¶ Intro
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Ochterkom bara till bufen hotels.com. Våg tienter få en bonusnatt på 100 000 hotell. Vill kår för loalitetsprogrammet gäller, besök webbsidan för mer information. Hello, welcome to Smoshmouth, I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. That's me. And we have a wonderful guest with us today. It's Spencer! What up? Uh no applause in the room? That's crazy. No they're saving their applause. Filming this, we just found out that we hit one million subscribers. Woo!
Like what and it's our first time shooting in our new set Yeah. Yeah. Like And that gets no applause. Guys. Too much stuff. A million subscribers, a new set and Spencer? What I I think you guys should have like just like a little appause applause button. Just to like save Y'all It's just Lady Gaga. Yeah, we'll keep it over here. We've seen him now. Oh I want the soundboard. Amanda with the soundboard is devious.
I was just on Miles Pod and damn, I was like so envious of his soundboard. He has a big fart sound. He's good at it too. He's like a fart DJ. We could get it. Mommy Selena just said that we could get one. Mommy Selena? Yeah. Do you think uh the stories on Miles podcast are real? I think so too. I've often wondered. I'm doing it on Saturday. I think so too. Well we did three that were I'm not gonna spoil it, but they were epic and one
She was not in America and uh I thought she was British and she was not. She was Dutch and whoa, did I get my ass handed to me? Damn. No, I'm gonna go in on Saturday. I'm gonna be like, oh you're bullshitting me, dude. I don't believe you. Face time me. I hope you've got to do it. Okay, do that. I hope you do that. We're talking about perfect person, Miles podcast, perfect person. If you haven't listened to it, it's so good.
Wait, how do fans feel? I wanna know in the comments, how do you guys feel that we don't have a table? Yeah, so we don't have for those listening, we don't have a table anymore. Yeah. And also the our our chairs are like Rela we went we went from like we were sitting in like school chairs They're literally speculated. Plastic school chairs at the uh the Bordeaux table.
To now come. Look at this. Yeah, we're in our new studio. We are in our new Smosh Mouth studio. We're also fully Smosh is in our new studio. So everything is shooting in one place, which is amazing. Um we're in Oxnard. It's really it's really a cool place. Oxnard's great. Yeah, we're on the fifth story. Uh Sorry. Of a big Building most of its lofts, most or most of its like condos and uh Downstairs is a hair salon. Yeah.
I know. Uh but we managed to get one floor just for us to have all our studios in. I love it. It's like we're a defy again. 'Cause at Defy we had the we had the well ki Yeah, I feel like y'all would talk about it back then, but the they were above an MRI imaging building. Yes. So you would hear the MRI machine. It was insane. Oh my god, the MRI machine is so loud. Yeah, you'd feel it. Couldn't wear jewelry on certain days. You get sucked to the floor. Yeah. I would love a magnet room.
What does that mean? All right, go on. I'm pitching I'm gonna pitch it. Every time you walk in, if you're wearing jewelry Uh oh, whoops for you, you're gonna get stuck to the ceiling. What if you have like a clitoral piercing or something? Wow. Right. You went straight to that. Yeah. It just it had a funny Clitoral. Yeah. What if you had nipple piercings? Yeah. Yeah. True. For some reason that's the same thing. No. No, you're right, man. Hey, we stand corrected.
Anyways, guys, we're here to talk about the news studio. We're here to we're here to talk about how the pod is going to maybe shift in these comfy, comfy, comfy chairs. We're also here to talk about that we hit one million subscribers and we could not have done it without. You, the listeners, the fans, we love you guys so much. Yeah. And here to help us do all that is Spencer. I think I just had a realization that I might not be subscribed to Smosh Mouth.
Oh. And you would Don't And you were talking shit before we started recording too. Uh well not talking shit, but I'm like I I am surprised'cause you guys have routinely like such high performing episodes. It's like you know how How do you reach over a million views? And I know this is such a stupid question. Like reach over a million views when you don't have a million subscribers so regularly.
And like I'cause I guess like to me this does feel like content that would cater to someone like a subscriber of a sh of uh of the Smosh uh ecosystem. Yeah. But if have you ever watched an episode of Smoshmouth? Yes. So and you're not subscribed? So, I guess... It does come up in my feet, so it's like I think it is, you're right. Like I'm just you kind of almost assume you're subscribed.
I I think that is the case. I think I think YouTube is i it's kinda like the for you page situation where it just recommends you shit and it's kinda Are you subscribed? I p should be we look and neither of us are subscribed I was not subscribed. I I think I got called out for it at one point because I like uh had a screenshot or something uploaded. And um I had not been subscribed to Smosh Pit for like the first Eight years of working. Wow. You didn't like the content? Uh yeah.
You feel so far away. I know. Actually, how much further away are we? Let's test this. I wonder like I think you're definitely farther away. We could do I have a pitch. What if like I put my feet out and you put one of your feet on my feet. Like we kinda made like a little triangle star with our feet. And how does that measure?
Like like we do this, but like I I'm not saying we have to do it,'cause like, you know, the visual would live on forever. And it's like it's potentially like it's Potentially. It's potentially damaging to like a. Uh putting my foot in a triangle with you guys. Wait, Amanda, you pr you probably have bigger feet than me, right? Oh for sure, honey. What size do you have? What is that? Amanda could walk on snow. Nine or Yeah. It's called snowshoes, motherfucker.
Yeah, I d I don't know. I think that would be like a a nine or ten. No, like an eight and a half nine. Oh okay. Uh yeah. Oh yeah. You're an eight and a half. I'm a ten. You're a ten Yeah, you are. You're ten in women's? An LA 10. Yeah. So that means that eight that's an eight and a half in Yes. I have bigger feet than you. We have rabb around the same What size do you have? I I wear like eight and a half nine. Cheer, buddy. Oh my god, where are the saints? Sure, but I'm proud.
Yeah. Because if I had small feet. I would fall over. Yeah. I gotta let the dogs out. Yeah. Look at them. How do y'all feel about Pete?I- I am not into feet like that. Same. But Spencer definitely is. Okay, we we answered. We had a million subscribers and Spencer comes out as a foot person. Well I'm not saying I'm a foot person, I'm just saying like the older I get the more I'm like, Yeah, they are kinda cute.
