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"Vince Vaughn"

Aug 05, 20241 hrEp. 213
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This week: the guy behind the guy, Mr. Vince Vaughn. We deep-dive on a bevy of topics, from respecting the ocean to marrying your mother, vintage rollercoasters, and of course, skydiving hungover. “Hey, good luck with this…” on an all-new SmartLess.

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Oh my god guys, look at this. Look at this. What a pretty pretty gorgeous. It's nice here, right? I mean, it's seriously nice here. It's it's a seriously great spot. I mean like are you guys serious? Dude, I want to be serious. Be serious. Okay, guess what? We are serious. Yeah, oh, I hear what you say. We are serious XM welcome listener to SmartLess. SmartLess SmartLess SmartLess SmartLess SmartLess

JB, are you sorry, I know you're, are you, are you having like issues like connection issues? Oh, I could be. You're a little bit. Yeah, I might need a new computer. Yeah, my all my ports and holes are rusty. You might want to get another another take on that. You know, let's put it at the right place at the computer store, go to the doctor. Let's bring your computer to the doctor. Yeah, so I apologize if I sound like a like a broken computer today. America.

You don't need to apologize ever for anything. We love you. Yes, a lot. You're very loved. Thanks for them glitched out today. Okay, so and don't worry about it. So anyway, I had, I just woke up a little bit ago. I had the craziest dream. I'm not making this up. I had a dream. Was I in it? No, I don't want to hear it. Okay, great. Yeah, you know, actually, I don't you love it.

Isn't the narcissism and you just flare up when someone says, Hey, I had a dream about you last night. I stop everything. I go, Oh, yeah. I'm sure that I am. No, neither of you are in it. I was on the operating table and they took my heart out. And it was just and I saw them taking all of it out. And the guys filled with jujubees. No, and the guy said, I said, okay,

so some procedures and I'm like, don't I need my heart to like live like all the blood? Like I can't live too long with it outside of my body, right? He's like, no, you'll be fine. And then you start to give me fried chicken. So where did he go? He's doing that. Putting a breast to fry chicken into your chest. And no, but like, making me eat it with. He's like, you want some of my lunch? He's like, okay, I was fried chicken. Is that weird? Would you have for dinner?

I don't remember. Really? Oh, I had Peter bread with chicken and hummus. It's called a falafel. Yeah, that's it. Oh, this is bad today. Yeah, just get through our get start over. Let's start over. Everyone back to one. Okay. Well, you forgot a couple of buttons at top of your shirt real quick before we continue. It's real TV out here right now. Yeah, you look like George Hamilton. It's a period. A period. I get period George Hamilton. Yeah, like from what era? Yeah, ready? Here we go.

Everybody's real tired today. I know. Wait, wait, Sean, wait, JB, wait. I just woke up. Did you? I really did. Just like, did you have a dream? Did you, Sean, did you wake up? You usual? Like, wake up at four. I woke up. Yeah, woke up at four. It started playing games and reading stuff. And then I went back to bed pretty quickly. But we don't say games within us on it. It's Candy Crush period, isn't it? No, no, I usually play like hearts or I'll play solitaire or I'll play something mindless.

So it kind of gets me sleepy again. Oh, because Candy Crush is the real brain teaser. You don't want to start the critical functioning at 430. A real brain teaser. I got to get the yellows to match the brain. This is going to keep you up. Exactly. All right, here we go. Nobody. Okay. You guys, nobody's in the mood for us today. But we're in the mood for our guests. So excited. Let's talk. He's too cool for school, guys. These are all your hands.

I'd give anything for just a fraction of this man's brilliant acting in the improv, the seminal magician. No, he's first. His first and last name start with the same letter. He's tall AF. That's soupy sales. That's what kids say. No. He played Daddy Warbucks in Annie when he was 12. Like myself, a born and raised midwestern boy and also like myself afraid of the ocean. He may or may not have juicy dirt on John Fabreau. It's my new best friend. The always hilarious.

Vince fun. Vince. Cut the shit. What's happening? How are you guys? Cut. Very stupid. Good to see you guys. Cut the mother fucking shit. Great to see you. Now I'm up. Now I'm up too. Vince. Good morning. I like the steamy. The steamy is excellent. It's confident in the morning, Will and I like that. And the necklace that draws my eyes as well. Dreams are important. I don't know what fried chicken in a dream means, but I think it's something that you might want to look under the red.

Embateman. I love that you are still figuring out how to record because I'm the same way. I like I can't turn on a I can't turn on a streamer without my 13 year old daughter. Yeah, guys. Well, hold on. I feel this is like. I know. I know. I can't remember that I haven't seen for how many years, Vince. It feels like 10 years. It's great to see you. You too, pal. How's Kyla? Kyla's doing great. Yeah, she's doing. Kyla's your wife for my sister Tracy. Who doesn't know that? Who is it? Yes, Tracy.

Kyla's a woman that I've asked it to. I took her hand. Canadian. Canadian girl. Canadian. I went north of the border on it. You know what it's about. A fucking a boy. Would. Fucking a rights. Vince. Fucking beauty. That's what you're seeing. I was singing your praises the other day. Again, it's usually once a week when I talk about there is no one better at what you do. Yeah, Vince. I don't know if you listen, but we always talk about you on this.

No, I listen a lot and that's nice coming from from all three of you. All three of you like are funny and joke around and I've had fun with all this. You have such a facility. You have so you're so funny and such an easy way. From the first moment I ever saw you perform, which was Swinger's, you were just fucking from that moment on. I was like, this guy is. He's a fucking grandson. Every day is the home runner. I didn't think so. I didn't think so. Here's why I know it's the picture a lot.

The picture is locked. It is. Let's have your notes. Well, I was just I thought maybe you could try a little harder. What was the field to be honest in that? What was before what was before Swinger's? How did it how how did you come loaded for bear and that? I have all of those questions. Was it I know a little of this, but my brain is not not working as well as it used to. So remind me of what I used to know. I know there's Chicago in there.

Well, like you, I started acting very young, but just in community stuff. So like both my parents worked. So I was always performing. I just gravitated to it. Probably lack of success in other areas. And for some reason I felt like good attention there. And I have to say like as a kid, this is something I talked to Phillips about. That show that you did that was on where you were such a smart ass on that show. What was that one? The Shacker Board? Yeah, it's your move. It's your move.

You were so fucking funny in that. Me and Todd when we were working with you on Starsky and Hutch, I brought up, he's like, I love them on that fucking show. You were such a fucking constantly kid who didn't care what people thought about you. But I just kind of like stuff always as a kid. That stuff made me laugh like Sanford and Sun. He made me laugh. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Like red fox, he just didn't care.

