START WITH EPISODE 1: š¢ Listen on Spotify š£ Listen on Apple - - Youāve watched Batman vanish into the shadows... š¦ Superman stop a speeding train... š Iron Man rocket into the stratosphere... š Wonder Woman deflect bullets with the flick of a wrist... š Dr. Strange bend reality... š«Ø and Black Panther stride, unyielding, into battle. šāā¬ Nowāstep into a world where š«µ YOU š«µ fight beside **the next name** in that legendary superhero lineup: š„ CAPTAIN EJ š„ You and your superhero sidekick...
Aug 15, 2025ā¢5 min
MOMENT FROM: Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers [EP 4] Heroā¦ thereās more power inside you than youāve ever dared believeāand I think itās time you see it. That BattleBuzz Helmet? Itās more than gear. Itās a mirror. And when you look into it, youāll see what Iāve always seen in you: a Hero. This part of Captain EJ vs The Knucklers isnāt just about stealth or strategy. Itās about strengthāthe kind that starts in your mind, sparks through your body, and comes alive in the Stronghold. We'll go deeper tha...
Aug 01, 2025ā¢9 min
MOMENT FROM: Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers [EP 2] Heroā¦ thereās a reason we donāt talk about the Stronghold unless weāre already inside it. Behind two steel doors and a vault sealed as tight as can be, thereās a part of me I try to keep locked up tooāmy full strength. Youāve rarely seen it unleashed. Hardly anyone has. But in this part of Captain EJ vs. The Knucklersā¦it nearly broke loose. What happens when power meets pressure? When sound itself becomes a force of power? Come with me into the hu...
Jul 15, 2025ā¢10 min
MOMENT FROM: Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers [EP 6] PsstāHeroā¦you awake? Good. Weāre going in. No more watching from a distance. No more playing catch-up. Itās time to cross the lineābehind enemy linesāand get inside the Knuckler Compound undetected. Weāve got sleeping villains, a sky-high lab, and silver secrets shimmering in the air. This part of Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers got it all: stealth mode, rope ladders, silver goggles, and a little prank fuel for Mr. Honeybee (donāt worry, he deserves ...
Jul 01, 2025ā¢19 min
MOMENT FROM: Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers [EP 3] Heroā¦ weāve got a real problem. Dormereās grain supply is gone, the townspeople are scared, and the Knuckler Compound? It's humming with menace. No oneās seen Pinky and Thumb in daylight, but their destruction leaves a blazing trail behind. And nowā¦ the town's looking to us for answers. This isnāt just recon anymoreāitās damage control. In this part of Captain EJ vs. The Knucklers, we go incognito within the crowd to hear uncensored and unsettling...
Jun 15, 2025ā¢10 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #10 Hero, lifeās noise canāt shake your focus when your eyes are on the goal. Cut through the chaos, stand firm, and swing for successābecause triumph belongs to the focused! https://EJmissions.com Captain EJ, over and out.
Jun 01, 2025ā¢3 min
When the Elder Knucklersā lab turns into an accidental Antarctica, we race to stop their malfunctioning machine from freezing Dormere solid. With every second counting down to disaster and frost creeping uncontrolled, the stakes have never been higher. Ice wasnāt the only thing breaking, though: secrets cracked open too, hinting at the Knucklersā understanding with those mysterious tunnels. Together, we faced a cold, ruthless challenge, proving once again that when the chill sets in, we bring th...
May 15, 2025ā¢24 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #9 Hero, true friendship isnāt about avoiding stormsāitās about weathering them together with kindness and understanding. Compassion turns conflict into connection, and thatās what makes our bond unshakable. https://EJmissions.com Captain EJ, over and out.
May 01, 2025ā¢3 min
This mission started with a missing delivery guyā¦and ended with hostage negotiation, a suspicious package, and Pinky Knuckler accusing everyone of espionage. š With Warpino tracking tunnel tremors and Pinky acting like someone replaced his logic chip with a slice of rye, this emergency situation teeters on the verge of explosion. Between breadcrumb clues, half-baked theories, and some truly questionable science, we had to think fast, act faster, and keep the Knucklers from accidentally toasting...
Apr 15, 2025ā¢35 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #8 Hero, you donāt ever want to be in a position of not knowing what youāve got until itās goneāso letās cherish people we love now. I appreciate you more than words can say! You inspire me every day to be a better me and your support gives me the strength to keep challenging myself and growing. How will YOU show your appreciation to the people you love today? https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... C...
Apr 01, 2025ā¢3 min
This high-speed chase that isnāt just fastāit's personal. Hero, we have to push the EN-Vs to their limits, dismantle Pinkyās traps, and uncover the truth before others fall victim to Pinky's cruelty. This mission is a race against betrayal, manipulation, and time itself. https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent ...
Mar 14, 2025ā¢18 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #7 Hero, blinking is your secret superpower! It refreshes your eyes, boosts focus, and keeps you sharp. Donāt let screens wear you downāstay blinky and unstoppable! https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ needs your help, Hero š Grab your B...
Mar 01, 2025ā¢3 min
Hero, the Old Dormere Inn is crawling with secretsārestless spirits, eerie whispers, and a ballroom full of ghostly drama. With Mr. Honeybeeās tech in hand and your courage by my side, weāre diving headfirst into the unknown. Who knows whatāor whoāweāll uncover next? https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is.....
Feb 15, 2025ā¢11 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #6ā Hero, itās about progress not perfection. Look at the ways you can manage your self-talk: coach yourself with āYou can!ā and own your strength with āI will.ā Youāre unstoppable, and Iām grateful to have you by my side! https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent ...
