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Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Daniel Sloss and Kai Humphriesslossandhumphries.podbean.com
Two touring buffoons tell you about their thoughts and then insult you for being a muggle.
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Episodes

Upside Down Epidural

Daniel makes an appearance after making some of you granddads for the second time. He talks us through the recent weeks welcoming his daughter into the world, which include bullying disabled kids in soft play and discovering some of women's best kept secrets. Meanwhile Kai has had one foot in an alternative universe, tripping balls in an all time top ten fringe night out. #38 www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST...

Aug 16, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 347

Accidentally Woke (Ft. Elliot Steel)

The podcast sets up shop in an artist bar deep in the heart of the Edinburgh fringe. Does this mean Elliot Steel will tone it down because he is surrounded by industry? The answer is no. He's quite happy to let career doors close for light entertainment. Watch as they publicly unpack the riots in England and the social media response to women's olympic boxing. #37 Elliot Steel: Soft Boi Core 21:45 Underbelly: Buttercup. Bristo Square www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST...

Aug 08, 202456 minEp. 346

Absolute Pollocks (Ft. Rob Rouse)

Seizing the opportunity of Rob Rouse gigging in Glasgow, Muggins get's him around for an extremely fun chat about the dawn of gaming, the daft names of Glasgow suburbs and childhood arson. An absolute treat for those of you who saw him absolutely smash it on his first visit to Altitude festival this year. Stay tuned for Part.2 of this podcast on Patreon where we dive into our phone notes to dig out untouched ideas for jokes to try get them operational. #36 Discount booze for all of our listeners...

Jul 31, 202455 minEp. 345

Angela Sands (Ft. Ryan Cullen)

In a new podcast feature "Phone Notes" Kai is joined by amateur comedian and professional bald man, Ryan Cullen, to dig through their phone notes and find unbaked ideas for jokes they've written down but still haven't given the light of day. Watch the earliest stages of joke creation before some go on to see the world as part of their set and some die in the gutter right here in this episode. #35 Stock up on Thistle Cross cider with your discount code and watch this episode with a premium bevvy ...

Jul 17, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 344

Holding Hands with Power (Ft. Gianmarco Soresi)

At the beginning of a sabbatical there was an unmissable opportunity, which was not missed, to get Gianmarco Soresi on the podcast. After Gianmarco's show in Edinburgh and some mutual swooning the pair deep dive American history, politics and comedy, frequently coming back to the shallows for equally important topics as coke d-ck and wheelbarrow position. #33 Your Patreon Special for the relaunch is already recorded and we're happy to tell you, you will see Muggins and Cream in some discomfort w...

Jul 03, 20241 hr 20 minEp. 343

Home Sweet Home (Sloss and Humphries on the Road)

At the end of a long two year road, Sloss and Humphries put the fork in the "Can't" Tour (Although they will lick the plate with two extra shows in Dublin and London) For the next few months life will be conducted from their own homes, the boys bask in this fact while reflecting on their recent accomplishment and slipping straight back into the mould of being a lifestyle podcast. #32 Soz. We posted this on Patreon and announced we'd be taking a month off but commenced that time off before making...

Jun 12, 202459 minEp. 342

Tour Bubble

Practically delirious from being in a constant state of touring Muggins and Cream try to speculate what is going on in the world outside their bubble. Dangerously out of touch and uninformed they try to fix the worlds economy. Not too dissimilar to those in charge. They both speculate about being better gift givers within their friendship group then dismiss the notion immediately. How exhausting. #31

May 16, 20241 hrEp. 341

Beef!

Muggins and Cream fly over to the west coast from New York to Seattle before their gig in Tacoma and bring up hypothetical comedy beefs and how they'd respond. Encouraging comedy to go the way of rap music they pick their three high profile beefs they'd start to further their career. #30

May 09, 202455 minEp. 340

Bad Coochie Breath

Muggins and Cream finally get around to your (sorry it's late) podcast after indulging themselves in a trip to Magic Kingdom and Universal Studios while touring through Florida with family Sloss. Daniel frowns upon the pre-nup, Kai recounts being humiliated because of thrush, the pair fall victim to capitalist karma. #29 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THIST...