And he wasn't like he had a lot of skills, but he wasn't going to have his day bothered. I don't know. I just kind of found that stuff funny. So I was always performing, started doing improv in high school with improv Olympic and got an agent in high school and started working. And then came out, but we're swingers. We got benefited from I think is, John and I were hanging out. He came out to Los Angeles.

And then he sort of took stuff that was going on in our lives and jokes and things that we said and formed the screenplay. And because we were raising money for it, it's almost like Nichols used to do what he would perform on Broadway before they would shoot something. We were trying to raise money. So we must have had five, six table readings of that thing. So we had time to investigate it and think about it and tweak it slightly.

And so when we went to go film it and the bars were open and they weren't closed, we weren't bothered because we were so well versed with the material. That's amazing. But by speaking about though, you grew up in Chicago, so did I. Not far from you in the suburbs, the great suburbs. Yeah, you grew up in Buffalo Grove, I grew up in Glen Ellen. Yeah, Buffalo Grove and then Lake Forest. And then I went to Lake Forest afterwards. Yeah, that Lake Forest is beautiful by the way.

Yeah. But wait a minute, isn't that where we born, born, we're the same age. Same year. Same year. In both inches. Hold on. Yeah. Hold on. And you're right, like you and 25 million other people. That's crazy. One of the fucking odds hang on. They're pretty good. What are the odds? I don't know. That two Americans were born in the third largest city in the country. And now live in the second largest city in the country. But wait a minute, Sean's got to follow up. Everybody hold on.

It gets better. Ready. So wait, did you, I read that you did children's theater there? Did you do children's theater? Yeah, as a kid, I was in community theater where we would play the, we would play the adult roles as young young. Where was that? Do you remember? That was at the Borten Community Center, which is a place with Robin Williams went to high school when it used to be at high school. Was it like bugs him alone, right? You guys were playing without the pies, but exactly.

Remember that one with bail? They dazzled with the pies. It was all okay because they threw pies. Remember that one? I know you had to see that one. Yeah, they had Tommy gun that shot cream puffs, right? That big nickel. I think it was Christy McNickel's. Was Christy McNickel's charm in front of the camera with bail? We're easy for her. God, I remember I think of... They were thrown whipped cream at each other and dressed as gangsters. I was so in love with Christy McNickel when I was a kid.

I remember specifically jogging with my dad one morning in the quiet streets of Willem Nils. And I started crying. I strailed behind him and I just started crying because I had a dream about her. And I couldn't believe that it wasn't real. And I just started weeping. I must have been 10 or 11 or 12. So in love with her. And now come on my hair. Can you do her out like her? No, never matter. Never once. I think I met her brother. There's so much about that story is psychotic. Oh yeah.

So much about that. That's drag order. Fuck. Wait, but then you moved out. You moved out in 88. Is that right? Yes. Right after high school. I gave up on my academic career. No college. I was in no college. For you, me too. I was the same way. I didn't understand. It's easy to go to college. Takes a lot of guts. The fucking past. Even more bold is not even graduating high school. You're welcome. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I only I only graduated because it was important to my parents.

But I was done. I was ready to move on. Uh, yeah, I get that. I get what was it? Hey, did you go to school for four years? Did you go to college? Jeep me. Yeah, I went to Illinois State University. Okay. And I have a scholarship fund set up there. Was that still Saluki's? That was is that Carbondale? That's a normal. Illinois. That's normal Illinois. That's yeah. Is not a really name. That's a name of the time. I have to say this.

So I wanted to just say this because one of the best performances I've ever seen in my life was you and good night Oscar. That's very nice. How great can I tell you how fucking blown away I was? Yeah, very sweet. And this is just me being a kid of the age I am. The fact that that's not on film makes me want to murder somebody. That was such an incredible performance. That's very sweet. Uh, Vince.

I don't know anyone that Tony deserves anyone that anyone that I think he's got if they could have given out two Tony's I couldn't believe it. If you did any one of those things, I was like, oh, he's got he's older. He's got the fucking addictions. And then the piano. It was it was flawless. At one point of time. At one point of my life I didn't have two Tony's. But listen, I, I, uh, did they take a Tony away? Did you get Reggie Bush? Did someone take a Tony away?

Were you taking money on the side? No, no, one of the Tony said to go home because his wife called. So is that what it is? Wait, but Vince, that's very sweet of you to say. And it means a lot coming from you. That was true. Did you guys both see that play? Oh, you were saying, are you kidding? We wept. We fucking wept. Yeah. Literally he said Jason Sanford we wept. We turned and we were like, this is unbelievable. I turned to Will and I said, I think Sean's ruin the podcast now.

And now we can't disrespect him. Yeah. I want to say I said I kept saying I had no idea he had this in him. I had no idea you could never tell from any of his past work. You had no idea. No. So out of left. Very sweet. So you know, we were just on a previous episode talking about audition stories. And one of the funniest thing. Who was it that was like? Was it Jason? It was you that would know was it? No, it was. It would say that when he leaves all the questions, which is what we do.

You said to them, but it was it's probably came across as an asshole, but I was trying to be a sort of humble and not be as presumptuous that they would ever hire me. And I would just I would I would say, hey, good luck with this as I left. Which it was just such a wrong thing to say, but I was trying to get the other way. It's like this is a fucking nightmare. No one saw this problem. You know, you know, you know what I think they took issue with was the wink that you gave them with that.

Yeah, was when you gave them a full wink with this and then a wink. Look, a babysitter leaving a house. I'm gonna miss the kid. Good luck with that one. But I read I read them. You did something really. Wouldn't you go out and shake her with his hand after I just think. Oh, I was fucking yeah, well, I just I didn't know. So I thought like it was like a job interview in the Midwest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I would be overly like kind of nice.

And I think it was draining for the people like they just wanted to see you read. And could you do the part? But I would like go out of my way to be like, well, it was a pleasure to meet you. They think who the fuck is this guy? Well, that's a nice thing. I would always say like I was kind of coming from an insecure place, not humble. But I would always for some reason compliment the screenplay or the script. I say this is really great.

I mean, even if it was fucking terrible, I just say, well, this is great stuff. After you had just finished improvising probably, right? I don't even know. But I didn't really improvise on those. I was I was more kind of stuck to the page. And yeah, this is it's a weird process. The audition process is weird. Do you remember your last one? Well, the one thing in Swainers is because Favreau made fun of me. I had done a couple after school specials.

