Teddy and Teddy's like we can watch your baking shows I can braid your hair what do you need like I'm I'm just here for you yeah um and I
think it it does read us far more endearing throughout the book like it doesn't read us like obsessive um but I do also recognize it you're like what do you do I don't have a job I exist for your pleasure what what do you need comfort that's all I know how to do I am a one trck minded bear so it's like but also a little like hey man get a hobby outside of me well I can see like how could he he's a bear the fantasy of having someone that like exists to meet your needs like in theory
that's amazing and awesome and in practice it's like Jesus wept get out of my face like find a friend find a friend like oh my God phone a friend was that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire yes was that the yeah yeah yeah sometimes they called friends that were straight up idiots yeah dude and honestly what Panic you must have F Well I guess it wasn't live was it cuz that would be a different thing cuz that would be another level of panic to be watching your friend on a show and
they get asked a question no I don't think it was live and that was also before like Google yes the goo the Googs yeah so he goes back to having one dick and then they just have like a very sweet cuddly cozy day yeah we love that yeah so later she's FaceTiming Devon and like at one point he like asks to see the bear cuz he sent it to her but is never really he's like yeah he's like honestly I didn't realize how large it was until I saw the shipping amount and then they were like yeah we don't do
free shipping on like this size thing and he's like if you want something smaller like I'm I'm happy to return it and she's like no no I'm happy with Teddy no please and he makes a joke and he's like oh named him Teddy huh like what like is he can be your boyfriend while I'm out of town hahaa and like she feels guilty about it right in a way that like Teddy's like in your he gave you permission but it seems like you still don't feel cool about it sort of energy because he doesn't understand
that like it's a joke yes right right well and Devon also does understand that she's actually been [ __ ] her bear like yeah so just kind of her living in that like this doesn't feel ideal yeah but Teddy being Teddy is like I can tell you're distressed would you like an orgasm would you like to sit on my face he's like like you did that first time so she sits on his face they're having a great time she turns around introduces him to 69ing and then she's about to come when her phone
starts ringing again and Devon his face timing her and she's like [ __ ] [ __ ] so she gets off of of Teddy but clearly looks a little flustered and Devon's like oo are you playing like do you want to play together like she goes okay well how about we play the game where you see my face and guess what toy I'm using and then just goes back into her bedroom and it's like if I keep Teddy off camera it's fine you'll never know I don't know if your boyfriend would feel fine about
that probably not yes especially cuz at this Point Teddy has a human form yeah Teddy is is fully sensient with a human form at this point yeah yeah 1,000% so I'm like and so she is uh riding Teddy and FaceTiming Devon and then like Teddy starts like saying dirty things to her in her head that like Teddy or that like Devon can't hear uh and at one point like they're like talking about like McD's like oh are you are you using that vibrator with like the knot and she's
like no guess again but that knot would feel so good and then suddenly like there's a not stretching her yes very much that sort of energy and so uh much like Devon had been doing to her the whole as soon as Aaliyah finishes she just like hangs up and it's like well great chat bye yep on to the other things I was doing with the dude actually lost game I win bye-bye I win was it a race to see who could finish first and then we hang up nailed it cuz that's what our
relationship has turned into recently it's kind of that energy right right so when they hang up she's then looking at Teddy and she's like I want you to use me and he's like but I exist for your pleasure and she's like but I want you to pretend that I exist for yours pleasure right is like oh okay this is role playing I can do this I can do that 1,000% so I will say I reread this little section A couple of times to make sure I didn't miss it still could have missed it but he handcuffs her to the
bed he now has two dicks again because she's very into the the double penetration s of sort of situation uh and but then he's like jack me off so I'm like but I thought she was handcuffed so I know if she just manifested out of the handcuffs I'm not quite sure but she was handcuffed to the bed then suddenly she's jacking him off and I'm not quite sure how we got there he like scooted up towards her hand um but one was inside her one dick was inside her the other dick he wanted her to jack
off maybe one hand was cuffed I thought both were but maybe yeah you're not wrong I don't know I was like was it her feet we have logistical questions which is even more impressive if he is inside of her with one to be using the feet on the on the other one yeah no that wouldn't work uh one he's like trying to get her all prepped before he [ __ ] both holes is kind of sure the classy wording and then her mom calls sorry I should have waited until you weren't taking a sip of wine and in
