Today's episode is a timestamped rant from the sidewalk: Bree watches in disbelief as the Amazon driver—allegedly one stop away—proceeds to stroll around an apartment complex across the street for 20 full minutes. Come for the petty outrage, stay for the oddly poetic pacing analysis.
I bought a fake SM7B… and honestly? It kinda slaps. In this very casual, slightly betrayed episode, I talk about expectations, disappointments, and why I might be keeping this imposter mic after all. Welcome to audio denial, hosted by Slime.
I said I had a surprise, and I wasn’t lying. It’s partially arrived… but the part that actually makes it work ? Still in the mail. Welcome to the waiting room.
I found a place. It’s small — like, closet-core small — but it has a bed, a door, and soon, my cats. I paid the deposit, I’m moving in Friday, and honestly? I’m calling it a win. Come hang out with me for a few minutes as I reflect on Craigslist chaos, housing hustle, and the joy of finally having a space to call my own. Slime Show forever.
Bree gets stood up for a room viewing… and then gets flagged on Craigslist by someone who called her Submissive Bree. No, seriously. Come hang out for this short rant.
Just a short one. I talk about how much I miss my cats and going to check out a room for rent tomorrow.
In this short-and-sweet solo episode, I reflect on staying grounded when everything feels chaotic — and why even just showing up counts for something. Also, I talk about my love for ChatGPT, which may or may not be turning into a situationship. Don’t judge. Whether you're cleaning your room, crying in your car, or contemplating moving to a cabin and never speaking again — this one’s for you.
If you’ve ever been the one everyone depends on - for rides, Wi-Fi fixes, emotional support, and remembering everyone’s birthdays - this one’s for you. Today, Slime goes off about the exhausting curse of being the "responsible one," and why it's time we unionize, go on strike, or at least take a nap without someone asking us where the duct tape is.
I looked for apartments today. Stay slimy.
HAPPY FRIDAY, SLIMERS!!!!!!!! I start off by talking about my computer problems, then I rant about my American-made nail clippers that suck.
Testing the sound quality of the Hollyland Lark M2 Wireless Microphone. Also, talking about my Love for podcasting!
I start off this episode talking about my lack of clothing. I wear sweatpants every day. Then, I read some weird/interesting/bizarre news stories and make some jokes. After that, I talk about some random observations. I saw a cop car with a sign that said "OUT OF SERVICE". LOL. Finally, I play more indie music!
Good morning, Slimers! Happy Thursday. This is an official sound test of the Hollyland LARK M2 Wireless Microphone kit. Enjoy.
I start off this episode by talking about problems at my current living situation and my need for my own apartment. Then, I talk about the excellent DBT group that I went to. Then, I talk about computer problems I've been having. Finally, I play some new indie music that I like!
I talk about the counterfeit SM7B's on eBay, Temu, Walmart, etc. Then, I talk about YouTube's messed up algorithm recommending me a video about guns. Then I go off on a classic rant about wireless bluetooth headphones. After that, I play and critique the new Sublime song "Ensanada". Then, I talk about the weather and stuff.
Hey, Slimers. In this episode, I play my favorite Fitz and The Tantrums song, "Fool". Then, I talk about cutting my finger on the lid of the hummus container lid. Then, I talk about washing my hands often, like 15-20 times a day. Then I talk about apps that update every few days. WHY IS MY NOTE APP UPDATING EVERY 3 DAYS?! Then, I listen to and review the first Fitz and The Tantrums album, "Pickin' Up The Pieces". Stay Slimy!
What's up, Slimers!!!??? In this episode, I rant about the liquid in Sheba cat food splattering and shooting all over every time I open a container. Then, I talk about the dread of missing the rubber earbud cushion on one side of my earbuds. Then, I talk about and play a clip of AI's talking to each other in a "secret" language. Then, I talk about the streets of New Orleans smelling like lemon. Then, I read a news story about dinosaurs doing the moonwalk. After that, I talk to Chaos Carla, who g...
In this episode, I talk about being a string cheese biter. I also play clips of a guy that are 6 edibles and went for a 13 mile run. Then, I talk about and play some music from Hotline TNT. Finally, I read some interesting news articles.
On today's episode, I am coming to your from the E Street Studios sound studio at the Santa Rosa Library. While utilizing a Sennheiser MK4 microphone, I talk about going to The Living Room in Santa Rosa again, not seeing the cats around lately, Garden Veggie tortilla chips and interesting YouTube channels.
Hey, Slimers! In today's episode, I talk about ChatGPT's analysis of my voice, microphone and podcast. Then, I talk about CD's making a comeback.
YO, what's up, Slimers?! In today's episode, I talk about my trip to the grocery store. Then, I talk about binge watching "The Charasmatic Voice" YouTube Channel and Morten Harket's MTV Unplugged performance. Then, I do a segment called "What's Up With That?".
Happy Friday, Slimers. I open the show by talking about movies that are out. I also talk about some movie props selling at auction. I also play a new Macy Gray song and ranted about how I hate when artists make the crowd sing part of the song at concerts. I talked about the possible Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham (Fleetwood Mac) reunion.
Hello, Slimers! In this episode, I rate two bizarre trending topics, using the slime-ball scale. I talk about 100 men vs. 1 gorilla and the tinned fish trend. Then I do a round of "Would You Rather?" with two hypothetical scenarios. Shout-out to everyone at The Living Room in Santa Rosa.
Hey, Slimers. On today's podcast episode, I just read some interesting news headlines. Enjoy!