I saw by the way, I was going to ask you about that. I saw you in one. Yeah, I did a couple of those. That was my bread and butter. Yeah, wow. I made my bones. I cut my teeth after school. No way. No way. We were tackling shit like sex and steroids and... Yes, I saw that. We were swinging some sunshine to these houses that were filled in darkness. Do you remember any of the dialogue from any of the those that you've never been able to share? Are any scene that you've been like, fuck?

Yeah, one of them was a scene with Billingsley where I discover he's on steroids. And I say you're wired all the time. You're like some doper. He wanted Nicole. Egrid, I believe, to like him. And so he was pumping up some steroids to do some long distance run. And you know how they proved he was on steroids was because he wasn't necessarily buff at the time, although in excellent shape. But he would just roll up the sleeves on his shirt one time.

That was the transformation to say the steroids have happened. Oh, correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I went in for an audition and I started and I didn't get... And I was like emotional. It was a real story. I came back in February, asked me about it. And I said, God, I really had a great audition. These people were moved. I really got to the moment. And I was like, but I didn't get it because I'm like tall. And I'm like three years older than they wanted for the party.

He's like, well, why are you even going in for it? I said, I don't know. They just put me in. So that's why he kind of was making fun of me with that story where I make it like I was phenomenal and really a great performance. But I was just too old to get the part and the trailer. No, I worked with Peter once when I was a kid. He was on Little House in the Prairie. He played a little kid who stuttered named Gideon. That I befriended. I think we're both like 11 or 12.

For Tracy Peter is the star of a Christmas story. Yeah. And the director of Couples' Retreat. Yep. Yes. And he just did a sequel that he produced and wrote for Christmas story last year that turned out really well that was on the HBO. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Vince, when are we going to go back to Borabora and do Couples' Retreat, too? God, was that a fun location? Oh, God. That was the greatest call I ever got. I think you and Stubber called me and said, Hey, we got apart for you in this film.

We've named the character Jason. We wrote it for you. We wrote it for you. Right. It's we're going to shoot on Borabora for a month and a half. I mean, it was the biggest payday I've ever had. It was like the greatest job ever. You were great. You were great. Always so funny. And it was like our burnt Reynolds face. What do you mean? What do you mean? Well, we just go to a location that's great instead of story. It's a bunch of friends. Cannibal run. It's like, I don't know.

It looks like those guys were like, let's go. But we just were looking for a place that would be, you know, amazing that no one had heard of. And that's what they found. Well, that's the best. Let's do the sequel on a ski mountain. You guys did a couple movies together. All right. You did that. You mentioned Star ski. Yeah. What else? Break up. Break up. Break up. I feel like there's another one. I'll just think of it. It's funny. Makes me laugh so hard. You can kill me.

Some of the stuff you added just in that scene with Jen and I on the couch when you're like the counselor and the realtor was so funny. You guys, I would work so hard because you just go through a rehearsal with Vince and you just see how facile he is. And then when they bring in second team to write it, I would run to my trailer and I'd break out a little piece of paper and a pencil and I'd come up with all my alls, all my little things that I'm going to know.

And sort of, oh yeah, which is like the biggest mistake. You know, like you get it all prepared and all loaded and then you go on to set. And so now you're trying to shoehorn in some stuff that when I'm practicing my faces and my trailer it all works great. But then of course, Vince is just like in the moment like you should be and adding great shit and then I'm putting in these lines that have nothing to do with all of this. What about this?

Yeah. And so many times I get these looks from Vince like, the fear motherfucker, what are you doing? Like you're wrecking it. You shut up and set me up and move on. Oh Jesus. Okay, I don't remember. I remember you always coming up with fun stuff and not nearly enough. And adding stuff. I don't, I don't remember what that was. I don't know how you do. We wouldn't be able to do with a straight face. I mean, it must be in pot.

Vince, do you remember one time we went to some charity thing we said next and the whole time Vince was in my ear commenting on everything that was happening? And I was so, I was like, I'm gonna have to leave this fucking place because they think I'm laughing at everybody. Oh yeah. And then the guy gets up who's hosting and he goes, this is your face man. This is the guy you guys decide. And I start fucking. Grant, that's Randall said he's the guy I've honored.

He's looking at me from across the table. Like, why are you ruining my moment? I'm like, this guy's like, why was invited back? I'm killing me. We'll be right back. And now back to the show. You know what I think we're, were we just talking, were we just talking to Kimmel or somebody about or was it Fallon when you guest hosted was either Kimmel or Fallon and was it letterman? Was it letterman?

Some of them were talking to one and it was without a doubt like the best week of hosting of any talk show. A whole time. A whole time. Vince, would you ever consider that but just I would just like to see you on a nightly basis free styling? Me too. Yeah. It's enough already with the acting and going on location. You got a family, Vince. Let's get you a nice studio job where we can enjoy you on a nightly basis. Yeah, we only get to see Kraken jokes a couple of times.

Like it'd be like fucking nightly out there just roasting people. Come on, man. You know, it was fun to do the one time but I think I get bored nightly out tonight. I wouldn't you guys. I think this is fun. You guys, this is a super fun show and you guys have fun. You have each other to joke with. You get fresh meat every night, Vince. Yeah. And you can just sit there and just cherry pick and throw bombs. It was letterman, right, Vince? It was letterman. It was it was letterman.

I had fun doing it. It was fun. But I don't I don't think I would I think I would just get bored. Don't you like going on to a new project? Yeah, but you know, you take a bunch of months off and you can go do your thing, you know? Yeah. Do you think you find people? Do you find Jesus Christ, man? Are you dying? I'm just saying. I'm just saying, well, what? Do you find people, Vince, like, with, with, quote, funny people? Do you expect people?

Do people, do you find that people expect it from you right off the bat? And is it something you have to turn on and it's exhausting? But once you turn it on, you're good to go. But you like to turn it off and just chill out and stay set. Like, what do you like at home? Do you like to spar with your wife? I think we're, the three of us might be similar where I don't like to be on all the time. Yeah. You know, I don't.

I like to joke around and I appreciate a sense of humor, but I'm not out there swinging all day. I like to kind of slow it down. Like, I like to joke, but I don't like that. But, yeah, when I first moved here, sorry, go ahead, Sean. I mean, you first moved here. I was just close to your dream. So you're driving out from normal? Yeah. Yeah. When I first moved here, I was really, really young. And I think I was, I was just always on, because I thought I had to be.

