Like the sweet sounds of melodious butter, this story should melt comfortable in your sleepy ears. A real conversation with Roman Mars about bedtime stories leads down a meandering road to me pitching my challenge coin belt on a seltzer movie. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out ...
Jun 30, 2026•1 hr 10 min
Have I found the right language to describe these new horizons in brick building? Buddy, I’m not sure about anything. Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and the LEGO kit from this episode! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcas...
Jun 28, 2026•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 1456
We find out the origin of Stan’s name and it is full of numerals, running on and on like the sweet humming at the back of the fridge that keeps your dreams cool…as cool as the James Dean of soda machines. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser...
Jun 25, 2026•1 hr 5 min
The perfumed scent of dreamland will lull you off to sleep as a lullaby of bells shares another tale of Noir Chardonnay. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and a LEGO kit! Get yo...
Jun 23, 2026•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 1455
Nestle into your own personal la-lair as I try to understand a master plan that is also just an instruction manual for a different kind of I Spy game. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some S...
Jun 21, 2026•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 1454
Slip into a neon ship as Carole King takes the funk out of bedtime. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swa...
Jun 18, 2026•1 hr 2 min
Me and a teacup talk about acts of service in song in a way that’ll be as sweet and sleepy as that famous gray stuff. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and a LEGO kit! Get your ...
Jun 16, 2026•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 1453
Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for replicated apples. This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: Voyager S7 E20 (”Author, Author”). The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let...
Jun 14, 2026•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 1452
Stan and Scooter have to deal with a mac and cheesy situation full of spaghetti ohs! Heads up, there’s some descriptions of food in the second half of the episode. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if ...
Jun 11, 2026•1 hr 1 min
Our story comes to an end as Vic and Frankie get some sleep and Walton heads back to his sister. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners. This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like to hear more bonus episodes (and get episodes without ads), you can start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus ...
Jun 09, 2026•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 1451
A slew of second stories will act like steps to dreamland as my neighbor Ray talks about hotel history, walkin’ for the fun of it, and nice, flat pillows. This episode was recorded on location, so it features some background noise like air conditioning, distant voices, and traffic sounds. There’s also some brief descriptions of food near the end. If that’s not your cup of tea, feel free to skip this one and listen to one of our in-studio episodes. The show really needs your help right now. Keep ...
Jun 07, 2026•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 1450
Tonight’s story will have you dancing across the sky like the cream inside some breaking clouds. A tower watches the traffic to a magical place with mud bogs and Rudolph. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story ...
Jun 04, 2026•1 hr 2 min
Would you care for a bedtime story, m’lays? Well, we’ve got one here, care of Sundries Supervisor, that should provide a safe place to find dreamland while Scooter drones on about music festivals and a hot tub that’s all soap. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two ...
Jun 02, 2026•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 1449
Somehow my ability to explain brick-building instructions has become even more convoluted, but that’s okay because where there’s a will, there’s a forte. Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Projec t! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and the LEGO kit from this episode! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining S...
May 31, 2026•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 1448
Soft Serve vs Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream will be the swirls that ladle the cream into your dream. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place , S1 E9 (”…Someone Likes Me as a Member”) and S1 E10 (”Chidi’s Choice”). This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sle...
May 28, 2026•59 min
Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first three free. These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners. These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “The Last Book Written by a Human,” “Infinite Potential: Part II,” and...
May 26, 2026•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 1447
Wave upon tasty wave will buoy you along as Scooter tries to fill the empty pail of his mind with thoughts on loofahs, bamboo chimes, and going Full Limbic. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights o...
May 24, 2026•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 1446
Fancy boots are made for sleep and that's just what you'll do! This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place , S1 E7 (”The Eternal Shriek”) and S1 E8 (”Most Improved Player”). This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking fo...
May 21, 2026•1 hr 4 min
Scooter will cater to you with a tale as meandering and pliable as perfectly temperate butter. You might not dream about organizational double binds like Michael but you’ll certainly find the stairway to dreamland. This episode (kind of) recaps Arrested Development S1 E5 (”Charity Drive”) and Succession S1 E4 **(”Sad Sack Wasp Trap”). The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get y...
May 19, 2026•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 1445
We’ll egress through the Woods of my Not Youth and the crunch of leaves will lull you off to sleep while I try to describe the color of old paper. This episode was recorded on location. It contains ambient noise (rain, birds, leaves, wind, cars, etc.), and it may not be sleepy for all listeners. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sle...
May 17, 2026•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 1444
Bernie the Butterfly returns to the show to talk tote bags and “5 Seconds of Summer”. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stor...
May 14, 2026•1 hr 4 min
Vic prepares to receive his award for Most Resilient Person Ever but first has to take one more trip. This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners. This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like to hear more bonus episodes (and get episodes without ads), you can start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/...
May 12, 2026•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 1443
It’s time to check in to a new series that will be very sleepy and very modular as the borer-in-residence tries to get to the bottom of the very serious business of nonsense. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out ...
May 10, 2026•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 1442
Like the wild horses this should carry you away, with a smile on your face. Right to a mill named John Stuart. Heads up, this episode includes mentions of clowns. Feel free to skip this one if that's not your cup of tea. This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place , S1 E5 (”Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis”) and S1 E6 (”What We Owe to Each Other”). This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If yo...
May 07, 2026•1 hr 5 min
I’ll dance the neurosynaptic boogie woogie off to dreamland as I recap a sleepy episode of Deep Space Nine but mostly try to get to the bottom of how Starfleet cleans their uniforms. This episode (kind of) recaps Star Trek: Deep Space Nine S6 E18 (”Inquisition”). The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you lo...
May 05, 2026•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 1441
Windy Marstrap and Dewey the Dewback return to talk about diners, secret menus, and intergalactic branding opportunities. Don’t mind me, I’m just setting up this double blind blue milk taste test. Heads up, there is some discussion of meat and food products in the second half of the episode. If that’s not your cup of tea, feel free to skip this one. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast...
May 03, 2026•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 1440
Scooter and Stan make the most of their situation, with an artist’s journey right into the jaws of love. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then che...
Apr 30, 2026•1 hr
Sir Cadian’s rhythms will have you lulling off to dreamland as Scoots pays tribute to a friend and naps of all kinds. Be sure to listen to Matt Hoffman’s new podcast Bub & Pop ! And check out his newsletter, to nap, divine , for more of his work! The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones . Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Sto...
Apr 28, 2026•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 1439
Scoots is getting silly like straws and string as he reads a story about headsets and a nice kind of weightiness. These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the story “The Cave”. The book is out now on e-book, paperback, and hardback. Learn more at aiyasaya.com These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. The first story talks a lot about artificial intelligence. These episodes may...
Apr 26, 2026•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 1438
Look around at all the dreamy details in the good place. Heads up, this episode mentions clowns a few times. They are mentioned in a sleepy way, but feel free to skip this one if that’s not your cup of tea. This sleepified episode recaps the first S1 E3 (”Tahani Al-Jamil”) and S1 E4 (”Jason Mendoza”) of The Good Place . This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you ca...
Apr 23, 2026•52 min