retrospect The Classy wording and then her mom called before I [ __ ] both holes and then who do you know barbs Colin I don't know what her mom's name is but that felt Barb feels right Barb does feel right yeah and Teddy's like your mom's a great woman I answered the call for you here's your phone while he keeps [ __ ] her and I never have any desire to accidentally end up on the phone with my mom mid thrust M it's a no for me hard no in the throws is not the moment for
me to be checking in with Mom and Dad I'm like the only way I'm accepting that call is if my ass accidentally hit answer yeah but outside of that I can call you back after uh yeah yeah but I still might not call you back after because in that post qual moment I don't know if call calling my mom is what I want to do then either no I might wait a few hours I don't morning how much time you're going to say but for some reason like I might wait a few and then I was like longer than minutes
Hannah make it longer than longer than minutes you're like hours I was like okay we can work but yeah that feels it can't be minutes it can't be minutes it can't be minutes it can't be like okay we've done the obligatory cuddle for the full 2 minutes I've gone pee we've said I love you thank you I've put a shirt back on now I can call my Mom it's been 4 minutes no no no none of that sorry okay but then like it's just like a quick phone call with her mom and then
she's like hanging up because at that point he has his two dicks in both holes and you can't talk to your mom during that you can't talk to anybody during that no nor do you want to no um and then after they have more sex they once again just like settle in for a cozy evening of like things that she actually likes and her interest and like watching her baking shows and she's just like wow how great is this a partner who cares about my needs and listens a partner who wants to do the things that I
enjoy yeah groundbreaking amazing revolutionary a partner who doesn't treat me like well not like [ __ ] that's being hyperbolic but anyway the next day she wakes up because well yeah this was another thing in the book she wakes up to Devon back in town surprising her and she says that she had like was so shock she like hit him with like her no like he was like waking her up and like she like sat up and like headbutted him and headbutted him sort of energy but it
also said that Teddy had had his arm around her so I'm like was he back in his bare form because you'd think Devon would notice if there was a grown ass man in bed with his girlfriend you would think that so I guess it must have been in bare form but that doesn't feel like it was clearly communicated or I missed the communication of it or maybe he shifted back with a quickness he like hurt the front door and was like whoop yeah cuz I there are a couple like things throughout the book
where like uh Aaliyah talks about like oh like I'll make us food do you need to eat and he's like I don't need to eat but if it would bring you pleasure to like feed me you're welcome to make me food and I can consume it but I don't need it for sustenance and so I feel like sleep had kind of been the same where like he like didn't need sleep yeah maybe that was it like Deon showed up and he like Turned turned into bare form H but it's funny because Devon's like
well I switched shifts with the guy so I had a few days off so I thought I'd surprise you but like wanted to check and make sure everything was okay cuz you like hung up as soon as we like you finished yesterday and like wasn't sure if you were mad at me and she's like you do that all the time and he's like oh like that bothers you and she's like I I've told you it bothers me and he's like oh well like DED come is the worst right and she's like it feels like we're kind of like
talking in CES Point here um and then she's like okay yeah I needed to go to the farmers market today like let's just do that and it's like The Vibes are just kind of off here right and so he's like okay well like do you what do you want to do before we go to the farmers market so she's like yeah cool let's have sex like not in a passive way I think she was into it but then when he goes into the bedroom he like just pushes Teddy off the bed and she's like hey please
don't do that like please treat my belongings with care right um and I would I'd ask you not not be respectful of my things in my space that you haven't been in 1,000% like we don't live together this this is her place and he's like you're being ridiculous like this is a bear you're overreacting and she's like I'm not being ridiculous I've spoken very calmly and very kindly I've let you know that this is something that bothers me I've asked you not to do it I've asked you to
correct what you did and you're choosing not to right and like that is what is bothering me at this point is you like not treating my feelings or my opinions with care which is the theme right because she asked him to stop hanging up immediately she's asked him for more and he's chosen not to give it 1,000% so she just kind of like keeps holding this boundar as he's like you're being ridiculous and she's like I'm not being ridiculous like thanks so much and he's