Right. And now that I'm older, I'm like, boy, God, it exhaust a lot of people, I'm sure. What are you going to come on? What are you going to turn on? Do you think? When will be the moment you know, or rolling? Hey, you know, you know, I, you know, I, I bet you get the same thing. I was thinking like, Ferrell kind of gets it too, which is when people see him, they're like, oh, this is the fun, funny guy. You know, for Ferrell, it's like, oh, you're Hank to take. You're the party guy.

It was crazy. So I'm going to come at you because you're crazy. And I bet you, I wonder if you get that a and be people feel, you know, sometimes you meet people and they, they decide they're going to play with you, but they kind of play too hard. They get weird and they say something kind of critical or shitty. And you're like, that's not the game, man. Yeah. But they try to, they try to come at you. You should come at you hard. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I think younger, more so you, once in a while, someone thought they were funny for their group. Yeah. So they try to do something. And I would really eviscerate them. I would get their friends to fucking turn on them. And then I would like to have a private moment. Like their friends would be laughing at them, you know, and I would have a private moment, like looking at them, like you thought this was going to go good. Like this is short. You wanted it. This is, you wanted this.

Here we are. But then I kind of figured it was better. I think as it was better, as I got older, you just kind of, you know, try to kill him with kindness, right? You learn that minimal is better. But as I get older, I still get a lot of quotes and yes, people will come up.

But now that the comedy's plagued, you guys tell me, because isn't it funny as you get older, people will share with you how they were hurting or a family member was sick, and how the comedy's was really something they would watch multiple times. So now it's more of an emotional connection. Then it was, when it first hit younger, when it was just kind of a funny time. All the time, all the time.

We get this, especially this, because it's such a weird format, because people hear us, and so they can do shit, whatever, and we started our thing in 2020. And these guys will attest to it. Get a lot of people come up and go, I did a really tough year. I lost my dad, and I was at home alone, and I couldn't talk to anybody. And you guys blah, blah, blah. And it's kind of meaningful too. Like it feels, you're like, oh, great. Like I mean, I lost my dad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, you didn't lose it.

We found him. You just went down over. Yeah. He said a motel. Bender. Big Bender. 30-year Bender. He said a motel. Yeah. Vince, your dramatic work lately is like stunning. My dad just sent me an email the other day, saying just how knocked out he was on something you just saw with you doing that you didn't. Are you loving doing more of that as you get older, and you're thinking about more mature things, or whatever? I don't know. I certainly am, but I do miss doing comedies.

I miss doing, I miss the studio comedy, you know, that you've done a ton of. I've done a few of. I'd love to do more. Do you miss that a bit? Do you have any knowledge or forecast? Is it any of that stuff coming back? Do you have any idea why it's, there's so few of them being made nowadays? Yeah, you know, first off, I think the same is, my journey's been the same as you. I was fortunate to do like Hacksall Ridge, and then this stuff was all, you know, brawl and drag.

But now I'm dying to do a comedy again. Like I'm so, I'm so, it's like Sullivan's travels, right? Like, you know, and like Ozarks, I thought, and it was incredible, and the fact that you were, you know, directing those and running those on top of it, and you get your plate full, I'm sure it's great, and it's fun, but it does make you miss and agreeance with you that kind of. My studio ensemble comedy, where you're working every other day, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just showing them.

Yeah, it's true. And then I think, I think as far as, as far as it going away, you know, here's what I'll say to you, I just was saying this. I think what happened is, is we went through a terrible time. Like, if you remember the 80s, they tried it with the bleric censorship of those albums. Like when, in W.A., I thought was such a great album, and then they started putting these warning papers on albums. Right, parents.

And it kind of made the albums blow up, but the album still came out, and it made everyone buy them more. Right. But I think they succeeded a little bit with the studio system to say there's, you know, now we're going to decide what's funny, what's not, or what's joking, which is crazy. Because it's my opinion, like, if you go back to Greek mythology, human nature has always been the same.

And, you know, clearly with entertainment, it's a place to explore a song, a story, is a place to explore rage, or lust, or selfishness, or anything. It's the outlet. It's like MMA is the place to explore, or football, you know, conflict, not out on the streets, but most people, you know, watching a football game, don't take that as a sign that they will get rewarded for tackling someone.

So I think there's just a very longness of like, how dumb people must be to think like this is a how-to video. It's, it was insane to me. And so I think we went through this rain of terror, of being policed, of like, you know, what is and what isn't, versus leaving people their tone. But it never went away, and I mean that, Jason, from this. I think you guys can appreciate this. The stand-up comics, when we were doing the big R comics, were not that huge, meaning there was a real run in the 80s.

They all got their own TV shows. And, you know, people, you'd go on Carson, and that was it, you were all to the races. That was the path. Yeah. That was the path. But then, like in the 90s, I did this documentary for some guys that I liked that were comics, because there just wasn't opportunities. Well, then what happened was the appetite from the audience for funny, hard, you know, adult, dangerous, shocking comedy never went away.

But because the studios weren't making him, you know, Bill Burr, who's great in a, and other comics like him started selling out Madison Square Garden. Yeah, it's a good one. They started selling out the forum. And Netflix started paying $20 million for those specials. Right. Yeah. Instead of putting that money behind a story and a move. Yeah. Good point. So they never really went away.

Those guys were always, you know, making jokes in areas like Bill will make fun of, you know, having to stand up for veterans, which isn't an obvious path to the waterfront. Or, you know, men and women relationships. Right. But people laugh and he gets to do it in a way where society appreciates it. And no one takes it as a literal thing. Right. So I think like it never went away. It really helped the stand-ups. But my sense is that it's going to come back roaring. I think so. It's a big way.

Yeah, me too. Because then I think to anything other than that of any kind of questioning of it is just an illustration of like, how arrogant someone might be. No, I feel like they're in charge of like, what, who the fuck is, is worthwhile? But what's interesting about that is that all these, it used to be such a great point, is that the stand-ups, you'd make it to a certain level, you do whatever, you do Carson, you get a huge deal and not all of them were great actors or could act in film.

Now they don't have to. Because they can just do a special a year for $20 million. And that getting a movie or a show is not the ultimate objective for them anymore. They don't need it. Although if we look back at the great comics, a movie when it's done well is always more memorable than the greatest stand-up special. As good as Delarius is. 100%. Right. We all go to 48 hours. Yeah. Right. You know, because it's a story that when it works, it's such a powerful thing.

So yeah, I think it's, and now some of them are going, like if you look at even what happened with Shane with Gillis, you know, there was like, he can't. Now they're all clamoring for Shane, because he built an audience, you know, was able to reach people directly, you know, and people, people realize this guy's funny and coming with a point of view. And he's trying to make people laugh, right? So he's really had a huge opportunity because he was able to go directly to the audience.