You take we take we take a couple months from shooting and Spencer has some time to himself and now he's thin I'm not like I'm not like slobbering over feet. Wow. I'm just like it's like in the same way. It's like, you know, you can appreciate hands. I've never I what okay go on. Amanda, I feel like you could you could appreciate a hand. Okay, I'm gonna bring out one of my favorite movies as I always do, Titanic. Do you remember when he's showing Rose the portraits and she's like
You love hands. You're really into hands. And he's like she's like wow she's like I think that you have a love affair with this girl and then he said something, right? She He's like No. Uh when when he's drawing I think it's James Cameron's hand. Cameron's hand. Do you remember that? Well he's I've seen Titanic. Which VHS did you watch? One or two? I only watch VHS two. Wait, wait. What?
Zoom in. This is this is this is when he's drawing. It's just it's just like so zoom in. It's j zoom in. So it's just nobody by the camera. So it's just two little hairs like this. This is leaning on decaffering. He goes He's so fucking sexy then. And he looks up and it's just like Oh, it made me be like, I'm gonna cut off all my hair but then just have these two. The bangs his banks are operating in another way. What does that say about me that I thought Leonardo?
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DiCaprio or something. The Caprio was hot. So I wanted his haircut. What does that say? I don't know. I think there's like Yeah, that's fine. Uh I don't think there's anything weird about that. No, I think that's completely fine. Guys, there's a lot of things that I'm struggling with here. We're just going through we're I'm a little overwhelmed because we have different mics if you can't see them and I just watch Shane grip. Jane is really she's fucking working that thing.
Gripping the mic so hard right now. Cause we used to have stationary mics, but now we don't. And things have changed. Yeah. It's gonna get really nasty here. Hej, Bellboy från Hotels.com. Jag har suttit i möten hela... Du behöver en belöning. När du bor tio nätter med jobbet, får du en bonusnatt med Hotells Plotkorn. Gå från konferensrumstol till Dobbypool. Tänk att resa någonstans där ingen säger vi återkommer.
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¶ Feet and (boba) balls
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Terima kasih kerana menonton! No I've heard about those. You into boobies? Please. Those are pretty cool. You guys are going to give me the X. Thoughts on boobies? Super into boobs and barettes. Go on. Sarah. You make us lean we like we have a new set where we lean back and we become just regular podcast bros. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. I'm a strong woman still. Okay. Go on.
But I do feel really lazy in this chair. It makes me be like, Yeah, what's It's hard not to like to be fair, we're also filming this at the end of a day on a Friday. Epinadas. And we had empanadas for lunch. What empanadas do y'all go for?'Cause we had empanadas for lunch. I get the I get the pepperoni pizza filled one. I get the caprace. Or the corn. And I didn't get that today and it was a mistake. I did a beef and a chicken pot pie. So you can imagine.
And then I I believe uh because we hit a million subscribers today as of recording this, they're delivering some sweet boba drinks for s for some of us. Boba drinks. Yeah, they're delivering it. Yes. Um what do y'all think about like boba? Like like the actual balls? What do you think about... Balls. What do you think about balls? And to bring us full circle, what do you think about balls? Um I I love boba. I think balls are delicious.
U I to me the boba balls freaked me out a little bit. Like I don't I don't know what they're actually made of. They tapioca or something. And what is that? Guts. What is tapioca though? Sweet. Yeah. Can we get confirmation on what boba is made of? Sweet. Or like tapioca. is a starch extracted from the root of the cassava. Okay, so tapioca is a starchy like yeah, like to me it's like it's a little unknowable, and I don't want to be surprised by something in my drink.
in mysterious ways. The first time I got boba, I I this was a long time ago. And there was like one boba spot in LA that I knew of that anybody knew about. And um I remember going, my friend was like, there's this thing called Boba and it's crazy.
And I was like, all right, I'll try it. And uh I remember just being amazed by it, be like, what the hell? But I was I loved it. Uh for some reason it enhances the flavor. Like the drink itself. Whatever you're getting, like if it's a Thai iced tea or something, that's delicious on its own. But you just add the boba and it just adds some fun. But do you drink the ball? Oh. Oh yeah, you suck'em right up. I suck all those balls. Yeah, I to me that's uh super important. Suck'em, gargle'em.
Yeah. Mas pi mash'em, put'em in a stew. Ha ha ha. Um have you guys ever seen the video? Uh and I encourage you to I like if Amanda's gonna have to quit this podcast. Honestly, this is a big ball and I'm just gripping it. Okay. Okay. Homophobic. Yeah. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't operate. This okay for those listening, we have pillows, we have like regular pillows, but then we have like a big
Ball. Can I say something like super gendered? Can I say something like super like like I'm going to make like a s like a sweeping statement about the gender? Let's Fucking go. Men love pillows. I Half agree with you. Which half. How do you half agree? What in what context in what context are you talking about? Not having an opinion. Well here's the deal. I like some pillows, but I am not that type of lady that likes a hundred pillows on my bed. I despise that.
¶ Impromptu therapy session
I think he I Is that what you meant? Uh yes, that is what I meant and I think that is very that is a a generalization I am comfortable making. Okay, there are women that I know that do love a lot of pillows on a bed. I am not one of them. How many pills do you have? Two. One for my head. Whoa. Damn. One from my head. I don't like when hotels have like a thousand pillows, I'd rather sleep with none. One pillow is intense. One pillow for my head. A one pillow. But couch, different.
I like like two pillows behind my back, one pillow right shoved in between my thighs and another pillow to just hold. See it. On the couch, on these ty on a chair, I'm like a no pillow. I don't like pillows. Bed I'm just like a two pillow person.'Cause you have your pillow, you have your white pillow or like the the bed the pillow you s put your head on. be any color they want. Yeah, and pillows come in many colors. Yeah, yeah.
But if I'm sleeping, I'm like all those other pillows are are leaving except for the one pillow. Pretty much. You don't love pillows. I I like one pill like I love a pillow, but I like one pillow. What about on a couch? Um it's the same, like about one pillow. These two right under your arm. Um. I thi well this is different. This to me is like this is kind of feeling'cause this couch is this couch er needs pillows so that I'm not like
Yeah. Two people could fit on every single one of these chairs. Oh there's no way that two. Spencer and I could comfortably sit on one of the We have to do a pod where we share one. We could absolutely do. Yeah. You could do it now. Dude, just come like Okay. Sit come sit right here. Watch this and it's it's like not bad. Like look at this. Actually this is better for me. No,'cause you're not like that's kinda my you know it's a lot of this. Yeah.
Much better for me. I feel like I brought you onto my pod. I'm just like, so. Ronnie and Mitch, how is the home search going? The next time we do we have you on this podcast, we should show up wearing one shirt. That is so broken. Yeah. That is like Anchorman vibes. Like you need to go. No, no, like. We found her line.
