SIT BACK AND LISTEN TO THIS CLASSIC EPISODE OF SAMPC FEATURING TWO OF OUR FAVORITE HUMANS TO EVER EXSIST CHRIS AND MELISSA WUTZKE THE #NOOFFENSE PODCAS!! feb 2020: Mourning the lost of his favorite Brooklynite, Pop Smoke, Bobby Moore has grown sick and has developed the Corona Virus, so our good friends at HTNOS have stepped in to crush another episode of SAMPC! Chris and Dutch try and wrangle the herd of cats that are Adam and Bobby's show notes, while learning something about what they call "u...
Mar 05, 2024•1 hr 16 min
you fuck with the beach boys? would you date a porn star? is Trump really selling shoes? are they racist? shout out to the black ones. we talk about Deadpool. what are you doing with 100 million dollars. which super power would you take outta three? Which one of these titles do you like the best? Allocated in the Bushes. Big Jong Un Energy, the Black Ones, Mu Qu You, Sleepytime Daddy Juice, Fifanually Steebul, Naked and Conspired? Should we still podcast? Reach out to us and tell us what you thi...
Feb 25, 2024•1 hr 36 min
Yeah yeah.. we're back.. don't make a big deal about it. would you own a folding TV? some stuff has happened since we've been locked up, we talk about a large football game, and awards for music but mostly we talk about Bobby Moore's fashion choices of the past, our favorite hip hop artists, Chinese things, and what we'd tell our 16 year old self if we had the chance. We are so thankful you've been patient with up.. thank you. enjoy this episode baby girl. show us some stuff, DMs are open. SAMPC...
Feb 19, 2024•1 hr 33 min
Jan 26, 2021: 17 hours into a wild THC binge the boys get together with nothing but hot chocolate and a dream and record a BANGER of an episode. Earth shattering questions like, Do you fart on the first date? did they really find a dinosaur butthole? how did they know it’s a butthole? and other brain busters. Bobby and Adam discuss the upcoming NFL Draft, the new coaching hires and how busted the 2014 draft was. roll one up and enjoy this, the way we did. SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circ...
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 34 min
Hey guys, we'll be back next week unfortunately some real life shit came up and we had to bail on recording this week. SO! we decided to share the very first episode Bobby Light joined us for all the way back in 2016! TRIGGER WARNING, this is pre-creature Bobby, this is pre mind break Adam and this is pre family Rob.. you have been warned, that being said, we're all better people now and so grateful that we aren't these three idiots anymore. we love you, big kiss. xo -------------------------- T...
Feb 05, 2024•1 hr 55 min
SAMPC AvB episode 11 Post Terrestrial. we catching up with Bobby Light. and FINALLY drop all the is it racist videos on Bobby Moore and spoiler alert: IT IS. we scroll over the coaching hires in the NFL but there is A LOT of creatures talk too, there isn't so much a description of this episode as it is, just listen and try and keep up.. we're all doing our best here. SEND HELP. SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in ...
Jan 29, 2024•1 hr 46 min
Old School SAMPC this week. we discuss last weeks Plunge stream, lots of questionable decisions made conversationally, edibles and how hard they hit, lots of arguing about sports. Greatest Wide Receivers of all time, best athlete, etc. would you rather get $5 million dollars RIGHT NOW or a dollar for every step you take for a year? SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap com...
Jan 22, 2024•1 hr 49 min
featuring Bobby Light via telepathy! Adam gets so high he thinks Michael Jackson has ALGS.. you know the Apex Legends Global Series and then lights the studio on fire. literally. we discuss the Katt Williams news, Epstein court info drop and some motherfucking aliens in Miami. we also watch some fucked up sports and rate them. drugs are bad mkay. SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in Monmouth county New Jersey the j...
Jan 08, 2024•1 hr 45 min
2000s fashion, glory holes, limb loss and by god i do declare Japanese Heavy Metal. no description necessary. enjoy your holidays bro. we love you. SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. Mid right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and beli...
Dec 26, 2023•1 hr 35 min
we're back, don't make a big deal about it. it’s Christmas Time! Soulja Boi cookin in the beat lab? Dawson’s creek is dating black panther.. free the Wave if you had to eat one breakfast for the rest of your life, what would it be? we yell about meats, pop tarts and we call the Wutzkes and talk about our favorite sluts. SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. Mid right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an an...
