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S1 E37: Six Minutes of Breaking and Entering

Jul 04, 201810 minSeason 1Ep. 37
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Summary

Holiday and Cyrus sneak into Brinley’s cabin to retrieve Holiday's stolen phone, joined unexpectedly by Casey. After navigating the remote location and Brinley's heavily taxidermied house, they locate the phone just as Brinley's dad returns, increasing the tension and risk of getting caught.

Episode description

Holiday and Cyrus sneak into Brynleigh’s house...but they’re not alone. For more great shows, visit GZMshows.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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you like us. Was that a bear? No, that's a wolf. That doesn't make me feel any better. Holiday, are you sure we have the right address? I can't see Brinley living way out here in the woods. Yeah, well, there's her house. Or cabin. Smack-dab in the middle of nowhere, Alaska.

Tell me again why we rode our bikes all this way when the hoverboard you have chained up in our garage can fit two people? Cyrus, I'm trying to do normal, remember? A flying device with a mind of its own doesn't exactly fit the bill. but breaking into Brindley's house at night does. Can I help it if she stole my phone? Look, we know she has her private oba lessons tonight, so she's not home. Come on, we're finally here. Let's figure out how to get in.

Hands up so I can see them. Casey. You should have seen your faces. That wasn't cool. Sorry, spring break. Spring break? What? It's a holiday. Kinda. What are you even doing here, Casey? I should be asking you that, Mr. C. in the lab at five. Uh, oops, did I forget to cancel? I went to your house to be like, um, hi, but when I got there, you guys were taking off on your bikes.

So you followed us? That's... Stalker-ish? Maybe a little. I just wanted to see what was so important that Cyrus would blow me off for it. I really thought I cancelled. All good, Sci-Fi. So who lives in Abe Lincoln's log cabin? And why are we standing outside staring at it? Come on, let's ring the bell. No! No, don't ring the bell. Hang on a sec. Are you guys breaking in?

You know that breaking into someone's house is a crime, right? It's called breaking and entering. And Cyrus, if you got caught, they'd probably suspend you and kick you off with the robotics competition team and- This is Brinley's house. Say no more. I'm in. But you just said- It's Bryn Lee. She's asking for it. So what's the plan? Trash her room? Switch the hot and cold water in her shower? She stole my phone. I need it back. Oh, then she's definitely asking for it.

How do we get in? Casey, you don't have to. Someone's still in the house. I thought you said they'd be gone. I said I hoped they'd be gone. Hoped? They're opening the garage. Hide behind those bushes. That must be Brindley's dad. He's leaving. How big do a truck's tires need to be? Seriously. Quick, under the garage door before it closes. Right behind you! Cyrus, hurry! It's about to shut! Slide! Please, God, let my one year of T-ball pay off in this moment.

slide into home, Cyrus. There's no skin left on my butt. Yeah, but we're inside the house. Can you guys- Do you see anything? A little. Sci-Fi, you okay? Where are you? Just waiting for someone to tell me that isn't a real bear staring me down. Nah. This place is a full-on taxidermy heaven. Mooseheads, stuffed wolves, deer. Is that a raccoon? I think it might have been their cat. Kate, that's just nasty. Check out all these trophies.

alongside pictures of Brinley holding the trophies. First place, academic decathlon. First place, Alaska State Spelling Bee. Gold medal, most annoying, ten years in a row. She got my vote. I'm going to find her bedroom. See if my phone is there. So, here we are. Yep. You and me. Alone. In the dark. Uh... Ah! Oops! Sorry, I didn't mean to. It's okay. So, what's so important about Labor Day's phone anyway? By Labor Day, I assume you mean holiday?

You pick up fast. Is her phone really worth risking a rest? Kinda. I mean, there's private stuff on there. Texts from my dad and stuff. He works on the military base, so... I wish I had a brother who'd break into a house for me. Yeah, well, Valentine's Day is worth it. Huh? Oh, I was just doing what you did. Uh, holiday... Valentine's Day? No? Never mind. You crack me up, Cyrus. I do?

The phone, right here, on the bookshelf. I thought I saw something wedged between the books. That is it. Holiday, we found it. Oh no. You found my phone? Shh! Brinkley's dad. He's back. Already? What do we do? Quick, behind the couch. Someone in here. You have to the count of three to show yourself. where you will end up like one of these here animals on the wall.

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