Matt, Ian & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week the boys have the musical soul inside them. After starting their own Rock Band “Moop”, the boys set out to record and distribute a platinum album. Cartman gets the “brilliant” idea that they should market and sell themselves as a Christian Rock band. This leads to another classic Cartman vs Kyle scenario on their quest for superstardom. We also get a glimpse at a moment in time when illegally downloading music was all t...
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Matt & Ian are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. With Joe still abroad, Matt & Ian get all glammed up to review South Park Is Gay from season 7. In this episode Matt Stone & Trey Parker make fun of how Americans fall victim to fads. The whole town of South Park has gotten into HBC's homosexual primetime lineup and all the men in South Park have become "Metro-Sexual". This fad has even trickled down to our lovable 4 boys and South Park elementary itself. Action, drama, backst...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Matt & Ian are back..to see if Red Man's Greed still holds up, on another edition of Suck My Balls. This week, the plot line revolves around Native Americans and the Casino. In typical South Park fashion, the creators of South Park push the limits and seem to reverse the roles of the White Americans & Native Americans. In this episode the Native Americans are the evil corporation looking to build a super highway through South Park & the residents of South Park have to rise up against...
Dec 22, 2021•50 min
Matt, Joe & Ian are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they continue through Season 7 and it's another favorite, Lil' Crime Stoppers. After solving their first case of finding Sarah Peterson's doll. they're named Junior Detectives and are thrust into cracking down on crime in South Park. We also list off trivia, pop culture, storyline continuity, "What did Kenny say?" and more. So download and share the podcast and you do it by the books, you got it?! The mayor is on my ass...
Dec 15, 2021•57 min
Matt & Ian are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week we review probably one of South Parks most famous episodes of all time, Fat Butt & Pancake Head, aka The Hennifer Lopez episode. After winning a presentation on the Latinos in the Latin Arts, Cartman and his "hand puppet" Hennifer Lopez are discovered as the next big latin superstar. This results in confrontations with the real Jennifer Lopez, a new found love with Ben Afleck & Cartman playing the long con just to st...
Dec 08, 2021•47 min
Matt, Joe & Ian are revved up for another edition of Suck My Balls. It's the official 100th episode of South Park and boy is it a funny one. This week we head back with Cartman to 1776 to find out what the founding fathers would say on the topic of War. With half the town divided on "The War in Iraq" the boys are tasked with a homework assignment that leads to an all out brawl. We also talk about trivia, pop culture, all the cameo appearances and the return of "What Did Kenny Say". So much l...
Dec 01, 2021•57 min
Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week our 4th graders are back at it again getting into mischief as they end up toilet papering their art teachers house, after getting detention for making a "penis sculpture". Kyle ends up regretting it and Officer Barbrady is on the hunt for the culprit, cause he has nothing better to do. We also rattle off some trivia & pop culture and share our top moments. If you don't download this podcast will row you out on a canoe ...
Nov 24, 2021•45 min
Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. As per their new format, sorta of a mystery science theater breakdown, the guys recap Krazy Kripples from Season 7 of South Park. This week the show shifts its focus to Jimmy & Timmy. After famous actor Christopher Reeves uses stem cells and regains bodily functions, Jimmy & Timmy are outraged that he represents "Crips" and therefore look to start their own club. After finding out such a establishment already exists, they em...
Nov 17, 2021•51 min
The whole gang is back for our 100th edition of Suck My Balls: A South Park Review! Matt , Scoop & Joe are here to recap the Season 7 premiere, “Cancelled”. * Note: Skip to 13:00 for the actual start of review, we were a bit kooky to start. * The creators of South Park take us back to the pilot, as they promised in “Free Hat” of season 6, and re -imagined the 1st episode premise with a new story. Just as the pilot begins, the boys are waiting for school when Cartman explains that he was havi...
Nov 10, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Matt is back for another solo pod to wrap up Season 6. Matt just relocated out of state and was unable to schedule a time to record with the guys, so he decided to go solo. On this pod he recaps the episode, reviews trivia, pop culture, continuity and the return of “What Did Kenny Say?”. So grab a seat on the Poo-Choo train, get into the holiday season and let's help Santa bring Christmas to Iraq. On Twitter & Instagram @SuckMyBallsPod On Facebook @SouthParkPod Email us SuckMyBallsPod@gmail....
