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Giveaway details start at 1:06:17 if you don't want to listen to a ton of vulgarities that would get me blacklisted from every internet algorithm if I dare repeat them here. Content warning: ableist, homophobic and racist language. Now why would you play a game with that stuff for a celebration episode Brett? Lack of foresight mostly.
God gamer hours
How good are we at counting? What are we gonna spend infinity coins on? Will Brett ever defeat Grandma's Triangle Jump Puzzle Game? Maybe all of these questions are answered this episode but I wouldn't count on it.
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We get absolutely obliterated and then some freaking jerk makes us do a logic puzzle. At least we got to partake in the wonders of public transportation.
We get the 6th Star Piece and then we get the 6th Star Piece and then we listen to some sick beats while chilling at the pond. Nothing can break this vibe, except maybe that dude what keeps talking about them crystals.
Man, this one even has jiggle physics.
Brett plays the two games submitted to the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Game Jam that he didn't make. Capcom look the other direction. Resident Devil President Evil Brett's game Darn Souls
In which we learn about Mario species phylogenetics and then Brett goes into the woods.
We spend some time doing stuff that gets sucked into another timeline and then we raid the palace in our quest to destroy the monarchy and make new friends. Specifically with this freaking giant bird.
We learn about some sort of monarchistic coup happening in Nimbus Land but that ain't our problem, we gotta go race. Probably Jam 2021 Skeleton House Podcast Patreon
We climb up a cliff to climb up a beanstalk to climb up some vines to end up with our freaking heads in the clouds. Well I guess not just our heads, the rest of us is there too.
This little guy packs a punch. And another punch. And then like at least two more. Also he has zoning fireballs.
Check Land's End off the list baby! As a reward for making it through what is possibly the longest area in the game we get to see a little dude shake its booty.
This is the film auteur episode. We talk about Little Shop of Horrors, Joe Dirt, and how babies have a freaking hole in their skull. Interspersed throughout is the extinction of a species. Also Jess accidentally says 'oh doody' at one point.
If you don't acknowledge your gambling problem it's the same thing as not even having one.
We complete our journey through the sunken ship, and then things get uncomfortable. We could easily make it not uncomfortable, but we quintuple down because we're not cowards. We gotta see where this is going. Here's the itch.io link for the Probably Work Game Jam
Some of us at the Audio Only Let's Play Discord are up to our old tricks again and we're doing a simultaneous episode on the classic-style roguelike Brogue. Our little man is a freaking @ sign. Versian Chronicles - Kai Lee Cain Lokathor's Audio Only Let's Plays - Lokathor TroytlePower Presents: The Power Play-Throughs Podcast, with TroytlePower - Gee I dunno, who could this one possibly belong to...
Hey Brett this is a video game podcast, what the heck are you doing? Frick you, this is just modern Number Munchers. And I'm drinking chocolate milk during it because I am an adult man who is allowed to make decisions for himself. Listen to Daniel Kow and Brian Cow drink milk here: Milkin' It: A Flavored Milk Review Podcast
Brett breaks the mould and instead of playing a good indie horror game that is about an hour long he plays a not very good indie horror game that is about an hour long.
If you ever need some people to come ace an escape room with you, you know who to call. We complete about 400 discrete puzzle rooms in this episode so you know that those neurons are firing on all cylinders. Also we punch some ghosts.
We trek through the beautiful Star Hill and see some sentimental wishes from folks all across the Mushroom Kingdom and beyond, and then we head to Seaside Town which is full of clones of that kid in 3rd grade whose favourite pastime was licking doorknobs and melting ants with a magnifying glass.
Time to head back to the Mushroom Kingdom! And not much else! (Except the secret I slapped on the end)
What's the one that goes 'doo do do doo do do doo do do doo'
My computer killed itself to try and keep this episode from you, but I persevered. Weddings are always stressful.
We move through Booster Tower and talk about Pokémon, childhood neglect, and Tay Zonday (again). Someone more talented than me please mash up the New Zelda Forest Temple Music and Chocolate Rain. Eh reh
We are just as good at driving minecarts as we were at driving cop cars last season. Which is to say, absolutely flawless.
50% of this episode is us being far too out of it for the lore dump that we are receiving and the other 50% is us being the correct amount of out of it for feeling self conscious about the accents that the game is placing upon us.
We're gonna solve Rose Town's arrow problem and get to the bottom of what the hell is up with these Donkey Kong lookin' guys. Or, I dunno, at least one of those things.
Steve and Jess get vored in the sewers and Brett reminisces about an extremely creepy in retrospect Canadian children's social media site. After that we meet up with Mallow's grandfather and experience revelations rivaling the climax of Deadly Premonition. Ok well maybe they're not quite at that caliber.
