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Smersh Pod

John Rainplay.acast.com

The award nominated film podcast that does a bit of everything.


One of Esquire's 38 Best Comedy Podcasts Around.


Hosted by John Rain. 

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Episodes

Without A Clue

This week we be donning our deerstalkers, polishing our magnifying glasses, and giving a full treatment of the sleuthing routine - yes, it’s Without a Clue. Joining me to hunt down the dreaded Arty Morty, is comedian Paul Litchfield, Who can be found on Twitter as @mrplitchfield - and a very special secret guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 30, 20181 hr 26 minSeason 2Ep. 10

Hannah And Her Sisters

This week we will exploring vast neuroses, embracing inner monologues, and turning down the jazz. Yes, it’s Hannah and her Sisters. Joining me to try on a mid-life crisis, is author and gentlemen, Jason Sinclair, who can be found on Twitter as @jlsinc. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 23, 20181 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 9

Alfie

This week we be heading to swinging London to have a deep bathe in sweet misogyny. They’ll be laughs, tears, grime and charm, of a sort. Yes, it’s Alfie. Joining me to ask “what’s it all about”, is journalist, writer and broadcaster, Samira Ahmed, Who can be found on Twitter as @SamiraAhmedUK Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 16, 20181 hr 28 minSeason 2Ep. 8

The Swarm

This week we will BEE hiding the honey, hallucinating like crazy, and running for our lives in delightful pant-suits, yes it’s The Swarm. Joining me to try and form a hive mind, is comedy legend Rowland Rivron, who can be found on Twitter as @rowlandrivron. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 09, 20181 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Little Voice

This week we will be heading on down to Mr. Boos’ night club, to see a bird or two, hear a song be sung, and see some good nipples. Yes - it’s Little Voice. Joining John to distribute the reading matter Is comedian Eleanor Morton, who can be found on Twitter as @eleanormorton. This podcast is a member of the Great Big Owl family. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 02, 20181 hr 7 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Halloween Special: Rawhead Rex

Welcome to a spooky side special of Smersh! With it being Halloween, all usual rules are off of the table. Abandon all hope ye who enter here! This week we will be visiting the spookiest place on earth, Ireland, to run for our lives from RAWHEAD REX. Joining John to potentially get wee'd on, is Irishman (and therefore possible witness to the carnage), journalist and co-host of excellent The Reducer (@TheReducerPod) podcast, Seamus O' Reilly, who can be found on Twitter as @shockproofbeats. This ...

Oct 31, 20181 hr 37 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Jack The Ripper

This week we're heading to Victorian Whitechapel, so grab your sharpest surgeon's knife and stuff a piece of ginny kidney in your pocket as Michael Caine makes his triumphant television return in 1988's Jack The Ripper. Joining me - and wouldn't you? - is comedy writer and host of the superb Wrestle Me! podcast, Marc Haynes who can be found on Twitter as @marchaynes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 26, 20181 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Zulu

This week we will be heading to South Africa to build bridges, lose a tenor and get drunk with Jack Hawkins. It promises to be very a BOER-ing time. Joining me to practice his psalms is actor, writer and bloke off of the telly, Tony Way, who can be found on Twitter as @tonypaulway. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 20181 hr 39 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Get Carter

Welcome to Smersh Pod 2: The Caine Scrutiny, a podcast celebrating the vast oeuvre of Michael Caine. To kick off the new series, John is joined by Ali Catterall and Paul Putner as they examine Jack's return home in the classic "Get Carter". There'll be fights, nudity, exercising, shooters, car chases, but no spewing on the goldfish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 12, 20181 hr 30 minSeason 2Ep. 2

Side Special: The Great Escape LIVE with Al Murray

For this special live episode (direct from the London Podcast Festival), John is joined by special guest Al Murray, as they try and find the pin, and leap the fence of classic war caper The Great Escape. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 05, 20181 hr 28 min

SMERSHPOD : The Best Of

As Smersh HQ are all away on holiday, we thought it might be quite nice to put together some highlights from series 1 to tide you over. See you soon for series 2! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 03, 20181 hr 15 min

24: Spectre

Episode 24 brings us the answers to the questions no one really asked. Just who is behind the scenes pulling all the strings? What connects the Craig-a-verse? Can you phone in an entire film? And can we pretend we didn’t make this one? Yes, it’s Spectre! Joining me to draw some smart blood are stars of The Football Ramble and the Luke and Pete Show, Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson, who can found on Twitter as @LukeAaronMoore and @PeteDonaldson, respectively. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

Jul 27, 20181 hr 33 min

Side Special: Nomads

It's the last Side Special of the series! This week we are tackling the awful problem of homeless ghosts that are plaguing communities. Can we help them by hitting them and swearing at them in French? Let's find out. Yes - it's Nomads! Joining John to take erotic photographs and do the best French accent ever, is author of the amazing Mr. Gum books, as well as many others, Andy Stanton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 20, 20181 hr 6 min

Side Special: Mission Impossible

To celebrate the release of Mission: Impossible Fallout, John got together with Empire magazine's Chris Hewitt to chat about the Mission Impossible franchise. This message will not self-destruct in minutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 18, 201845 min

Side Special: Escape To Athena

It's Side Special time again, and this week we'll be fighting the Nazis by way of Time Team and X-Factor - yes, it's Escape to Athena. Joining John to to find out just how much a Greek earns, is comedy writer Andy Riley, who can be found on Twitter as @AndyRileyish Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 13, 20181 hr 11 min

