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I'm grafting, bro. I'm tired when I get back. Yeah, because you've been on your feet saying yes, sir, no, sir. Is my bow tie straight? Wow! Guys, Garden Sugars. Um Welcome in. Welcome in. I'm gonna I've been trying to practice my South African act. I'm not gonna do a South African accent throughout this whole episode. I'm not doing it for the whole episode. I was gonna do it for like a minute. Alright, cool. Alright, sorry, start again.

I cut you off, I cut you off. You did. No, I didn't want to do it. You just sucked all the fun out of it. I can't I can't do an accent. I'm terrible at accents. Why do you think that is? Um tell a lot, I actually don't think I'm terrible at accents. I think I need to hear someone speak it to me and I possibly be able to say it back to them. I don't think I'm um capable of just sporadically doing an accent. I have to hear someone do the accent and then I can probably mimic. Calm. Yeah.

Cool. Yeah, right. South Africa. It's you're here with your boys, James and Fuard, and um As you're watching this, we're probably in and around your area, no? We're probably in and around uh Joburg or Cape Town. Um doing shows but we're pre recording, eh? Um so lock in, enjoy the episode. Uh and if you see me down the street, um just say aye. Mind your business. Yeah I'll be surrounded by security. You mind your business.

But yeah, what would you rate that out of 10? That was solid. Pause. That was probably like a seven and a half. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though I know you're putting it on, if I didn't know you, I would assume you are South African. Dead. Dead us. Oh brother, that's that's really good news. I did my way in last night.

Oh yes. Oh you said you have good news obviously good news. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. I have um indifferent news. Okay, cool. Um so I did my weigh in last night. Oh yeah, you said you were ninety two ish? Yes, so I was ninety um ninety two something. I can't remember what it was. Um but I I I wrote it in my notes. Um I'm down half a kilo. So now I'm the ninety one.

I've been in the 91s in about seven years. Yeah, I I think the last time I was probably below 90 was probably in uni. Yeah. Yeah. I think probably um well yeah, mine would have been the last time I competed. So probably twenty I'm pro I'm gonna say I haven't been lower than ninety since like twenty seventeen. Damn, bro.

Um, so if I can get below 90, I'm gonna be fucking gassed. I'm happy for you, Jay. This is like the this is the best I've been in in years and years and years. Yeah, well played, G. Um, I I Was jumping for joy. Dang, you should be able to get it. I was naked in my bathroom. Yeah. Did swimming. As you should, bro. As you should. Yeah. Um I weighed myself this morning. Nowhere near as you, but no competition. Um I did.

I am ninety six point nine. So I'm happy with that. Um I will be continuing to weigh myself'cause I I tend to weigh myself in the morning, um, like post shower and stuff,'cause that's probably the lies I'm gonna be. Um and then yeah, ninety-six point now I was pretty pretty happy with that. But I think the lowest I was in recent memory was during

um snatched, I believe. And I think I hit the ninety fives. I think I hit the ninety fives. But again, I was walking a lot more. I was doing a lot more like cardio, even if it was just light cardio, I was doing a lot more. So I just need to get back to that really. Okay. But I think in terms of even though I'm losing um, like fat, I'm still strong. You know, I'm still gaining strength, which I'm happy about. So yeah, I'll just keeping up with that. But I can

Again, even though I'm still pretty heavy per se, I'm seeing a trim, which I'm happy about too. All right, bro. Yeah. Um have you made like changes and stuff to to elicit this? Nothing drastic. I'm still eating um I'm still eating good.

I even though this is bad, there was a period of time I was only eating twice a day. Oh, okay. Um, even though it's not the best thing to do, but I'm also not like consuming enough or consuming a lot, so my body's just like burning more, especially overnight and stuff. But The only changes I can I can think of is over the past

Except for the Christmas New Year period, just training, just consistent training. Okay. You know, and that's that's been the only thing. And after you have you to second that. Oh for real? Yeah. Because even though even though we we have been trading together for years, I feel like The past two months, maybe three, we've been We've been getting after it. We've been going after it. Yes. Yeah. Jesus relaxed a little. We're just working out in the gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were going after it.

Yeah, it's um it it's helps my mental and it's because I'm feeling and seeing the difference, especially my shoulders, because you know I've you know when I train shoulders. probably like half a year ago, I always complain about a hinge here or like my motion here or the strength here. But I've been loving doing shoulders now. Okay. You know the um halas that we do in the 15s. I did three sets of uh three sets of ten with fifteens.

with ease last week. Oh gang. As opposed to the last time or the first time we did it with tens, I was dying on the second round. So I'm like, oh I'm definitely getting stronger. Oh sick. So I'm I'm very happy with my gang man. Um I'm I'm happy for you brother. I think that's that's good. Yeah. It has been really good and I've been like I'm with this current like uh momentum I'm on at the minute, I'm having to like.

Pump the brakes because mentally I this is this is usually where I'm like I'm doubling down. Okay. And then it will go full fitness motype sits. Yeah. I go full like cool. Food scales come out. Uh I'm measuring rice. I'm measuring this. I'm only eating this. And I'll start having like salmon and eggs for breakfast. And then I I'll go on like like an evening run and all this kind of shit and it would actually b become miserable. Yes. And that's where I have no longevity. Yes.

It'll just become short term pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I will lock in on like a snatch thing and be like I'm gonna see how far I can fucking take this. And then

I'll have an eating disorder. And then once I actually hit something that I'm happy with, I'll be like, gang, I've done it now. And then just bounce back. And then bounce back. So I'm trying to like, James, calm down. Calm down. Just just be cool, bro. Yeah. Like, don't get excited. I like you've been here before. Yeah. This is normal. It's all good. Um but yeah, I'm enjoying it man. I'm really enjoying it and like um

Random. Have you tried take obviously we agreed we're gonna start taking the stairs up to the gym? Oh, you know what? Annoyingly I thought about that uh because obviously you went to you got to the gym before me yesterday, but when I got into the lift, I remembered, oh shit, stairs. So I didn't do it.

It's a nightmare. Oh, I bet. I've done it twice. Yeah, I've done it twice. It's fucking difficult. Yeah, oh I bet, bro. Bro, it's like eight flights of stairs or whatever. It's it's hard work. Yeah. And I have to like play it cool when I get to reception because I'm like Yeah. It was it's it's difficult. Okay, cool. It's difficult. Um but nah, it's going well. So I'm only I'm scared South Africa's gonna fuck me up. So yeah, if you man see me running through the streets on the Ali Bombay. Type B.