Like that weirds me out. I do not like it. It feels old school, like broy comedy, like I think I if I were sitting like this permanently throughout the episode I would be less inclined to ask questions like about This makes me feel like I'm just like so You need to do that you need to do the couples therapy impression. Yeah. Yeah. And let him talk. What what let him talk? What do you think about this? What makes you think? What kind of feelings w did this bring up?
About your childhood and your mother when she spoke to you in that tone. You want me to do this? You see, I I try I try and then I get nothing and I feel like I'm losing my mind. And I I I I I I'm putting in one hundred percent and he's putting in zero. And then I'm just so mad all the time, but then I'm mad that I'm mad. Okay, okay. You're quantifying everything. Okay. Everything. Yeah. Okay, we heard from you. Now let's hear from Mint. Do we know any Mitches? Okay, Spencer.
God, couples therapy, man. Oh man. When I was in maternity leave, I ripped through those episodes. I love that woman. It's on showtime. That's what I was thinking about. That show is. It's so good though. But it is rough. Like she do you know what I love about her is she like stays pretty quiet. You haven't seen it, huh? N no I d I thought that was just a character you were doing. So I I felt like I was like what it It's a real show that is Really intense to watch.
Um and it shows I'm like, wow, being like a couples therapist, that is And she's in New York. There's all different people coming in. The clientele is like everyone is unique, everyone is different. There's I like what she has to navigate, but my favorite part about the couples therapy her is she has like a therapist. Who she gets to go over everything with and the therapist like talks to her about it. Yeah. And oh my God, if you had her as a therapist, either of them.
And then there's the therapist group. Like it'll be her like doing these couples therapy sessions and it'll cut to her with like five other therapists where they go over their sessions. No it actually ba genuinely they she gets other opinions. I think that would be the hardest part about being a therapist or someone like that is working in a vacuum where it's like you're only getting one perspective and you're just fully having like I don't like solving
any problem alone. Like I love to talk it out. So that must be super useful for any Well she is alone during it like during those sessions. But she does go back and take her notes to like her therapist and this therapist. It's just like she's so direct. She's not in indecisive. It's amazing. But it's why therapists aren't supposed to give advice, right? Like they're not
It's because they're getting one they're just hearing one person's perspective. They're not supposed to be like, yeah, you should break up with them. Like they don't do that. They should be How many people that you talked to was like, oh my therapist said this and you're like what? Now that's what their the here's the problem though. They're putting their I do think we put words into our therapist's mouths sometimes. Yeah, you're right.
Because but I think that's that is almost in a way what a therapist is supposed to do is they're supposed to help you gain clarity. Yeah. They're supposed to ask the right questions, they're supposed to guide you and challenge
You Yeah. Um but they're not supposed to tell you what to do because they're not in your life. They don't know what's going on. But they're supposed to help you understand uh your situation more. I I I I commend the people that say yes to getting their therapy session filmed or recorded because boy, oh boy. God, because some of them are absolute assholes. Because in season one, like right off the gun, there is a guy. who is such an absolute monster to his wife. He's a child.
Has doesn't think that he is. He doesn't he clearly said yes'cause he's like, Yeah, like whatever but he's just like I'm just like, I hate you immediately. And I'm like, everybody who watches this probably hates you. She, the wife, I feel for her, but I also see why she's still in the relationship. Like I I see I I It was so frustrating for me because they spoke in completely different um languages, not literally. They were just like on completely different paths. It's not. Journeys.
It's fa it is endlessly fascinating, but it is also at top Depressive. Yeah. How long after the like do you see one therapy session or do you see multiple or multiple? Well it's a whole like the season will follow several couples. Until they're until they're done. So I think they sign up for like a certain amount and then when they're done, they either it's it's like She can stop them midway and be like I can't help you.
¶ Our new studio!
Did they do the thing where, you know, it's like uh it would be like at the end of like my strange addiction or something? Sorry, that's like together but yeah, it's like it'll be like eight months later, like blah blah blah happened. Sometimes some of them do get divorced and then some of them it's just kind of leaves unresolved. You're just like, Yeah, all right, they're leaving, but it's not great. You've got to find him yourself.
Some couples you do see them kinda turn things around and it's really nice to see. Whoa. What if we had an on-site therapist at Smosh? Like but like for certain shoots, like it'd be like a werewolf were it'd be like a werewolf shoot and then it'd be like, Oh, things got a little intense for bringing in the on-site therapist. I pitched this for a show but we didn't do the show. Oh yeah. Because the therapist would have been too expensive.
Yeah. I I mean not logistic I'm like what would the funniest thing to have a therapist on set for? Uh try not to laugh when you bomb. Yeah. Immediately like you you're the we're still filming the episode, but it's like ooh, you failed. You can walk off and there's a therapist to talk to right now. And it's and it cuts to like this gorgeous room.
And so it's like so I put on that wig and I I thought I thought that wig meant that I was a little boy, but it like it didn't it didn't work. They they thought I was a grown man and it's like Oh what what what was your childhood like? We need to do that. Crying. They need to do cutaway gags in China to laugh. Yeah. I love that okay, so this might be a spoiler, but the new try not to laugh set has a doorway. Bro. And it's such a game changer. Game ch to enter through a door?
Yeah. Yeah. It changes every I mean, it's perfect it's like sitcom. Yeah. Let's let's talk about the new studio for a second. Speaking of the try not to laugh stage. Okay, so there's three stages and the try not to laugh stage, things are gonna kind of look similar on camera. Yeah. Except for game.
Games, uh I mean we we changed a couple of the colors around, but you know, essentially what happened is a lot of the old set was one to one transplanted to the new location and rebuilt using a lot of the same parts but built taller and a little bigger. Um, just so we had more space to do, you know, kind of anything we needed. Oh We shot on the game stage you probably did too. The the amount of space it was so so nice. I also really like the color the background colors. Thank you.
I would say like besides like this set is probably the biggest like uh aesthetic upgrade. Yeah. But I feel like most of the upgrades are more practical. Well That set. You guys can't see it, but over there we have like a, you know, painted green screen, white screen all the way down. So it's gonna look so much better.
Yeah. But a lot of it a lot of the shows aren't gonna look drastically different, but like you said, we have different lighting, we have different just like ability to shoot things is kind of different. Yeah. Yeah, like I don't know if it really uh if people realized when watching our videos in the past of like For how many shows we were filming in one studio like we didn't have a ton of space in the sense that for for where camera could move to film things was sometimes
Yeah. E even now I don't consider Bord AF and Smoshmouth having shared a A set where it's like they truly did, but you the board AF table did not feel like the board AF table once you flew those microphones in. Like it felt like a totally That's crazy. The board AF shared smoshmouth. That's wild. And now we share assumptions. Yeah, this is now where they film assumptions. So they film assumptions and Yeah, I think is it those are those the two shows?
