foreign [Music] ladies and gentlemen Guys and Dolls and everyone in between gather round something real nice to sip on and comfy to slip on cause it's time for smut Club here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna hey everybody Welcome to smut Club welcome I'm Chelsea I'm Hannah um we have it like I feel like that like the intro wasn't even done it wasn't even like a and this is where we talk about the Trashy romance novels we read and Day drink well because we need to
because these books are crazy it was literally I'm Chelsea I'm Hannah oh I'm like do we need to change our names what's wrong no I was just thinking about sugar daddies which is the book we're reviewing today not your sugar daddy just sugar daddies by Jade West not the candies right and not just the one there's more than one ooh reverse Harem not really we'll get it we'll get it it's like Chelsea don't ruin this book already we haven't even started yeah so this book is um
uh has enjoyable moments however I didn't particularly like the story are you gonna make me wish I could drink alcohol yes during okay probably um so sugar daddies by Jade West yes so we have two points of view that happen here okay um we open with Carl Carl is uh with Rick who is his boyfriend and they are discussing a potential match from a sugar daddy site that they have been advertising on so like they are seeking a sugar daddy no they are seeking a sugar baby okay yes
they are the daddies they are the daddies um so um so um there's all this illusion discussion around they're looking for someone to take both of them at once we don't know exactly what that means but we also know what that means so they've been there's only so many options of what that yep there's only so many holes and all of them are relevant so sorry no hole is off limits in sugar daddies so they've been trying for a really long time and Carl is like this is the last
time like this is the last time we're doing this I'm tired of this I don't want to do this anymore um like try and find a match yeah okay and Rick is like super sweet um and super eager and Carl is he's a lot more reserved and he's like just because you like this one and you say she's different you've said that about the last six like this is not different okay like so there's also some funky like illusion to that there's something else that they want from this woman but they agree
they're not going to tell her what that is for six months Okay so Katie is the girl so they're looking at her message they're looking at her photos and Rick is like no this one is different yes okay and she is different and that when they matched um she did send a few photos but she didn't send any any nudes at all she just said I saw your um ad I guess or your your profile um uh I've always fantasized about being with two men I really want to try I've never done it before she's a little
Bohemian a little bit like hippie to be also I forgot this takes place in the UK it doesn't really matter but it it does so Carl is like fine fine so that's all from Carl's point of view so she's not necessarily like more conservative I can't think of the word that I'm like looking for here just maybe not as like blatantly sexual as a lot of people she's like not as well okay so they they say like a lot of times they match with a girl and she's immediately sending like all the nudes
and like hell yeah I'll take to it once Ayo and Katie is like I've never done it but I want to try and like seems really sweet yeah so then we cut to Katie's point of view so Katie is extremely anxious about meeting with these two guys um and so she's like talking herself through like coaching herself like how do I how do I introduce myself what do I do like hi I'm Katie nice to meet you did you want me to get naked like what the [ __ ] do I do like she's very clearly never done anything
like this before she's it's not that she's inexperienced sexually necessarily she just this is a weird situation so um she finally pulls up to their home she's like this is a super nice neighborhood where I do not belong she's driving a super beat up pickup truck and it's this is a very upper middle class sort of neighborhood I probably have an HOA probably yeah so that's my standard so she is straight panicking about the whole thing as she's getting out of the
car but she's reminding herself this is going to help me reach my goals this is that's the point of this that's what I'm doing but we don't know what the goals are yet so Rick opens the door super sweet and precious very welcoming um Carl is extremely intimidating he's like in this this suit and he's not smiling and is really kind of short with her and she's like oh um so Rick is a graphic designer he works from home super laid back kind of guy covered in tattoos Carl Works a more corporate job
um but both are super duper hot um and um she's continuing to panic like she's just having this whole internal breakdown moment um but they go to the lounge and she's like are they going to want to [ __ ] me like right now what are the rules I don't know somebody help me she's like oh my God um so they talk requirements the guys want uh a companion not just some somebody to [ __ ] but they want a companion both men are bi okay they've been committed to each other for several
years they want a woman to be involved so this is intended to be more of a polyamorous situation than like a reverse Harem or a menage okay um so uh also pause question okay why what is that I don't I don't I don't know that I'll have answers but go ahead and ask no okay so this is my own just lack of knowledge what would be the difference between polyamorous and menage so my understanding generally of Pop well I guess Minaj could be considered polyamory is it like a square rectangle situation
yes okay yeah so polyamory like Minaj could be considered polyamory but not all polyamory oh my gosh then I was conceptualizing correct like that I was like yeah quit because you're like wouldn't be Minaj would be and I was like but you're not great at the math as we all know two penises there's too many for me to conceptualize but not too many for Katie so I mean I can conceptualize that fine it was just more of I was like what would make I was like when I think Minaj
I think three right so I was like there's three of them totally right the two dudes and Katie so in my head that I'm like that would count so when you're like it would be polyamorous not but I was like oh what am I I'm misconceptualizing somewhere yeah because Minaj is like both guys are focused on the woman um right so she as as Superstore put it because that's what I'm gonna refer to is this TV show there's the like the hinge between the Romantic Partners she is not a hinge they are all
together okay so that's the difference yeah okay so I mean they can both have three people it's just one has a hinge one doesn't right okay yeah continue so um they talk money they agree on three thousand dollars for three weekends per month and Carl goes ahead and sends her a grand for the current weekend and she is like hell yeah all right like I can quit one of my jobs I can focus on what my dreams are I don't have to get like all swept up in this other [ __ ] and
so but she does think they want to like [ __ ] her right away so she's like should I should I get naked and curls like you're not a [ __ ] so no what the [ __ ] is wrong with you and she's like I'm really sorry I didn't know I don't like Carl nobody does so well I guess Rick does does like Carl become have like redeeming qualities that present any time I guess I I never really liked him honestly so it's a struggle maybe he is he is more likable by the end there are some human
moments that make him more likable um Rick is definitely the Peacekeeper he's like why don't we get a drink he's like let's all go to the kitchen um and so she explains that she is saving to buy her own small farm for horses um I feel like she's gonna need more than three grand for that she is that's why she they said like a minimum of six months she's already been saving for a really long time for this but it's gonna take her a hell of a long time working as a waitress okay to make this money
um so she says she already has a horse that she loves this is her passion blah blah blah Carl is really cold and she's like I don't know that I could [ __ ] this guy like he's scary and cold and weird and I'm not even for money right but she's super into Rick she's like I'd hit that for free oh um but I guess that's it balances there she's like one I wouldn't touch unless someone paid me really well and one she'd do for free so right and she is getting paid really well she is yeah
