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You're trying to peep. Yeah, I was like, yo, John stops. You didn't tell your boy. It's your boy. Tell your boy then. He does he doesn't know. Man's not on the list. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Real talk. How many lids? Okay, how much plastic are we saving with these lids? I'm assuming it's so we don't lose the lids so they're it's better for recycling, right? People rip them off anyway. I feel like I need to rip off because bro, it doesn't close properly.

And me, I'm a little slug. Having to drink it as well, you gotta move it to the side. Bro, you gotta peel it back here. And I walk round with water like that. So the amount of times, yeah, I've gone up or down my stairs in my yard and I've looked behind me and there's just Puddles of water in my house. Yeah. Because this thing's not screwed on properly. I can't stand it, you know. I'm I'm fed up. Same. It doesn't save anything.

Because it all it takes is for some fucking idiot to put it in just a general waste bin anyway.

Valid, bro. It doesn't save anything. You just got to I saw a stat the other day that was like an outrageous percentage of shit in recycling bins is non recyclable. I can imagine, yeah. I can imagine. Yeah. Yeah, stuff out here, man. Yeah. Fucking no, the planet's done for. The planet is actually fucked. Yeah, it's bro, it's it's done for, bro. When you think about it, it's fucked up. Like we've got like we bury our

There's just landfuls of shit from humans. We just bury it with a dig and go, yeah, don't worry about that. Don't think about it again. I reckon Elon's gonna sort us out, man. He's gonna start sending shit into space and then Earth is just gonna be clean. That's that's where my head's at. Yeah, because is it what what show is it? Is it Futurama where there's like a trash plan?

I'm pretty sure on Futurama's. I think so. There was just like it's like was a trash planet or like a meteor or a meteor of trash. Yeah, a big piece of garbage. Yeah, bro. They just shoot they just shoot their garbage off into space, bro. That's the way it needs to be. It's it's endless. Speaking of, I was listening to

In Elon Musk. I was listening to Elon Musk on Joe Ragan the other day. The only bit I listened to was his talking about his rockets, in it. Okay. Um and this shit I didn't even know. Like, did you know, like obviously you know this but you don't think about it. Like space rocket.

Mm-hmm. Are one and done. Yeah, bar his though, he's got like reusable rocket. Exactly. So that's what he's but he's he's working on the first ever reusable rocket that like obviously lands back and you can fix it up and use it again. Oh. And he was gone. The Falcon nine, yeah. I thought he's he's already done it, no. Been doing that. Yeah, but it's still in testing phases. Oh, I didn't know. Okay, I didn't know. So he said on the thing yesterday that they've done like over five hundred safe.

Landings. Oh sick. But they're still testing shit. Oh, sick. Fair play. Um but I also didn't know rockets were one and done. Exactly. But you don't think about it. I don't actually think about it. Yeah, you don't think about it. And he was like, It's literally the equivalent of imagine every single time you got on a plane.

You have to like parachute out and a plane just crashes into a mountain. Damn. And then if you want to get home, you have to get another plane that just crashes and then that. It was like that's how rockets are. Damn. Yeah,'cause to be fair, as soon as you pass like a certain stratosphere, they detach and then keep going and the other part is just.

I haven't thought about it. So yeah, he was like, This is the first thing. Oh damn. So basically he's been shooting it out of America and then he lands it in Australia. Why Australia? Because it's the other side of the world. Oh, just to test it? Yeah. To see if it Oh, sick. So they put it through its paces, goes up to space, and then re enters Earth's atmosphere, lands on Australia. Sick. Guess how long it takes?

Into space, go through the Earth's orbit or where let the Earth turn underneath, go uh and then land on Australia. Considering it takes us what? Best case scenario, 17 hours to get it. Yeah, I was I'm probably going to say forty five minutes. Thirty five minutes. You man, that's a speedy trip to Oz. Yeah. That's a speedy little buck to Oz. Wow.

That'll rip my skin off. Yeah, brother, it will rip your skin off. Because my next thing was, how fast do you think this bitch comes back into orbit? Oh how fast do you think it is? I I don't think I can even think of a figure. If you had to do miles per hour, how fast do you think? And bear in mind this is the size of a skyscraper. How are they building this, bro? Um I am going to say a thousand miles. That's cute.

I'm pretty sure this brand, correct me if I'm wrong with this. I'm pretty sure this guy said 17,000 miles an hour. That's how that's the speed it re-enters Earth. Bro, he said when it's coming back through, it's 25 times faster than the bullet from a hangar. Twenty-five times faster than that. So you can't even see it then. You shouldn't be able to see it. You can see it. Yeah. You can see it. You wouldn't be able to see a bullet going that fast. This is a building. Yeah, fair.

Damn. Bro, damn. So it shoots up, goes to Australia in half an hour, quick bop, but the time Friends is finished. Yeah. It's already landed on the other side of the earth. And to come back into orbit is going 25,000 no, 25 times faster than a speeding bullet. And then it slows its ass down and lands. Wow. Facts is wow. That's technology, boy. Brother, these men are doing different shit. Fair enough. Yeah, reaching approximately 17,500 miles per hour.

Wow. That's beyond scary. Brother? Beyond scary. I don't I don't even I don't think humans can withstand that kind of G4, surely not. Surely not. They ha well they hack yeah. Because they've been doing it. Yeah. So if so back in a day when I say back in the day, um'cause this hasn't been like past the uh normal phases is just no there's no human testing or whatever. So normal astronauts now.

If they're going up in a s in a in a rocket, that obviously gets used one and done and they stay up there. So what rocket is bringing them back? They have like a return almost like a capsule. Oh pod thing. Pod thing. And that's what like it has a parachute and then they find in the ocean somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's interstellar shit. Yeah, bro. I can tell you right now, not me. I'm not in that floating thing with with the parachute out. Fucking hell. I'm not in there.

But yeah, bro, it says that this these things are next level. So my question to you is how many years would this have to be available for you? Not even years. How long would this have to be available public to you with knowing the knowledge that it's a okay, cool, let's say Oz in half an hour. Mm-hmm. And let's say we're touring. Mm-hmm. So if it's Oz in a half an hour, it's America in like ten minutes. Yeah.