That's a model that's, you know, I think. Was this that model in some ways, do you think, this podcast? No, this, this, this, this, this isn't. Well, this isn't after. It was, sorry, Jamie, not to get, I think it was still with me in the idea, with the idea that we, we started it with nobody. We paid for it for the first year. I mean, we had advertised, but it took us a little while just because producing the episodes and the equipment and all that kind of shit. So it was just us, right?

I mean, that's in that way it was. Right. But we never assumed anyone was going to listen to it, and then it would be around after COVID. We thought it's going to be three, four months, something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Here we are. And we get to talk to our favorite people, and it takes an hour a week, and we just could not feel. I can't believe it's taken as long as that, Vincent. Can you, I'm not talking as you're talking. It's like unbelievable. How the fuck was he not our first guest?

This is unbelievable. By the way, he is our first guest and our new deal on Sirius Exxon. Are you serious? Yes. Let's cut the ribbon. This makes sense that we have vincs is our first guest on the serious exxon. This is, I was going to say, we were going to add it later, but I think that's safe to say. And thank you, Finns, for, by the way, for wanting and willing to be our first guest. It's a big honor. A great start. We just need to wear a ball cap for six weeks, if you don't mind.

It's just, it's just when you're going to the market, whatever you're picking up the kids. Don't fucking sweat it. Well, you can leave it in the car. No, I'll have it. It's an option, you know. Some days on, some days off, it will be there with us. All right. Listen, wait, speaking of all, I love that philosophy. You're talking about all the comedy stuff. And I totally agree. It's interesting. Do you think, like, who was it for you growing up? Who were you like, gosh, if I could do that?

Or I could be like that? Or I could have that career? I could follow his kind of trajectory. Red Fox. Yeah, I loved Red Fox. It was all of those guys. You know, I, I, there was stuff I used to just watch, like, endlessly. And I would just, I always kind of gravitated to the, is I think it's a little bit like, well, isn't it like, with kids, you hide your eyes and then they laugh because you're getting ahead of them? It's like horror. They, they, the jump scare in the joke.

There's something in, in surprise, where you don't expect it. It's not surprise. Yeah, surprise, right? So the stuff that was more, you know, kind of like, points of view that was not. Norm was such a fun place in a show or a movie to see someone with that, with that attitude was, was fun. Is that's why I think that's why Bateman and it's your move made me laugh. It kind of reminds me like, Jay Fox had that. Right. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did. But you got to stay ahead to surprise people.

And that's, and that's what you're, I think, uniquely better than anybody I've ever worked with as far as just staying ahead and, and, and really coming up behind somebody. It's, it's a, it's an incredible gift. And, um, I love you for it. It's incredible. I have a couple of things I'm going to go through when you were kids growing up and you got to do it. So just, just a madman or, yeah, I just, I got to check these out.

Where did Tiam up so he does it so he knows that you're going to ask him something. Yeah, here comes a question of events. Okay. Well, wait, so did you get, did you know we were born in the same year? We're in Chicago. I'm kidding. This again. Yes. So wait, Buffalo Grove. Did you ever go to Woodfield Mall Oakbrook Mall or Yorktown Mall? I went to the Woodfield Mall, Brookfield Mall, and then I went to Northbrook Court. Yeah, because I worked at those malls.

And I used to go to the small one in Vernon Hills, Hawthorne. Hawthorne was the two of them. Oh, yeah. No, I don't know. All right. So I'm trying to find, okay. So, and then wait, first of all, Great America was a place that took your dollars. I went all the time. Yes. Great America, which is now six flags, which is now something else. Which is now six flags. The demon. The demon. Oh my god. I wrote the demon. Do you have any other question for you? You put the gum on the top.

When you went to, there was people who would stick their gum on the top when you walked. They were proving they were there, but it was fast. Yeah, that was fast. Question for you. What was the name of the roller coaster before they turned it into the demon? The eagle? No, the eagle was later. That was the fastest wooden roller coaster. And we asked you would wait for two hours in the Midwest. The thing we would share with each other is say, this is the biggest wooden roller coaster.

Yeah. That was hard. But what was before the demon? It was a, I believe it was turned. Oh, yes. I don't remember. What is it? Turn of the century. Turn of the century. Really? How do you, how do you, confirm or deny it? But I believe it's tough to ask the trivia question. You don't know the answer to it, but I'm pretty sure that that's what it was. I can't ride roller coasters anymore. I'm too old. My equilibrium gets shot. And immediately notches. I feel ill. Me too. Same way.

I went to Disneyland with the kids and I was like, I did one ride and I was like, I'll see you guys later. Yeah. One ride. Yeah, what happened? You have, you show up super excited. You're going to have the kids go ahead. I'll get all hopped up on sugar and then go. You're on your own. I'm going to be texting over here on a desk. I was texting on the bench and then I kept going, and then I kept going, I kept going, like they come back and kept going, you guys want to take off?

Let's get out of here, right? You're going to go. You're going to go. This is my world where you want to go. We're going to go out to the office. We're going to be bringing the world together. We're going to be getting out of here. Oh my god. That's so true. You get back to Chicago a lot. I know that you go to Black Hawk's games. I've seen you there. Yes. And, but do you spend a lot, and you still feel really tied to Chicago? I do. You know, I always say, I grew up in Chicago.

I was raised in Chicago, but I grew up in California because I moved here at 18. So I had a connection. I think everyone from there does. And then I always felt such a connection to California because at 18, I moved here and made it my home. But I do go back in the summer. I always enjoy going there. It's a super fun city. Yeah. Lots of fun, obviously. And I just have to break up there because I was from there and I wanted to be in this city. So yeah, in the summer time, I'll go back usually.

But the kids are so busy with kids stuff. Aren't you guys running around like crazy? Yeah, but it's so hot in the summer there. I remember it was boiling when we did that movie there. Why would you go there in the summer? You got to deal there? The winter's cold. The winter's a different. The winter's a tougher hour. In 2010, you skydived over Chicago. It's part of the air and water show. And I remember seeing that. And I was like, why is he doing that? Yeah, what happened?

And to be in full disclosure, the night before I ran into some of the black hawks and I had a couple of drinks that evening. Oh, that was late. I was. And so I got up with a very few hours of sleep. And then I, but I was committed. I made a date with skydiving and I didn't break the date. And you said, you fucking skydived hungover. Yeah. I was like, I didn't know what was happening. I was just talking to the golden nights. They were very professional. They were military. They were great.