um but they made it very very clear that um there can't be any favoritism anywhere in any of this um and so she goes out to The Patio with Rick they're hanging out and he's like Carl's a really cool guy I know he seems really really Gruff but he um he's really sweet you just got to get past all this other stuff she learns a lot about Rick including including that he has several piercings including his [ __ ] which she's like oh I I would like to see that how many piercings does
he have in this car uh I think two if I'm remembering correctly possibly three he's not the Jacob's Ladder situation yeah Madison Kate yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what I was thinking of where I'm like he had like eight yes he had eight piercings in his dick yeah no I think if I'm remembering right there's he has a Prince Albert in the head and then there's like one at the base I think I think that's a good amount that's enough yeah like like I'm not shaming you if you're into
more by by any stretch but I'm just like damn feels like a lot it really I mean I've never felt it [Laughter] [Music] okay but I mean yeah no I I'm like you know you got both ends covered I feel like that's a good yeah that's a good amount like when they're like like because I remember in um Madison Kate whichever of the books it was I think it was the second one she's like giving him a handy and I'm like how does wouldn't that pull on yeah I was like does that feel good for him is that
I guess you're getting a hand massage with all the little balls but like but I don't know someone who has these piercings please let us know somebody enlighten me um so all right he Rick has two piercings in his dick she's into it she also learns that he has that Carl and Rick have had two previous or sorry eight previous companions eight eight but none of them have worked out and so she's like eight Jesus Christ what the hell happened so then we flash back to Carl
um so he knows that Katie is into Rick and that she's scared of him he's like this is how it always goes Rick is charming he's gorgeous he's very sweet like this is what always happens these girls are into him they're always scared of me um maybe you should take a long hard look at yourself my guy uh he doesn't what he does do is get a little handsy with Rick and to see like what Katie's gonna do okay um and she clearly gets a little bit turned on so they they say you're welcome to stay
tonight in the guest room or in our room wherever you're more comfortable totally fine right um and so she says I I'd like to stay in the guest room thank you and Rick so they walk her upstairs and Carl has a plan we don't know the plan but Carl has a plan um and so they drop her off at the room and Rick is super agitated because Carl essentially like [ __ ] blocked him was like no kissing like like let's sweep it away and Rex like you couldn't even let me kiss her good night Jesus
Christ and Carl was like I have a plan if you would shut your [ __ ] mouth like you will see the plan okay okay so I am really not a fan of the way that Carl talks about Katie like in his mind in a lot of this like uh overly sexualized he's like she's a [ __ ] and he she wants it so bad like that kind of stuff that feels really gross and degrading and Andrew tight yeah so did you hear that Andrew Tate got banned from Facebook and Instagram Tick Tock hasn't said anything yet so well by
the time this episode drops who knows what the situation will be but yeah well good it needed to happen yeah yeah um so then he leaves their bedroom door open and he orders Rick to get on the bed so we're back to Katie's point of view um she's still panicking but she's like I'm alone in this room I'm okay like yeah there's strange men here but like I think I'm gonna be okay um obviously she's super into Rick really scared of Carl um and she's getting ready for bed when
she hears Rick make a noise and so then she starts listening to them [ __ ] through the wall and she's like I am into that so she starts touching herself and then she feels like she can't hear enough she's like I don't like it's too muffled so she decides she's going to go into the Hall hoping to maybe see something um my notes just say Carl has a filthy [ __ ] mouth he really does it's like he's like that tight little ass wants my [ __ ] doesn't it like you're like he's just like
he he is going to town about it if that works for you that works for you and I know we've had this conversation before when like I told you how you can ask my husband where I was like do you want like would you be into being called daddy do you want and he was like could you say it with conviction and like that's how I feel yeah like I'm like if you're into it you're into it cool but like I don't know if I could say that with a straight face or receive that
with a straight face yeah I feel like I would do a lot of giggling although I did hook up with a guy once and he was he said something about like you like that don't you and I was like shut the [ __ ] up and then a little later he said something again and I was like did I not tell you to shut up you're like this is not like doing it for me like no like you like that don't you you're like until you spoke well no I was like no you're not doing a very good job so the
dirty talk isn't helping your case you're like I don't really like it actually so maybe focus on what you're doing and shut the [ __ ] up did did he believe he was doing a good job he did he did yeah that poor guy no I I don't have I don't feel bad well it's it's more I think in my head I just was thinking probably wasn't an isolated incident you sorry Hannah just took a big sip of water it almost just like bit like you know like I'm like I at least you were honest enough to tell
him right and I wonder how many partners have been like no no I don't like that but like I don't want to hurt them I was literally like stop talking whatever anyway so she watches Carl finish fair enough um and she is super duper turned on and she's like now I could see myself [ __ ] Carl because God damn like if he [ __ ] me like that I'll be into it like I can get past this shitty personality if he [ __ ] like that exactly okay so then Carl sees her and she's like oh I'm so sorry I I needed to
use the the bathroom here and he's like well that's interesting because you have an ensuite I was literally I was like this isn't I was like this this has gonna have an ensuite she sure did so then he's like are you gonna join us because Rick still needs to come so you get you come in or or what and so pun intended yep and so she goes in or Rick does so we're back to Carl's point of view he's feeling very smug and Victorious that his little plan worked um I like how like his whole plan was
just [ __ ] Rick loudly with the door open that was the plan it did work but like it's very effective yeah um so he's very I wouldn't say that he's like a Dom but he's definitely he definitely has top energy going on yeah so he orders her to get naked um she's still like very clearly skittish of him like she tenses up when he gets into the bed and stuff um so Carl is also kind of like amused and laughing to himself because she clearly thinks that Rick is gonna be
like the gentle lover type and he is not and so he's like like that was the weirdest Michael Jackson impression I've ever heard sorry um anyway and none of it's good so um I was watching some stand up last week where this dude was talking about Michael Jackson no he's like he's like yeah it's weird to like like Michael Jackson's music but then also reconcile listening to that and being like and he touched a bunch of children I'm like yeah yeah I mean it's kind of
the same like R Kelly yeah sure has been my go-to karaoke song for years ignition yep remix to ignition and I feel as though I need to choose a new karaoke song yeah I feel that Confessions Part Two is my backup Usher I was gonna say usher what a backup yeah yeah that is I can respect that yeah my my father's go-to karaoke song is proud to be an American and I've only ever seen him oh well no I've only ever seen him do it on cruise ships um where people are already three to
five sheets to the wind um and the response that he gets from the crow like people like drunk cry sing along like they're like I've never seen more patriotic people your dad has a presence that's what you're telling me like taking actual politics out of of any of it it's just like it's just a bunch of like drunk white people on a cruise into it yes like getting tearful like as they ruminate on being proud to be an American does that song Land nearly as well as it
used to no no no it doesn't but also I haven't been on a cruise with my dad since before Trump was elected it was a different era times they are a changing yes so Rick is not a gentle lover no so my or not not a shy lover yeah my notes say Rick finger [ __ ] her hard eats her out then [ __ ] her even harder Carl is super into her like watching her through this whole thing um he's like there's lots of description of the sounds she's making and all that other [ __ ] um and she
