Ep. 2.20 Born Again Virgin
You'll see him on Comedy Central on Friday at 10pm (Roast Battles Vs his dad) you can have him in your ears right now. Elliot Steel would have got destroyed by his opponant if he knew what is revealed on this podcast.

You'll see him on Comedy Central on Friday at 10pm (Roast Battles Vs his dad) you can have him in your ears right now. Elliot Steel would have got destroyed by his opponant if he knew what is revealed on this podcast.
The year is well underway and the Sloss and Humphries roads have parted temporarily so we will alternate the podcast with special guests until we reunite. Muggins takes this week's poddy and the guest is super special, filling creams shoes is village doylum Elliot Steel.
A double dose of Australian from the Punch-Drunk Nottingham HQ as Damo "Damagé" Clark and Nick "Cru$her" Cody jump on the podcast after an afternoon of escape rooms.
After 2 failed attempts at Podcasts Muggins and Cream get a new memory card and are joined by the same old dipshit Elliot Steel (@elliotsteelcom) to reroll on whether he's thick or not. See if he changes your mind in round 2.
After months of Muggins and Cream dropping it into conversation that their good friend, fellow comedian and avid subscriber Elliot Steel is a bit thick he comes on the Podcast as a guest to defend his honour. Terribly. Do let him know how he got on... (@elliotsteelcom)
Milo McCabe and Rickets McRickets join Muggins and Cream on the podcast for the first time after many a mention in previous poddy's as the gods land them all in Liverpool together. We discuss why Rickets chose to toss himself off while jogging on the motorwy and other such topics. Enjoy.
After a brief spell apart the tour reunites in Scotland for the final leg accross the UK. Cream gets a tattoo in New York with a Hollywood star while Muggins goes to Butlins and falls out with a florist.
After a heavy session, not much sleep and a god awful travel day complete with traffic we spare our only free hour to put together the most cranky podcast to date. By all accounts it sounds as though we hate eachother but this podcast was unbelievably cathartic. Enjoy the tones of us locking horns!
We had to skip a podcast last Thursday because we were well and truly broken by Amsterdam and unfortunately our comeback podcast from our comedown is also broken. We lost a mic half way through and have had to crank up the volume to capture both of us from one mic. It might be too tough to listen to, you might be able to battle through it. We had a lot of fun recording this one so we hope you can somehow enjoy it. This is the podcast where we find out just how hardcore you really are. Let us kno...
Muggins and Cream arrive in Amsterdam and are joined by their fellow Goats Rich Massara, Barry Castagnola and Ryan Cullen and they form like vultron to make a 5 way podcast (whilst munted) this could be awful. Thanks for trying.
After two solid days of playing boardgames Cruggins and Meame are Figh as Huck in Copehagen from picking up a ton of weed at Christiania. For ducks.
A very sleepy Muggins and Cream are in their 5th country in the space of 3 hours sleep, for those following us on instagram story or snapchat (@kaihumphries and @danielsloss) you'll be keen to know why muggins keeps asking cream if they're in the same seat. All is explained. No Muggles were harmed in the making of this Podcast.
Prague and Vienna brought the weed, the latter being that of the Sloss Express which sent the boys on a journey before they were suddenly faced with a situation they were too high to deal with. Newphamisms also return in this episode recorded from Bratislava.
Thursday morning podcast on a Thursday, childishness caused the podcast to be taken down but we are back on track and podding out of Leeds, discussing the wonderful nude portrait Jean's mam made for muggins. You may also get your horoscopes read out, it's not looking great!
Monday morning podcast on a Tuesday night. Finally raising their heads after Saturday night's drink off with a late podcast. Cream finally comes out of his resting huff to find out Muggins thought he'd been mad at him for something. Muggles, Dads and True Lies.
Muggins gets refused from the gym for being so hench while Cream gets friendzoned, or so the story is told. They visit Linda who gets up to her old tricks. The pair also recall how they each remember meeting eachother in a reboot of the old "Origins" game. Enjoy!
Muggins and Cream accidentally lodge with two lovely pensioners in Inverness on the Scottish leg of the tour. In this episode they revisit the passive aggressive, remarkably cathartic game "I love you, but..." sharing their gripes about one another.
Muggins and Cream solve issues that don't affect them with equal parts arrogance and ignorance like the toilet gender allocation. Muggles and Dads get it as usual with the added game of Truth or Lie where we each tell three stories which any could be true or false and the other has to guess which ring true.
Piss and dead frogs everwhere. The 2017 Tour has just started so it's only right that the Podcast relaunched with it. With a lot to get you up to speed on Muggins and Cream tell some of their most shameful stories from the missing months. Gareth Waugh AKA G-Tip joins the party for our reboot special!
Finally Muggins and Cream pull out of their Glastonbury come down and create a podcast to debrief what the fuck just happened, as it turns out, Cream was muntered. Lots of talk of self felating and possibly the final regular muggle corner before a pre fringe hiatus. With some top notch Dad jokes to wrap it up.
Muggins in Cream are both in Edinburgh preparing for their Edinburgh previews and took a short break from their writting to return to the podcast after a short while on seperate roads. They try to work out if Kai is old or poor (probably both) when he reminisces about his black and white TV. After a short spliff break both of their dreams come true.
High from London Muggins is joined by millenial poster boy Elliot Steel, they discuss intergrating emojis into the English language and other important topics. Note: While you're enjoying the dad jokes bear in mind that Elliot's dad is famous man Mark Steel.
Muggins and Cream briefly reunite as they both cross paths in London. Daniel tries to throw Kai under the bus with mugglery surrounding the wedding but Kai has an ace in the hole to out Daniel as the muggle of all muggles!
Cream (Sloss) is back with G-Tip (Waugh) to discuss Gareths early rap career. I'm not kidding. I honestly can't rememeber anything else that happened in the podcast.
Cream is back with Garf to talk about Creams newfound Mugglery and sobriety (temporary, don't worry), Garf being third wheeled and other such things. Enjoy.
Muggins is in his childhood home with the Cream replacement service of Tom Houghton joining the podcast. Mid Punch-Drunk run they tell tales of their very different school days and steam roller over some Muggles for good measure. They lived. They Laughed. They Loved.
Abandosam, Sam Wilson joins Muggins and Cream in throwing Kissy Long Pockets Andrew Stanley under another bus for his round dodging. It's the closing weekend of the Melbourne Festival so they recap some of their shenanigans before the horrific slaughter of some more sorry muggles.
Recorded in Muggins' gaff in China Town of Melbourne, Cream has been a poorly duck and Muggins has had a heavy Bank Holiday, the two catch up on all of their shenanigans and while they're at it, throw kissy two lips under the bus for his bad bar habbits.
Our Average Thursday podcast, recorded on Good Friday and released on a Fantastic Saturday. Muggins is looking fre$h as fuck and unfresh cream is confused. Daniel gets to the bottom of a very obscure health scare.
Brimful of Asher on the 45, some classic muggins and cream as they fly guestless unfresh from a hefty session the night before. Boardgames, lame teachers and muggle bashing. Get us in your ears and chuckle on the bus.