Bruce Blank with Keaton Patti

Bruce Blank makes lifelong friends everywhere he goes. So why does this terrible therapist Ian Herrin keep jumping down his throat about it?? There's nothing wrong with having a lot of friends! And there's nothing wrong with having a lot of interesting things in your wallet! Don't let the fact that Ian is a single, jealous, bitter ex-friend to Selena Gomez interfere with your opportunity to have community with everyone everywhere in the world all the time!

Ah, you must have several blank checks to your name, because you've founded the richest part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you about the incredible comedian, writer, and improviser Keaton Patti! You can follow Keaton on Instagram @keatonpatti and be sure you watch Keaton's jokes on Jimmy Kimmel Live! + the 2023 Academy Awards! Lastly, you can even buy Keaton's hilarious book I Forced a Bot to Write This Book wherever Bot books are sold!