But you're going into space and coming down twenty-five times faster than the speed of bullet and then landing apparently how long does this have to be available to the public before you're like, I'm down. It would take you longer to travel to the space station than you would be up and down. Valid. Darogan said he watched the um the takeoff from two miles away, and he said you could feel he could feel the like ground shaking. Two miles away.

Yeah. Nah. Nah. Yeah, bro. Um, how long does it have to be available for before I use it? Um I'd I think I'd meet you there, bro. Yeah, I think you in Oz. Yeah, I'd meet you in Oz and I I'll take an all play. I don't think Because it would have to be at least a year and throughout that year the tour's already done. So I'm not making the I'm either not making the tour or I'm taking the long route to get to tour. You see what I'm saying?

'Cause I I I but I'm not saying it became available the day the tour started. I'm saying it's just available and we've got a a Australian tour in nine months' time, whatever, a year's time. And then you're hearing people using it, using it. We've had one crash out of like 5,000 successfuls. I know I'll be the second crash. That's just I just know it bro,'cause I'm not meant to be on there. I'm just not. Yeah. I know I'll be the second brush. I'll be I'll be stuck in the back. No offense.

If you see Ru taking the helmet if I saw you with the helmet and you strapped in, I would be thinking that one's crashing. I feel like this guy's not gonna make it. If I didn't know you, I'd be like, I don't think this gonna make Oh my god. No Yeah, bro, your one will come in hot. Yeah, it will. It will. I already know your one. It's the beeping that will get me.

Cause I doubt they would brief you and all the noises that that the you're gonna hear in the cabin as this thing's came, take it off. And I once to shake in, I know there's gonna be a normal siren. Mm-hmm. But I'll hear it and and it's in panic mode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll start trying to unbuckle stuff. Oh yeah. Like you're on the roller coaster. Yeah. Sit down. Sit down. Yeah. Sit down. Nah. Oh my god. Nah, bro. Get me off.

I don't know what I don't think I'll ever be able to have that form of Or be that kind of like adrenaline and junkie to do. Like to be an astronaut, to want to go to space, to want to be so up close to like fucking wild animals, to do all these things like to be just so carefree and bungee jump to do fucking um parkour without harnesses on like skyscrapers like I am just not that way inclined and I feel like my ceiling is so low in comparison to these fucking meta humans.

You know, it's crazy to me. So I don't have the tolerance for it. Yeah. Rim. Speaking of, Google please telescope fish. This is why I'm not interested in what the earth has to show me. Oh look at Spread here, yeah? This lives among us. God. That thing there lives on this planet, you man. It's the scariest bitch I've ever seen. And there's people in submarines looking for stuff like this.

What? It's one of them deep seas. Yeah, this thing lives in the in the darkness. Well bro, dark. You can tell by the eyes, bro. Yeah, apparently the eyes revolve. Oh shut the fuck. Oh god. Fuck that, bro. I have no tolerance for anything remotely outside of the ordinary. That's the scariest thing I've ever seen. That would haunt me in my dreams. Yeah.

Yeah. It looks like the skeleton of a meerkat. Yeah, it does. Yeah. It actually does. It's so scary. It looks like something that would be in Rick and Moy. Yeah hundred percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It literally does. Wow. So disgusting. That is disgusting. So there's stuff like that living on our planet. There's people that want to go to different planets. There's people coming into orbit at 17,000 miles an hour. I'm really not on it. Neither am I, bro. I'm not even on it.

I don't even have people are doing The slap fighting. The the amount of bullshit of that I've seen on my timeline over like the past week or so. When the dust comes off their face. God. And it's the same cheek that they're slapping. Yeah. I'll beg them, man, to stop that. You have to alternate. It will skin my life. It will bleed. Fuck all of that. How is this a sport?

What do you get out of it? Literally as bad ear. Yeah. And twenty five hundred dollars or whatever. Whatever the fucking prize money is. I'm not getting clotted in my face for twenty five hundred dollars. Yeah yeah, never bro. Never in a million years. It's not I I can't I can't sit here and call this a sport. Damn Lara Wheels is jazz. Um, yeah, that's not a spot.

That's not a spot. But anyway, welcome in guys. Welcome. Um so as you know Fuod and I are going on tour in twenty twenty six. We're headed to um South Africa in January, which is gonna be lit. Incredible. Fucking lit. Incredible. Um and then we're doing a UK tour. Mm-hmm. In May and June. Mm-hmm.

And um so what we thought we'd do, we'll have a a nice segment today where we go through some tour stories over the years. So I've just picked like a handful. Okay. Nothing crazy. So we'll not necessarily take it in turn. We'll discuss. to the people who have never heard these stories or just like reintroduce them to the stories about so for context, we've been on tour what, since twenty twenty three? Yeah. It's our first tour. Yeah. So yeah, we've been doing tours since twenty twenty three.

Multiple countries now, which is weird as far. It really is. That's weird as far. It's surreal. Yeah, super surreal. And um there's some obviously some stories that happen along the way. We've been in these countries for like two months at a time, which is also crazy. Uh before that, I'd never been in the country longer than two weeks. Valid same. Um, so here's some uh memorable tour moments over the years, and we're gonna try and um

It's funny because you actually you don't even know what I've written down. Yeah, I actually don't. And this is but these are but these are basic ones. Okay. So should it shouldn't be too deep. Okay, cool. All right. So, Rem, give us the first one, please. Oh my god. Okay, this was me.

So running off the stage and hitting a dude. We were in our Research bro. Fair I'm not gonna lie, I was expecting just blank. Yeah well well played. I'm not using expecting just you wanna exceed my expectations. That's sexy. Yeah. Let's go, bro. Speak back to it now. Um running off the state and hit the dude. Okay.

So this was in Australia. Yes. I wanna say it I wanna speculate and say maybe like Sydney Night 2 or something like that, right? And it was definitely a big venue, I remember that. Yeah, it was. And we were doing a sound check. And I was feeling good. I must have a good night's sleep. And then I'm like da da da da da da da da da Um, and then during the soundcheck, I jumped off the stage. And then Megan was like, That's cute, don't fucking do that. Uh show time.