Yeah. Headphones in, security surrounding mirror, and a caliballer back bro just in case. Don't worry about anything. I'm just trying to stay on top of it. That's jokes. Yeah, I'm trying to stay on top of it, man. Because I don't want to lose out. Yeah. I'll be really upset. For sure. I think we should. Can we obviously When this comes out will be post South Africa. But can you look for um best gyms in Joberg and best gyms in Cape Town, please? Oh. Okay, okay.

Let's give it David Lloyd's. Yeah, it looks all right. Virgin activists. I haven't been a virgin active in years. There's one near my weight rose. I've heard it's not the best. Richard Branson just does what he wants. He does what the fuck he wants. What do you mean, Virgin Active, Virgin Atlantic? Go up, go up. That's the one. That's the gym.

Oh yeah. Is that the same one? The Virgin thing? Yeah, that looks like David Lloyd. I didn't even know. I don't think it is. Oh that is Virgin Active. Yeah, yeah. Okay. That one's Virgin Active. Various locations. Zone fitness. Zone fitness affordable. Okay, what's this what's this thing? What's this thing called? Scroll up uh this one is Buck or something, Buck Fitness. It's in Cape Town. It's in Cape. Um scroll up a little bit, bro. Let me read the description.

Um right, BUC Fitness Club takes a holistic approach to health and wellness, uh combining fitness facilities with spa amenities for a complete well being experience. Um, with various locations across Cape Town. This fitness club provides access to top notch gym equipment alongside spa services. Uh-huh. Uh creating a harmonious uh balance between intense workouts and relaxation. Okay. That sounds

Quite up my street, Scott. You're saying Bolt on the room. I'm gonna say exactly. I don't know what relevance that has or what connection he has to the the the gym, but it that BUC could be where we're at. Uh as I say Planet Fitness. Yeah. Dead. Fuck that. Oh, is that a shape? That's that's that's just dead, period. Fair. All right, cool. So that's Cape Town. And what about Janesburg? I'll be livid. Oh, okay.

There we go. Body action gym. Okay. This is where this is where? This is in Johannesburg. Okay. I don't know whereabouts, but I know it is. I said it. Damn. Jesus Christ. Wedge. Dwayne Van Oh shit. Oh yeah. Yeah, okay. Fucking hell. Seppo, is that how you say that? Let me see. Yeah, probably. Wow, he's fucking massive. Yeah. The standard of strength. Yeah. Oh I Pro, bro. Okay, this is where we're going, I guess.

Fair. Good thing this comes out after we get there. Yeah, yeah, it would have been baited it. Um Fuck me. Okay, this is it looks insane. That's the gym. All right, cool. We'd have to take a mental note. What's it called? Uh body action gym. I'm just gonna I'm gonna text through a what was the other one called? Body action gym and then BUC? BUC, yeah. All right. B U C Cape Town. Body action.

J Bird. Okay. We got the cavalry and stuff. Yeah, man. That's a day. I'm done. Oh, they've got that's the thing I've got. That hyper-I selecting. Nice. What the fuck is that? Is that a sleeping room? Yeah. Fair enough. No, not room taking. Okay, they're taking it serious. I bet they don't do day passes. We'll have to call ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say please. Mon fle, mon fle.

Once weekend only seven. They got a join if you that's how I know they're not Yeah, they're on a day for loading, they've got a joint if you bro. They don't do a day business. I'll speak to Megan speak to them. Yeah. Yeah. I'll speak to Megan speak to them. Yeah, man, one hundred percent. All right, cool. That's exciting.

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Fantasia. Let's go. Um, right, I have a thread. So it says, Fellas, tell me a sentence a girl told you that's still stuck in your head to this day. Oh, that's a good one. Right. First one. I'm excited because I actually wrote this ages ago so I don't even remember what the other one. Right. I was dating a girl and it was the first time she'd ever spent the night.

Extremely new relationship. In the morning we woke up to flooding all over my living room and a water heater in an active uh explosion. Oh, okay, cool. Water all flooding all over my living room and a water heater um in active explosions one after the other. Okay. After shutting off in a panic together, she said, Well, that's that got in her car and left.

Understandable. Why would you stay? Yeah. She came back later with nine towels and three buckets. Oh. Um, and she said she called the day off work. We've been together for eight years. Oh That's a buff love story. Oh man. That's a buff love story. I If she presses the intercom and I see the camera and it's her with just buckets and rags.

Yeah. Come up. Yeah, I'll I'll I might cry. Yeah, come up. I might cry. I might cry. Save the day. Come up. I might cry. I thought you were g I thought I would never see you again. Yeah, one hundred percent. And why would I see you again? Why would I? My yard is flooded. You don't even know me and my yard's flooded and my heater is in the middle of it, exploded.

And if you come back to support that. Yeah, wow. You're a true one. I would never let her go. Yeah, I could have let her go. I would never let her go. You also can't leave with that information. Yes. If you're coming back, you're not leaving again. Yeah, facts. Wow. I called it off work. Cold. That's sexy. Yeah, she's the one. That's sexy. I'd have to get my money up.

Yeah,'cause you need to spoil it now. Yeah, yeah. You have to spoil it. Right, next. Uh tell me a sentence of girl told you that still sucking your head to this day. I may get pissed at or yell at you, but I'm not going anywhere. Quotations from a woman who got pissed, yelled at me, and left my ass. Aww. Damn bro. Okay, that's cool. Chick told me that I was her first broke boy experience. I couldn't be told that. I've not breathed the same ever since. I actually had to get an asthma part.

Fuck man. You're my first broke boy experience. I couldn't be told that. She's just trying to get. better knowledge of what's going on out there. Oh, I couldn't be told. That's that's so heartless. Fuck that's so funny. That's so heartless, man. Right. One day I saw this girl at a restaurant. She was by herself and she sat um and she sat next to me. So I figured I would strike up conversation with her. Mm-hmm. What's the worst thing she can say? No?

She told me I looked like a serial killer. Bro, pink. You must have looked scary. You must have looked scary. Yeah, 100%. Or she's just on her guard, bro. She just she just doesn't fucking know. She's alone in a restaurant and she doesn't want to speak to a fucking stranger, bro. Facts. And that's the end of it. Safety first. I hear it.

You look like a serial killer. Fuck that. Right. Quotes. When I met you, you were full of potential. It's been two years. You're still full of potential. Potential is all you have and all you will ever be. Fuck, bro.

Us. You're just She said that to him. She said that to him, you're just potential, bro. That's all you have and that's all you will ever be. That will stick with me. Yeah. When I met you, you're full of potential. It's been two years. You're still full of potential. Potential turns out you're just potential. You're not there's n there's not an execution bone in your body.