Nov 03, 2021•49 min
Matt, Joe & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. It’s been a month or so since the whole crew was back together so they had a lot to cover. They start off the episode by reviewing some positive & constructive feedback from the fans. After recapping the episode, the guys then discussed the results of South Park’s Epic Episode Tournament. Who Won? Do the guys agree? We then wrap up the podcast with Trivia, Pop Culture & our top likes and dislikes from the episode. So go...
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they follow our favorite 4th graders to New York & Scotland. After Chef finds out Kenny is trapped inside Cartman’s body, he whisks the boys to New York to meet with the psychic medium John Edwards. When that doesn’t work, Chef, Liane & Cartman head to Scotland. Meanwhile after Kyle is manipulated by John Edward, Stan looks to expose John Edwards by showcasing his own “psychic” abilities. Matt & Scoop also revi...
Oct 20, 2021•49 min
*Disclaimer - We have included “The Tunnel of Prejudice” scene where a number of ethnic & religious slurs are stated. You may wanna skip from 9:20-9:50 if you don’t want hear them.* Joe and Matt have returned to their pod, to take a lesson on tolerance and accepting those from abroad. Our lovable boys from South Park find themselves in an uncomfortable situation, when Mr.Garrison returns to South Park as their 4th grade teacher. However Mr.Garrison is eager to get fired, after learning he ca...
Oct 13, 2021•50 min
Scoop & Matt are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. Back in the early 2000s, Lord Of The Rings was all the rage, and our lovable boys from South Park were no exception. In this episode the 4th graders of South Park are sent on a quest by Stan’s parents to deliver a copy of LOTR on VHS to Butters. However, Randy accidentally swaps out the movie for a pornographic film titled “Back Door Sluts 9”. With parents, 6th graders and Butters after them, will the boys survive the onslaught and ...
Oct 06, 2021•51 min
Matt & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they reviewed one of South Park’s greatest episode’s…A Ladder to Heaven. After the boys win a Candy Shopping spree, they realize that Kenny was holding on to the winning ticket. With him being deceased, they embark on building a ladder to heaven to get back their winning ticket. This all breaks loose in political fashion as the Japanese & Americans race to get to heaven first. Of course this review wouldn’t be complete w...
Sep 29, 2021•54 min
After a month off, Scoop makes his way back to the podcast with Matt to review another edition of South Park. In this episode, the parents of South Park grow concerned about the safety of their children, after multiple reports of child abduction. Mr.Kim the owner of City Wok is asked by the town to build a “Great Wall” to keep out child abductors, which only leads to Mongolians attacking it. Along with our top likes we also break down all the trivia, pop culture and more. So remember who you are...
Sep 22, 2021•56 min
Matt & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week all the 4th grade boys hit a milestone in their lives when a female student Bebe shows up to class with boobs. As a result, all of the boys revert back to their primal instincts and vie for Bebe’s attention. This also attracts the attention of the other female students causing Wendy to consider breast augmentation surgery. Bebe on the other hand is not thrilled with the situation. As per usual we have pop culture, trivia &am...
Sep 15, 2021•51 min
Matt is back for another edition of Suck My Balls. Due to some scheduling conflicts Joe & Ian were unable to join Matt, so he rides on into the great yonder solo. Matt breaks down all the in & outs of Free Hat from Season 6. Cartman, Kyle, Stan & Tweek want to preserve classic films and prevent re-releases from happening. After starting a club to do so, they involuntary end up as the spokes kids to Free a Serial Killer. Matt also breaks down all the trivia, pop culture, continuity an...
Sep 09, 2021•55 min
Matt & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week the guys tackle Red Hot Catholic Love. Cartman bets Kyle that if you put food up your butt, you can crap out your mouth. Priest Maxi goes on an adventure to the Vatican to end sexual abuse in the church. We also review trivia, pop culture, our favorite moments and more. Download the podcast as an alternative to having sex with a Gelgamek who’s vagina is 3 feet wide and has razor-sharp teeth. On Twitter & Instagram @SuckM...
Sep 01, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Matt & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week our Simpsons super fan Joe guides us through the episode and breaks down all the events in South Park. The boys decide to build their own SeaSociety, by purchasing SeaPeople. Meanwhile Butters & Dougie aka Professor Chaos & General Disarray keep hitting roadblocks on their plan to conquer the world as every plan has been done by The Simpsons, and its driving Butters crazy. We also review trivia, pop culture & mor...