And they were telling me all the things. And I was. Had you done it before? My mom was with me. No, I had never. That was the first time you skydived and you did it. Yeah, hungover. Yes. And I enjoyed it. It was, it was an interesting thrill. But it's not something I would sign up for all the time. But it was, it was enjoyable. Are you guys, have you skydived the three of you? I was about to. I think maybe with the same group.

And then I realized a week before, what's the feeling I'm going to have when I hit the ground? It's going to be that I made it. And I don't want to do stuff that I'm excited that I made it. You know, I have children now. I think the three of you to go skydiving would be a nice time. I'm sure you should go. You should, you should book a date on the calendar. And we should. Right. And we shouldn't do separately. We should just be bound as one. Taking a bright shot. Oh, you think?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we should just make a train, huh? Come on. Yeah, I think I would do it. I think I would do it. Really? Yeah, I think so. For kids. I know. But you know, what? If you be safe, you're attached to the people. You do an air train. How does that make it safe? So I'll do it. I don't have kids. It's OK if I die. Yeah, I show you. I'm doing. You got the dog. What's that dog's name? Very good. Ricky. Yeah. Scott. Oh, Ricky. Sweet rock. He's got it. Scotty. Scotty and rocky. What? Ricky.

Ricky. There you go. And now a word from our sponsor. And now back to the show. But now, Vince, you know that I, this is true. I just saw Rudy for the very first time, maybe a year or two ago. Really? Really? I saw it. And I didn't know. It's one of Scotty's favorite movies. Oh, quick review. Yeah. It was incredible. It was incredible. It was incredible. And when I saw him, I was like, oh my god. So this is part of the beginning of your whole thing. And then I saw February.

I was like, I didn't know. John was in, like, I didn't know anything about it. And how soon after that, did you and John decide to hook up and write swingers? Was it like right after? Well, he moved out from Chicago after Rudy. And then we became friends on the set. And so we hung out and we moved to Hollywood. And I used to go to all those places. We're real places. I used to love to go here, the swing music, all the ex punk rockers formed these swing bands.

And then their dressing was just a great local bar with all ages. I loved the dressing because you could get like a 75-year-old in there. And it was just like, I like Marty and Elaine. We're so fun to go on. Yes, Margie and Elaine are great. Yeah. So I love that. And then John moved to that area. And so we used to just hang out and go out a lot.

And then I think I said to him one day, like, kind of what Jason was saying just now, which was, why are we auditioning for these scripts and these things that are so out of touch? And like, what's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because a lot of the scripts were either like tough guy scripts were like everyone knew everything or they were like, you know, they just weren't fulfilling of the time. And so John, I said, maybe we write something. And John came back and had wrote swingers.

And I think in like two weeks or three weeks, he got like a screenwriting book and kind of put it in that form. And then we started meeting and talking and going through the script and talk about, you know, all this stuff. But the part that was crazy was that we thought we could get it made. You know, when we look back at that's the work that's insane. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We were like under our wing. We're like, okay, well, we're going to make this. So now let's start the journey.

We'd meet like a couple times a week, talk on the phone a lot. Okay. Who did we get? We could get, it was crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's how you get shit done. You believe in it. But it was, but you guys can see it. Because we are all three of us are born the same year. I didn't want to say, because I didn't want to blow your mind. Now that is a question. No, no, no, no, no, no. I was six. That's a year of that 1970. No, that's in my notes. That's in my notes.

It's unbelievable. And I remember I was living in New York. I was a young actor living in New York. And when that movie came out for us, it was as Jen extras. I was like, this is a fucking movie that fucking gets it. It's on the kinds of jokes and the way that I wanted to be done. It was surprising. And JB was saying with the language that was hilarious and unusual and fucking references that were phenomenal. And also made me feel like being an actor in that moment.

You were just speaking to me and everybody else. I was speaking to me and it wasn't jokes written in a studio system. They didn't feel like it was rewritten by a bunch of different known comedy teams. This was new. It was different and it was really. They were jokes that you can see these guys were real guys. And it was fucking it just it was like you guys were like rookies of the year and MVP in the same year. It was just like bang. You know what I mean? It's a must of you.

What was that feeling like? What was the moment on swingers? Like what was the what what screening was it or box or what was the thing where you're like holy fuck. This is really reaching people. You know we the thing that was interesting was as you could imagine this the crew we assembled was not. You know they were just people looking for a job. I think our sound guy specialized in adult films. And so we're really committed. I was wondered about that. Because the sounds seem very erotic.

Yeah. The sound was very. He brought a he brought a I think the set was was a slow day for him every day. On the side but but but we were we were taking it serious. And I think the scene there's the scene where I stand up on the table was improvised where I stand up and and I start doing the dance and stuff at the restaurant. And the reason I did that was partially I could just feel like the crew like looking at us like what are these guys like the whole shoot like what's going on.

Yeah. And so I kind of made it like I'm the asshole. I'm the asshole at the restaurant kind of came from like I was kind of reacting to the cruise feeling of like this guy's out there and people are looking at you in a restaurant like you're going too far but it was really kind of that. So we loved it but it wasn't like you know on the set other than the actors there was a real feeling that this thing was working. And then we did not get into Sundance was the first step.

And then but we still love the movie and then it got picked up obviously by Mara Max and released. And then it really just kind of grew over time. It started to get quoted so much and you know ESPN started you know saying your money baby and then Vegas baby sort of it was kind of you. So then it just sort of hit this and I think part of what I think worked about it is there was a vulnerability to these guys. They weren't winning every situation.

Yes. They're not in everything's not going their way. They don't have all the tools and it was a really a friendship in that you're helping someone pass a breakup. And I think the vulnerability and you know you go out going to meet girls but a lot of times you end up playing EA hockey. Yeah. It was a really big time. So I think there was a relatability that wasn't taking itself too seriously. You know what's funny is now that you mentioned there was a sort of a tragic element to it right?

It's kind of a tragedy way. It's kind of sad. Yeah, yeah for sure. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. It made the comedy much more profound. It's like an American with nail and eye in that way. That film of just like at the end you're like they don't really win. They don't know. You know like it's kind of passing time.

The one thing with the last scene of the movie was I was flying home to do the movie to do swingers and I was sitting at the airport waiting you know in these rows of seats and I could see the counter. And there was a older gentleman at the counter who kept smiling and waving at me and I had not done anything known who I was. So I was like why is this guy so confidently like waving at me like real aggressively. So I tried everything I tried to be like that. That was distracted.