my notes say she gives him the five finger slippy while Rick finishes inside her and then licks her fingers clean of Carl that was both soda script not descriptive at all um slippy the five finger slippy yep yep that's what my notes say that's literally my notes say she gives him the five finger slippy so she gives Carl a handy wow no we got Ricky's [ __ ] her Hannah you didn't need I didn't I didn't not understand and it wasn't enough I was trying to be helpful I made it worse I'm so sorry
no I just liked I was like I somehow feel like I have a very clear picture but I I meant like it was like I was like there was clearly a lot of [ __ ] that went down in that scene yeah there was that's really more one okay okay not that I didn't understand what five finger slippy meant um yeah yeah and it's it's the licking the hands clean for me there's a lot of discussion of fluids we here at smut Club can keep that discussion to a minimum because I think just the word fluids
yeah is enough so anyway yeah we're back to Katie's point of view um she wakes up early um in the morning with both guys um she needs to go um ride her horse Samson not a euphemism not a euphemism um Rick wakes up she's trying to be very quiet and like slip out um because it's so early in the morning and Rick is like where are you going and what are you doing she's like I gotta go take care of Samson and he's like does your horse not know about a Sunday lion
like we should be sleeping in right now and she's like no he doesn't I really have to go and so he is like okay but yeah are you coming back like you're coming back right um and she's like of course I am yeah so she goes to the farm the owner tells her that the bank is really after him so she sends him like 700 um before going on the ride um with Samson she really wants to rent the land from the owner um but she needs time to save up and then oh I forgot about this part oh no
okay so she uh masturbates while writing thinking about both guys [ __ ] her and then yeah there there I have a logistics question uh-huh so is that like when we say she was masturbating while writing in my head I'm thinking of it like when they tell like a woman like sit on top of your washing machine or your dryer or something like that like and the vibration between your like is is that what's happening it's like no I mean she's touching herself and she's like
like hitting the the Horn of the saddle to like stimulate okay yeah so then um she finishes and her father calls her oh um that what a sentence yeah is a hell of a sentence isn't it so he saved in her phone as sperm donor and she does not answer oh okay so we're back to Carl um the guys are doing their morning routine together and Rick is on the toilet with Carl right there and Carl gets this like sick sense of satisfaction seeing Rick do a little wince because he [ __ ] him so hard the
night before and I'm just like oh I could have lived without that like I don't know what that's supposed to add to anything I know it's what we do here it's not close but I too could have lived without that I'm so sorry okay I'm so sorry no no I mean these things happen that's where we're at yeah um yeah so there's more I wrote more detail about it I'm Gonna Leave It um about Carl's satisfaction yeah yeah so Carl doesn't think Katie is coming back he's like nah like
she got her little Minaj experience she's not coming back um but Rick it's actually like super pissed and he's like she's coming back she's coming back but even if she doesn't I love you and that's all that matters and then he Carl won't say I love you back and so Rick starts to get super pissy about it he's like why won't you just say it like why don't you ever just say it we've been together for years so then uh Carl gives in eventually they jerk each other off with Katie's panties
left there I'm assuming yeah um I was gonna say I would have more Logistics questions yeah she couldn't find them in the morning when she got up she didn't want to turn a light on because it was so early so she couldn't find them so she just left them so yeah they jerk each other off with Katie's panties and then they're like talking about how they're gonna [ __ ] her together they're like all into it so we are back to Katie's point of view um she gets home her mom tells her like you
need to call your dad you really need to call your dad and Katie is like no I don't give a [ __ ] what that son of a [ __ ] has to say I'm not interested thank you for playing and mom is like there's an opportunity um you should call him blah blah blah it's some kind of like there's a horse Whisperer trainer person in the U.S um and uh so that's the opportunity like she has to take an internship with his multi-billion dollar company for six months and then he will send her on this
trip with this guy but her half-sister is also involved and She [ __ ] hates her half-sister okay so she does agree to call her dad back to Carl Rick is super anxious and um Carl is just like call her like why are you being so weird just call her if you want to talk to her um so Rick is like I have an idea let's take her away for the weekend like a weekend trip or something um somewhere neutral where she'll feel safer blah blah blah Nick has an anxious attachment style he sure does
so Carl agrees as long as Rick promises that they're both gonna [ __ ] her by the end of the night he's like this always happens like you get to [ __ ] the pretty [ __ ] and I do not and we don't like him I hate that sentence so much your face says everything I feel about it I don't well one I don't know what my face looks like but two I took my glasses off for a second and so now I really don't know what my face looks like I hear it do you [Music] oh [ __ ] okay yeah yeah it's not not a
good time so we're back to Katie she calls her dad he uh she is not very nice she's like the [ __ ] do you want I'm not interested he tells her um he wants her to come to his office she's like no I won't be doing that and he says um yeah she has to come if she wants to see the horse guy um and she's like he's like how about Monday and she's like no I can't this Monday how about next Monday like literally just to be a [ __ ] because she doesn't want to see him so but she does agree to see him
um Carl back to Carl he's at work he is running an intern program um and the boss's daughter whose name is verity um is in it and he is that the half sister uh maybe so yeah no spoilers so um he can't [ __ ] stand her so um she's an entitled little [ __ ] he kicks her out so he does this thing where everybody has to stand up and sing Eye of the Tiger together I don't really understand why but Verity refuses to do that he's like cool get out and she's like you can't fire me and
he's like I really can should we go talk to your father together okay get out so back to Katie it there's so much flashing back and forth it's just between Katie and Carl so oh we never get Rick's personal we never get Rick's person I know you said it was Mutual point of view but it makes me sad we don't get to hear from Rick because he's so sweet so she's she resigns from her job as a waitress now that she has all this sugar daddy money coming in and she gets a text from Rick inviting her to
lunch without Carl um he's very adorably awkward he's like nothing sexual although maybe you didn't assume that I'm so sorry like it's really sweet actually um and then she also gets an email about an interview at her father's company and she um she's like I never agreed to a [ __ ] interview I said I would come see you I didn't say it was gonna work for you what the [ __ ] and um she's like fine whatever because her mom's pushing her to do it so then Carl tells Rick about his day about how
Verity's a little [ __ ] um and she had to come apologize and then sing the whole song so low in front of everyone that gave him like a sick satisfaction that she went and wanted to her dad and her dad was like tough [ __ ] like go do whatever Carl says so um Rick tells him he's going to see Katie during the week and Carl says he's like I can't not be at work blah blah and he starts to feel weird about it because they don't ever do things separately with these women and so he is like
and then I didn't know that this was relevant when I read the first time but I did go back and and double check it because it does turn out to be important so Rick then shows Carl some stuff that he printed off of Katie's Facebook we don't know what it is but Carl is like well that settles it then she's not a fit and Rick is like no no no no no give it more time we said six months um and I know you really like her so Carl's like fine so um yeah see that is one of those like