like all right well call me when you're lonely and want dick later and just like leaves and she's like cool cool cool cool I'm just going to go to the farmers market and get my groceries yeah and then come back so when she comes back it's very sweet Aaliyah has like bought Teddy some like sweatpants and t-shirts from the farmers market that are all like branded but she's like that way he'll have his own clothes uh cuz I think he'd been like using a pair of like Devon's old
sweatpants sort of energy mm Teddy is absolutely surprised and delighted that she like got him a gift and that like she thought of him the bar is real low for both of them like he's a teddy bear so I get why the bar is low for him but like with her I'm like Aaliyah believe in the me that believes in you girl I need I need more are you okay clearly not clearly not yeah no well and it's also funny because as she gets back from the farmers market like she's like showing
Teddy she's like this is like the spray to use on uh fruits and vegetables to clean them so he's like helping her like put everything away and her mom calls and I guess her mom is a mage who's like gift is like having a really strong Intuition or like knowing when something's off so like calling because she like felt like The Vibes were off with Devon uh but in that way where like Ali's like yeah he surprised me and came home but we had a stupid fight and he left and
her mom is like I never liked him for you anyway and aiyah is like we didn't break up Mom just had a fight and her mom's like well maybe some things to consider right it's not too late like so the day I got married to my husband or the day before I went to get my hair done like you know whole situation my hairdresser who's in jail now I I don't think she's in jail she did get arrested oh no no no it's a different it's different it's different MTI arrested it's different it's different oh my
God but my favorite part is how passively you started answering that question before you realize that two of your former hair stylists have been arrested for various reasons yeah no different different different one so um like no I don't think oh [ __ ] no she's not still in jail Jesus Christ anyway no anyhoo so I'm getting my hair done and I was talking to my mom about my ex that I had been with for many years and blah blah blah blah blah and my mom's like Oh yeah we never liked
him I was with him for 10 years Mom oh my God 10 literally all through High School all through college and graduate school Hannah I'm not beating that but last night what so my parents are in town my parents don't live in Georgia uh but they do have a have a place here so they were in town and we were hanging out last night and as Vance and I are walking to the door we were like at the door to leave my dad looks at my husband and he's like Vance I just to say I just really love you for Chelsea
and like you're such a great addition to the family and just like it was like actually a very kind very sweet endearing moment but I was like what the [ __ ] were you going to do man it's our 7year wedding anniversary this year and we have a one and a half year- old Matt and I just celebrated s months a few weeks ago yes seven years seven years what did I say seven months seven years a few weeks ago wait Hannah I've known you for several years so if you've only
been married for seven months you've been burying the lead in a way that like I don't know if we'll be okay with like this might be the end I was like have you been lying to me for years seven years a few weeks ago yes yeah well I also brought up last night to my dad I was like yeah do you remember when Vance and I wearing engaged and like we had a six-month engagement roughly we already had like The Wedding Date book like there were a couple things that had already been planned
proactively so it's 3 months before the wedding we're all at the lake for 4th of July and I'm on a jet ski with my dad just the two of us on this jet ski and my parents live on a pretty isolated remote lake so he and I are just going down to like the very end of the lake that is even more isolated and remote and my dad is just like shouting over his shoulder he's like I really like Vance for you he brings out good good things and just like keeps going I'm like Dad we're
engaged like and like not like yesterday like right all deposits have been paid I was like you would save the dates have been sent invitations have been sent at this point so I'm like are you going to look at your wife my mother in the eye and tell her that you just now like it was just so funny I was like yeah the ship has sailed my guy if you didn't like him for me you probably should have let me know yeah before we got engaged yeah my mom was like oh we never
liked him I was like when were you going to tell us mom I was like why didn't you tell me that and she goes well we just kind of thought that maybe it wouldn't be open to our opinion I was like okay would you have been I was like I I don't know but I was like how do you feel about Matt like okay not talking about the dude from uh for the for those 10 years that we dated but for the one that I'm uh signing a legally binding contract to today what are your thoughts concerns
any questions you know yeah oh my gosh that is yeah wild well I I may or may not have told you my mom Matt brought Gizmo our dog who is paralyzed who he's had before or we got together Brock Gizmo when he met my parents I feel like that would endear your parents to him very much so Matt is has some some tattoos that he got well incarcerated and some other tattoos that are show how many Insane Clown posy tattoos does your husband have seven okay keep going um you know and um you know random