I tried to look at at a mean. I tried to you know roll my eyes out of it. But it did not deter him. He was just overly playful and doing shit with me. I was like what is going on? And then once he got his ticket he came walking right towards me. I thought this can't be real. No one can be this fucking tunnel vision. This is crazy and he walked right in front of me and he had a baby that he was entertaining in the row in front of me. And I was like this is fucking crazy. That's amazing.

This motherfucker was waving and smiling at me. Wow. But really he's entertaining a fucking toddler. So I called John and I said you know because Trent is such a great character and confident in front and all of it. But you really focus on the transformation of his character of growing and sort of the great thing that John wrote in the movie is when he kind of is himself and doesn't try hard at the bar and says yeah like Keish real man he's like yeah I guess my reputation.

When he's not trying to be something he's not as when the door opens is when the girl connects to him. How do you even know the problem? So the kind of compliment to that at the end I thought it was fun if you go because some of those movies would always wrap up where the character would explain the movie at the end. You know here's the monologue where I tell you the theme of the movie. I'm like why are they doing that?

If the movie did its job I don't need the character to explain the theme of the movie. Right. So kind of as a misdirect the fun of it was for Fabro to say you know what I didn't know and then all of a sudden it hit me and you're like oh god they're going to do this in the movie where now the character explains the journey and then I start thinking the girl is waving at me and smiling

at me as a way to sort of pay no attention to the man behind the curtain like you know Trent is in the way he sees things a good friend and helpful but John kind of gets quiet and steers off as if to say he's not searching for some pickup stuff you know or how to meet someone he sort of found

an inner truth that's kind of transcended him into this next phase of his life and so I think there's there's an optimism because you know he's got past the breakup and there's the openness for love right and we're also kind of moving past which I think is an important stage that at a

lesson stage that we all go through where you are figuring out how do you make a connection how do you say hi to someone how do you date there's a moving past that to being more yourself and finding a partner that likes you because you're comfortable with with who you are yeah for sure

and and with man by the way I love that makes me want to I'm going to watch it in the night man yeah man I said oh Sean no don't no do I was just going I was about to drop on Vincent I can't tell you how many times I've said to people earnestly I've ripped I'm but I just got

you and they were like fuck he's about to I go you are so money you don't even know how many you are I've said it a million wait so you you married a Canadian just like your mother but that's you didn't marry your mother you're very kind of we all do yeah we all do in our own ways don't we

yeah yeah and and and I think I have to wake waking up with fried chicken on my mind my brother go through that cycle don't we uh huh so go through it every day but um the and I I put my house on the market years and years and years ago and decided that's sell but I heard that you saw it you

checked it out do you remember that did I yeah I probably I might have we're we're we're we're we're without giving away too much are you in the park handcock park okay that we give away a lot but yes yeah I love that I live in handcock park I lived on Rossmore when I was really oh really

yeah I live not too far from there I love that yeah that's pretty good I'm wait I want to know this too it's a street start with you sorry well I used to dry and it's just stupid um so you're afraid of the ocean and I am too why are you afraid of the ocean well I'm not I I got more comfortable

because I live in a beach town but I'm not a surfer I didn't group skateboarding I don't have balance in that way yeah um I respect the ocean it's a powerful entity I like to go in and cool for you man I like to go in and cool off on occasion I got my kids like to go it's like the

amusement park right the thing with waiting to have kids until you're older I'm conscious like I don't want to be you don't want to be an old father so you force yourself to do the stuff right one would have done when they were young but sometimes I'm not filled with joy why I'm

participating right listen listen Vince I had another kid I had I had my my youngest son I had him when I was 50 but the good thing is I wear vans so people there they don't know how old I am because they're like this guy's wearing vans he can't be over 50 yes he must be at least you know

but I also like the way that you said you respect the ocean is if it's this thing that that you you're saying it because if you don't say that it's going to come get you but so you you lay your respect on it but Vince what about it what about it scares you because for what scares about me is like

I've never I guess all the movies I've seen did you see open water do you remember that movie open water Jostiel was a was a Billy Zane Billy Zane open water no I don't know Billy I don't remember the couple that goes they go scuba diving and they come up and the whole team is left in

the middle of the ocean don't you remember that yeah I'm like I can't do any of it I have that now I have a new one to watch oh yeah so it's so scary so what are you doing over there at Manhattan Beach you like in a volleyball league or anything like that my daughter plays volleyball her team

just she plays for a volleyball club Muzuno at 13 and they they took third in the junior Olympics is that right shit good for her so she got she got your height and your leaps she's she's she's good athlete yeah she's tall on the tall side she she enjoys that but yeah we're just here

you know obviously the kids and stuff that they get a lot of freedom to walk around and yeah you know kind of participate and do stuff I like the freedom for the kids I think it's so nice if they can kind of you know pick navigate their own friend day right right like the way we did if

the parents aren't so involved it's it's easier for us and I think they get to to grow quicker what they like and what they don't like because they're making those choices and this gives a little more freedom to bike around and be able to do that you know but you know what that's so important

events I've been thinking about this a lot all all bits aside it's we we talk about this a lot with like the phones and stuff right with the kids I have a 13 year old son and a 15 year old son and the phones are crazy and and I said to them we've been we've talked a lot about it here Jason

son and I have and I said to my kids look I'll give you more there'll be a if you spend less time in your phone I'll give you more personal freedom to do shit and go out and hang out with your friends and I'll back because I think us as parents we got so into this thing of like we we got so

worried about our kids going and doing shit and yet we'll give them a phone and let them go to the far far reaches of the internet and it should be the reverse right I agree I so agree with you if you look at us all of us born in 1970 and even in our conversation with two of us you know some of us

not going to college we were given a lot of bandwidth yeah and we made mistakes but there was a lot of figuring out just problem solving yes and so I think if you're too restrictive with the kids you know if you do it little how style like like you and and Peter B then then they just they

have a harder time like when do they actualize is it at like 17 all of a sudden you say okay now you're going out there so I think having conversations hopefully they feel comfortable talking to you about stuff but you know you're right like if we if you go to a mall you know or you're on the

phone you have a chance to come across stuff that the parents aren't involved in is better for them to figure out that navigating to some degree with with with you know with guard reals obviously yeah yeah yeah you don't want your kids moving a ton of weight up through South Florida you know

what I mean I mean this is even if even if you promises that we're all going to wet our beaks on it I'm like listen you're not doing it you know what I mean listen Vince Vaughan before we let you go I want to talk about bad my but first of all we didn't even get to like