Aug 25, 2021•1 hr 2 min
In a very rare review for Suck My Balls, Matt takes the regins and reviews and breaks down the episode by himself. Yes with both Ian & Joe occupied, Matt decided to take you on a solo ride. In this episode review, we witness the genesis of Professor Chaos.The boys decide to relieve Butters of his friendship duties and set out in a reality style bachelor fashion to find their new replacement for Kenny. Butters is then pushed into madness sending him to a dark place where chaos ensues. The sta...
Aug 18, 2021•33 min
Matt & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. Ian is taking a break due to a new work schedule, so Matt & Joe invited on a guest. Trace Pierce. Trace runs a Youtube Channel called Pierce Productions and his top South Park episode caught their eye, so they invited him on. In this episode Cartman, Kyle, Stan & Butters scramble to find a place to watch the new Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer after Cartman destroy’s Stan’s TV. Chef’s TV is on a rampage and Russel Crowe jus...
Aug 11, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Matt, Joe & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they tackled a topic that has become a big life change here in America, Vegetarianism. After a school field trip to the Cow Slaughter farm, Stan and the boys find out that Veal is Baby Cow. Stan, disgusted by this, enlists the boys to steal and harbor 20 plus baby calves. As a result, Stan elects not to eat meat and as a result, gets sick and comes down with Vaginitis. The show comes to a dramatic conclusion as the bo...
Aug 04, 2021•45 min
Matt & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. Scoop takes a break this week, so we asked our buddy Darren aka D-Train 3000 to hop on with us as we reviewed Freak Strike. After seeing the talk show Maury and his exploitation of physically deformed people, the boys concoct a plan to get butters on Maury so they can receive a prize. However the plan goes awry so Cartman takes matter into his own hands. We also discuss our top moments, pop culture, trivia & continuity. So look fo...
Jul 28, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Matt, Joe & Ian are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week the boys and their families travel to Aspen and get caught up in a 80s movie parody while the parents get stuck in a time share sales pitch. Stan is challenged to a ski race, Butters thinks Aspen smells funny, Kyle doesn't want Stan to race down the K-13, and the parents find out that everything in the world is run by timeshare sales agents. We get a great "Sports Montage" song, and we learn how to ski. We also break do...
Jul 21, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Matt, Joe & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls, on a episode that hasn't aged the best, we are met with Subway's spokesperson at the time Jared Fogel. Jared comes to South Park and the town is hyped up for it. The boys learn that Jared has lost weight not just from eating Subway but also because he has "Aides" as in Health and Fitness Aides. However things take a turn for the worst when everyone believes that Jared is saying he has the immune deficiency disease "AIDS". Meanw...
Jul 14, 2021•52 min
Matt, Scoop & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week the guys wrap up season 5 with "Butters Very Own episode". Butters embarks on a dark and dangerous journey after discovering his father is "bi-curious" at a gay men's bath house. As a result, his mom tries to kill him and cover it up. Butters however survives and now has to get home so he can to go bennigans with his parents for there anniversary. We know you have information, So Just Confess!!!! On Twitter & Inst...
Jul 07, 2021•51 min
Matt, Scoop & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls! This week they tackle one of the most pivotal points in South Park history, the episode where Kenny Dies...for reals. Unfortunately Kenny has terminal disease and is not gonna make. Stan grasps with the reality of losing a friend, while Cartman stumbles across some unborn fetuses and wants to make a profit reselling them for stem cell use. See how everything shakes out with our recap, top moments, trivia, pop culture and for th...
Jun 30, 2021•52 min
Matt, Joe & Ian aka Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week Token feeling like a outcast as the only "Rich" kid in town, invites a some more rich celebrities to town. South Park residents don't take lightly to it, as they believe it will increase property values and Mr. Garrison is just a racist who wants to get rid of all the rich black celebrities who just moved to town. Along with our top moments, trivia, pop culture and more. So download the podcast and we shall pr...
Jun 23, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Matt, Ian & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week our four favorite boys are visited by Kyle's cousin....Kyle. Kyle's cousin isn't your average 8 year old and is afflicted by multiple allergies and no physical makeup what so ever. Our Kyle deals with having him around...by constantly trying to get rid of him. Meanwhile Mr. Garrison has invented a new mode of transportation "IT"! But the airline company and government aren't happy about it. We also review trivia, pop cu...
Jun 16, 2021•47 min