Dec 17, 2023•1 hr 34 min
Gooble it up you fucking dorks! Happy Thanksgiving and all that, we back to give you all that delicious yummy ass LONG pod. we're not going to lie, the episode is longer than normal and it's got something to do with getting high and listening to rain sounds.. we're not even sorry. you're welcome. WTF is going on with Will Smith? What goals are you setting for the next year? what is the least amount of technology you would need to take over an ancient civilization? what's the best grandma name? U...
Nov 20, 2023•2 hr 13 min
What five liquids would you dispense from your fingers if you could? we get a VERY long voicemail from Riley discussing the NBA play in tournament. Every man has a strange obsession that he privately fixates on, what’s yours? Young Thug told on himself, through raps and Bobby brings up some EXCELLENT tweets from Adam’s past. SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. Mid right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is ...
Nov 12, 2023•1 hr 41 min
go support Movember.com or you're in ISIS. WE BACK, AND SO IS THANKSGIVING SZN BABYBOI! thank you so much for sticking with us as we get our feet back underneath us again.. in classic SAMPC style, we started down one rabbit hole and dug our way around into a million other.. we talk about the NBA play in torny happening, how could someone squat for 6 months and be owed $100,000, how important is holding a meditative practice as a man, and we dive into each others twitters and it gets WEIRD....
Nov 05, 2023•1 hr 28 min
Happy Halloween dorks! Bobby and Adam discuss the worst places to take a first date, the apparent worst names for men, whether or not we should kink shame the Grinch and what it would be like if America took Soccer seriously. Is This Racist, happens.. spoiler alert, it is. Sports is Sports. SAMPC is part of the Inner Circle Podcast Network.
Oct 31, 2023•2 hr 6 min
Three Weeks and a Year Oh hey, what’s doin? Bobby and Adam got together after a year to have a conversation, and record it. most of this podcast is a catch up what turned out to be the craziest year either one of us have ever had. Bobby’s a Dad, Adam’s a husband, we both own dominions of their own, Aaron Rodgers happened, Jada and Britney wildin in the skreets, what would a SAMPC tattoo flash sheet look like? what are we most grateful for since recording again, and we dive into sports, obviously...
Oct 22, 2023•2 hr 2 min
IT'S A CHRISTMAS PARTY BITCHES! LO AND ADAM DISCUSS HOME ALONE! ENJOY IT!
Dec 12, 2022•1 hr 6 min
Hey guys! this isn't an episode of SAMPC, this is a recording of Lo and I arguing about Christmas Movies. we're doing a short run of conversations about Christmas movies because we want to. if you like it, great! if you don't, great. we love you all, and we hope you enjoy this short podcast about how great Jingle All the Way is. <3 xo
Dec 06, 2022•48 min
Hey guys! This episode was recorded live from the Jets Bengals game at Metlife Stadium! Its a LITTLE chaotic and a litttttttle bit of a mess but we did our best to clean it up and we had a blast recording it so we hope you enjoy listening to it! Thank you to everyone who made this episode possible, and everyone that’s featured on it, except Leo Mack.. you’re a menace to society and need to be stopped. We love you guys so much! ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast Network...
Sep 26, 2022•52 min
**LIGHTNING STRIKES AS THE NFL THEME PLAYS SOFTLY IN THE BACKGROUND** its back! we back! we hereeee! we TRY to bring back lightning round but PROMPTLY get distracted by TonLoc's movie career! go watch Mob Psycho 100. ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ THIS EPISODE AND EVERY EPISODE OF SAMPC IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE POWER OF @JITZSOAP go to jiujitsusoapco.com and use the codeword SAMPC for 15% your next purchase! don’t be a stinky bitch! SAMPC is also sponsor...
Sep 12, 2022•1 hr 37 min
WE BACK… again. Bobby and Adam catch up after a week of being adults, we get a voicemail and a new segment called “Riled up” and it brings up a good point about digital blackface and some white kid being a black rapper in the Metaverse. we watch a dancing grandma, and watch an unforgettable video of a girl singing in the car, quite possibly the worst BBL we’ve ever seen oh yeah and Bobby started watching One Piece! enjoy ittttt
Sep 05, 2022•1 hr 34 min
hey guys! life is happening hard, and we figured now would be a great chance to drop an old episode on you guys, personally one of MY FAVORITE episodes, Ep 135 the Galgamites! enjoy it! (flashback sounds) Bobby and Adam are back at it again! deeeep into the Autumn and fresh off the start of the NBA season, and fisticuffs from the Rockets and Lakers. Adam and Bobby dig deep down about how racism controlled how American history was taught in schools, why you should never get a Michael Jordan tatto...