Those are the two shows. And that's the only set that does multiple shows. But... But if if we probably and I mean we want to eventually do more podcasts. Um I think moving to this new studio uh allows that possibility to to come to fruition uh sooner. Um I'm assuming they will also be here. Yeah, I think so. Probably. They'll probably be standing right behind us and doing it. You'll have to do it at the same time. And it's like, you know, it's really about just taking up space.
Has anyone ever done like three podcasts at once? And they all upload them to into the one episode? You know, you just hear three different conversations happening at the same time. That was how Uno slip it in was. Oh my god. Uno slip it in. It's my first time playing Slip It In. What a fun name, by the way. Um, and I got The most ridiculous phrases that you would never be able to slip in. What was one of the things?
Wind chimes on Etsy. Oh, watch me beat you in Tetris on an old school Nintendo You never bought wind chimes on Etsy? Say it. I legitimately see I would've I would have schooled you guys on that one because I've legitimately looked for win champs on Etsy. Shane, you wouldn't have because this is how it went. Okay. Trevor was getting really heated because he was trying to slip things in, but then he wasn't, and then he was getting really heated, and I totally get why. Arasha was just like
I slipped it in like every five seconds. And then Angela was just going like mushroom like saying random things and go, I slipped it in at some point. And we were like so then I just started being like You know, Namaste. I just started saying things. Spencer was there. It was so crazy. It's it's I mean it's it's a game that truly encourages we we need like a smosh games after show where it's like how did how do we think that went? With this therapist.
Yeah, I think that's a feel but it's it's so hard because, you know, we previously did it where it's Mario Kart and for context for you at home, um The well, the way slip it in works is you are given phrases that you have to slip into conversation unnoticed, and they can be super outlandish.
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Um and but previously we played it while they were playing Mario Kart. And in this time we had them and you know, I don't know when it airs, probably way after this, but we had them do it while playing Uno. And so you're playing two games at once and s uh Slip It In is so demanding from a An observation standpoint. Yeah. You've got to be listening. Also it's like, you know, if I if you and I are talking during the game and Amanda just says something, it's like Yeah.
It's like if I hadn't clocked her even saying that, like it's to me, it's such an incredible active listening exercise. I think for for smoshmouth it would be perfect. Because with Smoshmouth, we aren't doing something distracting us and the etiquette to make it a good episode is ideally people are talking one at a time. You should not be talking multiple people should not be talking. It was
And that's why Trevor was getting overwhelmed and I totally get it. It was I mean, everything I had to say just it was very clear it was a slippet in. Everything that I said. Yeah. It was so ridiculous. But I had the best time. I honestly was laughing so hard. Yeah, but it is like it is cruise control for getting overstimulated. Like it is like I can think of no faster way to overstimulate someone. I think we should do it for for smoshmouth at some point. Oh, I love that idea.
I think that'd be... I think that'd be I think y'all really should. And hey, happy to draw some cards. Hey, Bellboy from Hotels.com. Välboj, jag har suttit till möten hela vergen. Du behöver en belöning. När du bor tio näter, får du en bonusnatt med hotells polkort. Gå från konferensrumstol till Dobbypool.
¶ New studio, zombies, and scary moments
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You know what? I combined my two lovely therapists into one. Is Esther? Esther Perell is where we should. Sex therapists of hers. Esther Perl. Yeah. I listened to a crazy episode where she talked to a guy and his AI girlfriend. Oh she's still around. Oh yeah. Where should we begin? Board game. I need to listen to I need to read some of her books. She has a book on uh infidelity that I'm really curious about. Yeah.
I'm like, that's a crazy type. Yeah, because I fucking love it. No. Because I'm really uh fascinated by just like relationship and behavioral shift. Agreed. She is amazing. I love her. Yeah. Oh I do have a question. So the games stage As as it as it did in the last studio, it has like two parts essentially. The board AF table and then the couch. Are you can you spoil anything that you're like hoping to film in the new studio? No. That we haven't done? No.
You're not going to tell us anything? No. All right. Hey. Cool. Um I'll tell you what Shane's planning. Yeah. He's doing a naked run around the whole street. We're gonna go streak. We're We're But all the lights will be out, but he'll have a flashlight and we don't know where. And so when we film our hide and seek episode, look out. Someone should someone really should be naked for that. Fuck. Wait, and then we don't like God love you. Oh my god. Oh my God. Oh my god. And then just hanging.
Flattened dick. All round their hands and legs just stretched out. Uh seeing some like f finding something naked is so scary. Looking up and you're just sitting up and it's just like your butt and you're hanging on, you're just like Wow. The rafter. I guess there's I guess there's Shane Oh boy, don't look at that. Why does he have an apple in his mouth? Being slowly lowered over a fire. Huh. You were the last one to find Oh you won. Ha ha ha.
Th there was like a a a a string of horror movies where like a lot of the horror would just be like, Oh, what if we put some like naked people in the background for you to claw? Oh, you're talking about like hereditary. But like a couple other movies that I didn't like heredites. Okay. I was giggling. I love her. That's so funny, dude. I do think my a hot take hereditary unlike re examining it and rewatching it, it is funny as fuck. It's so funny.
And that director has gone now more into comedy, which is so funny. What's the last comedy that he did? Yeah. Uh Eddington is pretty funny. I will say I really didn't like when Tony Colette was on the wall. That that part I wouldn't like. Yeah. I mean she's the original six cents, do you remember? Do you remember six cents? Yes. I've actually I've never seen olive success. What the fu- I know dude.
Do you wanna hear something crazy? And I just realized one of my favorite movies I didn't realize the boy's name is Cole. Which one? The one who sees dead people. What if you're not going to be able to do that? Okay, okay. Das ist mein Name. Paul. And you you remembered that. Do you think it was like bubbling under there somehow? I can't believe you named him that'cause now he can see good. Is that why he keeps talking to the lady in the room? The the lady in the room? You already know.
Ha ha ha ha. That's you. Man, man, oh man. When you get a baby monitor and you watch horror movies, don't do it. It is legitimately scared. It's so scary. I'll be like, It's just like there's nobody in there and I'm like It's just the like grainy black and white. I'm like, that's terrifying. I was gonna say I recently watched the uh the Dawn of the Dead movie where the the lady gives birth to the zombie baby. Yeah.
Mm. It's unfortunate like they set it up to be like so scary and then you finally see like the CGI zombie baby and it's like the funniest shit. And it makes this goofy ass sound. I'm like, Oh, you kinda you lost. I'm sure it It was scary, but now it's just it's very s Speaking of, you said you've been going through and watching basically every zombie movie from the past like hundred years.