weird details that like the first time you read it you're like oh cool that happened whatever and then like when you're like um I don't know how but it is it all comes together um also just for like my own knowledge because it seemed like I know you saw like there's a lot of back and forth and so it's this weird thing because it seems like there's a lot of back and forth but it also seems like there's not a ton of plot happening but there's a lot about back and forth how long
was this book like how many like Pages hold on I'll tell you maybe possibly I think maybe maybe not this book was 440 Pages oh Lord yeah okay the so there's a lot of setup with like all these relationships and all this different stuff and then the plot kind of happens all at once and then it stops happening again and then it happens all at once like it's just a lot okay so Katie um goes to see Rick they eat lunch um she's like I could totally be with this guy like for real he's so sweet
he's so thoughtful he's so handsome but Carl makes things complicated and then they start making out with a lot of dirty talk about okay I forgot about that they start making out with a lot of talk about stretching things I like how you said things there like you're like I need to I need to make sure you understand when I say stretching I don't mean yoga we're not doing Pilates so like stretching to prepare her for some DP yeah okay yeah and um Katie is like this is not like are we
are we cheating right now like Carl's not here and so Rick pulls back and he's like that's these are our boundaries like we come together or not at all like that's their deal we come together not at all so then he starts to say something else he's like well there's something that you should know about Carl like Carl's got this thing like he needs something else from you and then um Carl shows up Carl's like what would that be and they were both like cool oops so um
Carl is like yeah we're gonna go away for the weekend um and you're coming and then Rick realizes how much Carl must be into her because he's like putting all this effort in um and then we're back to Katie they go away to the seaside um and there my notes just say cute throuple time with lots of innuendo foreign yeah I appreciate when we're able to summarize it you're like yeah you know if there's some Sweet Moments with ice cream and whatever like it's nice yeah
um and they talk about family Rick's family is super normal very supportive Carl Lou alludes to like a really really rough time but doesn't really give detail they ask about her father and she says she doesn't have one worth mentioning she's like it's he's literally a blank spot on my birth certificate that's who my father is right so do we know why she hates her father so much we do not we just know that she feels abandoned by him and feels like he ruined her mom's
life but we don't really know why so um they go out dancing things are getting spicy very handsy um they go back to the hotel and Katie is [ __ ] freaking out because she knows what's gonna happen but she's also really excited so they get naked everybody's making out there's my notes say there's fingering and eating out and whatnot there's just a lot happening um this is one of those sex scenes that goes on and on and it's like oh my God like like we get it can we just finish
like I'm like oh my God um yeah I think it's Nikki Sloan I've read a lot of Nikki Sloan this year but I feel like she always tricks me because her sex scenes will go on four chapters yeah and so like I'm like oh we we hit the end of this chapter then the next one like oh nope we're jumping straight back in like here we are right why do we even have a chapter break yes so um both guys are like going at it with her the whole time and then they start stretching her with toys so there's a
lot of description about that um and then oh my notes say uh talking about making her [ __ ] gape for them again why that's what my notes say okay again why gape I don't like that word that loose like a Wizard's sleeve like that's what I like that's what it makes me think of so gape made it onto my list because of this book all right question because I know when we reviewed pen pal we were saying we don't like nibble or slippery uh-huh is gate in this context worse for you
yeah and slippery yeah is it worse for you than nibbling I think for me it's equal to nibbling but worse than slippery it feels worse because when I think of like gape or gaping I think of a gaping wound like I think of like people bleeding and violence that's what I think of when I think of gaping like what other contacts do you hear gaping in besides I'm gonna stop saying it but what context do you hear that word in besides like major violence or as horrible as it sounds when I hear
gaping I'm like yeah something that's open and like flapping in the breeze [Laughter] which also is not better no just flapping flapping stop saying that word Jesus Christ what a damn laughing okay so we we found another one we might just need to make like an ongoing list of like words that we hate here at smut Club yeah gape flap nibble slippery not just slip you can you can sleep okay you can slip on a banana peel and we don't give a [ __ ] but slippery in the context yeah sex
yeah this only gets worse so um there's a lot of stuff so Carl [ __ ] her while she's blowing Rick and then Carl fists her and then decides that she's ready um just for like for both of them right okay I was like like how big is he if you need to be fisted before you can take one dick no I hate I hate everything so then she does take them both and the guys are [ __ ] ecstatic about it and they are like you're you're the most beautiful woman we've ever seen and like there's
lots more like dirty talk and praise and whatnot um and she's like hell yeah I did that like she feels really good about it too I guess um I would be proud of myself achievement unlocked right like I don't that feels like a big account like that's not gonna feel like a big accomplishment hey yo two big accomplishments if you know what I mean yeah Rick's piercing also made things interesting so yeah I forgot about that yeah do you remember Whose Line Is It Anyway I do yeah
um do you remember the game where they were just like like it was like all euphemisms and they just like no matter what they said it was just they would just say if you know what I mean afterwards and I just remember there was like a weightlifting competition it was like she took 200 pounds in the snatch if you know what I mean and then like I forget who said it but I because I remember watching it like the night it aired when it happened and you see I think it was
Ryan just like look on his face and he's like that's never gonna make air if you know what I mean but yeah and it was funny because I remember seeing a rerun like years later and it was that clip and it was 100 bleeped out that's awesome yes but I was like that was a brilliant joke that is really good guys yeah I can I can I can give credit for that right okay so high fives all around yeah they're all very proud of themselves yes and we're back to Carl's point of view
um so Katie gets up while he's out on the the little balcony Terrace Terrace sure um and they have a very intense moment she talks about her um dreams of renting the stable um and he's like you could he's thinking this girl could do so much more she's brilliant she's strong she could do so much more but he doesn't say that and then it seems like he's gonna make her some other kind of offer because she's like I really want this but it's going to be a year or two before I'm able to to make
this purchase blah blah and he's like it's on the tip of my tongue to say blah blah blah blah um but I still don't know what we still don't know what but then Rick comes out and then they have uh so all that their moment is broken and then they have a very nice drive back um Carl decides to stop at the Stables um and so uh he tries to like get in good with Samson the horse Samson is not about Carl he is not a fan he does not like him but he's very into Rick
Carl so that's on brand like Samsung has good taste yeah Samson is clearly reading the room um so back to Katie uh she stays with him another night even though she has the meeting with her dad the next day oh my God so Chelsea's cat Craig is doing like it's like a gargoyle moment and she keeps like giving him little high fives and it's very distractingly adorable because Craig is standing on his back legs with his front paws up and it like just keeps giving me high fives
it was pretty cute it seems the moment has passed but it was very adorable yeah he turned away from me and I think he was done with like I'm over you now um that was cute while it lasted so Katie is like frankly I don't give a [ __ ] about this meeting with my dad um so she really wishes that she could just continue to be with Carl and Rick without getting paid she's like I really like them like I don't feel the need to be paid I would spend time with them anyway