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 36 min
CALL US on the SAMPC HOTLINE: (732) 444-8991 WHATS UP EM EFFS?! we asked you guys to list your ten favorite things about life, to help raise the vibration of your day! we talk about things that smell good, but don’t taste good. Bobby was interviewed on the Australian News, we discuss Alex Jones being sued and why Trump just finessed the Government he used to lead. all that and Stephen Hawkins favorite Karaoke song! this week on #SAMPC ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast...
Aug 15, 2022•1 hr 31 min
CALL US ON THE SAMPC HOTLINE: (732) 444-8991 WE BACK BOYS AND GIRLS! sorry bout last week, we’re dumb. but we’re here! we discuss last week, what’s your favorite drakes cake? Britney Griner gets 9 years, and we do IS IT RACIST for like 40 mins. we review some 80 year old british rappers, our new favorite humans! advice of the week: “better to come in the sink, than sink in the cum.”
Aug 08, 2022•1 hr 32 min
hey fuckers Nude Curtis comes down to the compound and kicks it with Bobby and Adam what happens when you smoke pot at 7a? you'll find out this week on SAMPC. ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ THIS EPISODE AND EVERY EPISODE OF SAMPC IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE POWER OF @JITZSOAP go to jiujitsusoapco.com and use the codeword SAMPC for 15% your next purchase! don’t be a stinky bitch! SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing! Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a st...
Jul 25, 2022•1 hr 45 min
OHHH SNAPS WE BACK! what did Birdman mean by these lyrics? did Zach Wilson bang his moms friend? the boys try to figure out how to do a three way, the japanese teach us how to be more hip hop, and Wiz smokes his friend out with a CANNON of weed smoke..and Bobby goes over NOME 12! ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ THIS EPISODE AND EVERY EPISODE OF SAMPC IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE POWER OF @JITZSOAP go to jiujitsusoapco.com and use the codeword SAMPC for 15% yo...
Jul 18, 2022•1 hr 46 min
In light of recent events in our personal lives, we’ve taken a week of to clear our heads, process our trauma and collectively get our lives together. Bear with us, please. BUT! In light of our tragedy, we’re showcasing the most popular episode to date, the Episode of SAMPC that helped us break through to the masses and show all of you exactly who we are.. and also it’s Chris Wutzke’s favorite episode ever so this is for the lunchbox. Anyway, here it is boys: Without a guest this week Bobby Ligh...
Jul 09, 2022•1 hr 34 min
CALL US SAMPC HOTLINE: (732) 444-8991 Happy Freedom y’all! apparently we’re a movie podcast now.. also: what happened to Lil Kim? what reusable trash person container makes the best cereal bowl? Adam got engaged! Bobby’s birthday recap. did Adam wear Affliction shirts? what’s the weirdest way you’ve smoked weed before? ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ THIS EPISODE AND EVERY EPISODE OF SAMPC IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE POWER OF @JITZSOAP go to jiujitsusoapco.c...
Jul 04, 2022•1 hr 55 min
Ladies and Gentlemen please excuse our broken hearts.. we had a great friend pass away earlier this week and we’re doing our best. that being said, we dive into a ton of shit including doing mushrooms, the elimination of human rights, the Stanley Cup, and how people love being oppressed! bare with us as we do it for Monch. LOVE YOU BROTHA. CALL US SAMPC HOTLINE: (732) 444-8991 ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ THIS EPISODE AND EVERY EPISODE OF SAMPC IS BROU...
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 41 min
so many things are happening over here that no only do we have No Title for this weeks episode, but we also have no description! go listen to us yell about music and sports and some other things, oh and Vince McMahon happened.. kkkaaaayyyy bbbaaaaiiiiiii. ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ THIS EPISODE AND EVERY EPISODE OF SAMPC IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE POWER OF @JITZSOAP go to jiujitsusoapco.com and use the codeword SAMPC for 15% your next purchase! don’t b...
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr 26 min
the boys are joined by comedian writer and domestic beer model Ryan J Barry! there was a whole list a things that were supposed to be discussed but by god if Adam and Bobby didn’t throw it out the window while charmed by Ryan’s infectious laughter and comedic timing. collecting fragrances, the new season of the Boys, Ryan’s adventures in Stand up and is new venture in Horror writing. ⭕️ SAMPC is available exclusively on the Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ THIS EPISODE AND EVERY EPISODE OF SAMPC ...
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 59 min