things like that and I remember being concerned because my mom is very um Southern old school Christian kind of situation I remember being a little worried about like if she was going to be cool and she said oh that must be a really good man to take care of that little dog like that and so that was like the deciding factor for that's a great deciding factor and I will also say uh I dated someone well dated people before my husband as I'm sure you know big shock
there but the guy that I dated before my husband my parents and my sister and brother-in-law all very lovingly like we had a conversation where they were like he's very kind he's not your person he's not it and it was a very difficult conversation to go through um and they were not wrong I knew it and just like just holding on to it yes uh so so we'll say I don't know if it's better or worse cuz like having that conver like that conversation [ __ ] sucked but at the same time I'm like
grateful that they were like hey we love you enough to like this isn't about us this is like right but I also see where you're like well we don't really know how this is going to be received and it's going to play out how it plays out so we'll just love our daughter through this journey yeah and hope we come out the other side where we all would like to be like you know and we did yeah that's the thing right you're like well it played out how it was supposed to I just
remember sitting there with like foils in my hair being like are you [ __ ] serious like what yeah and you're like but once again the foils are in so how are we feeling about Matt just double checking right I'm stuck here for a minute so maybe like Now's the Time my gosh um all right so within all of this Aaliyah then kind of has like a a debrief with Teddy where like Teddy like Can Tell She's like feeling some type of way and feeling very conflicted and he's like I can just be a stuffy like I I
won't be able to meet all of your other needs but like if that's what you need from me like yeah if I'm confusing you yes like I can just be your your stuffy but also like Teddy kind of points out that like Devon is selfish yeah and he's like it seems like uh he doesn't want you to be with other people when he's not here because it's more of an ego thing for him yeah and like it feels like maybe y'all are are a bit of a Miss but like once again like your relationship like M
you you do what you need but Aaliyah it has now like given her enough thought of like maybe I'm not happy maybe this like hasn't been what I've wanted um they nap again there's a lot of naps I love that me too I'm like yeah so they take a nap uh my notes say sexy times incoming okay not incoming Georgia where I live just incoming sure sure yeah important clarifying Factor um I forgot that people giggle when they hear yeah coming Georgia um like I forgot to point that like a friend who
lives in Missouri sent me a post where like someone was like traveling through Georgia and they were in a Walmart that's like 5 minutes from my house that like had all of these like coming mugs and I was like I know where to buy those that's right next door it's around the corner I was like would you like one I can send one to Missouri for you no props the answer is yes I should I should just send her a mug that would be great uh then also like sexy times are incoming and
Aaliyah's like I want to come on your hand and he's like okay like here are my fingers girl go for it and she's like no your whole hand inside of me so we're fisting now so we're fisting and then uh with her breeding King she like wanted his like come as lube so he like comes inside her first okay with his dick with his dick I was like wait does his fist suddenly like you know with how this book has been going that's a great clarifying question no it was with his dick okay
okay okay uh but in that like no human produces this much this is a paranormal level mhm of ejaculation I read a dragon alien situation where there was like a whole thing about like their belly would expand with the amount of come and that was like part of the king and like yeah yeah a breeding Kink is never one that I've personally experienced or had any desire to explore because I like in my head I was like oh well is it like a just like a [ __ ] kink like a semen Kink right uh and
sometimes a little bit yes maybe yeah but I'm also like once again on the Aaliyah to Devon Spectrum I don't want to be drowning in a PO of [ __ ] I don't want to be distended distended with [ __ ] no like i' like I hurt just thinking about it yeah I get distended when I eat gluten I don't need to add semen like gassy come like no neither is good I don't want either thank you it's not for me he comes inside of her to use it as lube he fists her he Tong his [ __ ] her not
his I was like what the [ __ ] no I like I was like hold on hold on that was my that was my bad that was my bad okay he Tong her [ __ ] got it okay he tongs her [ __ ] as they're finishing there's a knock at the door so she goes in her robe to figure out who's there and it's Devon and he's like oo like were you in the middle of something and she's like just finished like and like isn't stepping back to like let him in right and and he's kind of like yeah like I'm