um and she's thinking about all this while she's on the way to the meeting with her dad she's wearing dirty jeans and a shirt that says bite me that's the energy she's bringing to this meeting he is pleading with her um to give this internship program a chance he's like it's a six-month internship you get to go stay for a month with the horse guy please please let me do this for you I want you here blah blah blah and she doesn't really want anything to do with any of it but
the pay is good and she wants to meet the horse guy so she's like I mean I guess so and like mind you I'm like missing some details here because I haven't read this one but like I think the hard thing for me is that like how do I say it like it's a very transactional situation right like yeah her dad's like no I love you I care about you I want you here I want to do this for you but you have to do this for six months first instead of just like like it's not like there are strings
attached right it's not a true gift so it's a lot of strings but also the way that it's described dad is desperate like he wants a relationship with her he is like pleading with her like please come on so it seems like this is his last Stitch effort to get her into his company so he can at least see her a little bit um so he's like pushing it so finally and she's like fine I guess whatever and so her dad is like great let me introduce you to the guy who's running
the intern program and she's like oh it's not you like I don't have to work directly with you and he's like no no of course not and the guy comes in and surprise it's Carl hey there's my puppies we'll get you right back to the show in just a moment but first do you like us maybe even love us cause we sure love you if you do love us don't tease us don't listen those ratings and reviews wherever you're listening right now maybe even send us over to a special sexy someone that would enjoy getting
smutty with us because you know the first rule of smug Club is to talk about smut Club all right I won't keep you any longer let's get back to the show thank you so my notes just say Carl POV awkward yeah that's that's what it is um so her dad so Carl with a k or a c what's a c okay that's how I've been conceptualizing it but I do feel like you bring in different energy as a human if it's with a K I agree yeah yeah um so dad goes to introduce them and he's like we've already met and Katie is
like clearly wide-eyed like shut the [ __ ] up Carl and so she's like oh yeah um I I uh I know Rick I've hung out with Rick that's how I met how I met Carl um and Carl feels some type of way about that so then dad leaves and Carl is confused he's like how how did you not know how did you not know like surely you looked me up please tell me you didn't just go meet two strange men without looking me up and she's like of course I looked you up and he's like how did you
not know I work for your dad and she's like my dad's company isn't listed he's like it's a subsidiary everybody knows that and she's like I don't I don't [ __ ] talk to my dad like I had no [ __ ] clue geez this age she's freaking out so um she he also is like your dad is one of the best men I've ever met in my life I've known him for 20 years he's an incredible person um and Katie is like well that might be your experience but he's a judgmental [ __ ] um and he's like well
your dad gave me a chance when no one else would he saved my life and so then Katie we're back to Katie's point of view she is really embarrassed um and Carla's like listen you are not taking this seriously this is a serious program if you're not gonna take it seriously that's fine it's not for you that's okay but she's like no I'm [ __ ] doing this she's super adamant um and then he explains that he was a kid with a record when he met her dad um and he gave Carl a chance
um she tells him that he knocked up her mom um who was his secretary at the time and then fired her when he found out she was pregnant and wanting nothing wanted nothing to do with Katie basically like abandoned them both so her mom lost her job she was 19.
um and lost her job was alone and Pregnant wait who she's telling Carl this she's telling Carl okay yeah and so Carl says that that is not the story that he heard and she's like I don't give a [ __ ] I lived it that's the story um so then Oops I did something to my notes okay hold on I got it so then um she is super adamant she wants to give the the program a try and Carl's like fine I'll drive you to the other office so that's the other reason she didn't know is because her dad's main office is
not in the same town where Rick and Carl live it's a satellite office so she had no idea so he takes her to the other place um and then all of a sudden he's he pulls over like while they're on the way and he is like um so if you had to give up two years to get two hundred thousand dollars for your farm would you do it Would You Do It um and she's like well I would need to know what that entails because he's thinking back to their conversation on the Terrace where she said it's her
two-year plan essentially and he's like would you give it up and she's like well I need to know what it is and she's like I mean as a joke she says I mean do you want a kidney um and Carl's like I mean kind of she's like what the [ __ ] so Carl's about to say something else and then the phone rings um now we're at Carl's point of view on the phone is Rick um and he his voice comes through the Bluetooth in the car so everybody can hear everything and he is absolutely
gushing about how much he loves Katie and how amazing she is um he won't let Carl get a word in like Carl keeps trying to interrupt him to say like Katie's in the [ __ ] car but Rick won't stop talking and Rick it's super explicit about how he's gonna [ __ ] her ass and that he's in love with her she's their keeper she's the one we've been looking for and Katie clearly is looking a little freaked she's like the [ __ ] is happening um and Carl finally is like Rick Katie's in the goddamn car
and Rick is like that's very funny Rick that's very funny no she's not um and then Carl's like no she is and then Rick's like uh Katie are you there and she's like hey Rick hi super awkward um but then he just laughs he's like I'm sorry about the ass thing babe but I would be into it if you are anyway I love you both bye and like he has like golden retriever energy where he's just like messing stuff up but you love it he really does yeah we love it we love it so then
um Carl does not pick up where he left off with like what this mysterious thing is that he needs her for two years for um and then he introduces her to the rest of the team and it's very clear that her half-sister Verity is displeased that she is there like real pissed so back to Katie um Carl and Rick take her shopping for work clothes the guys are very very sweet very supportive and they get home to celebrate her new job um and Katie thinks back to her childhood how Verity would belittle her
like Dad Doesn't Really Love You Like do you see all of my horses do you see all of my dolls like Dad doesn't really love you like really really put her down um and Carl says that he'll help her catch up with what she's missed at work um and she realizes this is her chance to prove that she's better than Verity like that's basically she's like all right if I'm gonna do this I'm gonna [ __ ] Verity up like let's do it um so then my notes say gratuitous threesome including a blowy and the guys
taking turns and lots of dirty talk that's what my notes say I I know I said it before I feel like a lot is happening but nothing is happening yeah it's accurate okay so I'm that's why I'm talking really fast I'm like none of this matters gratuitous threesome anyway um so the next day at work things are going really really well for Katie she has lunch with Carl um when they get back and then Verity Corners her in the bathroom and absolutely loses her [ __ ] she has like a
full breakdown about how um Katie is never gonna take what's hers this company is hers she has no right to it um and tells her she can stop drooling over Carl because everyone knows he's gay and which is kind of funny and then Katie tries to leave she's like I'm not I'm not doing this with you so she tries to leave and then Verity starts pulling her hair and slapping her and like scratching at her face and stuff and Katie is like what the actual [ __ ] like we are grown women are we
having a slap fight right now this is the dumbest [ __ ] on the planet so then Katie shakes her off and tells her um that she gets that one but if she ever touches her again she will [ __ ] her up so then Carl sees Katie we're back to Carl's point of view sees Katie um with a scratch on her face and her hair is really disheveled and then Verity comes right behind her and she does not look disheveled and she's like he's like what the [ __ ] is happening so um he tries to fire Verity he's like