Feb 01, 2025ā¢2 min
Grab your dimensional jumperāthis is not a drill. I repeat, this is real-world...or something like it! A scientist has gotten herself stuck in the sixth dimension, and itās up to us to bring her back before reality itself locks her away for good. With Mr. Honeybeeās genius tech and your steadfast courage, weāll face impossible landscapes, shifting terrains, and who-knows-what else on the other side of that portal. Remember: no distractions, no delaysāthis is a rescue mission for the ages. Letās ...
Jan 15, 2025ā¢11 min
Today, you unlock the full power of the BattleBuzz helmetāsharpened focus, superhuman strength, and a whole new way of seeing the world. What starts as curiosity transforms into pure possibility as you effortlessly display your new-found strength and agility. With Captain EJ and Harold cheering you on, you realize the real power isnāt just in the helmetāitās in you. https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reig...
Jan 01, 2025ā¢4 min
[PART 2] Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 5 --- In part two of this e-MOON-gency, we soar to the moon, only to encounter something beyond our wildest dreamsāa UFO emitting strange lights and Warpino, a very mysterious Alien. As we navigate floating space rocks and puzzling cosmic phenomena, Warpino reveals himself as a friendly but electrifying presence. With space-hugs, unexpected discoveries, and a mission that keeps getting stranger, we realize we're in for much more than just a moon rescue! https://EJmi...
Dec 15, 2024ā¢43 min
[PART 1] Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 5 --- You and Captain EJ are called in for an urgent e-MOON-gency, and things are flickering out of controlāliterally! The moon is acting up, Melodybeeās flowers arenāt blooming, and Mr. Honeybeeās satellites are glitching. With everyone buzzing in his ear and even Roger throwing secret satellites into the mix, Captain EJ must figure out if itās a possible alien invasion or just a lunar light show gone wildāall before the moon goes completely dark! https://EJmission...
Oct 15, 2024ā¢31 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #5 Hero, some things are better left unsaidālike harsh words or too much focus on āI.ā But kind, truthful words? Those should always be spoken. So hereās mine: youāre the only Hero Iād want by my side, and Iām grateful for you every day. https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, an...
Oct 01, 2024ā¢4 min
Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 4 --- In this twisting and turning mission, Captain EJ receives an unexpected emergency call from his trusty pup, Cadette. What starts as a simple dig in the backyard turns into an extraordinary discovery of medieval ruins! With Cadette's keen nose and the aid of Mr. Honeybee's ingenious inventions, the team uncovers an ancient underground city. But the adventure takes a dark turn when they stumble upon a hidden connection to the nefarious Knuckler brothers. How will you and...
Sep 15, 2024ā¢28 min
The Transformers await! Relax and enjoy this story read by CAPTAIN EJ šŖ Next up: Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ needs your help, Hero š Grab your Battlebuzz Helmet...it's time for battle. Listen to Episode 1: š¢ Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify š£ Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple ________________ š PERSONAL...
Sep 01, 2024ā¢10 min
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles awaits! Relax and enjoy this story read by CAPTAIN EJ šŖ Next up: Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ needs your help, Hero š Grab your Battlebuzz Helmet...it's time for battle. Listen to Episode 1: š¢ Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify š£ Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple ___________...
Aug 15, 2024ā¢10 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #4 Hero, weāre the perfect teamālike peanut butter and jelly! True friends build each other up, love you for who you are, and make you feel like a superhero just for being you. Youāre the best, always. https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ...
Aug 01, 2024ā¢2 min
Naruto awaits! Relax and enjoy this story read by CAPTAIN EJ šŖ Next up: Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ needs your help, Hero š Grab your Battlebuzz Helmet...it's time for battle. Listen to Episode 1: š¢ Spotify - https://bit.ly/EJ-spotify š£ Apple Podcasts - https://bit.ly/EJ-apple ________________ š PERSONALIZED STOR...
Jul 15, 2024ā¢10 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #3 Hero, lifeās challenges have made me strongerāeven the ones Iād never choose. Making it through proves our strength. Whatever comes our way, I KNOW weāve got this. https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ needs your help, Hero š Grab your...
Jul 01, 2024ā¢2 min
Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 3 ---- Fingerprints are being swiped right off the hands of innocent victims! Who is the perpetrator? Thumb through the case file and join Captain EJ on this emergency case with your very own Private Eye to assist. https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ needs your hel...
Jun 15, 2024ā¢21 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #2 Hero, one positive thought can change everything. Start your day with a powerful thought, and let success ripple through every moment. Iāll do it tomorrowājoin me? https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ needs your help, Hero š Grab your...
Jun 01, 2024ā¢2 min
Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 2 ---- Sally Smith is STUCK once again! This time it's not at the hands of Pinky and Thumb but her own stubborn refusal to look away from her work for even a moment. We rush to Sally's aid and find her stuck in a corner with her eyes and arms crossed, ready to give up. Instead of that, we give her eyes some much needed technological TLCāthanks to Mr. Honeybee's proprietary googly-eyed glasses massagers. We make Sally laugh and, in short order, have to claw her away from her ...
May 15, 2024ā¢15 min
Captain EJ's Notes from the Field | Transmission #1 Hero, Iāve learned to only compare myself to who I was yesterday. Small steps forwardāthatās what matters; and you can never go wrong by focusing on what matters. https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent is...EVIL. Captain EJ needs your help, Hero š Grab your ...
May 01, 2024ā¢2 min
Captain EJ 911 - Ep. 1 ---- We have not ONE but TWO Pinky's on our handsāand not our little fingers either! Together, with Mr. Honeybee at Command Center we use our sharp interrogation skills, an iris scanner, and our sticky suits to restore peace in Dormere once again. https://EJmissions.com _________________ Join Captain EJ on his biggest mission yet... Captain EJ battles The Knucklers, whose reign of terror has just begun š They're armed with technology, scientific genius, and their intent i...
Apr 15, 2024ā¢15 min