And I was like, Cool, cool, cool and she was like, Seriously? Don't jump off the stage and run into the crowds when it's show time. Yeah. You're not insured for it. Yeah. And I was like, bro, you ruin everything. And like We're rock stars, making. Let us live like that. Yeah, let us live like fucking rock stars, bro.

I don't hear anyone else being told don't do this, don't do that. Travis Scott does what he wants. Travis Scott literally does what he wants, dude. Crowd surfing exists because people jump off the stage when they're not supposed to. Like please stop bumming me out. And she was like, Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You know what? If you run if you if you want to jump off the stage, that's fine. Just let me know now and I can make sure security's ready. And I was like, that's worse.

I'm not pre planning it. Be like, uh, if you wanna fuck me and doggy, you can, but just tell me. Yeah, so I can prepare my cat cows I can memory sure my spine's ready to get blown up. No, obviously not. It has to be

moment otherwise I don't want to do it. Yeah. And she was like, all right, cool. Well I'm taking that as you're not jumping off the stage. Yeah. So I was like, all right, cool. No worries. We're doing our end segment. Versus is popping off. Yeah. Everyone's having a great time. I'm doing my part now. I look at Fuhad, I look at Megan, I was like, Fuck it, I'm jumping off. Yeah. So I jumped off the stage, yeah. And I'm like, this is the best moment of my life.

I go to run through the crowd and one bread jumps out in front of me and he's like, James! And he jumps on me and he hugs me, yeah. And when I say my shoulder ran through this bread. He flattened on the ground to the point where I was like, I could probably play for the NFL. I could probably play for the NFL. This guy's flat.

But then as he's gone down, he's grabbed me and pulled me on top of him. So now in front of three thousand people, I'm on top of a Bray missionary with a microphone in my hand. Still trying to continue. The segment. I wanna say he wouldn't let go, human, to the point where I had to trample on him and be like, sorry, bro. Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, and then carry on running. It was fucking brutal. And then I get off stage at the end and Megan's like, You're a dickhead.

You're a dickhead. My POV of this was I obviously knew you were gonna jump off stage. But because how the stage is set, I'm on the right, he's on the left, and he's running up the stairs on the left hand side, and I would potentially run up on the stairs on the right hand side. So as he's done as he's entered the stairs.

I can't see him'cause the crowd have obviously swarmed it. Yeah, the crowd swarmed as well. So I'm obviously on stage. The vantage point I'm seeing, I can't see him. I can just see the crowd surrounding him. So I'm waiting to see the lights follow him up the stairs. I don't see the lights following up the stairs. I'm like, where's the spreader? And I hear.

Sorry bro. I'm thinking, what's happened? That's all I hear. And then I see him burst out. All I hear is sorry, bro. I'm thinking, damn. It was fucking brutal. It was brutal. Also, if you're an up and coming artist and you're ever thinking about jumping off the stage and running through the crowd. It's actually exhausting. Oh. So prepare yourself if you're singing lyrics or telling jokes.

to be out of fucking breath. Yeah. I was murked. Yeah, and this is also a PSA for the audience. If you do see us running up the stage run it yeah running up on um in the city audience don't step out of the fight your urges yeah fight your urges run you the fuck over we have a sh the show must go on it must continue we will run you over at the very least put a hand up I'd love that yeah

Yeah yeah. Lean your ass off the Yeah yeah yeah when I'm running past. Don't try and get a hug. Yeah. You'll get run over. Um, okay, cool, next story.

Yeah, right. Do you know what's made me even more annoyed about this picture? What? He's got my watch on. But uh Bejoled. Yeah, he does. He does. That costs like four times as much. Oh my god. So anyway, yeah. This one I've told before. Yeah. Annalie Chopper. Hands down, the most embarrassing moment of my life. You have to give context as to why this matters, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I will, I will, I will, I will. So whilst we were in America on tour.

Fucking hor horrible. Whilst we're in America on tour, there was a day, we had a day off. And in the evening, I wanted to go and get some ice cream. So I've left my hotel on mission. There was th there was also a vegan ice cream spot that was two streets away from the hotel that people were raving about. And I was thinking, Oh bro, lactose free ice cream and people are saying This lit. Amazing. Fun fact, it's also on the gayest street in America.

That's why you said they had the the AIDS bus or something like that. Bro, they had an AIDS bus posted. Just a quick ting bars on the side of the street, hazards on. You bop on there, get tested for A's, bop out. Start fucking people. So, a few days or maybe a week prior to this.

We get actually no, so I remember before we went on tour, we did the go-kart episode. And we did a TikTok to one of my man's songs, didn't it? Yes. And he commented, or whoever runs his account, commented on the thing. So I'd seen that. And then a few days later, I got a DM. From his manager saying, Oh, um, I manage Ennally, da da da da. I heard you guys come to America, let's set something up, do an episode with him, whatever. Um, he's a big fan of the show, da da da da.

So I was like, cool. I think we'd had like a little back and forth and I was like, I don't really know what our recording days are, but once I find out, I'll let you know we're gonna be in LA from this time to this time. So that message that I that message back and forth that I'd had with Donnie was like the day before.

So now I'm off to get my ice cream, walking down the street, and there's a uh like a famous petrol station right next to where we were staying. And as I'm walking down, walking down, walking down, I look. And who do I see shooting a music video in the petrol station? And a D chopper. And I remember thinking Wow, we're living in a simulation. What are actually the odds? Because Donnie's not even from LA. Okay. So I was like, damn, bro. What are the chances of this?

Cool. So obviously I've been like, this is so not James. So not let me not actually even say obviously. Because any other time this would ever happen in my life, I would have been like, that's cool and then just kept it stepping, bro. I'm not embarrassing myself like that. Brother. I thought, wow, we're living a simulation. I'm about to be best friends with this guy. I was like, yo, Ed, obviously. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

These man have looked at me like and I was like, nah no nah nah nah yo yo it's um yo it's me Bro, I'm I'm gonna vomit. And obviously, I was wearing a hat, innit? I'm thinking, can't recognize me because of the hat. Mm-hmm the disguise is wearing it. Yeah, my disguise is too good. So I've gone It's it's me, James. It's me James for Jesus Giggs Yeah, bro. It's me James for Jesus Giggs I've gone to step forward now

And obviously, no no, let's go through stages. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Ed, you keep it stepping, not me. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, hat off. It's me, James, with Shas and Geek. Do you know how butters that sentence is? Yeah, facts. You have to address who you are. Yeah, bro. Do you know how disgusting it is to say it's me? First of all, that's butters.

