Before we get to the show, if you want to listen ad-free, go to gzmshows.com slash subscribers. That's gzmshows.com slash subscribers. Listen up. They call you the Child Catchers. Time to earn that title. An unidentified female is inside Whittier Corp carrying fake credentials. She was last seen in the company of Cyrus Anders. The building's on lockdown, so I want every floor scoured, starting with the barracks. Be careful. We know she has abilities. We believe she's one of the four.
Sir, do we know what her abilities are? Is she dangerous? Just do your jobs. Yes, sir. The monarch is on her way to Juno right now. When she gets here, I don't want to disappoint her. Which means you don't want to disappoint me go I Didn't think Anything could give me the heebie-jeebies more than a room full of cots for kids. Until I walked into a room full of rotting cribs. They kept babies in here? Yep, they all stink clink.
My bedroom for the first two years of my life. What is that smell? It's mold. How can you tell? My eyes are itchy. Mold, spiders, rats. When it comes to gnarly, the stink clink does not discriminate. What kind of monsters leave babies in here? I don't think it was this bad back in the day. But since Whittier lost the mojo to make more wit kids, there's no need for a nursery anymore.
Now it's just where they throw us for a timeout when we... misbehave. Wow. Creepy much? Your attention, please. Whittier Laboratory has implemented a temporary lockdown. Your safety is our highest priority. Keep calm and remain in place until further destruction. That can't be good. Magnus, a lockdown means all the exits are sealed. You guys better head to Zaslow's office. If you don't get into the database, this has all been a bust.
What about you? I'll distract tell Jerko on fuego. That means jerk on fire. I got that. Hey, Ivan! Whoa, look out! Robot arms! Yes, Casey Dupree. Can you reach down a little lower for me, buddy? A little closer so I can hold your hand and talk. Woman to artificial intelligence. That's a good boy. I just wanted to let you know that as of now, my credentials are no longer fragged.
Your credentials are no longer flagged. What's she doing? It's her power. Watch and enjoy. Thank you, Ivan. Not only that, but I might need to use my credentials in two places at the same time tonight. And that's a-okay, too. Perfectly acceptable for Casey Dupree to use her full overflow credentials in two places at once. Oh, and Cyrus Anders is cool, too. Cyrus Anders is cool, too.
Sweet. You're like the robot whisperer. You should see what I can do with a garage full of trucks. Too bad Magnus isn't made of wires. One touch from Casey and his whole body would short-circuit. Sort of like what she does to you, Sai. No. We should move. Good call, Sci-Fi. If you cats want this break-in to become a break-out, you'd better book. Catch you on the flip side. Not 100% sure what you said, but thanks, Casey.
And be careful. We'll start here in the barracks. Make sure you search every room, cupboard, and crawl space. Casey? Inside voice. Geez. Why are you always yelling? I'm trying to read here. How did you get out of the nursery? This dumb fire starter I know threw a temper tantrum and kinda sorta melted the door. I just walked out. Then why are you still here? This is my home, Magnus. Just like you said, I'm just sitting at home, reading a book, like you do.
Do you like to read? I'm almost done with this one, so I'm trying to decide what I should read next. Stop trying to stall us. Where's the girl? Are we on this again? You locked me in the room. How would I know anything? Wait until the monarch gets here. You're gonna look back on this moment and wish you'd made a better choice. So this is Zasla's office?
The wick kids sleep in a dungeon, and he gets a nice corner office with a cappuccino machine. How are you holding up? Pretty good, minus the fearing for my life part. I mean, it's kind of fun playing detective with you again. I was thinking the same thing. Greetings from Ivan. Still getting used to you, dude. Little warning next time? I apologize, Casey Dupree, number two.
Casey Dupree No. 1 wanted me to tell you and Cyrus Anders that you have approximately four minutes to, quote, get the goods and splitski, end quote. Got it. Okay, let me just... Here's the login screen. Do your thing, password wizard. Shut up. I love it when you hack stuff. You and Casey together would be like the greatest female super team since... Seriously, shut up. And...
We're in Whoa, that's a lot of files Okay, you start copying the files to the flash drive and I'll log on again over here and help Because my sister has superpowers, and so does my girlfriend. Oh, is she your girlfriend now? Did I just call her my, um... I'll take care of the folder with the video footage. I'll go through the database. Looks like a bunch of names with photos. Look at this! Footage of WitKids in action! This guy's climbing the Grand Canyon using just his fingertips!
Did she just jump off the Empire State Building? Do you see me in any of those videos? No, but check out this kid jumping over a tank in Budapest. Holiday, they're all over the world! I know. I'm looking at names and photos of kids from every Whittier lab on the planet. But I'm not here. Neither is Badger. What are the two columns? Successful and failed. Failed wit kids? They didn't survive. The failed ones all have a date of expiration. Does it say why? Medical, cause unknown...
Cyrus, I'm not on the list. Are you sure? No pictures of me either. What does that mean? They called you one of the four. Maybe the four are not wit kids. But- If I didn't come from Whittier, where did I come from? Do you know that GZM Shows has a YouTube channel? Right now, all of Six Minutes, Becoming Mother Nature, GZM Beats, and Cupid and the Reaper are up. And they're in these, like, beautiful playlists. They have this fun audio waveform visual. And best of all, you can turn on captions!
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