I wouldn't go that far. I I've been watching. I've been working my way through like the George Romero uh zombie movies, uh,'cause I had not seen Most of them and and wow, like you remember like were you guys a part of like that zombie craze from it was like you know, I I guess like Walking Dead was kind of the culmination of it but I never watched Walking Dead. That's something I missed. I... I've never liked zombie shit. Oh. Like kind of at all. I love it. I kind of don't like zombie stuff.
Maybe have you. I've watched Night of the Living Dead, I've watched Dawn of the Dead, the the I've watched twenty. What are you doing? Different. There's some there's some things that kind of I do love. Like I love the video game The Last of Us, right? Yeah. But No, that's not like traditional zombie.
Uh, I mean what really kicked it off for me was um one Sean of the Dead and two, um it was like the ultimate zombie survival guide. Mm. And that guy went on to write um World World War Z, which is have you read that book? I have not read that book. So I assume y you seem like someone who has probably seen the movie. Yeah. The book is nothing like it, but it's incredible. It's read like a war reporter, and it's written after like
the zombie outbreak kind of like destroys like three quarters of the world's population. Well and it's a a reporter who goes around talking to people who like'cause it breaks out in like a small village in China and he goes and he meets with like the doctor there who was like fr like on the front lines and he tracks people who were there at all the different points in the war. Um up until like So you know, you you just see it's like a historical
perspective of it and it's it's incredible and it is terrifying. Because you get little vignettes of like people recounting stories of like, Yeah, here's where I was when it happened and here's how I survived for the like X amount of years on this. Like one of the chapters is
It's he interviews the people who were on a nuclear submarine and that was where they were like hiding for most of it and how they kind of had to you know, where they figured they could surface, like, you know, how they were interacting with people, how they were receiving their news from like topside.
But that's kind of it like it extends into like apocalyptic fiction, which is always I've always loved like like you know, it's just like, you know, how do people function after the apocalypse? Right. Like A submarine is scary enough. I haven't read World War Z, but I read his other book, his one that Sasquatch. The Sasquatch. I didn't read that one. Honestly? You love sex. I love that Swatch Guy? Oh. I like Sasquatch. I love Sasquatch.
I fuck with Sasquatch. But Sasquatch isn't necessarily scary. Like I I my my view of Sasquatch is just kinda like Yeah. You got like a Harry and the Henderson's POV? Uh just I I Just whatever. Like it's just out there and it's like, you know. I don't know if I believe in Sasquatch. Do you would grew up with Harry and the Henderson? Mm-hmm. Okay. Did you watch I did watch it. My grandparents showed it to me. And that end shot when all the Sasquatch came out of the woodwork, genuinely.
I don't remember. That is also shot because they're like, Oh, they bring'em to like for those who don't know, Harry and the Henderson's about a family who Means like uh Sasquatch. Yeah. And they're like, all right, so they're hanging out with Saskia. A cabin, a cabin, right?
Very silly. They're hanging out with Sasquatch the whole movie. But at the end they're like, let's take him back home. And they bring him to the woods, and he like comes to the the like entrance of the woods and you're like, Oh, like I wonder he's just gonna walk into the woods and meet his family and all of a sudden like tons of Sasquatch appear and a ton of them were like in frame, just so well camouflaged.
This is my memory of it, of being like, whoa, they're all actually there. We just don't I haven't seen it. We don't see a rap message. I I never actually saw Harry and the Hendersons. I just imagined the whole movie in my head. I just remember the scene in the kitchen when he's in there and I remember as a kid being like, Whoa, he really looks like a Sasquatch. Oh the the the I wonder who did like if it was like a Jim Henson or like a Frank Office. Very good.
There there is a part where it's cause the the John Lithgow plays like an artist or something, right? And like at one point he paints Bigfoot, but he makes him scarier. He like he draws him scary. And I've always had like a weird phobia of like paintings and sculptures that are like supposed to be scary. Like like picture of Dorian Gray. Oh yeah. That's like so scary to me. Or at the beginning of Exorcist when he sees the statue. Like some like the scariest part of that is just like a
statue that like frankly just is like bad has bad vibes. Like there's something so scary about a or Ghostbusters too. That painting of the old man. Yeah. Yeah. That is scary. You're scared of scary painting. We do not like creepy painting. What's the One time my friend was like doing construction when I lived back home. I was in my like childhood home.
My good friend from college was doing construction for this like rich guy and he was giving away all these like old school incredible paintings. And he was like, Hey, there's this painting that of a woman who really looks like you and I was like, Okay. He brought it over in his truck. It was like
Honestly, half the size of this wall. Massive. It was huge. In like this gorgeous gold frame. And it's like this woman who like looks like a maiden and she has like long dark hair. She looks like Esmeralda kind of. And she has a pigeon. And she's kissing the pigeon, but the beak is going in her mouth. And she's got like water pouring and there's like a gorgeous like scenery, but it's just that and I was like
Uh thanks. And he was like, Yeah, it looks just like you, crazy, right? And I was like, All right bye. And then I remember putting it in my room and I had nightmare after nightmare after nightmare. And I put it out. My little sister who's like very like she was like, You gotta get rid of that picture. It's creepy as hell. She's making out with a bird. And I was like Yeah. Yeah. So I don't even mess with like a state sale.
Especially with like an original. There's something to like of just like, okay, someone put in days of work into this. And it's like, what was their inspiration? What's the energy they were putting in? And I'm not like a absolute believer in that stuff, but I'm still just like Oh, I love like dunking on y'all when you're like, Oh, maybe there's ghosts. I'm like, haha, but then like as soon as a picture comes up, I'm like, oh no, there is a tangible energy of this picture that I don't like.
My instincts are there. I remember one time staying at a uh a cabin and uh like I I was sleeping in a loft and in like the corner of the room was like just kind of on the floor like hell up against the the wall was just A painting that was just kind of creepy, like of a guy and like the just it was just like kinda off. And I remember just being like, You gotta be fucking kidding me. Like I was like, Jesus Christ. Like I'm dude.
I I totally believe in that. And and what's funny is this new studio, and Anthony really wants to put some paintings up in this new studio, which I agree, because there's like a lot of beautiful white walls, but there is a couple creepy spots in this new studio already, because we don't have art yet.
Have you seen it? You've probably seen it. It's the little hallway because they like messed up a little bit of the construction. It's a hallway that you go down, it's like concrete and then there's a tiny hallway. That fits nothing and it's really, really long and then at the end it's a dead end. He's got the fucking back. I would say this is a good idea. Backroom's. our new studio has more backrooms vibes than haunted vibes.