sorry things got so out of control earlier and just like tries to like walk in and she's like well that's not a real apology and he's like what do you what do you mean I just apologized she's like no apologies involve ownership of Your Action in it and being like Oh so sorry everything got so out of control it's not the same as being like you specifically asked me not to disrespect this and I did it and like that accountability yes accountability being a big thing there and so it's just like
Devon's not really getting it it's leading to increased tension and like it kind of like comes out in this conversation that he's like yeah like I just liked having you wait until I got home because you were always so much more excited and like aggressive and like I was into that more than thinking of like her needs right throughout all of this uh yeah so just that kind kind of shitty he's like I mean yeah we can like make it just sexual instead and she's like wait you'd be willing to throw away
our relationship just for like a casual sexual one seems like a little bit Yeah so just like not yeah not a great long-term partner sort of situation like he kind of makes com he's like okay like good luck and she's like I already have your replacement lined up like this is not this is a nonissue right yeah thank you next but then when uh Aaliyah goes back into the bedroom the bedroom is still messy from like everything she and Teddy had just been doing and like Teddy's
like laying where she left him and she's like like Teddy is no longer sensient she's like speaking to him oh cuz she's like oh like maybe he just like didn't like clean it up like that's fine cuz like he can CLE like he just does all of these things in his mind so like at one point they like she needs to shower she's like oh do you need a shower and he's like I kind of just like think myself clean and it happens so that's kind of how he' been cleaning her space
this whole time was just like thinking it clean but when she walks in she's like oh maybe he just like didn't and then when she's speaking to him what a power I would love to think things clean oh my God yes like I would love to manifest that for sure so she's super freaked out and uh it's like okay I'm going to go in town and she's looking for ma who's the Fay leader in town okay also until this point we've like had no real conversation about it being like yes and that's why I I felt like this
book was almost a prequel because I was like okay it feels like it's setting it up for this like Paranormal town it's like this is how we're getting introduced to people I don't know I was reading through the author's list of Publications and was was a little confused this is the only one that I've read um so I'm not quite sure how all of this plays out and if other people in town have other books but like she goes looking for Ma they're like oh Ma's not at the diner she's had
a meeting with the fire chief the fire chief is like a very kind man who's also like the alpha of the local shifter pack sort of energy that does feel like a setup yes yeah and so she's like talking to the Chief and it also seems like she's talking like hypotheticals like where there's like she doesn't want to get in trouble for using her magic and I'm like what what are the ramifications I have no idea um but as she's like talking to him and like well the hypothetical like I
like was turned him sensient and now he's not and I want to get my friend back sort of energy and the fire chief calls a guy named Kingston and is like hey I have a young lady here who I think may have been affected by the incident this week okay okay so like Kingston shows up they explain the situation to him um and Kingston's like oh yeah I can recreate that spell so he like goes to her house with her helps her recreate the spell to keep Teddy this way permanently and like says something
about like whatever he'd been whatever Kingston had been doing earlier in the week had like caused an uptick and magical ability for the Mage population huh so like her uh manifesting was a little bit more potent I'd say than it normally was okay so like a solar flare yes like almost like a magic solar flare is a how that it kind of seemed alluded to okay um and he's like there you go there you go Teddy's here now if you need help getting him papers so he can be a real human let me
know and I can help with that as well and now Teddy's back and that's the end that's the whole book okay that is a journey right the the look your face is giving is like a it's a journey that I just might need to sit and process for a little bit to figure out how I feel about it well because on one side it's like okay so she just created the perfect man this wasn't like they found each other no she like made a person yes she had a teddy bear that she turned into a
human whose Soul existence was to make her happy was yeah to be a comfort item for her and so she was like yeah this is a better option than my boyfriend who doesn't really always think of my needs or interest and now Teddy and I are in love in a weird way I'm like good for her like I know yeah no I actually do like I felt the same where I was like okay I respect you realizing what you're worth realizing that the relationship you were in was ultimately making you
unhappy and uh finding the freedom and The Bravery to hold that boundary and have that conversation yeah cuz I absolutely say that as someone who like dated someone for 10 months that like every week I was like this is the week like it's time to go The Vibes are off I just need to end it and then 10 months later we're still in it I'm like well this is a me problem yeah he's not going to end it he's very happy it's me that's the problem here yeah and so like I respect her like coming to that