You're just thoughts and feelings and words. Your laissez faire. Yeah. That's your management style. You're easy to be. You could be anywhere you want to be. But you choose not to be. Yeah, it's been two years and you haven't got off your phone. Fat fucking off. Fuck's sake, buddy's no discipline, nothing. Nothing. Put the

Pay it down and achieve something. That yeah, that two years should be ashamed of himself. A hundred percent of himself, yeah. A hundred percent. I'm happy she left him. Do you okay. Knowing you and tell the truth. And not even just like the food of today. Yes. Um, because you're already on the grass is greener side. Yeah. So I'm saying at your worst. Yeah. I'm saying when you are working

The long shifts and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, yeah. If you were in a serious relationship and you'd been there for two years, yeah, what do you think your genuine reaction would be in terms of do you think you could take it as positive critique?

Or do you think it will murk you and you'll be get defensive if she said, When we met you were full of potential. Yeah. It's been two years and you're still you're still full of potential. I'm pretty convinced potential is all you have, not all you'll ever be. I could never take that as positive criticism. It will murk me, James. It will murk me because she knows the graft I'm putting in at work. Yeah. She knows that even though I don't know you well, I know you're showing up.

I know you clock in and clock out. I don't know about graft. I'm grafting, bro. I'm always I'm tired when I get back. Yeah, because you've been on your feet saying yes, sir, no, sir. Is my bow tie straight? Yeah, happily. No, no. The thing is, I will be so convinced that. A footballer slid in the DMs. Yeah. And she sees a way out. Yeah, she sees a way out. She's trying to be rude. She wants to be hurt at you. She wants to hurt you. Yeah. So I exactly, she's doing what I would do.

Yeah, she's doing what I always do back in the day. The fact that a footballer sliding in is every man's worst fear. It's so funny to me. Slid in the DMs, bro. Easily. In Manny. Easily. That must happen every day in Manny. Yeah, bro. There's there's too many teams around the area. I wouldn't, I wouldn't even I wouldn't dare hold down a Manchester relationship.

It's long. I wouldn't dare. You got United, you got City, you even got like fucking Liverpool, you got Leeds. Just across the way. Leeds is close by. Everton. It could be any of them. They're running at least 70 grand a week. 11 man per team. Per team. And that's the starting. If 11 man on the bench, that can holler as well. That's too many man. Yeah, that's too many. So what we talk? We're talking 60 to 70 man.

In any given radius at any given time. And they want all the none. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. They deserve all the nun. Yeah, they do. They want all the gash. Wow. Yeah, it would, it would ruin. And the thing is, it would probably it would ruin me so much that.

It would actually work in the long run. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? That's why I said, do you think you should take a positive criticism? No, at the time no. Because it's gonna it's gonna make you better. It would. With or without her. Yeah, yeah. I just wanna know if it's gonna be with her or without her. It would be without her. 110% would be without her.

120 something that I should be listening to this today and thinking like fuck you actually fair play stepped this pussy up. He did. And that footballer left her. Of course. That's what footballers do. That's what they do. That's what footballers do. Who's laughing now? I'm in South Africa next week. Who's laughing now?

Yeah. Yeah, you're back in your one bedroom apartment. That's what they do. That is what they do. That is what they do. Footballers fuck you go and dip. And they crack on, bro. They've been working since year four for this. They deserve to fuck anyone's girl and dip. Dip, bro. She had a month of glory and she thought this was it. That. If that if that

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Rocked, bro. Oh, that wouldn't that wouldn't hurt me. Potential is all you are and it'll never be. And that's what, but you know, when we had the conversation not long ago, we were like, oh, I think my dad would have washed his hands of me if this never patterned. If this never patterned, I would expect

Whoever my soulmate is to be like potential, bro. Yeah, I gave you all the chance. Potential, bro. You're a you're a wind up punch. You've never done it. All you do is this. You never hit it. You never hit shit. All you do is hezzy. All you do is hezzy. Yeah, bro. Pathetic. Yeah, you can't shoot, bro. All you do is, yeah, that's all you do is he's you fake nigga.

You fake bitch, bro. Yeah, it's peak. Right. Uh what was it? Next. Um tell me a sentence a girl told you that's still stuck into your head this uh till this day. Me sitting at home chilling. Her. Through a text message. I thought you were going to bed. Why are your lights on? Who the fuck you got in there? Why are your lights on?

This is him to her or her to him? This is her to him. He's in his he's in his yard. He gets a text. He's told her I'm going to bed. He's watching TV, chilling. She said, I thought the fuck you were going to bed. Why is your lights on? Uh yeah, I'd have to lock it. That's scary. What are you doing outside my yard?

Check and see if you went to bed. Nah, bro. What is this? What do you mean nah? Nah, wh why are you outside my yard? Because you said you were going to bed and I want to know if I'm dating a liar or not. And it turns out I am. No, just because my lights are on doesn't mean I'm not going to bed. Could be that was an hour ago. How long do you think it took me to get here?

I wasn't already in the car. You told me time ago you're going to bed. Yeah, see see your way back to your yard, bro. It's done. I know it's done. I'm telling you, I came in to tell you it's done. You wasted petrol. You're a liar. You wasted petrol. That's on you. It's a hybrid. You wasted your time. Yeah. Right. She's in a bar from getting changed. Oh fuck. I would find the closest shotgun. I would find it. Getting skimpy for that.

Yeah. So we're saying loose. Oh I'll I'd I'd break you, bro. Oh man. Yeah.

Right, next. A sentence of girls told you that sit stuck in your head to this day. You look like your name's Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey, bro. Oh my God. Never. Right. Why would I bring a child into a relationship that I'm not even sure I want to be in? What oh okay. Yeah. Okay. Next tires aren't a Valentine Valentine's Day gift. Tires. Tires. What is it? Yeah, isn't mental. Also

They're expensive. They are expensive. Flowers cost thirty quid. Tires can cut a a set of four can set you back like eight hundred pounds. Easily. Depending on the car. So yeah, don't tell me it's not a Valentine's Day gift. It's a birthday gift. It's the that's your gift of the year. Those are your kiss for the year. One tie for each occasion. Yeah, bro. Right. Next. A sentence ago said that's sucking your head to this day. You're getting in the way of me starting a family.

Yeah. They must have been in a heated argument. Bro, you're getting in the way of me starting a family. I wanna be with someone, I wanna have kids, and you're blocking me. I'm your man. Bro. I'm your man. I can't I touch wood and thankfully, I don't think I've ever been, to my knowledge, I don't think I've ever been with a person that spits venom like that. I don't know what I'd be capable of if that if I was spoken to. I'd be more of one.

I said it on Reacts the other day, didn't it? I was with one. She said, This is why you're like this or something. Your parents never loved you. Oh my god. This is why you're loved. Your parents never loved this. Yes, yes, yes. Because I used to say, Oh, my parents are cool. Look how you turn out. Look how you turned out. Hot black ice. Look how you turned out. Yeah, don't ever use your parents as an example to me, big man. Promise you that.