I don't feel haunting I don't feel a haunting vibe here'cause it feels too fresh. Well and this isn't a new building, by the way. This isn't a new we didn't build this building, right? We the the so it's been here. Same with the previous studios and all the studios But do you guys get any ghosty vibes in the new studio? Not not here. I've ever been in any place where I've gotten ghosty vibes. I don't get ghosty vibes.
I once went to a friend's place and I walked in and I was like, Ooh, I do not feel good. I'm not even I'm not even kidding. I do not feel Oh god. W Amanda, we have to tell the story. Sorry to change the subject and go. Sorry. Okay. No, no, no. He's promised that he would never tell that story. Tell I gotta tell one of the funniest things that's happened in so fucking long. Oh so so a bunch of us went and saw Chance's musical Hitch. Yeah, Spencer was there. He was in my row.
And it was uh With that. And you haven't seen it, you must. Gotta go. You do not need to know the movie hitch at all. It's just that's just the basis. Wrote it. So we see the movie and then afterwards a few of us are like, Oh, let's go like do we wanna go grab grab a drink. Miss that's a good one. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. So I I late It was a Sunday night.
It was pretty late. We were and we were filming the next day. Yeah. Um, but uh so we go to this bar, and uh at the bar there's kind of like it has like an alley uh next to the It feels very New York. You can go out and there's some some like benches and so we're all hanging out there. Um it's it's a Rasha, Courtney, Amanda, they're sitting on the bench. It's me, H and uh Daniel Thrasher was with us. And Angela. And and Angela was also.
start naming people that I just like absolutely like like people I really look up to. Like Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok Close was there. Uh George Romero was there. Tom Cruise doing backflips. Anyways, we're kind of in a circle, uh, hanging out, and down the alleyway, maybe about ten f ten feet, maybe fifteen feet from us, is a guy, just a regular guy, sitting on a bench on his phone. That was me, dude. He had headphones in his ears and he's just chilling on his phone. A beer.
And we're talking. Um, Daniel Thrasher's kind of faced away from this guy, like where the circle's at. This is important. And uh I have direct line of sight of this guy. I'm on the other side of our little circle where we're talking. And as we're in the middle of conversation, we're talking about stuff, we're laughing, whatever. Um, we're talking, we're talking, and this guy really
The loudest fart I've ever heard in public. Oh loud. And I'm talking and it's a long one. It's not like it's like we're talking and I I look over, I see him lifting a leg. He's going like Yeah. And we are we are mid-convo, we are silenced. Full we stop talking. I and and H and I are like kind of far away, so we're kind of like Wait, did we just He struggled to figure out what he's doing. I thought it was maybe Daniel. Daniel goes, We all heard that.
We're all gonna be chill about it. And uh that's what happened and and we're gonna and we gotta just continue. And then he goes, Hey, Daniel literally good lifts up his glass and goes, Let's cheers to that.
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And the guy does not. And it's happened then. No It like he ripped it for like a long time and lifted up his ass for it. He truly no I looked over and he was doing like full on like a a high kick. The fact that he was farting so long you had time to visually find the farter before it ended. Let me tell you, Spencer, there was like no one in the alley but him and us.
He must have been listening to whatever he wanted, and he was like, I have to fart, I don't care. And I think what's or maybe he farted and then had the realization of like, oh my God, I have headphones in. Shit. Wasn't loud. And then just kinda had to stay in his phone and he couldn't look around. He didn't he stayed there for a long time.
It's it is scary when you have headphones in,'cause when I'm at the gym and I have headphones in, I'm like, Oh, maybe I could silently get away with something, but I'm like, I have no idea what's happening. Damn, you're squatting fart? Damn. And I would never be around anybody, but if I'm like on a stairmaster and nobody If I'm a Stairmaster and nobody's around me, I'm like, all right. But I'm still like, what if it, what if it's really loud?
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To Shane on a serum master just like I'm not sure. And you're like this new album Why is my heart rate 200? You think I would think farting would lower your I think so too. And I think it would give me buoyancy. I think it would lift me up a little bit. Barts will never not be funny. Why? It's like w like objectively, yeah. It was insane, man. It was insane. And you know what? It was just it it brought a lot of joy to us. I I managed but
Like our fans are gonna be shocked to hear this. I managed to not like burst out laughing. None of us stay. 'Ca'cause it was actually like shocking. None of us did. It was true. We were all like this. We were kinda like If you turned and looked over and he was fully naked just standing there. Then he's like Well, Did you hear my part? Vid AG-produkter ger det alltid sju års garanti. Det är tillräckligt länge för att dricka 5000 kopp kaffe på jobbet. Köra nästan fyra varv runt jorden med truck.
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Thanks Zoc Doc for sponsoring this message. See I did it. I can do it. I did the dance. Yeah. All right. Back to the show. So yeah, that was a spooky thing that happened to us. Can I tell my story after Chance's show? Yeah. Well, I went to Jack in the Box and I tried their new hot, it's like spicy hot honey mozzarella sticks, and they were Awesome. They hit?
They hit it's like the Chili's kind of thing, you know that how Chili's has started to do their like honey chipotle uh coated mozzarella strips. Yeah. Jack in the Box does one and it comes with like dipping ranch. I was very pleasantly surprised. There's something kind of insane. What? I don't think I have tried a new fast food item from my regular order in my entire life. Oh no! You're still locked in like what you had as a kid.
Like whenever I've gone I don't try like when they come up with a new thing I never I'd I've never tried I have to try the new thing. I fucking have to try. I've only had Jack in the Box like once and it was because you brought something in and you're like, Oh, they have these new little mini tacos. Oh the tiny loaded tacos. Yeah. So good. It's pretty good. Jack in the box like with like cause I was dismissive my first couple years in LA and then I then I you find what it's
Strengths are. Mm. And it is kind of like the weirder like spinoff things. Because if you go toe to toe with like a a even like a Wendy's burger, it's like you're like Wendy's has it's it's kind of cracked the burger. Really? I haven't had Wendy's in like ten years. I haven't had Wendy's. Wendy's was like where we went to hang out in high school and I haven't been to a Wendy since. I just don't have fast food. That's fair. But when I get like Taco Bell, I get like five crunchy tacos.
That's crazy. That's all I've ever gotten. Okay, so you don't like to change your order. I just said I'm like this is No is good. And usually when I get fast food it's I'm in like it's like two AM or something. So I'm not like in the zone where I'm like, I'm going there. I never like go out in seeking Uh fast food. I cannot picture you at two AM being rowdy at like a drive thru. You don't fucking know, man. I really don't know you that well. Like damn I don't know you at all.
