Arena comics Muggins and Cream forget their roots and pick holes in their accolade moments after reaching those heights. Daniel goes wine tasting in a man's garage and Kai gets lost in the streets of Melbourne at a crucial moment in the festival.
Enjoying a couple of days off to lounge around after their bucket list Sydney Opera House gig, Muggins and Cream talk about how men avoid the mundane details of their friends' lives. Daniel has lost his family and his vape and takes the whole thing out on, you guessed it, Spain. They formulate a perfect method to be racist to any nation.
Muggins has a scrape with the Australian fauna wounding his pride as much as it wounded him physically. Cream recounts his speed awareness course and the demographic of his classmates.
Muggins and Cream are out the other end of some back to back long haulage to tell you about their time in Singapore and recent arrival in New Zealand after discussing old opinions and routines coming back to haunt you.
After the final gig of their triumphant India tour, the boys set up pod in their trailer at The Laughing Dead Festival to have a revolving door of hilarious local talent join them on the airwaves for an insight into the Indian comedy scene and some serious laughs. We were gutted this one ended abruptly to catch our flight and we'll certainly see more of these legends when we return. Featuring. Daniel Fernandes, Varun Grover & Aditi Mittal
Kai is in bed ill today so it's me, Matthew, posting again. In this episode Daniel is joined by Gareth and they both discuss their time in Vegas, fatherhood and DMT.
The boys make it back in pieces after a biblical sesh in the city of sin. With not enough time to cover the entire trip the boys briefly settle the aftermath and go back to day one to document the first half of the trip with an unintentional TBC to take you into Thursday's episode.
This one was recorded before Vegas with the best intentions of posting on the Wednesday we were out there but let's just say things went south and no-one was gonna be sat at a laptop doing admin. The first of the post vegas episodes recounting the trip has been recorded and is live on Patreon, you can get it on here from Wednesday. You'll be happy to know we're still alive and piecing our lives back together.
Muggins and Cream have no option but to try to make their inane lives a source of comedy in the still period of having our shit together before it all goes terribly wrong in Vegas. Today's rich veins of comedy include ASOS shopping and travel insurance.
After fasting 36 hours to a eat cake Daniel falls mortally ill after his sons first birthday party, bit of paraphrasing but that's what I'm picking up. Cullen joins as field medic to aid recovery and tells some stories that, as always, sound made up from the names and places.
With their better halves predisposed Elliot and Kai merge their podcasts to create one crossover episode for both platforms, enjoy your power episode of B-List Philosophers.
Cream is joined by Gareth this episode as Muggins was enjoying an extra night in France. The two talk about fatherhood, but include a lot of jokes and bits to keep it all interesting. I asked Mathew to write the blurb as I hadn't listened to it and that's what he come up with, buzzing to get stuck into this thrill ride
Muggins and Cream are joined by resident vet, OG listener and loving dad to them both, Sid Sudunagunta. They mainly discuss their relationship with food and slurs used by Neanderthals.
A high Amsterdam podcast, but not the type of Amsterdam podcast you come to expect that really trims the herd, that one we recorded later that day and will be with you on Thursday. This is the nice, happy, silly high before the wheels came off the bus. Cream points out that Muggins' childhood stories all appear like Family Guy flashbacks.
Sober Cream and sore Muggins check in with their lifestyles a week into the new year. Kai stumbles across a Geordie phrase he doesn't know whether is unique to his friends or broadly used in the North East. Daniel tries to justify big game hunting.
A silly, silly episode recorded drunk on New Years Day to launch you into 2023 with a lol. Classic Muggins and Cream at their drunken worst.
Cream battles through man-flu by cooking up hypothetical revenge on anyone who ever so slightly wronged him. Muggins should never have left the factories as he finds his calling in wrapping gifts. The pair discuss the concept of true altruism.
Muggins emerges from behind the paywall for the first time in a number of weeks, a very festive episode where Kai finally let's Christmas in, although he postpones it slightly for a discount much to Daniel's disapproval.
Muggins here, I've not listened to this one yet, all I do know is Producer Jack text me half way through saying "I hope this is a Patreon" ...it isn't. I fear this may be the end of us. Enjoy. Also available to watch on YouTube
Not so fresh from a friend and loving patron's wedding Cream and B-B-Baldy resent Kai for doing mans work while they whinge. We discover we've all been sexually harassing Cullen and have no desire to stop.
Muggins is on his way to see his football hero, Alan Shearer. Cream is trusting his instincts on Bill Gates The boys try to pass off their bad hygiene and disregard for use by dates as strengthening their immune systems. For early access to your weekly episodes, receiving them Monday instead of Wednesday, and to get an additional bonus episode every Thursday subscribe via www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries
Recorded stoned in Glenn Quagmire's bedroom, Muggins and Cream find themselves so funny they automatically assume you're going to enjoy it just us much, with a lot of chat about the art of making your friends laugh. A podcast with a spliff break, you might want to roll up for this one. (All podcasts available to watch on YouTube)
Cream points his rants in several directions, left hand people, the clocks going back, people born on leap years. NO ONE IS SAFE. Muggins has been collecting soft play items from Facebook market place, for dogs.
Muggins and his wife are going into business together and all is revealed in today's episode before the rest of the world finds out. Cream upsets mums on Instagram.
Muggins and Cream discuss the value vs effort on certain chores, the fate of anyone who wants to be in power and baby paraphernalia aimed at rich people. Cream opts to die on a hill alone about the value of sound quality when watching movies.
After waking up in Belfast, Creams road takes him to Liverpool while Muggins flies solo in Aberdeen, they regroup after their shows for this podcast. If you think you're going to learn anything from this, you've got another think coming.
Ryan Cullen's big bald head joins Cream on the podcast to discuss his optional illiteracy. Daniel remembers how he used to use Kai as a weapon. He completely misses his own pun in the intro "Reel Brutal"
It's the start of a brand new tour, time to start numbering the podcasts again. Cream is back from New York and joins Muggins in Glasgow where they will commence the first show of the "Can't" tour. They both come with fresh new do's that weren't without incident.
With the world grinding to a halt, gigs and football matches being cancelled, Mark Nelson joins Muggins on the podcast to discuss the reaction and overreaction of the royal departure. Then they complain about the stupidity of smart cars.
Muggins returns from one final music festival of the year with a multitude of mysterious injuries that he had to piece together both physically and in his own memory. Natalie begins questioning everything. Cream remembers a scene in Limitless that just wasn't OK