determination over time but like I'm like well if you hadn't have created the perfect [ __ ] toy for yourself you'd probably still be dating Devin and I think that feels like a weird thing to reconcile right cuz there's this like I know my worth do you but you didn't 12 hours ago like yeah you didn't until you literally had someone who was a comfort item who then became human who still as a human their sole ex reason for existing is to provide you comfort in whatever way you need
comfort but if you didn't have that I don't think you would have left your other relationship well I think it's about the level of comfort right because she was comfortable with her ex and the dynamic that they had until she understood that like it could be different well it also seems like she didn't necessarily realize that her ex was being selfish and kind of taking advantage of her and that it was more like just about his needs and ego versus her interest and until it became a little more
like in his face and blatant that like things weren't where how they had been or how he wanted them to be right but I will say to her credit and something I forgot to mention was like in the conversation that she's having with Devon about the future of their relationship he's like okay so you just like want to break up with me if you can't [ __ ] other people and she's like no I'm I'm perfectly willing to like wait until your contract is up and we can navigate this together she's like
but I I can't do this long term like I want someone who wants to watch my shows with me and like has similar interest yes she's like I want someone that like I can go to the farmers market with and so if you are willing to meet me there I'm happy to have that conversation and Devon like wasn't willing to meet her there so it wasn't like she was just like I know my worth I have a teddy bear who [ __ ] me you're out like there was a little more conversation to it for sure
right but but yes very interesting because she essentially just like created her perfect man right and then was like well now that I have him it's like Weird Science where they make the perfect woman science you know like I like sorry science like that did not age well you know what I mean like if you've seen Weird Science it did not age well no but this is feels weirdly empowering I was in a A continuing ed training last week where the uh trainer made a passive reference that clueless
hasn't aged well and I didn't it hasn't this was not a training that like I knew anyone in this was not like anyone I knew but I almost wanted to unmute myself and be like but Paul red has hey and like not the point of this training it's a trauma training we'll stay there did I tell you about the abene Abalone incident I did didn't I remind yes you did because abene Texas yeah I was in a meeting and somebody said they were from abalene Texas and I was like isn't that a snail and somebody
was like that's an abalone it's a mollusk also that is a person I want on my trivia team the thing is I had watching a lot of Psych and I knew that it wasn't abene was a mollusk I knew that but I was like that's funny and I almost said when she was like that's an abalone I was like isn't that an Italian dessert like I was so close and then I was like I instead I just said I've heard it both ways and only one person laughed it was very awkward for me oh but as soon as you
said I've been watching a lot of Psych my first thought was I've heard it both ways yes I literally was like I did say out loud like I've heard it both ways and just left it but like yeah um dle Hill is probably one of my celebrity crushes 100% And His tap dancing is incredible such a good dancer oh my God yes shout out does not get enough accolades or attention he does not get enough credit no shout out to douay sure the main dud is great too but like James rode I was forget I was like I
forgot his last name I was like it's James something rode Rod day yes because it was Rodriguez well I was going to say James Rodriguez and I was like that's not right but I'm forgetting where I'm going astray here yeah but when he joined sag there was already a James Rodriguez so he changed it to rode um I just learned that that's like Emma Stone oh really she's an Emily oh and changed it with sag H but there was a someone at a recent press conference that called her
Emily and someone else was like it's Emma and she was like my name's Emily thank you cuz I guess she like made a comment recently she's like I'm I'd love to go by Emily like it's been weird having my name change um I was like a good for you girl yeah reclaim your name but no that uh I forgot the SAG aspect of James Roode he's one of those that like much like Alexis BL like English is not his first language I think I don't think so I'm pretty sure his his dad is from
Mexico I feel Spanish is his first language cuz there was that uh Spanish soap opera episode where you're like you're a little too fluent and you're a little too good at that this doesn't feel like someone faking a bilingual biling willness the official wording um all right what I shudder to ask what is our ratings is it I was kind of trying to avoid what it's going to have to be four foot teddy bears right it's going to have to be giant teddy bears I refuse to make squirting dildos