You don't know me. Nobody and nobody knows two AM me. Nobody does. I don't think he explains. No, and he does. Shane yeah, I shame That's because he does. Sometimes I will like text Shane at like if I text Shane after eleven, I kinda like just assume and it would kind of be the same for you. I'm like, there's no way they're awake. Yeah. It's true. And it's true with me, for sure. Most nights I I am asleep. Yeah. You're but you're a night up. Yeah, like I could keep going usually.
I can't. I'm such a mourning person. I love the more. You always because Shane I became more of a morning person. Actually no. I've been a morning person for a long time, but I've become like intense. Morning person. But I never wanted to be a night person. My husband's a night owl. Like he could be up till 3 a.m. no problem. That's crazy. Me, I'd rather be up at like five in the morning.
It's I think it's uh I mean obviously it's two sides of the same coin, but it's like when you're up that late you are getting like a period of quietness and it's the same when you get up really early in the morning. It's just like it's kind of your time. Exactly. And I think like it makes sense to almost Well, I don't know,'cause Court I would think is a morning person too. Uh they're like uh What if they were just a day person? They kind of Or
They've become more of a morning person. I mean this job you kinda have to get up early sometimes. Yeah, morning. Especially because she uh in order to like get her hair and makeup ready, like if we have an eight a.m call time, she might be waking up at five thirty six to to like fully be ready. And then, you know, I wake up and go to the gym in the morning. So eight A. M. call time means I'm waking up at five thirty. Cảm ơn. I'm always waking up at five thirty. I'm assuming nowadays.
You literally when do you sleep? I woke up at seven thirty this morning. I was kinda up at like five thirty. But on the weekends, I love waking up early because like six AM being up and having nothing to do. is so awesome.'Cause I'm like I'm like, oh, the gym might not even be open yet. Like there's nothing I can do besides make coffee and like hang out. It's so quiet, but it's like my cats are awake by that point. Yeah.
Yeah, I love reading in the morning. Reading first thing in the morning is awesome'cause it's quiet but it's like the sun i here in LA, like the sun's usually rising pretty early, so I get some natural sunlight and um it's just quiet. It's chill. And uh reading is just so nice. Oh my god, what is that like? Like oh. What is that like? Me, I'm literally sleeping until like at least. You know what it's like. You just started a different experience now.
I I did I will say I did have that life and it was it was really nice and I have a different experience and honestly it is really, really, really fun. It's really nice because when I do get those quiet moments when he's napping and reading, it feels like stolen time. It feels so, so precious. And I will say my mornings are now filled with like this really fun experience. Like He's learning how to pick up Cheerios, which is like a full skill. It's like a What kind of cheers? Pinter graph.
Yeah what kind of cheery is? Straight, regular. Regular. Nothing. Not that multi-grain. Honey nut or anything? No. Did you hate him? No. Oh no sugar, no sugar baby. I'm going to be honest I thought honey nut Cheerios were the standard Cheerios. They're they're the best. They probably are the standard. Did you ever have like cinnamon Cheerios? No. Or not sorry, not cinnamon frosted Cheerios. No. Incredible. See, cereals are where I I will try the I will try different shit.
I love trying a new cereal. I love trying a new fast food item. Like but to me the the beauty of fast food is like, well, you know, I will get my standard which usually isn't that much. Like I don't have like a big order at Taco Bell. Like Taco Belly'll be like, I'll get the crunch wrap if I want something safe and then I will try
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One new item. Like you so good. Um usually they have like fun new drinks. I love it trying a fun new drink. I just I don't yeah. I don't do that. Yeah, because you're up re early reading. Yes, because I'm busy filling my brain with knowledge. I'm always trying new books. I will say the morning the morning is the best time and like
For us, I d I I I don't mind an early call time because I think it's harder to get here later in the day and start shooting. Like today I got here a little bit later and it was harder to like get going because the people who are already here early are already warmed up. They're already ready to go. Fully agree. I feel like a little bit late to the Rather come early and leave early. also the studio we're so lucky the studio is a lot bigger and therefore there are so many spaces
for the actors to hang out. There's the lounge, there's the wardrobe, there's the green room. So you kind of have to like find everybody and if you don't, you're actually weirdly, which I love, in like a quiet space by yourself. Where? I I yeah, it's such a weird experience here at this new place where uh there's moments of quiet. didn't exist in the old
Previous studio, it was basically a giant warehouse with concrete floors and there was no separate rooms. Mm-hmm. We had the studios and then it was just like a big open space, which was kind of nice, but it meant It's great for finding people. It was great for finding people because you just looked around. But uh there was never a moment of quiet. And I really struggled with that'cause I too I I love quiet. I I I just occasionally. I need it I need to get a break.
I need quiet pr I need like a a good amount of quiet probably every day'cause my nervous system gets a little overwhelmed. I was overwhelmed a lot there. Um, it was tough. I couldn't do work there. Neither could I. That's yeah, I I got pretty uh not noise canceling but like sound isolating headphones.'Cause you know I have to give like notes and like Yeah, like when you have to lock in. It was a hard place to lock in. It was very hard. And I think there are so many spaces here to lock in.
There's so many spaces and like the furniture is so beautiful. Like we just got so lucky with like it it just feels like there's space to spread out and there's space to like have like, you know, private conversations or
Spaces to like change up the scenery or keep things fresh or film things. Like I feel like filming our social content would be like a lot more fun. People are gonna see a lot more backgrounds, but I just think that the designers did such a really fucking good job and I feel very I feel very lucky'cause I'm like, oh my God, beautiful. I'm still like learning the map though. Like I I'm like I'm getting lost. I'm learning the routes, like you know like what are the shortcuts? Where can I you know?
So it's crazy to me that the offices are in a completely different area than all the shooting'cause before it was, you know, one space. Yeah. I I I um I'm gonna bring up something something controversial. What do you think? Bathrooms. Do you want this? No. The bathrooms I I'm struggling. I I Bathrooms are a bit of a I I hate to I hate to talk not talk shit. But it's not a good thing. No pun intended.
little I'm I'm struggling with'em. Ca but we do have a bathroom that is that is a single Like Bath. Like I need a one stall. Well so the problem is our bathrooms, they have like two stalls in them, right? But the the doors are like the wooden slat ones. I will say they're pretty like hard to see through. I know. And I wasn't looking. If you peer, you can sit.
Guys. But no, it's more that I'm like it's it's definitely more just a me thing where that I'm like the fact that there is holes, the fact that there is slats in this door, I'm just like, well like I think it's also because in our old studio it we never had shared bath this is this is multiple s I think it's more these are also multiple stalls in one bathroom. We never had that in the old I I love to feel sealed and like safe. Oh yeah, we talked about this.