I can promise you that. Fuck. I said And it stuck with you. Oh bro, that was years ago. I couldn't believe it. She said she said nasty shit. Oh man, that's so cruel. Yeah. And I remember even still, like uh when I was bodybuilding. Yeah.

I would be dieting and then there was one time I was sat on the sofa eating like oats, something heinous, like oats and blueberries or something like that. So I had buzz. And I was topless. And she looked at the bottom of my belly and she said, Is that still supposed to be like that? She reached Yeah she taught the the little thing on the bottom here, the food part. She touched my footbar and said, is that still supposed to be there?

I said, what you doing, man? Fuck. Yeah, what you doing? You see me trying my hardest. I've been up since seven jogging. I'm trying my hardest. She was like, I'm just asking. Wow, she's she was she was savage. That's so cruel. Yeah, she was savage. Yeah. I was um this is peak. This one murd this this one girl murts me.

There was one time a kid. Listen to this yeah. Fuck. I forgot about this. I don't even know if I told you, man, about this at the time because I feel like if I told you you would've made me lever. Okay. And I don't I the fact that you didn't make me leave her tells me I can't have told you there was

Obviously, we were banging on Jim at this time and I was competing. There was another brar who was competing at the same time. Um, and we were like, I wouldn't say me and him were friends, but we were like, okay. And there was a time I was scrolling through Instagram and he was on my timeline and she was laying next to me, and I was like, Oh this is my friend. Such and such, he's got a competition this weekend, cool. She was like, Cool, cool, cool.

didn't really say anything. I'm in like maybe our uni library. I don't know why she would have been there with me, but sh I'm assuming she had cause she went to a different uni. I'm assuming she had coursework or something to do. I remember being in the library and she gets a text. From uh her friend, and it pops up on the home screen, and it's like, wow, like Love Struck, Love Struck, Love Struck, Love Struck. And I've said like um

Oh, your your friends text you and then she saw it and like smirts and I was like, well what's she replying to? She was like, nothing, nothing. And I was like, What do you mean? Yeah. Like why you being off? Like, uh what do you mean nothing? And then she was like, oh it's nothing, nothing, nothing. And I was like, oh, why are you being weird? And She um I think afterwards

She like left her phone open on the thing. In the library. In the library. Yeah. And I opened the message. I was like, what the fuck is she laughing at? She had sent her a picture of Broski and said, look at this man. Uh the thing is I know exactly who the man is as well. I think you think you know, but you don't. Oh, is it not who I think it is? Um beginning with E? No. Ah as I was talking, I thought you thought it was a I'll tell you we'll blank out the name. Yeah. It was uh

Do you remember? Yes, big brand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She said, look at this man. Fuck. And I I fell I looked, I was like, I I I nearly lost breath. No, I said I said, what are you doing? You definitely never told me, bro. You definitely never told me. I begged her, what are you doing? What did she say? Oh, she just said like She said, Oh, I knew it would be his type or her type of side. I was like, listen to me. You

Veined interest when I showed you, which means you took a screen a mental screenshot of his name. So you could find the name, see the ting, screenshot and send to your brethren, all caps, look at this man. Brother. Lucky for me, I was like 19 and I didn't really know the level of if that happened in today's world. Yeah. Turn him into a serious'cause it's not hard, you know. Look at this man. Nah bro. I was

Muck! MUCKT! And he was the same age as us. So it's not even like he was like a humble like 29 when I'm 19 and thinking fuck I can't compete. Same age. Was he on Git? Uh he's fucking massive. I don't think so. At the time, but maybe Well because he's remained the same throughout. Fair. He was fucking massive. Did it make sense, bro? Yeah. It was huge.

Huge bro. It didn't make sense. It was massive. Yeah, a peak, bro. I'm sorry. Oh, it didn't help that it was literally just a bigger version of me as well. Yeah. Same haircut, mixed race. I was like Last peak. It finished me, bro. She knew her type. She knew her type, bro. Right, tires aren't a Valentine's Day gift. You're getting the way we start in the family. Right. Uh, something a girl said to you that stuck in your mind forever. I could have fucking embarrassed you, but I didn't.

I could have fucking embarrassed you, but I didn't. I can imagine her saying that to me as I'm driving both of us home and she's she's And you're looking strange. Because she's got a point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got a point on my own. She's got a big point. I could have fucking embarrassed you, but I didn't. Remember that.

I can't I won't show such restraint next time. I can't let you have that leverage over me. She's got all the leverage, bro. I can't. I can't let it either have. I'll have to find sign. I have to find sign. Wow, yeah. We are petty humours, are we? We are deep down. Right. Next one. Sleeping with him made me realise I don't have to part with you.

Okay. That's dog. Doggy dog world. Yeah. This is a cruel thread. Yeah, last one. Quotations. Why are you parking here next? This is my wife anytime I park anywhere. I'm confused about that one. So is Heller saying it's basically him saying he can't do anything right? Anytime he parks anywhere, she'll be like, why are you parking here? You just hate me then. Yeah, you hate- you literally hate me. You're finding any and every excuse to just be little me. Well, bro.

That's how you know you're just you're just in the relationship. Like you're not there's no thriving, there's nothing, there's no future plans. You're gonna lift each other. Yeah, but I'm in your way. I'm in your way. I'm in the relationship Oh just knock me over. Please just knock me over. I'm tired. I saw TikTok the other day of literally this.

Encapsulated where um a couple were at uh a husband and wife were at the market. Yes. And HomeGirl was pick looking there's like a sea of potatoes. Oh, she's picking potatoes to win a bit. But what he would do is As she's searching for a potato, he would take one that she's already put in the bag, take it out, and be like, Well, but this one, and she'd look at it and dash it.

That's just cruel. Yeah, yeah. Every time. Look at it, dash it, bro. It's just cruel. Because it doesn't matter what you do. As long as it comes from you, it's wrong. It's wrong, bro. You don't know anything. Shut up. Yeah. I f I think I find it heartbreaking and also difficult to Know that people are in a situation where They're breaking their backs, bro, to save something. And the other person just really can't even look at them in the eye.

You know? You disgust me. Bro, and I'm like, what what did I do to deserve this? I'm a great human. Yeah, you're you're annoying is what you are. You're actually just annoying. And I've like settled for you. But it's really straining me.

Selling fee is really straining me. But why don't you leave? I don't get it. I just don't get it. Are you not leaving to sit? Yeah, no, because I'm not starting again. You've wasted my twenties, wasted my thirties. I you think that you get to just end this and live happily. Nah, bro. Nah, you've wasted my time. So you're not creating anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. So you're just gonna hate me.