absolutely the [ __ ] not like there's not gonna be physical violence here that is [ __ ] ridiculous you're fired but Katie uh begs him not to he's like she's like please don't please don't so he's like fine and then he starts to realize that he has real feels is what my notes say for Katie um he talks to Katie's dad um about the situation with Verity dad says that he he didn't know about Katie her mom told him that he had that she had had an abortion so he didn't know she was pregnant when
he fired her he found out she was pregnant afterwards when he went to her to say something about it she told him he had she had had an abortion and he was too late so he never knew he saw them on the street when Katie was 10 and he was like hold up um and so then he hand he says he handled everything wrong he tried to force Katie into their family um and he asked Carl to build Bridges between the girls um through the program and Carl is like uh I guess I can try but frankly you need
to get your [ __ ] together that does not feel like Carl's job and I don't even like Carl no it's a whole last disaster um so Rick tells Carl that they need to talk and rethink the whole we come together or not at all rule um they what they agree on is a courtesy call so they agree they're going to call each other before they [ __ ] Katie solo to get permission I don't look like just decided so like what what are you gonna do not [ __ ] one day like you're
gonna call and they're like actually I'm not really in the mood for that I'd really rather you didn't [ __ ] her today is that how that works I mean I guess but regardless um Rick and Carl have a solidifying [ __ ] as we often term it and then they both declare that they love Katie she's not there like that's my whole thing with this whole scene is I'm like not present for any of this they're declaring their love and [ __ ] and [ __ ] and it's all this beautiful making love moment she's not
there what the [ __ ] whatever um so we're back to Katie's point of view um she decides to do a competition with her horse because her sister is also doing it and she wants to beat her that becomes relevant later um she buys a horse trailer the guys insist on going with her it's all this very sweet like making sure you're safe kind of [ __ ] and then um after they have lunch uh [Music] Rick says he wants to have chocolate for dessert no no he does not my notes say worst euphemism
ever with periods after each one that's what literally what my notes say right now so years ago I worked in youth ministry foreign behold Chelsea Queen of the non-sequitur you're welcome um and I used to be in charge of like all of the programming so like when we would do like a student camp for like a week I was in charge of all of the games and programming and like making sure that like our actual like event time ran smoothly and one of the games and it like didn't even dawn on me because
I was very young and not really thinking it through but one of the games that I planned you had like teams from each grade and one person laid on the ground and one person like essentially stood over their head and was given a pudding cup that they had to put between their knees [Music] he had to like get the pudding in their partner's mouth Chelsea no and I remember and then being like we're not going to go with vanilla right like we don't want pictures but that's yeah that's what it this
chocolate's not better literally my thought I'm like at least at least chocolate doesn't look like semen in a photo it just looks like [ __ ] how is that better I'm sorry what if you were a parent and you received a photo of your child at summer camp I feel like at least chocolate pudding on their face you're not going to think why is there [ __ ] all over my 16 year old's face but if there's vanilla you might be like why is there come all over my 16 year old daughter's face I I need
to have a talk with a youth pastor none of it's good yeah it's not it wasn't the best game I ever planned you know what the best game I ever planned was I'll tell you tell me and honestly I think part of it was choosing the right students so um we went and bought like tiny like it was like a beach camp and we went to a little shop on the beach and bought like tiny like beach crabs and we showed them to the students and we're like hey we're gonna take you outside we are
building a maze out of these crabs and you have to walk Barefoot from one side of the maze to the other without stepping on one of these crabs so then they take all of the students outside they bring them in one at a time and blindfold them meanwhile we've just thrown pork rinds all over the floor like or pork rinds they have a great crunch too much they do and so the look on a student's face when they hear the Crunch and think they've killed a crab that is so dark
that's amazing oh my God now I want pork rinds yeah I could [ __ ] up some pork right I could [ __ ] up some pork rinds um but yeah one of my like favorite students ever bless her she like by the end of the mace they were tears streaming down her face well like you have like 150 students all sitting watching this happen in front of them it was a it was a great game um 10 out of 10 would would recommend yeah I really want some pork rinds okay so so I guess we'll get back to this if we have to so
um I mean I guess not that's the end everybody no okay so um how much more is there a bit a lot oh [ __ ] [ __ ] okay I'm just gonna go real quick um so they all have a big [ __ ] fest Carl brings in a mirror so that they can watch themselves and he I just want us to note that you're like I'm gonna go real quick so he brings in a mirror for their [ __ ] back oh this part I was like so um so then he he [ __ ] Rick while Rick [ __ ] Katie okay it's a lot there's a lot of dirty talk and a lot of
descriptions and fluids so Katie realizes that she doesn't want their agreement to end in six months because that was the original bet six months so Katie's doing really well is it a bet well not a bet agreement okay I mean kind of a bit between Rick and Carl because Carl didn't think it would really happen so I apologize to everyone listening if you hear a slight whimpering um the whimpering is my dog sleeping and dreaming yeah it's not her husband listening to this [ __ ] book right now
although it could be although every time I look over at my husband he's just like shaking his head so Katie's doing great at work she's a top performer yeah she is her yeah she is her dad shows up to give her a bonus um it's super awkward um Verity has a meltdown Carl finds her crying and she thinks that her dad loves Katie more than her um and if she feels at the internship her dad was gonna hate her all this other stuff Carl's very supportive and he says he'll help her Carl then takes Katie to
celebrate um and she asked to go see the horse um she has to stop for clothes first Carl then meets her mother so um it's very awkward like it's super duper awkward and then he then pushes to try to figure out what Katie wants she's like I don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about um she rides he loves watching her and he finally makes friends with the horse it's a big moment and then um Katie comes back after talking to the owner of the stable super upset
um the bank is repossessing her dream is dead um so he really wants Katie to feel better like he's like I don't know what the [ __ ] to do I just want you to stop crying um so he's like I could buy it I could buy the land I could buy the land and you could rent it for me and she thinks that he's joking and he's like no I I want to help you blah blah blah and she um she's like okay so you want to help me with my dream but what's your dream and finally he blurts out that he wants a baby
and not by a surrogate he wants to have like a throuple and a baby oh yes and she's like I don't want kids and um that was the printout that Rick had from her Facebook was like a couple of posts she made about like thank God I'm never having kids and so um he's like I want to start trying right away I'm almost 40 like I really really want this um and he's like she's like please just take me home like I can't I can't do this with you like please just take me home so he's like I
[ __ ] this up I'm really bad he's like Rick is gonna hate me for this like I really really [ __ ] up um and so he goes home and Rick was all ready to celebrate about how well Katie's doing at work but then Carl comes in alone and Rick is super pissed Carl then tells Rick he's like you can be with her like I'm the problem I'm the one who wants the baby so bad you be with her I will remove myself from this and uh it just says Declarations of Love Rick isn't leaving Carl for anything so