James, that's buzz from shits and gigs. Like say that means fuck all. To him. Yeah. To him or to anyone. It's me, James from Shits and Giggs. You're a joke. Hat off. Now the hat's off, you must know who I am. Because I'm just that famous. Yeah. From then I should have walked on. There's all there's three occasions now I should have just kept a step in. But no. In my mind I'm like, well I've taken it too far now. Now I can't stop. Mm-hmm. Because if I stop

then the embarrassment's real. Yeah.'Cause I've announced myself, I've proclaimed my name. I've been aired. Yeah. And now I have to crack on again. I can't get ice cream like this. I'm thinking I have to get to the bottom of this. I've stepped forward to Donnie. Man security has moved to me like yo yo yo yo yo yo step back step back

You're trying to peep me out. Yeah, and I was like, yo, Jobs, stops! You didn't tell your boy! It's your boy! Tell your boy! He does he doesn't know! My name's not on the list. He doesn't know, he doesn't know. You man, I wanted to. I want to say I wanted to jump in front of traffic. Oh god. Chops he doesn't know, bro. Chops is crazy. And the man was like,

At this point, I'm just fucking up his whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We we've got a schedule to keep. Let me just address this fucking waste, man, so we can get back to work. So his security is like my man's had to tell the security, it's all right, it's all right. It's just one guy. Yeah. It's alright, it's alright. Yeah. Let him through. There's me like me, man. Let me in. I wanna su bro, I wanna die.

So I've been like, yo bro. Well I go on da da da da and he's like, What do you want? Mm and I was like, Oh nah, no like But he said what? And I was like, Ah bro, my blood's run cold at this point.'Cause I've really deeped Oh He has no idea. Yeah, yeah. His manager has a point to his manager's been replying and doing all this he has no idea, bro. Yeah. He has no idea. You know what's peek? I couldn't remember the manager's name.

I was like, But I said I was scratched my DMs like fucking I was gonna R every second felt like an hour. He's like, who's my manager then? I was like, um um uh uh um Um and I must have scrolled past it like three times'cause I'm like, that's from like February And I'm scrolling back and forth on my DMs like please fuck. Please fuck find it. Find it. Yeah. Bro, I finally found it. I'm like, this is this is your point, no. This is your point.

Yeah, it's and I was like fucking hell And I was like, Oh yeah,'cause he's messaging me about da da da and he was like, What wait, what what what? Yeah. Sorry, what is it? Oh my god. And then I was like, oh no,'cause um I do this show and blah blah dah.

And I wanted to be like, bro, every part of me wanted to be like, fuck this, what am I doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I couldn't. Yeah, you were so far in. Yeah, I'm so far in, bro. There's no point for me to be like, what am I doing? Let me just dip, bro. So I had to just keep burying myself and burying myself and burying myself. And just be like oh cause um me and my boy do this show and your vr friend manager said that da da and he said he looked at it and he was like

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um yeah, he sent this to me still. And then just stopped talking.

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Have a have a have a great shoot. I don't even think he said bye. I wouldn't. No, no, no. He just cr turned back to the camera and then they were like There was a whole crew there, man. Oh there's a whole crew. Like say our shoot yesterday. Yeah, yeah. That's what it looked like. Mm. There was a whole crew that stopped what they were doing.

For this thing that had happened. So yeah, bro. And you didn't even say goodbye. Obviously not. Yeah. Just cracked on. Fuck. And that's when I got my ice cream and I was just like, bruh, uh. I didn't even want the ice cream anymore. I but I knew if I to get back to my hotel I had to walk past them again. Oh, okay. Yeah. So that I have to leave literally have to leave with something. Yeah. Yeah, you have to leave it something. Yeah. Yeah, bro. What a fucking night.

Sorry, G. Yeah. Yeah, because I I know you would have hated every six every single second, but you couldn't stop because you're so far in. Oh, I needed you there to be like James. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. If I had any of you, man, there, I wouldn't have done it. Yeah. Definitely wouldn't have got to the phone scrolling.

Uh no, I wouldn't never would get that far. Yeah. Bro, because all I needed was char char. Yeah, he's busy, he's busy. I want to be like, yeah, obviously, obviously, obviously. Let's go, let's buy. So I can imagine myself being there and the security guard stopping both of us and you be like, Yo, chops. No. And then they let you through and they don't let me through. I yeah, this is it. This is where I wash my hands. This is where I wash my hands. I tried to stop you.

Yeah, bro. Mental. I'm not gonna lie to you, it was a fucking nightmare. Thank you. Anyway, if you would have described a situation that was ten times worse than your sit than your uh mishap with sense. It would be that. Sension fucking shopping. Shopping thing. That sounds like ten times worse than that. Oh it was a million times worse than than Central City.

A million times worse. You could at least get out of the center. I forgot about Central C. Yeah. At least like Central C doesn't know I was even in that situation. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't even know about that. That's all perspective. In his life, that's never happened. He's just cracked on.

He has no idea that happened. Only I know. The thing is, the girls that were waving don't have any idea that happened. Central C doesn't have any idea that happened. The only person that knows it is me and obviously everyone that I've told. Yeah. So but if in our situation if I had done the the wave thing to the gal and then realized and then looked at Central C and he saw me do that human Uh I would have to beg him.

Beg him to forget what he saw. Yeah, he's he would make a bar about it. Yeah, yeah, a hundred percent. You hundred percent on this his new album, you would have hurt something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro You would have heard something. Bro. Bitches looking through niggas just to wave at me. Yeah, you would have hurt something, bro. Yeah. You would have hurt something. Oh God. Bastards waving back because that's all they see.

I'll be crumbled, bro. Sorry, G. Yeah, man. So this one's called Foo Had's Eye. We were in America. I want to say we were in LA. So just to speak on LA, we where we stayed. Felt like The grass was greener on that side. So we stayed in West Hollywood. Yeah. If you've never been to LA, West Hollywood's where it's at. Yeah. We co edition.