Jurassic Park psycho made old school dodgeball wedding crash right crash true detective curb oh dodge ball that's another one yeah that you are so funny in that bait I just read that well there was just an anniversary of that there was some longer article in the ringer that

Ross and sent me to just awesome to revisit yeah fucking when you eat that you stole that fuck it you were so fucking funny in that movie yeah that's the commentator so but tell us about bad monkey Vince before we let you go it's with Bill Lawrence and if Tracy Bill Lawrence created

scrubs he created Cadlas spin city Cadlasso he's great I I used to play in a poker game with him when I was like 19 and he was super funny and he was a comic at the time so I knew him he was a front and then is bad monkey a comedy or is it drama well it's kind of both it's it's you know it's

a Carl Heissan book about a detective in Florida and so the personalities are fun and comedic but the stakes are real and and the kind of crime you take seriously and so it was just great to get a chance to work with someone who's such a good writer who as an actor you can go and play around

be funny want your ideas yeah and you know but knows you know he knows how to put it together and you're not gonna you know have to go through that process so that yeah Bill's you know I think for all of us when you work on a set and you've done it as long as we have and this is another

thing is we get older you know when we were younger the crews were so dialed in yeah you know you had to be an apprentice to be a prompt person for years right yeah yeah yeah yeah and so now they're making so much more stuff so when you get to go on a set and it's really well run and you know

the guy in charge really is fun and and it makes it makes it makes it for a good day yeah that's great I can't wait the bad monkey is where is on what that's on Apple on Apple got you that's great and it's August 14th yeah can you imagine saying 25 years ago yeah what it's on Apple what I know

yeah I know right talking about man wait your show's on Apple the fuck out of here we're not we don't see some drugs but some fucking shoes on you know Vince we've taken up a lot of your Saturday so we appreciated absolutely love you so much it was a blast to get the chance to come on and talk to

you guys so great to be a big fan you're an all-time champ man honestly you're an all-time fucking champ you're the funniest fucking dude and thanks for our being our on our maiden voyage to I'm serious yes big deal to us so thank you yeah this is this looks like blue skies and clear

waters ahead so thank you for having me it's a passing journey oh he referenced the ocean again uh say hi to the family Vince please I will thank you as well Jason great to see you guys see my buddy thank you buddy the great Vince von double v's no kidding double v's makes it w he's so and

such a sweet man so so easy just so his company is so like seeming easy what I mean you don't mean like it's just like an it's so fluid but if you got you guys haven't worked with them before have you no I wish I'm telling when there's when you work with that guy like when they bring in the

slate they say okay rolling they come in they hit the slate ready and action and you look at this guy and you know like it's a Tommy gun coming you know you usually take sort of comfort and and and and peace knowing that okay we're all dealing with uh you know it mutually agreed upon

plan here with the script you know like I know what the next line's gonna be I know what the next action's gonna be it with him it's always up in the air in the greatest way and you just gotta keep your knees bent the whole time and it and you want to enjoy it as an audience member

so you're kind of like half laughing the whole time but then you can't because you got to stay in care it's just it's exhausting in the best way constantly like tambour level Jeffrey tambour level where you just can't look and square in the eye otherwise you're gonna laugh

all right you got to kind of stare at a cheek or a or a a nostril or something yeah oh god um but I didn't ask him about that that question I asked him about like you know because I've been asked to do like improv but the malls yeah yeah calling that yeah which

no yeah no I because I work in the malls I work there so so so could but I asked about that improv thing because you know you have to flip you have to switch on like when you when you're asked to improvise and it's like sometimes when you're not in the mood how do you do it like how do

you get there it's just the older I get I'm like I'm I can't do it I need some of it don't you find like I find like with this like when you know when when one of us is tired or when I'll speak for myself when I'm tired I just like well I just embrace it I just use it well now I'm

just gonna be I know even shittier than I usually you know you just you know and you just become drier and that becomes your humor yes I I that's very good I do that too I do that too I think that happens a lot yeah I think that we've gotten older as we've gotten older certainly that's

kind of the thing you look right here well you look right no it's but just about the you just show up with what you got today yeah yeah and it is what it is yeah yeah and it's not to find I it is deal with it but it's not like hey fuck you it's just like hey man this is where I'm at

I can't give what I don't have today yeah yeah and you know what Jay and I was really because I know that you've been really tired you've been you've been burning it you've been working your your tail off and then you know what you were fucking so perfectly like fine oh yeah I thought we

were gonna get a bottle to you but I know like I know you're no I'm just kidding I knew you were tired but you know like it's just one of those things and like you find a way and then you see Vince watching your face light up when you saw Vince yeah I know I know it's so fun I was almost

gonna text you Jay that was Vince it was so fun I forgot how many times you guys were together by by the way that reminds me of some one of the funniest things Vince ever did we were we were doing the junket for for couples retreat and he and I were paired together and the only way

we got through the junk it was this game that he played where each time the journalist would come in he would we we take turns giving each other a word that you had to work into your answer oh that's so like you know a constant a nople would be like you know and or you know or you know

or you know velcro or something and he would just fucking kill me because he's just so straight so dry yeah he's the big guy that's fine and then when you did did you guys just crack up yeah exactly and then of course the poor journalist thinks that you know we're having you know

a laugh at his or her expense and they don't know what it is and it's just dumb dumb actor crap anyway I'm so glad he came on it was is a long time coming I was excited for you guys yeah nice yes really good again it is surprising that we haven't had him on earlier because he

says I want to fucking heavyweight I'm fucking serious I want I want a daily dose of him would he be an incredible talk show host amazing amazing he's made for it he is yeah you know do you guys do you guys get acid reflux ever oh here comes oh my god right you know what you know

what it is it's like it's a quick on his eye or something no I'm just asking if you ever know I'm sure no we don't let's just move on to another one I'm gonna yes and him because I just can't wait for this turn I'm just gonna say sometimes I get acid reflux so I have it

yeah so sometimes I drink water okay you know to to pound to balance the acid base pH you know kind of thing sure and one of those things I drink is by carbonate and I was going to buy it again I was on if you guys would have ever had buying carbonate say it and then double back and frame

it and it's good if buying wait can I ask you something did you quit showbiz and we don't know about it you forgot the rules you know I would just like to say a nice normal on our very first episode on Sirius to an incredible listening audience thank you for being with us thank you for staying with us thank you yeah and have a great day and a very pleasant and sincere thank you for stopping 100% organic and artisanally handcrafted by Rob Armjurf Bennett Barbaco and Michael Granteri

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