I mean that's sweet it is sweet and then Rick shows up at the farm um from Katie's point of view they have an emotional talk he says that he tells her all about about Carl so um Carl's mom died when he was six and um he was never well cared for he bounced around the system his dad showed up when he was 13 started using him to run drugs and so then um so Carl had a rough upbringing very rough cool and um then finally after he gets out of the system dad's a piece of [ __ ] he meets a
girl and they think that they're really into each other and then they that's how they met Rick they the two of them wanted a threesome so they find Rick online Rick shows up um the girl LED Carl on really bad um saying that she wanted a family and wanted to try for a baby but then Carl found out she had had three abortions with his babies this whole time so he had been like that's all of life no I don't either that's all he wanted his whole life was to have a baby and this girl did this
after she lied to him um so then that's how Carl and Rick wound up together so Katie feels terrible that she can't keep them with what they want so then she agrees she goes home with Rick they all party after they agree we're gonna give it six months and then we'll see no more sugar daddies just an official poly relationship um they'll tell her dad because that's gonna be a big thing um and she wants her mom to know solidifying [ __ ] in the shower uh very there are so many solidifying
[ __ ] there's so much sex like I'm I have notes about the sex but I'm it doesn't matter um none of it matters because literally all the plot in this book is in like the last 15 so I'm trying to like get to the part that matters none of it matters but I'm trying to get to the part that that's at least a little bit entertaining I'm really trying so you're like you have to I'm hold on let me math something really Jesus Christ what why is that your response you know why
so you have to get through 375 pages to get to the plot yeah that feels like when people used to like what was the the show Lost yeah yeah when people are like there are a couple weird Seasons so you just have to get through like three weird seasons and then it gets good again and like that's such a commitment right I'm not willing to make it no but I made it here I don't I can't tell you why because you read so quickly and you read so much you probably read this in
one sitting probably if like at most two to three sittings so I feel like I feel like you just like Blitz through I did books like this and you're like this is so shitty next page be like I hate this next page I think you finished the booking like that was not worth it on to the next one pretty much yeah um so so they go out to celebrate they're all drinking yeah and um she asks how the whole baby thing would work she's like so two daddies and a mom like that feels really weird blah blah blah
and they're like so they explain again they come together or not at all because they don't want to know who the biological father is they're like it it doesn't matter um they say like kids might be mean um and the parents other parents might not get it but it doesn't matter we're gonna make it work blah blah blah maybe we'll adopt later also like we want one of our own and we might adopt later well I feel like they just like like kids is like a deal breaker like yes
about that yes so to know that like they're not on the same page and then have a solidifying [ __ ] right it's like why are we here yeah I'm like what are we solidifying our differences so Carl basically says like we will have as many kids as you'll give us literally like we'll have as many kids as you'll give us and then my notes just say combo gets weird when Katie says she ruined her mom's life she's like I never wanted kids because I ruined my own mother's life why would I
want to have babies um holy [ __ ] but it gets dark all of them need to be in therapy goddamn real bad so um Carl is really worried about Katie and Verity um he talks to her well there's lots of stuff about like he's trying to get her to see that her dad really loves her and all this other stuff she's very resistant um and then all of a sudden he like blurts out that he didn't her dad didn't know that she existed all this time she thought she was abandoned so back to
Katie's POV it just says long emotional talk with Mom um who confirms that dad never knew she existed um so Katie decides that she um is going to tell her mom about her new Holly relationship um everything's very supportive and lovely with Carl um Katie wants to bang on the way home but Carl says that they need to talk to Rick first um yeah and then do we have permission to [ __ ] on the way home they don't they don't call him they decide to actually go home and then they
all [ __ ] together I just love that bit out um so uh then she confronts her dad about the whole thing and he's like yeah I really [ __ ] that up like I didn't know that you existed but when I found out I could have done better I'm really really sorry so then um Verity starts being really nice to her and it's weird uh like like in a way we don't trust yeah she's like I don't I don't like that like little comments about like her horses and stuff like trying to get to know her and be
supportive like you did great with sales this week or whatever um so then uh at Carl's point of view they get caught kissing at the office and um they haven't told her dad yet they have not so he decides he's going to tell her dad the truth dad is not pleased um and so he's like are you gonna leave Rick and Carl's like no that's the whole point I'm not leaving Rick we're all together and then uh Carl and Katie [ __ ] in the office with Rick on speakerphone it's very explicit oh yeah
um so okay so this is where we get into some stuff that's like sad and weird so for Katie's point of view she's at this horse event um it's like a jumping thing there's some family awkwardness but Mom is pretty chill and the guys are both there dad's pretty nice um and then his he has two legitimate sons and one legitimate daughter Verity um and his wife they're all there everybody's playing nice at this whole thing because her half-sister Rarity is also there competing
so Katie is doing really really well um but she's super fixated on beating Verity's time and she winds up missing a jump and she falls and it's really really bad so that's how her point of view ends at that chapter as she hits her head super hard and she blacks out um so Carl's point of view my notes say it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] show it's really bad um so Katie wakes up and she is screaming Samson is really hurt um the vet says it that if if the horse can't stand up he's he's dead like they
can't move him he has to stand if they're gonna get him to a hospital but even then a horse with a broken leg he might not make it so it's a whole thing Carl and her dad get the horse Rick I used to have a therapy client who had two special needs horses it's a special sauce I don't know why I whispered that but what's a special needs horse like they were truly like two horses that like without her love and attention and constant like making sure they had everything they
needed they would not have survived that long like they were like [ __ ] blind and they're like their legs needed braces sort of deal like you don't understand that no it was a lot it was so much I mean In fairness I have a dog who's paralyzed that we change his diapers every day and we have a cat with epilepsy but that feels like a horse is massive like that just feels like so much more than a 10 pound dog and a six pound cat well and she like when we first started working together she had
said she's like my dream has always been to like have my own land with my horses and I am afraid I'll like by the time I'm financially stable enough to do that they won't be alive did you tell her to hit up sugar daddies.com well okay no I didn't that's really where I saved where I should have zagged she had fun she's like hey like she was like I think I'm gonna like go and like start actually like looking at some like houses with property I found a realtor who like specializes
and like like needing land and like getting it and blah blah blah and so she comes to sessions next week and I was like how'd it go she's like not great Chelsea not great at all and I'm like whoa oh well um what happened and she's like what like what breed was it like German Shepherds or some [ __ ] she's like the house I went and looked at they had an underground dog fighting ring where they were breeding the dog oh my God and I was like to be fair that's really not on me I would not have
predicted that yeah um but yeah so I'm very is Samson my favorite character in this book he's my favorite character I really think he is yeah horses are the [ __ ] man sure um but so Samson's leg is very broken he's very hurt Katie's leg is also very broken and she is very hurt um if you hear thunder it's Thunder I I would like if we ever have merch I think that needs to be on something like a a mug or a fanny pack Maybe yeah like a good crossbody with a quote on it I I really wish like