Oh my luxury. Oh yeah. Oh bro. It really is the American dream. It really is. White picker fenced a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember being there thinking I don't think LA people are as hard as they make out to be. Because everywhere's it's soft round there. It's so soft rounded. Soft round here. It's luscious. It's gorgeous. Everyone's so nice. There's just like cafes everywhere, beautiful smelling bread. Yeah. It's just baddies walking around, palm trees.

This I don't think they're really about it as much as they make out. And then we went to the venue of a dungeon that we performed in.

It's meant to be an iconic place that they don't wanna like I think it's like a grade listed building, they don't wanna do it up and blah blah blah'cause it was like it's it's LA's oldest theater. That's what it's oldest theatre. And they've had uh apparently they've tried to like re up it and refurbish it but like The like uh people like protest and be like, no, it's like a staple in LA and we need to keep it authentic and stuff like that.

From first hand experience, stupid idea. It's the dumbest shit. It's so selfish. Renovate that bitch. Renovate it, bro. It's so s any like anyone who does that kind of shit or being like, oh, it's a city landmark and it means so much to us. Don't touch it. Fuck you. Because you're not you don't care about the people who have to sit in there or perform in there. When I say there was bugs galore in there and dust everywhere, bro. It was Bullshit. Bullshit. Anyway.

Um so we arrived we we we bust one right and we realise this is the real LA. This is this is what people say the struggle is. This is where we were. Yeah, it's dark down it is dark and yeah, dreary. To live and die in LA. Yeah. This is what Tupac was really singing about, bro. Yeah, it was crazy. So we got in there now and I I don't remember if my eye was actually bad earlier in the day, but I do remember as soon as I got in there, obviously the dust was happening, I was thinking

This isn't normal. And then something, just something randomly got into my bearing in mind we're underneath the the venue. So we're in like the basement area, which is like our green room. And the green room is just an open space. It it literally looks like a basement. Yeah,'cause it is a basement'cause they they even had you know when people hop up through the stage. Bro, they had one of those but you have to crank it. You have to crank it. Yeah. It was like a huge metal thing.

Yeah. Oh my god. Slave labour. That's what that was. Um, and then something got in my eye, in my right eye, I remember, and it just wouldn't stop watering, it wouldn't stop itching. I was rubbing it and rubbing it around. Bearing in mind, this is for context, we're about 35 minutes.

prior to doing the meet and greet. Yeah. And I'm saying to James, I'm saying to Megan, there's something in my eye, there's something in my eye. This won't leave me alone. I'm rubbing it, rubbing it, rubbing it. Splash and water, splashing water, splashing water. And there was a and we had we had some people come to see our show as well. I think Megan invited them. So they were downstairs in a basement as well. And I was trying to keep my cool, trying to keep my cool.

And then Megan's like, Oh, let me go grab you some stuff from uh Target or whatever, some I stuff, some this and that or whatever. But before she left, I'm thinking to myself, Bro, this isn't going. And I got so fr so frustrated, I started punching my own hand. Like this this fucking eye is not stopping. You might have a sad yeah from my POV. When he says punch in his own hand You imagine what he just did there. Like

Equal like this is annoying me. He punched his own hand like say it was a face. I saw him hold his hand here and fully Swing, like say it wasn't his hand. Yeah. I swear to god, you man, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my fucking Like he likes to say was the hard hitters. Yeah, bro. I rocked my own hand three times. Gah ga. I needed to vent out the frustration. I had to.

And even when Megan came, I was thinking, okay, she gave me, I think it was eye drops. I think I wore like a mini eye patch for a second, just so I can keep my eye closed. Um so uh the eye drops can do whatever they needed to do. And then five minutes before um meet and greet, I pulled James aside and thinking, Well, you might have to handle this one. You might have to handle this meet and greet and I'll'cause so for context. During the um start of the America Tour.

I would we would alternate who goes first. For the meet and greet. So I would probably I would s be first. So they'll see me first, hug, they'll see James. Next show, they'll hug James first, then they'll hug me. Just for that initial interaction. And because it was my right eye and they got the the the people were coming from the right hand side that will see my eye first, I was thinking, James has to take this one. And I'll just be at the back, ready to sign shit and hug.

I was not in the mood to speak to anyone, bro. His eyes And my eye was so fucked that I think I had even addressed it. Whilst we were on the show, on the on um on stage rather. Um and I was like, Yeah, listen, it's the dust in this bitch and there was a There was a speaker next to us, like literally here. The fattest bug was on this speaker. Bro. And like how are they allowing us to perform? Mm-hmm.

Bro, we performed in some dives. Bro. Some dives, bro. It's not okay. LA Theatre was rough, man. Whoever's protesting, let the C refurbish it. They have to, bro. Bugs in there.

For us, I we nearly lost it. And there's no aircon. It was a fancy. Oh yeah, there's no aircon in there. Yeah, it was a panty. Yeah, no air con, bro. It was the fucking speakers, they couldn't turn the speakers too loud because it was gonna rip the roof off.

Oh, it was a whole it was a whole nightmare, bro. Yeah. We've performed some absolute shit also. Yeah. Volume, vibration. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was it was crazy. But yeah, my eye was Was it always your right eye? Because you the way you described it was that it bec it became your right eye when something got in there.

It sounds like it w was your it might have been your left eye originally and then it No, son something just got in there. Something got into my right eye. So it didn't like go from my left to my right. Something just went into my right eye. I was so scared we were gonna have to charge the whole show. Yeah, bro. Because like this guy When you put to your side.

Uh what's your what are you feeling when he pulls your side and says, James, you you might have to just Bro, I was in shock. Um Cause I you know when Your m your mind starts to spiral, but no one else is saying or thinking what you're thinking. So you're like, I know it's just my mental. When he's pulled me to the side, I'm like, you might have to, as soon as it said you might have to, I was like.

Fuck. And you know what stresses me out the most is obviously we don't ever want to disappoint people. We don't ever want to disappoint fans or anything like that. But I'm not going on stage by myself. However, when you say this, when you entertain.

