The Red Sox swept the Guardians and god damn are they playing good ball. It's just Jared, Jake, and Coley today as Tyler is on vacation, Pat is hammered, and Pete's covering hockey. We break down the sweep of the former first-place now second-place Guardians game by game and award another Klark's Ketchup MVP to someone who it feels like really needed it. Jared explains why Jarren Duran is now the Red Sox leadoff hitter and if you think otherwise you're wrong. The bullpen trust list is coming bac...
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 45 min
Special guest Pat Light joins us tonight and breaks down his net worth in detail. Jared and Pat also discuss their respective relationships with Sandra. The guys break down the state of the bullpen and where they’re at mentally. We also talk about how hard it is to sweep a major league team no matter how bad they are, especially when half your lineup is your minor league roster in the last game. The Red Sox are about to head into a GAUNTLET up until the All-Star break and we’re not scared, we’re...
Jun 23, 2022•1 hr 51 min
The Red Sox took two out of three from the first place St. Louis Cardinals and the vibes are positive heading into the pod. With the Celtics' season ending this week, everyone knew that all the attention is now focused on the Red Sox and they did not disappoint. Smooches dominated yet again, Bogaerts had another outstanding series, and Trevor Story won his second Klark's Ketchup MVP of the year. Jared had an eventful weekend with Johnny Damon sleeping over his apartment, NESN wanting him to jump...
Jun 20, 2022•2 hr 33 min
We're coming into the pod with a bad taste in our mouths after dropping the last game of the series to the A's. The Sox still won the series and are 8-1-1 in their last 10 series, but you can't help but feel like they let one slip there against a TERRIBLE A's team. Trevor Story is in a big-time slump and looks lost at the plate ever since he exploded for seven home runs against the Mariners and White Sox a few weeks ago. Jared and Tyler weigh in on what their concern level for Story looks like r...
Jun 17, 2022•1 hr 21 min
The Red Sox won their third straight series on the road and improve their record to 8-2 on this west coast trip. That's incredible. Jared, Tyler, and Jake break down the dominant west coast trip and have another KK MVP discussion that calls for the opinion of a certain former member of the program. We discuss the terms and conditions around saying it on June 28th, Tyler being suspended from Twitter, Raffy crushing ice cream cones postgame, and look ahead to the A's coming to Boston. For the thir...
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 49 min
The Red Sox dropped the final game of a four-game series against the Angels but it's hard to be upset about it. This snaps a seven-game win streak for the Sox where they pitched well, hit well, came up big in clutch situations, and generally looked like a team that's built for the postseason. Especially with Bogaerts and Story getting the night off, you can't help but feel like this was one you didn't NEED to win. Jared and Tyler break down the situation with Garrett Whitlock. Is he a starter? A...
Jun 10, 2022•1 hr 58 min
The Red Sox are BACK to being a .500 ball club after sweeping the A's but we're sure as hell not saying it. Yankees fans are all up in Jared's mentions for acknowledging the fact that the Red Sox are in a wild card spot right now even though the Yankees have won the division once in the last 10 years. We also have such a heated Klark's Ketchup debate that we need to call on the assistance of a former member of the podcast to help settle it. Hint: his name rhymes with Foley Nick. Jared and Tyler ...
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 18
The whole squad is back for Episode 17. Pete hungoout with Steve the night he said it, Pat broke up with Sandra, Jared's buzzed after the game, and Tyler needs to wake up in two hours. The Red Sox also split a two-game series with the Reds and Pat and Pete still need to give their takes on the Steve situation. Pat had seemingly squashed his beef with Steve before tonight's episode, but it seems like there could still be some bad blood after the events that transpired over the weekend. Jared and ...
Jun 02, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 17
The Red Sox lost a five-game series against the Orioles and everyone knows whose fault it is. Steve, why did you have to say it man? The Red Sox were up 8-2 in the seventh inning on Friday night and Steve said it. The Red Sox proceeded to give up 10 runs over the next three innings and blow an easy W against the last-place Orioles. For anyone that is still thinking about saying it, don't. June 28th is the date that the Red Sox need to be above .500 by and the date you can say it. If you need to ...
May 31, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 16
The Red Sox took two out of three against the White Sox and some ASSHOLE said it. We won't be saying his name on this podcast because we can't in good faith support someone who said it, but besides that he's honestly a pretty good guy. If you're itching to say it like we are, we give you some pretty good remedies that should help suppress your urge to say it until June 28th. Rafael Devers has the most hits in the league, Julio has the highest average in baseball by a wide margin, the Sox are 11-...
May 27, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 15
If you're listening to this episode and expecting us to say it, you're shit outta luck. Check back on June 28th if you want to hear us say it because before then, we're not saying shit. The Red Sox just swept the Mariners in a four-game series at Fenway where Trevor Story hit five goddamn home runs and drove in 13 runs and you better believe we're absolutely dousing him in Klark's Ketchup. Franchy Cordero also hit a walk-off grand slam to complete the sweep against Seattle. That was pretty cool....
May 23, 2022•2 hr 20 min•Ep. 14
Pat and Tyler rejoin the pod and the Boston Red Sox have won two series in a row. You won't find anyone on this podcast saying we're back; not a chance. But it feels pretty good winning two series in a row, especially when you close it out with a goddamn Nicky Smooches complete game. It was a Klark's Ketchup worthy performance by Nick Pivetta in the rubber-match against the Astros and feels like the type of moment that could turn a season around. Just to be clear thought, not back. Pat reads som...