I don't know when we reviewed like pen pal and it was like the entire book was like ominous creepy rain and wind and thunder and lightning like if the weather could have cooperated with us it would have been better would have been great I don't I don't need the Thunder when we're talking about Samson because it feels too ominous and I really need Samson to survive I'm not invested in the book but I am invested in Samson and I need him to live is what you're telling me yes I understand
so she begs Carl to go with Samson God Bless America um and so he does they get him to the hospital they get him into surgery and dad her dad asked Carl to tell him about his daughter he's like tell me everything you know he's like well what do you want to know and he's like literally everything like I know nothing about my daughter yeah tell me everything so we are back to Katie's point of view we are almost done we are so close we are so close and yet maybe not so
um Carl and Rick handle her recovery um they wait on her hand and foot there's a line in there about how they do everything for her including wiping her shitty ass um Samson she broke did she break her arms as well well so the way that her leg broke was so severe that she it that she came to recovery that she can't reach her I didn't ask laughs just like logistically I know what this book has led to several Logistics questions uh yeah yeah but yeah I'm like and like unless she broke her back and
her like and her leg but I'm like I'm if I break my leg I'm just need to clarify with my husband now I do plan on wiping my own ass I don't laughs my husband I lived without that I just looked over at my husband and he was like making a wiping scooping milk why are you scooping what the [ __ ] are you stupid oh God I really could have lived without all of that oh and I was like I don't need to know what y'all do when we stop recording the podcast bubbles it's my safe word
I could stop are you feeling unsafe oh my God anyway so they are really really focused on taking care of her they're very sweet Sampson gets moved to her father's property and Verity takes over his care so they start actually mending fences she starts to trust Verity to take care of Samson severity wasn't actually like being a malicious [ __ ] when she started like to be nice and ask questions she was actually just like trying to build a relationship with her sister she really
was and Katie was being a bit of a [ __ ] yes um so as the guys are caring for her she's like oh my God they would make amazing dads and then she decides to stop taking her birth control so and she's got something like she like tells them or is that like a surprise it's a surprise okay so um they basically she watches them [ __ ] a lot but she can't really participate um that feels more likely than the wiping up the ass right so um then she tells them she's well enough
no we're also gonna have to have some kind of merch that has just fanciest hand doing a weird little curl Hannah looked over for making eye contact just doing the weird scooping motion I'm like what the [ __ ] is this you were doing it I'm I get to say what the [ __ ] you do not no I felt it though like as I did it I was like I don't know what's happening here nothing good you what did you say oh do you remember the um the outtakes from Parks and Rec where it was Chris Pratt
and he's like was he like at the doctor or something he's like sometimes I just wipe and wipe it's like a marker yes oh good all right sorry they're building fence it yeah metaphorical emotional offenses yeah he stopped taking her birth control and then when she's well enough they bang it out and then she tells them that she does want a baby four months later she's pregnant everyone is very very happy it's all amazing and then it's the epilogue nothing happened in this whole book what's the
epilogue and Samson's okay right Samson is okay okay so we actually get to that so she um her dad wound up buying the farm for Katie and giving it to her um and so they have finally moved Samson to the new Farm everything is looking great um it's Katie's birthday she is very very pregnant she goes into labor the end I didn't even talk about the water sports because that was in there things going on I didn't want to include I don't know what I expected you to say
when you said we didn't even talk about the blank but water sports was not you know what that's a euphemism for right I do but growing up in Florida growing up in Florida I just keep thinking of like kneeboarding I'm gonna say skimboarding you're like I just think of like some good Lake water activities uh no that wasn't that do you think our listeners know what you're referring to Hannah or do you think you should explain it just in case I would really rather not but I mean I
guess water sports River refers to like a golden shower situation um Google that I'm not going to give you any more oh my God so there's a new show on Netflix called how to build a sex room oh yeah I watched the first like episode and a half yeah I think honestly the thing for me is that like they like you'll like it's like one one sex room is finished per episode but you meet someone then they like start the sex room then you have to watch the next episode to finish it and I was like I
don't know if I want to commit I just want to watch one the one full sex room right right yes I've watched a little bit of it well there's one episode with a uh polyamorous group of individuals and there's like six of them or seven of them oh wow it does feel like a lot and they want a room they don't live together but they are all together and that was very ominously punctuated by the Thunder it really um and so like if you've seen the show you know like the designer goes in she wants
to know like what's everybody's fetish what's every what does everybody want to see in the room and one of the girls is like um I really think that a drain on the floor would be really helpful and she's like oh okay so for For What and the girls like water sports it helps with the fluids I was like you know I will say if you're going through the effort of getting a Sex Room built and you're into water sport get a drain yes because to spend all that money on a sex room and
then be like now the fluids are everywhere right not ideal not ideal one bit Yeah the more that we say the word fluids the more I hate that word fluid it depends on the context yeah I don't think there's any context where I like nibble that's fair yeah yeah that's fair um so how how do you want to rate sugar daddies because just just to recap they're looking for a sugar baby they find someone they like they ultimately all decide to be in a relationship together
her horse is fine and gets its own Farm they have a baby in the end nailed it I mean we could do there were a lot of dildos involved I mean we could do dildos we could do horses we could do saddles Saddles saddles saddle feel right I don't know horses are large I don't even know if this one is one whole horse it might not be we'll do Saddles so glue oh my God so what how many fluid ounces of glue oh [ __ ] um how many interns how many how many Monica lewinskies how many mirrors
um we really we have a lot of options and no options we have a lot of options and no options yeah let's just do let's just do horses we'll go out of three it's a half a horse it's the back half of a horse it's just the main the back half of a horse um I mean I like I could go one horse it's a hoof yeah I'll give you all four Hooves okay not the attached legs sure just well Samson's is pretty [ __ ] anyway so I mean he lives but he can't be ridden [Laughter] [Laughter]
oh yeah yeah four Hooves is my final offer but I didn't read the book so I I mean the thing about this book is it's terrible yeah yeah it is and I wanted to like it I really did because I thought the premise was interesting but but you didn't like it I didn't so yeah it's the back half of one horse out of uh out of three ah out of five yeah we're looking at a solid point five star we're looking at a solid 10 is what we're looking at Yeah final offer let us know what y'all think let us
oh gosh this book okay or don't or yeah those are those are your options we can let this book live we're honest it's really up to you I'm comfortable where it is you're like I think we can move on to discussing other books and be done with this one so this is where we will leave you as we will not be circling back no we won't to sugar daddies nope good night and good luck have a good day bye that's it for this week's months we hope it will it was great for us
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