When it's like our tour manager or Megan or whoever, the venue, whatever, if you ever whisper the words about cancelling this show, they don't entertain it. Yeah. There's there's bro the you don't bro, they do not entertain it. And that's what gets really scary. 'Cause you're going out regardless. Yeah, you're going out there, bro. You're going out there, bro. And I was thinking

Fuck these are not gonna make he's gonna make me run the whole thing. They were just like at the very least might just sit there in the dark with an eye patch on his thing, just kissing his teeth. I was I was fucking terrified. Somehow the the S something happens because there's there's multiple things that have happened to to Fuha specifically on tour. Every time thirty seconds before showtime he's fine. Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

New York, he was on his back. Deathbed, bro. For hours. Yeah, I slept bef I slept in between meet and greet and the show. Yeah, he was gone, bro. I was gone. He was murdered. And again, I was thinking I'm gonna have to do this by myself.

He was fucking finished, like passed out. Megan pulled me outside and was like, What we doing? And this was our last show, right? Yeah, it was the final show of the tour. Megan pulled me outside and said, Bill, bro, what we doing? I was like, I'm honestly sick of this. Honestly, I'm pretty sick of this. It happens too often. But yeah, bro, get him on stage. He's fine. Yeah, bro. Yeah, it was so you had the most energy you had on top. That was my that was my best performance.

Yeah. Yeah. All right, cool. What we got next? Again. Again, who had injury. This was in Sydney. I actually looked at the picture on the drive here. This is in Sydney, I think the second show. Um so again during soundcheck we were having fun, blah blah blah. We finished it and then we were looking we were actually looking out onto into the arena and we saw the incline of the stairs and we're thinking I think it was Megan that suggested

Oh, do you guys think you can race and run up there and run back and who do you think will win? And we were like I bet I was obviously locked. As she said, I never said this out loud. As she said, I was thinking to myself I can do this but I know I'll injure myself. I said that to myself.

But I never said it aloud. No, I think you did say it. Did I say aloud? Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure you did say it aloud was because that's what made it so much funnier. Yeah, I was uh'cause I knew I just knew it wasn't good. I just knew. So we were like, okay, cool.

But I also was saying to myself, I would die before I lose. Yeah. I think that's what I said to myself, I'll die before I lose. So Megan and Penny were like, all right, three, two, one, go. You jumped off the stage, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran up the stairs. Ran down the stairs, ran, ran, ran, ran. And the the height of the stage is higher than the height of our log cabin set. Yeah, it's high. So imagine having to jump down that and then jump back on it.

So it was neck and neck between myself and James. James was running down, I was running down. I'm going, going, going, going. I'm using my momentum. I'm like, okay, cool. I'm gonna hop this bitch as high as I can. Hopped it, my shin. knocks the the crevice of the platform. And I finally made I was like oh I won I was panting, panting, sweating, you know me bro. Just

And all of a sudden I mean I feel a trickle on my ankle. I didn't I didn't know it was bleeding or not. I feel a trickle on my ankle. I lift up my uh joggers, bro. Bro, the whole sock was red. My whole sock was red. I remember the um the dunks that I wore. The the tongue of it, red. The the act I saw like white. We saw yeah, I thought it was bone.

whites bro. Bro the cut was deep. The cut was deep so deep. And just to double down on uh what James saying about cancelling the show, I said, what if I can't walk? She's like Bro, we're gonna have to wheelchair you up. You're going to perform. They don't care about you, man. Bro Yeah, the funny ones because yeah, we this is the first time 'Cause they're already paid us now. Yeah. This is the first time we've been allowed to tell the story. Because

Oh yeah. Insurance for injuring yourself on stage? No bueno, bro. So Megan was like, this stays between us. Yeah. You're not telling fucking anyone what's just happened. Fuck me, it was funny because my POV is the same thing. We've run up, we're running back down, and as we're running towards the stage, I can see how high this jump is. And I'm thinking

I'm gonna jump it obviously but I'm gonna do like a like a box jump, like a like a two step hoop and then jump up. As I'm doing that, I'm slowing down and I see him Just dive. I I he rolled onto the tank. I was speeding up, yeah. Bro, it's higher than that, yeah. It's it's probably about if I'm standing up, it's about where my chest is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was high REM. That's ridiculous. Yeah, but my mentum my mentum and my gasness was carrying me. Yeah. Literally carrying me. Yeah. So let's see if I still got on my phone Yeah, it's still a scarcity. Yeah, there's still a big scar there. Yeah, it's still a massive it's indented, yeah. Bro, so they had to call an ambulance to come. And when I say The sight of this cart was stomach turning. Yeah. And then they were like He can't walk on this like it needs stitches.

And then tall man is like, stitch it now. And she's like, no, this is not she looked at her and she's like, it's not sterile. We do what we can here. Yeah. We do what we can. Yes, it's triage. Fuck.

Yeah, and then Donnie was like calling a next doctor, like, I'll get someone in here to stitch it. Our tour manager was nuts. Yeah, he was. Yeah. He was he was I'll get someone in there to stitch it, don't worry. Yeah. And the look Well Fu had like you obviously man you man know what Fuad looks like when he's when he's fed up. I promise you it's the funniest thing I've experienced. He was so

Fucking pissed off. Yeah. Bro. Over it. Over it, bro. My God, it was funny. Over it. And then afterwards we had to go to the hospital. We went to the hospital, yeah. So did fucked up my shin. Did the whole show for an hour and a half. Had some we didn't even eat food. We went straight to the hospital. We hadn't eaten starving. We hadn't eaten since pre-soundcheck or post-soundcheck.

And we were in hospital till about three AM. Oh. Bear in mind we finish the show around quarter to eleven. I know we're kidding. Yeah. And then we're chilling, chilling like and I think we were sharing like Mao I'm sharing sweets. just to just to subside the hunger. And then we walk in there, this guy hasn't smiled in like three hours. And we're walking through to his appointment and some Let me get a picture. This guy's like

No No Read the Room Read the Room No You're not taking a picture of me in hospital or with me in hospital. It's impossible. James had to bite the bullet, it took it. Yeah, I was like, don't worry, bro, I'll take it. I said no. I'll take it bro. Uh and then uh then when they went him and Meghan went and I took the picture she was like

What's up with him? I was like, he's in hospital. Yeah. What do you think? Yeah, facts. We're in hospital, it's two in the morning. Yeah. What do you think? Oh fuck me, it was funny. When um I can tell like the doctors and nurses have no time for bullshit. This is what they do day in, day out. So I'm there and I'm there, it's finally my appointment. I'm laid down there. Bearing in mind, James is on FaceTime to joy.