May 02, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 339

Wrong Border

Muggins and Cream get cozy on a bed in Chicago for their day off and recount their difficulty getting back into the states after a brief trip to Toronto. They receive a sizeable donation from country singer Willie Nelson in Detroit and befriend footballer and Kai's doppelgänger Matty Longstaff. #28 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAPRIL...

Apr 24, 202456 minEp. 338

Something Something

Muggins and Cream park the tour bus and step into a reservation casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut to drink daiquiri slushies and record your first episode of the USA tour 2024. With quite literally nothing to complain about in their lives (yet) the boys do the thing they do second best. Talk about filth. Cream wants a feature on pornhub where you can see which of your friends also watched the video. Kai accidentally shows a stranger a pooping selfie over breakfast. #27 Improve the contents of ...

Apr 17, 20241 hrEp. 337

Ant Vesuvius

Back in the studio ever so briefly after a winding road that took them from India to the Alps the boys have a moment of tranquility before taking you to the states. Muggins considers the ethics of waking someone up when they're snoring and Cream admires the methodology of the far right. They each bring an injury home from Altitude Festival, one from fire, one from ice. #26 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. En...

Apr 10, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 336

Last Day on the Mountain Ft. Emmanuel Sonubi

A debrief of Altitude 2024 as Manny joins Muggins on the last day of the festival to recap some of the many things that happened in the Alps over the last 5 days. This is your late public episode from last week, we'll be back on track this Wednesday. Your Altitude Patreon episode is something special, a live podcast that had a little bit of everything, we'll have that with you as soon as it's ready so go subscribe for that if you haven't already. #25 Improve the contents of your fridge with deli...

Apr 08, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 335

Unsolicited Acts of Service

In full Indian garb Muggins and Cream offload about the persistent demands to assist them throughout their day, in a world where subtle hints, social cues, and direct "No"'s don't seem to land they shoulder the ancestral guilt of resorting to rudeness. After a brief "Happy Holi" break they return more colourful both visually and in spirit to discuss book to movie/game adaptations. #24 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off disco...

Mar 27, 202457 minEp. 334

No Compliment Ft. Urooj Ashfaq

After a tiring few days doing night flights to their shows in India, Muggins and Cream have a brief tired boy whinge before bringing in an antidote to their negativity, Arooj Ashfaq, who is back in Mumbai after her UK tour to tell the boys all about the cities they’re going to visit. You will remember Arooj from her appearance on the podcast at the Edinburgh fringe where she went on to win Best Newcomer at the festival. Daniel claims credit for that of course. Improve the contents of your fridge...

Mar 20, 202459 minEp. 333

Turkey Leg Ft. Emre Günsal

On the Turkish leg of the tour Muggins and Cream sit down with local comedian Emre Günsal who talks fondly about the growth of the Istanbul scene and recounts his time in jail for some quality jokes that were ill received by the authorities. Apologies for the half episode we had a second guest but he wasn't confident with his English enough to post (although we all agree'd it was better than Kai's) #22 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using ...

Mar 13, 202434 minEp. 332

Squelchy Compressions

Muggins and Cream flit between American politics and soiling themselves with bodily fluids. Daniel gets to choose which city in the UK Putin gets to nuke and is spoilt with choice. Natalie works her way around all of Kai's friends in her dream, inadvertently upsetting a few people along the way. #21 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at A...

Mar 06, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 331

Moon Monkeys

Passing through the mean streets of Cambridge Muggins and Cream find a non violent use of the good book. They boys collect venues like Pokemon and discuss where mans likenesses to the monkey ends. Kai gets rejected from mass and Daniel wants to cameo in a Marvel movie. #20 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live...

