What is more reliable, Scoots’ memory of watching “A Christmas Story” on VHS or the actual movie? Does Ralphie or Mikey want a fun machine for Christmas? What year is it? Sleep as this is more swirly and less surly, like a loosely defined treat. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With...
Dec 25, 2025•1 hr
Bespoke baubles or plastic production, which way will the North Pole turn? When you have a cup of coco and you get to watch square dancing does it really matter. Watch the snow fall across your dreams. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 o...
Dec 23, 2025•57 min
Ray journeys back to 1990 (and also, briefly, 1988) to recap the Disney Holiday Parade. There's dancing elves, daring stunts, and some totally radical singing, courtesy of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This episode was originally released as a bonus episode on Sleep With Me Plus. You can get more bonus episodes and help support the show by going to sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two mo...
Dec 21, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 1403
Steam plows your sleep blues away, while snow melts like Scoot's common sense. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories fro...
Dec 18, 2025•54 min
It’s a dozen of one or one-tenth of another any way you look at it, but this episode will surely be meandering as Scrooge learns about business, fiber optics, and which kind of elf has the most holiday cheer. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sle...
Dec 16, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 1402
I’ll be shopping in a clockwise direction from here on out, but everything is bound to end apple-y ever after now that I’m reunited with my favorite trader. As a special holiday treat, this episode has 2 story portions! The first is a brand new recap of the Fall 2025 Fearless Flyer. The second half is a recap of the 2022 Fall Fearless Flyer, previously released as a bonus episode on Sleep With Me Plus. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus con...
Dec 14, 2025•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 1401
As The North Pole Turns…returns for another night full of mellowriffic mellorama for you to rest too. Blitzen blitzes into game night and lots of stuff is discussed, ensuring a long winters slumber. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!...
Dec 11, 2025•56 min
A milestone for the show will be like a spoken-word lullaby as Superchill Scoots looks back on Koa’s recent road trip. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about prod...
Dec 09, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 1400
You’ll be spirited off to dreamland faster than Scoots can say, “Flimpit.” May your inner bowl of jelly jiggle and and your chimney sounds be joyous. Thanks for listening! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bed...
Dec 07, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 1399
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Dec 05, 2025•5 min
More meanderwear talk and then Scooter works his way down the list of harmless animals and somehow ends up doing his tiny #twowordimpressions ala “Mr. Smithers”, “Lord Commander”, “ Heyhey Booboo” and “Hi Ya”. Then we will float off to Toyland to hear the sights and see the sounds while Ollie and Stannie try and save the day. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s an older episode, and I do mention a few things by name (poop, clowns, authority figures, wild animals, etc). It is fairl...
Dec 04, 2025•1 hr 13 min
From the shores of the Sassagoula, I’ll make some fishy friends and celebrate some lushness. This episode was recorded on location. It’s a little looser and contains ambient noise (nature sounds, other voices, boats and buses, etc). It might not be sleepy for all listeners. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!...
Dec 02, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 1398
Tommen and Gregor and Ray and Ser Pounce will help me recap a parade that gave me a newfound appreciation for dancing in its many forms. Shout out to Hoda’s layering skills. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out B...
Nov 30, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 1397
A new series, a bit like a soap opera, unfolds against the backdrop of the North Pole in the 1950’s. More of a mellow-rama than a melodrama. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nigh...
Nov 27, 2025•54 min
I’m asking the big questions while giving thanks. Questions like, “What ever happened to rocking chairs?” and “Who wouldn’t love to be cloaked in velvet?” We put these All Intro episodes out over long holiday weekends in the US. I hope you enjoy, and thanks for listening! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! A...
Nov 25, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 1396
Taking sleepy trips into the story swamp for our story in a swamp. This episode was originally released on Sleep With Me Plus! Check out a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus . Your support keeps the show going, and there’s tons of bonus episodes like this one! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russ...
Nov 23, 2025•1 hr 12 min
Would you dance with the Doctor as you dream? Just don’t snore and dance at the same time. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime...
Nov 20, 2025•59 min
Let the lazy river of porridge carry you off to Dreamland as Chill Scoots meanders from personal essay to TV recap to straight up watching commercials. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sl...
Nov 18, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 1395
A Scene of Wonderful Solemnity will bring you peace and sleepiness as Frankie and Victor live in the Interchange of Kindness pretty well, especially for non-friennies such as themselves. This sleepified reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein talks about the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. This episode was originally released on Sleep With Me Plus! Your direct support keeps the show going and gives you access to hundreds of hours of bonus episodes like this one. Start a free trial at sleep...
Nov 16, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 1394
A seminar about the power of Fandom by the team that brought you "Bore to Win" and the "Seven Stages of Banter". Sleep should come first closely followed by health, wealth and happiness. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you lo...
Nov 13, 2025•1 hr 9 min
James and Richie meet some textured vegetable protein and discuss the merits of elasticene. My gratitude cornucopia is overflowing because of listeners like you! Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm and touches on post-Earthly existence. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story On...
Nov 11, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 1393
I’ve got Swayze on my brain and butter on my berm. Slide into a butterscotch ballpit as Buttertones drone you off to dreamland. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more a...
Nov 09, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 1392
Dream of a lush place where plants get bedtime stories as the buds bloom. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sle...
Nov 06, 2025•1 hr 3 min
An appreciation for mature vegetation will guide Scooter’s walk through the Embarcadero. Well, that and a love of public art. This episode was recorded on location. It’s a sleepy, meandering walk but there is background noise (nature, cars, other voices). Feel free to skip this one if that’s not your cup of tea! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me Sleep...
Nov 04, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 1391
I won’t put too much mustard on these instructions but there will be bricks that look like bricks and all kinds of plates as we finish up this facade. Support Orlando Parkstop and the Trevor Project ! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With ...
Nov 02, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 1390
You’ll be bored to sleep as I unbox this card game. Your dreams will unwrap like silent cellophane around clear cards. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a ...
Oct 30, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Recapping a TV movie from Scooter’s not quite childhood will be as sweet as a trick or a treat. This episode is brought to you by lasagna and chalk. Heads up, this episode does mention candy quite a bit! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep Wi...
Oct 28, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 1389
A love letter to sentient mushrooms, Cornucopia Corndowns, and Bruce Campbell will bring the lulls as Scooter remembers 2023 and takes the tram to dreamland. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories f...
Oct 26, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 1388
Sympathetic snores roll across London, Rose has a Union Jack and the Doctor sits for dinner, all as you sleep. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Th...
Oct 23, 2025•54 min
Frankie bids adieus to his family of friends only to come across a new family whose name also starts with F. It's, like, synchronicity, man. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners. You can listen to all of Frank now by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleep...
Oct 21, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 1387