Hilarious conversation. I can't even remember what the conversation was about. I don't even know I don't know what it was about. And then Joyce was like over here Joyce saying, why does it look like you're in a hospital? And then she he pans the phone to me. They just burst out laughing. They just burst out laughing. So yeah, the the doctor's like, um, looking at my leg, looking at my car, whatever, he said, Oh, this is gonna sting, but we're gonna um put some injections in to

Numb the situation, blah, blah, blah. Then obviously gonna have to sew it. He said the white thing was fat, isn't it? Yeah. That's how deep this thing was. Yeah, it was fat. The white thing on his leg was fat. It was fat. Yeah. Ah. So we're gonna have to sting. Oh my god. Yeah. Um said you're gonna have to stitch it up. As he was doing it.

You can tell he's he's done like ten of these today. Cause he just did it. I flinched, I looked at him, he's like, he dragged my ankle back. Come here man. Let me finish my job. This is your fault at the end of the day. Yeah, gave uh some nurse gave him my tetanus shot. She was saying

I think I I had it in my left shoulder. She was saying, Have you had one before? I said, Not that I can remember. I probably had one as a kid, but I don't remember. Um she said, Okay, bear it in mind in like two days' time, this bitch is gonna ache. I I was having heart palpitation. Really? Yeah. I was having heart palpitation. I've still like I've still got tours to do. Oh Touchwood. It it never nothing happened. It was f my the the shot was fine. But this bit

She said, make sure you um you're taking painkillers and blah blah blah. Because the I think the adrenaline of the show kept me going because I wasn't in pain. When I woke up um the next day, I I think I didn't I hadn't taken my pills yet. I think I walked to the toilet. Oh my god, you man. Really? Oh my I was I was thinking I need crutches. That's all I kept thinking, I need crutches.

All right. Next one. Oh my god. Bro had a panic attack from lying about being single. Right. So this one. Yeah. Right. I'm not going to get into too many details, right? This is a throwback. So we have segments on stage sometimes. Where we invite girl guys and girls to just get a bit freaky naughty. Mm-hmm. And not crazy freaking race, just a just a caveat. Just sat and light. Sat and light. Sign to appease the crowd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not even any really touching it, but just.

Whatever. Yeah, close they are not yeah, yeah. So just like a little bit of adult fun. Yeah. And we were we did a show one time and always we're like, cool, we need singles. Singles, single guy, single girl, cool, pull up, whatever, blah, blah, blah. One bread gets up. And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you single bro, good, good, good, good, good. And he's like, I got like baggers.

I got like three, four, five girlfriends. Yeah. And we were like, all right. You do you, but you do you, bro. No judging here. You do your thing. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, he does his thing. Hands behind his back, blindfold on. I was like, all right, my guy. Go crazy. Keep your hands to yourself. Anyway, we crack on with a show, and once he's come off stage, Donnie's having a panic attack, being like, My girlfriend can't find.

Nah. It was the drink in me. Yeah. It was that JD in me. Bro, yeah, the juice had me telling lies. Bro, and we had to charge all the footage. Wow. Guys before waivers were signed. Yeah, bro. Way before Wavers, yeah. Oh, we we did what we wanted. Oh yeah, we were cowboys by then. Um but yeah, guys, if we invite you on stage and premise you need to be single, make sure you ask us fucking single bro. Or just be prepared.

Facts. Just be prepared for the consequences. Yeah, literally. If you want to lie and then say you're not single, that's fine, bro. Just be prepared for the consequences. Fuck. Funny facts. Fuck me, that was funny. God almighty. I thought Megan was gonna quit.

She was so scared. She was, yeah. I think that's what introduced the waivers. Yeah, yeah. That day she was like waivers going forward. Yeah. I wasn't fast. Yeah, neither was I. I had a great time. I was thinking about the after party to be honest. The fuck? Fuck am I f worried about his feebles?

All right, cool. Next one. Oh, what a time. Sydney Harbour Bridge, bro. By the way, bro, these backdrops you've you've put up for all these categories, clutch. Well done, bro. Thank you. Well done. In a short space of time, well fucking place. Thank you. Um so Sydney Harbor Bridge is like one of these got to do bullshit things in touristy iconic style. Touristy shit.

You can't tell what you kind of can tell from the picture. But you really need to be you need to be at the bottom of this thing looking up. This is the highest thing on planet Earth. Yeah, you you you yeah, no. Yeah. Bro Virgicalif has nothing on this bridge. It is the tallest piece of structure I've seen. And I remember when we first got there.

Menga's like, oh the people that run it at like they usually have like celebrities who come through town, they give them like a private ting and you go up and walk on it. I was like, That's good for them. That really is good for them. And when it when she said walk on it I thought she meant just walk on the bridge. Walk across it. Yeah, walk across it. Just like I thought it was more ceremonial than anything else. Yeah.

Um and I was like, Oh, okay, cool. I remember on day one being like, Yeah, walk on a bridge. Like that's fine. She was like, Yeah, it's like a big deal. Da da da da da da. I was like, cool. Then one day We're driving who was me, Megan, and Lewis. We're driving from lunch or somewhere. Yeah. To oh yeah, we're driving because we'd moved hotels because we hated our fucking.

We need to get the good hotel. So we were driving from the good hotel to the the old hotel so I can get my shit for the show. So we're driving there and we drive past Sydney Harbour Bridge and um Also, shout- I can't remember her name. Shout out to our driver in Sydney, by the way. Yeah. Shout out to our fucking driver. We had this lady driver. She was fucking clutch, bro. She was the one who took us home from the

Um hospital at four in the morning, stopped to get some McDonald's. Every day she was just like she was sick, bro. Took us to uh Bondi Beach, yep, gave us like sick uh restaurant recommendations. She was on job all the time. Best driver we've had on any sort. Um Fuck she was nice. Um I think she I think we gave her like a wad of cash. Mate I can't remember. I remember going to the cash point taking out all I was allowed. Um I think she got my per diem for like a week. Fair. Um so anyway.