Side Special: Hell Drivers

It's side special time again and this week we'll be driving like bloody maniacs, smoking roll-ups and flouting European Union Health and Safety laws while wearing donkey jackets. Yes - it's Hell Drivers. And joining John to "do it for Geno, ah?" (and back by popular demand), is broadcaster and journalist Samira Ahmed, who can be found on Twitter as @SamiraAhmedUK Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 06, 201858 min

Side Special: Shout At The Devil

It's Side Special time again, and this week we explore the sights and sounds of beautiful Zanzibar, while also drinking heavily and sending a bill to the German authorities - Yes! It's Shout at the Devil. Joining John to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage is senior associate editor of Mojo, and freelance arts journalist Andrew Male, who can be found on Twitter as @Andr6wmale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 29, 20181 hr 31 min

Side Special: Death Line

It's side special time again, and this week we'll be visiting London for a trip on a the tube, a drink on the house, and a bite to eat - WITH A CANNIBAL - yes, it's Death Line, and joining me to MIIIND THE DOORS is comedian Steve Hall, who can be found on Twitter as @astevehall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 15, 20181 hr 18 min

Side Special: Fire, Ice & Dynamite

It's Side Special time again, and this week we'll be getting our skis on and heading out for a right, royal night on the piste - yes! It's Fire, Ice and Dynamite! Joining John to slope around with Roger Moore's cash is comedy writer Sarah Morgan, who can be found on Twitter as @sarahlmorgan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 08, 20181 hr 25 min

Side Special: Bullseye LIVE!

Smersh Live!! They said it couldn't be done! They said it wouldn't be done! They said they weren't arsed! Yet they still came to the Everyman Cinema, Kings Cross to watch Michael Winner's 1990 opus Bullseye! and enjoy a live podcast! Yes, it's a film we covered before, but it sure made for a great screening, and everyone who attended will almost certainly never be the same again. Joining John were Paul Litchfield and David Reed, who can be found on Twitter as @MrPLitchfield and @MrDavidReed resp...

Jun 01, 20181 hr 33 min

Side Special: Medicine Man

It's side special time again, and this week we'll be welcoming you to the jungle, for fun and games, and rodents and names. Yes - it's Medicine Man, and joining John to look for her purse or car keys, is comedy actor Margaret Cabourn Smith, who can be found on Twitter as @mcabournsmith Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 25, 20181 hr 20 min

Smersh Side Special: Cannonball Run

It’s Side Special time again, and this week we will be laughing at the lighter side of kidnapping and finding out just what would happen if One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest was a road movie - yes - it’s The Cannonball Run. Joining me, and HIM, to sort the fathers from the mothers is superb comedian, writer and actor Paul Litchfield, who can be found on Twitter as @MrPLitchfield Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 18, 20181 hr 17 min

Smersh Side Special: The Sea Wolves

Just what would happen if a crack team of slow old, flammable, red men stole a very slow old boat? Entertainment galore, that's what (and punctured orifices, sadly)! Joining John in the Funkraum is comedy actor Oliver Maltman, who can be found on Twitter as @olivermaltman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 20181 hr 23 min

Smersh Side Special: Wild Geese 2

It’s Side Special time again, and this week we're putting together a crack team of moody middle aged men to spring an OAP with vast eyebrows from the world's most secure prison/building site. Yes - it's only bloody WILD GEESE 2! And joining my crack team of commandLOLS to fix another fine HESS we've gotten into are a right pair of jokers (comedians): Al Murray, who can be found on twitter as @almurray, and Simon Evans, who can be located as @TheSimonEvans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

May 04, 20181 hr 41 min

Smersh Side Special: Highlander

“HIGHLANDER! Ahh-ah! He’ll save every one of us!” Sorry, wrong theme tune. It’s the film about the immortal Scottish swordsman battling the last of his immortal opponents, with help from Sean Connery as the chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain (or is it Egypt?) It’s a grand epic so rich in pseudo-historical nonsense that only an ACTUAL HISTORIAN could do it justice. So joining John to cut off your head is Greg Jenner, who can be found on Twitter as @greg_jenner. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Apr 27, 20181 hr 19 min

Side Special - Sextette

John is joined by Guardian TV writer Julia Raeside to watch Timothy "Bond James Bond" Dalton gamely feign desire for 1,000,000 year old Mae West in the "saucy" "musical" "comedy" Sextette. "Why don't you come up and see it some time?" Why? Because it's batshit insane. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 20, 201851 min

23. Skyfall

This time it's personal, again, as Daniel Craig's grumpy spy takes on the bloke from No Country For Old Men, using only an Aston Martin he absolutely definitely shouldn't own and an old DVD of Home Alone (for survival tips). John Rain is joined by Robin Ince (The Infinite Monkey Cage) - who can be found on Twitter as @robinince - to discuss the 23rd Bond, and possibly duet on Adele's biggest hit about apple crumble. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 13, 20181 hr 33 min

Smersh Side Special: Taffin

"Then maybe you shouldn't be living heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrre!" John Rain tackles the 1988 film starring Bronhom - the man who would be Bond (and then was Bond, so don't cry) - with the man who gave Taffin a second chance at life. It's Dr Buckles himself, the Emperor of Podland Adam Buxton, who can be found on Twitter as @AdamBuxton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 06, 20181 hr 19 min

Smersh Side Special: Never Say Never Again

This week I am joined by broadcaster, writer and journalist Samira Ahmed to discuss the adventures of an elderly painted man. You can find Samira on Twitter: @ samiraahmeduk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 01, 20181 hr 20 min
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