I don't hate you, I tolerate you. Oh, okay. I'd have to leave. Yeah nah, you're not leaving. You're not leaving. I'd have to leave. You're not leaving. Says who? Says the bank. I'm taking off. You can't afford to live by yourself. You're stuck here. Yeah, I can't. Yeah, you're stuck here, so shut up. I'll put sign on your food. I'll put sign on your food. Yeah.

Oh Right. Fuck it, that was crazy. Food, you got a confession for us. I do have a confession. I just found out my wife went home with another man from a bar on Saturday. Oh my god. We have two kids aged two and three. She doesn't know I know. Is there any way to come back from this? That's the title. Oh my god. My wife of seven years had an affair on Saturday night. She said she was going to the bar with her dad.

And wound up sleeping with her ex-boyfriend from 2018. I was home with our two young daughters. oblivious to what happened until one of her friends confronted me and broke the news. Oh wow sh there's a there's a snake in the group. Okay. I I don't think you understand how drunk I would be in that second. As soon as she's hit me with that n that news.

I would feel like Annie Joshua just rocked my jaw. Broke it in two. Yeah, two places of teeth all over the place. I'll be so dizzy. The best part of it all is that I found out about it while on the way to meet my wife for a very rare child free dinner. And because I was afraid to of because I was afraid of making a mistake out of emotion, I had to sit across from her with this uh knowledge in my stomach.

While she talked about our plans to start trying for baby number three in Bracket Zero, IUD comes out tomorrow. Ah how much she's enjoyed staying oh so that was a comma. How much she's enjoyed um staying home, raising our kids. And how much she's appreciated everything I do to allow her to stay home and focus on being a mother to our little girls. I wanted to vomit.

I've tried my best to uh to not let on that I know, but she was very uh lovey dubby tonight and she's usually very disconnected with me and the kids um when she's at home. Her friend made it clear that my wife is adamant she's taking the secret to the grave, that the sex was unprotected in brackets. Why did I say yes to the details? The friend the friend said, Do you want to know the details? He fucked her roar. Stop stop stop talking. And that she continued to talk to him this week.

The friend also uh said she's fairly confident it was a one off mistake, but that she doesn't seem to understand the gravity of what she has done to our family. I am heartbroken for my children who will forever have their lives altered because of their mother's decision. It's burning a hole inside of me. I'm laying on the couch at two AM shaking, still unable to process it and terrified of what the new what the next few days will bring. I guess I'm halfway venting but also looking for advice.

When I found out a handful of when I found out a handful of hours ago and realized there was no room for this to be a misunderstanding, I immediately thought divorce was the only path. I can't imagine I'll ever trust her again. On the other hand, I love her. I feel bad for her in all of this somehow, because she comes from a family where things like this happen.

Her mum abandoned her when she was a kid, and she has no real reliable family. I can't see how she could possibly land on her own feet and I don't want my babies to be put in a bad circumstance because of her lack of options. The family she does have is where I'd assume she'd go, but they are all drunks and drug abusers. How do I move forward from here?

I will survive whatever path I have to take, but what is the best path forward for my relationship with my little girls? I am lost. Any advice is appreciated.

Holy moly. Um how are you how are you actually reacting if one of your girls home girls bells you must says James? James. Stop. James. Yes, I'm listening. I've called your name three times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well gone. I have to tell you this. I know I'm a snake, but I have to tell you this. Heart's beaten. All right. What are you on about? Go. Last night your wife banged her. Stop talking. Stop talking. Last night, I had to tell you she was talking. She was she was gloating.

say she has to take this to her grave and she fucked him raw. Raw. First of all, you skipped a bit. Ask me if I want to know the details before you start telling me if you she fucked him raw. Jesus Christ. Ask me if I want to know the details. Do you want to know the details? Yeah, tell me everything. She fucked him raw. Jesus Christ. She fucked him raw. But she said it's a one time thing. Did she suck him off?

Oh yeah, of course she's up. Of course she that's what she did first. No. Cause she's been thinking about it. Did she play with his words? Of course. No! She she just wanted his pleasure. She wanted him to be to feel pleasure. She wanted him to feel great. And I I know you man ain't banged an A just because she tells me. I know. She tells me. Okay, slow slow down, please. I need I need to sit down. Fuck, bro. The room is spinning. And he f he finishes inside of her.

That I don't know. That one she didn't tell. Susan, did he finish inside her or not? I know she told you. There's no way she told you that she played with his balls but didn't say if he knighted in her. That's the number one thing. Okay, United in her mouth. It wasn't is she can't pro she can't procreate. No! No, she swallowed it. Whole, no evidence left. None left, bro. In her in her mouth. In her mouth. I'm so sorry. I just had to tell you. She was bragging. Fuck She was so happy.

So happy she was happy. She was so happy. I was like, I feel so sorry for James. I have to tell her. And I'm so sorry I'm the one that has to bring this news to you. Uh you don't sound sorry. I'm s I am sorry because I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. She's my best friend and you are my best friend's husband. I see you all the time. I had to tell you. Uh uh how big was it?

Okay, I don't know. How big was it? I don't know. Tell me that just tell me that just tell me get it over with. Eight and a half. Jesus Christ. Is she okay? I I don't know. She's got a little sight on her forehead. It smacked her on the head when she sat down. Was she concussed? No, no, no. No, she was she was loose. Trust me, she was she was lucid. She was active. She knew what she was. She knew what she was doing, but it was heavy.

Oh my god. Um wow. I fuck, I don't know what way is up. Um I had to tell you, because of the little girls, man, I love those girls. Don't talk about the girls right now. I I can't think. Are you actually okay, on a serious one, are you actually um bringing this to your wife? Are you like how are you approaching the topic? And we've got a date night tomorrow. We've got to be on your way to date.

Oh my god. And she's all lovey dove. Oh babe, I can't wait for baby number three. She's in touchy feely, but at yard, she's very distant. She doesn't give you that love. So now she's got she's basically got a spring in a step because she got digging. She got digged yesterday. And she's like, Ooh. Now I can see straight. Um I'd be completely finished. I obviously I'm bringing it up to her.

Immediately? Yeah, 100%. Yeah. And I'm throwing I'm throwing your bread under the bus. See, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about any of you. Facts. I'm saying her name immediately. Facts. Showing her in my call log and be like, she just bailed me. Tell me where you were last night. Who it was, everything I would

I I would try not even try. I would give her the opportunity to tell me the truth. Valid. I probably would as well. I would say how was how was drinks with your pops yesterday? And I'll allow her to tell me all the lies. And I'll be like, you know Sharon called me this morning, right? I will show her the call log and I'll I want to see her face drop.