May 19, 2022•2 hr 32 min•Ep. 13
The Red Sox finally won a series and no one is here to talk about it! Jared and Jake are doing the pod solo today to break down the Red Sox/Rangers series from this weekend. We're finally able to give out a Klark's Ketchup series MVP so definitely tune in for that because they've been hard to come by this season. Jared also answers questions from listeners on Twitter about the podcast, the Red Sox, Pat's 12-Pack, his prom night, and a lot more! If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, ...
May 16, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 12
After a promising start to the short series in Atlanta, the Red Sox found a way to blow Game 2 and come out of the series with a split. The Red Sox are technically still undefeated with beardless Cora (since he got ejected in the sixth inning of Game 2), but a horrendous missed call and lack of reliable relievers spoiled what could've been a turning point for this team. Instead, they drop the second game and lose another contest that seemingly could've been won if they had a legit closer. Jared ...
May 12, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 11
The Red Sox got swept this weekend to extend their losing streak to five games and take sole possession of last place in the AL East. Sick. Jared and Tyler talk about the Red Sox' nine blown saves on the season and how many of them could've been wins if they had a legit closer. We also talk about how Devers, Xander, and JD are the only guys doing anything on offense and none of their contracts have been extended. Jake got his first opportunity to go on the field at Fenway and meet the players an...
May 09, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 10
We've been catching some heat on the pod for not criticizing the team and holding them accountable, so that's exactly what we do in this episode. Jared debuts a brand new segment where everyone has to say something bad about the Red Sox. It's tough that we've gotten to this point but at the end of the day when you're playing bad you're playing bad. We're not giving up on the season yet and this is still a team come September that could be in the mix, but you have to acknowledge a bad start when ...
May 06, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 9
The first in-studio episode of {Name Redacted} podcast is here! Jared, Pete, and Jake are in studio with Pat and Tyler on Zoom to discuss the repeated dick-kickings that the Red Sox handed out all weekend. From the Sawamura overthrow to the post rain delay offensive onslaught by the Orioles, this series for the Red Sox was atrocious to say the least. Good thing every game so far has been spring training and the real season starts Tuesday! The guys look ahead to a much-needed home stand and previ...
May 02, 2022•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 8
Jared and Tyler are running it back for another tag-team episode as Pete is at the Bruins game and Pat has a huge dinner he can't miss. On the bright side Jake is back from the dead. On the not so bright side the Red Sox offense is nowhere to be found. Jared and Tyler break down the disaster that was the Toronto series in which the Blue Jays took three out of four from the Red Sox. What a kick in the dick that was. They talk about the lack of offense, the bullpen blowing Game 2 and how Tanner Ho...
Apr 29, 2022•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 7
Pete's watching hockey, Pat's on a plane, Jake's dying, and the Sox lost two of three in Tampa. We're in shambles. Jared and Tyler put the team on their backs and carry Episode Six by themselves. They break down what went wrong in Tampa from the lack of offense to the Story/Dalbec mishap that cost the Red Sox the game on Saturday. Garrett Whitlock was dicing in his first MLB start ever and it's hard to see him going back to the bullpen after that. Jared and Tyler discuss whether it's time to pan...
Apr 25, 2022•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 6
The Red Sox played the Blue Jays this week but we know that's not why you're here... Why the fuck was Don Orsillo not in the Jerry Remy ceremony on Wednesday? Jared gives an inside perspective on what played out between the two sides leading up to the ceremony and why a message from Don never came to fruition. The guys also talk about the unreplicable chemistry between Don and Jerry and reminisce on some of their greatest moments in the booth. Tyler claims that the Red Sox letting Don walk was o...
Apr 22, 2022•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 5
The guys are back with episode 4 and unfortunately all the Red Sox players have Covid. We break down the series split with the Twins and look ahead to the Blue Jays series where it looks like we'll be without some key players. Pete and Jared are baffled by the reaction of some fans at Fenway to Rich Hill struggling during his outing on Marathon Monday. Jared was back in the clubhouse over the weekend and shared a long hug with Xander during which he told him the Red Sox need to re-sign him. Pat ...
Apr 19, 2022•2 hr 10 min•Ep. 4
The moment everyone has been waiting on for the last three months has finally arrived; Pat's Picks are back! Pat breaks down his top 5 gothic style churches in western Europe and you won't believe what number five turns out to be! Since this also a Red Sox podcast the guys get into some Sox talk as well. We talk about Ryan Brasier and the home run he gave up to Javy Báez, the lack of Sox offense through their first four games, the offensive explosion in games two and three of the Tigers series, ...
Apr 14, 2022•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 3
We're back with episode 2 and we have an even worse name for the show than we did before. On the bright side, the Red Sox salvaged the series in the Bronx and took a game from the Yankees on Sunday Night Baseball. The guys break down their first impressions of the team, who looked good and who didn't, Gerrit Cole crying about starting four minutes late, Kutter Crawford's extremely solid performance, Jake Diekman absolutely shutting down the heart of the Yankees lineup to win Game 3, Garret Whitl...
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 36 min
The most downloaded Red Sox podcast in the world is back! Jared Carrabis, Pete Blackburn, Pat Light and Tyler Milliken are your new hosts of that podcast that everyone knows the name of but we can’t really say it so we’ll keep using placeholder names until people decide to stop being assholes. Jared kicks off the first episode *cough* (455th episode) *cough* by introducing Pat as a returning host, Pete as a returning OG host and Tyler as a brand new host. The discussion quickly shifts to Pat not...
Apr 08, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 1
The Sox are back and so is Jared. This time, he's bringing some old and new friends along for the ride. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 06, 2022•4 min