We're driving past the bridge thing and Megan's like stop stop stop stop stop I need to show you this is the bridge we get out and she was like this is it and I was like oh gang cool like nice and then she was like oh you can see people walking on it now

I'm looking up now and I'm like, what are you talking about? Because there's just cars going across it. And then you look at that big arch thing at the top, where those flags are in the middle, I'm seeing people that look like ants walking across that thing. And I was like, nah, that's not possible. That's not possible. And she was like, Yeah, that's what we're gonna be doing. I was like, I'm not, I'm not doing that.

I promise you, I'm not doing that. I think Megan has a video of that as well. I said, Megan, I'm not- I'm not doing that. That's impossible, bro. For you already on your way to doing that. No, no, no. No no no. We were on our way to a show. We just happened to be driving past. Right, right. This is like two days before. Okay, okay, okay. We just happened to be driving past. And she was like, please, please, please, please, please. And obviously he's fucking making it. So I was like,

If this is a bucket list thing for you, then I will do it. And she was like, Yeah, it's a bucket list thing. So anyway. Two days later, we sign up to do this thing. As soon as we got there I remember thinking Mistake. Mistake. I'm scared of heights, human. I'm scared of heights. Bro and to get it. actually up onto this arch pit.

On a plank of wood. Walk through it. Bro, you have to walk through it before you can walk up it. It's it's a weird thing. Basically, you have to climb bare ladders, walk up bare stairs, and then there's a bit where the cars are going beneath you. And trains, by the way. Oh yeah. Cars and trains. Yeah. And then you got two barriers here and a wobbly ass plank of wood. Why?

And then you have to like walk across like that. And the car's like, bro, the thing's gonna break. And then we finally get up there. And I was like, nah.

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The um the tall guide is wasting time with facts and figures. Oh yeah. Yeah. I was thinking, get us over the hump. Yeah, yeah. You evil person. And as I, when I said, I love making to pieces, isn't it? I've never nearly throttled someone. So much of my life.

I c I I protested for three days about not wanting to do this. She guilt tripped me into doing it. And once we get up there and we're looking at the sites, my hands were shaking, you man. Yeah, yeah. My hands were shaking. Megan's like, Are you really scared? I said, What? What did you say to me? She was like, Are you really scared? I thought you were joking. I need dashed off the bridge, bro. I was so livid. And then once you get to the top, bear in mind you don't go up and down.

You go to the middle and then walk across. Yeah. And then go down. Go down, yeah. Decanting! Ha ha. And it only kissed the floor when we got back to Earth. Bro, I will never, ever, ever do that again. Yeah. Never in my life will I do that again. It was um I feel like it's a scary experience, don't get me wrong. Um but I think it's one of those ones where I just had to keep moving. The more I every time I stopped, I was deep in what I was doing. I just had to keep moving.

If you look down it's charged. Yeah. This was the sorry to cut your G this was when we were climbing when they showed the told us the fact about finding Nemo. Yeah, I was just about to say, bro, the tour guide, they were like, Oh, if you just look down that you see that house there, there, there, da, there, the miles away, that house right there.

I was like, oh well God, she said that's P Sherman forty two Wallaby Way Sydney. Let's go. Ah, that's probably the coolest thing I've ever happened. Yeah, right there, P Sherman forty two Wall of the Way Sydney. That was sick. And then we were up there for sunset as well, which was pretty cool. Um it was she was stingy with the camera though. Oh bro, we can't take any photos with our phones. They have like a deck designated camera that they have to take and then they send us the footage.

For some I don't something not like cultural something, something, something. I can't remember what the the the jargon was. But there were so many good pictures we could have taken with our phone. But she was like, Oh, if you if you go up here, we can take a picture, bro. She would take a picture. And then she'll keep rambling on. All Megan wanted was a pick at the top before Sunday.

Sun the sun was going. Bitch had gone before we took the picture. The sun was gone, bro. And it's like I was rambling. Talking, bro, like take the pic, man. This we're only here to take the picture. Yeah, we're losing light. Oh, it was it was so jarring. It was. It was, it was, it was. Nah, the pictures were terrible, bro. No, they were awful. Absolutely awful. Yeah, because all in a straight line, it's hard to fit everyone in the picture anyway. So like angling was terrible anyway.

Microphotography courses. That makes sense. Yeah. Because you're doing it twenty times a day, bro. The pictures were gash. Fucking. It made me feel like we've wasted our entire entire day on this thing. By the way, it took at least like two hours. It took way too long. It's a two hour

Yeah, that's another thing when she says, I was like, how long is it? I thought it was like 15 minutes. Nah, bro. Up down. When she said, Oh, it's gonna be like two, three hours, I was like, nah, I'm all right. It's uh And you can't turn back. Yeah. And what pissed me off the fucking most is that these lot made it obvious that I was scared. So tour guide being a to good tour guide was like every time we'cause

They make you do practice. They have a little practice structure where they make you climb a little stupid ladder, walk across and walk back down, just to be like, this is what it's gonna be like when we get on the bridge. So I'm doing it now. Tall guys like, James, are you okay? And I was like, What's still this? Yeah. Because I didn't even know you might have told her.

I was, yeah, fine. I get down now. She's like, brace my whip with my waist. Like, if anything's at any time you're uncomfortable, you tell me. I'll take care of it. These men are pissing themselves. Dickheads, bro. Funny four lifetimes though.

Funny tour lifetimes. Yeah, tour life is really fun and really funny. There's probably like two thousand other stories there are that have happened. Those are just like the first like five that came to my head last night. Um So much happens on on tour life. I'm really excited for God, South Africa's gonna. South Africa's gonna have some fucking stories. Oh my god.

And um yeah, obviously UK tour is gonna have stories. But anyway, guys, if you wanna be involved in the stories, if you wanna see us live, make sure um Links are in the description. The links are on the screen right now. If you want to see us in South Africa, grab your tickets immediately. If you want to see us UK and Ireland, grab your tickets immediately. It's gonna be a time. But anyway, guys, this was like a nice change of episode. Appreciate you as always.

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