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uh cry and try and get out of there. That's what she's gonna do. Yeah. She's gonna try and cry and get out of there. We live in the same yard. Yeah I know. But you're not getting a straight answer out of her in this restaurant. She's gonna make a scene and she's gonna dip. It's gonna make you into somehow make you the villain. She can trial at best. Yeah, yeah. I know internally I'm done. Yeah.

I just need to start figuring out how I'm gonna survive with these kids. That's what that's what I'll be thinking on the drive to to the restaurant. How am I surviving with these kids? I'll be so so much. So much. But I don't even know what that that looks like to me. I think I think I I don't I'm dead ass. I don't think I have the emotional capacity. I've said this before. It's too high. It's too much. I think my emotions really do cut off at a certain point, which is why I use

uh humour a lot as like a defense. Yes. Because things that are really, really serious in my life, I just make a joke out of it. I don't I don't think I actually have the ability to feel that level of feeling. Because it will it'll break me. Mm. And I don't even know what that looks like. Yeah.

Fuck bro, that's um that's peak. Sorry bro. Sorry indeed. Guys, girls in the comments below, let us know what you would do if you were the if you were the husband, if you're the wife, and if you were the best friend that told the husband, because Okay, would you would you tell No, you wouldn't be me because you are my boy. Would you tell my missus? Nah. Nah.

Fair. Absolutely not. Fair. Yeah, that's that's broker one on one and I I don't want to be an enabler. I wouldn't could obviously wouldn't fucking condone it. Yeah, yeah. And I would I would First of all, you're not glowing to me. That's for damn sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um

And then yeah, I was just I I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear it. I don't know. I'm like I don't wanna hear it. You did what you did, I don't wanna hear it. No, no, no, no, no. Cause I'm not getting in the mix of like It's either you tell or writer. I'm not I don't want any part of this treachery. Just let me la la and crack on. Yeah. Don't crack on though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just know I'm fucking disappointed. Don't come to me when I'm gloating. What would you do if I told your missus?

You know damn well what I doI actually don'tAHHHH GOOD POINT Yeah, you I just how you doing bro and r it's like if it's a case of like you've done the right thing morally but also it's like At what cost? Who asked you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who asked you? There's ways, there's different Well, look, you're a snitch. And the the thing is, I would know I d if I was gloating, if I was gloating, I would know I deserve it.

If I was gloating, I would know I deserve it. But also, it's like you're my boy. You didn't have to. Yeah. You chose it. What did you get out of it? Okay, what if. Obviously, I'm your boy, I'm your best friend, but you and my wife or my partner throughout our relationship You guys have gotten very, very close. Like you see her like a sister. Oh, then I'm telling her. And I'll tell you, but I'll tell you, I'm telling her.

I'd fall to my knees. Yeah, I know you would. So you're right. Yeah. James, I'd fall to my knees. Yeah, but if if that's my boy now, you'd yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. I'm telling her straight. Yeah. I would probably bell him whilst we're there. Same way you can't tell me. that like you snaked any of the other boys. I'm telling them. Yeah. So yeah, if if the if if your wife is like really close to me and I actually feel like we have our own independent relationship irrespective of you.

You're fine, bro. I'm telling that. That's peak, man. Yeah. Fair play. Um, right. Question of the week. Question of the week. Right. This week's question of the week was Mandem, discuss your love life in gym terms.

I tried to lift big weights, but now I've got back problems. Damn. Bitting off more than he can chew. Describe your love life in gin terms. When it first opened, they had tons of equipment and loved to experiment with wild fitness toys, ropes, and some chain work. Oh But after we brought two kids into daycare, I'm lucky if I um I'm lucky if I get just some hand exercise once in a while. Fuck man. Yeah, it's long, bro. It's long. I keep spotting people that don't spot me back.

Wow. Wow, my cup's not full. It's never full. Right. I'm actually doing leg day every day for the past three days. My spotter just keeps adding weight. Um, I'm just warming up and I already need a water break. That jokes. Right. Haven't visited the gym at all in years. Been working out at home. For some reason, my right hand is stronger than my left. Oh my days. On a quagmire tank. Yeah. Fuck's sake. I failed every P I've ever gone for. Yikes.

Right. The cost of membership is fine, but the equipment is overworked and used. Yet my other gym is more pricey, but their equipment gets the job done. Ah, okay. Disgraceful. Okay, okay, yeah. Disgraceful. I haven't been inside one. I just walk by and look through the window. I'm scared to commit. That made me laugh. All right, go on, go a couple more. Explain your relationship in gym times.

I have a gym at home, but I only go to commercial gyms because they make me feel alive. Alive! Wow! Invigorated! Oh fuck! Uh discuss your love life in gym terms. Everyone's trying to use the same machine and not wipe down when they're done. Jesus. Exp describe your love life in gym terms. How much longer until I see results? Fair. Bro, 100% fair. How much longer is it gonna take? All right, I've got a few more. Uh discuss your love life in gym terms. I did a pull-up and forgot to pull out.

Next one, one more rep won't hurt. Ooh. After every set, I take a look in the mirror. I haven't been inside in three years and I'm still paying for it. Oh shit! That was on it. Last one. I look forward to a cheat day. Oh. I look forward to a cheat. Wow. Fucking no. Yeah. People are savages. Savages. After six years of doing a show, all I've ever learned is people are fucking savages. They do what they want. All they want to do is

Cheat and lie and break the law. Yeah, that's that's all humans wanna do. Cheat and law is funny. Cheat and lie and break the law. Yeah, it's exhilarating. That's what it is for them, it's exhilarating.

Fuck it now. Oh my god. That's funny. Right, finish on uh Daddy Fantasy. Let's go. Right, so What the fuck is the name of this book? Uh Wings in Ruin. Wings and ruined. So I'm gonna have to actually use the whiteboard because there's characters at play. There's characters at play. Oh I thought you were gonna drag it from the office. I was like, what?

Wings and Rune. So obviously where we left off, um the King of Hyburn has made a deal with Tamlin. He gets to use the Spring Court to bust into the human realm. Yes. And in exchange for him getting Ferrab. So she's playing double agent. Yeah, she's playing double agent. So she's now with Tamlin. And Ferris' sister is dipped, but she loves the she saw mates with someone. Lucian is mated now with Elaine, who is um Fingy's sister. Older or younger? Younger. Younger sister, okay. Um

So what's ended up happening is obviously Elaine's both sisters are now uh Faye and they're with uh Reese. Mm-hmm. So she hasn't spoken to Reese and hasn't done nothing. They don't know, uh Tamlin still doesn't know that Faye has mated with Reese. Okay. And um she's told him, Oh, I was just like, my my mind was gone. He tricked me and um like hip hypnotized me and shit and that's all raw gone, right? Mm-hmm.

