John likes Sharpies. Georgi wants to lick someone's thicc thighs. Austin mentions how he lost his virginity. And our guest Nick (30 yo straight cis man)talks about sex in God's house and a terrible date he went on recently. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Austin talks about making love to pizzas. John saw Joker in theaters and was scared. Georgi interrupts Austin. And our guest Mars (26 yo mostly straight cis woman) wants farm-raised intimacy and does not have porous boundaries. Check her out on Spotify at Ciderdown! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Georgi wants to be high on methamphetamine and is embarrassed by rose quartz. Austin is like RAAAAAIIIIINNNN. John finds a partner for his movie & tv show podcast. And our guest John (32 yo straight cis man)hates first dates, didn't yank his chain for 5 years in his 20's and educates us on why you can't have sex with your cousins. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
We had a full episode, ready to go. However, after discussing it amongst the three of us, we decided against releasing it. Instead, here is a clip of John doing an impression. ENJOY! And we'll be back to our regularly scheduled content next week :D
Georgi gets nervous (and makes a surprise announcement during the Patreon break!). John does misogyny. Austin saw a movie. And our guest Chris (24 straight cis man) talks about boob kisses, his first crush and how awkward his first was.(CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Georgi loves negging. John needs a pedicure. Austin needs to book tickets. And our guest Andrew (20-yo gay cis man) talks his virginity to a porn star, going to a co-ed boarding school and more! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Georgi talks about her big lady lumps. John talks about D&D. Austin mentions Dominos twice. And our guest Antonia (28 yo straight, latinx cis woman) talks about cookies, how race plays into dating men and awkward biting. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
John doesn't know how phones work. Austin talks about the hit PBS show Dragon Tales. Georgi is having a dry spell. And our guest Carolyn (26yo, nonbinary queerdo) is, in their own words, a terrible, nonbinary butch. They perform on ImprovBoston's Harold Night with the team Mesa as well as in two indie projects, Wham Bam, Thank You Fam and NonBAEnary. Carolyn also sporadically does standup! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND D...
Austin poops his pants. John is extremely uncomfortable. Georgi believes he placenta belongs to the mother. And our guest Sticks (22 yo straight man, @sticksy617) talks about his internet fame from TikTok, how much he loves salmon and managing DMs. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
SPECIAL EPISODE: Our guest is one of the hosts of "Hooked On Weird Stuff" a new podcast where a youthful legal mind enlightens an old grizzled ex-con about weird stuff. John doesn't wear a shirt the entire episode. Georgi will send you feet pics. Austin calls out John's stupid idea. And our guest Kevin (35 yo straight cis-man) (or is he 29, or 44...) is a married dude who talks about sex at an Autozone and his "friend" train brain Craig. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY ...
Georgi talks about that time she did contact improv. John talks about puppets. Austin says his mirror would say many things if it could talk. And our guest Rose (24 yo bicurious woman) is a dancer who loves dancing and maybe got intimate with a long-haired version of Tobias Fünke. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Austin talks about D&D. Georgi loves pirates. John found a new happy place. And Brad (38 yo bisexual male) talks about compersion, the Kinsey Scale, only dating younger and getting engaged at 14. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Roger Williams was a Puritan minister who actually ended up being banished from Massachusetts for advocating of the separation of church and state in 1635 and then started Rhode Island, which became a safe haven for people of different religions... (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Georgi loves Canopy Lake Park. Austin is Antonio Banderas. John loves the movie The Great Wall. And our guest Kaytee (31 bisexual woman) talks about BDSM and sex clubs. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
John is the patriarchy. Austin talks about "squahsing". Georgi leaves early for work, so we gives us some stock voices of her to use. And our guest Molly (26 straight woman)talks about her international sexcapades in Berlin and Israel. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
John cries into an ice cream cake. Georgi has an important phone call. Austin burps. And our guest Tess(25 yo lesbian)talks about covert moving and being asked to be a unicorn. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
What do we have here....
John introduces the listeners the the binary system. Georgi sings at least 4 times. Austin finally sold his bike. And the guest Helen (24 yo straight woman) talks about seeing Nick Offerman, falling in love and wearing protection during a bj. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
John talks about wholesome PornHub guy. Austin finds out what a cake boy is. Georgi asks a fun bonus question near the end. And our guest Paul (he/him, gay/queer, 30yo) talks about how white marble is easy to bleach when cleaning up a murder. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Georgina brings up Rugrats All Grown Up, again. John brings up furries, again. Austin becomes Roz from Monster’s Inc, not again. And our guest Nicole (mid-20s, bisexual woman) talks about incels, Bertucci’s and Knuckles' big hands. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Georgi talks about her kink of people staying far away from her. John talks about how he saved a bird. Austin is terrible self indulgent. And our guest Mike talks about tacky Coach wallets and letterman jackets.(CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
John does a Micky Mouse voice. Austin gets excited for Diplo. Georgi let's a boy cry. And our guest Valentina (24 yo, straight, she/her) talks about demon boys having large members. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
John tries to sell his iPad. Georgi discusses grape surgery. Austin does seamless marketing for a vape company. Hoyt (23 yo, straight, he/him) reaffirms the cinematic perfection that is Goldmember. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Have you been meaning to listen to the podcast, but have just been too busy or lazy. Admit it, you're probably just being lazy. Well then we have good news for you! We put together some of our favorite bits from the first 6 episodes, so you don't have to listen to each episode. Although there's a lot we didn't include... so I guess you still might want to listen to them. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGE...
Georgi tries to get her dog to Juul. Austin defends Mormons. John does his sexy dolphin mating call. And our guest Ian (24 yo, straight, he/him) discusses his sexual attraction to potatoes. He's Irish. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Georgina talks about Munchausen syndrome, Austin defends his mother's honor, John talks about Ponderosa steak house again and our guest David (24 yo, gay, he/him) teaches us some Grindr lingo. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
John makes a great joke about stuffing, Georgi has allergies, and Austin reminds John why he should be a gymnastics teacher. Our guest Timmy (25 yo, gay, chicano, he/him) tells us what a gold star is and schools us on Selena. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
John speaks like Bane, Georgi loves race cars, and Austin keeps making references no one gets. Our guest Gin (22 yo, gay, he/him) schools us in our segement "I Matched With Who?!?!" and tells us why he is forever afraid of chihuahuas.
Victoria ( 46 yo, straight, she/her) talks about how she only sleeps with younger men. Austin does a perfect Shrek impression. John is NOT a fan of the Berlin Wall. And Georgi might be a "fluffer." (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
Due to circumstances, we had to grab a friend instead of a random Tinder match, so we got the best of the best. Sam (https://www.twitch.tv/ophelia_up) talks to us about trench foot, John McCain and high heels. (25 yo, gay, he/him) (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY, PTSD AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)