Cause like in my home by myself, if I am home alone, I'm shutting the door. No, I'm keeping that don't reply. Shutting the door. I wanna see if murderers are coming in. Athletes jamming their paws underneath the door like what the hell man? Let us in Oh cat's in my lap, bro. No. Uh. No bones will try to do it. Can you picture this? I'm picturing Shane on the toilet, just like sitting like this. I do.
Like that's like that's for some reason how I'm seeing Shane sitting on the toilet. So no one Yeah. I'm pretty I'm pretty open with what I what I struggle with is secondhand embarrassment where someone walks in and goes, Oh, I'm so sorry, and I'm like, Oh no, it's fine, and then I'm like I I'm sorry that you feel sorry about that. That's so awkward that for you and now I feel it. Yeah. Yeah.
You know when you watch cringy shows, I can't do it. So it feels like that that's what's happening in the bathroom. 'Cause you know, there was a I think our unspoken rule right now is no using the urinal. What if I walk in? I'm I'll be fine with it. I'll just go nice ass, buddy. Hold on, I'm making this- Slap our ass. Amanda, that's not how urinals are used. You don't pull your pants down. Yeah, but you could if you wanted to.
Nobody That would be such a powerful Not like butters from South Park. I would I would honestly be so proud of you guys. Okay of you boys. You would you know how to use a urinal? We c we could have to literally grip the wall. But I mean like it Let's spin our legs up and then grip ourselves and push ourselves against. Let's say we body swap.
And you were suddenly you were like tricky frightening. Like you were suddenly like, I have to pee, I have to pee. Like, could you go and confidently use a urine? Yeah, take my dick out, it'd be fine. Okay. Yeah, sounds like she nailed that to me. Did you take it out through the boxers or over the pan? This is my hill I'm dying on. We do me on these ads all. Yeah, I... When you take me penis out of the thing. Probably take it I would No, no, no.
Put the me undizad in this right here. Okay, okay. Aren't there a lot of boxers? Oh no. I would go through the boxers. He'd probably pull the balls out too, you weirdo. What you're doing. I wouldn't know the first one. Pull the pants all the way down to the ankles and I would untuck my boxers just over the butt, just a little bit, just to show like the butt. And then I would pull everything out of the I believe that. And then'cause I don't want to get it messed.
My issue still is just that I'm like the regardless of the urinal stuff and everything, I'm just the same. I'm scared. Jane. It's just I I like single use bathrooms. Dude, give me single. Well my favorite bathrooms of all time are the uh uh non-gendered bathrooms that have all the just like toilet stalls that are just really, really nice and like ceiling. Agree with Those are my favorite ones?
I do not mind everyone going into one bathroom. I think that's absolutely fine. Just make the doors really solid. I'll wash my hands next to anyone. Ha ha ha. But shitting, I need to be locked away. So You don't want to wash your hands after your shit'cause you think people know. What? What? I wash you wash your hands after. We're gonna really see who's not washing their hands after they pee. Well, yeah. Well I guess we won't. Well no, people are definitely gonna be washing their hands.
Oh my god. Cool, we get to share like our our guests the new space. It's really, really cool. Yeah. And also to reiterate. We're at a million. I just think that that is so so cool. And If you are just listening, we have new mugs and they are cute as hell. It's a sunset. Yeah. And and here's the fun thing, after all we've talked about today, we're gonna lose definitely a hundred thousand subscribers. Let go of the mic's
Guys would you guys still have me on if like every time I was on it was like guaranteed you would lose one thousand subscribers? Um Like like I'm just like It's guaranteed we're gonna lose a thousand subscribers. But is that accounting for that but the problem is do we we would Probably quickly gain like a thousand, but like no, no, no. I just mean like in the grand scheme of like, you know, whoever else you have. That would be tough. I'm just saying like Watch out.
Okay, there is a pillow the size of a basketball and it's giving me some memory. That's the size of a basketball. How big do you think basketballs are? Um my basketball games are pretty b Big. I got big shoes and a big ball. I would say. about game tomorrow. I found this shoot to be very different and very fun and also very loosey-goosey. I know. I feel a little like sleeping. Every episode we shoot with Spencer is like this. That's the thing. You're so right.
Yeah. We'll have a plan and it's just gone. Just gets derailed, but I do think these chairs kinda offer a little bit like I can uh like you know Angela's gonna be doing crazy shit about Jumping all around that chair. Yeah. Whatever. Do you think it's okay that we don't have like a table? Coffee table. Well I feel like I like my my I might be putting my feet up on it. Ooh. Ooh, we put our feet up.
Yeah, I think having a coffee table wouldn't help us w like be What if what if I had a How did you know? I I just was like, these probably have stickers on the right. other show. I've had a shoe that like I had the stickers on the bottom for like a year. That's a good that's how you know it's a good shoe, dude. I just didn't realize. Yeah.
y if you guys are watching, let us know what you guys think of the new studio and if you have any questions. And um we'll let you know if we have any ghost sighting. Probably not. Not yet. Or scary painting. What if you guys surprise me with like a scary painting back there? I didn't know that you didn't like scary paintings. That's like new and I'm going to put a bunch of... We're gonna scare you so Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Okay. Um well thank you, Spencer. Thank you. You can find me on...
Oh yeah, you find me doing it. On Smosh Games we got some new uh games videos coming out, which I'm very excited. And if I can tease like some stuff, I mean like i you know please Well. plugging away at some some fun stuff, some fun like summer programming. Um yeah, I I'm really pleased with the upcoming slate and you know, Shane's been pitching us on some fun stuff. And oh uh Yeah, we've got the s look I'm gonna say it, Star Wars. Star Wars. We're just we're just we heard about it.
We heard about Star Wars May the force be with you. We've been getting into Star Wars. I was married on May fourth. Be with you. Wow. Did you do that on purpose? Because you love Star Wars? I do love Star Wars. It was like a half and half, but also it had a really good deal at the place. They're like, but you have to wear the the Princess Leia earbuns. He just liked five four two three but also I love Star Wars. So And your son's full name is Colby One Kenobi.
She's like I realize watching my We have ruined Six cents and Kobe One Kenobi. Isn't that what you It said Cole B one Kenobi. I said cold. Go be one connection. I need to go. Alright. Zoom out, get out of here. We need to go. Okay. And also tell me if you guys like the the basketball pill. Yeah, let us know. Perfectly. Oh, you're doing a pretty good job. Pass. Now feed me the rock. All right. Bye. Thanks for watching. Adiós.
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