Feb 29, 20241 hrEp. 330

Older Than Your Average MILF

Answering life's impossible quandaries, like how old is a piece of MILF. Daniel's child has his second birthday party so Muggins and Cream remember the joys and tragedies of their childhood parties. Fast forward to this week when Kai was embarrassed to get recognised at a student night out where he was old enough to be their dad. Find out what gets you points on your people license. #19 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off dis...

Feb 21, 202459 minEp. 329

Super Brood

After Kai is forced to accept his eyes for who they are and Daniel offloads the many things that have been bugging him, the boys talk about the double swarm of actual bugs that will be in frenzy during their trip to America. In other news, Pokemon has been ripped off and made better. #18 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude fest...

Feb 14, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 328

Fleeced by a Groomer (Ft. Mark Nelson)

Mark Nelson of 'Absolute Cuts' joins the podcast especially to be triggered by Daniel's movie opinions. They talk about improvised moments in cinema, on set deaths and whatever happened to John Connor. Then they tap into Marks second favourite pastime, nostalgia, to remember drinking on the streets and the practical jokes they played on their friends that maybe took it a wee bit too far. #17 See Mark on tour now: Linker.ee/marknelsoncomic Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider ...

Feb 07, 202458 minEp. 327

No One's Role Model

After spending two weeks in almost darkness during a Scandinavian winter, Muggins and Cream cheer themselves up by reading through some of your many celebrity encounters. (Thanks for writing in) The boys discuss role models, or lack thereof. #16 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 Ap...

Jan 31, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 326

Name Droppers

Not a name goes undropped as Muggins and Cream go through their myriad encounters with celebrities from A-Z. From drinking their home brew liquor to drunk texting them, without an ounce of imposter syndrome to be seen. #15 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounte...

Jan 24, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 325

Picky Cannibalism

Welcome to the food tour podcast. After the well trodden track debating metric and imperial, Muggins and Cream discuss how they'd eat eachother if push came to shove. Kai tests Daniel to see how famous he thinks he is compared to other public figures. #14 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Al...

Jan 17, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 324

Louis Sea K Gull

The morning after the derby before Muggins returns with tales of an epic 24 hours eating chocolate mushies and laughing at mackems. They go digging into the logistics of how the infamous sunderalnd fan molested a seagull. #13 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10...

Jan 10, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 323

Thick as Pig Mince

Balls deep in the gooch of the year where your calendars enter anti-gravity, Muggins and Cream bring you your last podcast of 2023 to close out the year with some Christmas catch up chat. Kai quadruples down on a friend's casual racism to highlight the problem but makes it way worse. Daniel sets an early family tradition that Santa is an alcoholic. #12 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycross...

Jan 03, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 322

Julie Buttplug

Kai tries to bounce back from the day from hell on tour, sending his worldly belongings on an adventure, while Daniel has taken to shop lifting. They entertain the idea of getting railed off their wives. #11 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10

Dec 20, 20231 hrEp. 321

Rabona a Jobby

Setting up camp in Prague Muggins and Cream perfectly time an edible to come up mid episode, Daniel has a brush with Idris Elba while Kai becomes family friends with Ally McCoist. Today's ranting is brought to you by Swiss adapters. #10

Dec 13, 202354 minEp. 320

Bin Woman

Muggins and Cream are briefly back in the studio between trips to Europe, Kai needs to pretend he’s being pranked to remain civilised in a lease car exchange, Daniel tries not to be surprised when he sees women doing traditionally male jobs. The boys break a taboo and chat very openly about money. #9

Dec 06, 20231 hr 7 minEp. 319

Upside Down Pineapple

Daniel suffers rejection on his honeymoon, but only from his friends. It's ok though he made some new ones and they roped him into dancing. Imminently upon landing home Cream rejoins Muggins in Vienna to tell all of his filthy trip to the Maldives. In his absence Kai has been further establishing his own caricature. #8

Nov 29, 20231 hr 9 minEp. 318
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