Muggins upsets Cream's core values with a ridiculously naive faux pas in the build up to a certain football match. Dropping this podcast off super early access as Monday will be spent with one of us celebrating and the other wallowing regardless of what happens.
Cream and Uncle Snunky become survival experts after binging on a reality TV show called 'Alone' and pack everything they've learned into this podcast / survival guide on the off chance you ever want to remain alive in the wilderness.
Muggins celebrates his birthday by discussing his love language with Cream and going over some near death experiences on his way to 38
Back on the road together in Birmingham, fresh out of isolation, Muggins and Cream discuss the cartoon characters of their youth interfering with world events, witches and wet lipped politicians.
Brave, brave boys Muggins and Cream get through another week of this deadly virus to bring you some follow up thoughts on last weeks arguments and an update on their isolation. Toothbrush debate update - Team Muggins: 8 Team Cream: 9
Cream's beloved Scotland have their fellas football team in a major tournament for the first time in 23 years within an hour of this recording. Muggins joins him with the hangover from England's win yesterday. There's a very funny story about a builder who doesn't know what day it is.
Cream recommends some excellent comedians, Muggins recounts his childhood career goals being scuppered and the pair discuss the favourite parts of America they'd like to take their ladies. Amongst discussions about toxic men doing welfare checks and when we're willing to put our morals down.
A sunny bank holiday on actual tour with a day off in London, Muggins and Cream woke up in bunk beds to record this episode packed with retirement plans to grow weed and appraisals of old movies that didn't' stand the test of time
(But really 4.20) As a nod to the original Sloss and Humphries Podcasts old Muggins and Cream stop for spliff breaks and by complete coincidence get really silly. This will go down as one of our favourite podcasts whether people enjoy it or not. Please indulge us...
Elliot joins the pod on the day of his first gig in 6 months. On the off chance comedy is no longer for him, Muggins puts him on the spot with a game, interviewing him for jobs he didn't know he applied for. The grilling didn't stop there, ending with a barrage of questions from listeners which he gets very defensive about
Niiiiiice.
THE ONE WITH JEAN As promised for 5 years of podcasting and it is worth the wait, we love this gal and you're about to find out why. She can be your best friend now too. Our team of staff at Muggins and Cream Enterprises (Muggins) is working hard to get the audition video Jean mentions in this episode so it should be available by the time you listen to this, if not check back.
The final cross continent zoom podcast before Cream heads back from Australia to record episode 4.20 in person, might even roll a doob for that occasion. In this episode Cream congratulates Uncle Muggins on his childbirth efforts.
Muggins has lost a couch and Cream has been showing a flagrant disregard for dress codes in the ongoing misadventures of your favourite podcasting buffoons.
Another lovely blether between Muggins and esteemed guest of the podcast Mark Nelson, talking about the logic behind superstitions, music to run to and ultimately uncovering the connection to Philip Schofield and a string of celebrity deaths
After trying other people in the shape of Elliot and Bart, Muggins and Cream passionately get back together for this week's regular poddy to talk about tricky crowds, stoned slip ups and why you could never marry a scouser
We got the boy Elliot Steel back on for a Muggins and Milk episode. Since they're safe behind a paywall they let the safety catch off inviting a lawsuit from a mortal enemy. Then defrost some cold takes from the worst of twitter and unpack the recent news and reactions
We have spoken to Kai's lawyers and having only listened to the first 5 minutes as he uploads this onto Patreon he'd like to comment that he denies ever crying for his mam. No further comment.
Daniel Sloss and Cameron James are back as '2 Woke Cucks' like never before as they go far left they become right, and at the same time very wrong. Listen at your own peril, the views expressed on this podcast are not for public (or private) consumption.
Cream escapes captivity and Muggins dials in to hear about freedom, after committing 10-15 minutes of mild treason they tackle the ethics of cannibalism and query why it's not traditional to give flowers to blokes.
A bumper bonus Patreon episode with comedy legend and mighty swell friend Mark Nelson joining Muggins to talk about all manners of debauchery stopping only to deal with a spewing child.
Muggins builds a pillow fort to discuss why Cream has giving up on meditation. Celebrities send sex toys to help with quarantine and their agent has a wonderful idea that could possibly have broken Daniel
Ryan Cullen joins Cream to tackle all of the hot topics in this bonus episode, here's a five minute teaser of them sticking it to little dogs, just to whet your palette before you inevitably join our patron party For the full one hour episode join us on Patreon.com/slossandhumphries
Cream is doing his quarantine in Australia before he gets back to gigging, Muggins dials in to catch up after being drunkenly exposed to horoscopes. They discuss getting buff with the assistance of water weights and dedicate a good portion of the podcast to Sam Rockwell appreciation
Muggins and Cream put down jumpers for goalposts and reminisce about all the playing out they did as kids while trespassers roam around doing the same in Cream's garden.
Dealing with drug dependancy and deal breakers in porn flavour the first Patreon early access episode with a pinch of despairing at the world and smattering of cringing at their past.
After apologising to Cream, Muggins is forced to apologise to him for a second time. They discuss missing comedy and how hard work cheating would be if they could be bothered.
Your old pals muggins and cream talking about stuff, this and that get's covered, they discuss things and laugh at sillies. Matty the pincer is the butt of yet another injustice which is always very funny. Enjoy
After discussing the legality of divorcing someone because of their looks and the reality of getting a dog, Muggins and Cream tell the story of Daniel's Tesla being eaten by squirrels.
Piggy reluctantly said yes so muggins and cream spend the podcast getting stoked for the future wedding and all the trimmings. Did someone say Stag?