our basis I I shudder to think what the graphic that Vance would choose for that would be LS oh my God so you're welcome Vance it's teddy bears yeah we're going teddy bears not squirting Doos we don't want this episode to get pulled from the interwebs which we still have to figure out our Tik Tok Channel got like removed like hardcore band removed I'm like we had like two videos I I'm I have so many questions yeah um yeah so we'll see if we can get back on the Tik toks we
should we're working on our social media presence in general we work full-time jobs and I have a kid and Hannah has like several animals that need a lot of attention and love um so we try our best we do what we can really but also it's not really a deterrent like we love like the we have like such solid yeah pretty good Eng listeners and people that I'm like oh like you you guys don't give a [ __ ] if we're on Instagram and we love you for it I was going to say we're very
grateful for y'all like yes keep us off of social media and we'll love you even more we'll get on it it's fine we but truly like we do love to interact with all of you on social please let us know what books you want to recommend it's funny because uh I pulled up our like Tik Tok Channel recently and like someone had like commented and they were like clearly responding to something very specific in the episode and I was like I'm going to have to go back and listen to this
episode again I have no idea what that reference is this is great my sister does that all the time she listens and she'll text me like a comment on something we said and I'm like okay yeah I have some questions about the things that I say yeah and concerned sometimes and quite frankly you we record multiple episodes in one day and there are times that like I'll forget what we said in the last episode yeah um because there's only so much smut that can keep that space right you
got to you got to let go of ice Planet barbarians to make room for Teddy am I right um so all right all that said we're yeah teddy bears how many how many teddy bears are out of 75 oh okay oh well they're 4T tall we need fewer 50 out of yeah out of 50 Teddy Bears um I feel like there are a lot of different rubrics that I could use sure for this one i' say out of 50 teddy bears I'd probably go like 20 I was going to say 20 yeah 20 out of 50 4 foot teddy bears uh feels
accurate I do think it's a pretty seamless read but like the there were a few moments that I like know I'd pointed out where I'm like wait what like she was handcuffed and now she's not wait what his arm around was around her was it human or be I don't know like I think there were some moments like that that like needed a bit of polishing for me sure um I I think is like an overall premise it was very fascinating and I haven't read anything like it um and so I thoroughly enjoyed that aspect of
it I I do think that there were some things that like probably needed to be a little bit more fleshed out for uh for more than than 20 yeah but 204t tall teddy bears is still a lot of teddy bears just saying I was going to say that that yeah that's a lot of teddy bears like sure 50 is more no one's going to dispute that 20 Bears is a lot of [ __ ] Bears it's a lot of bears yeah yes so 20 Bears is my final offer um yeah let us know your thoughts I'm personally still
processing and probably will be for a while to be honest um this yeah and I think that's the thing like this one kind of stays with you like not in a but not necessarily like a good way or a bad way just in like a you know there's more to process like it's a very neutral way I was going to say in like a huh huh yeah yeah huh that's how I felt reading it and so I'm not sure if uh you're feeling that because that was my experience of it and I was so like maybe it would be
different yeah if you've read it let us know more than 20 Bears less than 20 bears are the Bears of a different size than the ones that we used we used ours based on the books so if they if yours are a different size maybe you read a different book and then I have questions was he 4 feet as a human as a human no I don't think so oh my God I think that was just as a bear I think as a human he that just occurred to me I'm so sorry I'm so sorry no cuz I feel like that would have
been a bigger talking point yeah it was it gave more of the who's the 6' three Adis in front of me versus the like like look at that V and those abs [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah no I got you a little less of the oh who's the cute little man is that cutie yeah more Adonis and less of a padding on the head yeah yes okay uh noted oh my gosh sorry what a different book that would have been sorry that's so helpful to me okay I'm glad so 20 out of 50 4ot tall teddy bears not humans need to be very
specific and clear teddy bears are 4 feet humans are not for feet are probably at least in this book six foot plus sex Gods sure sure yes yeah um so let us know how many teddy bears or sex Gods you would read this book and we can't wait to see you next time yeah thanks y'all bye smut [ __ ] bye well that's it for this week's smut [ __ ] we hope it was good for you cuz it sure was great for us if you're digging what we're doing it would mean a lot if you'd take a minute to rate and review
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