So basically, what's happened now is she's gone back to the Fayo's gone back to the spring court of Tamlin. Mm-hmm. Lucian is Tamlin's best friend and like right hand man. He's suspicious of Farah because. There's little things going on where obviously sh Ferris spun the narrative that, oh, when you lock me in the yard and all this stuff and I had my breakdown, that um Reese and uh his cousin and stuff, they stole me. And that's where I've been gone this whole time. They stole me. But Lucian

When they found out that she'd been taken, Lucian was the first back to the yard, not Tamlin. So Lucian's come back to the yard and seen that Farah's wedding ring was melted off of her finger. Okay. So Lucian said to Farah Oh, funny um about the kidnapping and that, because when I got back, I saw that your wedding ring was melted on the floor. Mm-hmm. And she was like,

Yeah, they mailed it off me and he's like, How are they melting it? Mm-hmm. How does that make sense? And she was like, I don't know, bro. I was delirious. Yeah. They melt it. He's like, mm-hmm. But he's keeping his mouth shut because he needs Elaine. Yes. Yeah. I'm not fucking up this bag'cause I need my mate. Yeah. So Tamlin ダマース Okay. And you just believe in what anyone fucking says. Yeah, yeah, because he's got an idea he doesn't give a fuck. But he hasn't like

He's been too scared to touch her and she's been playing headaches and like all this kind of stuff. But she hates his guts. She fucking hates that. Bro, and she said when she got back to the yard, the yard was murked. Yeah, he he went crazy. So It's been a while now. She's been back for a while. Um and then basically

Jurion, who is the right hand man of the King of Hibern, he is the mortal from the war five hundred years ago who Amarantha had his eyeball in her ring. Yes, yes, and he's been now resurrected by the cauldron. And now he's like the general of the King of Highburn's army, right? Okay. He's pulled up to Tamlin's Yard uh to visit to kind of scout. He's like, all right, cool. We're gonna the our army's gonna be here soon and we're gonna be busting through this wall. Um so

Obviously, I need to come and see what I've gone. So he's come to spend a few days uh in the spring court. Yes. He's pulled up now and um And he he obviously he's been like quote unquote been like zombified for the last five hundred years. So they've made a point of saying he's tapped. Okay. He's lost it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's lost the mentality from back then types of shit. And like he was a floating eyeball for five hundred years. Oh yeah, of course. So

Was he conscious whilst he was an eyeball? Yeah, he's seen everything for five hundred years. Everything. So bear in mind he was in her ring. So he's even seen when Reese was Amaranthus whore. I'm banging her all the time. He's seen all of it. Okay. Bro, he's lost his mind. He even says openly, bro. I'm I'm I'm gone. Yeah, yeah. I'm literally gone, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm I'm liable to do anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So

He's now pulled up uh to Springcourt and he's brought these twins who are um uh a prince and princess of Highburn. They're the king of Highburn's niece and nephew. So he's brought them along and they're all chilling at the Springcourt. Iantha now is a I think I think her name is Iantha. Anyway, Iantha now is a I think I've told you she's a high priestess. She's Loki uh Fera thinks that she's been promised to get uh that um

That the King of Highburn has promised to get rid of the High Lords and replace them with High Priestesses. Oh yes, I remember you saying that. So she's the one who snaked and got um Ferris' sisters kidnapped. Because I told you she was she was helping affair with her wedding plans and all this kind of stuff and she told uh everything. So Ayantha snakes and then got so Ayantha's pulled up.

Like, I'm just here to apologise. And Farah's like, let me keep calm. And she's like, I'm so sorry, Farah. Like, I did that to your sisters. She's like, you kidnapped them and got them thrown in the cauldron to be turned into high fee. And she was like, I thought that's what you wanted.

And she was like, How the fuck could you think that's what I wanted? She was like, Because you're high fee, like they're gonna be dead in like fifty years. That's nothing to you. I thought you'd want them to be fairy. She was like, Let me keep my calm. Let me keep my calm'cause I can fuck up this whole bag. Yeah, yeah. She's like, alright bitch, whatever.

Uh and he's like, and then you should be gas as well, Lucien, because now your your mate is um hype and he's like, shut your fucking mouth, you dirty little cow. Yeah. And Tamlin's like, watch it, both of you. Watch your mouth. Yeah. And the antha's like, cool. So Obviously Tamrin has no idea about this deal with the King of Hibern to get rid of the High Lords and all this stuff. So Jiren's pulled up with the twins.

And Jaron just wants to cause havoc. Mm-hmm. So he's prodding that Ferra and being like, Oh, what was it like getting dicked down by Reese? Tamlin's like biting his tongue. And she's like, um, is like so is she yeah, he says, H what's it like being dipped down by Reese? And what's it like having a whole war started um over you? Mm-hmm. She said, um she clapped back to my man because basically His jawn back in the day was a fairy.

A Haifei. His uh John back in the day was a Hai Fei. But'cause he was so lost in the war, um back in the day, she basically left him for another like a prince, some kind of prince. Um and they live in secret now. Oh, okay. So she's still alive. Yeah. Yeah. So they live in secret now and he's on the hunt for her. Okay. He's been told she's dead.

But Reese knows that she's alive and she's hiding. So he tried to resurrect her with the cauldron only to find out she ain't dead. So he's come back and been like, What's it like getting dicked down by Reese? And what's it like having a whole war being started over you? She said it's pretty nice. Maybe you should have started a war over your John and maybe she wouldn't have fucked off with someone else.

He was like, I'm I'm a I'm a murky. Yeah. Yeah. Watch your mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And uh so he's livid and then Lucian Lucian tries to bust a smile. He's like, What are you like? What are you smiling about? Your mates getting dicked down by half of the nightcore as we speak.

You pussy all. What are you laughing at? Fuck half of the background. Yeah, she said half of the baggage ran through your thing, bro. Shut your mouth. That's crazy. Why are you laughing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Lucy's like, let me breathe through this, yeah? So anyway, these twins, they're all wondering why you got these twins, but Cool, cool, cool. As they're arguing, arguing, arguing.

Farah's thinking, this is sus. It sounds like Jorin's trying to prod us intentionally. What's going on? So she activates one basically one of one of the powers. that she has is um from one of the High Lords is that she can she's a spell breaker. So the spells that go on, she can break spells, which allows her to actually visually see magic. Okay. Um and s visually see spells. Okay. She's like

These twins, they don't speak to each other. They only look at each other. So she's like telepathic. Yeah. I reckon they've got Reese the same power as Reese. I reckon they're talking in their minds. Okay. Because these men don't don't speak. Okay. They only look.

