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S1 E78: Six Minutes to Stop the Catchers

Nov 26, 20189 minSeason 1Ep. 78
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Holiday, Brynleigh and Badger concoct a plan to escape from the WhittierCorp Childcatchers. For more great shows, visit GZMshows.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ivan has alerted security. Been nice knowing you, Casey. We are dead meat. We're the livingest of living meat, Cyrus. Just relax. What are you going to... Casey, no! Don't touch Ivan, he'll probably alarm... Ivan, dear. We don't need security. Everything is perfectly fine. Apologies. Casey Dupree. Unreal. Ivan went away. How did you... Oh, you did the thing. I did the thing. Sent a teeny tiny electric jolt to Ivan's mainframe. Not enough to short him, but to...

Relax him a bit. Like laughing gas at a dentist's office? Exactamundo. How else do you think I'd come and go from here as they please? Um, general coolness? So are we going to make hot cocoa and talk about Ivan all night or are we going to figure out how to save your sister? Start searching your quadrants. Blizzard or not, we're not leaving here without Badger. OMG, now what, Holiday? The child's catchers are right there. And the cute one says he's going to burn down the forest.

Okay, I have some good news and some bad news. Well, actually, they're both the same news. What? Look up in that tree on the left side of the snowmobiles. What are you- Bruce! Holiday, you have to save him! Now, use that skateboard or something. One, it's a hoverboard. And two, how do you expect me to do that without the child catchers seeing me? They're literally standing between me and Badger. We need a distraction. Good idea.

Yoo-hoo, army man. I'm lost in the woods. Can you help me? Brindley, are you crazy? Seriously, we get out of this alive. I'm gonna kill her myself. Come on, hubby, let's go. We have no idea what Brinley is thinking, hubby. But we need to get past the snowmobiles over to Badger in that tree. And we can't let the child catcher see us. Great. Now let's hope Brinley knows what she's doing too. Tell me about it. Hi, I'm Mr. Army Man. Could you help me? What are you doing out here, kid? Kid? Um...

So I live just over there and I came outside to find my dog, but I got all turned around in the snow. Have you seen this boy anywhere? Oh, hmm. Let me take a good look at... No, I don't think I have. Is he missing? Was he... Kidnapped? We're trying to find him. If you know anything about where he is, it's best to tell us. It's just me and my dad around here. And Bruce, of course. He's the dog. We don't see too many people.

Are you in, like, high school? You look so familiar. That's it, hubby. Low and slow till we reach that tree. And ignore Brinley's Jedi mind trick over there. Perfect. Thanks, Javi. I'm gonna climb into the tree so we don't attract any more attention. Stay close. I see you. Stop where you are. Stay away. holiday like I said it's okay I'm here with your sister yeah I see her what's she doing she's trying to distract some guys you're in trouble badger

We're actually working together this time to save you. Who are those guys? They're called child catchers. You're the one who told me about them. Why are they looking for me? They're looking for both of us. They just don't know who I am. But you... Both of us? Why? Who... Who are we? I'm sorry. I've been wanting to tell you, but I knew you couldn't keep it from your... Uh...

Sister. But now that she knows, I can tell you. It started about a year ago. I woke up in this hospital and I didn't have a clue who I was. So what's your name again? Uh... Do you work out? Do you hunt? Do you ever stop yapping, little girl? We're looking for this missing boy. If you can't help us, then... Little girl? I'll have you know. Enough. Men, let's try those trees over there. No! Excuse me?

You seem pretty insistent on where we should and shouldn't look for a boy you haven't seen. You're not as lost as you'd have us believe. Now are you? I don't know what you mean. what are you doing i was just thinking you look awfully chilly in this blizzard maybe you'd like to i don't know warm up Well, that applies to weight loss too. Introducing VOI, the last weight loss program you'll ever need. VOI uses science to help you drop the weight and maintain results for life.

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