I guarantee that they're talking in their minds. And I guarantee the reason Durian's trying to fuck with us all is because they're trying to sneak into our minds whilst he's fucking with us. Because they're just silent. Yes. So she activates this spellbreaker thing and she says she can see. F coming from them, these little like she calls them tendrils, these little tendrils of magic heading towards

um Lucian and Tamlin as they're all arguing. Okay. So she immediately jumps into their brain and she says the three of them all together go like that. And Tamlin's like, Well gone. And all of them are like nothing. And she's like, I need to I need to look out for these men. Cause they're trying to fuck us. But I also can't tell Tamlin. These are trying to fuck with us because he's like, I don't fucking know what's this. Yeah, it's convoluted, bro. Okay. So all of that is happening. Yeah.

Yeah, the whole time it's just trying to Fuck with people. Okay. Remind me who Ayanthana is again. She's the high priest. High priestess of it. She's the high priestess who's made a deal with the devil to get rid of all the high lords. Yeah. She's the one who kidnapped Elaine and uh Nesta and made them into fairies. So she's a bitch. And um she just wants to take over, but she's playing nicey nices. And she's like a a conduit between

Uh Tammin and the and the High Lord. Um thank you. And um basically this is All is happening right now is Faya's just trying to keep her temper calm and not fuck up. And she's doing a wonderful job of not fucking up and playing like, oh Tamlin, I miss you so much and da-da-da-da-da. And she's Slowly, slowly, slowly remending this friendship that she had with Lucien before. And they're basically on the same side because he's like, look.

She's like, she's thinking, I want they're not even speaking about it, but they both know I want to get out of here and I want to get back to my mate and get back to my sisters. And he's like, I don't want to fuck over my boy, but Your sister. Me, your sister. We have to find her. We have to get her. So I'm willing to snake my boy to get what I need.

To get what I need and I have to if I have to partner with you to get it, I'm gonna shut my mouth as well. But they're all saying this in like kind of very a roundabout ways'cause they know they can't be direct. And so he knows he knows she's lying, she knows he's lying, they're all lying to get what they want and Tamlin's just plain dummy and he's just like, I'm just so happy we'll all want happy family again.

And um you were gonna ask a question. I was gonna say, um while going for Reese right now, is it being introduced in this book? Reese is basically so she has our mate in bond. So she's Oh yeah, of course. So she's she's cast uh yeah, she's cast glamour because she has a mate in tattoo on her other arm.

But basically she's cast they haven't clocked. She's cast magic on her arm and they haven't seen it. So she's been talking to him through there, but it's so distant. She can barely so basically she said it's like a long dark hallway. So she sends information down and she basically she said she spoke to him one time and said

Are the sis are my sisters okay? I love you, what's going on? And he said, they're fine, they're healing, I love you too. And then she said, I don't want to speak again because the Haifei can smell a mating bond on people. So she said, She she she knows she smells of Reese.

Okay. But she thinks Tamlin will just write that off as you've been with him for months. So it's like residue. It's residue. Okay. But she thinks if I keep talking to him down the main one, it's gonna grow, grow, and then he's gonna clock.

Why do you still smell? You stink of him. Yeah, okay. You fucking stink of him. You haven't seen him in ages. You fucking stink of him. Okay. You mana mates. So she's like, I have to keep communication to a low. So that's all that's all happening. Okay. And then

Um, just as I finished reading. So, all of this drama, all this drama, all this drama, the scout on the wall, red, says, She's playing double agent, playing double agent, playing double agent. So Rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n rwy'n

As we get to chapter four, Farah has a uh servant who works with her all the time. Her name's Alice. Mm-hmm. So she's she obviously works for Tamlin. And her and Farah used to be really close. Mm-hmm. In book one. In book one. Yeah. And now um Fair is like getting dressed one day. And they're trying on dresses. She's like, Oh, I need we've got like a party tonight. I need to find a dress. So Alice has given her this dress. It's too small. Giving her this is too small. And um Alice is like, oh

None of the dresses fit because we had you had lost so much weight when you came back from the mountain and you were living with Tamlin. You didn't eat, you weren't talking, da da da da da da. You were murt. Um that we had to bring all the dresses in and now they don't fit'cause you're a full bodied baddie now. So Alice and then Sophera's like wide eyed cause Alice is like, I do Alice says to her I'm not gonna lie to you fair, I find it a bit weird.

that when you were living here before with the love of your life, you were mager, wouldn't eat, wouldn't sleep, having nightmares all the time. And now you've been kidnapped by the demon of the nightcore and you've been gone for months. You're tanned. Yeah. You're thick. Yeah. You're healthy. Yeah. Like all of these things. It's not really adding up. Yeah. Very basically said, shut your mouth. You're making up stuff. It's just like.

Look, I'm just calling it as I see it. I don't I don't need to like overstep. I'm just calling it as I see it. And she says, I love you. Mm-hmm. And it f it seems like to me you've come back better than what you left. And she says

You also forget I was here when they kidnapped you. Mm-hmm from the wedding. Yeah. And when Reese's uh no, not even from the wedding when she when she got locked in the yard and she hid herself the same day she melted off the wedding ring. Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. When they kidnapped you I was here and when Reese's cousin came to pick you up, I saw you cling to her. You weren't, get off me, get off me. You clung to her. It didn't look like a kidnapping to me. And Vera's like

You're saying one word too many. Yeah. And she's like, look, I'm not trying to fuck up your bag. Yeah. But all I'm gonna say is I have a cousin who works in the um summer court. They said she said she saw you there. She said you were laughing and joking and partying and having a time. Skipping in the film. You didn't look hypnotized to her. You were skipping around there and having a wonderful time. Okay. So all I'm saying is

I'm happy for you. And she said, when you fuck these man over, which I know you're gonna do, leave Tamlett out of it. Okay. She just said he loves you. And Lucian, leave them. Out of it. Okay. I know they've done wrong, bro, but please don't hurt them. They didn't mean to hurt you. Okay. Please. And Farah's like, I don't know what you're talking about. She just puts on a dress and cracks on.

So it's getting it's getting bubbly. Okay. So I've read the first four chapters, it's getting bubbly. Okay. And um I'm intrigued to see. I have no idea where the developments are going to be. Neither do I. It's um yeah, it's a it's a good good starting point. Yeah, it's a strong starting point. So I'm gonna do some um some extra reading, obviously Uh between now and next time we're recording it'll see.

What's our developed? Okay. Okay, cool. Right, guys, we're gonna charge it there. Oh, I didn't even wear my glasses. Oh God, you didn't. How they gonna know? Yeah, how they gonna know Sunny Fantasy? Oh no! I didn't even clock that you didn't. I didn't clock, it's been too long. That's how you know it's been too long. I actually forgot to wear my glasses. That's fucked. Damn. But anyway, guys, we're going to leave it there. And yeah, we'll see you next week. Love and love.

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